Friday, August 11, 2006

baray ho kr

Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?


Student: Shadi.


Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?


Student: Dulha.


Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?


Student: Dulhan.


Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?


Student: Bahu laoon ga.


Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?


Student: Pota.


Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?


Student: Shadi..

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