Thursday, December 31, 2009

Matlab ki Haadon Tak

Sath Rahte Hein Mere Sab, Magar Matlab Ki Haddon Tak


Kahin Thakti Hun To Akeli, Kahin Rukti Hun To Tanha

Tera Khamosh rehna

sari duniya k chup rehney sey mujhe garz nai


bus ak tera khamosh rehna mujhey takleeeeef deta ha….

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Na Ruthna Tum Hamse Kabhi



Na Ruthna Tum Hamse Kabhi,
Ki Hume To Manana Bhi Nahi Aata


Chahat Kitni Hai Tuhare Liye Dil Mai,
Tumko Ye Batana Bhi Nahi Aata


Bade Kathin Hai Ye Raah-E-Muhabbat,
Issme Koi Safar Suhana Nahi Aata,


Bas Khawab Hi Bunte Rah Jatte Hai,
Ki Haqikat Mai Tho Koi Fasana Bhi Nahi Aata.


Intezaar Karte Hai Tumse Kab Mile,
Par Tumse Milne Ka Koi Bahana Bhi Nahi Aata,


Sochte Hai ‘Akela’ Ke Mahfil Mai Chale Jaye Tere
Par Hume Tho Muskurana Bhi Nahi Aata



Inhin khushgumaniyon mein kaheen jan se bhi na jao – Ahmed Faraz



Inhin khushgumaniyon mein kaheen jan se bhi na jao
wo jo charagar nahi hai use zakhm q dhikhao
ye udasiyon ke mausam kaheen rayegan na jayen
kisi zakhm ko kuredo kisi dard ko jagao
wo kahaniyan adhuri jo na ho sakengi puri
unhen main bhi q sunaun unhen tum bhi q sunao
mere hamsafar purane mere ab bhi muntazir hain
tumhen sath chodana hai to abhi se chod jao
ye judaiyon ke raste badi dur tak gaye hain
jo gaya wo phir na lauta meri baat man jao
kisi bevafa ke khatir ye junun ‘faraz’ kab tak
jo tumhen bhula chuka hai use tum bhi bhool jao



Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Ahmed Faraz



The Host Was Good Indeed



The Host Was Good Indeed
And His Better Half Was Superb


The Welcome Was Pleasant
So Was The Comfort All There I Had


The Dishes Were Delicious
And Versatile It Was


The Desert Was Splendid
Like Sweet After Sour Grapes

Wish I You Both
A Wonderful Long Life


For The Salt I Devoured
Which Was Nice Indeed!


Will Remember You Both
With All My Might


With Love At Heart
For The Kindness You Showered



Bohat Hi Kam Nazar Aya Mujhe Ekhlaas

Bohat Hi Kam Nazar Aya Mujhe Ekhlaas Logon Main,
Ye Daulat Batt Gai Shayad Bohat Hi Khaas Logon Main...

Bohat Hi Kam Nazar Aya

All Girls Are Devil

A line written on a Husband’s T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P

Math vich fail

Sardar: Math vich fail kyun hoya?


Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 3+5=8
Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8, fir kendi ay 6+2=8


miss nu ap confirm nai tay fail menu kr dita.

Dil Jalana Na Chora

Baad Marnay Kay Bhi Usne Chora Na Dil Jalana


“FARAZ”


Roz Phaink jata Hai Phool Sath wali Qabar Par

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Shadi Ke Pehle Raat

Shadi ki 1st nite pe santa ki wife ne kaha janu aaj kuch aisa kro ki pasene nikal jaye.. . . .


Santa utha aur fan band kar ke so gaya…:-D 😀

Amal Ki Kitab Thi Dua Ki Kitab Banadia



Quraan


Amal Ki Kitab Thi Dua Ki Kitab Banadia
Samajhne Ki Kitab Thi Parhne Ki Kitab Banadia


Zindon Ka Dastoor Tha
Murdon Ka Manshoor Banadia


Inqelab Ki Kitab Thi
Sirf Sawab Ki Kitab Banadia


Jo Ilm Ki Kitab Thi Usey La Ilmon K Hath Thama Dia


Taskheer-E-Kayenat Ka Dars Dene Aayi Thi
Sirf Madarson Ka Nisaab Banadia


Murda Qomon Ko Zinda Karne Ayi Thi
Murdon Ko Bakhshwane Par Lagadia


Aiy Musalmano Ye Hamne Kia Kiya . .



ik Shakhs

Aia Tha ik Shakhs mera ghum bantnay


Phr apne be ghum de gia mujy

Naughty Mobile Messages Collection

OLDEN WORDS BY MEERA


(A Pakistani Film Actor)


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” Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. “

Monday, December 28, 2009

shayari on love in hindi word sms



Mere alfazon ko jhuth na samjhna,
yaad aati ho bahut milne ki dua karna,
jee raha hoon tumhara naam lekar,
mar jau to bewafa na samajhna.


Kaise kahe ki apna bana lo mujhe,
Bahon me apni sama lo mujhe,
Bin tumhare ek pal bhi katta nahi,
Tum aa kar mujhi se chura lo mujhe..


Har raat 1 dhun gungunati hai,
har phool se mehak zarur ati hai,
apke man me beshak hamara khayal tak na ho,
par hame to har waqt aapki yaad aati hai…


Majboor mohabbat jata na sake,
Zakhm khate rahe kisi ko bata na sake..
Chahato ki had tak chaaha use.
Sirf apna Dil nikaal kar use dikha na sake..




Yadon Me Teri Yaad

yado me teri yad thi,
kia yad thi kuch yad nahi,
teri yad me sab bhol gaye,
kia bhol gaye kuch yad nahi,
yad ho tum sirf yad ho tum,
q yad ho kuch yad nahi.


Submit By: iqbal (03433838056)

Jeeny Ke Waste To Sabhi Chorty Hain Ghar - Karbala Poetry

Jeeny Ke Waste To Sabhi Chorty Hain Ghar,
Kuch Aur Hi Tarha Ki Thi, Hijrat Hussain (R.A) Ki…

Hussain Hijrat Karbala

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Tohamaten chand apne zimme dhar chale – Khwaja Mir Dard



Tohamaten chand apne zimme dhar chale
jis liye aaye the so hum kar chale
zindagi hai ya koi tufan hai
hum to is jine ke hathon mar chale
kya hamen kam is gulon se ae saba
ek dam aaye idhar udhar chale
dosto dekha tamasha yan ka sab
tum raho khush hum to apne ghar chale
aah bas jee mat jala tab janiye
jab koi afsun tera us par chale
shama ke manind hum is bazm mein
chashm-nam aaye the daman-tar chale
dhundhate hain aap se usako pare
shekh sahib chod ghar bahar chale
hum jahan mein aaye the tanhavale
sath apne ab use lekar chale
jun sharar ae hasti-e-bebud yan
bare hum bhi apni bari bhar chale
ek main dil resh hun vaisa hi dost
zakhm kitanon ka suna hai bhar chale
hum na jane paye bahar aap se
wo bhi aade aa gaya jidhar chale
saqiya yan lag raha hai chal chalao
jab talak bas chal sake sagar chale
“dard” kuch malum hai ye log sab
kis taraf se aaye the kidhar chale


Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Khwaja Mir Dard



2011 Eid Sms

slct a num thn i wl tel u k log apko jb eid pe milen ge tou kia kahen ge


1


2


3


4


5


6


7


8


9


Answer:


1 eid mubrk
2 eid mubrk


3 eid mubrk


4 eid mubrk


5 eid mubrk


6 eid mubrk


7 eid mubrk


8 eid mubrk


9 eid mbrk:-)

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Chahat Uski Zaroorat Uski

Ghum Sey Begana Bana Deti Hai Chahat Us Ki
Main Bhala Kaisey Bhula Doon Yeh Inayat Us Ki
Main Kabhi Khud Sey Juda Us Ko Na Kar Paun Ga
Meri Ek Umer Ka Haasil Hai Mohabbat Us Ki
Koi Ja Kar To Zara Itna Bata Dey Us Ko
Mujh Ko Us Sey Bhi Zyada Hai Zarurat Us Ki. .

Kuch to sochti mujhe bhulane se pehle



Kuch to Sochti Mujhe Bhulane Se


Kuch to Sochti Mujhe Bhulane Se Pehle
Mere Khat Meri Tasveerain Jalane Se Pehle


Tere Haath Kyun Nahi Kaanpe
Kisi Or Ki Mehndi Lagane Se Pehle


Teri Aankh Bhi Na Barsi Sanam
Mera Pyar Dil Se Mitane Se Pehle


Kuch Waday Kuch Qasmain Khayi Theen Tum Ne
Ghairon Ki Saij Sajane Se Pehle


AZAM Meri Zindagi Main Koi Gham Na Tha
Us Bewafa Shakhs K Aane Se Pehle



KUCH TO SOCHTI MUJHE bhulane se pehle


Mere khatt aur tasveer jalane se pehle


Tere hath kiyun nahi kaanpe Sanam


Kisi aur ki menhdi lagane se pehle


Teri aankh bhi na barsi Sanam


Mera piyar dil se mitane se pehle


Kuch waade kuch qasmain khaayi thein tum ne


Ghairon ki saij (‎غیروں کی سیج‎) sajane se pehle


SHAN hamari zindage mein koi gham na tha


Us bewafa shakhs k aane se pehle
*KOI TUJH SA KAHAN*



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Uthtay Hain Meray Qaddam Udhar

Hasrat Bharri Nigahon Ko Aaraam Takk Nahi
Palti Wo Zindagani K Phir Shaam Takk Nahi
Jis Ki Tallab Mein Zindagi Apni Guzzaar Di
Us Bewafa K Lab Pay Mera Naam Takk Nahi
Jo Keh Gaye Thay Shaam Ko Baithain Gay Aaj Phir
Kuch Saal Ho Gaye Koi Paighaam Takk Nahi
Madfoon Hoon Teray Hijjar Ki Ik Aisi Qabbar Mein
Kutbay Pay Jis K Aaj Koi Naam Takk Nahi
Be Ikhtiyaar Uthtay Hain Meray Qaddam Udhar
Halaan K Us Galli Mein Mujhay Kaam Takk Nahi.

Goli Kut ke

1 sardar apne bache ko mar raha tha or Medicne khala rha tha. 1 admi ne poch tm esy quen mar rhe o.?


Sardar:doctor ne kya c


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Enu goli kut k deni aa.;->

HAPPY 15th August Independence Day of India

HAPPY 15th August Independence Day of India


Aaj main aap se apne dil ki baat kehna chahti hun
Han wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahen
Han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap ke dil ko chulen




***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***

Friday, December 25, 2009

Simple Friend VS Real Friend



A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and clean
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about their problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after u’ve had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!



Address ka Price

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??


Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss,


Girl: Aur us dress ka.. ??


Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
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Girl: Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi dengi..:p:p

1 pagal dorse pagal se

1 pagal dosry pagal se udasi se:


Sab log hume pagal kyon kehty hain?


Dosra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar…


ye le Tamatar. Aur SAKANJWI bana…

Ham Kamzor Hain

Ey”ALLAH” ! Ham Kamzor Hain,
“TU”Taqat Wala Hai


Ey”ALLAH”! Ham Aajiz Hain,
“TU”Be Neyaz Hai


Ey”ALLAH”!Ham Mangtey Hain,
“TU”Daata Hai,


Ey”ALLAH” Ham Mujrim Hain,
“TU”Shahensha Hai,


“TUJHE” TERI Shaney Raheemi-o-Kareemi Ka Wasta,


APNI Qudrat K Sadqey Ham Pey Karam Farma,


Kiun K Ham Kisi Imtihan Aur Azmaish K Qabil Nahi Hain,


Ey”ALLAH” !
“TU”Muaf Karne Wala Hai,


Or Muaafi Ko Pasand Krta He,


Ey”ALLAH” !Hamein Muaf Farma
AMIN

negress girlfriend

Height of Praise:


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A negro telling his negress girlfriend on a Dark Cloudy Morning..


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Ajj din charheya teray rang varga..:-D

STUPID BUT GREAT FRNDS

V knw they r fi9 but v cal n ask “Oye kesay ho?”


v knw they cnt frgt but v say “Badtameez bhool gaya na mje”


v knw they cnt go widout us but v say “ruk0 Mere liye”


v knw they cnt finish al widout us but v say “mere liye b bchana”


v knw they’ll share evrythng wid us but v say “Mje b nai bataega?


v knw its imposible to survive widout thm but v say “KABHE bat mat krna mujh se, bhar mein ja”


THEY R DA BEST,
STUPID BUT GREAT FRNDS.

Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

Bus k peche

Memon:


Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta howa Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye


pathan:


Tm bohat hi bewaquf ho Rakshy k Pechy Bhagte to 80 Rupe Bach jate.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Computer Shairi – Part 9



 Urdu Computer Shairi , Computer Poetry , Funny Hindi Computer Poetry , Hindi Computer Shayari , Urdu Funny Shayari , Urdu News , Urdu Pakwan , Hindi News


Computer Shairi – 9


Aapka Chehra Monitor Ki Tarha Chamak Raha Hai
UV Rays Ki Tarha Meri Aankhon Mai Khatak Raha Hai


Nahi Sehen Hota Daalloo Monitor Pe Protective Shield
Naqaab Kahaan Se Laaoon, Searching Is Not My Field


Baaloon Se Tere Milta Julta Hai Cheel Ka Jhopdha
Sar Khoola To Kuch Na Tha Inside Of Your Khopdha


Keyboard Pe Ungliyaan Maar Maar Ke Thak Gaya
Par Tere Bheje Tak Cpu Tak Kuch Input Na Gaya


Ghodhe Ki Taangoon Ki Tarha Chalti Hai Teri Zubaan
Gadhoon Jaisi Bandarroon Jaisi Hai Teri Muskaan


Ab Tere Shut Down Ka Time Aaya Shukr-E-Khuda
Is Puraane Aaple Ko Phek Ke Loonga Compaq Nayaa


Agar Compaq Kharaab Huaa To Hogii Return Policy
I Will Sit On My Tashreef On My Kursee



Mujhe Manzilon Ka Shaoor Tha

Mujhe Manzilon Ka Shaoor Tha

Mujhe Raaston Ne Thakaa Dia...

Mujhe Manzilon Ka

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Phir Yoon Hua K Sonay Ka Bhao Bhi Gir

Phir Yoon Hua K Sonay Ka Bhao Bhi Gir Gaya
Ek Shaam Jo Utara Us Ne Kangan Kalayi Se...

Phir Yoon Hua K

Be Dili Kya Yunhi Din Guzar Jaenge

Be Dili Kya Yunhi Din Guzar Jaenge
Sirf Zinda Rahe Hum To Mar Jaenge...

Be Dili Kya Yunhi

Hadis pak (P.B.U.H)

Hadis PAK hai


1- khuda ko khushi baap ki khushi me me hai


2-Sood khor ki Dua qabol nai hoti


3-Jisny namaz ki  fiqr chori , ALLAH ne uski fiqr chori


4-jo Shahks hr faraz NAMAZ k bad


 Ayat-Al-Kursi parhy, tu us ke or janat k darmyan ka


fasla k drmyan ka fasla sirf maut hai

Husan walo

Husan Walo Khuda K Liye Chorr Do…!!!
Aashiqoon Ko Satana Buri Baat Hai…!!!

Na Kisi Ki Deed Hui

Na kisi ki deed hui Na kisi k galy mily…
Kaisi khamosh Eid thi,Jo aai or chali gai.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Chup Roho Khuda ka Lye

Kitna dilkash manzar ho, jab hum Qyamat k din karain shikwa teri bewafai ka….
Or tum lipat k hum se, dheery se kaho, chup rho khuda k lye

Hum To Aaghaz-E-Muhabbat

Hum to aaghaz-e-muhabbat me lut gaye hay faraz


log kehte hay k anjam bura hota hai

Ajanabi apne qadmon ko roko zara – Balraj Komal



ajanabi apne qadmon ko roko zara
janati hun tumhare liye gair hun
phir bhi thaharo zara
sunate jao ye ashkon Bewafa dastan
sath lete chalo ye mujassim fugan
aj duniya mein mera koi bhi nahi
meri ammi nahi
mere abba nahi
meri aapa nahi
mere nanhe se masum bhaiya nahi
meri ismat ki magrur kiranen nahi
wo gharonda nahi jis ki saye tale
loriyon ki tarannum ko sunati rahi
phul chunati rahi
git gati rahi
msukurati rahi
aj kuch bhi nahi
meri nazaron ki sahame hue aaine
meri ammi ki mere abba ki aapa ki
aur mere nanhe se masum bhaiya ki khoon se
hain dahashatzada
aj meri nigahon ki viraniyan
chand majaruh yadon se aabad hain
aj meri umangon ki sukhe kanval
mere ashkon ki pani se shadab hain
aj meri tadapati hui sisakiyan
ek saz-e-shikasta ki fariyad hain
aur kuch bhi nahi
bhuk mitati nahi
tan pe kapada nahi
aas madum hai
aj duniya mein mera koi bhi nahi
ajanabi apne qadmon ko roko zara
sunate jao ye ashkon bhari dastan
sath lete chalo ye mujassim fugan
meri ammi bano
mere abba bano
meri aapa bano
mere nanhe se masum bhaiya bano
meri ismat ki magrur kiranen bano
mere kuch to bano
mere kuch to bano
mere kuch to bano


Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Balraj Komal




How Can A Woman

How can a woman be expected to be happy
with a man who insists on treating her as if
she were a perfectly normal human being.

If We Dont Discipline Ourselves

— “if we dont discipline ourselves, the world ll do it 4 us” —

Monday, December 21, 2009

Mere Aangan Ki Udaasi Na Gai

Mere Aangan Ki Udaasi Na Gai

Roz Mehmaan Bulaye Mene...

Mere Aangan Ki

Sufficient for Him

And will provide for him from


where he does not expect.


And whoever relies upon Allah – then


He is sufficient for him.


(Al-Quraan, 65:3)

Eid Ka Chaand Nazar Aaya

Aaj Phir Eid Ka Chaand Nazar Aaya
Ab Na Wo Tu Hai Aur Na Wo Mai Hun

Urdu Rape Scene Sms Jokes

wakeel: Kia ap bta sakti hain k admi kon tha?


Girl : koi bahir ka tha.


Wakeel:wo kaiay?


Girl: Itna bara hamaray Muhallay main kisi ka nahi hai..

Yahan Apni Apni Bari Par



Yahan Apni Apni Bari Par
Sab Hanstay Hayn Sab Rotay Hayn
Dil Tu Sab He Ka Hota Hay
Or Dukh Bhi Sab He K Hotay Hayn
Kuch Ashk Dilon Par Girtay Hayn
Kuch Matti Mayn Mil Jatay Hayn
Kuch Lafz Ada Hojatay Hayn
Kuch Honton Mayn Sil Jatay Hayn
Mana K Adhoray Rehtay Hayn
Par Khawaab Tu Sab He K Hotay Hayn!!!!!!



Sunday, December 20, 2009

Mangaty Hain Log

Mangaty Hain Log Hum Say Teri Muhabbat Ka Saboot.


Meri Mehandi Ka Laal Rang Teri Chahat Ki Gawahi Deta hai.

I Am My Own Boss

I Was In A ‘Taxi’ When The Taxi Driver Said: “I Love This Job..! I Am My Own Boss; & No Body Tells Me What To Do..!” :) Then I Replied: “Aage Sey Left Le”:-P

Yehi Bas Aik soorat Hy "kHUDA"ko Moo Dikhane ki

khak e madina
Kafan jo pehnao tu "khak-e-Madina" Moo Pe Mal Dena
"M.IJAZ"
Yehi Bas Aik soorat Hy "kHUDA"ko Moo Dikhane ki .........
From “.JAZI BHAI.”

Tags: Khak e madina, khuda shayari, dua shayari, ibadat shayari, dil ibadat shayari

I wait upon the love that waits for me



I wait upon the love that waits for me
Unknowing as I grow within the womb,
The creature of an unheard harmony
Between the voices of my dawn and doom.
Half of me is you: how strange! Yet more
Uncanny is the fact that we are two.
I live within a room whose only door
For good or ill must open onto you.
Be there for me, father*, in your heart,
As I for you will be the child you will.
Play with all your love the father’s* part,
And I will with my love your dreams fulfill.
I will rebel, of course, but pay no mind:
Years of love will stand against the wind.
*(For a mother, change to “mother” and “mother’s.”)



Ay Arz-e-Maan Ay Arz-e-Watan



Ay Arz-e-Maan Ay Arz-e-Watan
Tu Shaad Rahe ,Abad Rhe
Main Tera Tha, Main Tera Hoon
Bus Itna Tujh Ko Yaad Rahe
Is Kisht-e-Hunar Main Jo Kuch Hai
Kab Mera He!
Ye Hurf-e- Dushman, Ye Loh-o-Qlam
Sab Urti Dhol Msaft Ki
Sab Jogi Wala Phera He
Sab Tujh Se He Sub Tera He
Ay Arz-e-Maan, Ay Arz-e-Wtan….


Jashan-e-Azadi Mubark



Saturday, December 19, 2009

Bas Ik Zara Si Baat Thi Lekin Tamaam Umer

Urdu Sad Poetry

Bas Ik Zara Si Baat

Bas Ik Zara Si Baat Thi Lekin Tamaam Umer,
Wo Mujh Ko Jagne Ki Saza Dy Kar So Gaya…!

Susral ki zindagi

Susral ki zindagi koi Bachon ka khel nhi…


FARAZ


Bus itna samjh lejiay KATI PAHARI ki Basti he or Altaf Bhai ka nara laga k jana hai.;-)

Ibtidaa Kee Intehaa Mat Poochhiay



Ibtidaa Kee Intehaa Mat Poochhiay
Ik Dafaa Ko Kehdiaa Mat Poochhiay


Makr Kay Aur Jhoot Kay Iss Daur Main
Kaun Hai Saadiq Bhalaa Mat Poochhiay


Ishq E Ahmad Yaan Jissay Haasil Nahein
Khuld Main Kab Jaa’aygaa Mat Poochhiay


Bughz Kee Banjar Zameen Kaa Pair Woh
Aag Bin Kaisay Jalaa Mat Poochhiay


Fikr Jab Parwaaz Thee Kernay Lagee
Phir Qalam Kya Likh Gayaa Mat Poochhiay


Dhoop Kay Jungle Se Kiss Tarah
Chha’oN Bin Chaltaa Gayaa Mat Poochhiay



Rakhi Verses



The Loving Occasion Of Raksha Bandhan Is The Best Time Brother,
To Reminisce Fondly The Wonderful Moment
We Have Spent Together,
Sharing Each Other’s Joys And Sorrows…
Thanks For Spreading Smiles Everywhere
And Making Life So Beautiful, Meaningful And Happy…
My Dear Brother .



Wife ne Darwaza Khola

Husband: shoping ker k aya Wife ne darwaza khola


Husband : ye dabba utha lo


Wife: iss mein zaror mere khanay ki chiz hogi


Husband : Han mere jotay hen iss mein

Friday, December 18, 2009

Aik Dil Hai K Basaaya Nahi Jata Hum Se

Aik Dil Hai K Basaaya Nahi Jata Hum Se

Log Sehraaon Ko Gulzaar Bana Dete Hain...

Aik Dil Hai K

Bharosa sms



Woh jo uske samne aa gaya wohi roshani me naha gaya
Ajab uski haibat-e-husn thi ajab uska rang-e-jamal tha
Woh mila to sadiyon baad bhi mere lab pe koi gila na tha
Use meri chup ne rula diya jiski guftugu me kamaal tha.



ham Ki Barish ne bhi us ka naksh dhoya nahi
Us ne mujhe kho diya main ne usay khoya nahi


Need ka halka Ghulabi sa khumaar aankho me tha
Yu laga jese woh shab ko de’r tak soya nahi


Janta Hoon aik aisay shakhs ko main bhi Zohaib
Gham se Pathar ho gaya lakin kabhi roya nahi



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kehtey han

sub mujhey he kehtey han k to usey bhol ja


AAMIR


koi usey q nai kehta wo mujhey yaaad he na aya karey

Zameen Dekh Lo

Apne Asman Se Meri Zameen Dekh Lo


Tum Khwab Aaj Koi Hasin Dekh Lo


Aazmana Hai Agar Aitbar Ko Mere


To Ek Jhut Tum Bolo aur


Mera Yaqeen Dekh Lo

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Tumhare Ankhein Kabhi Nam Na Ho

Tumhare ankhein kabhi nam na ho,
Tumhare zindegi me koi gam na ho,
Tumko mile kismat se aisi dulhan,
jiski wajan 200 kilo se kam na ho.

Ramadan Greetings Quotes English



Nabi Kareem S.A.W.W Ki Adat Shareefa Aitkaf
Ki Hamesha Rahi He, Is Maheene Men Poore Maheene
Ka Aitkaf Farmaya He, Aur Jis Saal Wisal Hua He Us Saal
20 Roz Ka Aitkaf Farmaya Tha, Lekin Aksar Adat-E-Shareefa
Akhree Ashra Hi Ka Aitkaf Ki Rahi He.
(F. A’amal 688)



English Silent Film

Teacher to Pathan:- Which Was 1st English Silent Film ? Pathan:- If d Film Was Silent, How Could u Know It Was in English?


Teacher shocks


Pathan rocks:)

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

OYE CHAWAL

Have you ever noticed that when you shout in Pakistan
“OYE CHAWL” !!
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Dozens of people turn around? 😀

Trusting God Wont Make

Trusting God wont make the mountain smaller
but
it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb
all your mountains always.
Good Luck

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Acha waqt Guzarna

Sab se acha waqt guzarna hai to prho


“La-ilaha-ilallah-Muhammadur-Rasul-Allah ”


jisko bhi snd kroge wo lazmi parhega. Aur sawab Apko b milega.

Suno ek baat o sanam

Suno ek baat o sanam
Tum sai kaisai ye kahoon
Mujhe har lamhai mein
Tumhi yaad atai ho


Jaisai sang sahil kai
Ye lehar chalti hai
Jaisai sang phoolon kai
Khusbhoo bikharti hai
Waisai hi sang ho mere
Jaisai ek saya ho


Shama ye dil ki mere
Raushan hi tum sai hai
Jaisai koi deep jalai
Andheri in rahoon par
Tum mujhe thamai raho
Jaisai ek rehbar ho


Kabhi jo yunhi bauhat
Khud sai ghabraoon to
Mujeh bahoon mein sanam
Tum samait laitai ho
Mere hi sang raho
Jaisai ek jeevan ho


Suno ek baat o sanam
Tum sai kaisai ye kahoon
Mujhe har lamhai mein
Tumhi yaad atai ho.


“2 Ajnabi dost”
03132174713


From: Jinnu Rider

Kia Woh Namrood Ki Khudai Thi

Kia Woh Namrood Ki Khudai Thi....
Bandagi Me Mera Bhala Na Hua...

Poet: Mirza Ghalib;  Shared By: Faisal

Taras Jao Ge Hamare Laboon se Sunne ko ek ek Lafz

Taras Jao Ge Hamare Laboon se Sunne ko ek ek Lafz..

Taras Jao Ge Hamare Laboon se Sunne ko ek ek Lafz..
Piyaar Ki baat to Kia Ham Shikayat Bhi Nahi Karainge..!

Paas baitha 1 Baba

1 Molvi Dua Maang Raha tha:
Ya ALLAH Shahadat ki mout dey.


Paas baitha 1 Baba bola:
Molvi G Jihaad te Tussi Jana Nai Te Halway wich bomb kisi ne pana Nai.

Plz Yar MisCall Do

Plz yar 1 miscall do.


Yahan light nai hai mujhy mera mobile mil nai raha


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Forward karo Dekho


kitne bewakuf Mis call Dete hai

Kuch Na Tha Kuch Bhi Na Tha Jab

Kuch Na Tha, Kuch Bhi Na Tha, Jab Mere Asaar Khudy
Aik Dil Tha, So Kayi Jagah Se Toota Nikla...

Kuch Na Tha

Master of Fate

Be the master of your fate


not the slave of your problems

Happy Mother’s Day from far away



Happy Mother’s Day from far away!
As love has wings, it flies across the sea,
Passing seraphim alight with glee,
Placed in nooks on clouds along its way.
Years cannot such innocence betray,
Morning’s holy light perpetually
On fire within the heart, a pillar we
Then follow through the desert night and day.
Here, then, is my love, and as it lands,
Exchange it for a pigeon of your own,
Returning through the heavens what I once,
‘Ere you were born, delivered to your door.
So are we eternal, though the sands
Demand of us that piece that is on loan,
As love renews, renews the ancient dance,
Yet dancing though the wide world be no more.



Hum Se Bichar K

Hum Se Bichar K Us Ka Takbbur Bikhar Gaya Faraz


Har Ek Se Mil Raha Hy Barii Aajzii K Saath

Tu Nazuk Mager - A Tribute to Malala Yousafzai

Malala-Yousafzai-Tribute

Malala Yousafzai Poem


Tu Nazuk Mager,
Tere Hosle Buland,
Tu Fikr-e-Iqbal Ki Tafseer,
Tu Naara-e-Taqbeer,
Teri Sooch Tere Lafz,
Tere Qalm Ko Salalm,
Teri Jurrat,
Tere Qayyam-e-Aman Ko Salam,
Fakhr-e-Insaan Hai Tu,
Tujh Si Betiyon Se,
Madar-e-Watan Surkhuru…

Kis tarah chal rahe hai Zindagi

Mat Pooch K Kis Tarah Se Chal Rahi Hai Zindagi…


Us Daor Se Guzar Rahay Hain Jo Guzarta Hi Nahi…

Belief In Things

The thing always happens that you really believe in;
and the belief in a thing makes it happen.

Mashaaaa Allah

Mashaaaa Allah….


Mashaaaa Allah….


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Kuch nahi ap apna kam karo meri nazar Achaanak sheeshey Pey parr gai thi..

Monday, December 14, 2009

Khuda Ki Zaat Pe Aitebaar Rakh



Aye Dil Khuda Ki Zaat Pe, Tu Aitebaar Rakh
Paiwasta Rah Shajar Se Umeed E Bahaar Rakh


Mai Dagmaga Ke Doob Na Jaon Unhi Mai Phir
Ankhon Ke Sagharon Mai Na Itna Khumaar Rakh


Lagta Hai Dar, Ke Tujh Se Zamaana Na Cheenle
Mujhko Chupa Ke Khaana E Dil Mai Tu Yaar Rakh


Lamhon Ko Qaid Karle Aur Baton Ko Kar Raqam
Jo Ho Sake To Khushion Ki Har Yaadgaar Rakh


Mai Kar Chuki Hon Tujhse To Iqraar Pyaar Ka
Izhaar Kar Ke Khud Bhi Mera Aitebaaar Rakh


Raahein Bahut Kathin Hain ‘Shumaila’ Ye Pyaar Ki
Qabu Mai Dil Ko Rakh ,Magar Itna Na Yaar Rakh !!!



Qadam Ruk Se Gaye Phool Ko Bikte Dekh Kar

Qadam Ruk Se Gaye Phool Ko Bikte Dekh Kar,
Wo Aksar Kaha Karta Tha, Mohabbat Phool Jesi Hai....

Shared By: Muskan

A Plethora Of Words



A Plethora Of Words
Disappeared Forever
Carrying With Them The


First Proposal Of Unsaid Love
Like A Shooting Star,
That Fell From Sky And
Got Lost In The Oblivion


A Chaste Desire That
Bloomed Like A Lotus
Of Million Petals, Sunk


In The Placid Pool Of Dilemma
Unable To Endure The
Strange Ambience Of
The Unusual Starry-Eyed Season


Every Word Got Messed Up
Into A Formless Smear
Of Mushy Blue, In The


Tight Grip Of My Sweaty Palm
Like The Asters Of My Yard
Decolouring In Grasp
Of The Gruelling Sun And Dew


An Unseen Heaviness Stifled
My Throat And Crushed My Dreams
Leaving Me Dumb And Helpless


When In My Tight Hold,
I Secretly Crumpled
My First Love Letter To Its Silent Death!!!


Seema Aarella



Suno Tanhaiyaan Rooh Ko Badan Se Noch

Suno Tanhaiyaan Rooh Ko Badan Se Noch Leti Hain

Kisi Ki Bewafai Ki Saza Khud Ko Nahi Dete...

Suno Tanhaiyaan Rooh

åpni tåsveer mms karo

Wo roz roz kehti hai k mjhy åpni tåsveer mms karo
FARAZ


Us nådån ko ye kese btaon k mere påås


Nokiå “1202” hy…!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

When A Person Cries Due To Happines

When A Person Cries Due To Happiness
The 1st Drop Of Tears Comes From The Right Eye.


But
When It 1st Comes From The Left,
Its Pain

Mujhe dil ke khata par ‘yas’ sharmana nahi aata – Yagna Yaas Changezi



mujhe dil ke khata par ‘yas’ sharmana nahi aata
paraya jurm apne naam likhavana nahi aata
bura ho pa-e-sarkash ka ki thak jana nahi aata
kabhi gumrah ho kar reh par aana nahi aata


mujhe ae nakhuda aakhir kisi ko muh dikhana hai
bahana kar ke tanha par utar jana nahi aata


musibat ka pahad aakhir kisi din kat hi jayega
mujhe sar mar kar teshe se mar jana nahi aata


asiro shauq-e-azadi mujhe bhi gudgudata hai
magar chadar se bahar panv phailana nahi aata


dil-e-behausala hai ik zara si tis ka mehman
wo aansu kya piyega jis ko gham khana nahi aata


Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Yagna Yaas Changezi



Name of ALLAH

Allah is alwayz with u when
Ur happy He is Al-Rehman
Ur hungry He is Al-Razzaq
U call Him He is Al-Sami
Ur unsafe He is Al-Hafeez
Ur honored He is Al-Moiz
Ur jobless He is Al-Moqeet
U pray He is Al-Mujeeb
Ur upset He is Al-Wakeel
U go astray He is Al-Hadi
Ur gifted He is Al-Kareem
Ur forgiven He is Al-Ghafoor
Ur hopeless He is Al-Noor
Ur sinner He is Al-Tawwab
U thank Him He is Al-Shakoor


Subhan Allah

Deewana_Pan, Be Rabt Se Baatein, Sheir-o-Sukhan

Deewana_Pan, Be Rabt Se Baatein, Sheir-o-Sukhan,
Bas Yehi Kuch To Hota Hai Anjaam-e-Mohabbat....

Anjam-e-Mohabbat

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Mad-Hosh Mat Karo Mujhe Apna Husn Dikha

Mad-Hosh Mat Karo Mujhe Apna Husn Dikha Kar
Mohabbat Agar Chehre Se Hoti To Khuda Dil Na Banata...

Submitted By: Azad Khan Dahar

We Think Everyday Is The Same

Good Morning!
We think everyday is the same;
Day by day the same routine.
However when we look back
We realize everything changed!

Friday, December 11, 2009

All worries start

Ans:H


Bcoz


all worries start with”H”


Horrible?


Hazard?


Horrific?


Hopeless?


Harsh?


Horror?


&


Finally


*”HUSBAND”*.


:-)

7 February 2015 Rose Day Shayari




Rose


You Are My Inspiration



Rose


You Are The Voice In My Mouth



Rose


You Are My Harbour


Where All The Boats Dock



Rose


You Looks Are So Captivating



Rose


You Are Everything To Me


My Sunshine



Rose


A Woman From The Snow River



Rose


I Have A Passion For You


A Song For Rose




Dil Dooba

Chup Ho Kis Wajha Say Hamain Malo0m Nahi Magar..


Dil Doob Sa Jata Hai Jab Tum Yaad Nahi Kartey.?

Barsaat sms hindi



Main Tere Shaher Se Guzra Tou Kuch Ajab Sa Laga


Har Eik Morr Peh Naqaam Hasratoon Ka Hajoom


Har Eik Raah Mein Maqrooz Khuwahi’shoon Ki Qataar




Suna hay barish usay bhi pasand hay wo bhi meri tarhan barasti bundon ko hathon may samayt leti hay Suna hay Phool usay bhi pasand hain Wo bhi meri tarhan phoolon say ghanton batain karti rehti hay Suna hay chand usay bhi pasand hay Wo bhi meri tarhan raat raat bhar usay takti rehti hay




Kahin Barish Baras Jaaye


Kahin Darya Taras Jaaye


Kahin Aa Kar Ghata Theray


Tumhare Or Mere Darmiyaa


Aaa Kar KHUDA Therey..


Tou ………!!!


Uss Lamhay Mere Jivan Main..


Tum KHUDA Ke Baad Aatey Ho



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Saahib e ilm bola

Meri ankho ko Dekh kar wo Saahib-e-ilm Bola


Teri Sanjeedgi Btaati Hai, Tujhe kbhi Hansne Ka Shoq Tha.

The Will To Win

The will to win,
the desire to succeed,
the urge to reach your full potential…
these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.

Beautiful Decent Urdu Poetry

Neechi nazron mein qayamat ka asar hota hai..
Husn kuch aur nikhar jata hai sharmate huwe.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Sometimes Love Is For Lifetime

Sometimes Love is for a Moment ;


Sometimes Love is for Lifetime;


But,


Sometimes a Moment with the One You Love,………is Enough to spend Your life

Enjoy laziness

I love work..but unfortunately, if i do work it gets finished..


How can i finish sumthing that i love??So i dont work.


Enjoy laziness with “attitude”:-D

Sari dunya se bura hon tery kis kam ka hon?


‎'Shehr-e-fana hoon, tere kis kaam ka hon?

Ek bujhta sa dia hon, tere kis kaam ka hon?

Tu rafaqat k lye aur kisi ko chun le,

Main to khud aabla pa hon,
tere kis kaam ka hon?

Tujko darkar hain pholon k mehkate saaye

Main to sehra me khara hon
tere kis kaam ka hon?

Ae parstare gul-e-tarr tera rasta takte takte

Shaakh pe sookh gia hon
tere kis kaam ka hon?

Tu b auron ki trah mujse kinara kr le

Sari dunya se bura hon tery
kis kam ka hon?'

Veeran ker gya

Bichra kuch is tarah k rut hi badal gai,
Ek shaqs sary shehar ko veeran kr gya.

Jo Bhi Manga, Wohi Manga Jo Muqaddar Mein Na Tha

Tamanna-Shikayat-Shayari

Jo Bhi Manga, Wohi

Jo Bhi Manga, Wohi Manga Jo Muqaddar Mein Na Tha,
Apni Har Ik Tamanna Sy, Shikayat Hai Mujhe…..

Makes you a refree

Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Wo Kehta Hai Bohat Hi Majburiyan Hain

Wo Kehta Hai Bohat Hi Majburiyan Hain Waqt Ki

Saaf Lafzon Me Khud Ko Bewafa Nahi Kehta...

Wo Kehta Hai

Five heartiest prayers

My five heartiest prayers for you in this holy month of ramadan…!


1- May Allah bless you with health,wealth and success.
2-May Allah keep you in his protection forever.
3-May U always stay blessed n happy.
4-May you live long.
5-May Allah bless you and your family at the day of judgment..! Aameen

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Urdu Mother Day Sms 2012

My Mother, my friend so dear
Throughout my life you’re always near
A tender smile to guide my way
You’re the sunshine to light my day

mazaq ki had

Log ap ko bura kahe D0NT MIND Pagal kahe gussa na hona


Jahil kahe to b cool rahna


Lekin agar khobsurat kahe to rakh k chamat marna


Q k mazaq ki b 1 had hoti ha.

Gungunaaty Hue Aanchal Ki Hawa De Mujh Ko

Gungunaaty Hue Aanchal Ki Hawa De Mujh Ko
Ungliyaan Phair K Baalon Main Sula De Mujh Ko

Jis Tarha Faaltu Guldaan Pare Rehte Hain
Apne Ghar K Kisi Kony Se Laga De Mujh Ko

Main Tere Hijr Main Chup Chap Na Mar Jaun Kahin
Main Hun Sakte Main Kabhi Aa Kar Rula De Mujh Ko

Roothna Tera Meri Jaan Liye Jata Hai
Aise Naraz Na Ho Hans K Dikha De Mujh Ko...

Gungunaaty Hue Aanchal

Main aarazu-e-jan likhun ya jan-e-arazu – Akhtar Shirani



main aarazu-e-jan likhun ya jan-e-arazu
tu hi batade naz se iman-e-arazu
iman-o-jan nisar teri ik nigah par
tu jan-e-arazu hai tu iman-e-arazu
ik wo ke aarazuon pe jite hain umr bhar
ik hum ke hain abhi se pasheman-e-arazu
aankhon se ju-e-khun hai ravan dil hai daag daag
dekhe koi bahar-e-gulistan-e-arazu


Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Akhtar Shirani



Sunday, December 6, 2009

Gham-E-Duniya Me Gham-E-Yaar Bhi Shaamil

Gham-E-Duniya Me Gham-E-Yaar Bhi Shaamil Kar Lo

Nasha Barhta Hai Sharabein Jo Sharabon Me Milen....

Gham-E-Duniya Me

Girl Friend Ne Boy Friend Ko Letter Likha

Girl Friend: Ne Boy Friend Ko Letter Likha
Mujhe Naya Larka Mil Gaya Hai,
Meri Photo Mujhe Wapas Do


Usko Dikhana Hai,
Wo Tumse Bahut Acha Hai Main Usse Shadi Karungi…
Boy Friend Ne Apne Sab Friends Ki Girl Friends Ki Photos Collect Ki,
Or Unke Bech Mein Apni Girl Friend Ki Photo Rakh K Letter Likha,
Is Mein Se Apni Photo Nikal Le,
Mujhe Teri Shaqal Yaad Nahi Hai…

Dil Ka Dard Subah Sham Humne Kata Hai

Dil ka dard subah sham humne kata hai
unse dil lagane ka pal yaad aata hai,
woh toh humhe bhul ker kahin or kho gaye,
dil humaara hai unhe bhula bhi nahi pata hai.

Hum Se Itna Nahi Ho Saka K Tujhe

Hum Se Itna Nahi Ho Saka K Tujhe Bhula Den

Ek Tum Ho Jo Kabhi Bhoole Se Bhi Mujhe Yaad Nahi Karte...

Hum Se Itna

Ghar jab bana liya hai tere dar par kahe bagair



ghar jab bana liya hai tere dar par kahe bagair
janega ab bhi tu na mera ghar kahe bagair
kahate hain, jab rahi na mujhe taqat-e-sukhan
janun kisi ke dil ki main kyunkar kahe bagair
kam us se aa pada hai ki jisaka jahan mein
leve na koi naam sitamagar kahe bagair
jee mein hi kuch nahi hai hamare vagarna hum
sar jaye ya rahe na rahen par kahe bagair
chodunga main na us but-e-kafir ka pujana
chode na khalq go mujhe kafir kahe bagair
maqsad hai naz-o-gamza wale guftagu mein kam
chalata nahi hai, dashna-o-khanjar kahe bagair
har chand ho mushahida-e-haq ke guftagu
banati nahi hai bada-o-sagar kahe bagair
bahara hun main to chahiye duna ho iltafat
sunata nahi hun baat muqarrar kahe bagair
“ghalib” na kar huzur mein tu bar-bar arz
zahir hai tera hal sab un par kahe bagair


Poet of the poem/ghazal or Nazam: Mirza Ghalib



Mere Maazii Ke Zakhm Bharane Lage



Dostii Jab Kisii Se Kii Jaae
Dushmano Kii Bhii Raae Lii Jaae


Maut Kaa Zahar Hai Fizaaon Men
Ab Kahaan Jaa Ke Saans Lii Jaae


Bas Isii Soch Men Huun Duubaa Huaa
Ye Nadii Kaise Paar Kii Jaae

Mere Maazii Ke Zakhm Bharane Lage
Aaj Phir Koii Bhuul Kii Jaae


Botalen Khol Ke To Pii Barason
Aaj Dil Khol Ke Bhii Pii Jaae



Saturday, December 5, 2009

toot k Bikhra nahi kerty

Hum Ahl-e-Wafa Husn ko Ruswa nahi kerty!


Parda bhi Uthay Rukh se to dekha nahi kerty!


Ker letay hen Dil apna Tasawwer hi se Roshan,


Moosa ki tara Toor pe jaya nahi kerty!


Rakhtey hen jo Auron k liye Piyar ka Jazba,


Wo log kabhi toot k Bikhra nahi kerty!


Kehti hai to kehti Rahey Maghroor ye Dunia,


Hum Murr k kisi Shakhs ko dekha nahi kerty!


Hum log to Mey Nosh hen Badnam hen lekin,


Pakeeza jo log hen Kia Kia nahi kerty..!

Koi Achi Si Saza Do Mujhe - Mout Shayari

Koi Achi Si Saza Do Mujhe,
Chalo Aisa Karo Bhula Do Mujhe,
Tum Se Bichron To Mout Aa Jaye,
Dil Ki Gheraiyon Se Dua Do Mujhe....

by: Ujala

Wo Mila To Sadiyon Ke Baad Bhi - Sad Dard Poetry

Urdu Sad Poetry

Wo Mila To Sadiyon Ke Baad Bhi, Mere Lab Pe Koi Gila Na Tha, 
Usey Meri Chup Ne Rula Diya, Jisey Guftugu Me Kamal Tha..!

Mujh Tum Yaad Ate ho

MUJHE TUM YAD AATY HO


Khayalon me,Sawalon me,


Muhabat k hawalon me,


Tumhen aawaz deta hun,


Tumhen wapas bulata hun,


Jab koi nazm kehta hun,


usy unwan deta hun,


MUJY TUM YAD AATY HO…..!


Tumhari yaad holay se,


koi sarghoshi krti hy,


Palken bheeg jati hen,


to aansu toot girty hen,


Me aankhon ko jhukata hun,


bazahir muskurata hun,


faqat itna he kehta hun,


Mujy kitna satate ho


MUJHAY TUM YAD AATY HO…!

Marriage is a relationship

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right


and the other is always husband

Friday, December 4, 2009

If U Never Taste

If U Never Taste A Bad Apple.
You Would Never Appreciate A Good Apple.
Sometimes We Need To Experience Bitterness Of Life
To Understand The Value Of Sweetness.

Kia wajuud mera

Tere Bin Ab Hum Reh Nahi Sakty,
Tere Bina Kia Wajuud Mera

Wabasta Teri zaat se

AYE ALLAH: Wabasta TERI zaat se sabhi silsilay hain


magar Meri zindagi hai Mukhtasir TERI BANDAGI k liye…..

Gham Ache Nai Lagte

Tumhare Chaand Se Chehre Pe Ghum Achhe Nahe Lagte,


Hamme Keh Do Chale Jao, Jo Hum Tumhe Achhe Nahe Lagte,


Hame Wo Zakhm Do Sanam Jo Saari Umar Na Bhar Paye,


Jo Jaldi Bhar Ke Mitt Jaaye Wo Zakham Achhe Nahe Lagte,


Tumhe Har Ghazal Me Likhna Mera Dastoor Hai Lekin,


Saari Mehfil Kare Tera Charche Mujhe Achhe Nahe Lagte,


Mai Chaahat Ki Uss Manzil Pe Aa Pahuncha Hu Ke,


Tumhare Chaahane Wale Mujhe Ab Achhe Nahi Lagte…!!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Mere dil mein tu hi tu hai dil ke dawa kya karun – Kaifi Azmi



mere dil mein tu hi tu hai dil ke dawa kya karun
dil bhi tu hai jan bhi tu hai tujhape fida kya karun
khud ko khokar tujh ko pa kar kya kya mila kya kahun
tera hoke jine mein kya kya aaya maza kya kahun
kaise din hain kaisi raten kaisi fiza kya kahun
meri hoke tune mujhko kya kya diya kya kahun
meri pehlu mein jab tu hai phir main dua kya karun
dil bhi tu hai jan bhi tu hai tujhape fida kya karun
hai ye duniya dil ke duniya milake rahenge yahan
lutenge hum khushiyan har pal dukh na sahenge yahan
armanon ke chanchal dhare aise bahenge yahan
ye to sapanon ke jannat hai sab hi kahenge yahan
ye duniya mere dil mein basi hai dil se juda kya karun
dil bhi tu hai jan bhi tu hai tujhape fida kya karun


Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Kaifi Azmi



Sad Shayari SMS – Dua Salam Kar Jana



Tum Jao Humse Door To Aik Kaam Kar Jana
Kuch Pal Apne Hamare Naam Kar Jana


Ager Aa Jaye Maut Humein Tere Aane Se Pehle
To Aa Kar Mere Janaze Ka Ehtaram Kar Jana


Na Rona Is Kadar Ke Taklef Ho Humein
Maut Ko Bi Mazak Samjh Kar Anjaan Ban Jana


Main Ek Din So Jaon Ga Sada Ke Liye
Phir Mujhe Bewafa Keh Ke Badnam Kar Jana


Jo Guzro Meri Qabar Se To Nazarein Na Pherna
Mehman Hi Ban Ke Dua Salam Kar Jana



Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Abi aa rahe ho

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti
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Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun
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Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti. Abi Kaha Ho Tum ?


me aa rhi Hun.

Ager Wo Zindagi Mein Faqat Ik Baar - Bewafa Shayari

Lafz-Bewafai-Shayari

Bewafai Shayari

Ager Wo Zindagi Mein Faqat Ik Baar Mera Ho Jata,
To Mein Zamane Ki Kitaabon Se Lafz Bewafai Hi Mita Deta…!

Dost K Nam

Kahin Andher to Kahin Sham hogi,
Meri Har Khushi tere Naam hogi,
Kuch Maang k to dekh a mere Dost,
Hontoon pay Hansi aur Hatheli pe Jaan Hogi


Submit By: zubair (03086534490)

Yehi Wafaa Ka Silaah Hai, To Koi Baat Nahi



Yehi Wafaa Ka Silaah Hai, To Koi Baat Nahi
Yeh Dard Tum Ne Diya Hai, To Koi Baat Nahi
Yehi Bohot Hai Ke Tum Dekhte Ho Sahil Se
Safeena Doob Raha Hai, To Koi Baat Nahi
Rakha Tha Aashiyana-E-Dil Main Choopa Ke Tumko
Woh Ghar Tumne Chor Diya Hai To Koi Baat Nahi
Tum Hi Ne Aayena-E-Dil Mera Banaya Tha
Tum Hi Ne Tor Diya Hai To Koi Baat Nahi
Kise Majaal Kahe Koi Mujh Ko Deewana
Agar Yeh Tumne Kaha Hai To Koi Baat Nahi



Duaon ke saharay ke zaroorat

Hai Mujh Ko Duaon Ke Saharay Ki Zaroorat
Ae Kash Koi Aaj Mujhe DIl Se Duaa Deee

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Dekh Lo Khuaab Magar Khuaab Ka Charcha Na Karo



Dekh Lo Khuaab Magar Khuaab Ka Charcha Na Karo
Log Jal Jayan Ge Sooraj Ki Tamanna Na Karo


Waqt Ka Kaya Hai Kisi Pal Bhi Badal Sakta Hai
Ho Sake Tum Se To Tum Mujh Pe Bharosa Na Karo


Kirchiyan Tootay Hoye Aks Ki Chubh Jayan Gi
Aur Kuch Roz Abhi Aiina Dekha Na Karo


Ajnabi Lagne Lage Khud Tumhain Apna Wajood
Apne Din Raat Ko Itna Bhi Akela Na Karo


Khuaab Bachhon Ke Khelonon Ki Tarah Hote Hain
Khuaab Dekha Na Karo Khuaab Dikhaya Na Karo


Bekhiyali Main Kabhi Ungliyan Jal Jayain Gi
Raakh Guzre Hoye Lamhon Ki Kureedah Na Karo



son of a bitch

A little boy was doing his math’s homework. He said to himself, 2+5the son of a bitch is7.. 3+6the son of a bitch is9.
His mother heared this &gasped “wht r u doing?” the little boy answered,”I’m doing my math’s homework,Mom.” “And this is how ur teacher taught u to do it?”
“Yes”he answered.
Infuriated,the mother asked the teacher nxt day, “wt r u teaching my son in math’s?”
The teacher replied,”right nw we r learning addition”
The mother asked,”And r u teaching them to say 2+2,the son of a bitch is 4?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered “wht I taught them was,2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS4”:)

Koi Raat Mere Aashna - Parveen Shakir Romantic Poetry

Koi-Raat-Parveen-Shakir

Perveen Shakir Romantic Poetry

Koi Raat Mere Aashna, Mujhe Yun Bhi To Naseeb Ho
Na Rahe Khayal Libaas Ka, Wo Itna Mere Qareeb Ho
Aashna = Familiar;
Badan Ki Garm Aanch Se Meri Aarzu Ko Aag De
Mera Josh Behak Uthey, Mera Haal Bhi Ajeeb Ho
Badan = Body; Aanch = Flame; Josh = Enthusiasm; Behak = Strayed
Tere Chashni Wajood Ka Sara Ras Mein Chura Loon
Phir Tu Hi Mera Marz Ho, Aur Tu Hi Mera Tabeeb Ho
Chashni = Syrup; Wajood = Existence; Rus = Juice; Marz = Disease; Tabeeb = Practitioner