Saturday, December 8, 2007

Buys a lie detector

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie.


He decides 2 test it @ dinner.


Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours ?


SON: at School.


Robot slaps son!


Son: Ok,I lied, I went to the movies.


DAD: Which one?


SON: Toy Story.


Robot slaps son again!


Son: Ok, it was sheela ki jawani.


DAD: What??? When I was ur age,I did not even know what films were


Robot slaps Dad !!


MOM: Ha ha! After all he is ur son. Robot slaps mom !


Thereafter there was total silence.

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