Why girls live longer than boys????
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Scientific studies have proved that
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SHOPPING
never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,
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PAYING the “BILLS” does
Why girls live longer than boys????
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Scientific studies have proved that
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SHOPPING
never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,
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PAYING the “BILLS” does
“Each heart has pains,
only the way of expression iz different.
Some hide in their eyes,
while others hide in their smiles…”
go0d moRniNG
Submit By: adeel
Tum Nay Morjhay Hoay Phool Kabhi Daykhay Hain ?
Dil Ki Qabron Pay Paray ……
Hejar Ki Lash Ki Ankhon Pay Dharay
Tum Nay Uktay Hoay Khwab Kabhi Daykhay Hain ?
Dard Ki Palkon Say Laptay Hoay
Ghabray Hoay
Tum Nay Baychain Duayan Kabhi Daykhi Hain ?
Mohobbat Kay Kenaron Pay Bhatkti Pherti
Tumnay Kabhi Dykha Hay Mujhay ?
Kia Kabhi Daykha Hay Mujhay ?
Wife: janu batao tum mujhsy kitna pyar karty ho? Husband: bohat zyada Wife: phir bhe kitna?
Husband: itna k dil chah rha hy k tumhari jesi aik aur lay aun
Tu Agar Mujhe Nawazay to Tera Karam Hay Khudaya…!!
Warna Teri Rehmaton K Qabil Meri Bandagi kahan hay…!!
Good Morning
Kismt Buri Ya Mein Bura Ye Faisla Na Ho Saka
Mein Hr kisi Ka Ho Gaya Mera koi Na Ho Saka
A Man writing in his Diary:
“I’m an ideal man. I don’t smoke, drink or go to night clubs.
I am loyal to my wife and don’t flirt with strange women.
I sleep at eight o’clock at night n wake up early morning at 6.
I exercise daily n work regular hrs but all dis will change as soon as I get out of PRISON 😀
wo hans diye to bikhar gay sitarey har soo
wo ro diye to koi rat mushk bo na hoi
wo chal diye to kai dastanen chor gay
wo mil gaiy to koi bat ro baro na hoi
The REAL Definition of
“YAAD”
Yaad wo nai jo akalay tanhai main aaye:
“Yaad wo hai jo mehfil main aye aur tanha ker jaye”
Tere pas aane ko jee chahata hai
naye zakhm khane ko jee chahata hai
idhar aaye shayad wo mauj-e-tarannum
gazal gungunane ko jee chahata hai
zamana mera aazamaya hua hai
tujhe aazamane ko jee chahata hai
wohi baat reh reh ke yaad aa rahi hai
jise bhool jane ko jee chahata hai
labon par mere khelata hai tabassum
jab aansu bahane ko jee chahata hai
kai martaba dil pe bijli giri hai
magar muskurane ko jee chahata hai
takalluf na kar aj barq-e-tajalli
nasheman jalne ko jee chahata hai
rukh-e-zindagi se naqaben ulat kar
haqiqat dikhane ko jee chahata hai
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Sikander Ali Wajd
Khushbu-e-Gulab hai Pasina RASOOL ka,
Aap ko bhi ho Mubarak Mahina RASOOL ka
EID-e-MILAD-UN-NABI Mubarak Ho
Aaj Hamey Kohi Khata Karne Koh
Yeh Dil Chatha Hai…
Bahri Mehfil Mey Badnaam Hone Koh
Yeh Dil Chatha Hai…
Fizaon Seh Guftagooh Karne Koh
Yeh Dil Chatha Hai…
Baharoon Ser Dil Lagane Koh
Yeh Dil Chatha Hai…
Kekhashoon Koh Chune Koh
Yeh Dil Chatha Hai…
Chand Seh Nazar Na Hatane Koh
Yeh Dil Chatha Hai…
Duniya Koh Barbaat Hamari Karne Koh
Yeh Dil Chatha Hai…
Aaj Tumseh Mohabbat Ka Iqkaar Karne Koh
Yeh Dil Chatha Hai…
jab se us ne shahar ko choda har rasta sunsan hua
apana kya hai sare shahar ka ik jaisa nukasan hua
mere hal pe hairat kaisi dard ke tanha mausam mein
pathar bhi ro padate hain insan to phir insan hua
us ke zakhm chupa kar rakhiye khud us shakhs ke nazron se
us se kaisa shikwa kije wo to abhi nadan hua
yun bhi kam aamez tha “mohsin” wo is shahar ke logon mein
lekin mere samane aakar aur hi kuch anjam hua
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Mohsin Naqvi
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan
Ye soch kar ki teri jabin par na bal pade
bas dur hi se dekh liya aur chal pade
dil mein phir ik kasak-si uthi muddaton
ke bad
ik umr ke ruke hue aansu nikal pade
sine mein beqarar hain murda muhabbaten
mumkin hai ye charag kabhi khud hi jal pade
ae dil tujhe badalati hui rut se kya mila
paudhon mein phul aur darakhton mein phal pade
ab kis ke intazar mein jagen tamam shab
wo sath ho to neend mein kaise khalal pade
‘shehzad’ dil ko zabt ka yara nahi raha
nikala jo mahatab samandar uchal pade
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Shahzad Ahmed
Zehan may teri yaadon k siwa kuch b nai
Dil may guzri baaton k siwa kuch b nai
Tu jahan b rahy sada khush rahy
Mere lub pr duaon k siwa kuch b nai:-)
SHAIR ARZ Hai…..
My balance is Insufficient
for making this call ‘FARAZ’
Mennu easyload kerwa de mein nachan saari raat
Amazing Observation!
2day a 10 year olds has a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, and a Facebook profile!
When I was 10 I felt cool with my new colored markers 😀
Diwana banana hai to diwana bana de
warna kaheen taqdir tamasha na bana de
aye dekhanewalon mujhe hans hans ke na dekho
tum ko bhi mohabbat kaheen mujh sa na bana de
main dhundh raha hun meri wo shamma kahan hai
jo bazm ke har cheez ko parwana bana de
aakhir koi surat bhi to ho khana-e-dil ke
kaba nahi banata hai to butkhana bana de
“behzad” har ek jam pe ek sajda-e-masti
har zarre ko sang-e-dar-e-janan na bana de
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Behzad Lucknawi
Hands Up Main Love officer:
U R Undar Arrest Q k jitne pyare aap ho
Itna pyara hona Qanuni jurm hy
Is liye aap ko mere Dil me Umar Qed ki saza di jati hai.
Pata nahi aisa msg log mujhe hi Q send krte hen aisi kya bat hai muj me?
I am so sweet na
3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey.
Ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,
Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala.
Or
Tesra Misbah-Ul-Haq
“Ye kesa Chahton ka SilSila Hy,
Na usSe ShikaYat Hy Na Kud Se Gila Hy,
Zndgi Kis Mor pe Le i hy”wasi
Na usko Pany ki Himat hy Na Khony Ka HosLa hy..
3 NICE STORIES
1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella
‘THATS FAITH’. .:)
2. Example of the feeling of a one year old baby. When you throw him in the air, he laughs because he knows you will catch him.
‘THATS TRUST’. .:)
3. Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to wake up alive the next morning but still we set alarm for tomorrow.
‘THATS HOPE’
In the name of Allah, the most Merciful, the most Kind
A blessed month is casting its shadow upon us
A night of this month is better than a thousand months
Bear with patience for the sake of Ar-Rahman
It’s a continuous training to strengthen our Imaan.
Glory be to Allah who sent Ramadan as a mercy to mankind
Its a purification of our soul, our heart, and our mind
With the most sincere devotion and love we fast
To be cleansed and free from sins of the past
Glorified is He, who choseth this holy month,
To test our sabr and fill our hearts with warmth
Of his Divine Light, His blessings shall glow,
The Seer of the unseen, all He does know
Ya Allah! For thee, let my breath be more pleasant than musk
Ya Allah! For thee, let me be thankful when day turns to dusk
My thoughts and heart are purified, my eyes truly see’
This blessed month, the month of spiritual rhapsody!
Ya Allah! For thee, my life I shall live!
Ya Allah! For thee, my soul I shall give!
In the name of Allah, the most Merciful, the most Kind,
Praise be to Allah, who sent Ramadan as a gift to mankind
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Muhabbat ki zanjeer se dar lagta hai
Kuch apni taqdeer se dar lagta hai
jo Dost ko Dost se juda kerde
Hath ki us lakeer se dar lagta hai….
Yar bin talkh zindagani thi
dosti muddai-e-jani thi
sheb mein fayada ta’mmul ka
sochana tab tha hab javani thi
mere qisse se sab ke ninden gain
kuch ajab taur ke kahani thi
ku-e-qatil se bach ke nikala khizr
isi mein us ke zindagani thi
fitr par bhi tha ‘mir’ ke ik rang
kafani pahani to zafarani thi
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Meer Taqi Meer
A NORMAL Hug Says: Thanks
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A TiGHT Hug Says: I NEED U
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A M0RE Then TiGHT Hug Says:
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Banda Tharki Hai , Aur hi Kuch Chaahta Hai
Pathn Mayyat k sth bus me ja rha tha to Logo ne usko bohot mara?
Q??
Q.K
Pathn Nay Awaz Lagadi O koocha
SHELA KI JAWNI Lagado.Safar Acha guzry ga
Tchr: why did you laugh?
Boy:I saw a strap o ur bra
Tchr: Get out of class for a week
2nd Boy laugh
Tchr: why did u laugh?
Boy: i saw both straps
Tchr: GET out for 1 m0nth
she bent down to pick chalk
Little jony started walking out
Tchr: y r u going out?
jony-wat i just SAW , I THINK My school days r over 😀
Advance me sbse pehele hmari or se aap ko ……………
….人 🌙
.. ( ◎) ________人
..║∩║____.-:””””””;-.
..║∩║___ (*(*(*|*)*)*)
..║∩║_ ║∩∩∩∩∩∩∩║
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Chand si roshan ho ye Eid tumhari l —
Nigaahain aaj bhi us shakhs ko talash karti hain Faraz,
Jis ne kaha tha bass Matric karlo agey parhai asaan hai.
Kahna Hai Aaj Tujhse Phir Kisi Se Yeh Kehna Nahin
Rehna Hai Saath Tere Warna Duniya Mein Rehna Nahin
Pyaar Karte Humko Jeena Pyaar Karte Humko Marna
Gham Judaai Ka Humko Sehna Nahin
Duniya Se Darna Nahin Yaar Pyaar Karna Nahin
azrein Chura Ke Sanam Humko Guzarna Nahin
Doobna Hai Saahilon Par Jhumna Hai Manzilon Par
Yunhi Dariyaan Mein Behna Nahin
Kahna Hai Aaj Tujhse Phir Kisi Se Yeh Kehna Nahin
Mausam Ki Angdaaiyaan Dil Ki Yeh Tanhaaiyaan
Aa Pass Aa Hone De Duniya Mein Ruswaaiyaan
Zindagi Ne Phool Baate Chun Liye Hai Hum Ne Kaante
Haar Phoolon Ka Pehnna Nahin
Kahna Hai Aaj Tujhse Phir Kisi Se Yeh Kehna Nahin
Rehna Hai Saath Tere Warna Duniya Mein Rehna Nahin
Pyaar Karte Humko Jeena Pyaar Karte Humko Marna
Gham Judaai Ka Humko Sehna Nahin
Bahut Pyar Karte Hain Tum Ko Sanam
Bahut Pyar Karte Hain Tum Ko Sanam
Kasam Chahye Ley Lo Khuda Ki Kasam
Bahut Pyar Karte Hain Tum Ko Sanam
Bahut Pyar Karte Hain Tum Ko Sanam
Humari Gazal Hai , Tasavor Tumhara
Humari Gazal Hai , Tasavor Tumhara
Tumhare Bina Abb, Na Jina Ganwara
Tumhain Yoon Ki Chahyein Ge Jab Tak Hai Dum
Bahut Pyar Karte Hain Tum Ko Sanam
Bahut Pyar Karte Hain Tum Ko Sanam
Saagar Ki Bahoon Mein Maujhein Hain Jitni
Saagar Ki Bahoon Mein Maujhein Hain Jitni
Hum Ko Bhi Tumse Mohabbat Hai Utni Ke Yeh Bekarari
Ke Yeh Bekarari Na Abb Ho Gi Kam
Bahut Pyar Karte Hain Tum Ko Sanam
Bahut Pyar Karte Hain Tum Ko Sanam Kasam Chahye Ley Lo
Kasam Chahye Ley Lo Khuda Ki Kasam
Bahut Pyar Karte Hain Tum Ko Sanam
Bahut Pyar Karte Hain Tum Ko Sanam
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
Rehtey Hain Saath Saath Mai Aur Meri Tanhai
Kartey Hain Raaz Ki Baat Mai Aur Meri Tanhai
Din To Guzar Hi Jata Hai Logon Ki Bheer Mai
Kartey Hain Basar Raat Main Meri Tanhai
Saanson Ka Kya Bharosa Kab Chor Jain Saath
Laikin Rahain Gay Saath Main Aur Meri Tanhai
Aaye Na Tumhe Yaad Kabhi Bhul Kar Bhi Hum
Kartey Hain Tumhe Yaad Main Aur Meri Tanhai
Aa Ke Paas Kyon Door Ho Gaye Hum Se
Kartey Hain Teri Talash Main Aur Meri Tanhai
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Bharkayen meri pias ko aksar teri aankhain
Sehra mera chehra he samander teri aankhain
Phir bhala kon daad e tabassum unhein de ga
Rooyen gi buhat mujh se bicher ker teri aankhain
Bojhal nazar aati hein bazahir mujhe laikin
Khulti hein buhat dil mein utar ker teri aankhain
Ab tak meri yadoon se mitaye nahi mit’ta
Bheegi hui sham ka manzar, teri aankhain
Mumkin ho to ik taza ghazal aur bhi keh loon
Phir aurrh na lein khuab ki chader teri aankhain
Yun dekhtey rehna usay achaa nahi Mohsin
Woh kaanch ka paiker hey to pather teri aankhain
Ho gaee mulaqaat aankhon aankhon main,,
Sadiyoun say piyaasi thee mohabbat,,
Ho gaee bersaat aankhon aankhon main,,
Mil na saka tha dil kabhi dil say,,
Ho gaee mulaqaat aankhon aankhon main,,
Ahad-e-wafa or qasmoon ki bhi,,
Ho gaee shuruaat aankhon aankhon main,,
Day diya dil aik doojay ko,,
Ho gaee soghaat aankhon aankhon,,
main Sab rasmoon riwajoon ko,,
,,Saqi
Ho gaee maut aankhon aankhon main,,
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The priNce charming is not cOming on white hOrsE buT oN a turtLe..
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thats why, its taking him so long to come…susti mara ;->:p
Ab Laut Aa Mere Humnawa
Meri Zindgi Ka Sawal Hay
Tujhay Kya Sunaoo Dilruba
Tery Samne Mera Hall Hay
Teri Ek Nigha Ki Baat Hay
Meri Zindgi Ka Sawal Hay
Meri Hr Khushi Tere Dum Sey Hay
Meri Zindgi Tere Ghum Sey Hai
Tere Dard Sey Rahe Be Khabar
Mere Dill Ki Kub Yeh Majal Hay
Tere Husan Par Hay Meri Nazar
Muje Subha o Sham Ki Kya Khaber
Meri Sham Hay Teri Guftgu
Meri Subhoo Tera Khayal Hay
Ab Lot Aa Mere Hum Nawaa
Mere Zindgi Ka Sawal Hay..?
Ha koi Aehl-e-dil jo khareeday hamara mizaj
Hum zakhan khareedty hn mohabbaton k bhaao mn
Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It’s A Challenge
Answer :
Lock Key
Ruthe Walo Ko Manana Asan Nahi Hai
Dil Laga Kar Bhul Jana Asan Nahi Hai
Yaaden To Har Waqt Zinda Rehti Hai
In Yaadon Se Khudh Ko Chudana Asan Nahi Hai
Sab Kuch Likha Hai Us Khuda Ne Hamara
Apni Marji Se Maut Ko Panna Asan Nahi Hai
Jene Ko To Jee Leghe Har Hall Main Lekin
Tere Bina Zindghi Bitana Asan Nahi Hai
GIRLs are the most busy generation in da world. BCOZ
1 hand on JHARO
1 hand on POCHA.
50% MIND on EDUCATION
50% MIND ON COOKING
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on MAKE UP
1 eye on DRESSES Nose on PURFUMS, Mouth on TALKING All tentions at 1 time
Phir b log LarkiyoN ko farig kehte Hain. :->
Jis Ny
RAB K Liye
Jhukna
Seekh Liya
Wohi
“iLM”
WaLa Hy
Q
K
iLM WaLy
Ki Pehchan
Aa’jizi Hy
ORJahiL Ki
“Pehchan”
Takabbur..
Dua go:
Good Morning.
It Is Time To Jump Out Of Bed,
Brush Your Teeth,
Eat Your Breakfast And
Get Ready To Grab
All The Opportunities
That Will Come Your Way.
Dil Dharaknay Ka sabab Yaad Aya..
Wo Teri Yaad The ab Yaad aya..
Bari Mushkil se Din Guzara tha..
Phir Teray Wada-e-Shab Yaad aya…
Beth kr Saya-e-Gul main Nasir,
Hum Bohat Roye Woh Jab Yaad Aya….!!
Sada khush rakhna unko.
tere farishte bhi de dua unko.
dena unhe unki chahat se zyada.
mange jo mere ustad qatra to mile dariya unko.
Why God Created Teachers.
When God Created Teachers,
He Gave Us Special Friends
To Help Us Understand His World
And Truly Comprehend
The Beauty And The Wonder
Of Everything We See,
And Become A Better Person
With Each Discovery.
When God Created Teachers,
He Gave Us Special Guides
To Show Us Ways In Which To Grow
So We Can All Decide
How To Live And How To Do
What’s Right Instead Of Wrong,
To Lead Us So That We Can Lead
And Learn How To Be Strong.
Why God Created Teachers,
In His Wisdom And His Grace,
Was To Help Us Learn To Make Our World
A Better, Wiser Place.
Share with us more ..Teachers day shayari hindi ..in comments section below
Happy Mother’s Day to my dear Mum,
Author of my personality:
Pleased, I hope, with what you read in me;
Pleased, I hope, with episodes to come.
Yet now I, too, would get some pleasure from
Making you the book in which I see,
Of all the players in my family,
The central character, whom I would plumb.
How beautiful to move in that direction!
Each to each a separate source of pleasure,
Reading in the other’s happiness,
‘Mid much description, underlying love.
So would we deepen the connection,
Discovering new passages to treasure
As we follow time towards tenderness,
Yearning for what years unread will prove.
Kasam Sy Zulm Hy Mere Sath…!! Janam…!!!
TumharY Hotay Hoe Meri Baahon May Takiye Ka Hona…!!!
Koi To Baat Hai Aakhir Meri Mehmaan-Nawazi Me
K Gham Ek Baar Aatay Hain To Phir Wapis Nahi Jaatay
Tere Bin Lyrics
Tere Bin Main Yun Kaise Jiya
Kaise Jiya Tere Bin
Tere Bin Main Yun Kaise Jiya
Kaise Jiya Tere Bin
Lekar Yaad Teri Raaten Meri Kati
Mujhse Baaten Teri Karti Hai Chaandani
Tanha Hai Tujh Bin Raaten Meri
Din Mere Din Ke Jaise Nahi
Tanha Badan Tanha Hai Ruh Namm Meri Aankhen Rahe
Aaja Mere Ab Rubaru
Jeena Nahi Bin Tere
Tere Bin Main Yun Kaise Jiya
Kaise Jiya Tere Bin
Kabse Aankhen Meri Raah Mein Tere Bichhi
Bhule Se Hi Kabhi Tu Mil Jaaye Kahi
Bhule Na Mujhse Baaten Teri
Bheegi Hai Har Pal Aankhen Meri
Kyun Saans Loon Kyun Main Jiyu
Jeena Bura Sa Lage
Kyun Ho Gaya Tu Bewafaaa Mujhko Bata De Wajah
Tere Bin Main Yun Kaise Jiya
Kaise Jiya Tere Bin …
Tere Bin Main Yun Kaise Jiya
Kaise Jiya Tere Bin …
TRANSLATION: Without You
Without You, How Did I Live Like This?
How Did I Live Without You?
Without You, How Did I Live Like This?
How Did I Live Without You?
With Your Memories,My Nights Passed – 2
The Moonlight Talks To Me About You
My Nights Are Lonely With Out You
My Days Aren’t Like Days
Lonely Body, Lonely Soul, My Eyes Stay Wet
Come By Me Now
I Don’t Want To Live Without You Without You, How Did I Live Like This?
How Did I Live Without You?
Without You, How Did I Live Like This?
How Did I Live Without You?
Since When Are My Eyes Layed In Your Path?
Atleast Let Me Meet You Somewhere Accidently
I Can’t Forget Your Words
My Eyes Are Wet Every Second
Why Should I Breath? Why Should I Live?
Living Feels Bad
Why Did You Become Unfaithful, Tell Me The Reason
Without You, How Did I Live Like This?
How Did I Live Without You…
Without You, How Did I Live Like This?
How Did I Live Without You…
Zakham Dene Ka Andaz Kuch Aisa Hai Zakham Dekar Kahte Hain Ab Hal Kaisa Hai Zehar Dekar Kahte Hai Ab Pina Hi Hoga Aur Jab Pi Liya,
To Kahte Hain Jina Hi Hoga Yehi Hai Dosto Pyar Ki Kahani Haste Haste Phir Rona Hi Hoga
Majboori Uski Bewafai Ka Mahaj Ek Bahana Hai
Dard Ko Kisi Bahane Lab Per Lana Hai
Kash Wo Kabhi Ek Bar Milne Aaye
Zakham Ek Gehra Use Dikhana Hai…
bahot mushkil hai dil se dil ko samjhna
bahot aasan hai shikwe shikayat karna
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Tum Mere Koi Nahin Ho
Koi Rishtaa Nahin Meraa Tum Se
Bus Ke Ik Stop Se
Doosre Stop Takk
Muhar Balab Ye Khamoshi
Kyaa Koi Ta Alluq Hai
Kyon Mere Ehsaas Per
Iss Kaa Bojh Rahtaa Hai
Kyon Khalish Ki Kirchen Si
Jaan O Dil Main Chubhti Hain
Stop Oer Uoter Ke Jab
Raaste Badalte Hain
Door Tak Dabe Paaon
Tum Bhi Saathh Aate Ho
Tum Ke Bhool Jaate Ho
Main Bhi Bhool Jaati Hoon
Tum Mere Koi Nahin Ho
Koi Rishtaa Nahi Mera Tum Se
1 billi 1 sheikh k ghar se roti hoi nikli.
kisi ne billi se ronay ki wajah poochi,
billi ne jawab diya
‘ik tey menu marya utton mera choowa v kho laya”
Piyar Ka Pehla Khat Likhne Mein Waqt To Lagta Hai,
Naey Parindon Ko Urrne Mein Waqt To Lagta Hai,
Jism Ki Baat Nahi Thi Un K Dil Tak Jana Tha,
Lambi Doori Tey Karne Mein Waqt To Lagta Hai,
Ganth Agar Lag Jaey To Phir Rishte Hon Ya Dauri,
Laakh Karein Koshish Khulne Mein Waqt To Lagta Hai,
Humne Illaj-e-Zakhm-e-Dil To Dhoond Lia Lekin,
Gehre Zakhmoon Ko Bharne Mein Waqt To Lagta Hai,
Piyar Ka Pehla Khat Likhne Mein Waqt To Lagta Hai,
Naey Parindon Ko Urrne Mein Waqt To Lagta Hai
“2 Ajnabi dost”
From: JiNnu Rider (031322174713)
Lab pe aati hai dua banke tamanna meri ,Zindagi shama ki surat ho khudaya meri ,Door duniya ka mere dam andhera no jaaye, Har jagah mere chamakane se ujaala ho jaaye ,Ho mere dam se yoon hi mere watan ki zeenat, Jis tarah phool se hoti hai chaman ki zeenat, Zindagi ho meri parwaane ki surat ya rab, Ilm ki shama se ho mujhko mohabbat ya rab, Ho mera kaam garibon ki himaayat karna, Dard-mandon se zaiifon se mohabbat karna,Mere allaah buraai se bachaanaa mujhko, Nek jo raah ho us raah pe chalaanaa mujhko
*ranveer singh bisht*
I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
Pani Wich Be Ke Hawa Labda Rea
Ik Be Wafa Wichun Wafa Labda Rea
Hathin Talash Kita Si Jera Pathar Da Bhoot
Us Wichun Khuda Labda Rea
Te Tar Tar Kita Jine Aapni Ruh Da Lybas
Os Nange Baadan Wichu Haya Labda Rea
Agr
ALLAH Tumari Duaen Pori Kr Raha hai
to Wo Tumara “Yaqeen” Barha raha hai.
Agr Duaen Pori krne me Dair kr raha hai to
Tumara”Sabar” Barha raha hai.
Agr Tumari Duaon Ka Jawab Nhi de raha
to Wo Tumen “Aazma” raha hai.
Is lie Hamesha “Dua” Mangte Raho
Ku ka
“Dua” Aik Dastak Ki Trah hai
Aur
Bar Bar Dastak Dene Se Darwaza Khulta Zarur hai..
Tumara Behtareen Hum Nasheen Wo Hai Jo Tumara Aib Jan kr b Tumare Sath Rhay,
Aur Wo Tumare Parwardigar k Elawa koi Ho He Ni Sakta.
A great sentence:
“If you don’t like a rule,just follow it..reach the top and change the rule..~,G()()D M()RN!NG,~
On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away,
While quite unselfish
it grows small.
Check ths video plz
Nepal me 1 masjid ka Minaar bnaya gya us pe gumbad rakne k leay Crain mangi tu Non Muslims ne kaha k apne Rab se kaho wo tumhari Madad kre.Wahan k Imam Sb ko khwab me Nabi Akram (P.B.U.H) ki ziyart hui. Ap ne frmaya k Is Gumbad pe Sufaid kapra daal do.
Gumbd Hawa mei Tairta hua kese Minaar pe fit hota he,
ye Manzar dhakne k leay visit karen
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ALLAH apko Sadaa khuSh Rakhe.
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Na Chair Qissa E Ulfat Bari Lambi Kahani Hai.. Mein Zindagi Se Nahi Hara Kisi Ki Bat Mani Hai.. Badi Lambi Kahani Hai, Tuhmhey Leikin Sunani Hai Tera Ghum Jaan Leva Par Teri Yadeein Suhani Hain Ghamoon Ko Chor Hum Deitey,Sakoon Ko Tham Hi Leitey Ghamoon Sey Kya Karein Leikin, Bari Yari Purani Hai Zameen Ko Cheera Chahey, Hawa Ko …
Man: Marry me.. ?
Woman: Do you have a flat .. ?
Man: No..
Woman: Do you have a camry car.. ?
Man: No..
Woman: How much is your salary.. ?
Man: No salary.. but,..
Woman: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry
you.?? Leave please.!!3-|
Man: (talks to himself)
I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches
Why do I still need to buy camry .?!
How can I get the salary when actually I m the BOSS..? :/
MORAL Women Please be patient & listen to wat guys have to say.. 😀
piri:
ye aandhi ye tufan ye tez dhare
kadakate tamashe garajate nazare
andheri faza sans leta samandar
na hamrah mishal na gardun pe tare
musafir khada reh abhi jee ko mare
shabab:
usi ka hai sahil usi ke kagare
talatum mein phansakar jo do hath mare
andheri faza sans leta samandar
yun hi sar patakate rahenge ye dhare
kahan tak chalega kinare-kinare
[faza=mahaul, vatavarann,
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Kaifi Azmi
Thinking of you and the good times we spent makes me smile.
Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart!
Boy : Can I Hold Ur Hand ?
Girl : NoO
Boys : Why sOo ?
Girl : B’coz It Hurts When U Leave It.. :/ :/
GirL Friend is fun,
&
Wife is gun.
GirL Friend is Light of Moon,
&
Wife is Month of June.
GirL Friend is Tooty Fruity
&
Wife is Kismat Phooti.
GirL Friend is Beauty,
&
Wife is duty.
Girl friend is pension
&
Wife is tension.
Girl friend is pataka,
&
Wife is syapa.
Happy Kunwara Life.?
SHETAN” ne poocha kisi NAIK insan ka number do
Apun usko tang krega! ¥
me ne APka number diya to SHETAN bolaabay
marwaye ga kyaye to BOSS ka number ha .
If u cant find the right words for certain situations, just give a smile..
Words may confuse, but a smile always convinces:-)
Na Udaa Yuun Thokaron Se
Meri Khaak-E-Kabr Zaalim
Yahi Ek Rah Gai Hai
Meri Pyaar Ki Nishaani
Faasale Aise Bhi Honge
Ye Kabhi Sochaa Na Tha
Saamane Baithaa Tha Mere
Aur Woh Meraa Na Tha
Woh Ke Khushabuu Ki Tarah
Failaa Tha Mere Chaarasuu
Main Use Mahasuus Kar Sakataa Tha
Chhuu Sakataa Na Tha
Raat Bhar Pichhali Hi Aahat
Kaan Mein Aati Rahi
Jhaank Kar Dekhaa Gali Mein
Koi Bhi Aaya Na Tha
Yaad Karake Aur Bhi
Takalif Hoti Thi Adiim
Bhuul Jaane Ke Sivaa
Ab Koi Bhi Chaaraa Na Tha
Tera Dard Tha Teri Yaad Thi
Main Jidhar Raha Main Jidhar Gya
Mera Din To Yunhi Guzar Gya
Is Abar Ka Mere Yaar Se
Bara Milta Julta Mizaj Tha
Kabi Toot Kar Baras Gya
Kabi Be-rukhi Se Guzar Gya
Jab Chor Dunga Main wo Gali
Ause Yaad Aegi Tab Meri
Muje Dhoonday Gi wo Gali Gali
To Khabar Mile Gi Main Mar Gya
Abi Tang Hai Mere Naam Se
Mere Baad Raah Main Dostoon
Wo Tumhi Ko Rok Rok k Puche Gi
Wo Kidhar Gya?????
Wo Kidhar Gya?????
Tang aa chuke hain kash-ma-kash-e-zindagi se hum
thukra na den jahan ko kaheen bedili se hum
mayusi-e-ma’al-e-mohabbat na puchiye
apanon se pesh aaye hain beganagi se hum
lo aj hum ne tod diya rishta-e-ummid
lo ab kabhi gila na karenge kisi se hum
ubharenge ek bar abhi dil ke val-vale
go dab gaye hain bar-e-gam-e-zindagi se hum
gar zindagi mein mil gaye phir ittafaq se
puchenge apna hal teri bebasi se hum
ALLAH re fareb-e-masahiyat ke aj tak
duniya ke zulm sahate rahe khamoshi se hum
hum gam-zada hain laye kahan se khushi ke geet
denge wahi jo payenge is zindagi se hum
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Sahir Ludhianvi
Santa: I live with Fear every day.
Banta: Is it that bad?
Santa: It is – but sometimes She allows me to go to the bar!
Mujhko Uski Zaat Se Koi Gilla Nahin Tha
Garche Zubaan Ka Talkh Tha Dil Ka Burra Nahin Tha
Jo Jhuk Gaya Khada Hai Vo Aandhi Ke Baad Bhi
Toota Hai Vo Shajar Jo Zara Bhi Jhuka Nahin Tha
Jiski Uraan Dekh Kar Sab Danggh Reh Gaye
Be-Baal-O-Par Laga Tha Jab Tak Urra Nahin Tha
Paani Ki Boond Boond Ko Tarsa Tha Har Bashar
Kaise Mein Maan Lu Yeh Azaab-E-Khuda Nahin Tha
Mehdood Kar Gaya Hai Mujhe Meri Zaat Mein
Samjah Tha Jis Ko Mein Ke Vo Mujh Se Juda Nahin Tha
“Naaz” Kis Tarah Se Manaaugi Ab Usse
Rootha Hai Mujh Se Vo Jo Kabhi Roothta Nahin Tha
Height of Torture
Boy:Today I m very tensed, Mood kharab hy, Sar bhi dukh raha hy, Lagta hy Dengue ne attck krdya hy, Aaj ja k CBC Test krwa0n ga.. . . . . .
Girl… Hmmmmmm..!!! “Acha wo sab chorho, ye dekho mere naye SHOES”
Mein Nzar Se P Rha Hoon Yeh Sama Bdal Na Jaye,
Na Jhukaao Tum Nigahen Kaheen Raat Dhal Na Jaye
Mere Ashk B Hein Is Mein Yeh Shrab Ubal Na Jaye
Mera Jaam Choone Waaly Tera Haath Jal Na Jaye
Abhi Raat Kuch Hay Baaqi Na Utha Naqaab Saaqi,
Tera Yaar Girty Girty Kahen Phir Smbhal Na Jaye….!
Forehead kiss you are cute
Kiss on cheek we are friend
Kiss on the shoulder you are perfect
Kiss on the lips I LOVE YOU
Khwab Rehteh The Jo Kabhi Palkon Pe,
Moti Bankar Aankhon Se Gir Gaye,
Daav Par Hote Hain Dil O Jaan Yaha,
Pyar Ka Yeh Saude Mehenge Pad Gaye,
Dhundhle Raaste, Manzil Bhi Anjaani Si,
Rukte Kadam Phir Aage Badh Gaye,
Na Mili Humeh Manzil Aur Na He Saathi,
Hum Yuhe Rahon Per Bhatakteh Reh Gaye,
Na Jeet Hui, Na Haari Baazi Humne,
Kabhi Khudse, Kabhi Kismat Se Lad Gaye,
Na Samjhe Hum Ke Hamari Wafa Ka Anjaam
Yeh Kyun Hua, Yuhi Rote, Khade Hum Reh Gaye…
Hamesha Hi Nahi Rehte
Kabhi Chehre Naqabon Main
Sabhi Kirdar Khultay Hain
Kahani Khatam Hony Par.
Law of studentology
Book continues to be in state of rest or
covered with dust and soil, unless exams are appeared
On 28th May 1998
Pakistan Had Conducted 6 Atomic Tests
And Become 1st Islamic Super Power
So Lets B Thankful
To Allah Almighty
And Always Pray for country
Zindagi Ke Har Mor Par
Hum Ne Dhoka Kha Rakha Hai
Loog Samajhte Hain
Hum Ne Duniya Ko Hansa Rakha Hai
Laiken In Ko Kia Maloom!!
Keh Hum Ne
Apne Ghar Ke Aik Kamre Mein
Aik Choota Sa Apni Hasraton Ka
Qabristan Bana Rakha Hai
Mout Bhi Karti Hai Hum Se Be Wafaye
Aur Ghumon Ne Humein
Sanam Khana Bana Rakha Hai
Loogo Ki Nazro Mein Hum Ne
Apne Labon Par
Majmooa-E-Aashar Saja Rakha Hai
Laiken In Ko Kia Maloom!!!
Hum Ne Ghum Aur Dukhoo Ka
Naam Khushi Bana Rakha Hai
Kyun Kehtay Hein Log K Sohbat Ka Asar Parta Hai,
Main To tm jeson Ki Mehfil Mein Reh Kar Bhi Masoom Hun… :p
Kaisy main MAAN lon koi “MERA” nahi Raha…??
Jab tak “KHUDA” ki zaat hai,Tanha nahi hon main..!
Hamain Na Muhabbat Mili Na Pyar Mila
Hum ko Jo Bhi Mila Bewafa Yaar Mila
Apni to Ban Gai Tamasha Zindagi.
Har koi Apny Maqsad ka Talabgar Mila
Challenge for you
Mind Game!
Correct the spellings.
Lets see how intelligent you are?
Total marks = 100
.
Every Questions contains 10 marks.
.
Passing marks = 50
Q.1:
adrazbufama
(city)
Q.2:
satenepil
(country)
Q.3:
lbcrebo
(profession)
Q.4:
isrtw
(body part)
Q.5:
ionakd
(vegetable)
Q.6:
ncaer
(animal)
Q.7:
aayapp
(fruit)
Q.8:
astenbenlti
(sport)
Q.9:
oilahksnah
(celebrity)
Q.10:
oteckandry
(vehicle)
A little fish asked her mom..
Why we can’t live on earth..?
Mom said:O my innocent child…
Earth is only made for sel-fish
not for fish…
Goodmoring
A hopeless man feels Dificulty in every chance. And a Hopeful man feels a chance in every dificulty.
Be hopeful and trust in ALLAH.
Good Evenin
Kabi Tum apni Mohabbat k Aitbaar to doo
Mai chahoon Toot k Tum ko ye Ikhtiyaar to doo
;
Guzarti hai nahi Mujh s ye Zindagi Tanha
Sahara Pyaar k deker isey guzaar to doo
;
Mai sochta Hoon Tumhare bagair kya hoga
Dill-o-Dimaag per ik Bhoj hai utaar to doo
;
Meri khayal ki Raahon ko Keh-Kishaan kar doo
K Roshni s Meri Zindagi Sanwaar to doo
;
Umeed-e-Wafa Ghum-e-Hijar k Mudawa hai
Mai Intizaar karoon magar Zabt-e-Intizaar to doo”””
Feelings are the most delicate thing in life.
Never hurt them when any one truly shows on u.
Bcz someone said it right,
Today its me, Tomorrow its U
Mere liye itna kaafi hai ke,
Mein apni sarzameen per maut dekhoon,
Aur yahin dafan hoon,
Aur is miti mein pighal kar phel jaaon,
Phir phool ki tarah zameen se bahar nikloon,
Mere des ke bache is ke sath khelein,
Mere liye itna hi kaafi hai
Ke mein apne watan ki gaud mein rahoon,
Is tarah jese muthi bhar gard,
Bahaar ki ghaas ki tarah,
Aik phool ki maanin…
“Yunhi runjashon mein guzar gaye…!
“Kbi wo khafa…! “kbi mein khafa…!
“Chahton k morr per kbi wo ruka…!
“kbi mein ruka…!
“Wohi rasty…! “wohi manzlien…!
“Na usy khabar…!
“Na mujhy pata…!
“Apni apni ana mein gum
“Kbi wo juda…!
“Kbi mein juda…!”
Q:1-Pyar kia hy?
Ans-zindgi
Q:2-Dosti kia hy?
Ans-atebar bepanha
Q:3-Rishta kia hy?
Ans-aik jabha
Q:4-Zindagi kia hy?
Ans-unmole tofakhna
Sawal PANi ka Nahi “PYAAS”
Ka Hai,
Sawal MAUT ka nahi =SANS=
Ka Hai,
DOST TO DUNIYA main boht Hain magr
Sawal dosti ka nahi “EHSAS” Ka hai.
Kon Hy Soraj Kon Hy Saya Main B Sochon Tum B Socho
Kis Ne Pehlay Hath Churaya Main B Sochon Tum B Socho
Sahil Sahil Seepiyan Chuntay Kitny Zamany Beet Gye
Q Wo Moti Hath Na Aaya Main B Sochon Tum B Socho
KisKo Kitna Naam mila 0r Kis Ko Kya ilzaam mila
Kis Ne KisKa Waqt Ganwaya Main B Sochon Tum B Socho
KisNe Kitni Aas Bandhai KisNe Kitni Jaan Churai
KisNe Kitna Sath Nibhaya Main B Sochon Tum B Socho..
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Dekhay Huwaye Kisi Ko Bohat Din Guzar Gaye
Iss Dil Ki Be-Basi Ko Bohat Din Guzar Gaye
Har Shab Chatton Pe Chaand Utarta Tow Hai Magar
Iss Ghar Mein Chaandni Ko Bohat Din Guzar Gaye
Teri Rifaaqtein Tow Muqqader Mein Hi Na Theen
Ab Apni Hi Kami Ko Bohat Din Guzar Gaye
Muddat Huwee Toot Kar Roya Nahi Hon Mein
Iss Chain Ki Gharri Ko Bohat Din Guzar Gaye
Jo Aitbaar Iss Zakham-e-Hunar Ne Aata Kiya
Danish Woh Shaery Ko Bohat Din Guzar Gaye
Khuda boht meharban ha Q k us ne doston ki koi keemat nhi rakhi,
Agr wo aisa
krta to ap jaise dost ka to “PATEESA” bhi nhi ana tha…;-))
Silence & smile are two powerful tools,
smile is the way to solve many problems &
silence is the way to avoid many problems.
Good night
The moment we understand,
Allah decisions are always in our best interest,
life becomes that little bit easier.
Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe.
Your kiss touches me as gentle as a breeze.
Your touch is as tender as that of a child.
Your hug is warm, meek, and mild.
Each day we grow older and its plain to see,
The love that you give me is all that I need.
Happy Valentine Day!
You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But
thanks and I love you
Happy Father’s Day
Girl: i love U I cant live without U,
Mar jaungi,
Mit jaungi,
Tumhry payar
mey Fanaa ho jaun gi ??? ? ? ? ?
Boy: Dehk ly jesa tujhy theek lagy 😉
Mili hayat hi aisi k HAYA b RO pari
Teri talash me zalim SAZA b RO pari
Tjhy toot k chaha or itna chaha
Teri wafa ki khatr WAFA b RO pari
Mera naseb meri qismt mera muqadar bany tu
Tjhy hi mangty mangty DUA b RO pari
Kitab-e-dil me tera baab jb band kia
Khatm krte krte kitab bi Ro pari.!
When someone loves you they donot have to say it
All the time……
you can feel it!!
I know we sometimes argue, and
I sometimes blow my lid.
But I still love you very much:
I’m only just a kid.
Sometimes I need to push against
The fences you erect,
Even though I know they’re there
To shelter and protect.
I know you want the best for me
And to keep me from all harm.
I just want you to know I couldn’t
Have a better mom.
Taarif Main Jinki Shabd Hi Kho Jaayein
Kaise Karein Tarrif Unki Aap Hi Bataayein.
Dil Ki Hasraton Ko Jisne Pura Kar Diya
Unkahe Lafzon Ko Jisne Sun Liya
Ye Gujaarish Hai Mohbbat-E-Farishte Se
Meri Jindagi Se Door Na Jaayein.
Dil Ki Hasratono Ko Aaj Bayaan Kar Deti Hun
Ye Jindagi Aaj Unke Naam Kar Deti Hun
Ye Gujaarish Hai Mohbbat-E-Farishte Se
Chand Sitraaon Se Meri Maang Sajaayein.
Dua Maangi Hai Unka Saath Rahe Umr Bhar
Samtetlein O Mughe Apni Baahein Bhar
Ye Gujaarish Hai Mohbbat-E-Farishte Se
O Rahein Palkon Ke Saamne Aur Saasein Simat Jaaein.
Pyaiar Main Jiske Jindagi Hi Rang Jaaye
Kaise Karein Tarrif Unki Aap He Bataayein.
Haseen Ankhun ko parhne ka ab tak shoQ hay mujh ko
Mohabbat may ujaar kar bhi mere Aadat nahi badle
Yaraan Kolon Doori,Changi Gal Nai
Pyar Vich Majboori,Changi Gal Nai
Huss Ke V Vekhna Chahi Da Sajna Nu
Ha Velay Akkhan Vich Koori,Changi Gal Nai
Assi Jadon Bulaiye Tuanu Kar De Je Bahanay
Keh Den De Kamm Bara Zururi,Changi Gal Nai
Asi Paisay Laa Kay Sms Kariye Tuanu
Tusi Smile V Na Dewo Poori,Changi Gal Nai
Outstanding love poem.
Is trha satane ki zrort kia thi?
Kuty Kaminy dil ko jalane ki zarorat kia thi?
Jo nai tha Ishq to bhonk daty,
Apni oqat dikhane ki zarorat kia thi?
Maloom tha k ye khwab toot jaenge,
Manho0s phr nend me ane ki zarorat kia thi?
Ishq per lagti rahegi har dor me pabandi,
Ek aashiq ki wat lgane ki zarorat kia thi?
Maan lo agr ye yk tarfa mohabat thi,
To phr nafsiyati kanjar!
Mujhe dekh kr muskurane ki zarORat kia thi?
She: R u single?
Me: haan ekdum… main toh paida bhi akela hi huya tha
She: baki sab barat leke paida hote hai stupid
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Sardar: Tere result da ki banya AE?
Son: Headmster saab da puter fail AE..
Sardar:Te tOu?
Son: Doctor saab da puter v fail AE..
Sardar:Te tera result ki ae?
Son: O khan saab da puter v fail ho gya ae
Sardar:Kaminay, main tera pucheya ae..
Son:Te Tu kera Allama Iqbal ain
TEra putar v fail ae..
You Walk Into The Store And Stride Down The Aisle.
You Pick Me Up And Try To Look Casual While
You Carry Me Down To The Checkout Line.
Pull Out Your Wallet, You Soon Will Be Mine.
Your Friends Are Observing Every Move That You Make.
The Clerk Asks For Id- You Show Him A Fake.
You Quickly Walk Down To The Front Of The Store.
Your Friends Are Waiting For You As You Step Out The Door.
You Hop In The Car And Drive Away From The Shop.
Then You Shut Off The Ignition, And Pop Off My Top.
You Take A Few Drinks And Pass Me Around.
That’s When You Decide To Take A Drive Around Town.
You Turn On Your Car And Put Your Foot On The Clutch.
I’m Sober, You Think I Didn’t Have Very Much.
You Pull Onto The Road With Me By Your Side,
Taking Occasional Sips As You Enjoy The Ride.
Then The Brakes On The Car In Front Of You Squeal.
You Try Hard To Stop, But Lose Control Of The Wheel.
You Skid Off The Road, And You Know You Have Crashed.
The Dashboard Is Shattered, The Windshield Is Smashed.
Minutes Like Hours, You’re In Treacherous Pain,
That Washes Your Senses, Envelops You Brain.
The Screams All Around You Are Faint To Your Ears,
As Life Flashes Before You, Your Hopes And Your Fears.
Minutes Like Hours, You Plead And You Pray,
I’ll Never Touch It Again, Just Let Me Live One More Day.
Your Mind Starts To Go Dark, It Falls Apart Piece By Piece.
And Then You Slip Into Blackness, The Pain Has Finally Ceased.
Before You Entered That Store, You Should Have Thought Twice,
For I Am The Substance That Cost You Your Life.
New research of astrologers.
never beleive in 3 people.
sagitarius, capricorn, pices. Bcz they never belive in anyone.
never lose 3 people,
libra, cancer, aries. Bcz they are the most sincere n true lovers.
never share with 3 people,
virgo, taurus,scorpio, bcz they can never keep secrets n cheat people by crocodile tears.
never reject 3 people,
leo, gemini, aquarius
bcz they are true friends n never think bad 4 any one.