Akele Waris Hun Uski Tamam Nafraton Ka

Akele Waris Hun Uski Tamam Nafraton Ka,
Jo Shakhs Sary Shehar Me Piyar Banta Hai..

by: Sabir

Shaadi Ke Pehle Shaadi Ke Baad

Shaadi Ke Pehle – Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi Ke Baad – Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi Ke Pehle – Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi Ke Baad – Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Shaadi Ke Pehle – Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi Ke Baad – Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi Ke Pehle – Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi Ke Baad – Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi Ke Pehle – Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi Ke Baad – Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Shaadi Ke Pehle – Chandramukhi
Shaadi Ke Baad – Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi Ke Pehle – Kuwara Baap
Shaadi Ke Baad – Bechara Baap

Shaadi Ke Pehle – Titanic
Shaadi Ke Baad – Mortgage

Shaadi Ke Pehle – Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi Ke Baad – Barbadi Ka Kaaran

Shaadi Ke Pehle – Mere Sapno Ki Rani
Shaadi Ke Baad – Chutki Ki Amma

Shaadi Ke Pehle – Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi Ke Baad – If You Are Lucky

Shaadi Ke Pehle – Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi Ke Baad – Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

Shaadi Se Pehle – Biviho To Esi
Shaadi Ke Baad – Bivi Hai Kesi ?

Shaadi Se Pehle – Hero No. 1
Shaadi Ke Baad – Cooli No. 1

Wo Hamary Paas Bethe Hain Kaho Lamho Se

Wo Hamary Paas Bethe Hain Kaho Lamho Se Tham Jaen

Kabhi Bhi Door Nazron Se Na Wo Jaen Na Hum Jaen

Ajab Hain Khail Muhabbat K Suno Neenden Nahi Ati

Kisi K Khawab Ankhon Me Agar Bachpan Se Jam Jaen...

Sochta Hoon K Usy Neend Bhi Aati Hogi

Sochta Hoon K Usy Neend Bhi Aati Hogi

Ya Meri Tarah Faqat Ashk Bahati Hogi

Wo Meri Shakal Mera Naam Bhulanay Wali

Apni Tasweer Se Kia Aankh Milati Hogi ?

Is Zameen Pe Bhi Hai Selaab Mere Ashkon Se

Mere Matam Ki Sada Arsh Hilaati Hogi

Shaam Hote Hi Wo Chokhat Pe Jala Kar Shamain

Apni Palkon Pe Kayi Khawab Sulati Hogi

Us Ne Silwa Bhi Liye Honge Siyah Rang Lebaas

Ab Moharram Ki Tarha Eid Manati Hogi

Hoti Hogi Mere Bosay Ki Talab Main Pagal

Jab Bhi Zulfon Main Koi Phool Sajati Hogi

Mere Tareek Zamanon Se Nikalne Wali

Roshni Tujh Ko Meri Yaad Dilaati Hogi

Dil Ki Masoom Ragain Khud Hi Sulagti Hongi

Joon Hi Tasweer Ka Kona Wo Jalati Hogi

Roop De Kar Mujhe Us Main Kisi Shehzaday Ka

Apne Bachon Ko Kahani Wo Sunati Hogi...

Black Tears Sour After Taste

Black Tears Sour After Taste

As Death Washes Away

The Pain Is Loud

How Do I Know When The Thoughts Are Dead?

How Do I Know When The World I Live In

Doesn’t Exist? The Knives Are Shiney

The Blood Is Rotting

And The Smell Is Disgusting

But There’s Nothing Better Yet

What Can I Say To Turn Your Mind Around

What Can I Do To Make You Think My Way?

There’s No More Dreams I Can Invade

No Spiral That Tumbles Down

No Circle That Collapses In My Path

The Sky Is Red The Clouds Are Blood

And They’re Exploding Above My Head

The Red Is Falling Covering My World

That Is Non-Existant

And There’s Nothing I Can Do About It

Apne rehne tak

Kitabon k wrqo ko palat kr sochta hun

Yun palat jaye zindgi to kya bat hai.

Khwabon me roz milta hai jo

Haqiqat me aaye to kya bat hai

Kuch log mtlab k liye dhoondty hain mjhe

Bina mtlab aayen to kya bat hai.

Qatal kr k to sub le jaingy dil mera

Koi baton se le jaye to kya bat ha.

Jo sharifon ki shrafat me bat na ho

Wo sharabi keh jaye to kya bat ha.

Apne rehne tak to khushi dunga sbko

Jo kisi ko meri mot pe khushi mil jaye to kya bat

Cutest Story Ever

Cutest Story Ever

kid:mom i luv u more dan u love me

Mom:how can u pruv dis my son

Kid:bcuz u’ve 2 sons n i’ve only 1 mother.

Soch Kar Rakhna Hamari Saltanat Me Qadam

Soch Kar Rakhna Hamari Saltanat Me Qadam

Hamari Muhabbat Ki Qaid Me Zamanat Nahi Hogi...

Mujhe Apne Zabt Pe Naaz Tha

Mujhe Apne Zabt Pe Naaz Tha, Sare Bazm Raat Ye Kya Hua
Meri Aankh Kaise Chhalak Gayi Mujhe Ranj Hai Ye Bura Hua
Meri Zindagi Ke Charagh Ka Ye Andaaz Koi Nayaa Nahin
Kabhi Raushni, Kabhi Teergi, Kabhi Jalaa Hua Kabhi Bujha Hua
Mujhe Raaste Mein Pada Hua Kisi Badnaseeb Ka Khat Mila
Kahin Khoon-E-Dil Se Likha Hua, Kahin Aansuon Se Mita Hua
Jo Nazar Bacha Ke Guzar Gaye, Mere Saamne Se Abhi Abhi
Ye Mere Sheher Hi Ke Log The Mere Ghar Se Ghar Mila Hua
Mujhe Humsafar Bhi Mila Koi, To Shikasta Haal Meri Tarah
Kahin Raaston Ka Lutaa Hua Kahin Manzilon Ka Thaka Hua

This Is The Day

This is the day,
That Our nation sings

This is the day
That the liberty bell starts to ring

This is the day
We all start to remember

What We stand for
and to celebrate our Independence

We stand up high, as We
All start to cry
As we think about,
All that died

For you, for me, for our whole country
Risking there life
Each and everyday here is a salute

To all that lay …

Happy Independence Day

U r definitely in KHYBER PAKHTUNKHWA

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PARTS OF PAKISTAN:

Scenario-1 Two guys are fighting.
A third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up. Thats Lahore!

Scenario – 2 Two guys are fighting.
A third guy comes along, sees them fighting and walks on.
YOURE IN karachi 😀

Scenario – 3 Two guys are fighting.
A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall. Thats Multan 😀

Scenario – 4 Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
dont fight in front of my place, go sum where else and keep fighting. Thats Islamabad 😀

Scenario- 5 Two guyz are fighting! They take time out. Cal their frnds and now 50 people are fighting.

U r definitely in KHYBER PAKHTUNKHWA…!:-D

Raat k Sannatte me

Kesa lgta hai jb Raat k sannatte me HAWA k jhonkon k Sung

Khamoshi se chalty Hue koi Chupke se Aaye

Ap ko tham le Or kahe

Chal Shabash KAKA Mobile Kad

Google is a girl

Question-Google is a girl or
a boy?????
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She won’t let u complete d
whole sentence, She start guessing &
suggesting …. 😀

2 lines Naoughty shayari

Har ek se kahate hai.n ke “Daag” bevafaa nikalaa
Ye puuchhe in se ko_ii vo Gulaam kis kaa thaa

Tum bhi majabuur ho hum bhi majabuur hai.n
Be-vafaa kaun hai baa-vafaa kaun hai

Har kisko dil lagane ki saza milti hain
Hum toh asqkon mein unhe doonte hain

Tit For Tat

My ATTITUDE in exams.
They give me questi0ns Which i don’t know.So…..
I give them answers which they d0nt know.:-)
Tit for tat…:-P

Cute Sweet Friend Sms

Hi.. My cute, sweet, stylish, & most beautiful frnd! How r u?
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Khush ho gaye na?:-)
Ab Allah Hafiz!
Mein doosryan naal v shugal lana ae,
😛

Wo Tere Mizaaj Ki Bat Thi Ye Mere Mizaaj Ki

Wo Tere Mizaaj Ki Bat Thi Ye Mere Mizaaj Ki Bat Hai

Tu Meri Nazar Se Na Gir Saka Me Teri Nazar Se Utar Gai...

Azadi ka Din zanjeerain ghulami ke

Abhi tak paun mein chimtin hain zanjeerain ghulami ke..,
Din aajata hai azaadi ka per azaadi nahi aati…

Miss You Good Morning Sms

Miss u..
Wen I smell any roseMiss u..
Wen I taste any sweetMiss u..
Wen I look at the moonButSpecialy Miss u..
Wen I raise my hands for pray..!

Güd Mörn¡ng

Hijr Ke Sajdon Se

Main Hijr k Sajdon se kahin Toot na jaun..!

Pathar k Khudao meri Sheeshay ki Jabeen hai..!

Palkon se Tarasha tha hum ne jo Heera..!

Mat Pooch k ab kis ki Angoothi ka nageen ha..!

Aayeena tujhe teri khabar
de na sakay ga..!

Aa dekh meri aankh se tu kitna haseen ha….

Submit By: Muhammad Younus (03337723144)

Mein Failure

Aik student net pe apna result dekh k:

“Mei fail? Wo b English mein?

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That’s unpossible!”;-):-P

Me Ek Buland Hoslay Wala Zidi Sa Shakhs

Me Ek Buland Hoslay Wala Zidi Sa Shakhs

Jab Teri Yad Se Larta Hun To Ro Parta Hun...

Submitted By: Mehak

Yaad Aaon To Bas Itni Si Anayat Karna

Yaad Aaon To Bas Itni Si Anayat Karna

Apne Badlay Huey Lehjay Ki Wazahat Karna

Tum Jo Chahat Kat Shahkaar Hua Karte They,

Kis Se Seekha Hai Yeh Ulfat Me Milawat Karna?

Hm Sazaaon Ke Haqdaar Baney Hain Kab Se?

Tum Hi Keh Do Kiya Jurm Hai Mohabbat Karna?

Teri Furqat Mein Yeh Aankhein Abhi Tak Num Hain,

Kabhi Aana Mere Ashkon Ki Ziyarat Karna

Dil Mein Ab Bhi Mohabbat Ke Diye Hain Roshan,

Daikh, Bhooley Nahi Teri Hasti Ki Sajawat Karna

Happy Family Day Poems & Quotes 2012

o a wonderful family,

Held together by…

The bonds of love and trust,

Here’s wishing..

Joy and Happiness.

Happy World Family Day

My Highest And My Best

This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!

Cutest fight

*Cutest fight*

1st friend:
i want to end this relationship, i wil return you everythng which you gave me!

2nd friend:
ok! lets start with
“LOVE”

Bohat Naaz Tha Mujhe Apne Chahne Walon Par

Bohat Naaz Tha Mujhe Apne Chahne Walon Par
Mein Aziz The Sab Ko, Magar Zaroorton Ke Liye…

CHAND Ne kaha

‘CHAND’ Ne kaha

“Dosti Na kr

Doston ki Bheer Me

Kahin Tu kho Jay ga

Maine kaha

“Ae CHAND Zamin Pe Aa kr Mere

Doston Se Mil

Tu B Upar Jana

Bhol Jay ga

Kitna jhoot bolna prta hy tm chawlOn k liye

4 all Lovely frnds..

Na Kisi Ki Aankh Ka Noor Hoon

Na kisi ki aankh ka noor hoon,
na kisi ke dil ka qaraar hoon,

Kisi bhi kaam mein jo na aa sake
mein woh musht-e-ghubaar hoon..

Tum na mano magar haqiqat hai – Qabil Ajmeri

Tum na mano magar haqiqat hai
ishq insan ke zarurat hai
kuch to dil mubatala-e-vahashat hai
kuch teri yaad bhi qayamat hai
mere mahbub mujh se jhooth na bol
jhooth surat-e-gar sadaqat hai
jee raha hun is aitamad ke sath
zindagi ko meri zarurat hai
husn hi husn jalve hi jalve
sirf ehasas ke zarurat hai
us ke wade pe naz the kya kya
ab dar-o-bam se nadamat hai
us ke mahafil mein baith kar dekho
zindagi kitni khubsurat hai
rasta kat hi jayega ‘qabil’
shauq-e-manzil agar salamat hai

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Qabil Ajmeri

Kya Aap Panchvi Pass

Kya Aap Panchvi Pass §ai Taiz Hain?
Pakistan ka aìsa city jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain
Its A Çhallenge

Jan-e-sukun aa bhi ja tera hi intazar hai – Yahya Jasdanwalla

jan-e-sukun aa bhi ja tera hi intazar hai
aankhon se ashk hai ravan jan bhi beqarar hai
hone ko fasl-e-gul bhi hai davat-e-aish hai magar
apni bahar ka mujhe aj bhi intazar hai
sare sahare ishq ke toot chuke hain hijr mein
ek tumhari yaad bas dard ke gam-gusar hai
ahad-e-vafa ka aap ke lutf-o-karam ka aap ke
aur kisi ko ho na ho mujh ko aitabar hai
lut gai gham ke aabaru lut chuki dil ke aarzoo
‘yahya’ nigah-e-lutf ka phir bhi ummidvar hai

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Yahya Jasdanwalla

Difficult to find sweet position

Its very easy to eat sweet

chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams,

BUT Its v.difficult to find a sweet person But I Slute u That u found “ME”…….

Affairs is determined by Allah

No amount of guilt can change the past and
no amount of worrying can change the future.
Go easy on yourself for the outcome of all
affairs is determined by Allah Decree.
If something is meant to go elsewhere,
it will never come on your way,
but if it is yours by destiny,
from you it cannot flee.

Kon is reh se guzarata hai – Nasir Kazmi

Kon is reh se guzarata hai
dil yun hi intazar karta hai
dekh kar bhi na dekhane wale
dil tujhe dekh-dekh darta hai
shahar-e-gul mein kati hai sari raat
dekhiye din kahan guzarata hai
dhyan ke sidiyon pe pichale pahar
koi chupke se panv dharata hai
dil to mera udas hai ‘nasir’
shahar kyon sayen-sayen karta hai

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Nasir Kazmi

Qaid Khany Me Khud Gaya To Bari

Qaid Khany Me Khud Gaya To Bari Der Talak

Aaj Roya Hai Wo Aik Jaal Bichaany Wala...

Wives Insulting Husbands

Wives insulting thier husbands:

pilot’s wife: ziada hawao main mat uro

Teacher’s wife: ab tum mujy sikhao gy

Dentist’s wife: dant torr k haath main pakra du gi.

Doctor’s wife: abi tabiat darust karti hu.

MBA’s wife: mind ur own business..

CA candidate’s wife: chal chal pehlay pass hoja phir baat karna.

Hindi poems on patriotism

Here is one of the best Hindi poems on patriotism. Hindi poems on patriotism are easy to find but not a Patriotic Indian

घोर अंधकार हो,
चल रही बयार हो,
आज द्वार-द्वार पर यह दिया बुझे नहीं
यह निशीथ का दिया ला रहा विहान है।
शक्ति का दिया हुआ,
शक्ति को दिया हुआ,
भक्ति से दिया हुआ,
यह स्वतंत्रता-दिया,
रुक रही न नाव हो
ज़ोर का बहाव हो,
आज गंग-धार पर यह दिया बुझे नहीं,
यह स्वदेश का दिया प्राण के समान है।

यह अतीत कल्पना,
यह विनीत प्रार्थना,
यह पुनीत भावना,
यह अनंत साधना,
शांति हो, अशांति हो,
युद्ध, संधि, क्रांति हो,
तीर पर, कछार पर, यह दिया बुझे नहीं,
देश पर, समाज पर, ज्योति का वितान है।

तीन-चार फूल है,
आस-पास धूल है,
बाँस है -बबूल है,
घास के दुकूल है,
वायु भी हिलोर दे,
फूँक दे, चकोर दे,
कब्र पर मज़ार पर, यह दिया बुझे नहीं,
यह किसी शहीद का पुण्य-प्राण दान है।

झूम-झूम बदलियाँ
चूम-चूम बिजलियाँ
आँधियाँ उठा रहीं
हलचलें मचा रहीं
लड़ रहा स्वदेश हो,
यातना विशेष हो,
क्षुद्र जीत-हार पर, यह दिया बुझे नहीं,
यह स्वतंत्र भावना का स्वतंत्र गान है।

Do share with us more Hindi poems on patriotism in comments section

Jhuthi sachi aas pe jina kab tak aakhir kab tak – Kashif Indori

jhuthi sachi aas pe jina kab tak aakhir kab tak
may ke jagah khun-e-dil pina kab tak aakhir kab tak
socha hai ab par utarenge ya takra kar dub marenge
tufanon ke zad pe safina kab tak aakhir kab tak
ek mahine ke wade par saal guzra phir bhi na aaye
wade ka ye ek mahina kab tak aakhir kab tak
samane duniya bhar ke gham hain aur idhar ik tanaha hum hain
saikadon pathar ik aaina kab tak aakhir kab tak

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Kashif Indori

Gulaab Ki Mehak Se Zyada Madhosh Ho Tum

Sooraten nahi miltien dil me ghar karne ko…
Waqt aa chuka hai ab ashiyaa badalne ko…

Han dil lagi ki thi par dil lagaya liya mene…
Ishq keh raha mujhko phir se kyo sanwarne ko…

Dekh kar hansna nahi anjam se hoon ba khabar…
Ek zara si tanhai mujh men hai bikharne ko…

Aur kia kahun tumse ek junoo hai pehlo mein…
Raat dhal rahi hai aur jazbat hain bharakne ko…

Teergi hai perhan meri nazar mein do bado…
Rok kar bethi Nighat ke ashk hain chalakne ko…

By:Nighat Shamim (All Rights Reserved)

Happy Father Day Sms 2012

Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.

Happy Father’s Day

Aap Aayi Humare Garib Khane Mein

Aap Aayi Humare Garib Khane Mein
Is Kaniz Ka Jahan Jaise Jannat Ho Gaya
Hum Khud Apni Aawaz Sunne Ko Taras Rahe The
Aapke Alfaaz Sune To Yeh Lamha

Saari Zindagi Ho Gaya
Chandni Mein Kud Ko Yun Na Sawariye
Aapko Dekhkar Chand Bhi Sharma Gaya
Phoolon Ko Apni Khubsurti Par Ghamand Tha

Aapko Dekha To Pura Bagh Murjha Gaya
Zaroorat Nahi Hai Ab Chaand Aur Suraj Ki
Aapke Chehre Ke Noor Se
Yeh Jahan Roshan Ho Gaya

Aapki Tariff Mein Aur Kya Bayan Karu
Aapki Khubsoorti Ke Aage
To Yeh Shayar Bhi Haar Gaya

Shayad Mere Pyar Ko Taste Karna Bhool Gaye

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

Oye! na khaween phika ee

1 sardar ke shadi pe sub sardar he aye huay tay
Jub khana start hua to 1 sardar ne plate k opar tissue paper
dakh kr socha shayd ye b khanay wali chaez ha.
Jub wo khanay laga to us k dost onchi onchi bolnay lag gaay

Oye! na khaween phika ee…:-)

Khushi Me Gham Me Isi Ek Haal Me

Khushi Me, Gham Me, Isi Ek Haal Me Rehna

Ajab Khumar Hai, Tere Khayal Me Rehna...

Gham Sher o Shayari

Agar Yunhi Yeh Dil Sataata Rahega
Toh Ik Din Mera Ji Hi Jaata Rahega

Mein Jaati Hu Dil Ko Tere Paas Chod
Meri Yaad Tujhko Dilaata Rahega

Galli Se Teri Dil Ko Le Toh Chali Hu
Mein Pohanchugi Jab Tak Yeh Aata Rahega

Qafas Mein Koi Tum Se Ae Hum-Safeeron
Khabar Kal Ki Humko Sunaata Rahega

Khafaa Ho Ke Ae “Dil” Marr Toh Chala Tu
Kahaan Tak Gham Apna Chhupaata Rahega

Zamana Aaya Hai Be_Hajjabi Ka - Iqbal Poetry

Zamana Aaya Hai Be_Hajjabi Ka, Aam Deedar-e-Yaar Hoga,
Sakoot Tha Parda_Daar Jiska, Wo Raaz Ab Aashkar Hoga…

Jitnay Kar Saktay Ho Sajjday

Abhi Kar Lo Jitnay Kar Saktay Ho Sajjday

AIY MOMINOON Mainay Burhapay Main

Aksar Logoon Ko Bina Sajjde Namaaz Parhtay Dekha Hai

The 3 C Of Life

The 3 C of life:
CHOICES, CHANCES, CHANGES.
You must make a choice
to take a chance
or
Your life will never change.

Qareeb Ao Zara K Jeena Mushkil Hai Tere Bin

Qareeb Ao Zara K Jeena Mushkil Hai Tere Bin

Dil Ko Tujh Se Hi Nahi Teri Har Adaa Se Muhabbat Hai...

Basti Basti Khor Udasi

Basti Basti Khor Udasi Parvat Parvat Khali Pan,
Man Hira Bemol Lut Gaya Ghis Ghisri Ka Tan Chandan,
Is Dharti Se Us Ambar Tak Do Hi Chiz Gajab Ki Hai,
Ek To Tera Bhola Pan Hai Ek Mera Deewana Pan……..

Main Uska Hoon Vo Is Ahsaas Se Inkar Karta Hai,
Bhari Mahfil Me Bhi Ruswa Mujhe Har Baar Karta Hai,
Yakin Hai Sari Duniya Ko Khafa Hai Humse Vo Lekin,
Mujhe Maloom Hai Phir Bhi Mujhise Pyar Karta Hai……..

Jiski Dhoon Par Dunia Naache Dil Ek Aisa Taara Hai,
Jo Tumko Bhi Pyaara Hai Jo Humko Bhi Pyaara Hai,
Jhoom Rahi Hai Saari Dunia Jabki Humaare Giton Par,
Tab Kahti Ho Pyar Hua Hai Kya Ahsaan Tumhara Hai……..

Bahut Bikhra Bahut Toota Thapde Sah Nahi Paaya,
Hawaon Ke Isharon Par Magar Main Bah Nahi Paaya,
Adhoora Ansuna Hi Rah Gaya Ye Pyaar Ka Kissa,
Kabhi Tum Sun Nahi Paayi Kabhi Main Kah Nahi Paaya………

Girls vs boys in love

Girl 1 :- I am in love
Girl 2 :- Who is he ?
Girl 3 :- How does he look ?
Girl 4 :- What color ?
Girl 5 :- How tall is he ?
Girl 6 :- What is he doing ?
Girl 7 :- Who r his frnds ?
Girl 8 :- Total wealth ?

After full inspection All Girls :- Be careful he might be a bad guy

Girl1 :- OK

Same situation

Boy 1 :- I am in love
Boy 2 :- Bhai Party
Boy 3 :- Bhai Party
Boy 4 :- Bhai Party
Boy 5 :- Bhai Party
Boy 6 :- Bhai Party
Boy 7 :- Bhai Party
Boy 8 :- Bhai Party

Maa Ke Dua

Jab”MAA”Apni “AULAD”k Liye “DUA”krti Hai To “ZAMEEN”Or “AASMAN”k Darmyan k Sare “PARDY”Uth Jate Hain
Or”ALLAH”Wo “DUA”khud Sunta Hy “SUBHANALLAH” *Meri MAA k Liye Dua kren,k ALLAH Unko Sahat Or Tandrusti De,Aur Unka Saya Qayam Rakhe. Ameen
Aap B is Msg ko Send kren, Apni Maa ki Dua k Liye…

Usay pholon ki chahat hai

Usay pholon ki chahat hai,
Magar jab phool khiltay hain,
Wo un ko torr deti hai, Wo kehti hai
Usy barish ka mosam acha lgta hai.
Magar jab barish hoti hai,
Wo kamry mei afsurda si ho kr Band ho jati hai.
Wo kehti hai..!
Hawaain ishq hain us ka……!
Hawaa lekin chalay jab to,
Wo khirrki band rakhti hai.
Mujhay abb dar sa lagta hai,
Wo jab bhi ye kehti hai.?
Usay mujh sy muhabat hai…..!

Maafi maagne wale ko

Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?

Student: Samajhdar

Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai ??
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Student: BOYFRIEND.

Hell to hell

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife at home?

After making call he asked how much to pay?

Devil:
Nothing, Hell to hell is Free..!!:-D:-P

Future før u

“Beautiful pictures are devølped frøm negatives in dark room. So if any time u see darkness in ur life, it means ALLAH is develøping a beautiful future før u…….!

LAZY RULES

LAZY RULES in our lives:

* the further away the remote is, the more u like whats already on TV

* if u spill water, it wil eventually dry

* dont charge ur phone till it says 5% remaining!

* screw Terms and Conditions & just click ACCEPT

* if its not on the first search page on Google, it doesnt exist

* if an object is 5 ft away, it becomes unnecessary

* if u r late, dont go

* if u drop ice cube, just kick it under fridge..:P

Mitti k khilonon se

Mohabbat kar sakty ho to Rab se karo

“Faraz”

Mitti k khilonon se kabhi wafa nahi milti.

The Poor Little Kids

I hated school.
Even to this day,
when I see a school bus
its just depressing to me.
The poor little kids.

Urdu Adult Sms Jokes 2012

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
:Me sick, no work:
“Boss SMS back”
:When I am sick I kiss my wife try it:
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss
:Me ok, ur wife very sweet

Urdu Adult Sms Jokes

Meri zindagi kisi aur ki, mere naam ka koi aur hai – Muzaffar Warsi

meri zindagi kisi aur ki, mere naam ka koi aur hai
mera aks hai sar-e-aina, pase aaina koi aur hai
meri dhadakanon mein hai chap si, ye judai bhi hai milap si
mujhe kya pata, mere dil bata, mere sath kya koi aur hai
na gae dinon ko khabar meri, na sharik-e-hal nazar teri
tere des men, mere bhes men, koi aur tha koi aur hai
wo meri taraf nigaran rahe, mera dhyan jane kahan rahe
meri aankh mein kai suraten, mujhe chahata koi aur hai

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Muzaffar Warsi

kabhi Ghuroor

Mat krna kabhi ghuroor apne Aap par aye

” INSAN””

na jane khuda ne kitne terey jesey bna bna k mita diye.

A Lot Of People

A lot of people work out to be skinny.
That is so boring,
and it seems like a depressing goal for a modern woman.

Hindi shayari khoobsurat

khubsoorat hain woh lub
jo pyari batein kartey hain
khubsoorat hai woh muskurahat
jo doosron ke chehron per bhi muskan saja de
khubsoorat hai woh dil
jo kisi ke dard ko samjhey
jo kisi ke dard mein tadpey
khubsoorat hain woh jazbat
jo kisi ka ehsaas karein
khubsoorat hai woh ehsaas
jo kisi ke dard ke me dawa baney
khubsoorat hain woh batein
jo kisi ka dil na dukhaein
khubsoorat hain woh ankhein
jin mein pakezgi ho
sharm o haya ho
khubsoorat hain woh ansoo
jo kisi ke dard ko
mehsoos kerke beh jae
khubsoorat hain woh Hath
jo kisi ko mushkil
waqat mein tham lein
khubsoorat hain woh kadam
jo kisi ki madad ke liye
aagey badhein !!!!!
khubsoorat hai woh soch
jo kisi ke liye acha sochey
khubsoorat hai woh insan
jis ko KHUDA ne ye
khubsoorati ada ki.

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Rapidal Me Andamona

Rapidal Me Andamona Yakha Shpa Wa,
Ma Che Kralo Didanoona Yakha Shpa Wa.

Che Me Kala Da Ashna Pa Seena Kekhwal,
Lagedal Pe Bad Lasoona Yakha Shpa Wa.

Pa Chaman K Da Bulbalo Chghar Na Wo,
Charta Nast Wo Tit Saroona Yakha Shpa Wa.

Ma da Husan Gulistan pa Janan daao kro,
6 Shendale me pre Golona Yakha Shpa Wa.

Tar Saba Da Janan Stargi Wochi Na Shwe,
Sasidal Tre Baranoona Yakha Shpa Wa,

Za IMDAD Husan parest lamba lamba shom,
Bal pa Zra me oo oroona yakha Spa Wa.

Tamannaon mein ulajhaya gaya hun – Shad Azeemabadi

Tamannaon mein ulajhaya gaya hun
khilaune deke bahalaya gaya hun
hun is kuche mein har zarre se aagah
idhar se muddaton aaya gaya hun
dil-e-muztar se puch ae raunaq-e-bazm
main khud aaya nahi laya gaya hun
savera hai bahut ae shor-e-mahashar
abhi bekar uthavaya gaya hun
lahd mein q na jaun muh chupaye
bhari mahafil se uthavaya gaya hun
kuja main aur kuja ae “shad” duniya
kahan se kis jagah laya gaya hun

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Shad Azeemabadi

Advance Baqara Eid Mubarak

Humari Taraf se

Ap k ghar wlon ko

Aap k Nakon Dadkon ko

Aap k Nankon Dakhon ko

Saray wad waderon ko

Aap k Azeon Reshtedaron ko

har neka wada ko

Har chotay motay ko

sub kakay kaeyon ko

sub gawandeyon ko

sub Chachay Phupiyon

Dadpotray Dadpotriyon ko

Sub meleron phupheron ko

sub Maseon maseron ko

Aap ki majh , katay , katiyon ko

wachi wacheon ko

Aap k kukar kukeriyon ko

Aap ka Chuchy Chucheyon ko

” ADVANCE BAQARA EID MUBARAK ”

Approval is Needed

I am who i am

Your approval is not needed.

May God Send His Love Like Sunshine

May God send his Love like Sunshine
in his warm and gentle ways
to fill every corner of your Heart
and filled your Life with a lot of
Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you EID MUBARAK.

Best urdu poetry sms shayari 2012

Tota tu ho magar abhi bikhra ny faraz
mery badan pay jesy shikaston ka jaal ho

Best urdu poetry sms

Life is da way

Life is da way how u look at it:

“LIVETOGETHER”

Some will read as:
Live Together

Others:
Live To Gather

And the rest will read it as:
Live To Get Her.

Aag Ho To Jalney Main Der Kitne Lagtee Hai

Aag Ho To Jalney Main Der Kitne Lagtee Hai
Barf Key Pighalney Main Der Kitne Lagtee Hai
Chahey Koi Ruk Jaye,Chahey Koi Rah Jaye
Qafloun Ko Chalney Main Der Kitne Lagtee Hai
Chahey Koi Jase Bhee Hamsafar Ho Sadyoun Sey
Rasta Badalney Main Der Kitne Lagtee Hai
Ye To Waqt Key Bass Main Hai Ke Kitne Mohlat Dey
Warna Whakt Dhalney Main Der Kitne Lagtee Hai
Soch Ke Zamenoun Per Rastey Juda Hon To
Dur Ja Nikalney Main Der Kitnee Lagtee Hai
Umer Bhar Ka Bandhan Bhee Pal Bhar Main Tut Jata Hai
Soch Ko Badalney Main Der Kitne Lagtee Hai
Jab Hawa Mukhalif Ho,Mooj Main Samander Ho
Kashteyan Ulatney Main Der Kitnee Lagtee Hai

Dil pe karte hain dimagon pe asar karte hain – Baqar Zaidi

Dil pe karte hain dimagon pe asar karte hain
hum ajab log hain zehanon mein safar karte hain
jab sarape pe kaheen us ke nazar karte hain
mir sahab ke tarah umr basar karte hain
bandishen hum ko kisi hal gavara hi nahi
hum to wo log hain divar ko dar karte hain
waqt ki tez-kharami hamen kya rokegi
janbish-e-kalk se sadiyon ka safar karte hain
naqsh-e-pa apana kaheen rah mein hota hi nahi
sar se karte hain mohim jab koi sar karte hain
ham-nashin khub hai ye mahafil-e-yaran ke yahan
wo saliqa hai ke aibon ko hunar karte hain
kya kahen hal tera ae mutamaddin duniya
janvar bhi nahi karte jo bashar karte hain
hum ko dushman ke bhi taqlif gavara na hui
log ehabab se bhi sarf-e-nazar karte hain
marqadon pe to charagan hai shab-o-roz magar
umr kuch log adheron mein basar karte hain
tazakara mir ka galib ke zaban tak aaya
aitaraf-e-hunar, arbab-e-hunar karte hain

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Baqar Zaidi

Justajoo Rahi Wali Hone Ki

Justajoo Rahi Wali Hone Ki

Aadmi Magar Insaan Na Hua...

For All My Friends

I miss my frnz?
Bcz…
They open their ansr sheet during papr & say”Le chap le jldi wrna latak jyga”..
Apna homwrk kr k copy dety or kehty”kal homwrk kr lena wrna sir clas se nikal dngy”..
Canteen me break k wkt apni plate mjhy dete hue khty”Le kha.Apne pese qabar me lejana”..
Jb lrai hoti to dusri desk pe bthty or gaty”Dost dost na rha pyar pyar na rha”..
Last day ankhon me nami or hoton pe sawal”Tu mjhy bhol to nhi jyga na”..
Miss u my frndz . . . . . .

Four Things in your Life

Never Break Four Things In Your Life:

Trust
Promise
Relation
And Heart

Because When They Break They Do not Make Noise

But Pain A Lot…!!

Bathroom Singer

Boy: Tum Gaana Bahot Achchha Gaati Ho

Girl: Thanks But I m Just Bathroom singer
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Boy: To Bulao Na Kabhi Apne Live Program Me

Jitane Bhi Mausam Diye Sab Num Diye

(Jindagi Ne Jindagibhar Ghum Diye
Jitane Bhi Mausam Diye Sab Num Diye) – 3
(Jab Tadapata Hai Kabhi Apana Koi
Khun Ke Aansu Rula De Bebasi) – 2
Ji Ke Phir Karana Kya Mujhko Aisi Jindagi – 2
Jisane Jakhmon Ko Nahi Marham Diye
Jindagi Ne Jindagibhar Ghum Diye
Jitane Bhi Mausam Diye Sab Num Diye
Jindagi Ne Jindagibhar Ghum Diye

(Apane Bhi Pesh Aaye Hamase Ajnabee
Waqt Ki Saajish Koi Samajha Nahi) – 2
Beiraada Kuchh Khataaye Hamase Ho Gayi
Raah Mein Patthar Meri Har Dam Diye
Jindagi Ne Jindagibhar Ghum Diye
Jitane Bhi Mausam Diye Sab Num Diye
Jindagi Ne Jindagibhar Ghum Diye
(Ik Mukkamal Kashamkash Hai Jindagi
Usane Hamase Ki Kabhi Na Dosti) – 2
Jab Mili Mujhko Aansu Ke Woh Tophe De Gayi
Has Sake Hum Aise Mauke Kam Diye – 2
Jindagi Ne Jindagibhar Ghum Diye
Jitane Bhi Mausam Diye Sab Num Diye
Jindagi Ne Jindagibhar Ghum Diye

Chahaton Ki Taiz Baarish Mein

Kabhi Hum Bheegte Hain Chahaton Ki Taiz Baarish Mein
Kabhi Barson Nahin Milte Kisi Halki Se Ranjish Mein

Tumhi Mein Dewtaon Ki Khu Boo Nahin Thi Warna
Kami Koi Nahin Thi Mere Andaaz-E-Parastish Mein

Ye Pehle Soch Lo Phir Aur Bhi Tanha Na Hojana
Usey Chhoone Ki Khuwahish Mein Usey Paane Ki Koshish Mein

Buhat Se Zakham Hain Dil Mein Magar Aik Zakham Aisa Hai
Jo Jal Uthta Hai Raaton Mein Jo Lo Deta Hai Baarish Mein

Baharon ko chaman yad aa gaya hai – Rifat Sultan

Baharon ko chaman yad aa gaya hai
mujhe wo gulbadan yad aa gaya hai

lachakati shakh ne jab sar uthaya
kisi ka bankpan yad aa gaya hai

meri khamoshiyon par hansane valo
mujh wo kamsukhan yad aa gaya hai

tumhen mil kar ke ae yazadanparasto
gurur-e-aharaman yad aa gaya hai

teri surat ko jab dekha hai main ne
uruj-e-fikr-o-fan yad aa gaya hai

kisi ka khubasurat sher sun kar
tera lutf-e-sukhan yad aa gaya hai

mile wo ajanabi ban kar to ‘rifat’
zamane ka chalan yad aa gaya hai

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Rifat Sultan

Billl To Pagal Hai

Billl To Pagal Hai…….

Bill Deewana Hai…..

Achhe Bure Softwares Banata Hai Yahi,
Hasata He Yahi, Rulata Hai,
Usme Phir ‘Bugs’ Daalta Hain Wohi,
Aur Solutions Bhi Nikalta Hai,

Bill To Pagal Hai…….
Bill Deewana Hai…..

Is Bill Ki Baton Mein Jo Aate Hain,
Woto Oolloo Ban Jate Hain,
Software To Dusare Bhi Banate Hain,
Banake Magar Kho Jate Hain,

Hmmm Bill To Pagal Hai…….
Bill Deewana Hai…..

Softwares Ko Main Na Pehchanoonga,
Working Bhi Na Mein Uski Janoonga,
Microsoft Ka Logo Bass Mein Dekhoonga,
Bill Jo Kahega Wohi Manoonga.

Bill To Pagal Hai…….
Bill Deewana Hai…..

Bill Ka Kehna Hum Sab Maane,
Bill Na Kisi Ki Maane,
Uski Strategy Jaan Li Hamne,
Ek Wohi Na Jaane.

Bill To Pagal Hai…….
Bill Deewana Hai…..

Chhoro Ye Bill Sab Kahaniya,
Bugs Ki Hain Sab Nishaniya,
Programmers Ki Sari Pareshaniya,
Is Bill Ki Hain Ye Meherbaniya.

Hmmm Bill To Pagal Hai….
Bill Deewana Hai…..

Arbi Pathan funny Sms

1 Arbi Bathroom me phone pr BAT kr raha tha ,

PATHAN ne Suna to andar jakr ARBi ko boht mara ,

logo ne pucha to bola,

Ye Kameena Bathoroom me TILAWAT ker rah ta..!!!!!

Woh Ek Baat Bohat Talkh Kehi Thi Us Ne

Woh Ek Baat Bohat Talkh Kehi Thi Us Ne,
Baat Toh Yaad Nahi! Yaad Hai Lehja Us Ka….

By:  Ati

Jab Tujhe Yaad Kiya Subah Mehak Uthi

Shaam-E-Firaaq Ab Na Poch, Ayi Or Aa Keh Taal Gyi
Dil Tha Keh Phir Bhaal Gya, Jaan Thi Keh Phir Sumbhal Gyi

Bazm-E-Khayaal Mein Tere Husan Ki Shamma Jaal Gyi
Dard Ka Chand Bujh Gya, Hijar Ki Raat Dhaal Gyi

Jb Tujhy Yaad Kr Liya, Subha Mehaak Mehaak Uthi
Jb Tera Ghaam Jagaa Liya, Raat Machaal Machaal Gyi

Dil Sy Tu Hr Muamla Kr Ky Chaley Thy Saaf Hum
Kehney Mein Unky Saamney, Baat Badaal Badaal Gyi

Akhir-E-Shaab Ky Hamsafar, Faiz Naa Jane Kya Huey
Reeh Gyi Kis Jagah Subaa, Subah Kidhar Nikaal Gyi..!!!

How Much You Know

Lets see hw much u knw ” me” :}

1-she wants the most: money/fame/love
Ans:

2-Does she keep secrets in her heart
Yes/No
Ans:

3-Have crushes
Many/few/none
Ans:

4-In gathering she is:
avoiding/bold/shy
Ans:

5-Does she like sm 1 secretly
Yes/no
Ans:

6-What is
she: (arrogant,flexible,sensitive)
Ans:

7-she deals people wid her
Heart/mind
Ans:

8-she loves (dresses,perfumes,watches)
Ans:

Tu dost kisi ka bhi sitamgar na hua tha – Mirza Ghalib

Tu dost kisi ka bhi sitamgar na hua tha
auron pe hai wo zulm ki mujh par na hua tha
choda mah-e-nakhshab ke tarah dast-e-qaza ne
khurshid hanoz us ke barabar na hua tha
taufiq ba andaz-e-himmat hai azal se
aankhon mein hai wo qatara ki gohar na hua tha
jab tak ke na dekha tha qad-e-yar ka aalam
main motaqid-e-fitana-e-mahashar na hua tha
main sada dil aazurdagi-e-yar se khush hun
yani sabaq-e-shauq mukarrar na hua tha
dariya-e-maasi tunuk abhi se hua khushk
mera sar-e-daman bhi abhi tar na hua tha
jari thi asad dag-e-jigar se mere tahasil
aatashqada jagir-e-samandar na hua tha

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Mirza Ghalib

Aqal Aur khawahish

Janwar me khawahish or Frishtay

me aqal hoti hy Mgr Insan mai dono hoti hain

Agr wo Aqal ko daba ly to Janwar ,

agr Khwahish ko dabaly to Farishta

Hazart ALI (A.S)

Jannat Maangne ki Dua

Jannat maangne ki Dua: Allahumma inni assaluka jannah

Dozakh se duri ki Dua: Allahumma ajjirni minannar

Jitnay log parhen ge, ap ko utna sawab mile ga. DUAON me yaad Rakhain

The Greatest Mistake In Our Relationships

The Greatest Mistake Which We Humans Comit In Our Relationships:
“We Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero And React DOUBLE.”

Richness is not Earning More

Richness is not Earning More,

Spending More or Saving More.

Richness is when you Need No More.

Being satisfied is real Richness

Dayar-e-dil ki raat mein chirag sa jala gaya -Nasir Kazmi

Dayar-e-dil ki raat mein chirag sa jala gaya
mila nahi to kya hua wo shaql to dikha gaya

judaion ki zakhm dard-e-zindagi ne bhar diye
tujhe bhi neend aa gai mujhe bhi sabr aa gaya
ye subah ki safediyan ye dopahar ki zardiyan
ab aaine mein dekhata hun main kahan chala gaya
pukarati hain fursaten kahan gai wo sohabaten
zamin nigal gai unhen ya aasaman kha gaya
wo dosti to khair ab nasib-e-dushmanan hui
wo choti choti ranjishon ka lutf bhi chala gaya
ye kis khushi ki ret par gamon ko neend aa gai
wo lahar kis taraf gai ye main kahan sama gaya
gaye dinon ki lash par pade rahoge kab talak
utho amalkashon utho ki aafatab sar pe aa gaya

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Nasir Kazmi

Marry Her

Dear Boys,

If a girl gives you as many chances as DHONI

had given to RAINA, then MARRY her 😛

Mujhe Chaho

” Humarey Baad Nahi Aaye Ga Usy Chahat Ka Aisa Maza “FARAZ”

Wo Logon Sy Khud Kehta Phirey Ga Mujhe Chaho Uski Tarha…!

Narzgi ki shayari

Aap jo naraz hue, phoolon ne bhi khilna chhod diya,
Sara jahan gulistan hai, mera hi baag patjhad ban gaya

Aap jo naraz hue, suraj ne bhi humse mooh mod liya,
Sara jahan roshan hai, mera hi duniya mein andhera chha gaya

Aap jo naraz hue, badalon ne bhi barasna chhod diya,
Sara jahan samandar hai, ek mein hi pyasa reh gaya

Aap jo naraz hue, koyal ne bhi kookna chhod diya,
Sara Jahan sangeet hai, main hi apne sur bhool gaya

Teri Narazgi Ka Asar Kuch Aisa Hota Hai,
Ankhen Nam Aur Dil Me Dard Hota Hai,
Krte Hai Kisi Se Baat To Lavj Sath Nahi Detey,
Har Waqt Ye Diwana Tumhare Khayal Me Duba Rehta Hai

us se mai.n kuchh paa sakuu.N aisii kahaa.N ummiid thii
Gam bhii vo shaayad baraa-e-meharabaanii de gayaa

sab havaaye.N le gayaa mere sama.ndar kii ko_ii
aur mujh ko ek karatii baadabaanii de gayaa
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Biwi ka rang kala

Sardar ki Biwi ka rang kala tha

Biwi ne Red Colour ki sarhi pehni or Sardar se pucha

Me kesi lag rhi hn

Sardar muskuraty huwy bikul CHRIS GAYLE 😛 😀

Hum raton ko uth uth ke jin ke liye rote hain – Hasrat Jaipuri

hum raton ko uth uth ke jin ke liye rote hain
wo gair ke bahon mein aaram se sote hain
hum ashk judai ke girane hi nahi dete
bechain si palaon mein moti se pirote hain
hota chala aaya hai bedard zamane mein
sachai ke rahon mein kante sabhi boten hain
andaz-e-sitam un ka dekhe to koi “hasrat”
milane ko to milate hain nashtar se chubhote hain

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Hasrat Jaipuri

Setting password for facebook

Girlfriend setting password for her facebook account with boyfriend sitting beside her

She types BRAIN as password

Boyfriend fell down of his chair laughing

y?

Cuz

Facebook replied: TOO SMALL

Kisi Ne Chaha Duniya Ko Chor Ker

Usne Chaha to Chahaton Ki Hadon Se Barh Kr

Kehta tha jo Haath Na Chorna Tufano Se Dar Kr,

Phir Khud Hi tor Diya Wo taulluq Zindagi K Ek Mor Pr,

Aaj Mene Pocha to Kehta Hai Wo Lmha tha Jo Guzar Gaya Kinaron Ko tor Kr,

Khud Hi Ro Para Wo Ek Zindagi K Mor Pr,

Or Keh Gaya tum Kisi Or ka Ho Jao Mujhe BhooL Kr,

Me Hasrat Se Dekhta Raha Use Apne Hathon Ko Jor Kr,

Or Wo Chal Para Meri Wafaon Ko Chour Kr,

Mgr Me Karonga Intezar Un Lmhaat Ko tham Kr,MOHSIN

Kabi to Hoga Usse Bhi Ye Ehsas

Kisi Ne Chaha tha Use Duniya Ko Chour Kr

Muslims are Not terrorist

Muslims are Not terrorist.
Terrorist are Not Muslims.

Roshni Mein Jeeney Waley
Chirago Ko Q Bujhaeinge
…
Jo Murdo Ko nhi Jalatey
Wo zindo Ko Q Jalaeingey

Hanste Huey Aankhon Mein

Hanste Huey, Aankhon Mein Kyun Aa Jaate Hain Ye Aansoo
Yoon Khushi Ko Adhoora Sa Bana Jaate Hain Ye Aansoo
Dard Itna Hai Saha, Khaali Ho Gaya Samandar Ashkon Ka Jaane Kahan Say
Aankhon Mein Bhar Jaate Hain Ye Aansoo
Khush Hoon Main, Koi Shikwa Zamane Say Na Taqdeer Say Meri
Iss Baat Ko Jhoota Kyun Bana Jaate Hain Ye

Bahut Khoobsoorat Ho Tum

Bahut Khoobsoorat Ho Tum
Bahut Khoobsoorat Ho Tum
Agar Main Jo Kehdoon Mohobbat Hai Tumse
Tho Mujhko Khudaara Galat Mat Samajhna
Ke Meri Zaroorat Ho Tum
Bahut Koobsoorat Ho Tum

Ye Chehra Tumhaara Ke Din Hai Sunehra
Aur Uspar Ye Kaali Ghataaon Ka Pehra
Gulaabon Sa Naazuk Mehekta Badan Hai
Ye Lab Hain Tumhaare Ke Khilta Chaman Hai

Bikheron Na Zulfen, Tho Sharmaayen Baadal
Farishtey Bhi Dekhen Tho Hojaayen Paagal
Wo Pakeeza Moorath Ho Tum
Bahut Khoobsoorat Ho Tum

Hain Phoolon Ki Daali Ye Baahen Tumhaari
Hai Khaamosh Jaadu Nigaahen Tumhaari
Jo kaanten Hon Sab Apni Daaman Mein Bhar Loon
Bichaawoon Main Kaliyon Se Raahen Tumhaari

Nazar Se Zamaane Ki Khudko Bachaana
Kisi Aur Se Dekho Dil Na Lagaana
Ke Meri Amaanath Ho Tum
Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum

Jo Banke Kali Muskuraati Hai Aksar
Shab-e-Hijr Mein Wo Rulaati Hai Aksar
Jo Lamhon Hi Lamhon Mein Duniya Badalde
Jo Shaayar Ko Milti Hai Pehloo Ghazal Se

Chupaana Jo Paawoon Chupaa Hi Na Paawoon
Bhulaana Jo Paawoon Bhulaa Hi Na Paawoon
Wo Pehli Mohabbat Ho Tum
Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum

Agar Main Jo Kehdoon Mohobbat Hai Tumse
Tho Mujhko Khudaara Galat Mat Samajhna
Ke Meri Zaroorat Ho Tum
Bahut Koobsoorat Ho Tum

Itna Bata Sharab Haram Hai Ya

Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon.

Itna Bata Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?

Ammi ka jawab : Sharab Haram he, aur wo Haramzadi.

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True Love Comes Quietly

True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.

If you hear bells,
get your ears checked.

Hamsafar Hamesha Yaado Ki

Hamsafar Hamesha Yaado Ki Parchai Hoti Hai,
Yaadien Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai Kabhi Ek Lamhe Ki Haseen Dastan Hoti Hai,
Toh Kabhi Nazar Bankar Aansu Mein Pirothi Hai,
Kadwi Ho Ya Methi Dil Ke Kisi Kone Mein Rehti Hai,
Kabhi Kashish Hoti Hai Toh Kabhi Chuban Hoti Hai
Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai

Ramzan Breaking News

Breaking news:

C.M Balochistan Nawab Raisani ne murghay ki azan per roza khol liya…

Wo kehtay hain
azan azan hoti hai chahay murgha de ya molvi….

Armaan Tamaam Umer K Seene Me Dafan Hain

Armaan Tamaam Umer K Seene Me Dafan Hain

Hum Chalte Phirte Log Mazaaron Se Kam Nahi...

Mere Marne Par Sab Khush Hon Gey - Dard Poetry

Mere Marne Par Sab Khush Hon Gey ‘Faraz’,
Bas Ek Tanhai Rooye Gi Ke Mera Humsafar Chala Gaya….

Tujh Ko Pane Ki Aarzu Karna

Tujh Ko Pane Ki Aarzu Karna

Aandhiyon Me Diya Jalana Tha...

Jin K Yaar Bichare Hon Un Ka Sukoon

Jin K Yaar Bichare Hon Un Ka Sukoon Se Kya Ta'aluq,

Un Ki Ankhon Me Neend Nahi Sirf Aansu Aya Karte Hain...

Among Those Whom I Like

Among those whom I like or admire,
I can find no common denominator,
but among those whom I love,
I can: all of them make me laugh.

Mat Door Jana Ham Se Kabhi Itna Ke Waqt Ke Faisly Pe Afsoos Ho

Mat Door Jana Ham Se Kabhi Itna Ke Waqt Ke Faisly Pe Afsoos Ho,

Kiya Pata Phir Kabhi Tum Laut Ke Aao Or Ye Jism Mitti Mein Khamosh Ho....

by: Urfa

Koshish K Bawajood Jo Puri Na Ho

Koshish K Bawajood Jo Puri Na Ho Sakein

Tera Naam Bhi Unhi Khawahishon Me Hai ...

Ek bas tu hi nahi mujhase khafa ho baitha

ek bas tu hi nahi mujhase khafa ho baitha
main ne jo sang tarasha wo khuda ho baitha
uth ki manzil hi agar aaye to shayad kuch ho
shauq-e-manzil mein mera aabalapa ho baitha
masalahat chin gai quvvat-e-guftar magar
kuch na kahana hi mera meri sada ho baitha
shukriya ae mere qatil ae masiha mere
zeher jo tune diya tha wo dawa ho baitha
jane ‘shehzad’ ko minjumla-e-ada pakar
huk wo utthi ki jee tan se juda ho baitha

Poet of the poem/ghazal or Nazam: Farhat Shahzad

1 Aadmi ka kadd

1 Aadmi ka kadd 9 ft tha wo 1 Baba k paas gya
or kaha koi hal btayen

BABA: neher k kinary 1 fqerni hy us se shadi ka pucho
agr us ne NAHI kaha to tumhara Qad 1 foot chota ho jaye ga

Admi fqerni k pas gya or kaha mujh se shadi karogi?
Fqerni: nahi

Admi ka Qad 1 ft chota hogya.
socha 8 ft b ziada hy Phir pucha

Fqerni: nahi 1 ft or chota hogya
us ne socha 7 ft thora lamba hy 6 ft ideal hy Phir pucha

Fqeerni: Nahi Nahi Nahi Nahi Nahi

Don’t stop laughing

You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.

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Tere dil ko jo na ehsaas ho paye
To dil ki baaten dil mei tadapne denge
Ek din kisi aur ke ho jayenge
Par apna dil tere liye dhadakne denge

Meethi baaton se nahi hota pyar
Har phool se nahi banta haar
Yun to zindagi mei koi aata he aur jata he
Lekin har koi nahi banta aap jaisa yaar

Kyun teri yaad hame satane aa gayi
Kyun haq chahat ka jatane aa gayi
Bhoolna chahte hain hum jin kasmo ko
Kyun un kasmo ko nibhane aa gayi

Har baat ka jawab nahi hota,
Har ishq ka naam kharab nahi hota,
Yun to jhoom lete he nashe mei peene wale,
Par har nashe ka naam sharab nahi hota

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Dedicated To FASTIANS-NU

Dedicated To FASTIANS:

Ques: Prove that 2/10=2

Other stdnts insist questi0n is “out of slaybus” or inc0rct

but FASTIANS stdnts solve it as bel0w:

2=two
10=ten
two/ten
Now cancelling ‘t’= wo/en
Alphabatical Position:
W=23O=15E=5N=14
Substitutng valuz
w+o=23+15=38 &
e+n=5+14=19
So
wo/en = 38/19 = 2
Hence proved!!
For FASTIANS it d0esnt matter dat what is answer,
they say answer lana kya hai yeh batao.GEO FASTIANS 😉

Allama Iqbal Islamic Poetry # 1

Allama Iqbal Islamic Poetry # 1

Zaban Se Kah Bhi Diya La Ilaha Illah To Kya Hasil
Dil-O-Nigah Musalman Naheen To Kuchh Bhi Naheen

Pak India Match Result Sms

GUD NEWS!!!

India ki Innings Baqi reh gaii hain

PAkistan or India ke match me.

Abhi Abhi news aai hai PESHAWAR mai ye match
khatam ho chuka hai aur pakistan JEET gya hai 😀

Paraishan na hon darasal wo Saudi Arab walon ke sath Daikh rahe they 😛

Dua_E_Subha Ya Allah

Dua_E_Subha
Ya Allah…
Ye Subha Hum Sab K Liye

Hidayat Ka Noor

or Deen_O_Duniya Ki Salamti ka Paigham

Le Kar Aye. Ameeen…

Good Morning..

what I say

“I m only responsible for

what I say..

Not for what u

understand”..!

good morning

Wo Fasana Yaad Aata Hai

Jo Keh Na Sake Wo Fasana Yaad Aata Hai
Guzra Hua Dilkash Jamana Yaad Aata Hai

Jab Husn Se Ishq Takraya The Kabhi
Ghayal Hue The Ek Parwana Yaad Aata Hai

Dil Se Mohabbat Ke Tufaan Uthe The Jab
Aankhon Ka Sapne Sajana Yaad Aata Hai

Kasturi Jaise Din Mehakte The Mere
Raaton Ka Gungunana Yaad Aata Hai

Aankhon Ka Mil Kar Jhuk Jana Nahin Bhula
Hothon Ka Thar_Tharana Yaad Aata Hai

Mera Usko Kankhiyon Se Dekhna Baar Baar
Aur Uska Wo Muskurana Yaad Aata Hai

Kash Main Laut Jaun Bachpan Ki Waadi Main

Kash Main Laut Jaun Bachpan Ki Waadi Main

Na Koi Zarurat Thi Na Koi Zaruri Tha...

mujhe apne barbaad hone ka gham nahi

Yeh dunia ik khwabon ki zameen hai
Yahan sab kuch hai aur kuch bhi nahin hai

Tere chone se pehle wehma tha
mujhe apne barbaad hone ka gham nahi

Ju sochon tu sulag uthti hain saansain
Tera ehsaas kitna aatsheen hai

Jaga don kaise tujh ko apne dil mein
Yahan tu tera gham masnad nasheen hai

Mere chehre pe koi jhuk raha hai
Yeh lamha tu khuda jaisa haseen hai

Respect The Old When

Respect the old when you are
young… Help the weak when you are strong…
Forgive the fault when you are right…
because one day in life you may be….
OLD, WEAK, & WRONG!

larke ko bewakoof bunaya

Bubbli:
Maa aj me ne ek larke ko
Bewakoof bnaya

Anti Misba:
Wo Kese?

Bubbli:
Main ne us ka 500 ka note
Apni sandal me chupa lya
Ur wo 2 ghante meri brazier mei
Dhoondta rha

FROM: Asma Zafar

Adam K Rabb Ko

1 Shakhs Kahin Ja Raha Tha K Shaitan Us K Sath chal para..

Raste Mein Usne Na Fajar Ki Namaz Parhi

Na Zuhr Na Aser Ki Na Maghrib na Eshaa Ki,

Yeh Dekh K Shaitan Bola:

“Mere Aur Tere Raste Ab Se Juda Hain”

Us Admi Ne Waja Puchi To Shaitan Bola:

“Mene Adam Ko Aik Sajda Nahi Kia Tha To Allah Ne Mujh Pe Lanat Bhaiji.

Tune To 34 Sajde Nahi Kiye Wo Bhi Adam K Rabb Ko.

Mujhe Tere Anjam Se Darr Lag raha hai”

plz forward to all muslims

Kachi Umer Me Kal

Kachi umer me kal k dukhon se ajj uljhana theek nahin,
Pehla sawan bhegane walo shad raho abad raho.

And If in Life

There is “lie” in believe
“over” in lover
“end” in friend
“Us” in trust
“ex” in next
and “if” in life.

Yeh Zindagi Tere Sath Ho

Yeh Zindagi tere sath ho,
Yah Arzoo din raat ho…

Main Tere Sung Sung Chalon….
tu har safar main mere Sath ho…

Main Kaanton par bhi Chal Paron…
Tere Pyar ki Jub Barsaat hoo…

Chaman me.n rang-e-bahaar utaraa to mai.n ne dekhaa

chaman me.n rang-e-bahaar utaraa to mai.n ne dekhaa
nazar se dil kaa Gubaar utaraa to mai.n ne dekhaa

mai.n niim shab aazamaa ke hasarat ko dekhataa thaa
chaman me.n vo husn zaar utaraa to mai.n ne dekhaa

Khumaar mai thii vo cheharaa kuchh aur lag rahaa thaa
Dam-e-sahar jab Khumaar utaraa to mai.n ne dekhaa

galii ke baahar tamaam ma.nzil badal gaye the
jo saayaa ek kuu-e-yaar utaraa to mai.n ne dekhaa

ik aur dariyaa kaa saamanaa thaa ‘Munir’ mujh ko
mai.n ek dariyaa ke paar utaraa to mai.n ne dekhaa

Poet of the poem/ghazal or Nazam: Munir Niazi

Phulaich Fair Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu

Find latest Phulaich Fair  Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu on shayarionline.com .Celebrate Phulaich Fair  2015 in style though our wonder full poetry and shyari to use on cards. This poetry can also be used as Happy Phulaich Fair  sms greeting.

The Phulaich Fair is held every year in the state of Himachal Pradesh. It is held in the month of September in the Kinnaur district. Although the state of Himachal Pradesh is extremely famous for its fairs and festivals, especially for the spirit of its locals. Phulaich Fair is the best of its kind in Himachal Pradesh.
According to Hindu calendar it is organized in the month of Bhadrapada, which witnesses a sprout of monsoons. The Fair is basically associated with the flower watching festival of Ukhyang in the Kinnaur Valley.

The Phulaich Festival also known as Fulaich Festival is associated with the act of remembering the ones who has passed away. The village comes alive during the festivities of the fair. Colorful stalls and participants from the nearby areas throng the place during the Festival. For tourists or visitors from outside have a proper taste

The Phulaich fair or Fulaich fair is celebrated with great fervor by the locals of the place. The festivities normally start with villagers going on mountain top and collecting Ladra flowers. Villagers also sacrifice animals. The fair is associated with the act of remembering the ones passed away and thus relatives offer wine, rice and food to their dear deceased ones, which are later distributed among the poor. Following this ritual, the village people gather to visit the Dhangaspa family house and show their respect by garlanding the family members. Also, the village people are seen playing drums and blowing bugles to greet the heroic team that climbed the hill top to collect the Ladra flowers.

Happy Phulaich Fair  Mubarak to all of you from shayari Online Team

Lanat bhej raha ho

Exam hall mein Student copy pe apna

Panja bana ra tha.

Duty per teacher bola paper mein to hand ki diagram ka Question nai

Student:

Mein paper banane wale per lanat bhej raha hun

Happy Rainy Day

Enjoy lovely Mosam ‘   ‘   ‘   ‘    ‘
‘  ,  ‘  ,  ‘  , ‘  ,  ‘ __,_____/____ _/     ..;’;’;.,
,l__[]__,l__!   ,,)(,, –
Happy Rainy Day

Viyah ho gya

Sardar: Oye Tera viyah ho gya?

Friend: Aahoo

Sardar: Kuri nal?

Friend: Hor ki mundy nal v hunda a ?

Sardar: Aahoo , Meri pehn da te Mundy nal hoya si 😛

Sirf Ek Tum

Bharosa,
Dua,
Wafa,
Khuwab,
Maan,
Mohabbat,
Kitney Naamon Mei’n Simtey Ho
Sirf Ek Tum…?…

Na Tum Jano Na Hum (Parody)

Kyon Chalti Hai Pawan
Because Of Evoporation

Kyon Jhoome Hai Gagan
Because Of Earth’s Revolution

Kyon Machalta Hai Mann
Because Of Eccessive Respiration

Na Tum Janno Na Hum
But I Just Gave All The Answers !!!!

Kyon Aati Hai Bahar
Because Of Change In Season

Kyon Lutata Hai Kaarar
Becuase Of Mental Tension

Kyon Hota Hai Pyaar
Because Of Fatal Attraction

Na Tum Janno Na Hum
Like I Said These Are All Science
Phenomena

Kyon Gum Hai Har Disha
Because U Have Lost The Sense Of Direction

Kyon Hota Hai Nasha
Because Of Drug Addiction

Kyon Aata Hai Maaza
But Science Gives All The Information

Sabar Kabhi Na Maango

Sabar kabhi na maango
kyoun ke sabar kisi cheez ko kho dene ke baad hasil hota hai,

hamesha sakon maango
kyoun ke sakon hasil karne ke liye kisi cheez ko khona nahin parta.

Smile An Ever Lasting Smile

Smile An Ever Lasting Smile

A Smile Can Bring You Near To Me

Don’t Ever Let Me Find You Gone

‘Cause That Would Bring A Tear To Me

This World Has Lost Its Glory

Let’s Start A Brand New Story

Now My Love You Think That

I Don’t Even Mean A Single Word I Say

It’s Only Words And Words Are All

I Have To Take Your Heart Away

Talk In Ever Lasting Words And

Dedicate Them All To Me

And I Will Give You All My Life

I’m Here If You Should Call To Me

You Think That I Don’t Even Mean A Single Word I Say

It’s Only Words And Words Are All I Have

To Take Your Heart Away It’s Only Words

And Words Are All I Have To Take Your Heart Away