We are all here on earth to help others;
what on earth the others are here for I dont know.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
We Are All Here
Kaminey Friends
Kaminey Friends.!!
When i joke they take it seriously ..
When i m serious, kaminey hans hans k feelings ki dhajjiyan ura dety hain ;( 😀 😛
Jis Se Sar Ka Dupata
Jis se sar ka dupata sambhala nahi jata,
Kia khak sambhaly gi teri ghår ki aabro.
Didicate to all boys who like fasion able girls.
In Cold Weather
In this cold weather
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Do not forget donate some warm cloth..
To poor people!!
Thank You ….
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kar k dekho accha lagta hai …
Tum Jis Se Huns K Milti Ho
Tum Jis Se Huns K Milti Ho
Main Us Ko Dost Banata Hoon
Tum Jis Rustay Par Chalti Ho
Main Us Say Aata Jata Hoon
Main Aisi Mohabbat Karta Hoon
Tum Kaisi Mohabbat Karti Ho
Khuda se Raabita
“Jis ka raabita khuda se saath ho wo naakaam nai hota”
“Naakam wo hota hai jiski umeedein duniya sewaabasta hon”
(HAZART ALI A.S)
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Yaar Mujhey Kuch Nahi
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha
Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..
BACHA Apnay Dost Se:
Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.
Jab naam tera pyar se likhati hain ungaliyan – Madan pal
jab naam tera pyar se likhati hain ungaliyan
meri taraf zamane ke uthati hain ungaliyan
daman sanam ka hath mein aaya tha ek pal
din raat us ek pal se mahakati hain ungaliyan
jis din se dur ho gaye us din se hi sanam
bas din tumhare aane ke ginati hain ungaliyan
pathar tarash kar na bana taj ek naya
fankar ke zamane mein katati hain ungaliyan
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Madan pal
Hum Yaad Tumhein Karte Hain Subah-O-Shaam
Kya-Kya Khayaal Jee Se Guzarte Hain Subah-O-Shaam
Zakhm Naye Dil Mein Ubharte Hain Subah-O-Shaam
Sadiyaa Guzar Gayii Hain Tumhein Bewafaa Hue
Hum Yaad Tumhein Aaj Bhi Karte Hain Subah-O-Shaam
Reh-Reh Ke ,Chaunk-Chaunk Ke Main Neend Se Jaagu
Ban-Ban Ke Mere Sapne Bikharte Hain Subah-O-Shaam
Jab-Jab Teri Yaadon Ki Ghata Dil Pe Chhaayi Hai
Baadal Meri Aankhon Ke Baraste Hain Subah-O-Shaam
Pal-Pal Main Dekhta Huun Uth Ke Raahguzar Ko
Nain Terey Deedar Ko Taraste Hain Subah-O-Shaam
Mat Poochiye Kya Aalam-E-Khwaab- O-Ummiid Hai
Angaar Se Seene Mein Dehakte Hain Subah-O-Shaam
Monday, August 29, 2011
Dil ki Gehraiyon se Eid Ul Azha
Dil ki Gehraiyon se
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EID
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UL-Azha
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Ka intezar karein
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Filhal sabzi aur daal per guzara karein.
Farangi Ka Jo Main Darbaan Hota
Christmas Gift
Christmas gift ideas / suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
Sunday, August 28, 2011
If I Could Give My Mom The World
If I Could Give My Mom The World
Or Anything She Wanted,
I’d Give Her My Own Heart And Soul
And Leave My Own Heart Haunted.
I’d Take Upon Myself Her Life
With All Its Strife And Pain,
And Let Her Ease Into Some Space
Where She Could Live Again.
The Pain For Me Would Not Be Pain,
At Least Not For A While;
For I’d Be Doing It For Her,
And I Would See Her Smile.
Sardar running after bus
Sardar running after bus finaly catch it & Asks Driver
Yeh bus teri Maa lagti hai?
Driver: N0
Teri behain lagti hai?
Driver: N0
To Fair charn q Nai denta
Ek Ladki Hai Gazal Ki Taraah
Gulaabon Se Lipati Shabnam Ki Taraah
Usaki Adaayein Hai Mausam Ki Taraah
Sheeshe Sa Badan Naadaan Dil
Ek Ladki Hai Gazal Ki Taraah
Palkon Pe Ruki Woh Meri Zindagi
Milati Hai Mujhse Kwhabon Ki Taraah
Khafa Jo Mujhse Bhaiti Hai Duur
Chaahaa Hai Use Zindagi Ki Taraah
Banke Badal Jo Dil Pe Chaayi Hai
Aankhon Mein Bikhari Thi Kajaal Ki Taraah
Jaanegi Jab Meri Mohobbat Ki Intehaa
Dhundegi Woh Mujhe Deewaano Ki Taraah
Kehate Hai Log “Pyar” Jise
Hamne Woh Kiyaa Ibaadat Ki Taraah
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Iqbal Teri Qaum Ka Iqbal Kho Gaya - Motivational Poetry
Maazi Tou Sunehra Tha, Magar Haal Kho Gaya
Friday, August 26, 2011
Us ka mur mur kr dekhna
= = GHAZAL = =
Wo bichar rha tha muj se roka nahi gya
Us ka mur mur kr dekhna muj se dekha nhi gya,
Meri aankhon me hi na tha smandar rwan dwan
Wo b dul chuka tha ashkon se sukha nhi gya,
Be wfa na tha wo majbur tha bohat
Us se b paas-e-wfa phir rakha nhi gya,
Jate hue wo zuban se ik baat keh gya
Hm dono ko sath takdir se dekha nhi gya,
“A DOST” gazal me to bs manzar hua he byaan
Jo dard mila dil-o- jaan ko wo to likha nhi gya.
Jal jatey hain
“~Wàdéy~”
krtey hain oR kar k Bdal jatey hain~”
“~Jesa Mosam ho Usi Tarz mai Dhal jatey hain~”
“~Main to Moom hon phir itni Dafa Azmaya Q?
“~Teri Baton se to Pat’ther B pigal jatey hain~”
“~Hamein Aag ki Tapish oR Tezi se na dara~”
“~Hum to Parwaney hain Teri Yaad mai hi Jal jatey hain…
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Ramadan Shayari Sms In Hindi
Ass Na Chalay Ga Kuch B Ab Shaitan Ka,,
Aaya Hai Muskrata Hova Mahina Ramzan Ka,
Ghar Ghar Main Jalay Gi Shama Fakt Toheed Ki,,,,
Arsh Chovay Ga Sajda Kamzor Baibas Ensaan Ka ,,,,
Barsay Ga Rahmaton Ka Sawan Har Soo Har Ja,,,,
Har Zuban Pai Ho Ga Naghma Fakt Rahman Ka,,,
Awo Apna Apna Daman Donay Ka Ahd Krain Noor .
Qismat Walon Ko Milta Hai Moka Apny Pahchan Ka. . .
Sharodio Durga Puja Sms
~jay mata di~
girls ki aawaz
beti bankar aayi hu maa bap ke jeeman me,
lekin basera hoga mera kal kisi or aangan me,
dard me koi mosam pyara nahi hota,
man sant na ho to zindgi ka gujara nahi hota,
koi to dekhe hamari bebsi ko,
ham sabke ho jate par koi hamara nahi hota,
kyo ye rit banai hai duniya walo ne,
sab kehte hai aaj nahi to kal tu parai ho jayegi
dekar janam pal pos kar bada kiya jisne,
waqt aaya to unhi hatho se vida kiya usne,
zindgi ban jayegi khamosi sochi na thi,
duniya wale bhi na samjhenge kabhi sochi na thi,
jinke aangan me khilkar phool bane ham,
wo bhi aaj alwida kah denge hamne sochi na thi,
hamari zindgi wahi tut kar bikhar jati hai,
jab hamara basera kahi or hota hai,
beto se kam nahi hai tarki ki dor me,
har jagah kamal dikhati hai ye betiya,
phir bhi agar baba dahej nahi de paye to,
kanto pe chalke karz chukati hai ye betiya,
hamari zindgi yuhi khatm ho jayegi,
khusiya na jane kaha dafan ho jayegi,
bahut likhi bhagwan ne logo ki taqdire,
jab hamari bari aayi to kalam ki syahi khatam ho jayegi,
jamane ki sari sitam sehti hai ye betiya,
apno se sari gam chupati hai ye betiya,
kyo hamara rista sabse itna ajeeb hota hai,
batao duniya walo kya yahi betiyo ka naseeb hota hai,
khawabo ki ye duniya hai khawabo me rahna sikh liya hamne,
rahe jaha lekar jaye sang sang chalna sikh liya hamne,
waqt ne hamesa yaha larkiyo se naye khel khele hai,
chahe kuchh bhi ho jaye bas hamne bhi jina sikh liya hai yaha,
purab se suraj ka lal sehra aaya,
sabke dilo me khusiya laya,
muskan ke sath aankhe kholna pyare,
dekho maa durga ka dasehara aaya,
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Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Kuch Log Zamane Mein Aaise Bhi Hote Hai
Kuchh Log Zamane Mein…
Kuchh Log Zamane Me Aise Bhi To Hote Hein,
Jo Batein Nahi Karte Hein Nashtar Se Chubhote Hein.
Jinke Liye Hum Raton Ko Uth-Uth Ke Rote Hein,
Woh Apne Sabista* Mein Aaram Se Sote Hein.
Is Baat Ka Rona Hai, Is Baat Ko Rote Hein,
Kashti Ke Mutahit* Hee Kashti Ko Dubote Hein.
Diwano Kee Basti Ka Andaz Nirala Hei,
Hanste Hein To Hanste Hein, Rote Hein To Rote Hein.
* Sabista – Aaramgah ( Bister)
* Mutahit – Mallah
I Saw My Friend In The Rain
I Saw My Friend In The Rain
Standing Next To Each Other
But Still Next To Each Other
Wanted To Say Something To Each Other
Still Kept Standing In The Rain
One Day It Was Raining Heavily
Still Both Could See Each Other Clearly
With Eyes Speaking To Each Other And
Heart Beats Saying The Truth
They Both Wiped Thier Tears
To See A Sunshine In The Rain
Their Eyes Sparkled With Love
They Had For Each Other
Now I See My Friends
Happy With Their Love
In Sunshine And Rain
Usay kehna yeh duniya hai
Use kehna ye dunia hy!
Yahan har morr pe aesay bahut se log milte hyn!
Jo andar tak utarty hyn!
Abad tak sath rehne ki! Ekathay dard sehne ki!
Hamesha baat karte hyn! Use kehna ye dunia hy!
Yahan har shaks matlab ki! Hadon tak sath chalta hy!
Jonhi mosam badlta hy! Muhabbt k sabi daway!
Sabi qasmen, sabi wady! Achanak tot jate hain!
Usy kehna ye dunia hai! Yahan har morr pe apni! Sada ankhen khuli rakhna.
Jenay Ko Sub Jetay Hain
Jenay Ko Sub Jetay Hain
Her Saya Zukhmi
Jungle Kay Punshi
Chup Kay Keydi
Burbat Kay Nagmay
Dur Ka Sholay Petay Hain
Karnay Ka Jazbay
Roti Kay Keydi
Durya Ka Pani
Bhegi Billi
Hur Bill Kay Sunkh Main Rehtay Hain
Jo Khushki Ki Ghutri Ko
Barish Sumjay Thay
Mo’onh Kholay
Sub Aabi Bhagay
Doray
Kush Kut Mary
Khush Thak Gray
Jo Chultay Gaya
Khaboon Ki Basti Bastay Hain
Jenay Ko Sub Jetay Hain
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
dikhawey ki muhabbat
dikhawey ki muhabbat sey behter ha nafrat he karo hum sey
AAMIR
hum sachey jazbon ki bari qadar kia kartey han.
Apanaa Gam leke kahii.n aur na jaayaa jaaye – Nida Fazli
apanaa Gam leke kahii.n aur na jaayaa jaaye
ghar me.n bikharii huii chiizo.n ko sajaayaa jaaye
jin chiraaGo.n ko havaao.n kaa koii Khauf nahii.n
un chiraaGo.n ko havaao.n se bachaayaa jaaye
baag me.n jaane ke aadaab huaa karate hai.n
kisii titalii ko na phuulo.n se u.Daayaa jaaye
Khudakushii karane kii himmat nahii.n hotii sab me.n
aur kuchh din yuu.N hii auro.n ko sataayaa jaaye
ghar se masjid hai bahut duur chalo yuu.N kar le.n
kisii rote hue bachche ko ha.Nsaaya jaaye
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Nida Fazli
kuch jakhm judai ke
Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya, magar in ankho se roya na gaya,
kuch jakhm judai ke aise mile ki phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya.
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Monday, August 22, 2011
wo mujh ko jurm-e- mohabat ki yu saza dega
wo mujh ko jurm-e- mohabat ki yu saza dega
k lohe dil se mera naam tak meta dega
mujhe ye zid hai k meri ana rahe baqi
use ye zagham k akhir mujhe jukha dega
me ranjeshon se zamane k har jawaon agar
wo aik shaks mera hosala barha dega
bajaye dost k tum apne doshmano se milo
k ye ammal tu kaiy rangeshey meta dega
mere baghar mukamal nahi hai zat us ki
ye ighteraf-e- mohabat mujhe rula dega
7 Reasons Positive Emotions
7 reasons positive emotions are good 4 ur heart:
1-Laughter makes blood flow more freely
2-Hugs release Oxytocin and remove stress from the body
3-When you meet someone that ur heart goes crazy for, your heart gets a workout
4-Spending time with a loved one lowers blood pressure
5-Love letters may lower blood cholesterol
6-Holding hands calms nerves
7-A positive attitude lowers the risk of heart attack
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Subha Ke Phool Khil Gaye
Subha Ke Phool Khil Gaye,
Panchhi Apne Safar Pe Urh Gaye,
Suraj Ate Hi Taare Chup Gaye,
Kya Aap B Meethi Nend Se Uth Gaye…?
Good Morning
nafrat na kerna
Nafrat Kabhi na kerna tum humse ..
ye hum kabi na seh payenge
Ek bar keh dena humse ke
Zarurat nai tumhari
Tumari duniya se HANS ker chale jayenge …
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Pyar Ke Sivay Aur Koi
Kaise Kahoon Ke Tum Bin Ab Nahi Raha Jaata
Ye Dil Mein Ek Ehsaas Hai Zabaan Se Nahi Kaha Jaata
Yaadein Teri Har Pal Sataati Hai, Na Peecha Chhode Mera
Kya Kahoon Humse, Ab Ye Intezaar Nahi Saha Jaata
Tere Pyar Na Hai Mujhe To Ek dum Se Pagal Kar Dala
Bas Tumhe Yaad Karti Hoon, Aur Kuch Nahi Kiya Jaata
Mohobbat Mein Teri Doob Gaye Hain Iss Kadar Hum
Ab Tere Pyar Ke Sivay Aur Koi Jaam Nahi Piya Jaata
Iss Kadar Moher Laga Di Hai Mere Tan Aur Mann Pe Tumne
Ab Kisi Aur Ka Naam Zabaan Se Nahi Liya Jaata…..
Free me itna
Zindagi Achi Guzaarney k 2 Sunehri Usool..
1.
“kisi ko free me itna free mat karo k wo free me itna free ho jaye k free hi na rhne de or ap free hotay huey b free na hon or wo free me apko free smj kr apko free kar de”
2.
“kisi se free me itna free hojao k usy free me ap k free hone ka pata na chaly or usay free me b free na rhny do or wo free hoty huey b free na ho or wo free free me phansa rhy or ap free me usy free krdo”
So Simple!;-)
Friday, August 19, 2011
Lambi Line Thi
Doctor k band Clinic k agey lambi line thi
1 sardar bar-bar line mai ghusta,log usko pakr k peche phenk dete
sardar:Lagay raho kameeno,
mai v clinic nhi kholna.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Kon Kehta Hai K Mout I To Mar Jaunga
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Zardari Asked Faraz
Zardari asked Faraz: Tum main aur mujh main kya farak hai?
Faraz replied: Simple, ap puray Mulk ko zaleel kr rahe hain Aur pura Mulk muje zaleel kar raha hai.
Jub Maula Rasoolallah SAWAW Ke Dunyavi Wiladat Hui
Jub Maula Rasoolallah SAWAW Ke Dunyavi Wiladat Hui
Tou Us Waqt 3 Mojizay Huway:
:
1) Poray Arab Ma us Roz Asmaan Se Zameen Tak
Logon Na Noor He Noor Ke Raat Dekhi
Us Ke Roshni Bohat Tez The
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2) Kaabay Mein Us Waqt 360 But Thay
Jo Sab Ondhay Moun Gir Paray
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3) Iran Ka Aatish-Kada
Jo Hazaaron Saal Se Jal Raha Tha
Khud-Ba-Khud Bujh Gaya?
Agosh e Tanhai Mein
Agosh-E-Tanhayi Mein Sona Chahata Hoon,
Jeetkar Bhi Sab Khona Chahata Hoon.
Dum Ghut Raha Hai Siskiyon Mein,
Jee Bharke Rona Chahata Hoon.
Khwaishen Nahin Zannat Mein Ashiyane Ki,
Main To Un Ke Dil Mein Ik Kona Chahata Hoon.
Banen Jo Kal Darakht-E-Mohabbat,
Beez Wo Dilon Mein Bona Chahata Hoon.
Bhatka Ke Sahil Se Jo Le Ayi Hai Bhanwar Tak,
Khud Us Kasti Ko Main Dubona Chahata Hoon.
Rat Karvanton Mein Guzre Wo Phoolon Ki Sez Kya,
Neend Aa Jaye Wo Kanton Ka Bichhauna Chahata Hoon.
Monday, August 15, 2011
Beautiful Decent Urdu Poetry
Neechi nazron mein qayamat ka asar hota hai..
Husn kuch aur nikhar jata hai sharmate huwe.
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Mehman Badaltey Rehte Hain
Ik DrD kabhi, ik Aah Kabhi ,ik Sooz Kabhi, ik Theyyss kabhi..
Is Khana_E_DIL main rozana Mehman Badltey Rehte Hain.
Buddha Poornima Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu
Find latest Buddha Poornima Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu on shayarionline.com .Celebrate Buddha Poornima 2015 in style though our wonder full poetry and shyari to use on cards. This poetry can also be used as Happy Buddha Poornima sms greeting.
Between birth and death there is nothing else to happen but love.
If you miss love between birth and death,
you have missed the whole opportunity of life.
You may gather knowledge and money and prestige and power,
but if have missed love then you have missed the real door.
Aroghyam Oka Goppa Varam !
Santrupti Oka Goppa sampada !!
Viswassam Manchi Bandhavaim !!
Happy Buddha Jayanti
We live in illusion and the appearance of things.
There is a reality. We are that reality.
When you understand this, you see that you are nothing, and being nothing, you are everything.
That is all.
Happy Buddha Purnima 2015
Happy Buddha Poornima Mubarak to all of you from shayari Online Team
Turns Away From Remebrance
And whoever turns away from my remembrance
indeed, he will have a depressed life
[Quran, Surah 20 verse 124]
Mehfil-e-Yaarana Ley Gayi Us Mukaam Par
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Yaad Karne Main
Matt Kar Intizar-e-Yaar Itna Be-Sabar H0 Kar Ay Dil-e-Nadaan
Wo Masr0fiyat Se Wabasta L00g Hain,Yaad Karne Main Waqt Barbaad Nahi Karty.
Doorie Sahi Nahi Jaati
Aajo Ki Doorie Abb Sahi Nahi Jaati
Abb Apke Bin Yeh Nazre Kahin Nahi Jaati
Pal Pal Tadap Rahi Hai Yeh Pagli Apki Yaad Me
Abb Yeh Tanhai Ki Jung Mujse Akeli Ladi Nahi Jaati
Aap Se Mulaqat Ki Intezar Me Bekarar Hota Hai Dil
Apke Naam K Bin Yeh Sanse Bhi Badi Nahi Jaati
Apke Intezar Me Sajti Sawarti Hai Yeh Pagli
Aapko Yaad Na Karun Dinme Aisi Koi Ghadi Nahi Jati
Aajo Ki Doorie Abb Sahi Nahi Jaati
Abb Apke Bin Yeh Nazre Kahin Nahi Jaati
Sab ne chaha k hum na milen
Sab ne chaha k hum na milen
Hum ne chaha k tumhen gham na milen
Agar khushi milti hy tumhen hum sy juda ho kar
Tu KHUDA se ye Dua hy k tumhen hum na milen
SADQA jab insan apny haath sy
SADQA jab insan apny haath sy nikalta hai to….SADQA us waqt 5
jumaly kehta hai…
(1) Mein faani maal tha tu ny mujhy baqa dy di.
(2) Mein tera dushman tha ab tu ny mujhy dost bana liya.
(3) Aaj sy pehly tu meri hifazat krta tha ab mein teri hifazat karon
ga.
(4) Mein haqeer tha tu ny mujhy azeem bana dia.
(5) Pehly mein tery hath main tha ab mein KHUDA k hath mein hun.
her achi baat ko doosray tak pohanchana bhi sadqa hai
Friday, August 12, 2011
Bacha hoa khana
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi
Unka Bachaa hua..
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khana kharab ho gaya..
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na…
To Make You Feel My Love
When the rain is blowing in your face
And the whole world is on your case
I could offer you a warm embrace
To make you feel my love
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Funny Students Of Accounting & Finance
ARRANGE MARRIAGE…
500,000 Shadi pr.
100,000 Haq mehar…
Or
Shadi ki mukhtalif rasmon per..50,000
Shadi k 3 dino ka kharcha.650,000..
Yani Shadi k 1 din ka kharcha216666.6667
1 ghntay ka 9027.77778
Or 1 Mint ka150.462963 ..
Uffff:-@AUR.LOVEMARRIGE :-PSirf 120 rupay ka Stamp paper……
A Message From:
***The Students Of Accounting & Finance.Invest at ur own risk. . . 😉
Thank Allah Moment By Moment
Happy Moments-PRAISE ALLAH Difficult Moments-SEEK ALLAH Quiet Moments-WORSHIP ALLAH Painful Moments-TRUST ALLAH Moment By Moment – THANK ALLAH
Daastaan Ishq
Bhool Chuka Hoon Apni Daastaan Zara Phir Se Kehna
Aai Kis Tarah Gulshan Mein Khizan Zara Phir Se Kehna
Sirnigoon Hona Wo Ghunchon Ka Ab Tak Yaad Hy
Kiya Qissa Tha Khoonchikan Zara Phir Se Kehna
Qadam Kabhi Iss Tarah Dagmagaae To Na Thay Kabhi
Simat Kiyun Raha Hy Jahan Zara Phir Se Kehna
Dil Jo Dharakta Tha Mari Yaad K Saayon Talay
Huwa Kaisay Jazbon Se Anjaan Zara Phir Se Kehna
Yoon To Her Sham Ko Pegham-E Subah Diya Tu Ne
Taareek Sa Kiyun Lagta Hy Samaan Zara Phir Se Kehna
Taqdeer Ki Laghzish Thi K Nafas Parasti Ka Janoon
Ajnabi Sa Tha Andaz-E Biyaan Zara Phir Se Kehna
Taray Labon Pe Machalti Hui Khamosh Si Junmbish
Kiyun Na Kahaun Lafzon Ka Ziyan Zara Phir Se Kehna
Muskrahaton Mein Jhalaktay Huway Ashak Kiy Maani
Koi To Ho Ga Iss Mein Raaz Pinhaan Zara Phir Se Kehna
Zindagi Ki Veeran Raahon Mein Aaey Gi Bahar
Kiya Tera Bhi Hy Ye Emaan Zara Phir Se Kehna
Armaanon Ki Chita Jalanay Se Kiya Haasil Zaidi
Huwa Hy Aub Ye Raaz Nihaan Zara Phir Se Kehna..
Mere dard se Tera Rista
Mere dard say Aakhir tera rishta kya hai
… Mahi ….
Dil jab bhi dukhta hai. Mujhe tum yaad Aaty ho
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Dil Ka Dard Subah Sham
Dil ka dard subah sham humne kata hai
unse dil lagane ka pal yaad aata hai,
woh toh humhe bhul ker kahin or kho gaye,
dil humaara hai unhe bhula bhi nahi pata hai.
Why Govement Do NOT
Why Gove
ment do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Winter Festival (Mt. Abu) Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu
Find latest Winter Festival (Mt. Abu) Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu on shayarionline.com .Celebrate Winter Festival 2015 in style though our wonder full poetry and Shayari to use on cards. This poetry can also be used as Happy Winter Festival (Mt. Abu) greeting.
Festivals of India are known for its colourfully jovial spirit and India tour during festival time adds to your vacations in India. And what would be more exciting and scintillating then planning your Taj Mahal tour in Agra during the mesmerizing Taj Festival. A ten-day event, the Taj festival – called Taj Mahotsav – at Agra is a cultural introduction of India. With the wondrous Taj Mahal serving as the backdrop for the annual festival, the Taj Mahotsav is usually held in the month of February.
The procession includes different tableaux or jhankis of local people dressed as Lord Rama and Laxman, mounted on beautifully decorated elephants. The grand procession starts from Lala Channomalji Ki Baradari for the Janakpuri venue and passes through different parts of the town.
Happy Winter Festival (Mt. Abu) Mubarak to all of you from Shayari Online Team
Khirki ni Khul Rahe
Husband ny hotel room sy manager ko call ki:
Plz come fast! Meri BV mujh sy jhagra kr k ab khirki se challang lagana chahti hy
MANAGER: Sir, I am sorry, ye aap ka personal matter hy
Husband: Abeyyy tu aa to sahi
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Yeh khirki nahi khul rhi.
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Insaan Ke Nationality
techer dunya ki phly insan ki nationality kya thi pappu pakistani wo kaise?
pappu us k pass ghar bhi nahi tha aata bhi nahi bijli bhi nahi phir bhi wo zinda tha.
Submit By: sajid (03332174524)
Tussi Hasde Ho Sanu Hasaan Vaaste
Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
PATHANism
Extreme limit of “PATHANism”
Two pathan sitting in a rickshaw and fighting for the
window seat…!
Good Night Poetry Sms
ab “RAAT” ki “PALKEIN” bheeg chaleen or “CHAND” b hay “CHHUP” jane ko
.
Kuch dair mein “SHABNAM” aey gi “PHOOLON” ki “PYAS” bujhanay ko
.
“TAARON” k “SAFAR” pe “KHO” jao
ab “SO” jao…!!!
ab “SO” jao…!!!
GOOD NIGHT
Submitted By: Talha (+92300-8058989)
Mohabbat Teri
Us ny kaha kon ho tm?
main ny kaha hasrat teri.
Us ny kaha pagal ho kia?
Main ny kaha aisa hi sahi.
Us ny kaha karty ho kia?
Main kaha poja teri.
Us ny kaha kafir ho kia?
Main ny kaha soch teri.
Us ny kaha chatay ho kia?
Main ny kaha mohabbat teri.
Us ny kaha pachtao gye bhot.
My ny kaha kismat teri.
Monday, August 8, 2011
Shakhs ko itna Pyar
Kisi shakhs ko itna pyar do k koi gunjaish na chorro.
agar wo phir b tumhara na ban sakay to usay chorr do,
q k wo muhabbat ka talabgar he nahi wo sirf zarorat ka pujari hay.
Muhabat karnay walay ko kisi shaey ki zarorat nai hoti,
or zarorat mand ko kisi say muhabat nai hoti.!!
Taluq Torta Hun To Mukammal Tor Deta Hun - Adeem
Adeem Hashmi Ghazal
Jise Mein Chor Deta Hun Mukammal Chorr Deta Hun
Jidhar Se Aaye Ye Darya Udhar Hi Morr Deta Hun
Jo Dhaga Tootne Wala Ho Us Ko Torr Deta Hun
Ghronde Rait Ke Ta’meer Kar Ke Chorr Deta Hun
Qafas Ko Torr Deta Hun, Parinde Chorr Deta Hun…
Sajdoon K Ewiz
Sajdoon k ewiz fardoos mily ye bat mujay manzoor nahi.
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Be-loos ibadat krta hon banda hon tera, mazdor nahi.
Kaash Ke Mujhse Bhi Kisi Ko Pyar Hota
Kaash Ke Mujhse Bhi Kisi Ko Pyar Hota,
Kaash Ke Mere Liye Bhi Kisi Ka Dil Bekarar Hota,
Kaash Ke Mujhe Bhi Koi Apni Yaadon Mein Leta,
Apne Khawabon Mein Basata,Aankhon Mein Chhupata,
Kaash Ke Mujhse Bhi Kabhi Koi Izhaar Karta,
Kaash Ke Mere Liye Bhi Koi Bechain Hota,
Kaash Ke Mujhe Bhi Koi Apne Dil Mein Utarta
,Apni Saanson Mein Samata,Meri Duniya Ko Mehkaata,
Kaash Ke Mere Bhi Sapne Kabhi Sach Hote
Kaash Ke Mere Bhi Armaan Pure Hote,
Kaash Ke Mujhe Bhi Kabhi Mil Jaata Koi,
Dekhta Use Main Harpal, Rehta Khoya Khoya,
Kaash Ke Mujhe Bhi Kisi Ka Saath Mila Hota,
Kaash Ke Meri Zindagi Me Bhi Kisi Ka Saath Hota..!!!
kitne handsome hai na
Girl : Mummy, sir kitne handsome hai na.
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Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjhna chahiye
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Girl : Mummy tum bhi na,,hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti
ho..
Sunday, August 7, 2011
A Drunk Son
Son came home drunk, to avoid mom’s scolding he took a Laptop & started working.
Mom: R U drunk…??:@
Son: No mom.:x
Mom: Beyghairat, phir suitcase khol k kya type kar raha hai…???:D
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Pakistani Thekedaar USA gya
Pakistani thekedaar USA gya, apny dost American thekedaar se milne. uska ghr bht khubsurat tha.
Pakistani: itna khubsurat ghr kse bnaya?
american: wo samny bridge nazr arha hy ?
Pakistani: han.
american: uska 10% apni jeb ma dal kr.
phr American pakistan aya to heran reh gya k Pakistani ka ghr us se bhi zyada khubsurat hy
american: tm ne kse bnaya itna khubsurat ghar?
pakistani: wo samny bridge nazr arha hy?
American: nahi…:o;):p
Sab ke puja ek si, alag alag har rit – Nida Fazli
Sab ke puja ek si, alag alag har rit
masjid jaye maulavi, koyal gaye geet
puja ghar mein murti, mira ke sang shyam
jitani jisaki chakari, utane usake dam
sita-ravann, ram ka, karen vibhajan log
ek hi tan mein dekhiye, tinon ka sanjog
matti se mati mile, kho ke sabhi nishan
kis mein kitna kon hai, kaise ho pehchan
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Nida Fazli
Thank You For Being My Friend
You Taught Me To Trust Again
In This World Of Selfishness
And Despair.
You Lent Me Your Ear,
When Nobody Listened,
Only Would Hear.
You Understood My Worries
When Nobody Did.
You Took My Broken Heart
And Made Me Whole Again.
Thank You For Being My Friend!
Friday, August 5, 2011
Khuda Karay Ke Meri Arz-E-Pak Per Utray
Khuda Karay Ke Meri Arz-E-Pak Per Utray
Woh Fasl-E-Gul Jissay Andesha-E-Zawwal Na Ho
Yahan Jo Phool Khillay Khila Rahay Sadiyon
Yahan Say Khizan Ko Guzarnay Ki Majaal Na Ho
Yahan Jo Sabza Ugay Hamesha Sabz Rahay
Aur Aisa Sabz Kay Jisski Koi Misaal Na Ho
Khuda Karay Kay Na Kham Ho Sir-E-Wiqar-E-Watan
Aur Iss Kay Husn Ko Tashweesh-E-Mah O Saal Na Ho
Har Aik Fard Ho Tahzeeb-O-Fun Ka Aouj-E-Kamaal
Koi Malool Na Ho, Koi Khasta Haal Na Ho
Khuda Karay Meray Aik Bhi Ham Watan Kay Liyay
Hayat Jurram Na Ho, Zindagi Wabaal Na Ho
ABBU Mat Kehna
Baap; Agar ab Tum Fail Huye to Mujhe ABBU Mat Kehna
Result Aane Per
Baap: kya bana result?
Beta: Sorry Yaar mushtaq aj Tum ne Baap kehlaane ka HAQ Kho dia¿¿
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Neelay Padh Gaye
Nazuki itni ke neelay parh gaye Rukhsar-e-Yar
Main ne tu bosa liya tha khwab mai tasveer ka
Good Night
Husn-e-beparavah ko khudbib-o-khudara kar diya – Hasrat Mohani
husn-e-beparavah ko khudbib-o-khudara kar diya
kya kiya main ne ki izahar-e-tamanna kar diya
bad gayin tumase to milakar aur bhi betabiyan
hum ye samajhe the ki ab dil ko shakeba kar diya
padake tera khat mere dil ke ajab halat hui
iztarab-e-shauq ne ek hashr barpa kar diya
hum rahe yan tak teri khidmat mein sargarm-e-nayaz
tujh ko aakhir aashana-e-naz-e-beja kar diya
ab nahi dil ko kisi surat kisi pehlu qarar
is nighat-e-naz ne kya sahir aisa kar diya
ishq se tere bade kya kya dilon ke martabe
mahr zarron ko diya qatron ko dariya kar diya
teri mahafil se uthta gair mujhko kya majal
dekhata tha main ki tune bhi ishara kar diya
sab galat kahate the lutf-e-yar ko wajah-e-sukun
dard-e-dil is ne to ‘hasrat’ aur duna kar diya
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Hasrat Mohani
Aankh pyasi hai koi manzar de – Rahat Indori
aankh pyasi hai koi manzar de
is jazire ko bhi samandar de
apana chehara talash karana hai
gar nahi aaina to patthar de
band kaliyon ko chahiye shabanam
in chiragon mein roshani bhar de
pattharon ke saron se karz utar
is sadi ko koi payambar de
kahkahon mein guzar rahi hai hayat
ab kisi din udas bhi kar de
phir na kahana ke khudkhushi hai gunah
aj fursat hai faisala kar de
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Rahat Indori
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Boys R Tha Most Busy Generation
Boys r tha most busy generation in the world.
1 hand on stearing 1 hand on gear
1 leg on break 1 leg on accelerator.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
Phoolon ke tahaniyon pe nasheman banayiye – Abdul Hameed Adam
Phoolon ke tahaniyon pe nasheman banayiye
bijli gire to jashn-e-charagan manayiye
kaliyon ke ang ang mein mitha sa dard hai
bimar nikahaton ko zara gudgudayiye
kab se sulag rahi hai javani ke garm raat
zulfen bikher kar mere pehlu mein aayiye
bahaki hui siyah ghataon ke sath sath
jee chahata hai sham-e-abad tak to jayiye
sun kar jise havas mein thandak si aa base
aisi koi udas kahani sunayiye
raste pe har qadam pe kharabat hain “adam”
ye hal ho to kis tarah daman bachayiye
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Abdul Hameed Adam
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Dil Dard Ki Shiddat Se
Dil Dard Ki Shiddat Se Khoon-Gashta-O-See Paara,
Is Sheher Mein Phirta Hai Ek Wehshee-O-Awara,
Shayar Hai Ke Aashiq Hai, Jogi Hai Ke Banjara,
Darwaza Khula Rakhna,
Seene Se Ghata Uthe, Aankhon Se Jhari Barse,
Phaagan Ke Nahi Badal, Jo Chaar Ghadi Barse,
Barkha Hai Ye Bhaado Ki, Barse To Badi Barse,
Darwaza Khula Rakhna,
Aankhon Mein Ek Alam, Aankhon Mein To Duniya Hai,
Honthon Pe Magar Mohrein, Munh Se Nahi Kehta Hai,
Kis Chiz Ko Kho Baitha Hai, Kya Dhundne Nikla Hai,
Darwaza Khula Rakhna,
Shikwon Ko Utha Rakhna, Aankhon Ko Bichha Rakhna,
Ek Shama Dareeche Ke Chaukhat Pe Jala Rakhna,
Mayoos Na Phir Jaaye, Haan Paas-E-Wafa Rakhna,
Darwaza Khula Rakhna Darwaza Khula Rakhna.
Strange But TruE
A Smart Statement
NevEr RAise youR Voice, Just IMprove the QualitY of your ArgumeNt…
Life Is mUch Like FaceBook…
People Will LikE your Problems & CommeNt…
But No oNe Gonna SolvE Them BecauSe
EveRybody Seems So Busy iN Updating thEir Own Status…
You RegulaRly Text your FrieNds…
some of them do not Reply YoU
But
If you Text them From New NumbEr, Everyone will Reply that,Who r You?
People Have Time For Unknown
But
Not For KnowN…Strange But TruE ..
Pathar ke khuda pathar ke sanam pathar ke hi insan paye hain – Sudarshan Faakir
Pathar ke khuda pathar ke sanam pathar ke hi insan paye hain
tum shahar-e-mohabbat kahate ho hum jan bachakar aaye hain
but-khana samajhate ho jisako pucho na vahan kya halat hai
hum log waheen se laute hain bas shukr karo laut aaye hain
hum soch rahe hain muddat se ab umr guzaren bhi to kahan
sehra mein khushi ke phul nahi shaharon mein gamon ke saye hain
hothon pe tabassum halqa sa aankhon mein nami si hai ‘fakir’
hum ahl-e-mohabbat par aksar aise bhi zamane aaye hain
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Sudarshan Faakir
Dil ke siyahiyon mein tujhe dhundhata hua
Dil ke siyahiyon mein tujhe dhundhata hua
palkon pe aa ruka hai sitaron ka qafila
khalvat mein muddaton main jise pujata raha
dekha qarib se to wo ik sang-e-surkh tha
kuch is tarah saba se kahi teri dastan
har phul muskura ke mujhe dekhane laga
lao kaheen se dhundhake yadon ke roshani
tarik ho gaya hai muhabbat ka rasta
han meri zindagi ke hararat inhin se hai
tutega kis tarah teri yadon ka silasila
jaise koi chirag andhere mein jal uthe
dil ke qarib aake koi yun thahar gaya
daman mein aansuon ke sharare liye huye
aankhen mana rahi hain shab-e-gam ka ratjaga
jis ne bade khulus se thukra diya mujhe
‘iqbal’ sochata hun ki wo shakhs kon tha
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Poet Unknown
Best ahmed faraz poetry in urdu
Waqt-e-Qudrat Le Aaya Hy Aaj Humain Us Jaga Pe Faraz
Chal Diye Usi Mitti Main Jis Ki Hum Amanat Thay
Umar Bhar Intezaar Ka Rishta
Sab Say Pyaaraa Hai Pyaar Ka Rishta,
Jaan Say Jaan-Nisaar Ka Rishta,
Ham Say Rishta Hazoor Woh Rakhiye,
Jo Galley Say Hai Haar Ka Rishta,
Arzoo Ney Teri Nibhaayaa Hai,
Umar Bhar Intezaar Ka Rishta,
Jiss Kee Tasdeek Dil Bhi Karta Hai,
Hai Vohi Aitbaar Ka Rishta,
Gull Khizaayon Mein Saath Chhod Gye,
Gull Say Achha Thaa Khaar Ka Rishta,
Ham Jisay Dosti Samajh Baithey,
Thaa Faqt Karobaar Ka Rishta,
Enjoy The Life
Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before
and which u’ll never see again.
So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful.
sui gas ka bill
1 orat k ghar Gas ka bil 500000 a gya
Wo Gas office gai or oficer se boli
“Na tussi menu ay dasso way Beghairatoo ay dozakh nu paip mere gharon janda ey?”
Jummat ul wida Mubarak
Jummat-ul wida Mubarak On one Friday Rasulullah
(Allah Bless Him & Give Him Peace) said: O Muslims!
Allah Taala has made this day a day of Eid. So have
a bath on this day, whoever has perfume should apply it,
and use the Miswaak. (Ibn Majah)
Us ke Bebas yaadein
Bohat Rulaaya Hai Uski Be-Bas Yaadon Ne,
Ay Mout To Hi Aa Ja K Ab Mujh Se Or Roya Nahi Jata.
Auto Mechanic under car
Auto Mechanic Under the car.
Chotay … 17 number ka paana dey..
…………….. aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!
Kuttay k Bachay …!!
Hath me dey …!!! 😀
Monday, August 1, 2011
Kis Ada per Marte Hai
Na Hussn Py Behekty Hain,
Na Jism Ka Nasha Karty Hain
Yeh To Mery Yaar Ko Bhi Nahi Maloom
Hum Uski Kis Ada Pe Marte Hain….!
Hazrat Ali(a.s.) Ke fazail
Ali(as) Wali se Jo Meeting K Khuwab Rakhtay hain
Wo Apnay Hissay Me Solid Sawab Rakhtay hain
Ho Door PE Jis K Tehreer Naad-e-Ali,
Wo Ghar Me Lamp Nahi Aftab Rakhtay hain
Ali(aS) K Jitnay Laqab hai, wo GOD Gifted hain,
… Wo Or Hongay Jo Local Khitab Rakhtay hain
Nazar Na Aega UnKo Ghadeer Ka Hero
Jo apnay Chehro Pe Tripple Naqab Rakhtay hain
Meray Ali(as) K Fazail Wo Show Karain Kaisay
Jo Apnay Hath Me Ulti Kitab Rakhtay hain
Rasool-e-Pak(saw) Se WO Kis Tarha Connected
hoon
Jo Sim To Theek Mobile Kharab Rakhtay hain….
::: Ali(as) Haq Hai :::
Posted By: Rizwan Baloch
Piece of Gurr
Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*