Saturday, June 30, 2012

wife and a terrorist

What is the difference between a wife and a terrorist …


You can at least negotiate with a terrorist … :)

Sad Fucker

At this moment
5 million are having sex
2 million are in gun fights
91milliom at a party and
one sad fucker is reading this SMS

For Jealous People

for jealous people
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itna na jala karo rang kala ho jae ga

Friday, June 29, 2012

So ja Diploma

1 orat Bachy Sy:


So ja “DIPLOMA” So ja


2nd aurat:


ap isy “Diploma” Q Kehti ho?


Orat:


Meri Beti Sargodha university me Diploma Leny Gai Thi or “ye” Le Kr i hy.

Kajol Ankhon me Daal ker

Kajol Ankhon Me Daal Kar Boli,
Karo Ab Shumar Lashon Ka…


….Uffff Tera Husn….

Funny Zardari Eid Sms

Jotay parnay k bad Zardari farmaty hain:
tm kitnay jotay maro gay


mai sary jotay khalunga..


ma buhat bara begairat hun


EID pe stall laga longa.. 😀

Dont Walk Behind Me

Dont walk behind me;
I may not lead.
Dont walk in front of me;
I may not follow.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Ye Dua Fathers K Lye Hy

Ye Dua fathers k lye hy Plz Sb 1 bar Ameen kahen….


Ya Rub Mry baba ko Sehat or Tndrusti ata Frma or unhy hmesha hmary lye slamt rkh Or unke rizq m izafa frma unki duaen hmesha hmary sr pr chadr ki trah tni rahen (AMEEN)


Agr ap apne baba k lye dua krwana chahty ho then snd it to maximum People….


HAPPY FATHER DAY

Har Shakhs Nahi Hota Har Shakhs

Har Shakhs Nahi Hota Har Shakhs K Qaabil

Har Shakhs Ko Apne Liye Socha Nahi Karte...

Har Shakhs Nahi

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Meri Ghurbat Urati Hai Mere Fan Ka Yun Mazaq

Meri Ghurbat Urati Hai Mere Fan Ka Yun Mazaq,
Teri Dolat Ne Tere Aiab Chupa Rakhe Hain…!!

faqeer naik

Sometimes We Get Hurt

Sometimes we get hurt because we allow it to happened
Sometimes we are disappointed because we expect too much
Sometimes intentions are clean but misconception take place
Sometimes we are fully mad but we can’t do nothing
Sometimes we hold our tears falling down but can’t prevent it
Sometimes we need to accept reality that take place…
Unexpected turn of events will happened sometimes…

Khud ko chup karak main aj boht roya



Khud ko chup karak main aj boht roya
purani yadoon ko gunguna k main aj boht roya
tanhai k gumse nidhal ho ker
teri tasveer galy laga k aj boht roya
apnon ne jo kia wo sb bhula dia
ghayron ko aazma k main aj khoob roya
main kahan is qabil k wo mulaqaat karen
khwahishon ko dabo dabo ke main khoob roya



Dono Hathon Se Chupa Rakha Hai Rukhsaaron Ko

Dono Hathon Se Chupa Rakha Hai Rukhsaaron Ko
Kis Tarha Bhanp Liya Tum Ne Irada Mera...?

Dono Hathon Se Chupa

Kuch Likha Tha Teri Yaad main



‘Kuch Likha Tha Teri Yaad main…
Mery Aansuon Ne Mita diya…


Doston Se Chhupai Thi Dil Ki Baat…
Mery Chehry Ne Sab Kuch Bata Diya…


Meri Chahton Ka Bhi Kya Sila Mila Mujhy…
Jisy Toot K Chaha
Aaj Ussi Ne Mujh Ko Bhula Diya…


Ik khat Likha Tha Tery Naam…
Phir Apny Hi Haathon Se Us Ko Jala Diya…


Gila karna Mera Pesha Nahi Tery Deedaar ki Hasrat Hay…
Aa K Dekh Teri Muhabbat Ne Mujh Ko Kya Se Kya Bana Diya.’




Na Hoti Muhobbat

NA AATI JAWANI NA HUM DIL LAGATE


NA HOTI MUHOBBAT NA AANSO BAHATE

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Kabhi Sawaal Dil Mein Le Kar Jawaab Dhondne Nikla Tha Poetry


Kabhi sawaal Dil mein 
le kar jawaab 
Dhondne Nikla tha.... 

Main Be'wafaon ki
Basti se wafa
Dhondne Nikla tha......

Kya ajab silsala tha
un ki muskarahton
ka.....

Main un
Muskurahaton par
jaaN Denay Nikla
tha.......

Kya andaaz tha us
ki Mehkti houi
chahton
ka.......

Jin chahtoon pr
main sb kuch
" Qurbaan "
karny Nikla
tha.........

Jab thokar lagi to
ye khayal aaya

K

Main apni hi zindagi
Bar'baad
karne
Nikla tha.'

Aaj Mai Bus Ke Peche Bhaga

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Successful Life

I live in reality bt i have my own fantasy.


There iz pain in my eyez but a shine in my smile.


I lose a lot bt stil live to fight anothr day.


Evrythng around me iz down bt stil i nevr lose hope.


I am hated by a few bt loved by a lot more.


I am remembrd by many n forgotten by some.


I am not the best but i alwayz help otherz to b the best.


I am an xtraordinary person in such an ordinary way..!


“THATS WHAT I AM”


Have a Successful Life:)

Auron Se Bhi Hai Mujhe Rabt Thora Sa

Auron Se Bhi Hai Mujhe Rabt Thora Sa Magar,
Tujhse Hain Jo Silsilay Intiha K Hain...

Auron Se Bhi Hai Mujhe

Monday, June 25, 2012

Kambhakt ye mohabbat

Naam Na Lo Us Kambhakt Muhabat Ka, Muhabat To Hum Bhi Kar Chuke Hain,


Log Kehte Hain Muhabat Zindagi Hay, Par Hum To Kab K Mar Chuke Hain.

Sajdo Main Teri Aafiyat

Main Sajdon Main Teri Aafiyat Ki Dua Mangti Hon


Suna Hai Khuda Bewafaon Ko Maaf Nahi Karta..!!

Sunday, June 24, 2012

14 August ka roza aur Azadi sms

Wese hi me puch raha tha k , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


Roza 14 August Ko Bhi Rakna Hoga Ya Aazadi hai..?

Apne Ehsaas Se Chu Kar Mujhe Sandal Kar Do - Wasi Shah

Apne Ehsaas Se Chu Kar Mujhe Sandal Kar Do
Me K Sadiyon Se Adhoora Hun Mukamal Kar Do

Na Tumhe Hosh Rahe Aur Na Mujhe Hosh Rahe
Is Qadar Toot K Chaho K Mujhe Pagal Kar Do

Tum Hatheli Ko Mere Pyar Ki Mehndi Se Rango
Apni Aankhon Me Mere Naam Ka Kajal Kar Do

Dhoop Hi Dhoop Hun Me Toot K Barso Mujh Par
Me To Sehra Hun Mujhe Pyar Ka Badal Kar Do

Is K Saye Me Mere Khawab Mehak Uthen Ge
Mere Chehre Pe Umeedon Bhara Aanchal Kar Do

Apne Honton Se Koi Mohar Lagao Mujh Par
Ek Nazar Pyar Se Dekho Mujhe Ghayal Kar Do...

Apne Ehsaas Se

Waday ki Khwahish

Puranay Rabton ko Phir, Naey Waday ki Khwahish hay


Zara, ik Baar Phir Keh do K Mohabbat Mar Nahi Sakti

Friday, June 22, 2012

Twist And We Twist



LOVE AAJ KAL Movie Songs Lyrics
Twist And We Twist Lyrics Hindi Song Title: Twist And We Twist : LOVE AAJ KAL
Singer(s): NEERAJ SRIDHAR
Cast(s): SAIF ALI KHAN , DEEPIKA PADUKONE , NEETU SINGH , RISHI KAPOOR


Hindi Lyrics:


(Round De Chak Round De Chak
Round De Chak Alloma Lao Say)-2


Let’s Have Some Ranouk Shaunak
Let’s Have Some Party Now
Let’s Have Some Ralla Rafta


Round De Chak Hey Round De Chak


Let’s Have Some Dhol Dhamaka
Let’s Call The Dholi Now
Let’s Have Some Matti Tappa


Chalo Chalo Ji Lak Lak Ga Lo
Chalo Chalo Ji Mauj Mana Lo
Chalo Chalo Ji Nach Lo Gaa Lo
Pakad Kisi Ki Wrist


(And We Twist (We Twist)-3 ) – 4


(Round De Chak Hey Round De Chak Round De Chak)-3


Bekad Shikad Se, Duniya Chal Le
Ther Bhi Chal Le, Balle Balle
Ho Gaayi Haan Ho Gaayi
Oh Hassi Khusi Mein, Gham Ki Baddi
Hawa Mein , Mauka Talo
Kho Gaayi Haan Kho Gaayi


Hooohooo..
Choodo Choodo Sab Rone Dhone
Choodo Choodo Dukh Aage Hone
Dekho Dekho Dil Sone Mone
Yeh Life Ki Jist


(And We Twist (We Twist)-3 ) – 4


(We’ll Be Singing Dancing Hot Romancing
Masti All The Time Any Season Need No Reason
For Some Place N Feeling Fine
Here’s The Party, Everybody
Move Your Body Shake Shake
Break Your Body Get Down On It
Let The Music Play )- 2


Sone Mone, Mallo Malli Kar Gaye Talli
Aankh Waank Si Ladh Gayi Haan Ladh Gayi
Botthle Shootle Kholi Bina
Daaru Shaaru Bin Peethe Hi
Chad Gayi, Haan Chad Gayi


Ohhhhoooo
Dekho Dekho Sab Ghoom Raha Hai
Dekho Dekho Jag Jhoom Raha Hai
Yeha Wahan Dil Dhoond Raha Hai
Aab Khusiyon Ki List


Everybody In The Spot Tonight


(And We Twist (We Twist)-3 ) – 2


Let’s Have Some Ranouk Shaunak
Let’s Have Some Party Now
Let’s Have Some Rolla Rafta


Round De Chak Hey


Let’s Have Some Dhol Dhamaka
Let’s Call The Dholi Now
Let’s Have Some Matti Tappa


Chalo Chalo Ji Lak Lak Ga Lo
Chalo Chalo Ji Mauj Mana Lo
Chalo Chalo Ji Nach Lo Gaa Lo
Pakad Kisi Ki Wrist


(And We Twist (We Twist)-3 ) – 4



Hum Apne Gham Bdalty Hain

Chlo Ab Mil K Hijr_O_Habs Ka Moasm Bdalty Hain,
Zara Sa Tum Bdal Jao.!
Zra Sa Hum Bdalty Hen,
Bs Itna Yad Rakh Lena.!
K Wesy Kam Bdalty Hen,
Mgr Jub Hum Bdalty Hen.!
to Phr..!
Peham Bdalty Hen,
Agr Tum Ye Smajhty Ho.!
Tmhary Gham Ziyada Hain!
To Ab Ki Baar Aapus Me..!
Hum Apny Gham Bdalty Hain..!

Soorat Ki Deewani Duniya

Soorat Ki Deewani Duniya

Mann K Andar Jhanky Kon...

Soorat Ki Deewani

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Urdu Fool Sms

kiya tum ghareeb ho ?
yes or no ?
agar ameer ho to 50 ka load bhejo
aur agar ghareeb ho to ye msg k
aage bhejo……
khul k mango yaar,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Submit By: sajjad akram (03006394462)

Maslay Hoy Pholon Say

Maslay Hoy Pholon Say Aada Mangtay Rehna
Viraan Drichon Say Sada Mangtay Rehna


Ye Koi Dukh Hay Kay Kufranay Mohabat?
Apnay Liay Her Bar Saza Mangtay Rehna


Aankh Drichon Pay Ogay Nergasi Chehray
Un Kay Liay Lafzon Ki Rida Mangtay Rehna


Khushal Rahien Younhi Sabhi Dost Tumharay
Un Kay Liay Aachi Duaa Mangtay Rehna


Hath Uthtay Rahay Berson Ju Teri Duaa Ko Un Kay

Fikr Laahaq Hai Ye Ehbaab Kahan Jayn Ge

Fikr laahaq hai ye ehbaab kahan jayain gay?
Jism mar jaayay ga to khwaab kahan jayain gay?

Ham musabbab hain sabab dhoond rahay hain
Na rahay ham he to asbaab kahan jayain gay?

Mujh sy qaayim hay ye ijaad k ablaagh k fan
Bin mere tere ye abwaab kahan jayain gay?

Dil ye kehta hay ehsas bacha lo daikho
Aankh kehti hay ye sailab kahan jayain gay?

Gard ho ja'on ga ek roz zamee'n kehti hay
Par jo mujh may hain wo gardaab kahan jayain gay?

By: Kashif chaudhri

Kisi Din Zindagani Me Karishma Kiun Nahi Hota

Kisi Din Zindagani Me Karishma Kiun Nahi Hota
Me Har Din Jag To Jata Hun Zinda Kiun Nahi Hota...

Kisi Din Zindagani Me

Relations Are Just Like WATER

Good Relations are just like WATER..


No colour, no shape, no place, no taste, but still very very ..important. for life..


Good morning ..Have A Nice day

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Precious saying

Precious saying:


Dont fear for facing failure in the first attempt,


Because even the successful MATHS


Start with ” Zero” …  :)


Submitted By:  Furqan

Such Kahoon Ab Tm Say

Such kahoon ab tm say Nafrat see hony lagi Hai


koyen k itna bewafa koye bi ho achaa nahi lagta

Akhri Baar Tere Pyar Ko Sajda Kar Loon

Akhri Baar Tere Pyar Ko Sajda Kar Loon
Laut K Phir Teri Mehfil Main Nahi Aunga

Apni Barbaad Mohabbat Ka Janaza Le Kar
Teri Duniya Se Bohat Door Chala Jaunga...!

Submitted By: M. Luqman

Best Urdu Funny Poetry Sms

The main purpose of funny Urdu poetry is to make the reader laugh. It is the creative comedy people believe that the poets who write funny poetry are the most creative poets just like all people cannot tell a good joke similarly all poets cannot write Urdu funny poetry.
We can use funny Urdu poetry for many different purposes. We can be used it as a birthday gift or in a get well card, valentine card or to embarrass someone or something and for many other purposes. There is no limit to how the it must be written in the form of joke when a poet is starting the process of writing. Urdu Funny poetry can also be written about something or someone in a comedy style. It can be about a Government policy or about bugs in an apartment.
There are many forms of poetry and funny Urdu poetry is one of the most popular one. We can expect this poetry to grow as long as there are poets writing funny poetry. Funny poetry has been around for many years and it is a great form of poetry to learn about. If you are not familiar with Urdu language than you may have trouble reading it because it is normally design for those that can read Urdu and not for those that are only English speaking. Funny Urdu poetry can teach us to respect other forms of art and to learn about them whenever you can. Many people are not aware of what this can be for them and what benefits learning a new funny poetry can do for them. There are many things that learning this Urdu poetry can do for us.
Funny Urdu poetry can also be used as a gift for the Valentine’s Day. It can be used to surprise your partner and make your partner laugh. Due to this it will be remember for many years to come. Most of us people do not really bother to think of a new idea for the Valentine’s Day. Using this for the Valentine’s Day is a great idea to be unique because nothing is more fun than laughter and we can give this gift to your partner on a special day. A funny Urdu poetry that will make your partner laugh will make your day more memorable and special More on Funny Urdu Poetry Sms .

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Paglon Ki Tarha

dill ney kahaaaa bhi tha mat chah usey paglon ki tarha


aamir


wo magrooor ho jayga teri muhabbat ki intiha dekh kar

Teri Gali Whicho Langaa Ge

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Uski Aankhon Main Mohabbat Ka Sitara Hoga

Uski Aankhon Main Mohabbat Ka Sitara Hoga
Ek Din Aaye Ga Wo Shakhs Humara Hoga,

Tum Jahan Mere Liye Sipiyan Chunti Hogi
Wo Kisi Aur Hi Duniya Ka Kinara Hoga,

Zindagi..! Ab K Mera Naam Na Shamil Karna
Gar Ye Tay Hai K Yehi Khail Dobara Hoga,

Jis K Hone Se Meri Sasns Chala Karti Thi
Kis Tarha Us K Bagair Guzara Hoga,

Ye Achanak Jo Ujaala Sa Hua Jata Hai
Dil Ne Chupkay Se Tera Naam Pukaara Hoga,

Ishq Karna Hai To Din Raat Usy Sochna Hai
Aur Kuch Zehen Main Aaya To Khasara Hoga,

Ye Jo Pani Main Chala Aaya Sunehri Sa Gharoor
Us Ne Darya Main Kahin Paun Utara Hoga,

Kon Rota Hai Yahan Raat K Sunnaton Me
Mere Jesa Hi Koi Hijar Ka Mara Hoga,

Mujh Ko Maloom Hai Junhi Main Qadam Rakhun ga
Zindagi Tera Koi Aur Kinara Hoga,

Jo Meri Rooh Main Baadal Se Garajte Hain WASI
Usne Seeny Main Koi Dard Utara Ho Ga,

Kaam Mushkil Hai Magar Jeet Hi Lunga Us Ko
Mere Mola Ka WASI Junhi Ishara Hoga...!!!

Us ki Aankhon Me Muhabbat Ka Sitara Ho Ga

Kal Eid Ho Gi

Mubarak ho
Markze Rohatay Hilal Kameti ne
mujhe dekh leya hai.
Kal EID HO Gi…
Eid Mubarak

Zara Pee Ke Hun Zehr-E-Mohabbat



Shikwe B Hazaron Hai Shikayat B Boht Hai,
Is Dil Ko Magar Usse Mohabat B Boht Hai.


Aa Jata Hai Milne Wo Tasawwoor Mai Hamare,
Ek Shakhs Ki Itni Si Inayat B Boht Hai.


Yeh B Hai Tamanna K Use Dil Se Bhula Dein,
Is Dil Ko Magar Uski Zaroorat B Boht Hai.


Dekhein To Zara Pee Ke Hun Zehr-E-Mohabbat,
Sunte Hain K Is Zehr Mai Lazzat B Boht Hai.



Zard Patton Ka Yahan Matam Karun Ga

Zard Patton Ka Yahan Matam Karun Ga Kab Talak
Me December Se Khafa Yunhi Rahun Ga Kab Talak...

Zard Patton Ka

With My 1 Heart

With my
1 Heart…
2 eyes…
5 litre blood…
206 bones…
1.2million Red Cells…
60 trillion D.N.A.s…
I wish u All the very GUD LUK

Hat Jao Kurio

Faraz Was Driving Heavy Bike Achanak Larkian Samny A Gaen To Arz Kia
Ankhon Me Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep
Hat Jao Kurio
Peep
Peep
Peep
Peep.

Monday, June 18, 2012

You Will Become A Philosopher

By all means, marry.
If you get a good wife,
you will become happy;
if you get a bad one,
you will become a philosopher.

Bera Utsav Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu



Find latest Bera Utsav  Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu on shayarionline.com .Celebrate Bera Utsav  2015 in style though our wonder full poetry and shyari to use on cards. This poetry can also be used as Happy Bera Utsav  sms greeting.


West Bengal is a land of fairs and festivals. In fact, the culture of the state is characterized by the colorful celebrations that adorn it throughout the year. Almost every district of West Bengal plays host to at least one popular fair or festival in the entire year. The celebrations not only tell the tale of their rich cultural heritage, but also improve their prospects as a tourist destination. Similar is the case with Murshidabad district of West Bengal, which serves as the venue of a popular festival called Bera Utsav.


Happy Bera Utsav  Mubarak to all of you from shayari Online Team



insan ka ikhlaq

An Old quot.


“Agr insan ka ikhlaq dekhna ho to usy ghussy ki halat men dekho”


New versiOn..


:-)


“Agr insan ka ikhlaq dekhna ho to uska Inbox check krlo!

Biwi Ko Kaise Pehchanoge

Talented Question:


Agar Aapki Shadi Judwa Behno Me Se Kisi 1 ke


Sath Ho Jaye To Aap Apni Biwi Ko Kaise Pehchanoge..???
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Best Answer: Mai Kyu Pehchanu

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Looking for Bank

I am Looking for a
Bank which can…
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“Give me a loan, and
leave me alone!!” :-)

Heart is Empty

Heart is empty without love.


Mind is empty without wisdom.


Eyes are empty without dreams.


Life is empty without U

Agr tum Baat Kro

“Us khuda sy darty raho, Jis ki Sift ye hai k,
Agr tum Baat Kro tu Wo Sunta hai,
Or Agr Dil Main rkho to Wo janta hai”
“SUBHAN ALLAH’.
Gud evening

Pasand na aye mera sath

kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena
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DOST


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I promise Itni zor ka THAPPAD padega k sb kuch pasand aane lagega….. 😉 😀 😛

Shab e Qadar 2011

” Shab e qadar mubarik ” ..
Pakistan, muslamaan aur tamam logo k liye zarur dua ki jiye ga..
ALLAH humari ummat, mulk aur logo pr reham keray aur humain khud bhi iss chiz ka ehsaas jagaye k hum bhi apni halat badalnay k liye kaam kewrain..aameen..

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Be laus Mohabbat

Meri Be-Laus Mohabbat Ne Doboya Hai Mujhy,


Itna Mukhlis Hun K Har Dil Mein Utar Jata Hun…!

Pathan proposed girl

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry…..


“Bakra mar gya razai me!


Khan pagal he teri judai me…


Pani me machar tair nahi skta


Ye Khan tere bin reh nhi skta…


Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan


I am not terorrist,My name is khan.!;-)

Dr Faraz

1 larki delivery k wqt ronay lgi to DR.FARAZ bole
Ye waqt ni rone ka ye waqt hy kaka hone ka Us wqt q ni roti thi jb japhiya pa k soti thi.

Aftari k 0qaat me

Tamam roza daro sy darkhwast hai k


Aftari k 0qaat me


apni 0qaat me rahein…
Shukria….:

Diya hai dil agar us ko, bashar hai kya kahiye – Mirza Ghalib



Diya hai dil agar us ko, bashar hai kya kahiye
hua raqib to ho, namabar hai, kya kahiye
ye zid, ki aj na aave aur aaye bin na rahe
qaza se shikwa hamen kis qadar hai, kya kahiye
rahe hai yun gah-o-begah ke ku-e-dost ko ab
agar na kahiye ki dushman ka ghar hai, kya kahiye
zih-e-karishma ke yun de rakha hai hamako fareb
ki bin kahe hi unhen sab khabar hai, kya kahiye
samajh ke karte hain bazar mein wo pursish-e-hal
ki ye kahe ki sar-e-rahaguzar hai, kya kahiye
tumhen nahi hai sar-e-rishta-e-vafa ka khayal
hamare hath mein kuch hai, magar hai kya kahiye
unhen saval pe zaom-e-junun hai, q ladiye
hamen javab se qata-e-nazar hai, kya kahiye
hasad saza-e-kamal-e-sukhan hai, kya kije
sitam, baha-e-mataa-e-hunar hai, kya kahiye
kaha hai kis ne ki “ghalib” bura nahi lekin
sivay isake ki aashuftasar hai kya kahiye


Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Mirza Ghalib



Mujh ko shikast-e-dil ka maza yaad aa gaya – Khumar Barabankvi



mujh ko shikast-e-dil ka maza yaad aa gaya
tum kyon udas ho kya yaad aa gaya
kahane ko zindagi thi bahut mukhtasar magar
kuch yun basar hui ke khuda yaad aa gaya
waiz salam le ke chala maikade ko main
firdaus-e-gumshuda ka pata yaad aa gaya
barase bagair hi jo ghata ghir ke khul gai
ek bevafa ka ahd-e-vafa yaad aa gaya
mangenge ab dua ke use bhool jayen hum
lekin jo wo bevaqt-e-dua yaad aa gaya
hairat hai tum ko dekh ke masjid mein ae ‘khumar’
kya baat ho gai jo khuda yaad aa gaya


Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Khumar Barabankvi



What Is Love

GF : What is Love.?
people talk so much about love
but i dont really know what it is?
BF : when i get angry on you you try
to persuade me that feeling is love
when i dont talk to you get worried
about me that is called love..

Today I Found A Friend



Today I Found A Friend,
Who Knew Everything I Felt.
She Knew My Every Weakness,
And The Problems I’ve Been Dealt.
She Understood My Wonders,
And Listened To My Dreams.
She Listened To How I Felt About Life And Love,
And Knew What It All Means.

Not Once Did She Interrupt Me,
Or Tell Me I Was Wrong.
She Understood What I Was Going Through,
And Promised She’d Stay Long


I Reached Out To This Friend
To Show Her That I Care
To Pull Her Close And Let Her Know
How Much I Need Her There


I Went To Hold Her Hand
To Pull Her A Bit Nearer
And Realized That This Perfect Friend I Found
Was Nothing But My Mirror…



Dil mein dard utar jatey hain

Dil mein dard utar jatey hain,


Ankh main ansoo bhar jatey hain.


Ankh se ojhal honay waley,


Ankh ko pagal kar jatey hain.


Kis se dil ki baat karein hum,


Sochtey hain to dar jatey hain.


Dil mein rehnay waley aksar,


Dil ko zakhmi kar jatey hain.


Akhein sab kuch keh deti hain,


Chupkay se wo guzar jatey hain.


Gham k hathon akhir ik din,


Khawab suhane mar jatey hain.


Choro “FARAZ” dil ka rona,


Shaam dhali hai ghar jatey hain

Kabi Aansu,kabi khushbu,kabi naghma ban kr




Kabi Aansu,kabi khushbu,kabi naghma ban kr
hamse hr shaam mili hai tera chehra ban kr,


chand nikla hai tere aankh k aansu ki tarhan
phool mehke hain tere zulf ka saya ban kr,


meri jaagi hui raton ko usi ki hai talaash
so raha hai tri ankhon main jo sapna bn kr,


dil k kaghaz pr utarta hai jo sheron ki tarhan
mere honton pr machalta hai jo naghma ban kr,


mera kya haal hai kbi aa kr tu dekh to le
jee raha hun tera bhoola hua wada ban kr,


din k ujaley main b nai bujti tere chehre ki chamak
ruh main pheel gya hai jo ujala ban kr,


dhup main khoo gya hai hath chura kr wo ajnabi
ghar se sath chala tha jo mera saya ban kr,


kbi ansoo,kbi khusbu,kbi naghma ban kr
hmse hr shaam mili hai tera chehra ban kr…




Friday, June 15, 2012

Chala Tha Ghar Se Kuch Sapno Ko Pura Karne K Liye

Aap jo saath nahi humare zindagi ajnabi si lagti hai,
Dil ki har aarzu jaise adhuri si raheti hai.


Jab bhi tadpati hai yaade aapki na jaane kaha khoyi raheti hai,
Dil mai ek baicheni si uthti raheti hai.


Samunder ke kinare baithkar na jaane kya sochti raheti hai,
Dil ki har dhadkan kyo begani si lagne lagti hai.


Mat puchh haal shikha ka e sangdil sanam,
Dil ki har tamanna kyo aaj soyi huyi lagti hai.


Shikha

Ek Khwab Hai

Ek khwab hai, iss khwab ko khona bhi nahi hai
Tabeer k dhage mein pirona bhi nahi hai…
Lipta hua hai dilse kisi raaz ki surat
wo shakhs ke jisko mera hona bhi nahi hai.

Dil-e-nadaan ko

“4 U”


Woh jo basa hai merey dil mein usey bataun kaisey


Dar bhi lagta hai zamaney se chupaun kaisey


Woh to panchi hai urr jaye ga


Main khood ko us k peechey uraun kaisey.@


Main to us k liye duniya hi chor doon


Is se ziyada main usey chahoon kaisey


Dil hai jo us ko apna maanta hai


Is dil-e-nadaan ko samjhaun kaisey


Woh merey dil par hukmurani karta hai AHMED


Us k ilawa main kisi aur ko dil mein basaun kaisey.

Your shadow follows

SUCCESS is like Our Shadow:don’t try to catch it.
Walk your way & it follows you.
REMEMBER always.
Your shadow follows you only when you walk Towards the light

Tradition Words On Eid

Everyone Sent you a Tradition words about Eid


But


I am the first one to send you


” Meat Mubarik “

Teri Aankhon Mein Apna Aks Dhoondte

Paas Hote To Koi Shararat Karte_


Tujhe Lekar Bahon Mein Mohabbat Karte_


Dekhte Teri Aankhon Mein Neend Ka Khumar_


Apni Khoi Hoi Neendon Ki Shikayat Karte_


Teri Aankhon Mein Apna Aks Dhondte_


Khud Se Bhi Ziyada Tujhe Chaha Karte_


Ek Dil Hi Tha Wo Bhi Tere Paas Hai_


Raat Bhar Jaag Ke Kis Ki Hifazat Karte?


Hmare Mazhab Mein Shirk Haraam Hai_ Warna Dil-O-Jaan Se Teri Ebadat Karte

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha



1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata



Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka Tukra Hy

Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka
Tukra Hy
Or
Chand Per Na
LIGHT Hoti Hai
Na PANI
Na GAS
Na HAWA
So No Gila Shikwa Please
Chand Meri Zameen
Phool Mera WATAN.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Tum ye kaise juda ho gaye – Nida Fazli



Tum ye kaise juda ho gaye
har taraf har jagah ho gaye
apna chehara na badala gaya
aaine se khafa ho gaye
jane wale gaye bhi kahan
chand suraj ghata ho gaye
bevafa to na wo the na hum
yun hua bas juda ho gaye
aadmi banana aasan na tha
shekh jee ???? ho gaye


Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Nida Fazli



tum se berangi-e-hasti ka gila karana tha – Akhtar ul Iman



tum se berangi-e-hasti ka gila karana tha
dil pe anbar hai khungashta tamannaon ka
aj tute hue taron ka khayal aaya hai
ek mela hai pareshan si ummidon ka
chand pazmurda baharon ka khayal aaya hai
panv thak thak ke reh jate hain mayusi mein
purmahan rahguzaron ka khayal aaya hai
saqi-o-bada nahi jam-o-lab-e-ju bhi nahi
tum se kahana tha ki ab aankh mein aansu bhi nahi


Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Akhtar ul Iman



Classic definition

Classic definition of ‘LIFE PARTNER’
Some1 who will stand by you through all the troubles which you would NOT have had if you had stayed ‘SINGLE’….!!:-D

BLIND Trust ON ALLAH

When everything is going dark and dim in life, dont worry.
ALLAH is actually switching off the lights before Givng u a surprise ! Always BLIND trust ON ALLAH..

3 Type of Mill

There are 3 types of most


popular mills in Pakistan


1- Sugar Mill


2- Cloth Mill


Tu zara mujhe bahar mill 😉 😛

2012 International Day of the Family

Do you know which is the Best Part of life?
Its Simple
When your family understands you as a friend
and your friends support you as a family ?

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Pyar Ki Khushboo Ko Seene Mein



Sath Chalte Ja Rahe Hain Paas Aa Sakte Nahi
Ik Nadi Ke Do Kinaro Ko Mila Sakte Nahi
Dene Wale Ne Diya Sab Kuch Ajab Andaaz Se
Saamne Duniya Padi Hai Aur Utha Sakte Nahi
Uski Bhi Majbooriyan Hain, Meri Bhi Majbooriyan
Roz Milte Hain Magar Ghar Mein Bata Sakte Nahi
Uski Yaadon Se Mehkane Lagta Hai Sara Badan
Pyar Ki Khushboo Ko Seene Mein Chupa Sakte Nahi
– Bashir Badr



naimat par alhamdulilah

HADITH”


ALLAH TAALA kisi banda par naimat farmayen aur wo naimat par alhamdulilah kahay tou us banda ne jo diya wo behtar hai us say jo usne liya”.


(ibne maja)

Mehbob Ki Sadgi

Mujh Say Mat Poch Mere Mehbob Ki Sadgi Ka Andaz
Nazrein Bhi Mujh Pay Thi Aur Parda Bhi Mujh Say Tha

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Ability and character

Ability and character go hand in hand for success in life.
Ability takes to the top and character keeps on the top..

Jhonka idhar na aaye nasim-e-bahar ka – Ameer Minai



jhonka idhar na aaye nasim-e-bahar ka
nazuk bahut hai phul charag-e-mazar ka
phir baithe baithe vada-e-vasl us ne kar liya
phir uth khada hua wohi rog intazar ka
shakhon se barg-e-gul nahi jhadate hain bag mein
zevar utar raha hai urus-e-bahar ka
har gul se lalazar mein ye puchata hun main
tu hi pata batade dil-e-dagdar ka
is pyar se fishar diya gor-e-tang ne
yaad aa gaya maza mujhe aagosh-e-yar ka
hilati nahi hawa se chaman mein ye daliyan
muh chumate hain phul urus-e-bahar ka
uthta hai naza mein wo sarahane se ae ‘ameer’
mitata hai aasara dil-e-ummidvar ka


Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Ameer Minai



Kismat Pe Naaz Karun Ya Rab Ka Shukr



Kismat Pe Naaz Karun Ya Rab Ka Shukr Manaun
Is Udaas Zindgi Mein Jo Fir Tujhe Ek Baar Paaun.


Tujhse Milne Ki Khushi Mein Ye Haal Hai Mera
Ruh Ke Pairhan* Ko Teri Yaadon Se Mahkaaun.


Jab Se Tune Vaada Kiya Hai Milne Ka,
Veeraan Ghar Ko Bahaar Ke Phulon Se Sajaun.

Dil Jo Har Waqt Rota Tha Apni Bebasi Mein,
Sahme, Zakhmi Dil Pe Wafa Ke Marham Lagaun.


Aaj Dil Ne Bhi Mahsus Kiya Hai Jaane Tamanna,
Tere Naam Ke Aage Se Bewafaai Ka Daag Mitaaun.


Ummeed Ki Ek Chingari Jo Bhej Di Hai Tune,
Kyon Na Is Andhiyare Dil Pe Main Bhi Ek Deep Jalaaun.


Kaafi Hai Itna Intezaar ‘Shoaib’ Bas Thoda Aur Sahi,
Unki Aankhon Se Bhi Piyenge Abhi Ashqon Se Hi Dil Bahlaaun



Poochti Hai Musafir



Betha Tha Neem Ki Chaaoun Main Ek Shaam
Ek Pari Aayee Aur Kaha Kay Aarzoo Kya Hai
Kaha Kay Aankh Num Hai Dil Jall Raha Hai
Bas! Ek Meethi Si Khushbo-E-Hina Hai
Kehti Hai `MUSAFIR` Yeh Khushbo Kya Hai
Kaha Kay Pagli! Sirf Ek Khayal Hai Bas
Masoom Lafzoon Main Chupi Ek Tasweer Ayaan Hai
Poochti Hai Musafir! Yeh Jadoo Kiya Hai
Kaha Kay Har Nazar Na Aanay Waali Cheez Jadoo Hai
Masoom! Poochti Hai Tumhain Aakhir Justujoo Kya Hai
Kaha Kay Usay Pana Meri Khwahish Nahin,
Usay Mehsoos Karna Meri Justujoo Hai
Ab Tum Bhi Lout Jaao Pari
Sooraj Bhi Ghar Ko Chal Diya Hai..



Monday, June 11, 2012

Phirta liye chaman mein hai divanapan mujhe – Ibrahim Zauq



Phirta liye chaman mein hai divanapan mujhe
zanjir-e-pa hai mauj-e-nasim-e-chaman mujhe
hun shama ya ki shola khabar kuch nahi magar
fanus ho raha hai mera pairahan mujhe
kuche mein teri kon tha leta bhala khabar
shab chandani ne aake pahanaya kafan mujhe
dikhalata ik ada mein hai sau-sau tarah banav
kis sadapan ke sath, tera bankapan mujhe
aaya hun nur leke main bazm-e-sukhan mein ‘zauq’
aankhon pe sab bithayenge ahal-e-sukhan mujhe



Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Ibrahim Zauq



Sunday, June 10, 2012

1 Larki Se 1 Larke Ne Dil Manga

1 Larki Se 1 Larke Ne Dil Manga


To Larki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi
Next Day Larki Apne Sath Bacha Le Kar Ai


Or Larke Ko De Diya


Larke Ne Pucha Ye Kyun…?
To Larki Ne Kaha


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Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

Wasal Ka Lutf Tab Hai K Jab Rahe Hosh Bajaa

Wasal Ka Lutf Tab Hai K Jab Rahe Hosh Bajaa
Qabzay Main Dil Bhi Rahe Pehlu Main Dilbar Bhi Ho...

Submitted By: Sharjeel Raza

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Urh Jaenge Tasveer Se Rangon Ki Tarha

Urh Jaenge Tasveer Se Rangon Ki Tarha Hum
Hum Waqt Ki Tehni Pe Parindon Ki Tarha Hain...

Urh Jaenge Tasveer

Condition is getting serious

Please Pray for me, my Condition is getting serious day by day
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I am getting more nd more beautiful MA SHA ALLAH kehna nazar na lage mjhko 😛

Dosti Apni B

Dosti Apni B Asar Rakhti Hai “Faraz”…
Bohat Yaad Aaien Gey Zara Bhool Ker Tu Dekho

Tu Bhi Yaad Rakhe Ga | Udas Shayari


Bikharti Rait Pr Kis Naqsh Ko Aabad Rakhy Ga,

Wo Mujh Ko Yaad Rakhy Bhi To Kitna Yaad Rakhy Ga,

Usy Bunyad Rakhni Hay Abhi Dil Mein Muhabbat Ki,

Mgar Ye Sang Seeny Pr Wo Mere B’ad Rakhy Ga,

Palat Kr Bhi Nhi Dekhi Teri Ye Be’Rukhi Hum Ne,,

Bhula Den Gy Tujhy Aisy
K Tu Bhi Yaad Rakhy Ga……..!!!!

Apny Aap Se Sharmaingy “EID” Ke Din,




Kuch Log  Bohat Yaad Aaingy “EID” Ke Din
Hum Ansu Bhi Bahaingy “EID” Ke Din,


Saja Kar Dil Me Unki Tasveer
Apny Aap Se Sharmaingy “EID” Ke Din,


Shayad Ho Us Ki Aamad Is Bahane
Hum Ghar Apna Sajaingy “EID” Ke Din,


Shayad Dy Aanin Peghaam Humara Un Ko
Hum Hawa Ko Aazaingy “EID” Ke Din,


Tum Bhi Mere Paas Na Hogy “EID” Ke Din
To Kaisy “EID” Manapaigy “EID” Ke Din…!!!




Us Ka Milna Hi Mukaddar Me Nahi Tha Warna

Us Ka Milna Hi Mukaddar Me Nahi Tha Warna

Hum Ne Kya Kuch Nahi Khoya Usy Pany K Liye...

Us Ka Milna Hi

Wo Naye Rang Naye Dhang Badalta Insaan

Wo Naye Rang Naye Dhang Badalta Insaan

Jaan Kar Bhi Mujhe Us Ki Koi Pehchan Nahi...

Wo Naye Rang

Sufi sms



Sultan Bahoo
“Kujh Bughz Di Reet Vich Nai Milda


O’ Haar Te Jeet Vich Nai Milda


Makhlooq-e-Khuda Naal Pyar Te Kr


Rabb Sirf Maseet Vich Nai Milda”




Bikhar gaya hai kuch is tarah aadmi ka wajood,
Har aik shakhzz koi saaneha lage hai mujhe..




SUFI BANASPATI” jo naam hai aitamad ka,


Hina ko cooking ka shoq hua,


Mama le aai Sufi,


Sufi pe aitamad jo tha,


Subah uthi to na Hina thi na SUFI,


Sufi pe aitamad jo tha,


3 saal bad wapas ayi to sath Habib or Sultan bhi tha,


Aya sufi da swad
hor kro Sufi te aitamad!.


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Yaadon se Tarpana Sikha gya

Dil ki Kitab ka safar le gya koi,


Ankhon se nend urha gya koi,


kisi ki yaad me tarapne ki adat nai the mujh


apni yaadon se tarpana sikha gya koi…!!!

Friday, June 8, 2012

Shaiyari by bihari poet



Nazar milaa na sake us se us nigaah ke baad
Vahii hai haal hamaaraa jo ho gunaah ke baad


Mai.n kaise aur kis simt mo.Dataa Khud ko
Kisii ki chaah na thii dil me.n terii chaah ke baad


Zamiir kaa.Np to jataa hai aap kuchh bhii kahe.n
Vo ho gunaah se pahale ke ho gunaah ke baad


KaTii huii thii.n tanaabe.n tamaam rishto.n kii
Chhupaataa sar mai.n kahaa.N tujhase rasm-o-raah ke baad


Khatuut kar diye vaapas magar merii nii.nde.n
I.nhe.n bhii chho.D do ik raham kii nigaah ke baad




aaine men yun to apne aap ko aksar chhua
baad tere yun laga jaise koi patThar chhua


jaise kankad ke girne se ho sakit jheel men
woh bikhar kar reh gaya nazron ne jo manzar chhua


kam se kam itna raha he tere gham ka aihtaraam
ke muskuraahat ne labon ko faasla rakh kar chhua


aaj men dar par khud maujood kuch pehle se tha
lekin uski aahaton ne door hi se dar chhua


neend se aankhon ki khatpat thi par kya kijiye
khawaab ne jab bhi dastak di jism ne bistar chhua


jaam uthaana aur pi jana to koson duur tha
ungliyan jalne lagin jab gair ka saagar chhua



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Dhoka shayari sms in hindi



Dil Lagi Thi Usey Hum Se Mohabbat Kab Thi
Mehfil-e-Gair Se Un Ko Fursat Kab Thi
Hum Thay Mohabbat Main Lot Jane K Qabil
Us K Wadoon Main Wo Haqiqat Kab Thi…



Tujhe Ishq Ho Khuda Kare
Koi Tujh Ko Usse Juda Kare
Tere Lub Hansna Bhool Jaen
Or Teri Aankh Purnam Raha Kare
Usse Dekh Ke Tu Ruk Pare
Or Woh Nazar Jhuka Ke Chala Kare
Tujhe Hijr Ki Woh Jhari Lage
Tu Millan Ki Har Pal Dua Kare
Tere Khuwab Bikhrain Tooot Kar
Use Kirchi Kirchi Chuna Kare
Tu Nagar Nagar Phira Kare
Tu Galli Gallli […]



Ye Nahi Gam Ke Qasam Apni Bhulai Tum Ne
Gam Te Ye Hai Ke Raqeebon Se Nibhai Tum Ne
Koi Ranjish Thi Ager Tum Ko To Mujh Se Kehte
Baat Apas Ki Kiun Sab Ko Batai Tum Ne


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Pyar Kehte Hain Kise Mamta Kya Cheez Hai

Pyar Kehte Hain Kise Mamta Kya Cheez Hai
Koi Un Bachon Se Pooche Jin Ki Mar Jati Hai Maa...

Submitted By: Waqas Ali

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Jitni Mujhay Saza Mili

zindagi mili to kia mli.


ban ke bewafa mili.


itny mery gunah na they


jitni mujhay saza mili

Death shayari



Bhahut roya tha jab mera janam hua tha,
Aur Hans rahi thi ye Duniya,
magar Doston Ek Din Badala lunga,
Hansta hua jaunga aur Royegi ye Duniya


Jab mein chala jaunga, Duniya chorr jaunga,
Shikwa naa karung tumse, chupchap chala jaunga,
Wada toh naa kiya tha tumse phir bhi nibhaunga,
Marr kar bhi sirf mein tujhe hee chahunga !!!




Khoob Gaye Pardes,
Ke Apne Deewaron-Dar Bhool Gaye….
Sheesh Mahal Ne Aisa Ghera
Mitti Ki Ghar Bhool Gaye
Uski Galiyoon Se Jab Laute
Apna Bhi Ghar Bhool Gaye


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Chahat urdu shayari



Dil k jazbon ko sanbhal k rakho sada


ye mooti wafa k, inhen rola nahi kerty


chahat k dareechy bohat anmool hoty hain


har kisi k liye in dareechon ko khola nahi kerty



Tu Pak Khuda Di Cha Verga,
Sadey Pind Nu Jandi Rah Varga,
Tenu Phulaye Vi Te Kinjh Yaara,
Tun Aanday Jaanday Saah Varga.


Talaash Karo Koi Tumhe Mil Jayega,
Magar Hamari Tarha Tumhe Kaun Chahega,
Zarur Koi Chahat Ki Nazar Se Tumhe Dekhega,
Magar Ankhein Hamari Kahan Se Layega….



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Mere Ishq Se Mili Hai Tere Husn Ko Ye Shohrat

Mere Ishq Se Mili Hai Tere Husn Ko Ye Shohrat

Tera Zikr Hi Kahan Tha Meri Daastaan Se Pehle...

Mere Ishq Se Mili

Haq meri mohabbat ka ada lyrics



Haq meri mohabbat ka ada kiy0n nhi karte
tum dard
haq meri mohabbat ka ada kiy0n nhi karte


tum dard t0 dete h0 dawa kiy0n nhi karte
kiy0n bethe h0 kham0sh si raah me mere aage


na r0 mere marne ki dua kiy0n nhi karte
tum dard t0 dete h0 dawa kiy0n nhi karte.


ph00l0n ki tarha jism hai pathar ki ti tarah
dil mere haseen l0g wafa kiy0n nhi karte.


tum dard t0 dete h0 dawa kiy0n nhi karte
aankh00n ki adaalat se bari kar t0 diya hai


afs0s meri jaan reha kiy0n nhi karte.
tum dard t0 dete h0 dawa kiy0n nhi karte


haq meri mohabbat ka ada kiy0n nhi karte
tum dard t0 dete h0 dawa kiy0n nhi karte.



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When your value increase

Coin Always Makes Sound But
The Currency Notes Are Always
Silent. So When Your Value
Increases Stay Quiet
By Shakespeare

Zindagi ke maqsad

meri zindgi ka maqsad teri deen ki sarfarazi


Mai isiliye musalmaan, mai isiliye Namazi

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Ik Mein Hi Nahin Jurm-e-Mohabbat Ka Khatawar - 2 line

Ik Mein Hi Nahin Jurm-e-Mohabbat Ka Khatawar - 2 line urdu poetry

Ik Mein Hi Nahin Jurm-e-Mohabbat Ka Khatawar,
Halka Sa 'Tabassum' Bhi To Shamil Tha Udhar Se...!

Beautifull Lines

1 Zalim k Zulm Sy Nahi Balky Sabir K Sabr Sy Dro,


2. Zarori Nahi Jo Khobsurat Ho Wo Khobseerat Bhi Ho,


3. Aitbar Ki Barish Mein Itna Mat Bheego k Jisam Nazar Aany Lagey,


4. Kisi Ko Haqeer Mat Samjho Q K Raasty Ka Mamooli Pathar Bhi Moun K Bal Gira Sakta Ha,


5. Jis ko Apna Khayal Nahi Wo Kisi Ka Khayal Nahi Rakh Sakta,


6. Kisi Ko Parkho Mat Q K Is Sy Rishta Kamzor Ho Jata hy.

Meet My Wife Tina

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class


Think +ve:)

Hamein Tum Bhool Jao Ge Hamein Maloom Hai Lekin

Hamein Tum Bhool Jao Ge Hamein Maloom Hai Lekin,
Palat Kar Jab Bhi Aao Ge Mohabbat Muntazir Hogi….

wait-in-love

KHAMOSHI KA BOYCOTT

Kabhi Ye Mat
Socho K
“Tömhary boy Frnd Ne
Tmhen Kitna Romentic Msg Bheja HY”:-|
Hamesha Ye
Socho K.
“öSy Kisne Bheja Hoga”.? :-/
Jago
Aaashiqo
Jago
Aaj nai bolo gi to kal phophean bn jao gi…….
KHAMOSHI KA BOYCOTT.. 😛

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Darood O Salam

Koi Husne Amal Pass Mere Nahi,
Phas Na Jaun Qayamat Me Maula Kahi,
Aye Shafi E Umam Laj Rakhna Tumhi,
Tumpar Hardam Karoro Darood O Salam

A Mothers Love



A Mothers Love


To some love is just a word
To me it’s a feeling
A feeling I get every time I look into your eyes
A feeling I get when I realize your my mom
A mom who loves, shares, A mom who inspires
Unconditionally
What’s that?
That’s love
A mothers love, but only you would know
And me
You returned that love time and time again
Possibly to much, nevertheless you did
Thank-you
Thank-you for being there when I needed you most
For being my rock when I should have been yours
Thank-you for believing in me, even when I doubted myself
For being the one person I could trust
No matter what, no matter where
But most of all thank-you for being you-my mom
A mom I am so proud to claim
I love you
Now and forever
Submitted by Trevor Duggan



Some Golden Lines

NAMAZ¤is tarah parho jese KHUDA ka deedar kr rahe ho.


DUA¤aise mango jese KHUDA se bhek mang rhe ho.


DOLAT¤aise rakho jese 1,1 pese mein paseene ki khushboo aa rahi ho.


ROZA¤aise rakho jese jese zindagi k GUNAH ek he roze m khatam ho rahe ho.


DIL¤ko aisa banao jese dil me he RAB ko pa rahe ho.

Sardar Ne Idhar Udhar Dekha

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha EID MUBARAK
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Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
KHAIR MUBARAK

Meaning of Autumn Wind Leaf

This is the answer ………. The meaning of each option: –


AUTUMN: you always love two people in one period. –
WIND: you are the third one in terms of triangle love. –
LEAF: you are a playboy or playgirl. –
TREE: You are so faithful to your partner. –
RAIN: You want to find someone who really love & care about you ..


(PS: Taken from the book-language philosophy of malaysia) 80% of the answer selected is a reflection of your true self

Ehtiyatan Bujha Sa Rehta Hun

Ehtiyatan Bujha Sa Rehta Hun

Jalta Rehta To Raakh Ho Jata...

Ehtiyatan Bujha Sa

Chor Diya to Kya Hua

Us ne mjy chor diya to kya hua


_FARAZ_


Main ne b to chor dia tha sara zmana us k liye!

Monday, June 4, 2012

Muhabbat mein kare kya kuch kisi se ho nahi sakata – DaaG Dehlvi



muhabbat mein kare kya kuch kisi se ho nahi sakata
mera marana bhi to meri khushi se ho nahi sakata
na rona hai tariqe ka na hansana hai saliqe ka
pareshani mein koi kam jee se ho nahi sakata
khuda jab dost hai ae “dag” kya dushman se andesha
hamara kuch kisi ke dushmani se ho nahi sakata


Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :DaaG Dehlvi



Mohabbat karli

Yaad hain hum ko humare sub hi gunaah . . .!


Ek mohabbat karli.!
Dusra tumse karli..!
Teesra toot k karli..!

Ache Hain Ya Bure Hain Bare Nayab

Ache Hain Ya Bure Hain Bare Nayab Hain Hum

Koi Hum Sa Agar Hai To Zara Dhoond K Lao...

Ache Hain Ya

Love My All Real Friends



Ek Din Zindagi Aise Mukam Pe Pohanch Jaye Gi
Dosti To Sirf Yadon Main Hi Reh Jaye Gi


Har Mazakh Ki Baat Yaad Doston Ki Dilaye Gi
Aur Haste Haste Phir Aankh Nam Ho Jaye Gi


Office K Room Main Classroom Nazar Ayegi
Paisa To Bahot Hoga
Magar Usse Lutane Ki Wahja Hi Kho Jaye Gi


G Le Khul K Is Pal Ko Mere Dost ,
Q K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohraye Gi.


“I Love My All Real Frnds”



MOJIZAAT-E-NABI (S.A.W.W)

-MOJIZAAT-E-NABI Jab Nabi Karim (S.A.W.W) ki Viladat hui to us raat 4 Mojzey huye.


1-Puray Arab me logon ne Zameen se Asman tak Noor he Noor dekha,
wo Noor is qadar tha ke log apney gharon se bahir aa gaye.


2-Kaba mein us waqt 360 Buut thay,jo sab gir parey.


3-Iran ka Aatish kada jo Hazaron saal se jal raha tha,Khud ba Khud Bujh geya.


4-Us raat Puri Kainat mein Allah ne Bete (Male) paida keye. Plz1 martba darod sharif parh djea

Sunday, June 3, 2012

A poem for bachelor BOYS

A poem for bachelor BOYS!!!


Aisi apni wife ho,5”5′ jis ki hight ho,
Jeans jis ki tight ho,
Chehra jis ka bright ho,
Weight me thori light ho,
Thori C wo quiet ho,
Beauty mai b all right ho,
Favourite color white ho,
Make up thora sa light ho,
Zulfain dynamite ho,
Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,
Jaisay coke diet ho,
Sarri pehan kar jab chalay,
Lagay Paris ki flight ho,


Agar aisi apni wife hoTo kiya haseen life ho.


SUBMITTED BY: Urdu Sms

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Moula k naam par kuch dedo

Fakeer: Moula k naam par kuch dedo?


Admi: Tamaator khao.


Fakeer: Khaana dedo?


Admi: Tamaator khao.


Fakeer: Acha roti hee dedo?


Admi: Tamaator khao.


Fakeer: Aakhir tamator hi Q khaaon?


Admi ki B.V aa kar boli:


Ye totla hai, keh raha hai, kamaa kar khao :) 😀

Meera standing in election

By stand uping in election,


I want to prove that nothing is Dispossible

Reality Of Life

Reality of life
When you give importance to people
they think that you are always free
But
They dont understand that
you make yourself
available for them every time..!

Badlna Aata Ni

Badlna aata nhi humko mausmo ki trah
har roop main tera intzar karengay
na tum samait sako gy jisay qiyamat tk
qasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar krengay…y

Aaj Hamein Barish Ka Pehla Qatra Banna Hai

Aaj Hamein Barish Ka Pehla Qatra Banna Hai,
Tum Kuch Dair Ruk Jao Abar Hone Tak….

Barish

Tum ne dil ke baat kah di aj ye acha hua – Iqbal Azeem



Tum ne dil ke baat kah di aj ye acha hua
hum tumhen apna samajhate the bada dhokha hua
jab bhi hum ne kuch kaha us ka asar ulata hua
aap shayad bhulate hain barha aisa hua
aap ke aankhon mein ye aansu kahan se aa gaye
hum to divane hain lekin aap ko ye kya hua
ab kisi se kya kahen ‘iqbal’ apni dastan
bas khuda ka shukr hai jo bhi hua acha hua


Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Iqbal Azeem



Noshi Gillani Poetry – Soch Rakhaa Hai



Ham Ne Soch Rakhaa Hai
Chahe Dil Ki Har Khuwahish
Zindagi Ki Aankhon Se Ashk Ban K Beh Jaie
Chahe Ab Makeenon Per
Ghar Ki Saari Deewarain
Chat Sameet Gir Jaien
Aur Be-Muqadar Hum
Is Badan K Malbe Main Khud Hi Kion Na Dab Jaaien


Tum Se Kuch Nahin Kehna


Kaisi Neend Thi Apni
Kaise Khwab The Apne
Aur Ab Gulabon Per
Neend Wali Aankhon Per
Narm-Khu See Khuwabon Per
Kion Azab Tote Hain


Tum Se Kuch Nahin Kehna


Ghir Gaie Haain Baton Main
Be-Libas Baton Main
Is Taarah Ki Raton Main
Kab Chiragh Jalte Hain, Kab Azab Talte Hain
Ab To In Azabon Se Buch K Bhi Nikalne Ka Raasta Nahin Jaanan
Jis Tarah Tumhain Such K Lazawal Lamhon Se Wasta Nahin Jaanan


Ham Ne Soch Rakha Hai
Tum Se Kuch Nahin Kehna


Noshi Gillani



Friday, June 1, 2012

Agr maloom hota muhabbat kay anjam pahle se






Agr maloom hota muhabbat kay anjam pahle se
Na dil diya hota na jaan diya hota,


:
Kuch tuhi mere dard ka mafhoom samajh le
Hasta hua chehra zamane ke liye hai,


:


Mana ki muhabbat ki izhar nahi karte
Tum ye na samajh lena ki ham peyar nahi karte.




A Sister Loves You From The Heart



A Sister Loves You From The Heart,
No Matter How Much You Argue You Cannot Be Drawn Apart.
She Is A Joy That Cannot Be Taken Away,
Once She Enters Your Life, She Is There To Stay.


A Friend Who Helps You Through Difficult Times,
Her Comforting Words Are Worth Much More Than Dimes.
A Partner Who Fills Your Life With Laughs And Smile,
These Memories Last For Miles And Miles.

When She Is By Your Side, The World Is Filled With Life,
When She Is Not Around, Your Days Are Full Of Strife.
A Sister Is A Blessing, Who Fills Your Heart With Love,
She Flies With You In Life With The Beauty Of A Dove.


A Companion To Whom You Can Express Your Feelings,
She Doesn’t Let You Get Bored At Family Dealings.
Whether You Are Having Your Ups Or Downs,


She Always Helps You With A Smile And Never Frowns.
She Is As Sweet As Chocolate And As Smooth As Fudge.
It Is Knowing You Can Always Turn To Her, Your Best Friend.



Fruits k Naam

Teacher:10 fruits k naam btao…….


Sardar:.1 amrood,….1 saib…..tyty… tey baki 8 Maltey 😀