Friday, June 30, 2006

What Relation Is

A relation is not,
How long u have been together !
Not, how many times u talk to each other
It is all abt..
How u value each other…!!

Golden Rule in Urdu

1) Aisy shaks per zulm karny se mohtat rehen, jis ka ALLAH k siwa koi na ho.


2) Logon Ki Zarooraton Ka Aap Se Wabasta Hona Aap Per ALLAH Ki
Enayat Hai.


3) Apnay dost ko nasihat karty rahen chahy usay acha lagay
ya bura.


4) Insan ki aik aik saans mout ki taraf aik Qadam hai..

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Goal for 2014

My goal for 2014 is to


Accomplish the goal of 2013


which i should have done in 2012


Because i promise them in 2011


and planned in 2010

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Sheikh on his death

A SHEiKH on his death timeMy wifewhere r u?


Yes,I m hereMy sons,my daughters r u all here?


Yes, PaPaTey fer naal dey kamray da pakha Q chalda pya a. .

Oh My Dear Forget Ur Fear

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy NEW YEAR!

Made In China

Holidays never last long . . .


I think they are made in china . . :-):-)

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Current BURMA Situation

Septembr, 1947 men khorak ki qillat ko dur karne k lye 4750 tons chawal bhejne wale mulk ka naam tha ”BURMA”


Mgr aj burma men Musalmano ka Qatle-Aam 300 Masajid band krdi gayin Tarawih o Quran parhne or sunne pr pabandi 20000


Musalmano ko Qatal krdia gya Government Khamosh, United Nation khamosh Aalami Bradari khamosh


OIC khamosh 90,000 Musalman naqalmakani krne pr majbur Ab tak 4000 Muslim families ko zinda jalaya ja chuka hy, .


Yahudiat k zer e saya palne wali Media khamosh Text Msgs khamosh Q is k khilaf Ahtjaj me koi message nahi phelaya ja raha?????

Monday, June 26, 2006

Nahi lenay Deti

Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo Biwi Apne Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi lenay Deti.?


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Gess kary


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nahi pata
OK
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Woh hai


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Sukh da saaa ,,

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Teri izat ki kasam

Jab shetan mardud ne kaha k ae RABB


Teri izat ki kasam!


me tere bando ko hmesha behkata rahoga,


jabtk unki rohen un k jismo me rahengi.


ALLAH rabulizat ne irshad farmaya,


Muje kasam hai apni izato jalal ki or apne aala makam ki.


jb tak wo mujse astaghfar karte rahenge


ME UNKO BAKHSHTA RAHUN GA”


SUBHAN-ALLAH


Apni puray contacts me jahn tk ho ske Send krdo

Friendship Is Not Something You Learn

Friendship is not something you learn in school.
But if you havent learned the meaning of friendship,
you really havent learned anything.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Gussa kiya hai

Kisi buzurg sy pocha gaya
“Gussa kia ha”
un buzurg nay fermaya
“kisi ki ghalti ki saza khud ko daina”
jazakAllah
Gud Morning

Qaddar Karo

“AIK PIYARI BAAT”


Jabb Kissi Ka KhaLoos Dekho Toh Uss Ki Qaddar Karo


AUR


Jabb Kissi Ki Nafratt Dekho Toh Apnay KhaLoos Say Mita Do.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Funny Mulzim in Thana

Police Wala Thanay main ek Mulzim ko bht maar raha tha..


Aur us par bht saare ILZAAM lag raha tha..


Isi dauraan usko phone aaya ke us ke ghar me BETA paida hoa hai..


FoneSun ker us ne doosron ko batya , ye sun kar Mulzim ghussay se Cheekha..


“DAAL de .. ye CASE bhi mere uppar daal de” 😛

Pathan Giving His Number

What does


“pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por” Mean??


A Pathan Giving You His Number “55 44 54 54″….. 😀

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Best Beauty Tips

“Best Beauty Tips” for aal my frnds,..


Hathon ki Khubsurti k liye hathon se sadqa karen.


Awaz ki Khubsurti k liye Tilawat e Quran Pak Karen.


Aankhon ki Khubsurti k liye ALLAH k khof se nikley huey aansu.


Chehrey ki Khubsurti k liye acha Wuzu.


Dil ki Khubsurti k liye ALLAH ki yaad


Dimag ki khubsurti k liye ALLAH ki baargah may sajda…


Khud aazmayen or unhen b bataen jinhen ap khubsurat dekhna chahtey hain.Plz pray Fr Me N Ma family.Jazak Allah!

Action is last resource

Action is the last resource of those


who know not how to dream.

Tv remote control

“Cash, cheque, or charge?” the cashier asked.


As the woman searched her wallet, cashier noticed a tv remote control in her purse.


“Do you always carry ur TV remote?” cashier asked.


“No” she said. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me so I figured this was the worst thing I cud do to him.”

Who Came And Never Left

Friendship is not about whom you have known longest
Who came first or
Who care the best,
Its all about
Who came and never left.

khushi k phool sjaya kro

Apne chere pe khushi k phool sjaya kro,


Gham samndr se bhi gehra ho muskraya kro,


Choti baten jo nfrat ka sabab banti hein,


Meri bat mano unhe bhool jaya kro

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

HAPPY WINTER SEASON

Pop corn ki khushbu


moong phali ki bahar


thand ka mosam ha tayar


thori si masti


zayda sa payar


maflar swter rakhna tayar


HAPPY WINTER SEASON

Waada tha us Se

Waada tha us ka ke Raat Ko aaye ga khawab mein …


” WASI ”


Aur hum the ke raat bhar khushi se so hi na sake … !!!

Sweet Three Words

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
Pay The Bill

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Sirf Tere Liye Deewani

Likhi hy ye ghazaL SIRF TERE LIYE
Deewani bani B to SIRF TERE LIYE


Kisi ko nahi dekhengi ab ye AANKHEN,
Nazren tarsengi b to SIRF TERE LIYE


Hr saans main Yaad karungi tujhe
Ye saans niklegi b to SIRF TERE LIYE


Hr Pyar se pyare lagte ho tum mujhe
Mene Pyar seekha b to SIRF TERE LIYE


Jab b barish hui to teri Yaad aai
Aur Barish main bheegi b to SIRF TERE LIYE


Hansi to mere Labon se rooth gai
Magar jis Roz b hansi to SIRF TERE LIYE

Monday, June 19, 2006

Fallen Flowers

“Fallen Flowers Cant Climb Back…”


So,
Dont think about the Past,
Love the Present,
Live for the Future With a beautiful &Captivating Smile.

Pathar Ki Taqdeer

Youn To Pathar Ki Bhi Taqdeer Badal Jati Hai
.
*Ae Dost*
.
Shart Ye Hai Ke Usay Dil Se Tarasha Jaye…!

Aankhen Barasti Hai

Hamary shehr aa jao sadaa barsaat rehti hai.


Kabi baadal barasty hain to kabi aankhen barasti hen….!!

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Nice Person

Just imagine for a while, u’re a nice person…….


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah..


Lo Dasso! pala

MEERA’S POETRY

“MEERA’S POETRY”


“Rok to loon these eyes ko tujhe lookney se Faraz,,,


But iss heart ka what karun jo beat’ta hai just tere liye…
Aff Cooours!:-D

Mohabbat Ki Nazar

Yadain Unhi Ki Aati Hain Jin Se Kuch Taaluq Ho.
Har Shakhs Mohabbat Ki Nazar Se Dekha Nhi Jata.

Pass Rehney Ka Tareeqa

Nazar Se Door Reh Kar Bhi Kisi Ki Soch Mein Rehna
Kisi K Pass Rehney Ka Tareeqa Ho To Aisa Ho……..

Friday, June 16, 2006

To Fall in love

To Fall in love wid any 1 is as easy as to write da name over sand But


To Carry da love i$ az difficult AS TO WRITE da NAME IN WATER
(Shakespear)

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Use ye shauq k muhabat Ke

Use ye shauq k muhabat ki bheek main mangoon,


Meri ye zid k taqaza mera usool nahi.


Use ye shauq k uski sari ziden hon puri,


Meri ye zid k ruswai mujhe qubool nahi.


Use ye shauq k sari chahat use doon aur wo luta de,


Meri ye zid k meri chahat itni fuzool nahi.


Use ye shauq k kante na lagen hathon mein,


Meri ye zid k qismat mein sirf phool nahi.


Use ye shauq k hans k sahoon sari takleefen,


Meri ye zid k mera pyar koi urti hui dhool nahi.. . . .

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

namaz aur sabr

” Aur sabr aur Namaz k zariye se madad Talb kero ,


Beshak Namaz zarur Muskhil Hai magar Unke Liye nai


jo Dil se Meri Taraf jhukte hai

Urdu Good Night Poetry Sweet

Kab mehkti he bhala raat ki RAANI din men.,
Shehr soya to teri yaad ki khushboo jagi…!!


Sweet Dreams !!

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Dil Bekarar hogya

Pheli baar mile hai mil kar dil ne kahan mujhe pyaar hogya……


tumne pyaar se dekha jab se mujhe mera dil bekarar hogya

Highest level of Happiness

‘Satisfaction’ is the highest level of ‘happiness’ & it is only attained when you have no expectation.

Aankhon Se Aansu

Ham dil ke dard ko zubaan per laate nahi!


Ham apni aankhon se aansu bahate nahi!


Zakham kitna hi gehra kyun na ho!


DANISH


ham dettol ke siwa kuch lgate nahi.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Today is leaving day

Today is leaving day.;-)


Bolo kya chor du hamesha k liye aapke kehy par?


Koi aadat,


koi insaan
ya anything else u want
Fwd 2 frnds n get shocking replY.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Koi PIYAR karnay Wala

Koi PIYAR karnay Wala Agar DUKH Day


Aur


Aap ki Ankhon Main Aansu Aa Jaye


To
Is Yakeen k Saath Aansu Saaf kar ly


k
Ab Is k sath kuttay Wali karni Hy…..

Love Makes Smile

Love Is The Only Thing In This World,


Which Always Spreads Smiles,


ANd This Is You Love Thats The Way,


You Make Me Laugh When I Do not.


Even Want To Smile, I Love You.


*** Happy Valentines Day ***

Mah-e-Ramzan

Aye mah-e-ramzan aahista chalna
humen khasa qaraz chukana hai,


kuch khuwab hai jinko likhna hai
aur taaberon ko pana hai,


kuch log hain ujray dil wale
un sab main pyar basana hai,


aur khiza raseda aangan main
ab aman ka beej lagana hai,


or rab ko humen mana’na hai
humen khasa qaraz chukana hai..

Adam K Rabb Ko

1 Shakhs Kahin Ja Raha Tha K Shaitan Us K Sath chal para..


Raste Mein Usne Na Fajar Ki Namaz Parhi


Na Zuhr Na Aser Ki Na Maghrib na Eshaa Ki,


Yeh Dekh K Shaitan Bola:


“Mere Aur Tere Raste Ab Se Juda Hain”


Us Admi Ne Waja Puchi To Shaitan Bola:


“Mene Adam Ko Aik Sajda Nahi Kia Tha To Allah Ne Mujh Pe Lanat Bhaiji.


Tune To 34 Sajde Nahi Kiye Wo Bhi Adam K Rabb Ko.


Mujhe Tere Anjam Se Darr Lag raha hai”


plz forward to all muslims

Friday, June 9, 2006

Pain in your Life

The only way to stop any pain in your life is to


accept the fact that nothing is yours,


nothing was yours,


and nothing will ever be yours.


They are worldly attachments; given by ALLAH,


belonging to ALLAH and returning back to ALLAH.

About Love

Excellent saying


by a great man about love
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Love is one beautiful forest, where


Brave Tigers are killed by Beautiful Deers.

Munni budnam hoe

Boy!
Apne ghar walo ko chordia tere lye,sb se rishta toor dia tere lye, tune aj tk kia hi kya mere lye. .


Larki!
Munni budnam hoe darling tere lye. 😉

Thursday, June 8, 2006

Molvi Bus Me

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko daikh kr


darty darty pochta hai.


“Movi sab,
Ap
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Dam Darood waalay Molvi ho , ya bomb BArood walalay.. ?


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Facebook Ki Service

Na Cheeno Mere Mulk K Nojawanon Say


FACEBOOK Ki Service


“FARAZ”


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Aik Yehi Tau Book Hai Jo Woh Dil Laga Kar Parhtay Hain

JANNAT k Darwaze

JANNAT k 8 darwaze hain


1.Mava


2.Maqam


3.Salam


4.khuld


5.Adan


6.Naim


7.kasif


8.Firdous


ALLAH Se Dua Hai ke Roz-e-Kkiyamat hr darvaze se apka nam pokara jye


(Ameen)

clasical insult

“clasical insult”


Husband: “tum pori dunya mein b dhondo to mujh jesa husband nahi mily ga”


Wife: “tum kia samahjty ho, main 2sra b tum jesa dhondon gi?”

Wednesday, June 7, 2006

BABA BULLAY SHAH

BABA BULLAY SHAH SayS


Parh Parh Kitaaban ELAM Diyan Tu Naam Rakh Liya “QAZI”


Hath Vich Phar k Talvaar Tu Naam Rakh Liya “GHAZI”


Makkay Madinay Ghoom Aaya tay Tu Naam Rakh Liya “HAJI”


“O BULLIYA ”


Haasil Ki Kita,?


Je Tu Rub Na Rakhya “RAAZI”!

Tib-e-Nbvi hy

Aoa. Tib-e-Nbvi hy


1.Jb tk bhok na lgy khana na khao ur jb bhok baqi hotu khany sy hath khench lo.


2.Subh jaldi Utho Asmanon ki brkat ko pa lo gy.


3.Khany ka agaz nmak sy kro 30 bemarion sy mhfoz rho gy.


4.Shehd behtren giza, dil ko tarotazgi or hafzy ko taqat deta hy.


5.Khajor ko nashty me khany se pait k jrasem mr jaty hn.


*JUMA MUBRAK*

Bachy Ko Pani Dainy Se

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
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Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??

Monday, June 5, 2006

Agar Manzil Ko Pana Hai

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,


Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,


Agar hamesha muskurana ho to


BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA

1 Foji Ki Girl Friend

1 Foji ki Girl Friend ne Usay Khat Likha meri life me Naya Larka aa Gia Hai


Tum Say Acha Hy me Uski Dulhan Bano gi Meri Picture Wapis Bijhwa Do


Foji Ny Apne Saray Sathiyo ki Girl FRIENDs Ki 30 Pictures Jama ki Beech me uski picture rakh k khat likha


Lo Mujhe tumahari shakal yaad nai Khud Nikal Lo:>;;;;;; :)

Bachey Ek Larki Ko

Kuch school k Bachey Ek larki ko ghaseet kar


school ley ja rahe thay.


1 Admi bola esko chor do agr.


Es ko parhne ka shok hoga tu ye khud school jaye gi.


Bachey bole Baba ji Ye humari Miss hai


Roz school say Date per chali jati hai…. :);):p

Sunday, June 4, 2006

Waada tha us Se

Waada tha us ka ke Raat Ko aaye ga khawab mein …


” WASI ”


Aur hum the ke raat bhar khushi se so hi na sake … !!!

Saturday, June 3, 2006

children’s day

Teacher:why is 14 november called ‘children’s day?


Student:because it is exactly nine months after ‘valentine’s day’.;-)

Friday, June 2, 2006

Dulha ne apni dulhan kya gana uthaya

Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghongat uthaya to wo boht kali nikli…
Dulha bola ,
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“tum ne pepsi lene nai jana?”

Khuwahish Ke Sun Le Guzarish

Kaise Bataun Tujhe, K Dil Mera Kaya Keh Raha


Rahe Na Faasle Ye, Jo Hain Apne Darmiyan


Tere Qareeb Main Ho Sakoon, De De Tu Apni Razaa


Paas Bithaaun, Ye Zulf Sanwaroon


Aur Baahon Mein Le Loon Tujhe Main


Hai Dil Ki Ye Khuwahish K sun Le Guzarish


Aur De De Tu Khud Ko Mujhe….!!!!!

Thursday, June 1, 2006

What is trust

What is TRUST ?


Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby,


when you throw him in the Air , he laughs….


Because he knows you will catch him…..


That is trust….!!