Shadi Nama !! Very Funny

Shadi Say Pehlay
Wo Mujh Say Poochti Hay Raat Itni Beyzaban Kiyon Hay
Mein Kehta Hoon Zaban Tu Derd Ki Shidet Say Hoti Hay

Shadi Kay Baad
Woh Mujh Say Poochteee Hai Tum Itnay Bay Zubaan Kyoon Ho
Main Kehta Hoon Too Itnee Bud Zabaan Jo Hai

Shadi Say Pehlay
Mein Kehta Hoon Mujhay Tum Achi Gati Achi Lagti Ho
Wo Mujh Say Poochti Hay Derd Say Derney Lagay Ho Kiya

Shadi Kay Baad
Main Kehta Hoon Tum Mujhay Zehar Lagtee Ho
Woh Mujh Say Poochtee Hai Jeenay Kee Umang Naheen Kyaa

Shadi Say Pehlay
Wo Kehti Hay Teri Awaz Mein Kuch Masoomiyat Si Hay
Mein Kehta Hoon Yeh Mazloomiyet K Baad Aati Hay

Shadi Kay Baad
Wo Kehtee Hai Mairee Awaaz Main Zaalmyat Bohot Hai
Main Kehta Hoon Yeh Zalimyet Mujhay Peetnay Kay Baad Atee Hai

Shadi Say Pehlay
Wo Mujh Say Poochti Hay Badloon Ko Kab Bulao Gay
Mein Kehta Hoon Tumhan Jab Dhoop Ka Mohsum Sataney Laggay

Shadi Kay Baad
Woh Mujh Say Poochtee Hai Amman Aur Behnoon Ko Kub Bulaoo Gay
Main Kehta Hoon Tum Jub Tankhwaa Main Say 1000 Rupay Bachaoo Gee

Shadi Say Pehlay
Wo Mujh Say Poochti Hay Piyaar Ka Matlab Batao Gay
Mein Kehta Hoon Yahan Her Baat Ka Matlab Nahin Hota

Shadi Kay Baad
Woh Mujh Say Poochtee Hai Pyaar Aur Jootay Main Farq Bataoo Gay
Mein Kehta Hoon Waqt Aik Sa Naheen Rehtaa

Shadi Say Pehlay
Wo Boli Kiya Zarooret Thi Mujhay Tum Sath Rekhtey
Mein Kehta Hoon Rooh Bin Jism Kiya Kerta Kahan Jata

Shadi Kay Baad
Woh Bolee Kyoon Mairee Kismet Phoot Gaee Jo Tum Milay
Main Kehta Hoon Ghaltee Insaan Hee Say Hotee Hai

Shadi Say Pehlay
Wo Boli Sunno Ferhet Mujhay Tum Say Muhabbat Hay
Mein Kehta Hoon Tum Tu Khud Meri Riyazet Ho

Shadi Kay Baad
Woh Boli Sunho Ganjoo Mujhay Tum Say Nafrat Hai
Main Kehta Hoon Tum Khud Mairee Shikast Ho

Shadi Say Pehlay
Muhabbat Chup Nahin Rehti Kissi Bhi Pal Kaha Uss Ney
Kaha Mein Ney Muhabbat Bin Tu Kainaat Goongi Hay

Shadi Kay Baad
Ganjee Tind Chupee Naheen Rehtee Tumharee Mujhay Kaha Usnay
Kaha Mainay Baal Bin To Mairee Jawanee Adhooree Hai

Shadi Say Pehlay
Wo Boli Ferhat Tumhan Tanhaiyon Say Der Nahin Lagta
Mein Bola Yeh Sawal Tum KHUDA Sey Ker K Dekho

Shadi Kay Baad
Woh Bolee Kam Bakht To Tanha Baher Naheen Reh Sakta
Main Bola Yeh Sawaal Tum Mairee Amman Say Kerkay Daikho

Shadi Say Pehlay
Wo Boli Derd K Uss Par Bhi Ik Derd Hota Hay
Uus K Baad Mein Kitni Der Tak Kuch Nahin Bola

Shadi Kay Baad
Woh Boli Ghur Kay Us Paar Bhee Aik Ghur Hota Hai
Us Kay Baad Mairay Moon Main Khaak Jo Main Boloon Kam Bakht Koo Kuch

Waqaee, Ghur Kay Us Paar Bhee Aik Ghur Hosakta Hai, Kyoon Na Try Kee Jaey.

Saathyoon Aap Yeh Nazam Ager 10 People Ko Forward Kertay Hain Aap Ko Achee BV Milay Gee Otherwise Aapkee Kahanee Bhee Is Sitam Zareefee Ka Shikaar Hogee Jaisay Kay Ayaan Hai Aur Bayaan Hai Munderja Bala.