Tumara Behtareen Hum Nasheen Wo Hai Jo Tumara Aib Jan kr b Tumare Sath Rhay
Aur Wo Tumare Parwardigar k Elawa koi Ho He Ni Sakta.
STAY BLESSED
Saturday, September 30, 2006
Humara Behtareen Hum Nasheen
Daleel e Fatah
Allama Iqbal says:
Daleel_e_ Fatah tOe DeKh Ay HUSSAIN K QatiL
K jiSs Sir kOo Jhukanay Aay thay Ussi Sir kOo uTha k cHlAy
Friday, September 29, 2006
Nazar Hamari Aik Nazar
Ek Nazar Hamari Ek Nazar
Tumari Nazar Ne Dil se Dil
Ki Nazar Utari Nazar Ne Nazar
Ko Dekha Aise K Kahin Nazar
Na Lage Mohabbat Ko Hamari
Teri Arzoo, Teri Umeed Karta Hai
Aae “Chand”
Jab wo Teri Taraf Dekhain
To Unhain Kuch Yaad Dilana …
Mudhar Se Kuch Geet Sunana
Aur Kehna …
Tumhain Koi Yaad Karta Hai
Teri Arzoo, Teri Umeed Karta Hai
Koi Aaj Bhi
Tumhain Dekh Kar Eid Karta Hai
Kisi Gunagar ke Liye
Wo umar bhar k lye mil jaye mujhe to yun samju ga
yaroo0o
Jannat ka Elaan ho jesy kisi Gunahgar k lye
good night !!
Ye Dor He
*”Lot AaO”*
Ye Dor He, Afra Tafri ka
Or
Wqt he, Nfsa Nfsi ka
Kuch Hosh Nahi insanon ko
Khatra He Sab ki janon ko
1 khof Sa Sab Pe Chaya He,
Har Chehra Hi Murjhaya He,
Q
Dunya Me Andhera He?
Q
Zulm Ne Sab ko Ghera he,
Awaz Ye Dil Se Aati He,
Or
Raaz Hamin Batlati He,
“DEEN”ko
Ham Ne Chor Diya,
“QURAN”Se
Rishta Tor Diya
“NABI”ki Sunnat Bhool Gaey
Phir
“DEEN”ki janib Lot Aao
“QURAN”ki janib Lot Aao,
“SUNNAT”ki janib Lot Aao….
Ae Chand Tu Bhul Jayga
ae chand tu bhul jayga garur se chamakna,,,
jis roz dekhy ga ik jhalak mere yar ki,,,
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Pareshani tazkara kartay
Pareshani tazkara kartay rehnay se barh jati hai,
Khamosh honay se kam ho jati hai,
Sabar karnay se khatam ho jati hai,
Aur Shukar karnay se khushi main badal jati hai..
Be’shak Allah Ta’ala apni makhlooq pe bohat meharbaan hai…
Tuje kya likhon
Teri ik Dua k Jwab men,
kya likhon k Hath Uthe huwe hen Swal ko,
Tuje Rb kbi na Malal de,
Tuje Rb kbi na Zwal de,
Teri sb Bla’on ko Tal de,
Teri Zindgi ko Snwar de,
Tuje dekh kr khilen Gul yahan,T
uje esa Husn-o-Jmal de,
Tuje kya likhon….
Mera kya Kasoor hai?
Mri Nzr sy Dekho Mra kya Kasor hy?
Khud pr Ikhtiyr ni Dil Mjbor hy
Wsy Bora ksi ka Chaha ni kbi
Hn Jan sy Barh kr apko Chaha Zaror hy..
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Adayen Rooth Jaane Ki
Meri Sab Koshishen Nakaam Thin Us Ko Manane Ki
Kahan Seekhi Hai Zalim Ne Adayen Rooth Jaane Ki
Hazaron Minnaton Par Bhi Khafa Rehta Hai Wo Mujh Se
Wo Youn Chup Hai Qasam Khaai Ho Jaise Muskrane Ki
Main Us Ki Ho Gayi Lekin Wo Mera Ho Nahin Sakta
Khuda Jaane Hawa Kaise Lagi Uss Ko Zamane Ki
Ye Roz-o-Shab Ki Tanhaai Mujhe To Maar Daale Gi
Kahan Fursat Hai Harjai Ko Mere Paas Aane Ki..!!!
Namasty Sarkaar, Kese Ho
Namasty Sarkaar, kese ho?
Aaj na Kou msg, aur na miss call ??
.Khairiyat to Hai na ..
Oh AchAa acha Ramzan aa gaya hai..
Aap to qaid ho gaye hogy!
Sorry Eid pe Baat karte hain.
**Devil in Ramadan**
Tannu Lakh Lakh Good Morning
O
main
bismilla kraan !
O
main
sadqy jawan !
Tu$$¡
Jaag gay oo !
O
tehr jao !!!
menu gööd mörning
ty wish kr len 2…
Tannu lakh lakh
GÖÖD MÖRNNNNiNGÄn. .*
Monday, September 25, 2006
Dangerous alphabet
Which is most Dangerous alphabet!
Ans:H
Bcoz
all worries start with”H”
Horrible?
Hazard?
Horrific?
Hopeless?
Harsh?
Horror?
&
Finally
*”HUSBAND”*.
:-P:-)
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Safar Tweel Tha Mera
Safar Tweel Tha Mera Rafeq Koi Na Tha
Mera Ye Dukh K Dukhon Main Shrek Koi Na Tha
Enjoy Cricket With Veena Malik
Enjoy Cricket WITH VEENA MALIK:
No Slip,
No Cover,
No Extra Cover,
2 Fine Legs,
2 Silly Points,
1 Deep Gully,
No Grass On Pitch But Helmet Compulsory..???.!!!
Not About Distance
Relationship is Not about AGE,
Not about DISTANCE,
Not about communicating each other everyday,
what Important most is: TRUST and LOYALTY…
The TRUST of Girl to her Man,
The LOYALTY of Man to his Girl.
Saturday, September 23, 2006
woo paal ek pal k leya
pal pal intazar keya us pal k leya,
woo pal aaya be tha ek pal k leya,
ab phir say tamanna hai,
us pal k leya,
ke kash ah jayee woo paal ek pal k leya.
Friday, September 22, 2006
Shab-E-Qadr Ki Naimaton Se
Allah Se Iltija Hay
Woh Aap Ko Apni Nigah-E-Kareem Aur
Hifazat Mein Rakhay Or
Shab-E-Qadr Ki Naimaton Se Mala Maal Karay
(AMEEN)
SHAB-E-QADAR MUBARAK
Yaad woh nahi
Yaad woh nahi jo akele mein aaye aur chali jaye,
yaad to woh hai jo mehfil mein aaye aur tanha kar jaye…!!
Thursday, September 21, 2006
When A Father Gives To His Son
When a father gives to his son,
both laugh;
when a son gives to his father,
both cry.
Urdu golden quotes
“NICE WORDS”
1.
Insan apni toheen maaf kar sakta hai,
Bhool nahe sakta.
2.
Jis se “MOHABBAT” ki jaye us se Muqabla nahi kiya jata.
3.
Kabhi na “GiRNA”kaamal nahi,
balke”GIR” k Sambhal jana kaamal hai.
4.
Kisi ko paa lena “MOHABBAT” nahi,
Bal k kisi k
“DIL”
Mein jaga bna lena “MOHABBAT”
hai.
5.
Kisi se”ROZ” mil k batain krna “DOSTi” nahi,
Bal k kisi se “BICHER”k Yaad Rakhna “DOSTi” hai!
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
How To Know If U Are Normal
How to know if u are Normal :D.
1. U have a facebook account
2. U have a cell phone
3. U watch MTV
4. U r fully aware of everything around u
6. U register to unlimited texts
7. U sleep late
9. U were so busy u forgot to read #5
10. U actually read again to see if there is #5(don’t worry coz there is no # 8 as well )
11. Now u are smiling. Then u realize, u r so normal
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
where is ur heart?
Biology Ki Miss:
Grlz
Can U tell me Exactly,
where is ur heart?
All Grlz
Shouted Loudly:
“MUSHTAQ”
K
PaaSs!
Teachr Smiles
&
Says:
Mera B.. 😀
Teacher To Faraz
Teachr FRAZ se…
What is noun?
Fraz..Arz kia h dogi bhee apni gali me hota hy king Wa wa
dogi bhee apni gali mein hota hy king Noun is the name 0f person place 0r thing
23 March Youm-e-Pakistan mubarak ho
Abhi tak paaun sy chimti hain zanjeeren ghulami ki
Din a jata hai Aazadi ka, Aazadi nahi ati..
Youm-e-Pakistan mubarik ho. . .
Jis Ka Banda Ho
Mujh Se Mumkin Hi Nahi Tujh Ko Samajh Pana Ya RAB…….!!!
Jis Ka Banda Ho “MOHAMMAD”
Woh “KHUDA” Kya Ho ga….!!!
Monday, September 18, 2006
Nice Dost
Nice Dost “HATH” aur “ANKH” ki tarah hote hain,
jab “HATH” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ANKH” roti hai,
aur jab “ANKH” roti hai to “HATH” anso poonchta hai.
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Mil K Bicharna Dastor Hy Zindgi Ka
Mil k bicharna dastor hy zindgi ka,
Ek ye hi kissa mashhor hy zindgi ka,
Beete howe pal kabhi lot kar nai aate,
Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka.
Ramazan Ke Ashra
Ramazan kay pehla Ashra (10din) “REHMAT”,
doosra “MAGHFIRAT”,
teesra DOZAKH SAY “NIJAT”, hai.
From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)
Friday, September 15, 2006
Love with Crow
A hen falls in love with crow.
Cock caught them both red handed.
Cock said
“Muj me kia kami hy??
Ma tm se pyar krta hu.Tmhari family se hu.Tm pe marta hu.
Muj se ziada pyar tm se koi b nai ker skta
Asa kia hy us crow me jo muj me nai?”
Hen replied
“I respect ur emotions but He is in Airforce..”
😛
😀
Listening to Romantic Song
Height of being single
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.
.
listening to a romantic song and
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.
thinking
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.
.
kis k bary mein sochon :p:):D
You Are Amazingly Amazing
You are amazingly amazing,
beautifully beautiful,
and heavenly heavensent
while being imperfectly perfect.
You are the one for me..!!
Romantic Baate
2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi .
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.
.
.
GF: Kamine!! mein tmhare kapre phar dungi. .
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.
BF: Dekh ab tu serious larai mein romantic baat maat kar…
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Dream And Aim
There is only one difference between Dream and Aim.
Dream requires effortless sleep
Whereas Aim Requires Sleepless effort.
Keep trying to overcome inner beast which stops u offering ur prayers.
Good Morining have a nice good day
From: Admin
Maa Sab Janti hai
5 years old boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Awww I Love u Too
16 years Old Boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Sorry, I Have No Money
25 years Old Boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Kon hai ? Kahan rehti hai wo kamini ? :@
Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai
khawish hy koi
kitne loug hain
mere milne waley
mere chahne waley
mere sung chlane waley
hansne waley
mere dukh me rone waley
phir b jane q khawish hy
koi
tum sa ho……!!!
“2 Ajnabi dost”
03132174713
From: Jinnu Rider
cream use karti ho
Boy to Girl: tm kon c cream use karti ho?
Girl khush ho k: koi b to ni
Boy: te kar Lya kar! kaaliye 😉 😀
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Height of Stupidity
Height of Stupidity
One day some friends were walking down the beach..
One shouted,”Look at that dead bird!!”
All looked up at the sky and asked:”Where Where?
Bike per jate hoe
Girl: Aaj mere dad ne mjhe tumhare Sath bike pe jate huay dekh liya
Boy : oohh !! kia bole wo??
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Girl : Bas wohi hua jis ka dar Tha. Bus ka kiraya wapis le liya.
Humari Family boht strict hai na !!
Mobile ko aag laga dungi kambakhat
English Mother- Good night dear
Hindu Mther – Shub raatri beta
Muslim Mother – Shaba khair
Apni Mother – is mobile ko aag laga dungi kambakhat so ja 😀 :p
Ye FRIJ Kitne Ka Hai
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?
Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
Whats the cost of that FIRIJ
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?
Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ALMAARi hy.
Geo Pathan…
Monday, September 11, 2006
Dil Par Aisay Bhi Azabon Ko Utarte Dekha
Dil Par Aisay Bhi Azabon Ko Utarte Dekha
Hum Ne Chup Chaap Usay Khud Se Bicharte Dekha.
Tujh Ko Socha To Hr Soch Mein Khushbo Utri
Tuj¡Ko Likha To Hr Lafz Mehakte Dekha.
Yaad Aa Jaye To Qabu Nahi Rehta Dil Par
Warna Dunya Ne Bhi Hum Ko Tarapte Dekha.
Teri Soorat Ko Faqat Aankh Hi NaTarsi Hai
Raston Ko Bhi Teri Yaad Mein Rote Dekha.
Hum Mohabbat K Liye Aaj Bhi Dewane Hain
Ye Alag Baat Hai Ke Tum Ne Nahi Murr Ke Dekha…
Wafa Jafaon Ka
Tamasha roz krty hyn wafaon ka jafaon ka !!!
Kabi utro mere dil me muhabbat seekh jao gy !!
Sunday, September 10, 2006
Mr.Bean’s wife and Friend
A man to Mr. Bean:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Mr. Bean rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
Saturday, September 9, 2006
Mohabbat Rog Hoti
Mohabbat Rog Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Rula Kar Khud Bhi Roti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Kinaare Ke Kareeb Le Jaa Kar,
Ye Kashti Ko Duboti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ise Tum Dilki Dharti Ka Pata Mat Do,
Ye Is Mein Dard Boti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Mohabbat Mein Khushi Ke Baad Gam Ki Rutt,
Bahut Nazdeek Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Loota Kar Dilko, Rone Se Bhi Kya Haasil,
Bahut Nayaab Moti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Azal Se Iski Fitrat Hai Zamane Ko,
Jaga Kar Khud Ye Soti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ye Sar Se Paaon Tak Pas Raakh Kar Degi,
Bahut Bedard Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha…!!
In The End
In the end,
its not going to matter how many breaths you took,
but how many moments took your breath away
Badla Wafa Ka
Badla waafa ka dyen gaye bari sadgi sy hum,
Tum hum sy ruthe jao gaye aur zindagi sy hum !
dosti sms
Dosti k phool kabhi murjhaya nai karte,
Hanste cheron ko Roalya nai kerte ,
jin ki sansain chalti hon ap k sms say ,
unhay itna tarpaya nai kerte
Dua Hai Zindagi
Dua Hai Zindagi Bhar Mera
Pyar Kam Na Ho Maanzil
Meri Tum Raho Hausla Khatam Na Ho
Tumhe Mile Har Khushi Zindgi Bhar Gam Na Ho
Fari yaad Karna Rab Se Hamara Rishta Khatam Na Ho
viladat huvi
Jab nabi karim (saww) ki viladat huvi to us raat 4 mojzey hoye….1-puray arab mein logon ne zameen se asman tak noor he noor dekha or vo noor is qadar tha jis pe lekha tha k yahi mojza 13 logon ko bayan karo or usne asa kiya.1 officer ne ye msg 13 logon ko beja or use promotion mili.1 businesman ko ye msg mila to usne delete kar dya to usne apna sb kuch 13 dino mai kho dyd.ye msg ap b 13 logon ko behjen or dekhen k ap ki zindagi mai kya khushi aati hai..
Friday, September 8, 2006
2 Golden lines
2 Golden lines by Shakspear.
“Go to help ur friend in problem without invitation,
&
Don’t go to your friend’s happiness without invitation”
I Dont Believe You
I dont believe you have to be better than everybody else.
I believe you have to be better than you ever thought you could be.
Thursday, September 7, 2006
Faraz Daku Ban Gya
Faraz Daku Ban Gya.
Bank me Daka Dalne Gya or Bola;
Arz Kiya Hy Takdeer Mein Ju Hy wo Mily Ga,
Handz Up Koi Apni Jaga Sy Nahi Hily Ga…
Apny Kuch Khaab Meri Ankhon Sy Nikal Do,
Ju Kuch bhi Hy Jaldi Sy Es Bag me Dal Do…
Buhat Koshish Karta Hon Teri Yaad Ko Bhulany Ki,
Khabardar Koi Hoshyari Na Kary Police Ko Bulany ki…
Dil Ka Aangan Tery Bin Veeran Para Hy,
Jaldi Kro Bahar Mera Sathi Pareshan Khara Hy….!!
Wednesday, September 6, 2006
Gham-e- Hyat Ka Jhagra Mita Raha Hai Koi
Gham-e- Hyat Ka Jhagra Mita Raha Hai Koi
Chale Aao K Dunya Se Ja Raha Hai Koi
Koi Azal Se Keh Do K Ruk Jaye Do Ghari
Sunna Hai Aanay Ka Wada Nibah Raha Hai Koi
Woh Is Naaz Se Bethe Hain Lash K Paas
Jaise Ruthe Hue Ko Mana Raha Hai Koi
Palat Ker Na Aa Jaye Phir Sans Nabzon Main
Itne Haseen Hathon Se Maiyat Saja Raha Hai Koi?
Americans ki taraki ka raz
Americans ki taraki ka raz:
woh kam ko dimagh mein or lun ko phudi mein rakhtey hai…
hum pakistani phudi ko dimagh mein or kam ko LUN per rakhty hain
Meri Zaat ko Sumjhane wala
Sunoo!!!
mujhy dukh es baat ka nahi
k
meri zaat ko muntashir karne wale haath
tery thy………
mujhy dukh faqat es baat ka hai
meri reza reza zaat ko samaitny waly haath
teray nahi thay……
From: JiNNU Rider (03132174713)
Tuesday, September 5, 2006
Lives Are For Living
Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?
urdu Good night sms
Open The Door!Kon?
HumHum Kon?
Hum SMS Kia kehna hai
“GOOD night*”
Tu kya chahie?
Ap K Chehry Pr Ek Pyari si .,….. *(SMILE)*…
2013 Me Bhi Baaz Na Aonga
Mere Dosto Ager 2012 me ab tak mujhse koi ghalti hui ho Ya koi baat apko buri lagi ho,
To
To
To
jo kr sakte ho kar lo,main 2013 me bhi baz nahi aonga!
The Depressing Thing About Tennis
The depressing thing about tennis is that
no matter how good I get,
Ill never be as good as a wall.
Monday, September 4, 2006
Mohabbat Ki Bat Mat Kijiye Muje Acha Nahi Lgta
Mohabbat Ki Bat Mat Kijiye Muje Acha Nahi Lgta
K Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Pe Aitbar Karna Muje Acha Nahi Lgta
Apno Se Barh K Chaha Tha Jise Maine
Shayad Is Tarah Se Chahna Kisi Ko Acha Nhi Lgta
Guzar Jayen Jo Din Wo Wapis Nahi Ate
Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Muje Acha Nhi Lagta
Muje Maloom Hai Wo Shaks Kitna Bawafa Tha
Kisi Ko Bewafa Kehna Muje Acha Nhi Lagta.
Zakhm To Bohut Diye Hain Usne Muje
Zakhm Hum B Dete Magar Badla Lena Muje Acha Nhi Lagta.
Sunday, September 3, 2006
Someone is Sweet
When someone is so sweet to u, dont expect they will b like that all the time
Coz even the sweetest chocolate has an expiry date
Me??? I’m different
I’m alcohol!
No expiry, the older the better and
Addictive too 😀 😛
Umar Parhai ki
Iss ehd-e-marg-e-muhabbat ka almiya ye hay…
wohi hay umar muhabat ki Jo parhai ki hay…:D
😉 😛
Within You I Lose Myself
Within you, I lose myself, without you,
I find myself, searching to be lost again.
Catch Her By Her Waist
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Saturday, September 2, 2006
Teri Yaadein Bahut Masroof Rakhti Ha
Nahi fursat yaqeen maano hamein kuch aur karne ki,
teri batein,teri yaadein bahut masroof rakhti ha..!!
I made you special
Friendship is not built with special people.
People become special after becoming friends.
So the moral is: U r not special. I made u special 😉
Friday, September 1, 2006
Never fail in true love
Excellent thought:
“No one can ever fail in true love. . . We just fail to choose the
true person..!!!”
Aankh Meri Roye
Aansu tumhare nikalen aankh meri roye!
Chot tumen lage dard mujhe hoe!
Rab kare k hmari mohabbat itni gehri nikle!
Ke saans tu roke or mout meri hoe.