That Looks Tasty

Santa to Banta: I wonder who was the first person to see
an egg come out of a chicken’s butt and think,
“That looks tasty, I’m gonna eat that”.

tangdsti ki shikyat

Ek shakhs ne RASOOL-E-PAK (SAW)

se apni tangdsti ki shikyat ki to APP (SAW)

Ne farmya:-

“TUM JAB  GHAR MEI DAKHIL HONE LAGO TO PEHLE SALAM

KARO KHAWA GHAR MEIN KOI HO YA NA HO ,

PHIR MUJH PAR DAROOD BHEJO

AUR AIK DAFA SURAH IKHLAS PERHO ”

US SHAKS NE  AISA HE KIYA TO

ALLAH ne is amal ki badolat na sirf uski

rozi mein khushadgi bulke uske hamsaye

aur rishtedar bhee faizuab huey.

NOTE:- “hadese-pak-ka phelna sadaq-e-jaria he”.

Dost ke bewafai – funny sms

Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke

“Jaan bi maango to hazir hay ”

Aaj apni Biwi ko jan ketha hay

Aur maangta ho tu galiyann deta hai …!

Matlabi saala……

Beqarari Meri Dekh

Beqarari meri dekh li hai to ab mera zabt b dekhna FARAZ,
Itna khamosh rahun ga k cheekh uthay ga woh.

Girlfriend ke Birthday

Boy: Kal Meri Grl4nd ka Birthday h Uske Hath m kya Gift du?

Dost: Apna de de

boy: Mazaaq Mat kAr kOi Bari Cheez Bata.

Dost: TO Mera de de…!!

Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani

Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,
Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…

Itna Be’taab Na Ho Mujh Se Bicharne Ke Liye

Itna Be’taab Na Ho Mujh Se Bicharne Ke Liye,
Tujh Ko Aankhon Se Nahi, Dil Se Juda Karna Hai…

Sheikh on his death time

A SHEiKH on his death time My wifewhere r u?

Yes,I m here My sons,my daughters r u all here?

Yes, PaPa Tey fer naal dey kamray da pakha Q chalda pya a. .

Kitni Choti Si Hai Ye Jannat Meri

Kitni Choti Si Hai Ye Jannat Meri

Ek Main Hun Aur Ek Muhabbat Meri

Hai Haasil Mujhe Puri Duniya Yahan

Ek Main Hun Aur Ek CHahat Meri

Wabasta Hain Sari Khushiyan Tum Se

Ek Main Hun Aur Ek Muskurahat Meri

Labon Pe Tere Sanson Ki Hararat Hai

Ek Main Hun Aur Ek Sharmaahat Meri

Dharkan Ki Har Ek Goonj Main Shamil

Ek Main Hun Aur Ek Shiddat Meri...

Umar ka Ek Dilnashin Hisa

Tumhain bakhshi hai dil per hukmarani or kia detey..?

Yehi thi bas hamari rajdhani or kia detey..?

Sitaron se kisi ki mang bharna ik fasana hai.

Tumharey name likh di zindagani or kia detey.

Wo mujh sey mangta tha umar ka ik dilnashin hisa.

Na detey us ko ham apni jawani or kia detey..?

Bichartey waqt us ko ik na ik tohfa to dena tha.

Hamare pas tha ankhoon may pani or kia detey

Ae Chand Tu Bhul Jayga

ae chand tu bhul jayga garur se chamakna,,,

jis roz dekhy ga ik jhalak mere yar ki,,,

Pushto Shayari SMS

Meena 6 Wroka Shi Pa Tlo Ratlo De Oor Olagi,
Tash Pa Didan Ao Pa Ledo Kato De Orr Olagi.

Dalta Ho Zra Ghwari Da Zra Sara Pakha Lozoona,
Kacha Wada Ao Pa Kacha Neto De Oor Olagi.

Umar Ka Der Shi Ho Gander Shi 6 Beyara Ter Shi,
Da Judai Pa Hagha Wrazo Shop De Oor Olagi.

Lwei Bayaban De V Janan De V Hijran De Na V,
Da Gul Pa Khwa Ke Pa Tero Azgho De Oor Olagi.

Da Nang Namoos Ao Da Ghairat Pa Zaye 6 Ona Lagi,
Dere De Na Shi Pa Paiso Tako De Oor Olagi.

Na Pake Soz Da Zra Monde Shi Ao Na Saaz Ao Awaz,
Rabab Sitar Ao Pa Shpelay Bainjo De Oor Olagi.

Da Hashtnagar Sada IMDADA Wazifa Kra Sabar,
Che Na Qablegi Pa Minnat Zaaro De Oor Olagi.

Shakista Dil

Chalo choro jany do in shakista dil ki aahu ko, MOHSIN….
Agar kisi ko ehsas hota to wo bikharny hi kyn deta…

From: Qamar Saghir ( 03315161307)

kuch ansu

Kuch ansu hotay hain jo bahay nahi jatay
Kuch ghum hotay hain jo chupayae nahi jatay

BAAT aik yeh kehni hai app say

Kuch dost app jaisay hotay hain jo BHULAYE nahi jatay

From: Anil Albert

Honey you are Everything

I Promised you once, I promise you twice,

This love will never end that i feel so deep inside,

I loved you yesterday and even more today

And I never want this feeling to go away,

Honey you are my Everything. I Love You.

Teacher broke the signal

A teacher broke the traffic signal

Police officer arrested her

Teacher: please let me go “I am a teacher”
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Police officer: “oh ho i have waited this moment the whole year”

Now write 10000 times that “I WILL NEVER Do this again”

Are U Bandr

U r BANDR!
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B=beautiful
A=atractive
N=naughty
D=Decent
A=adorable
R=romantc

Hon vekh kida khush pia onda a Bandr na hovey te!

But it hurts

May be i donot cry, but it hurts.

May be i wont say but i feel.

May be i donot show but i care

Pyar Usko Milta Hai Jiski Taqdeer Hoti Hai

[10/18, 11:54 PM] Amit Ghosh: Har Dost Ki Dosti Zaroori Hoti Hai Uske Bina Zindagi Jaise Adhuri Hoti Hai Agar Todh Bhi De Vo Rishta Apna To Uske Piche Uski Koi Majburi Hoti Hai..!!!
[10/18, 11:55 PM] Amit Ghosh: Mohbbat Bina Zindgi Wiran Hoti Hai Akele Har Raah Sunsan Hoti Hai Ek Pyare Se Dost Ka Hona Zaroori Hai Kyunke Uski Duaon Se Har Mushkil Asan Hoti Hai..!!!
[10/18, 11:57 PM] Amit Ghosh: Aye Mere Khuda Tu Apni Adalat Mein Meri Bhi Zamanat Rakhna Main Rahoon Ya Na Rahoon Mere Dosto Ko Salamut
[10/18, 11:58 PM] Amit Ghosh: Aye Mere Khuda Tu Apni Adalat Mein Meri Bhi Zamanat Rakhna Main Rahoon Ya Na Rahoon Mere Dosto Ko Salamut

Tere Neend Urr Jaye

Tujhy kya khabar k mere dil
mein kitna pyar he tere liye dost
Jo kr do bayan to tujhy neend sy nafrat ho jaye.

Funny Husband Wife Sms

Why husbands avoid questions!!!

WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!

WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?’

HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.

WIFE: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

HUSBAND: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married again.

‘WIFE: ‘You would?
‘HUSBAND: …..?

WIFE: ‘Would u live in our house
HUSBAND: Sure its a great house.

WIFE: Wud u sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:’Were else wud v sleep?

WIFE:’Wud u let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, its almost new

WIFE: Wud u replace my pictures wd hers?
HUSBAND: dat wud seem like the proper thing to do

WIFE: Wud u giv her my jewelry?
HUSBAND: No Im sure she’d wnt her own

WIFE: Wud she wear my shoes
HUSBAND: No her size is 6

WIFE: -silence-HUSBAND: ‘shit

Mere Andar Thi Aisi Tareeki

Mere Andar Thi Aisi Tareeki

Aa K Asaib Dar Gaye Mujhse...

Chand Raat Love Poetry

Chand Raat Ko Tujhe Khud Choorian Pehnahoon Main
Je Karta Hai Tujhe Khud Sanwaron Sajahon Mein

Mehndi Ki Khushboo Ke Saat Teri Sanso Mein Utron
Ho Aesa Keh Teri Hathliun Mein Khud Ko Bikhrahon Mein

Hr Khushi Ki Tarha Teri Zaat Mein Rahon Hur Lumhe
Tere Mukhre Pe Kiran Syi Ban Kr Muskarahon Mein

Jise Hawa Ati Hai Jaise Chandni Ati Hai Ghar Tere
Pta Tujhe Na Chalye Is Andazz Sy Kbhi Aaoun Mein

Tere Dil Mein Sama Jaoun Keh Aisa Hi Ho Jaye
Kbhi Darkun Ban Kr Tere Dil Ko Dharkhon Mein

Woh Jo Khankti Hein Chumakti Hein Teri Nazuk Kalayun Mein
Ho Aisa Keh Khud Hi Woh Churian Ban Jahon Mein..?

Majboor The Ham Apni Wafa Jitla Na Sake - Wafa Shayari

Majboor The Ham Apni Wafa Jitla Na Sake,
Khate Rahe Zakhm Dil Par, Kisi Ko Dikhla Na Sake!

Chahaton Ki Had Se Barh Kar Chaha Usey,
Sirf Apna Dil Nikal Kar Usey Dikha Na Sake!

Us Ke Liye Apna Sab Kuch Luta Diya,
Mager Phir Bhi Usey Apna Bana Na Sake…!

Pathan Apni Bv Se

Pathan Apni Bv Se Naraaz Hogya
Or
Apni BV
Or Khud Ko Maarny Ka Faisla Kia!
Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola:

‘Khush Mat Ho, Agla Number Tera hai

Na Cher Qissa Wo Ulfat Ka Bari Lambi Kahani Hai

Na Cher Qissa Wo Ulfat Ka Bari Lambi Kahani Hai

Me Zindagi Se Nahi Hara Kisi Apne Ki Meherbani Hai...

She Lift Her Red Fustian A Little

She Lift Her Red Fustian A Little
And My Eyes Like Her Thigh Never Seen

There Was A Lovely Nevi As Stars In The Sky
She Catches A Long Cigarette

And Put It Between Her Lips
Every Corner Blow Its  Fume

Maybe Extinguish My Burning Heart Fortunate
I Gazed In Her Face

Maybe I Know Her
Or Know Where I Saw Her

And I Am Lost In Her Magic Eyes
Then, I Remembered She Is Princess Of My Dreams

Muhabbat kero to

Muhabbat karo to Milne ki justaju mat rakhna…,

Yaaaroo 😛

Muhabbat khatam ho jati he…

magr jo kharcha hota hy wo zindagi bhar yad rehta hy..

Kabhi Ye Dawaah Ke Wo Mera Hai Faqat Mera

 Kabhi Ye Dawaah Ke Wo Mera Hai Faqat Mera,
Kabhi Ye Dar Ke Wo Mujy Se Judaa To Nahi,

Kabhi Ye Dua Ke Use Mil Jain Sare Jahan Ki Khushiyan

Kabhi Ye Khauf Ke Wok Hush Mera Mina To Nahi

Kabhi Ye Tamanna Ke Bas Jaon Us Ki Nigahon Mein

Kabhi Ye Dharka Ke Uski Aankhon Ko Kisi Ne Dekha To Nahi

Kabhi Ye Khwahish Ke Zamana Ho Muntazir Us Ka

Kabhi Ye Beham Ke Wo Kisi Se Mila To Nahi

Kabhi Ye Aarzu K Wo Jo Mange Mil Jaye Use

Kabhi Ye Waswasa Ka Usne Mera Siwa Kuch Manga To Nahi

by: Jannat Abbasi

Urdu Shayari – Nazar Na Lage

Thanks for your write-up. Another item is that just being a photographer includes not only difficulties in recording award-winning photographs but hardships in acquiring the best digital camera suited to your needs and most especially issues in maintaining the quality of your camera. That is very correct and clear for those photography addicts that are directly into capturing the nature’s interesting scenes : the mountains, the actual forests, the wild and the seas. Visiting these daring places definitely requires a dslr camera that can surpass the wild’s tough landscapes.

Wapda light controler

Wapda light controler:
“Niyat krta hun ma 2

ghante light le jane ki

Wasty apni hakomat k

Zulum gareb awam per

Hath mera switch ki taraf

Lay fir O gai …”

Neend Ki Aaghosh Main

Aao Neend Ki Aaghosh Main
Phir Mulakaat Karain
Is Jahaan Say Us Jahaan Tak Ka Faasla
Ik Lamhay Main Paar Karay
Teri Aankhein Jo Bandh Ho Gaee Is Jahaan Say
Chalo Yehi Rah Ikhtiyaar Karay
Jhilmilatay Taaro Kay Saath
Aao Phir Say Tumhain Yaad Karay
Neend Ki Aaghosh Main
Aik Mulakaat Karay

Just Walk Beside Me

Dont walk behind me;
I may not lead.

Dont walk in front of me;
I may not follow.

Just walk beside me and be my friend

Gulsitaane Mohabbat Ki Bahaaron Ne Mujhe Loota

Gulsitaane Mohabbat Ki Bahaaron Ne Mujhe Loota
Nighahe Shoq Jab Uthi Nazaaron Ne Mujhe Loota

Fasaana Ban Gaya Ulfat Ka Teri Soch Ley Zaalim
Ke Jab Jaane Adaa Tere Sahaaron Ne Mujhe Loota

Mere Dil Par Qayaamat Ka Guzarna Tha Shabe Furqat
Magar Har Ek Nafs En Chand Taaron Ne Mujhe Loota

Kisi Ke Husn Ke Jalwe Base The Meri Aankhon Mein
Badhi Jab Beqaraari Beqaraaron Ne Mujhe Loota

Musalsal Zindagi Ke Emtahan Hote Rahe Lekin
Mere Humraaz Ban Kar Raazdaaron Ne Mujhe Loota

Shabab Aaya Tha Gulshan Par Ajab Rangee Mausam Tha
Magar Ae Dost Saawan Ki Phuaaron Ne Mujhe Loota

Sare Mehfil Aziz Apni Wafaa Par Nafs Ne Mujhe Loota
Nigahe Husn Ke Mubham Eshaaron Ne Mujhe Loota

Saza Ban Jati Hai Guzray Hue Waqt Ki Yaad

Saza Ban Jati Hai Guzray Hue Waqt Ki Yaaden

Na Jane Kiun Chor Jane K Liye Zindagi Me Ate Hain Log...

Cause of your happiness

“The 1st person in the morning & the last person at the night u think about,
Is either the cause of ur happiness or the cause of ur pain”

Best Moments

Happy Moments – PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments – WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments – TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment – THANK ALLAH

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein

Zindagi ki Rahon mein

Oonch neech hoti hay,

Faaslay bhi bharty hain

Chahatain bhi lut ti hain

Rait kay toofano mein

…Siskiyan bhi rulti hain

Ye bhi ain mumkin hay

Aj hum ikatthy hain

Kal ko sath ho na hon

chahay kuch bhi ho jaye

Hoslon ko na khona

Bay waja bhi na rona

BAS !

TUM UDAS NA HONA..!!

Yun saja chand ki jhalaka tere andaz ka rang – Faiz Ahmed Faiz

Yun saja chand ki jhalaka tere andaz ka rang
yun faza mahaki ki badala mere hamaraz ka rang
saya-e-chashm mein hairan rukh-e-raushan ka jamal
surkhi-e-lab pe pareshan teri aavaz ka rang
bepiye hon ki agar lutf karo aakhir-e-shab
shisha-e-may mein dhale subah ke aagaz ka rang
chango-nay rang pe the apne lahu ke dam se
dil ne lay badali to madham hua har saz ka rang
ik sukhan aur ki phir rang-e-takallum tera
harf-e-sada ko inayat kare ejaz ka rang

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Faiz Ahmed Faiz

Woh Zindage Ke Haddein Paar Karney Wali Thee

Woh Zindage Ke Haddein Paar Karney Wali Thee
Kisi Ke Aakhiri Umeed Marney Wali Thee
Falak Ko Chooney Ke Aashoan Ko Dil Main Liyey
Woh Agley Lamhey Zameen Main Utarney Wali Thee
Usko Utanra Hai Ab Kabar K Andheron Main
Woh Jis Ke Maang Sitaron Sey Bahrney Wali Thee
Ab Isko Koi Bhi Uthaney Wala Hi Nahin
Jo Apney Paoon Kisi K Dil Per Dharney Wali Thee
Ab Iske Baad Bhi Kya Koi Qayamat Ayegi
Guzar Chuki Jo Qayamat Guzarney Wali Thee

Bekhvab sa’aton ka parastar kon hai – Meraj Faizabadi

Bekhvab sa’aton ka parastar kon hai
itani udas raat mein bedar kon hai
kis ko ye fiqr ke qabile ko kya hua
sab is pe lad rahe hain ki saradar kon hai
divar par saja to diye bagiyon ke sar
ab ye bhi dekh lo ki pas-e-deevar kon hai
sab kashtiyan jala ke chale sahilon se hum
ab tum se kya batayen ke us par kon hai
ye faisala to shayad waqt bhi na kar sake
sach kon bolata hai adakar kon hai

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Meraj Faizabadi

Ab Ke Barish Main - Barish Shayari

Ab Ke Barish Main,

Kuch Aisa Karna,

Apni Hatheli Pe,

Qatroon ko Jama Karna,

Jo Jama Ho Jain,

Wo Sab Teri Chahat,

Aur Jo Reh Jain,

Wo Sab Meri Chahat....

Aajzi se rehna

Aaj Ki Ek Achi Baat
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Zameen K Uper Aajzi Se Rehna Seekh Lo Taa K Zameen K Neechy Skoon Se Reh Sko !

Honton Ki Hansi Ko Na Samjh Haqeeqat

Honton Ki Hansi Ko Na Samjh Haqeeqat-e-Zindagi

Dil Me Utar K Dekh Hum Kitne Udaas Hain Tere Bin...

Jis Din Woh Kehe Mujh Ko Galy Apne Laga Lo

Jis Din Wo Kahe

Jis Din Woh Kehe Mujh Ko Galy Apne Laga Lo,
Wo Roz Roz-e-Eid Ho, Wo Shab Shab-e-Barat Ho…

Mothers Day Wishes & Gifts

Any woman can

be a mother but it

takes someone

special to be

called

“Mom”.

Yaar Ko Maine, Mujhe Yaar Ne Sone Na Diya

Yaar Ko Maine, Mujhe Yaar Ne Sone Na Diya
Raat Bhar Taali-e-Bedaar Ne Sone Na Diya

Ek Shab Bul Bul-e-Betaab Ke Jaage Naseeb
Pehloo-e-Gul Mein Kabhi Khaar Ne Sone Na Diya

Raat Bhar Ki Dil-e-Betaab Ne Baatein Mujhse
Mujhko Is Ishq Ke Beemaar Ne Sone Na Diya

Khwab Mukammal Na Huwa

Aik He Masla Zindagi Bhar Hal Na Hua . . .

Neend Poori Na Hui, Khuwaab Mukammal Na Huwa….!!

Kabi Jo Aesa Hojaey

Kabi Jo Aesa Hojaey
Kisi Ka Sath Mil Jae
Koe Apna Dor Na Jae
To Dil Ki Wadi Khil Jae
Hzaron Log Milty Hen
Hazaron Dost Bnty Hen
Kbi To Pas Rhty Hen
Kabi Wo Chot Jaty Hen
Bicharna Or Milna To
Zindagi Ka Aik Phlo Ha
Magr Jo Umr Bhar Sath Dy
Koe Aesa Dost Mil Jae
Khny Ko Nahi Rukti
Ye Zindagi Chlti Rhti Ha
Mosam Or Halat Me
Ye Phlo Badlti Rhti Ha
Khizan Ati Ha Jati Ha
Fizaen Rang Bdlti Ha
Magr Dare Tk Thehry
Wo Aesi Bahar Mil Jae
Wafaen Hen , Jafaen Hen
Szaen Hen, Jazaen Hen
Khtaon Sy Barpoor
Zindagi Ki Rahien Hen
Gunahoo Sy Bachny Ka
Aik Lamha Mil Jae
Razae Rab Jo Mil Jae
Skon.E.Qalb Mil Ja

Love Poetry – Piyar Ka Ahtaymam

Dil Maray Mujh Say Sanbhalnay Ka Wada Ker Lay
Samnay Bhaytayn Hain Unsay Milnay Ka Erada Ker Lay

Koiee Baat Bhi Ais Waqat Aun Say Ker Lay
Pass Anay Ka Unsay Koiee Bahana Ker Lay

Jazbaat Per Appnay Pahaylay Zara Qaboo Ker Lay
Aizharay Piyar Ka Thoray Sa Ahtaymam Ker Lay

Sometimes The Heart Sees

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.

Love Me Or Hate Me

Love me or hate me, both are in my favor.
If you love me, I will always be in your heart.
If you hate me, I will always be in your mind.

Mare Yaad Na Karne Se Aap Naraz Mat Hua Karo

किसी जंगली जानवर की अपेक्षा एक कपटी और दुष्ट मित्र से ज्यादा डरना चाहिए, जानवर तो बस आपके शरीर को नुक्सान पहुंचा सकता है, पर एक बुरा मित्र आपकी बुद्धि को नुक्सान पहुंचा सकता है.

Seven true facts

Seven so true facts about women:

1. Most important thing for women is FINANCIAL SECURITY!

2. Although this is important, they still go out & buy expensive clothes!

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have anything to wear!

4. Although they never have nothing to wear, they always dress beautifully!

5. Although they always dress beautifully, they are never satisfied!

6. Although they are never satisfied, they still expect men to compliment them!

7. Although they expect men to compliment them, when they do, they don’t believe them;);)

Hum Ne Kisi Ki Yaad Main Rona Hi Chor Diya

Hum Ne Kisi Ki Yaad Main Rona Hi Chor Diya
Apni Zindagi Ko Talaash Karna Hi Chor Diya

Sab Beeti Hui Baatein Bhula Di Hum Ne
Ab Dil Main Maazi Basana Chor Diya

Kaanton Se Bhar Dete Hain Log Daaman
Hum Ne Aangan Main Phool Khilana Hi Chor Diya

Kabhi Na Maangen Ga Kisi Se Bheek Mohabbat Ki
Is Hi Liye Hum Ne Pyaar Karna Hi Chor Diya

Storms Make Oaks Take Roots

Storms make oaks take roots.

Rony Se Aur Ishq Main Be-Baak Ho

Rony Se Aur Ishq Main Be-Baak Ho Gaye

Dhoye Gaye Hum Itne K Bus Paak Ho Gaye...

Mil Gaya Mujhe Jo Kuch Bhi Chaha

Haath Thaam Kar Bhi Tera Sahara Na Mila,
Main Woh Lehar Hoon Jisy Kinara Na Mila,

Mil Gaya Mujhe Jo Kuch Bhi Chaha Ju Main Nain,
Milla Nhi Tu Sirf Saath Tumhara Na Milla,

Wise Tu Sitaroun Sy Bhara Howa Hy Asman,
Ju Hum Dhoond Rahy Thy Woh Sitara Na Milla,

Kuch is Tarha Sy Badli Phir Zindgi Humari,
Phir Jise Bhi Pukara Woh Doobara Na Milla,

Ehsaas Tu Howa Usy Mgr Dair Hogayi,
Us Nain Dhonda Mgr Nishan Humara Na Milla…

Saans me yaad

Tum AaJ Har Saans Ke Sath

Yaad Aa Rahey H0…!

Ab tm Hi Bta0

teri Yaad0n K0 R0uK Du

Ya Apni Sans0n K0 R0uK L0un..!

Good ni8

Life Become Less

Life today has become so ‘LESS’;

Our phone: Cordless

Cooking: Fireless

Food: Fatless

Dress: Topless

Youth: Jobless

Leaders: Shameless

Govt: Hopeless

Job: Thankless

Police: Clueless

Policies: Aimless

Labor: Effortless

Conduct: Worthless

Relations: Meaningless

Attitude: Careless

Feelings: Heartless

Education: Valueless

Arguments: Baseless

Future: Directionless

and

Still Our Expectations are ENDLESS!!!

Hav a cup of tea sugarless

Kamyabi ke liye Dua

Hum to Sirf kamyabi ki dua krte rahe Apne DOST K liye

Ay khuda Tu ne to usy itna masroof kr diya

k us ne hmara hal puchna hi chor diya

Chahi Bitani Zindagi

Chahi Bitani Zindagi Jab Bhi Kushi Se,
Mile Na Koi Kushi Kahin Se,

Mil Kar Laga Usse Ki Wo He Kushi Hai Meri,
Per Mil Ker Bhi Na Wo Mili Is Zami Pe,

Suna Tha Unse Ki U Nki Khwaish Kabhi Poori Nahi Hoti,
Khwaish Na Milne Ki Mujhse,
Unki Poori Na Ho…
Ab Yahi Dua Ke Hai Dil Se….

Harish Sharma

Ruthe ko manana sms in Hindi

100 phool kam he 1 arthi sajane ke liye,
1000ro phool kam he ek dulhan sajane ke liye.
Par tere pyar ke 4 palkafi he
Ye saari jindagi bitane ke liye.
~ Sorry Hindi SMS

Aaj kuch kami c hai tere baghair,
Na rang na roshni hai tere baghair,
Waqt apni raftaar se chal raha hai,
Bas dharkan thami c hai tere baghair..!!!
~ Sorry Hindi SMS

Aaj mein nein khud se ye wada kiya hai,
Maafi mangoon gha uss sey jisko ruswa kiya hai,
Har mord par hee hon gha mein uss k sath sath,
Maloom hai k mein nein usko kitna juda kiya hai
~ Sorry Hindi SMS

Agar tum ko hum pe gussa hai toh
Ghantaghar tod do
Ring road mod do
Sahid gate fod do
Titanic ko fevicol se jod do
Magar mujhe aise sms karna mat chod do
~ Sorry Hindi SMS

Aj uski yaad ne tarpaya bht.
Aj na chahty huay b vo yaad aya buhat,
Wo mera tha,
Mera hai,
Mera rahega,
Hm ne is khayal se khud ko behlaya bht
~ Sorry Hindi SMS

Share with us more ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­Ruthe ko manana sms in Hindi in Comments section below.

Shayari for teachers

Teacher is someone patiently who stands by us
who insliting the essence of life.
You are wonderful teachers
who proved that learning can be joyous
and pleasant experience
wishing you a
HAPPY TEACHER’S DAY

You look at all your students
Through the eyes of tenderness.
You see each one’s potential
And chances for success.

This album is a keepsake,
And I hope it will convey
The gratitude that’s felt
For your care in special ways.

This album comes with a message,
Words seldom expressed.
You’re wished life’s greatest joys
And every happiness.

Share with us more .Shayari for teachers .in comments section below

Hui Kul Aalam Rehmat Ki Phuwar - Eid Milad Un Nabi

Hui Kul Aalam Rehmat Ki Phuwar,
Aaya Rabi Ul Awal To Aai Bahar,
Milaad Mustufa (S.A.W) Pe Sabhi Musalman ‘Janjua’
Sajate Hain Qurya Qurya Mehfil-e-Sarkar (S.A.W)

By: Raja Kashif Janjua

Your Presence

Strannge reality

When Your Absence Doesn’t Alter Someone’s Life Then Your Presence Has No Meaning In Their life.

Funny Sardar Sms

1 Sardar ka SAR phat gaya..

Doctor ne pucha :

Sardar je kiya hua?

Sardar: Main chappal nal keel thok rya se,

Ik banda bolya

Sardar je KHOPRI istmal kro ” 😉

Submit By: Umer (03006662430)

Pathan Scientist Concluded

A Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

Another Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

A Pathan Scientist Was Watching & Concluded

Humans r Soluble in water

Happy Eid Sms 2011

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WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY A VERY VERY HAPPY
EID MUBARAK
REGARDS,

Every Path Of My Life

I See You In Every Path Of My Life

You Pass By, With A Lethal Smile

As This Being A Part Of Life

Has Caused My Heart Ablaze

I Praised You All This Time, In Mind

Did Not Realize

I Was Just A Station Of The Train

Not Knowing, You Have Reached

Your Destination

I Still Stand, At Same Place

Just Waiting

Sub Say Bura Waqt

“Sub Sy Bura Waqt Wo Hai, Jb Hmare Ghusy Aur Narazgi K Khauf Sy, Waldain Apni Zaroorat Aur Naseehat Byan Karna Chor Detey Hain

Sardar Is Selected For The Job

Interviewer: Let me check your English…Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja….chup ho ja….chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh….bolta rah….bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected…bale bale

Beeta Hai Jo Mere Upar

Beeta hai jo mere upar
Apne pyare nabi ko sunaon ga
Darood partha hua jab mein madine jaoga
Rootay rootay apna haal sunaao ga
Jab un kay qadam mubarak ki jali ko haath lagao ga
Namaz parnhay jab masjid e nabwi jaon ga
Apney ap ko un kay hawalay dey kar ayo ga
Ae kash mujhe mout a jaye
Yeh kah kar un ki chohkat say lout jayo ga
Apnay gunaho ko bakshavnay kay liye
apne dil ko azmnay kay liye dey ao ga
apni rooh ko sambhal jane kay liye
Apnay aqa kay mazaar par ja kar
Maafi mango ga apni har hatha par
Qali qameli wale ko batao ga apne khaalat
Kia kia beeti hain uski umaat kay
opaar unkay bichaar janay kay baad
Apni chahat ka izhaar karnay kay liye
Aaqa ka deedar karnay kay liye
So jaon ga unki chohkat par
Maafi ki talaab kay liye

Unse Haal-E-Dil Kahoon Na Kahoon

Unse Haal-E-Dil Kahoon Na Kahoon
Hai Bahut Mushkil Kahoon Na Kahoon

Jo Mere Waqt-E-Dafan Roya Hai Zar-Zar
Wahi Hai Mera Kaatil Kahon Na Kahon

Poochon Na Poochon Tera Maazi Gard-E-Dasht
Tujhse Tera Mustaqbil Kahoon Na Kahoon

Tere Khilaaf Kya Hai Saajish-E-Toofaan
Tujhse Ae Yara ! Kahoon Na Kahoon

Us Se Poochna To Hai

Us Se Poochna To Hai
Kia Silla Wfaon Ka
Hai Yehi K Din Aur Raat
Us Ko Sochtya Rahna
Khud Ko Khojtay Rahna
Us Se Poochna To Hai
Kia Yehi Mohabbat Hai
Us K Hi Khwabon Se
Apni Dua’n Ko
Khud Hi Beasar Karma
Khud Ko Besamar Karma
Us Se Poochna To Hai
Zindagi Yehi Hai Kia
Us Ka Saath Ho Aur Bus
Darmian Koi Na Ho

Dil Ho Wahamon K Beech
Raazdaan Koi Na Ho
Us Se Poochna To Hai
Us K Baad Bhi Kaise
Din Ye Kyun Nikalta Hai
Raat Kyun Ye Dhalti Hai
Umar Bhi To Chalti Hai
Saans Kaise Chalti Hai
Us Se Poochna To Hai
Khud Bhi Sochna To Hai

Kon Kehta Hai K Maut Aai To Mar Jaunga

Kon Kehta Hai K Maut Aai To Mar Jaunga?

Main To Dariya Hoon Samandar Me Utar Jaunga

Tere Pehlu Se Jo Uthoonga To Mushkil Ye Hai

Sirf Ek Shakhs Ko Paunga Jidhar Jaunga

Ab Tere Shehar Me Aunga Musaafir Ki Tarha

Saya-e-Abr Ki Maanind Me Guzar Jaunga

Tera Paimaan-e-Wafa Raah Ki Deewar Bana

Warna Socha Tha Jab Chahunga Mar Jaunga

Chaara Saazon Se Alag Hai Mera Mayaar K Main

Zakham Khaunga To Kuch Aur Sanwar Jaunga

Zindagi Shamma Ki Manind Jalata Hoon Me

Bujh To Jaunga Magar Subha To Kar Jaunga...!

Kitaabon Mein Mere Fasaane Dhoondte Hain

Kitaabon Mein Mere Fasaane Dhoondte Hain
Naadaan Hain Guzre Zamaane Dhoondte Hain

Jab Woh The….!! Talaash-E-Zindagi Bhi Thi
Ab To Maut Ke Thikaane Dhoondte Hain..!!

Kal Khud Hi Apni Mehfil Se Nikaala Tha..!!
Aaj Hue Se Deewaane Dhoondte Hain…!!

Musaafir Be-Khabar Hain Teri Aankhon Se
Tere Shahar Mein Maikhaane Dhoondte Hain

Tujhe Kya Pataa Ae Sitam Dhaane Waale
Hum To Rone Ke Bahaane Dhoondte Hain…!!

Unki Aankhon Ko Youn Dekho Na “Kamal“
Naye Teer Hain…!! Nishaane Dhoondte Hain

A Ring Is Round

A ring is round
and has no end
and thats how long
i will be your friend

Poetry for Friendship Day

The Best Of Friends,
Can Change A Frown,
Into A Smile,
When You Feel Down.

The Best Of Friends,
Will Understand,
Your Little Trials,
And Lend A Hand.

The Best Of Friends,
Will Always Share,
Your Secret Dreams,
Because They Care.

The Best Of Friends,
Worth More Than Gold,
Give All The Love,
A Heart Can Hold.

Awesome Kisses

If kisses could be sent in writing,
you wud be reading this msg with ur lips…

pathan and ricksha wala

pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay?

Ricksha wala: 50

Pathan: 20 lelo

Ricksha wala: 20 may kon le ker jayega

Pathan: Tm peche betho hum le k jayega

Agr Aap Metric Inter BA

Agr Aap
Metric,
Inter,
BA
MBA
BE,
B.ED,
BSC,
MSC,
BBA,
CA,
LLB,
B.Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho
To Batao ki
SASURAL Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai..

Darta Hoon Maut Se Mgr Marna Zaroor Hai

Darta Hoon Maut Se Mgr Marna Zaroor Hai

Larzat Hoon Kafan Sy Magar Paninan Zaroor Hai

Ho Jata Hoon Ghumgein Janaze Ko Deikh Kr

Lakin Mera Janaza Bhi Utha Zaroor Hay

Hoti Hai Pari Kapli Kabroon Ko Deikh Kr

Par Mudatun Is Qabar Mein Rehna Zaroor Hai..!!!

Jab Chalay Thay

“Jab Chalay Thay To Hum Bilkul Tanha Thay

“faraz”

Phir Tum Milay,
phr ek Aur mila
phir aahista aahista besharmo ka tola sa ban gaya:-D
Love u Friendx 😉

Zindagi Tujh Se Har Aik Baat Pe Samjhota

Zindagi Tujh Se Har Aik Baat Pe Samjhota Karun

Shoq Jeene Ka Hai Mujh Ko Magar Itna To Nahi...

Jab glass toote

Glass toote to kya awaz aati hai ?

Crush.. ?? No!

Crish.. ?? No!

Thish.. ?? Nahi yaar!
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MAA ki awaaz aati hai

TOD DE TOD DE, SAB TOD DE,

kuch baki mat rakh janwar kahi ka..:p :O 😀 😀

Your Love Makes My Days

Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You have given me,
Our love is true This I can see.

Memories are Sweet

“Distances” are not a matter, When the memories are sweet…

Special people are never forgotten, B’cz they remain in Heart Beats.”

Jab cheezo ko bhool jao

Rasool (S.A.W.W) ne faramya:

jab tum kisi cheez ko bhool jao to mujh per durood parho,

INSALLAH yaad a jaye gi

Aur farmaya: jo kisi pershani me ho wo mujh per darood perhe

Difference between Mothers and Girlsfriends

Q: What is the difference between Mothers and Girlfriends tears??
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A Classic Answer
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Mothers tears EFFECT Our HEART

and

Girlfriends tears EFFECT Our POCKET 😀

Message from His Neighbour

A man received message from his neighbor

Sorry sir !! I am using your wife.

I am using day and night.

I am using when u r not present at home.

Infact I am using more than U R using.

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.

Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message.

Sorry Sir, spelling mistake..,

it is not wife but wifi.

Ajab Hai RASAM-E-ULFAT Ay

ajab hai

RASAM-E-ULFAT ay

FARAZ

dil hamara hai magar
IKHTIAR
kisi aur ka hai…

Mohabbat Ki Nazar

Yadain Unhi Ki Aati Hain Jin Se Kuch Taaluq Ho.
Har Shakhs Mohabbat Ki Nazar Se Dekha Nhi Jata.

Rooth Jane Ki Adaa Hum Ko Bhi Aati Hai

Rooth Jane Ki Adaa Hum Ko Bhi Aati Hai Faraz,

Kaash Hota Koi Hum Ko Bhi Manany Wala...

Jahan Jahan Koi Thokar Hai Meri Qismat Me

Jahan Jahan Koi Thokar Hai Meri Qismat Me

Wahin Wahin Liye Phirti Hai Zindagi Mujh Ko...

Greatest gift to anyone

The greatest gift you can gift to

someone is a generator.

-Ibrahim Lineman

Intezaar Aitebaar Raha Bersoun

Intezaar Aitebaar Raha Bersoun
Aik Dareecha Khula Raha Bersoun

Aik Din Us Ka Pyaar Barsa Tha
Or Mian Bheegta Raha Barsoun

Un Ki Aankho K Jaam Yaad Rahay
Bin Piye Bhe Nasha Raha Bersoun

Tub Kahin Ja K Aik Ghazal Likkhi
Main Tujhay Sochta Raha Bersoun

Fasley Kum Na Ho Sakay
Aamna Samna Raha Bersoun

Donkey In Track Suit

One day a donkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.
Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.
Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said ” Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha…”

Chand sitaron se kya puchun kab din mere phirate hain – Abid Ali Abid

Chand sitaron se kya puchun kab din mere phirate hain
wo to bechare khud hain bhikari dere dere phirate hain
jin galiyon mein hum ne sukh ke sej pe raten kati thin
un galiyon mein vyakul hokar sanjh savere phirate hain
rup-sarup ke jot jagana is nagari mein jokhim hai
charon khunt bagule ban kar ghor andhere phirate hain
jin ke sham-badan saye mein mera man sustaya tha
ab tak aankhon ke aage wo bal ghanere phirate hain
koi hamen bhi ye samajha do un par dil kyon rijh gaya
tikhi chitavan banki chab wale bahutere phirate hain
is nagari mein bag aur ban ke yaro lila nyari hai
panchi apne sar pe uthakar apne basere phirate hain
log to daman si lete hain jaise ho jee lete hain
‘abid’ hum divane hain jo bal bikhere phirate hain

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Abid Ali Abid

Sab Kuch Luta Diya Tere Ishq Mein

Sab Kuch Luta Diya Tere Ishq Mein, 

Kambakht Aansu Hi Hain Jo Khatam Nahi Hote...!

By: Vishal

Zara chehare se kamali ko hata do ya rasulALLAH

Zara chehare se kamali ko hata do ya rasulALLAH
hamen bhi apna divana bana do ya rasulALLAH
muhabbat gair se meri chuda do ya rasulALLAH
meri soi hui qismat jaga do ya rasulALLAH
badi qismat hamari hai ki ummat mein tumhari hain
bharosa din duniya mein tumhara ya rasulALLAH
andheri qabr mein mujh ko akela chod jayenge
vahan ho fazl se tere ujala ya rasulALLAH
khuda mujh ko madine mein jo pahunchaye to bahatar hai
ki rauze par hi de dunga jan tak ya rasulALLAH

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Poet Unknown

Mere Hisse Me Le De Kar Faqt

Mere Hisse Me Le De Kar Faqt Mehroomiyan Aain

Mujhe Bhi Shauq Tha Kitna , Mukaddar Aazmany Ka...

Political Funny Shayari

Ayub Khan: Meri Ghalti Thi Ke Mein Ne Bhutto Ko Apna Dost Bana

Bhutto: Meri Ghalti Thi Ke Mein Ne Ziya Ko Chief Bana

Ziya: Meri Ghalti Thi Ke Mein Ne Nawaz Ko Apna Beita Bana

Nawaz Sharif: Meri Ghalti Thi Ke Mein Ne Musharraf Ko Chief Bana

Musharraf: Meri Ghalti Thi Ke Mein Ne Benazir Ko Wapda Ane Ki Ijzat Di

Benazir: Meri Ghalti Thi Ke Mein Ne Asif Zardari Se Shadi Ki

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

DON Kabi Ghalti Nahi Karta… :V 😛

Slowly,Silently,Now The Moon

Slowly,Silently,Now The Moon
Walks The Night In Her Silver Shoon

This Way, And That, She Peers, And Sees,
Silver Fruit Upon Silver Trees

One By One The Casements Catch
Her Beams Beneath The Silvery Thatch

Couched In His Kennel, Like A Log,
With Paws Of Silver Sleeps The Dog

From Their Shadowy Cote The Pink Breasts Peep
Of Doves In A Silver-Feathered Sleep

A Harvest Mouse Goes Scampering By,
With Silver Claws, And Silver Eye

And Moveless Fish In The Water Gleam,
By Silver Reeds In A Silver Stream

Dard Mohabbat Ki

Wohi mehsoos krte hain saza dard-e-muhabat ki

Jo apni zaat se barh kr kisi se pyar krte hain

Break Heart

Before You Break Someone’s Heart,

Make Sure That You Are Not In It…

Dur hai manzil rahen mushkil aalam hai tanahai ka – Shakeel Badayuni

Dur hai manzil rahen mushkil aalam hai tanahai ka
aj mujhe ehasas hua hai apni shikastapai ka
dekh ke mujh ko duniya wale kahane lage hain divana
aj vahan hai ishq jahan kuch khauf nahi rusavai ka
chod den rasm-e-khudnigari ko tod den apana iman
khatm kiye deta hai zalim rup teri angadai ka
note: peenaz masani sinsg this as:
chod de rasm-e-khudnigari ko chod de apana hath yahan
khak kiye deta hai zalim rup teri angadai ka
main ne ziya husn ko bakhshi us ka to koi zikr nahi
lekin ghar ghar mein charcha hai aj teri ranai ka
ahal-e-havas ab ghabarate hain dub ke behar-e-gam mein “shakeel”
pahale na tha becharon ko andaza geharai ka

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Shakeel Badayuni

Most romantic hindi two liners shayar

Gum Sum Ankhen,Sooni Saansen,Toot,Ti Jurti Umeedain…
Darti Hun Yun Kesey Katay Gi, Umer Hai! Koi Raat Nhi…

Haye Adab-e-Muhabbat Kay Taqazey Sagar…
Lub Hilley Aur Shikayaat Nay Dam Tor Diya

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Deadly weap0n

Which deadly weap0n is made by combining Tungsten (W), Iodine (I) and Iron (Fe)?

WIFe 😛

Dil mein kis darja bedili hai abhi – Ameer Kazalbash

Dil mein kis darja bedili hai abhi
har khushi jaise ajanabi hai abhi
phir badhe hain qadam teri janib
tere gham mein bhi dilkashi hai abhi

main bhi tujh se bichad ke sar-gardan
teri aankhon mein bhi nami hai abhi

main ne mana bahut andhera hai
phir bhi thodi si roshani hai abhi

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Ameer Kazalbash

Chalo Acha Hua Ye Dhund Parne Lagi Warna

Chalo Acha Hua Ye Dhund Parne Lagi Warna

Door Tak Takti Thi Us Ko Ankhain...

Angrezi Yadain

“(Angrezi Yadain)”

Mere aangan mein Kbi flowr Khila Krty thy.

Meri eyes mein b dreams basa Krty thy,

MuJhKo halaat Ki aandhi ne giraya othrwise.

Mere shadow mein b Kuch people raha Krty thy,

Hain remembr hmain rafaqat Ki wo watch ab b.

Dil Ki heartbeat b tere sath suna Krty thy,

AaJ wo mehfil mein stranger bnay bethey haIn.

Jo Kabi muJey apni life Kaha Krty thy.

Ab trasti hain teri deed Ko Eyes,

IK period tha hm roz mila Krty thy..!

Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna

Zindagi ki Har FIZAON men Yaad Rakhna

Dil se jo nikle un SADAON men Yaad Rakhna

Ye Tohfa bohat hey MERE liye

Khaloos-e-dil se “DUAON” Main Yaad Rakhna.

Teri Tasweer Meri Ankhon Main

Teri Tasweer Meri Ankhon Main Basee Kyun Hai?.

Jidhar Dekho Bas Udhar Tu Hi Kyun Hai



Teri Yadoon Se Wabasta Meri Takdeer Hai Lekin,

Tujhe Naa Paakar Meri Takdeer Roothi Kyun Hai...?

Mujhko Hai Khabar Namumkin Hai Tujhe Haasil Karna,

Phir Bhi Yeh Intezaar, Yeh Bekarari Kyun Hai?

Barson Guzar Gaye Mere Tanhayee Mein Lekin,

Meri Baahon Ko Aaj Bhi Tera Intezaar Kyun Hai?



Teri Chaahat Ki Kasam Khoon Ke Aansoo Royaa Hoon

Ab Nahin Hai Kuch Baakee ,Phir Yeh Jaan Baakee Kyun Hai?



Khatam Hua Mera Yeh Afsaana, Ek Baat Batadoo Lekin,

Anjaam Tha Malooom Mujhko Phir Yeh Mohabbat Kyun Hai?

Ghafil Raha Namaz Say

Azan Hoti Rahi Main Sunta Raha Per Ghafil Raha Namaz Say,,

Ab Kiya Faida Shoq-E-Namaz Ka Jab Ho Rahi Hai Namaz Meri.!

Forward 2 All muslims b4 its late 2 send

Apni Gali Mein Apna Hi Ghar Dhoondte Hain - Urdu Poetry

Roman Urdu

Apni gali mein apna hi ghar dhoondte hain log,

‘Amjad’ Ye kon shehar ka naqsha badal gaya…?

Urdu

،اپنی گلی میں اپنا ہی گھر ڈھونڈتے ہیں لوگ
امجد’ یہ کون شہر کا نقشہ بدل گیا؟’

Duniya me agar Girls

duniya me agar girls na ho to
road sunsan
market viran
na janu na jaan
na koi girl frand ke liye parechan
bus namaz or quran
and
all boys direct
jannat vich tamam

When You Shout

Have you ever noticed that in Pakistan when you shout

OYE khotya
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About 10 people turn around for confrmation :/ 😀

Ae Qom K Sache Rehnuma

Ae Qom K Sache Rehnuma
Tu Sajeela Kanwal Ik Khushnuma
Di Tu Ne Ham Ko Rehbari
Ik Millat Ki Shanakht Di
Ahmed O Iqbal Ke
Khuwabon Ki Jo Tabeer Di
Tera Ehsan Kese Bhooleingey
Tu Hi Hamara Rehnuma

Ae Rooh E Quaid Aj K Din Tera Ehsan Ada Krte Hen

November ko December Ko

Arz kiya hai . . . .!
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Kya January Kya February Hum Kya

Karein November ko December ko…!!

Jab Tum Saath Hi Nahi Humarey

AaG LaG Jaaye Is Calender Ko…!!

Enjoy ur Settings

Somewhere Someone is Surely made for u..:)

&

God has decided a perfect Time,to make u meet that person..

Till then

Enjoy ur own settings;-)

hayat-e-khizar

jo milay hayat-e-khizar mujhe..

aur usay main sarf-e-sana karun..

TERA shukr phir bhi ada naa ho..

TERA shukr kaise ada karun..

TERE lutf ki koi hadh nahin..

ginoon kis tarha k adad nahin..

main bohat hi aajiz-o-be-nawa..

TERE agay meri bisaat kia..

main kaha karun TU suna kare..

TU diya kare main liya karun..

TERE dar pe kham rahe sar mera..

TERI rehmaton main guzar mera..

koi bhool ho to maaf kar..

mujhe bakhsh de jo khata karun…!

Ameen..

Great Motivational Phrase

Great Motivational Phrase….!!

Main Janta Hon
K Main
Kuch Tou Hon,

Q K!

Mera ALLAH
Koi Bhi Cheez Bekar Nahi Banata..!!

W0RlD IS MINE

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

Hamari Be-Khudi Ka Haal Wo Pooche - 2 Line Sad Poetry

Urdu Poetry - 2 line Shayari

Hamari Be-Khudi Ka Haal Wo Pooche Ager,

To Kehna Hoosh Bas Itna Hai Ke Tum Ko Yaad Karte Hain…!

Rishto’n Ki Rassi

Rishto’n Ki Rassi Kamzor Tab Hoti Hy

Jab Insaan Ghalat Fehmi Me Paida Hone Wale Sawalon Ka Jawaab B
Khud Hi Bana Laita Hay.

So b careful.

We Have Known Each Other

We have known each other by chance,
Became friends by choice,
Still friends by decision,
and when we say Friends Forever,
Thats definitely a lifetime Promise

2 Lovers In K.F.C

“2 lovers in K.F.C”
Larka:
kia khao gi sweet heart?
larki:
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“naan tikki” mangva lo.
moral:aur phassao government school ki bachiyaan……….

Sochta Hun Kabhi Kabhi Yoon Hi

Sochta Hun Kabhi Kabhi Yoon Hi

Aakhir Harj Kya Tha Usy Manane Me...

Zindagi me Kuch

Zindagi me agar kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to Dil ki suno Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to Anhken band kr k socho k “Ya-Allah kahin me
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PATHAN to nahi?

Jis shakhs ki khta ho usi ko saza mily

Qatra ab ahtjaj kary bhi to kia mily.

Drya jo lg rhe the, Samandr se ja mily..

Hr shakhs dorta hai yahan bhir ki trf

Phr ye bhi chahta hai usy rasta mily

Us aarzo ne tamasha bna dia

JO bhi mily hmari trf daikta mily

Duniya ko dusro ki nazar se na dikhiye…

Chahry na parh ske to katabo mein kia mily…

Es dor-e-monsfi mein zrori nhi hai josh….

Jis shakhs ki khta ho usi ko saza mily…

Kala Billa

Its reaL Agar Ap Kahin Ja Rahe Hain Or

Kala Billa

Ap K Aage Se Guzar Jaye To Iska Matlb Hai K

Kala Billa

B Kahin Ja Raha Hai NO TENSION

Gulaab Aankhen Sharab Ankhen

Gulaab Aankhen Sharab Ankhen,
Yehi To Hein La-jawab Aankhen,
Inhi Me Ulfat
Inhi Me Nafrat

Sawab Aankhen
Azab Aankhen.

Kbhi Nazar Me Bala Ki Shokhi

Kbhi Sarapa Hijab Aankhen.

Kbhi Chhupaati Hn Raaz Dil K

Kbhi Hn Dil Ki Kitab Aankhen.

Kisi Ny Daikhi To Jheeel Jaisi

Kisi Ny Payeen Saraab Aankhen.

Woh Aaye To Log Mujh Se Bolay

Hazoor Aankhen Janab Aankhen.

Ajeeb Tha Guftagu Ka Aalam

Sawal Koi Jawab Aankhen.

Yeh Mast Mast be-Misal Ankhen

Nashy Se Hr Dam Nidhal Ankhen.

Uthain To Hosh-o-Hawaas Cheenen

Giren To Kr Dain kamal ankhen.

Koi Hai Inn K Karam Ka Talib

Kisi Ka Shook-e-Wisal Ankhen

Quite Dificult 2 Pick

It’s Easier 2 Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 50 Kg Wen u r in Romantic Mood

But

It’s Quite Dificult 2 Pick Up A “Bori Of Atta” Of Weight 20 Kg

Wen Mother orders;-)

Me and My Boss

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I’ am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business..

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets

Mere hathon mein

Yeh na samajh ke bichri hoon tou bhol gayi hoon tujhe
Tere hathon ki khushboo mere hathon mein aaj bhi hai.

Jo Mera Hai Main Kisi Aur Ko Kiun Dun

Jo Mera Hai Main Kisi Aur Ko Kiun Dun

Main Apni Muhabbat Main Bachon Ki Tarha Hun...

Friend is Better

A frnd is better thn GF/BF coz
-U cn clean ur nose in front of dem 😉
-U cn notice other boys/girls passing 😀
-U cn use ur hands 2 eat instead of fork B-)
-U cn sip last drop of ur coffee by making noise wid straw :-p
-U dnt always hav 2 look good & hide ur msgs 4m dem 😉
-U CAN B URSELF widout bothering what dat idiot wil think abt u
bcoz u know dat dey wil always b wid u:-)
So never leave your friends for your so-called love!
I Love u idiot.

Kaash Keh Mil Jaye Mujhe - Mohabbat Love Poetry

Roman Urdu Love Poetry

Kaash Keh Mil Jaye Mujhe Muqaddar Ki Siyaahi Aur Qalam, 

Lamhe Lamhe Ki Khushi Likh Doon Tumhari Zindagi Ke Liye…

Kaash = Alas; Muqaddar = Destiny; Siyaahi = Ink; Qalam = Pen

Urdu Shayari - Mohabbat Shayari

کاش کہ مل جائے مجھے مقدّر کی سیاہی اور قلم
لمحے لمحے کی خوشی لکھ دوں تمہاری زندگی کیلئے

Larka Larki ke father se

Modern shaadi

Larka larki k father se: Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun.

Father: Q? Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k.. 😀

Zor zor se chillate hoe

College k back side river Me Principle Doob Raha Tha, Usey Tairna Nhi Aata Tha,
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Pappu Ne Dekha aur zor zor Se Chillate Huye bhaga

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kal chutti hai…

Tumhare Ghar Ki Chokhat Hi Tumhare Sar Ki Chadar Hai

Tumhare Ghar Ki Chokhat Hi Tumhare Sar Ki Chadar Hai,

Suno Aay Larkiyoo, Nadaaniyaan Achi Nahi Hootin...!

Bilkul Free

Free
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Bilkul Freeee…!!

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Pakistan Mæ Saans Lena bilkul Free
jaldi jaldi Le Lo Warna

is pe B TAX Lag jaye ga.;)

Saddion Ka Taaulq

Dukh Dard say, Saddion ka Taaulq hai hamara

Aankhoon Ke Udaasi hamain Virsay main mili hai

Which Laptop do u have

Girl: Which Laptop do u have?
Boy : I have a Sony Viao with Intel core i7 processor at 3.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 bit..
8 Gb RAM & Nvidia GTX 560 graphics Card !
And Which laptop do u have?
Girl: shahbaz sharif wala.

Ya Ilaahi Har Jaga Teri Ataa Ka Saath Ho

Ya Ilaahi Har Jaga Teri Ataa Ka Saath Ho

Jab Pare Mushkil Sha’e Mushkil Kusha Ka Saath Ho

Ya Ilaahi Bhool Jayen Naza’ H Ki Takleef Ko

Shaadiye Deedare Husne Mustafa Ka Saath Ho

Ya Ilaahi Gor Teera Ki Jab Aayeh Sakht Raat

Unke Pyaare Moonh Ki Subha Jaa Fiza Ka Saath Ho

Hausla Ho To Fasala Kya Hai

Manzilein Kya Hai Raasta Kya Hai Hausla Ho To Fasala Kya Hai

Manzilen Kya Hai Rasta Kya Hai,
Hausala Ho To Fasala Kya Hai .

Vo Saza De Ke Door Ja Baitha,
Kisase Poochhoon Meri Khata Kya Hai .

Jab Bhi Chahega Chhin Lega Vo,
Sab Usi Ka Hai Aapaka Kya Hai .

Tum Hamare Qrib Baithe Ho,
Ab Dava Kaisi Ab Duaa Kya Hai .

Chandani Aaj Kisalie Nam Hai,
Chand Kee Aankh Men Chubha Kya Hai .