Ghost went for hair cut

A ghost went for haircut

Barber said: Baad mein aao, busy hu

Ghost said something and barber fainted.

Sar rakh kar jaa raha hu, baad mein le jaaonga 😛 😀

Trouble is part of your Life

Trouble is part of your life,
and if you dont share it,
you dont give the person who loves you
enough chance to love you enough……

Wafa ke bhes mein koi raqib-e-shahar bhi hai – Ahmed Faraz

wafa ke bhes mein koi raqib-e-shahar bhi hai
hazar! ke shahar ke qatil tabib-e-shahar bhi hai
wohi sipah-e-sitam khemazan hai charon taraf
jo mere bakht mein tha ab nasib-e-shahar bhi hai
udhar ke aag idhar bhi pahunch na jaye kaheen
hawa bhi tez hai jangal qarib-e-shahar bhi hai
ab us ke hijr mein rote hain us ke ghayal bhi
khabar na thi ke wo zalim habib-e-shahar bhi hai
ye raz nara-e-mansur hi se hum pe khula
ke chub-e-mimbar-e-masjid salib-e-shahar bhi hai
kadi hai jang ke ab ke muqabile pe ‘faraz’
amir-e-shahar bhi hai aur khatib-e-shahar bhi hai

Poet of the Poem/Ghazal or Nazam: Ahmed Faraz

Mujhe Pardes Me Reh Kr Wo, Barabar Yaad Aata

Mujhe Pardes Me Reh Kr Wo, Barabar Yaad Aata Hai

Wo Toota Hi Sahi Lekin Bohat Ghar Yaad Aata Hai

Khuda Ne Kesi Gehrai Teri Ankhon Ko Bakhshi Hai

Me In Ko Dekhta Hun To Samandar Yaad Aata Hai

Karodon Ho K Bhi Tum Log Ghutnay Taik Bethay Ho

Mujhe Wo Teen So Taira Ka Lashkar Yaad Aata Hai...

Jis Ne Is Daur K Insan Kiye Hain Paida

Jis Ne Is Daur K Insan Kiye Hain Paida
Wohi Mera Bhi Khuda Ho Mujhe Manzur Nahi...

Blogger: Waqas Ali

Faith In ALLAH

“If mirror of life gets dirty with fog of problems, wipe it with your faith in ALLAH. You will see the clear reflections of hope once again.”
Stay blessed!

Till Death Do Us Apart

Till death do us apart,
im sayin dis tru from the heart,
love is no piece of art,
neither it is a joke of a fart.

Rang Da Gulab Ba Sa Vi

Rang Da Gulab Ba Sa Vi,
Khwand Da Sharab Ba Sa Vi.

Che De Kukai Ta Gorom,
Speny Spogmay Ta Gorom.

Sta Da Shabab Pa Makhke,
Da Cha Shabab Ba Sa Vi.

Che Sta Khabare Awram,
Laka Sandare Awram.

Sta Da Awaz Pa Makhke,
Tang Da Rabab Ba Sa Vi.

Che De Jamal Ta Goram,
Laka Mashaal Ta Goram.

Sta Da Jalal Pa Makhke,
Rustam Sohrab Ba Sa Vi.

Sta Da Zulfaano Na Zaar,
Da Sro Labano Na Zaar.

Sta Da Khalono Makhke,
Gohar Nayab Ba Sa Vi.

KHIYALA 6 Ta Owenam,
Goya Dunya Owenam,

Sta Da Khaist Pa Makhke,
Khaista Mahtaab Ba Sa Vi.

Shadi Main Dulha K Sath

@MAsTI_GIRL:

Shadi Main Dulha K Sath Barati Kyun Jatay Hain ?

Kyun K Log Kehtay Hain K Kisi K Sukh Main Jao Na Jao

Per Dukh Main ZaroOr Jana Chahye

Dog Dont Marry

why dogs dont marry,

think

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becoz they are already leading a dogs life…

From: zahid hussain (00923125071116)

Ada mein chupi the mohabbat

=*Gazal*= Meri har ek ada mein chupi thi us ke mohabt…

Usne mehsoos na kia ye or baat hay,

Main nay her dam us k he khawab dekhay.

Mujhay tabeer na mili ye or baat hay,

Main nay jab b us say baat karna chahi.

Mujhay alfaaz na milay ye or baat hay

Own True Colours

A PINCHING REMINDER Since shaitan is locked up during RAMADAN,

all what we are now showing, are our, own true colours !!!

Wachan Lia To Aisay Tha, Kabhi Choray Ga Na Humko

Wachan Lia To Aisay Tha, Kabhi Choray Ga Na Humko,

Ab Dekhtey Dekhtey Wachan Ka Naam Hi Baqi Hai...

Wachan: Promise / Vow

by: Ali khan

Valmiki Jayanti Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu

Find latest Valmiki Jayanti Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu on shayarionline.com .Celebrate Winter Festival2015 in style though our wonder full poetry and Shayari to use on cards. This poetry can also be used as Happy Valmiki Jayanti greeting.

Maharishi Valmiki who was a great poet and also known as Adi Kavi means first Poet is a name which as has immense value. He wrote Ramayan. Here use our Valmiki Jayanti sms message which is a small poem.

He got his name “Valmiki” because when immersed in meditation, he allowed himself to be overrun with ants like an anthill. His original name was “Ratnakar”. Many depressed classes in the country trace their lineage to Valmiki. On his birthday he is worshipped and prayed and his portraits are taken out in gay processions through the main bazaars and streets. Kirtans are also held in Valmiki temples.

Happy Valmiki Jayanti Mubarak to all of you from Shayari Online Team

Kismat Per Rona

Kismat ko to pal me badal skta hy Insaan,
Jo Insaan ko badal dy wo kismat nhi hoti,
Apni kismat pe rota hy wohi shakhs
Jisko SAJDE’me rone ki adat nhi hoti.

Mubarak Ho App Ko 2015 Ke Pehli Barsat.

Mosaam Hay Barish K Or Yaad Tumhare Ati Hay

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Barish K Har ik Qatrey Se Awaz Tumhare Ati Hay

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Badal Jub Garajte Hain DiLL Ki Dharkan Barhtee Hay

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Or DiLL Ka Har 1 Dharkan Se Awaz Tumhare Ati Hay

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Jub Teaz Hawayen Chaltee Hain To jann hamaree jAtee Hay

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Mausam Hay Barish Ka Or Yad Tumhari Ati Hay

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Mubarak Ho App Ko 2015 Ke Pehli Barsat.

Block ker diya

Jo kehti the tumen dil main lock ker dia 😛

aaj ussi ne FB per block ker dia 😀

Happy Anniversary

All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!

Ho Jao Mere Tumhe Itna Pyaar Doon Gi

Ho Jao Mere Tumhe Itna Pyaar Doon Gi

Log Taras Jaenge Tere Jesa Naseeb Panay Ko...

Submitted By: Sidra

Resolution Wishes

Its a new day,

I wish

everyone a great day ahead.

Happy Resolution Day..!!

Limping Hearts On A Valiant Battlefied

Limping Hearts On A Valiant Battlefied

They Have Stopped Singing For The Nurses To Mend

For Days Without Joyful Music

Limping Hearts Now Are Wounded And Weak

Their Nation Longs To Hear Their Voices

Instead Has Listened To The Explosions Of Bombs

Limping Hearts Lie Still On Crimson Soil

Awaiting To Inhale The First Jingle Of Noel

Winter Soon To Creep Home

From A Long Journey Through A Deadly Storm

The Bloody War Now Near The End

Amd Those Limping Heart Will Sing Like A Merry Hummingbird

Good Night Sms

( + ‘ * Nights äré, *

‘ + ,thé bést*,+’ timés tö bé péäcéfül..

2äppréciätélifé..tö plän ürtömörröw & tö thänk

GOD 4 ällthé bléssings!

GOOD NIGHT:-

Hum Dozakh-e-Ehsaas Me Jalte Hi Rahenge

Hum Dozakh-e-Ehsaas Me Jalte Hi Rahenge

Ye Fikr Ka Haasil Hai Baseerat Ki Saza Hai...

Shikwa nai kerte

Dard Hota Hai Magar Shikwa Nahi Karte
Kon Kehta Hai Ki Hum Wafa Nahi Karte
Aakhir Kyu Nahi Badlti Taqdeer Ashiqe Ki
Kya Mujhko Chahne Wale Mere Liye Dua Nahi Karte.

Kahe Ga Jhoot Wo Hum Se Tumhari Yaad

Kahe Ga Jhoot Wo Hum Se, Tumhari Yaad Ati Hai

Koi Hai Muntazir Kitna, Ye Lehje Bol Dete Hain...

Is dil kay hathon

Barish-e-sang-e- malamat main sharaboor rahey
Harf aaye naa tujh par, tujh say door rahey

Aatish e qalb bhujaney say kahan bhujtee hay
Dil main khawabeedaa agar yaad kay shurur rahey

Natawaan jism o jaan, dunyaa say woh takar laynaa
Hum essee baat pay had darjaa maghroor rahey

Dard barh jaye to khud aap marham hotaa hay
Suna jo hum nay to phir hum bhee zakhm choor rahey

Hansatey rahtey hain sar e bazm, hay aadat apnee
Hum to woh hain kay dukh uthaa kay bhee masroor rahey

Barh gayee had say sharafat to kuchlay jao gay
Yaad har pal tumhain dunya kaa yeh dastoor rahey

Ghazal main haal jo hum apna bayaan kar baithey
es dil kay hathon bohat majboor rahey

Khaak Dalo Mere Muqaddar Par

Khaak Dalo Mere Muqaddar Par

Mene Pathar Se Dil Lagaya Hai...

Portion of My Life

When i give you my time

I am giving you a portion of my life

that i will never get back

So Please do not make regret it

Aik Chand Tanha Khara Raha - Sad Ghazal

Sad Ghazal

Aik Chand Tanha Khara Raha, Mere Aasman Se Zara Parey
Mere Saath Saath Safar Me Tha, Meri Manzilon Se Zara Parey

Teri Justuju Ke Hassar Se, Tere Khuwab Tere Khayal Se
Mein Wo Shakhs Hun Jo Khara Raha, Teri Chahaton Se Zara Parey

Kabhi Dil Ki Baat Kehi Na Thi, Jo Kehi To Wo Bhi Dabi Dabi
Mere Lafz Poore To The Magar, Teri Sama’ton Se Zara Parey

Tu Chala Gaya Mere Hamsafar, Zara Dekh Murr Ke Tu Ik Nazar
Meri Kashtiyan Hai Jali Hui, Tere Sahiloon Se Zara Parey…!!

May The Magic Of This Eid

May the magic of dis EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid
all ur close friendzzzzzz
& may it fill ur HEART wid love

Lab-e-khamosh se izhar-e-tamanna chahe – Muzaffar Warsi

Lab-e-khamosh se izhar-e-tamanna chahe
baat karne ko bhi tasvir ka lahaja chahe
tu chale sath to aahat bhi na aaye apni
daramiyan hum bhi na ho yun tujhe tanha chahe
zahiri aankhon se kya dekh sakega koi
apne baton pe bhi hum fash hona chahe
jism-poshi ko mile chadar-e-aflak hamen
sar chupane ke liye vusa’at -e-sehara chahe
khwab mein roye to ehasas ho sairabi ka
ret par soyen magar aankh mein dariya chahe
bhent chad jaun na main apne hi khair-o-shar ke
khun-e-dil zabt kare zakhm tamasha chahe
zindagi aankh se ojhal ho magar khatm na ho
ek jahan aur pas-e-parda-e-duniya chahe
aj ka din to chalo kat hi gaya jaise bhi kata
ab khuda-band se khairiyat-e-farda chahe
aise tairak bhi dekhe hain ‘muzaffar’ hum ne
garq hone ke liye bhi jo sahara chahe

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Muzaffar Warsi

Hume Maloom Hai Do Dil

Hume maloom hai do dil judaai sah nahi sakte,
Magar rasme-wafa ye hai ki, ye bhi kah nahi sakte,
Jara kuch der tum un sahilon ki cheekh sun bhar lo,
Jo laharon me to dube hain, magar sang bah nahi sakte…!!!

I Know Love Because Of You

Your words are my food, your breath my wine.
You are everything to me.Love me and the world is mine.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.

Izzat Barha Saktein Hain

Yeh 8 Baatein Kisi Ke Dil Mein Aapki Izzat Barha Saktein Hain:

1) SALAAM Karna.
2) Kisi Ko Jaga Dena.
3) Asal Naam Se Pukaarna.
4) Bilawaja Behes Na Karna.
5) Dosray Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Se Sunna.
6) Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karna.
7) Bina Bolay Rs1000 Ka Balance Share Karna.
8)7th point Pe Ziada Dehaan Dena.

Cute style

Cute style of proposing:

Boy: can I take a photo?

Girl: why?

Boy: just want 2 show my children how beautiful their Mom looked when she was younger…..

Abhi Lamhey Nahi Bikhrey

Abhi Lamhey Nahi Bikhrey
Abhi Mausam Nahi Bichrey
Merey Kamre Ki Thandak Me
Abhi Kuch Dhoop Baqi Hai
Meri Diary Ke Kuch Safhey
Abhi Kuch Keh Nahi Paaye
Merey Aangan Ke Sub Pauday
Abhi Bhi Gungunatey Han
Merey Be Jaan Honton Par
Abhi Muskaan Vesi Hai
Kisi Ke Laut Aane Ka
Abhi Imkaan Baqi Hai
DECEMBER…….!
Baat Boloon Mai,
Agar Tum Maan Jao,
DECEMBER!
Thehr Jao,
Thehr Jao…

Baahir Se To Ronaq Aaj Bhi Wohi

Baahir Se To Ronaq Aaj Bhi Wohi Hai,

Is Ishq Ne Andar Se Jalaaya Hai Bohat Kuch...

Mere Number Par Ghour Karo

Mere Number Par
Ghour Karo K Yay
Wohi Number
Hai Naa?
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Jis Per SMS Karty
Waqat MOUT Parti
Hai. :-

Madhosh Ho Rahi Hai Aaj

Madhosh Ho Rahi Hai Aaj Dheere Dheere Shaam
Oo Honton Pe Hai Ghadi Mere Hai Bas Tera Naam

Kyun Bekaraari Ka Aalam Hai Yeh Puchho Na
Dil Ko Samjhaane Mein Ho Kyun Naakaam

Madhosh Ho Rahi Hai Aaj Dheere Dheere Shaam
Oo Honton Pe Hai Ghadi Mere Hai Bas Tera Naam

Mehaki Huyi Saansein Meri, Khili Khili Baahein Meri
Kahati Hai Jo Kah Na Paau
Ho Aankhon Mein Hi Padhlo Tum, Chaahu Main Kya Mere Sanam

Tumhe Aur Kya Main Bata Du Kehana Jaruri Toh Nahi Hai
Hmm Madhosh Ho Rahi Hai Aaj Dheere Dheere Shaam
Honton Pe Hai Ghadi Mere Hai Bas Tera Naam

Larajte Taraste Hont Tere Maange Mujhe, Mere Pyaar Ki Ek Nishaani
Mere Liye Dil Mein Tere Jaage Hai Jo Armaan Naye, Badali Meri Jindagaani
Kehtaa Hoon Main Aaj Tumse, Baahon Mein Aa Jaao Na
Madhosh Ho Rahi Hai Aaj (Dheere Dheere Shaam)

Independence day wishes, Quotes 14th august Azadi greetings

Every year Pakistani all over the world celebrate their country independence day in special ways. Most of people start 14th august by sending greetings and best wishes to their family and friends. Independence day comes once in a year so every body including children, women, men actively participate in this event. Goverment of pakistan announce public holiday on 14th august so many family also planned to travel beautiful places in pakistan

Below are the beautiful 14th august 2012 azadi and independence day greetings, wishes, and quotes specially design for this event so you people can send this beautiful independence day wishes to your friends and family.

Independence day wishes, Quotes 14th august greetings and Azadi

This is the day,
That Our nation sings
This is the day
That the liberty bell starts to ring
This is the day
We all start to remember
What We stand for
and to celebrate our Independence
We stand up high, as We
All start to cry
As we think about,
All that died
For you, for me, for our whole country
Risking there life
Eaxh and everyday here is a salute
To all that lay …

Happy Independence Day

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Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper – Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya – Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
Happy Independence Day

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CARRIED WITH CARE.

COATED WITH PRIDE.

DIPPED IN LOVE.

FLY IN GLORY.

MOMENTS OF FREEDOM IN SHADE OF JOY.

P R O U D T O B E A PAKISTANI

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For sending above beautiful independent and azadi sms Please visit our Independent day wishes section

Marne ka baad bhi

Marne k baad bhi uski ungliyaan hilti rahi’n
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Aadat Jo thi 8 rupay main 1000 SMS karne ki =P

2 Rules for Married

There Are 2 Rules In Being Married.

Rule #1 : Wife Is Always Right!

Rule #2 : If Your Feeling That Wife Is Wrong..

Smack Yourself And Read #1 Agian.

Tum Ne Dekha Hi Nahi Naqsha - Dard Poetry

Dard 2 Line Poetry

Tum Ne Dekha Hi Nahi Naqsha Meri Tanhai Ka
Ik Qiyamat Hai Jo Har Shab Guzar Jati Hai…!

2 student raat me

2 student raat me padhte huye
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1st: kitne baje hai yaar.. ??
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2nd ne patthar uthakar samne girls hostel me mara..

1 ladki nikli boli: kamino ab to so jao raat ke 2 baj rahe hai…. 😛

Teri Chahat

jissy chaho ehsas e khudai dy do

silsila pyar ka rakho tu ibadat jaisa

hum bhary shehar main tanha tu na thy lakin

phir koi rishta na mila teri chahat jaisa

From: waqas (03214092665)

Ankhoon mein saaf

Ab to shayad he mujhsey muhabbat karey koi,
Meri ankhoon mein tum saaf nazar aatey Ho.

Husband Wife Sms

Wife husband se: Main ghar chor k ja rahi hon.

Husband: jaan choro

Wife: Aap ki ye JAAN kehny ki aadat bhi na… hamesha mjhy rok leti hai !

Itni Muhabbat Dun K Ho Jaye Tu Mera Akhir

Itni Muhabbat Dun K Ho Jaye Tu Mera Akhir

Phir Zamany Ko Tere Liye Tarastaa Dekhun...

Itna sudhar gya

Girl: Cigarette peena chodd do

Boy: Chodd diya

Girl: Beer peena bi chodddo

Boy: Chodd diya

Girl: Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Masjid jana shuru karo

Boy: Theek hai Aaj se roz Masjid jana shuru

Girl: Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge?

Boy: Nahin

Girl: Kyun

Boy: Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achi koi mil jayegi .. 😛 😀

Hath Ki Ungliyon

*ALLAH ka zikr apne hath ki ungliyon me kiya kro.

Q ke jab aap apni Qbar ke andhere me rahoge to ye ungliyan roshni ka kaam krengi*

Subhan Allah.

Tujhy Dhoond Lenay Ka Shoq Ma

Tery Ird-Gird Hain Ghoomty, Meri Zindagi Ke Muamly ….

Tujhy Dhoond Lenay K Shoq Me, Main Ny Apna Aap Ganwa Diya…

Kuch Baat Hai Uski Fitrat Me

Kuch Baat Hai Uski Fitrat Me

Warna Usy Chahne Ki Khata Hum Baar Baar Na Karte...

Faqat Batain Andheron Ki Mehan Qissay Ujaalon Ke

Faqat Batain Andheron Ki Mehan Qissay Ujaalon Ke,
Chiragh-e-Aarzu Lay Kar Na Tum Nikle, Na Hum Nikle…

Aaj Ye Kaisi Udaasi Chahyi Hai

Aaj Ye Kaisi Udaasi Chahyi Hai
Tanhai Ke Badal Se Bheegi Judai Hai
Roya Hai Phir Mera Dil
Jaane Aaj Kiski Yaad Aayi Hai.

Bechain Shaam Ko Udaas Raat Ne Aawaaz Lagayi Hai
Koi Bhooli Hui Baat Phir Yaad Aayi Hai
Dard Uthha Hai Aaj Phir Seene Mein Mere
Jaane Kisne Chott Lagayi Hai.

Apna Samajh Kar Har Khushi Uspe Lutayi Hai
Badle Mein Chaha Pyar Toh Mili Bewafai Hai
Hue Iss Kadar Rusva Hum Ki
Aaj Khud Pe Sharam Aayi Hai.

Uske Intezar Mein Baithi Meri Parchhai Hai
Kuch Sochkar Aaj Phir Aankh Bhar Aayi Hai
Jal Rahi Thi Shama Bade Shaan Se
Jaane Kisne Aakar Bujhayi Hai.

Aaj Wahi Taarikh Lautkar Phir Aayi Hai
Par Wo Nahin Saath Sirf Meri Tanhai Hai
Yahi Sochenge Umr Bhar Ki
Kyon Usne Ki Meri Rusvai Hai.

Roya Hai Phir Mera Dil
Koi Baat Aaj Phir Yaad Aayi Hai.

Choti Choti Chezain

KABI KABI Choti Choti Chezain
B bohat takleef deti hain
YAQEEN NA AYE TO..
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Sui pe beth kar dekhna:

Larky K DiL Ki

Har Larky K DiL Ki Ek hE Khuwaish H0Ti Hai…
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KHUD KiTNA BHi Bara Kameena KY0N Na H0

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LARKi Shareef Chahyee = P = D

Aa Raha Hai Duaaon Ki Qabooliyat Ka Maheena

Aa Raha Hai Duaaon Ki Qabooliyat Ka Maheena

Dekhun Ga Tujhe Parwardigaar Se Mang K...

Bas Aik Khwahish Hai Tujhe Khud Se Ziayada Chahon

Bas Aik Khwahish Hai Tujhe Khud Se Ziayada Chahon,
Mein Rahon Ya Na Rahoon, Tujhe Meri Wafa Yaad Rahe…

Aankhein hain samander

Teri aankhein hain samander mujhe doobne do,
Main jina nahin chahta mujhe mrne do

Tum muskurati ho to chaman mein bahar aa jati hai,
Mujhe ek bar iss manzar ko ghor se dekhne do

Teri aankh se gire ek aansoo ki kasam,
Mujhe iss ansoo ko le kar zindgi bhar rone do,

Sitare jab chand ko dekhte hain to khush hote hain,
Mera chand tu hai mujhe dekh ke khush hone do,

Tu mera na ho saka ho kiya howa (B)
Apni yaadon ko mere sine mein ghar krne do

Mujhe  naam shohrat tijarat kuch nai chahiye
Bus mohabbat mohabbat mohabbat krne do

Written by: Qaiser Rizwan

Teri hi tarah hamen yaad aane vala ho – Karrar Noori

Teri hi tarah hamen yaad aane vala ho
tere siva bhi koi to satane vala ho
har ek subah yahi dil mein huk uthati hai
hamen bhi naz se koi jagane vala ho
wo kis umeed mein ghar mein rahen ki jis ghar mein
na aane vala ho koi na jane vala ho
har ek se nazaren milai hain un ke kuche mein
ki jaise ab koi hum ko bulane vala ho
hai dosto ke liye aaina nazar meri
nazar milaye jo nazaren milane vala ho
ki jaise koi bala mujhape aane vali hai
haras kehta hai koi bachane vala ho

hamare shahar mein kya kya saje-sajaye hain ghar
hamare ghar ko bhi koi sajane vala ho

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Karrar Noori

Meri Yaadon Se Bach Nikley

Meri Yaadon Se Bach Nikley To Waada Hai Mera Tujhse. .

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Main Khud Duniya Se Keh Dunga Kami Meri Wafa Main Thi. . .!!!

Hai Ikhtiyar Me Tere To Mojza Kar De

Hai Ikhtiyar Me Tere To Mojza Kar De

Wo Shakhs Mera Nahi Usy Mera Kar De...

Tarz e wafa

Tarz-E-Wafa ko uski kya naam doon mein Ab

Khud Door Ho gaya hai mujh ko Qareeb kar k

General knowledge test

(General knowledge test)
Q: Duniya mein konsi Makhlooq hai jo insani zuban mein bat krti hai par uski bat ki samjh nhi ati?
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Ans: CHAUDHARY SHUJAAT

Udas jagti aankhon

Udas jagti aankhon k khowab laya hun.

Men pathron me chupa kr gulab laya hun.

Jo ho ske to tanhaiuon me parh lena.

Tumhare waste dil ki kitab laya hun.

Wo ik sawal jo tum ne kabhi nahin poocha.

Saja k palkon pe is ka jawab laya hun.

Tujh ko mujh se nahin meri mohbat se gila ho ga.

Le dekh men khulasa-e-ahbab laya hun.

Dil pe lage zakham to sub mita chuka hun FARAZ

Yeh to rooh ki choton ka hisab laya hun…

Tere Firak Ke Lamhe Shumar Kerte Howe

Tere Firak Ke Lamhe Shumar Kerte Howe
Bekhar Gaye Tera Intazar Kerte Howe

To Main Bhi Khush Hoon Koi Us Say Jake Keh Day
Agar Woh Khush Hai Mujhe Bekarar Kerte Howe

Main Muskarata Howa Ainay Main Ubher Aonga
Woh Roo Paregi Achanak Singhar Kerte Howe

Tumhe Khaber Hi Nahi Koi Toot Gaya
Mohabbaton Ko Bohat Paidar Kerte Howe

Woh Keh Rahi Thi Samander Nahi Hain Ankhain Hain
Main Un Main Doob Gaya Aitebar Kerte Howe

Mujhe Khaber Thi Ke Abh Loot Ker Na Aooga
Tujh Ko Yaad Kiya Der Paar Kerte Howe

Khuwabon mein

Aatay hain khuwabon main khayalon main musalsal

Phir hum se yeh kehtay hain k hum parda nasheen hain

Cos Today Is Your Day

Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!

Morning Have 2 Choices

Every morning u have 2 choices-
Continue ur sleep with dreaming!
OR
Wake up & chase ur dreams!
Choice is urs!
Good Morning!!

Masoom Mohabbat

Masoom Mohabbat Ka Bus Itna Fasana Hai ,

Masoom Mohabbat Ka Bus Itna Fasana Hai

Amma Ghar Se Nikalne Nai Deti Or Mujhe Date Pe Jana Hai,…

Sweet Behaviour

No one is born happy but everyone is born with ability to create happiness

So make every1 Happy by the Flashing of ur Sweet behavior

funny pathan song sms

Once a Pathan was asked

“Khan G appka Favourate Song Kon sa HAi?”

Khan Sahb replied : 

“LARKI KYON , NA JANE KYON

LARKON SI NAHI HOTI”. 

mohabbat mila mila kar | zeher shayari

‎Krna hi tanz hai to hansny ka kya takalluf,

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"JANA"

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Kiun zeher de rhe ho MOHABBAT mila mila kar...??

Tags: mohabbat shayri, zeher shayari, zeher poetry, tanz poetry

Needs a hug

Sometimes all you need is a hug

from the right person and all

your stress will melt away.

Uljhav ka maza bhi teri baat hi mein tha-Aziz Qaisi

uljhav ka maza bhi teri baat hi mein tha
tera javab tere savalat hi mein tha
saya kisi yaqin ka bhi jis par na pad saka
wo ghar bhi shahar-e-dil ke muzafat hi mein tha
ilzam kya hai ye bhi na jana tamam umr
mulzim tamam umr havalat hi mein tha
ab to faqat badan ke muravvat hai daramiyan
tha rabt jan-o-dil ka to shuruat hi mein tha
mujh ko to qatl kar ke manata raha hai jashn
wo zilihaz shakhs meri zat hi mein tha

Poet of  the Poems / Ghazal or Nazam :Aziz Qaisi

Jab bakshne per aye to

BeZubano ko jub wo Zuban deta hy,

Parhne k lie wo QURAN deta hai.

Bakshne pe aata hai jub Ummar ke Gunaahon ko,

Tohfay mein Gunahgaron ko RAMZAN deta Hai.

One Smile Begins A Friendship

One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.
One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal
One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room
One candle wipes out darkness,
One laugh will conquer gloom.
One step must start each journey.
One word must start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits,
One touch can show you care.
One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what’s true,
One life can make a difference,
You see, its up to you!

Garaj baras pyasi dharti par phir pani de maula

garaj baras pyasi dharti par phir pani de maula
chidiyon ko dana, bachon ko gudadhani de maula
do aur do ka jod hamesha char kahan hota hai
soch samajhavalon ko thodi nadani de maula
phir roshan kar zeher ka pyala chamaka nai saliben
jhuthon ke duniya mein sach ko tabani de maula
phir murat se bahar aakar charon or bikhar ja
phir mandir ko koi mira divani de maula
tere hote koi kisi ke jan ka dushman kyon ho
jinevalon ko marane ke aasani de maula

Poet of the poem/ghazal or Nazam:  Nida Fazli

wafa ke bhes mein koi raqib-e-shahar bhi hai – Ahmed Faraz

wafa ke bhes mein koi raqib-e-shahar bhi hai
hazar! ke shahar ke qatil tabib-e-shahar bhi hai
wohi sipah-e-sitam khemazan hai charon taraf
jo mere bakht mein tha ab nasib-e-shahar bhi hai
udhar ke aag idhar bhi pahunch na jaye kaheen
hawa bhi tez hai jangal qarib-e-shahar bhi hai
ab us ke hijr mein rote hain us ke ghayal bhi
khabar na thi ke wo zalim habib-e-shahar bhi hai
ye raz nara-e-mansur hi se hum pe khula
ke chub-e-mimbar-e-masjid salib-e-shahar bhi hai
kadi hai jang ke ab ke muqabile pe ‘faraz’
amir-e-shahar bhi hai aur khatib-e-shahar bhi hai

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Ahmed Faraz

Dukh Dard Ki Saugat Hai Duniya Teri Kya Hai

Dukh Dard Ki Saugat Hai Duniya Teri Kya Hai
Ashkon Se Bhari Rat Hai Duniya Teri Kya Hai

Kuch Log Yahan Nur-E-Sahar Dhundh Rahe Hain
Tarik Si Ik Rat Hai Duniya Teri Kya Hai

Paband-E-Mashiyat Hai Tanaffus Bhi Nazar Bhi
Ik Jaziya-E-Lamhat Hai Duniya Teri Kya Hai

Taqadir Ke Chehare Ki Shikan Dekh Raha Hun
Aina-E-Halat Hai Duniya Teri Kya Hai

If I Could Be Any Part

If i could be any part of U I wud be ur tear,
To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes…
Live on ur cheeks
and
die on ur lips…..

New Year Function in College

Son 2 Dad: Car Ki Chabhi Do, College Me New Year Function Hai
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Dad: Car ?
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Son: 10 Lakh Ki Car Me Jaunga To Rob Padega
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Dad: ye Le 10rs. 48 Lakh Ki Bus Me Ja, Zyada Rob Padega Daddy Rocks

2 rupiye lene the

Girlfriend: Last night I had a dream of you.

Boyfriend (got excited): Maine ­ ­ -kya
kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke

Girlfriend replied: We were traveling in bus,

Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river..

Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.

Boyfriend:-I was searching for you, na..??

Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupiye lene the..:p:D

Aey Paak Watan

Aey Paak Watan

Aey Pak Watan Jab Bhi Tu Ne Pukara
Hum Barh Kar Badal Daingay Burray Waqt Ka Dhara

Niklain Gay Kafan Baandh K Sar Pe Teray Betay
Goonjay Ga Arsh Pe Teray Naam Ka Na’ara

Hum Teri Mohabbat Ki Qasam Khaye Huwaye Hain
Aey Pak Watan Tu Humain Jaan Se Piyara Hai

Yeh Shehar, Yeh Karriye, Yeh Gulistan, Yeh Bahaarain
Jannat Se Fuzoon Tar Teray Sehraa Ka Nizara

Bin Teray Apna Koi Thikana Bhi Nahi Hai
Bin Teray Kahan Dhoondnay Jayengay Sahara

Hai Meray Liye Takhat E Sulemaan Teri Mitti
Hai Mujh Ko Teri Khaak Ka Bhi Sitara

apne ikhlaq Ko Buland

One of the best MSG in my Life!

Tum apne ikhlaq Ko itna Buland Karo k Dosray log

Dekh Kar Kahain”Agar UMMAT aisi hy to in ka NABI kaisa Hoga”..

Subhan Allah.

Ab To Uth Saktaa Nahin Aankhon Se Baar-E-Intizaar

Ab To Uth Saktaa Nahin Aankhon Se Baar-E-Intizaar
Kis Tarah Kaate Koi Lail-O-Nahaar- E-Intizaar
Unkii Ulfat Ka Yaqeen Ho Unke Aane Kii Ummiid
Hon Ye Dono Suuraten Tab Hai Bahaar-E-Intizaar
Merii Aahen Naa-Rasaa, Merii Duaein Naa-Qubuul
Yaa Ilaahii Kya Karo Main Sharmsaar-E- Intizaar
Unke Khat Kii Aarzuu Hai, Unkii Aamad Kaa Khayaal
Kis Qadar Peilaa Hua Hai Kaarobaar-E- Intizaar

Naami Koi Bagair Mushaqqat Nahi

Naami Koi Bagair Mushaqqat Nahi Hua

So Bar Jab Aqeeq Kata Tab Nageen Hua...

Raat ka Tanha Safar Ho

Soch koi raat aisi
Raat mein ho baat aisi
Baat mein barsaat aisi
Jis mein bheege manchala

Raat ka tanha safar ho
Ishq apne zor par ho
Karwatein kuchh hamsafar ho
Aag bin ho tan jala

You Are My Best Friend

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end,
because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

Daughters-in-law are our grandchildren’s mothers

Daughters-in-law are our grandchildren’s mothers.
As such, they carry our fortunes downstream.
Under their guidance, our hopes become others’,
Giving their force to a much larger dream.
How lucky we are to have you for the carer
That nurtures the hearts of our hearts, that they may
Each be a lover, a giver and sharer,
Remaking the world in their image each day.
So do we all, like streams from the mountains,
In time become joined in the souls we have made,
Now mingled forever, eternal companions,
Linked by our love in a bond that won’t fade.
As you in your noontime your work of love do,
We watch from the hillside, grateful for you

Happy New Year Strength

May God continue 2 bless u n your family with divine lite,
love and power that will bring much love,
joy,
peace,
inner strength and overflowing
abundance in your home.
Happy New year!

Treat Me Well Keep Me Clean

Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall

Treat Me Well Keep Me Clean, AND I ll Not Tell Anyone,

What I Have Seen. 😀

Having my Side

As the day gives way to night,

i miss you having by my side,

my heart is singing the song to say,

i have been missing you more than,

words can say,

Happy Good Morning

tu mujy chor jaye mujy manzoor hy

“Tu mujy chor jaye nahi ye manzoor mujhe”

“Mujhe bas tera intizar hoga”

“Teri yadein hamesha mery sath wabsta rahein gi”

“Tu bhool jaye mujhe Lekin meri aankhon me tera chehra yar hoga”
“Teri har khushi me hy khushi meri”

“Is leye mera har zara dua daar hoga”
“Laakh aazma k dekh lo Yousaf,”

“Mere Jitna Na Kisi Ko Tum Se Piyar Hoga”

“Tu mujy chor jaye nahi ye manzoor mujhe”

“Mujhe bas tera intizar hoga”

In Three Words I

In three words I can sum up everything
I have learned about life:
it goes on.

Nigaah-E-Ulfat

Mohsin Say’s,

Biknay Waly Or B Hen Ja Kr Khareed Lo,
Hum Log Qeemat Se Nahi Qismat Se Mila Karty Hen,

Faraz Replied 2 Mohsin,

Agar Chahon
To Ek Nigah Me Khareed Lon Usko,
Jisko Naaz Hy Bohat K Bikta Nahi Hon Me,

SAGAR Replied 2 Faraz,
Bohat Naaz Hy Tujhko Teri Is Nigaah-E-Ulfat Per,
Magar Hum Wo Nahi Pyare Jo Nigahen Chaar Karty Hen

Qadam Ruk Se Gaye Hain Aaj Phool Bikte Dekh Kar

Qadam Ruk Se Gaye Hain Aaj Phool Bikte Dekh Kar

Wo Aksar Mujh Se Kehta Tha Muhabbat Phool Jesi Hai...

Submitted By: Ahmad Maudood

Kal Tak Tha Ehsaas Kisi Ke Hone Ka

Kal Tak Tha Ehsaas Kisi Ke Hone Ka,
Aaj Hai Sirf Dard Us Ko Khone Ka,
Ham Dono Ka Nahi Tha Qasoor Is Mein,
Taqdeer Ka Faisla Tha Juda Hone Ka…

Male Life Partner

A Fact Of Life…

Male Criteria For Life Partner
They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss Universe
&
Work Like

‘Massi’ 😉

Starge Zma Pa Shogiro Stare Shwe

Starge Zma Pa Shogiro Stare Shwe,
Pa Intizaar Sta Da Ratlo Stare Shwe.

Waai Har Chaata Da Zargi Khaloona,
Laka Baran Pa Waredo Stare Shwe.

Yo Zal Takleef Oka Yo So Qadama,
Ma Raza Bia K Pa Ratlo Stare Shwe.

Za Ka Shom Stare Pa Laton Dar Pase,
Ta Hum Ashna Pa Patedo Stare Shwe.

Sa De Pa Meena Ke Mondal Zargia,
Pa Khandedo Pa Jaredo Stare Shwe.

Bewafa Heer Kra Nor Ye Ma Yadawa,
Zargia Khwar She Pa Salgo Stare Shwe.

Zaan De Raswsa Kralo Namrada Eshq Ke,
Nadan Zargia Pa Gilo Stare Shwe.

Da Che Na Mre Ao Na Raghege KHIYALA,
Kharegi Bia Pa Asweloo Stare Shwe.

Haqeeat Se Bohat Door Hai Khawahish MeriHaqeeat Se Boha

Haqeeat Se Bohat Door Hai Khawahish Meri

Phir Bhi Khawahish Hai K Ek Khawab Haqeeqat Hota...

Miss Ap b Qasam Se

1 class ka bacha
apni
Miss se kehta he.
Me
aapko kesa lagta
hon.

Miss so sweet,

Bacha: To phr me
apne
ammi abbu ko aap
k
ghar kb bhejon.

Miss: wo q.

Bacha:Take wo
hamari
baat aage chalaeen,

Miss:ye kya bkwaas
hai.
Bacha:
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Tution parhane k liye.miss ap b na Qasam se.

Khushiyon Ke Falak Ka Sitaara Hai

Tu Meri Khushiyon Ke Falak Ka Sitaara Hai
Tu Yaar Mujhko Jaan Se Bhi Pyara Hai

Tera Karz Hai Mujh Par Main Bhoola Nahin
Tu Aaya Hai Maine Jab Bhi Pukaara Hai

Teri Palkon Pe Aansoo Dekh Main Sakta Nahin
Zamaane Ka Mujhko Har Zulm Gawaara Hai

Mere Lahoo Ka Har Aik Katraa Hai Tumhara
Meri Har Saans Par Ab Haq Tumhara Hai

Ab Main Teri Aankhon Se Khawab Dekhunga
Meri Khoyi Hui Roshni Ka Tu Nazara Hai

Kasam Hai, Tujhko Main Jhukne Nahin Doonga
Maana Ke Mera Dil Har Aik Baazi Haara Hai

Tere Daaman Mein Khushiyon Ki Kashtiyaan Utaarunga
Main Aik Dariyaa Hoon Tu Mera Kinara Hai

Main Rota Hoon Pardon Mein Moonh Chhupaa Kar
Tu Jaan-Ta Hai Mujhko Kin Ghamon Ne Maara Hai

Mere Saare Sapne To Toot Kar Bikhar Gaye
Bas Ab Aik Tu Hi Mere Jeene Ka Sahara Hai

Har Naye Saal Ka Suraj

Jab Bhi Sochoon Tujhe Dard Apna Barha Leta Hoon
Phir Har Naye Saal Ka Suraj Dekh Kar Muskura Leta Hoon

Mah December Ki Sard Raatoon Ke Waadey Yaad Karke
Thorey Thorey Ashk Ankhoon Se Apni Baha Leta Hoon

Kabhi Jo Ankhoon Main Terey Ashk Dekhoon
Khuwab Ban Ke Woh Tamam Ashk Chura Leta Hoon

Yeh Adat To Husn’o Wafa Ke Qayal Jante Hain Mayri
Ke Piyar Miley Jahan Bhi Sir Apna Jhuka Leta Hoon

Jab Bhi Koi Ghazal Terey Naam Likhoon
Batein Likhta Hoon Tamam Magar Tera Naam Chupa Leta Hoon

Na Samjha Tu Ne Mujhe Aur Na Hi Mayri Mohabbat Ko Aey Dost
Naya Saal Mubarak Khush Rehne Ki Tujhe Dua Deta Hoon

Zist aazar hui jati hai – Ahmed Nadeem Qasmi

Zist aazar hui jati hai
sans talavar hui jati hai
jism bekar hua jata hai
ruh bedar hui jati hai
kan se dil mein utarati nahi baat
aur guftar hui jati hai
dhal ke nikali hai haqiqat jab se
kuch purasrar hui jati hai
ab to har zakhm ke munhband kali
lab-e-izahar hui jati hai
phul hi phul hain har simt ‘nadeem’
reh dushvar hui jati hai

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Ahmed Nadeem Qasmi

Nikalna Khald Se Aadam Ka Sunte Aye Hain

Nikalna Khald Se Aadam Ka Sunte Aye Hain Lekin

Bohat Be-Abroo Ho Kr Tere Koochy Se Nikle Hain...

Aye Watan Ke Sajeelay Jawano - Watan Jang Poetry

Urdu War Poetry (Poem)

Aye Watan Ke Sajeelay Jawano,
Mere Naghme Tumhare Liye Hain…!

Sarfaroshi Hai Emaan Tumhara,,
Jurraton Ke Parastar Ho Tum…

Jo Hifazat Karain Sarhadon Ki,
Wo Falak Bos Deewar Ho Tum…

Aye Shujaat Ke Zinda Nishano,
Mere Naghme Tumhare Liye Hain…

Biwiyon, Maaon, Behnon Ki Nazrain,
Tum Ko Dekhain To Yun Jagmagain…

Jese Khamoshiyon Ki Zabani,
De Rahi Hon Wo Tum Ko Dua’an…

Qaum Ke Aye Jarri Paasdano,
Mere Naghme Tumhare Liye Hain…

Tum Pe Jo Kuch Likha Hai Shairoon Ne,
Us Mein Shamil Hai Aawaz Meri…

Ur Ke Pohncho Ke Tum Jis Ufaq Par,
Sath Jaye Gi Parwaaz Meri….

Chand Taroon Ke Aye Raazdanon,
Mere Naghme Tumhare Liye Hain…

Aye Watan Ke Shajeelay - Video by Noor Jahan

Aye Watan Ke Shajeelay Video by Noor Jahan

Date martey hoe

Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue dekh lia

Bap beti se: Tumne Khandan ki izzat pr Daag laga dia

beti Muskurate hue daag to chla jayega

ye waqt phr nai aye ga

Funny urdu sms

Aankhain Shayari – Jadooger Si Aankhain Hain

Saada Se Ik Chehray Per
Kia Jadooger Si Aankhain Hain
Jo Daikhay Un Ka Ho Jaye
Jo Uteray Woh Thah Na Paaye
Kitnay Sapnay Jaag Rahay Hain
Un Palkoon K Saaye Saaye
Shama Sehar Si, Chara Ger Si, Naama Ber Si Aankhain Hain
Anjaani Pehchani Bhi
Apni Aur Baigaani Bhi
Aik Hi Manzer Ka Hissa Hain
Aks Bhi Aur Hairaani Bhi
Sahil Jaisi Lagti Hain Aur Bhenwra Jaisi Aankhain Hain
Saada Se Aik Chehray Per Kia Jadooger Si Aankhain Hain

Mere Dil Ki Wafaon Ka Hosla To Dekho

Mere Dil Ki Wafaon Ka Hosla To Dekho,

Talabgar Us Ka Hai Jis Ko Mera Ehsaas Tak Nahi...

by: Aqib Abbasi

Kabra Per Meri Woh Shama Jalate Rahe

Kabra Per Meri Woh Shama Jalate Rahe,
Mout Per Yuin Hi Woh Dil Behlaate Rahe.

Roundh-Ker Har Khwaiish Meri Panv Tale,
Be-Basi Per Yuin Hi Woh Muskrate Rahe.

Ashquon Ki Thi Tapish Jo Meri Kabra Per,
Un Se Apne Zakhm Hi Sehlate Rahe.

Ye Soch Ker Ki Aakhiri Saya Tha Main,
Woh Toh Sar Per Mout Se Mandrate Rahe.

Ab Kabra Mein Bhi Neend Mujhe Ati Nahin,
Ik Umra Se Kisse Jo Hum Chhupate Rahe.

Bohat Mazboot Hun Lekin

Bohat Mazboot Hun Lekin

Main Phir Bhi Toot Jati Hun...

Ghusy me School

:1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr
Ghusy me School
ja raha tha.

Raste me kisi ne Pocha
Beta Parhty ho?

Bacha: Nai, uniform main teri maa ka Mujra dkhnay ja raha hoon…:-@

Ruton Pe Bas Na Chala Warna Ye Jahaan

Ruton Pe Bas Na Chala Warna Ye Jahaan Wale

Bahaar Baichte, Neelaam Rang-o-Boo Karte...

Bazi e Ishq Kuch Es Tarah Se

Bazi e Ishq Kuch Es Tarah Se Harey Yaroo
Zakham Per Zakham Lagey Dil Pe Humare Yaroo
Koi To Aisa Ho Jo Ghao Per Marham Rakhey
Yuun To Dushman Na Bunno Sare Ke Sare Yaroo
Bazm Main Ser Ko Jhukaye Huye Jo Bethy Hain
In Ko Mat Cheroo Yeh Hain Ishq Ke Marey Yaroo
Jinn Main Hoty Thy Kabhi Meher O Wafa Ke Moti
In Hi Ankhon Main Sittam Ke Hain Sharary Yaroo
Dost Hi Apny Jo Kerny Lageen Nazr E Tofaan
Kaam Nahi Aty Phir Koi Saharey Yaroo
Sang Gheroon Ne Jo Marey To Koi Dukha Na Hua
Mer Gaye Tum Ne Mager Phool Jo Marey Yaroo
Wo Jo Raha Dil Geer Tumhari Khatir
Tum Ne Kya Kya Nahiin Taney Usy Marey Yaroo

R: Is For Red

R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
(((I MISS YOU)))

Morning Is A Good Time

Morning
is a Good Time to
Wish
All the Sweet Sweet people
in my
Life
So open ur eyes well with your
SWEET SMILE
Asalam-o-Alikum

Jeenay ka sahara

Usko ,,,

Baray khuloos se samjhaya thaa

Ye muhabbat

ye chahat

ye rooh

ye jism

ye jaan

Sab kisi ki amanat hain !!

Meray paas…

Dainay ko kuch bhi nahi hai!

Us ne khamoshi se

meray behtay huay ashkon ko

Apni hatheli pe saja liya

Aur ye kehta hua chal diya…

Mujhy meray jeenay ka Sahara mil gaya!!!

“2 Ajnabi dost”
03132174713

From: JinnU Rider

definition of TRUST

Perfect definition of TRUST!!

To give someone the complete authority 2 destroy u,

But at the same time being confident that…

he will nevr do it.

Eid me Din Baki

Js js ne hamen Eid mubarik kehna ho,
wo line me lg jaye (‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>))>))

Aakhri Dum Tak

kab koun kisi ka aakhri dum tak sath deyta ha

yahaan tou log janazey main bhi kandaa badaltey rehtey han

Na Khabar Koi Na Paigham

Na khabar koi na paigham aaya hai,

jo chaha nahi tha wohi anjam aaya hai,

Kia hum ko bhula bethe ho dost,

Aaj na koi DUA na SALAM aaya hy.

Santa bathroom mein

Santa: Kal mai raat ko bathrooom gaya toh andar bhoot tha
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Banta: to phir kya hua ?? :O
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Santa: Hona kya tha mai bhoot sey bola tum kar lo humara to wesey hi nikal gaya hai.. 😛 😀

Bank Logo

A bank was planning to use Sunny Leone legs as the logo for its ATM ?

Just wanted customers to know that they are open 24 hours