biwi chaye

Larka apni Maa se bola
Maa

Mujhe Dukh den
Tention den
Barbad Kr den
Mere Peeche Bhoot Lga den

Ammi Ne Kaha

Kambakht shortcut me Bol na
“BV Chahiye”..:-D

Kaheen umeed si hai dil ke nihankhane mein – Ahmed Mushtaq

Kaheen umeed si hai dil ke nihankhane mein
abhi kuch waqt lagega ise samajhane mein
mausam-e-gul ho ki patajhad ho bala se apni
hum ki shamil hain na khilane mein na murjhane mein
hum se makhfi nahi kuch rahguzar-e-shauq ka hal
hum ne ik umr guzri hai havakhvane mein
hai yun hi ghumate rahane ka maza hi kuch aur
aisi lazzat na pahunchane mein na reh jane mein
naye divanon ko dekhen to khushi hoti hai
hum bhi aise hi the jab aaye the virane mein
mausamon ka koi meharam ho to us se pucho
kitne patajhad abhi baqi hain bahar aane mein

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Ahmed Mushtaq

Baal Khole Hue Guzri Hai Wafa Ki Dulhan

Baal Khole Hue Guzri Hai Wafa Ki Dulhan

Koi Mansoor Kahin Daar Pe Latka Hoga...

Raat Din Ki Tameez Thi

Wohi aahaten dr-o-baam pr,

Wohi rat-jagon k azab hen

Wohi adh-bujhi meri neend hy,

Wohi adh-jaly mere khwab hen

Kbi chaha khud ko sametna to bikhar k

aur b reh gay Hain jo kirchi kirchi

parry hoe mere saamny mere raaz hen

Ye na pooch kaisy basr kiye,

Shab-o-Roze kitny pehr jiye?

Kisy raat din ki tameez thi,

kisy yaad itny hisaab hain…?

kaisa Feel kar

Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai tongue.

Larka aadhi Raat ko

1 larki ne aadhi raat ko

Larkay ko SMS kiya k

Ghar aajao ghar koi nai hai

Maza aayga

Larka chala gya

waqai ghar pe koi nai tha

TALA LAGA THA

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Meri pagal mohabat tmhen yaad aye

Meri pagal mohabat tmhen yaad aye gi
jab chand sitary chamak rahy hon
jab yadoon k phool baras rahy hon
jab deed ko nain taras rahy hon
jab ankhon se ansoo baras rahy hoon
Meri Pagal Mohabat tmhen yaad ayegi
jab tanhai se dil ghabraye gaa
jab tmhen akela pan sataye gaa
jab koi bhi na aye gaa
jab phool kitab main reh jae gaa
Meri Pagal Mohabat tmhen yad ayegi

Naqli note lekar

PATHAN naqli note lekar shop per surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER:is me quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN: gandi parri hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon..

Me Zindagi Ki Sakhawat Pe Kaamp Uthta

Me Zindagi Ki Sakhawat Pe Kaamp Uthta Hun

K Be-Daregh Ye Zalim Luta Rahi Hai Mujhe...

Beautiful Quote by Friend

A Beautiful Quote Said By A Friend…
”I don’t care when you disturb me,
But I get disturb when you don’t disturb me”:-)

kafan shayari

Jane kyu udaas or tanha hai mera kafan,
shayad mere intzaar main hai mera kafan

Tujh se ziada wafa nibha raha hai ,
mere saath dafn ho raha hai mera kafan

Khoob lag raha hai safaidi main surkh rang,
dekh teri hina se jagmaga raha hai mera kafan

Nazar na lag jaye meri laash ko kisi bewafa ki,
tujh se mera chehra chhupa raha hai mera kafan

Har nishani mere wajood ki saath dab jayegi aaj,
mera aakhri nisha bhi mita raha hai mera kafan

Mar kar bhi mere labon pe tera naam na aaye,
dekhk lay mere labon say b wafa nibha raha hai mera kafan

Samait ke mujh ko apni baahon main teri tarha,
tera har ehsaas mujhe dila raha hai mera kafan

Shayad ab kabhi tujh se mulaqat ho ke na ho,
tujh se bohat door mujhe le ja raha hai mera kafan

Mohabbat Ne Har Aashiq Ko Maut Ki Manzil Pahoonchaa Diya,.
Gham Se Jo Anjaan Tha Use Gham-e-Raah Dekhaa Diya,.

Tum Kyun Kafan Liye Ghoom Rahe Ho Dost-e-Jaanasheen,.
Mohabbat Ne To Binaa Kafan Hi Kitno Ko Kabar Mein Sulaa Diya

Na aana usse leke mere janaze mein,,
meri mohabbat ki toheen hogi..
Mein 4 logoon ke kandhe pe hounga,,
Or Meri JAAN paidal Hogi….

rukwa dena mera janaza gali me jab unka ghar aaye,
shayad woh khidki se jhhank le aur dil mera dhadak jaaye

Phool samajhte hain ki chaman badla hai,
Hanste hain sitare ki gagan badla hai,
Koi kabar ki khamoshi se to poocho,
Lash wahi hai, kafan badla hai..

Shaam bhi udas hogi raat bhi udas hogi,
Kafan me lipti meri laash hogi…
Ae dafna ke janewalon unse keh do,
Qabar me bhi unki yadein mere saath hogi..

Pyaar hi na karna tha,
toh dil lagaya kyun,
chehre se itni nafrat thi,
toh kafan hataya kyun

TUM JO AA JAATE TO KAAM BAN JAATAA
KISSAA-E-GHUM TAMAAM HO JAATAA
DHAK DETE JO TUM DAAMAN APNA
KAFAN KA INTEZAAM HO JAATAA

Koi dikha ke roye,
Koi chhupa ke roye,
Hamein rulane wale hamein rulake roye,
Marne ka maza to tab hai yaron
Jab kaatil bhi zanaaje par aake roye

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Lottery lagi toh tum kya karogi

Husband: Agar mujhe lottery lagi toh tum kya karogi…?

Wife: Aadhe paise le kar Hamesha keliye may ke chali jaungi

Main bhi khush aur aap bhi khush
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Husband: 20 Rs. ki lagi hai… ye le 10 aur nikal

Jashne Azadi Mubarak

They Join hands in Hands

Brave Pakistanis all

By uniting v stand
by dividing v fall

Jashne Azadi Mubarak

Allah Bless our country.

Yaad Ka Deep

Apni ankhon k sabi ashk baha kar sona

Tum meri yaad ka har deep bujha kar sona

Ek sitara bhi mery khayal ka baqi na rahy

Chandni shab k nishanaat mita kar sona

Drr lgta hay neend hi kaheen cheen na lay

Tera her roz meray khwab mein aa kar sona

Baad mey log gira dain to koyi baat nahi

Har tarf payar ki dewaar utha kar sona

Subeh hoty hi teray shehr se jana hay mujhay

Aaj ki raat zara mujhko mana kar sona….

Submit By: Muhammad Younus (03337723144)

Celebrate NATURE DAY

Celebrate NATURE DAY.

Apke khayal se meri NATURE Apko kesi lagti hy??

EGO
ZIDDI
ROMANTIC
ANGRY
HAPPY
SHY
SAD
INNCOENT
LOVELY
CARING

Plz reply Must

Duniya mein kon kon na yak bar ho gaya – Khwaja Mir Dard

Duniya mein kon kon na yak bar ho gaya
par muh phir is tarf na kiya us ne jo gaya
phirati hai meri khak saba dar-ba-dar liye
aye chashm-e-ashkabar ye kya tujh ko ho gaya
aagah is jahan mein nahiin gair be khudan
jaga wahi idhar se jo mund aankh so gaya
tufan-e-noah ne to dubai zamin faqat
main nang-e-khalq sari khudai dubo gaya
baraham kaheen na ho gul-o-bulbul ke aashati
darta hun aj bag mein wo tund khu gaya
waiz kise darawe hai yom-ulhisab se
giriyan mera to nama-e-amal dho gaya
phulenge is zaban mein bhi gulzar-e-marafat
yan main zamin-e-sher mein ye tukhm bo gaya
aaya na aitadal par haragiz mazaj-e-dahar
main garche garm-o-sard-e-zamana samo gaya
aye “dard” jis ke aankh khuli is jahan mein
shabanam ke tarah jan ko apni wo ro gaya

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Khwaja Mir Dard

Hum Jese Log

Karam karo sitam karo hum gila nhai kare.
Khazan main phol kabi khela nhai kare.
Khak main mela do lekan etna yad rakho.
Hum jese log dobara mela nhai karte.

Tum Ne Chup Reh Kar Sitam Aur Bhi Dhaya

Tum Ne Chup Reh Kar Sitam Aur Bhi Dhaya Mujh Par

Tum Se Ache Hain Mere Haal Pe Hansne Wale...

Samajh Kar Kaanch Ka Tukra Tarasha Mujh Ko

Samajh Kar Kaanch Ka Tukra Tarasha Mujh Ko Duniya Ney,

Bana Phir Bhi Nahi Kangan Teri Nazuk Kalayee Ka....

AURTO KA AITEMAD ARIEL

PAKISTAN BHR KI AURTO KA AITEMAD ARIEL

Mere husbnd ko khane ki bilkul tameez ni
Janwaro ki tara khana, phr hath b shirt se saaf kr lena.
Unki 1 hi shirt ha Me roz dho k soti thi
1 dn unke dost ne un pr paan ki peek phenk di.
Pehle to mene unko mara.
Phr mere Abu ne ARIEL ka kaha.
Ab me ARIEL unki pocket me hi daal deti hun
Jaha daag lage wahi beth k dho lete hen.
Muje ab apne husbnd itne pasnd hen k me kisi aur k bare me sochna pasnd b nhi karungi.

Mujh Se Naraaz Na Hua Karo - Sad Love Poetry

Tum Beshak Le Lo Jaan Meri,

Be-chain Rakho Din Raat Mujhe,

Tarsaya Kro Tarpaya Karo,

Chahe Milne Bhi Na Aaya Karo,

Aur Waady Bhi Na Nibhaya Karo,

Chahe Qaid Rakho Tum Khuwabo'n Main,

Din Raat Rakho Azaabo'n Main,

Meri Aankho'n Ko Purnam Kr Do,

Aur Zindagi Pekar-e-Gham Kar Do,

Lekin Meri Dukhti Rag Na Chua Karo,

Mujh Se Naraaz Na Hua Karo....!!

Tabeer sey mehrom

Tabeer sey mehrom meray khawab bohat thay,

Sada si kahani thi magar baab bohat thay.

Gale laga ki jo sunate the dil ki aahon ko

gale laga ki jo sunate the dil ki aahon ko
taras raha hun unhin ki hasin bahon ko
qadam qadam pe wo aankhen bicha bicha dena
zarur yaad to hoga tumhari rahon ko
duhai hai teri ae rahazan duhai hai
ki aj lut liya rahabar ne rahon ko
mile na phir tere daman mein daag un ki ‘shamim’
sharab-e-nab se dhoya hai jin ki aahon ko

Poet of the poem/ghazal or Nazam: Shamim Jaipuri

Relation are like a glass

Relation are like a glass,

A scratch on one side will reflect on other side too.

Always handle feelings with care,

Because scratches can not be removed

Wisaal-E-Manzil-O-Gaam

Sunaa Hai Ho Bhii Chukaa Hai Firaq-E-Zulmat-E-Nuur
Sunaa Hai Ho Bhii Chukaa Hai Wisaal-E-Manzil-O-Gaam

Badal Chukaa Hai Bahut Ahl-E-Dard Kaa Dastuur
Nishaat-E-Wasl Halaal-O-Azaab-E-Hijr-E-Haraam

Jigar Kii Aag, Nazar Kii Umang, Dil Kii Jalan
Kisii Pe Chaaraa-E-Hijraan Kaa Kuchh Asar Hii Nahiin

Kahaan Se Aaii Nigaar-E-Sabaa, Kidhar Ko Gaii
Abhii Chiraag-E-Sar-E-Rah Ko Kuchh Khabar Hii Nahiin

Abhii Garaani-E-Shab Mein Kamii Nahiin Aaii
Najaat-E-Diida-O-Dil Kii Gharii Nahiin Aaii

Chale Chalo K Wo Manzil Abhii Nahiin Aaii

Love Is The Reason

Love is the reason
why you got that smile on your face,

but there is no guarantee
that it wont come with tears.

Tum Aag Lagana Seekh Gaye

Takhreeb-E-Muhabat Asaan Hai Tameer-E-Muhabat Mushkil Hai

Tum Aag Lagana Seekh Gaye Tum Aag Bujhana Kia Jano

Tum Door Kharry Dekha Hi Kiye Ar Dobney Waly Doob Gaye

Sahil Hi Ko Tum Manzil Samjhy Tum Dard-E-Darya Kia Jano

Kab Dard Barha Kab Hook Uthi Kab Ashak Baha Q Aaah Khichi

Tum Gum Ho Baharon Mein Apni Tum Gham Ka Fasana Kia Jano

Tum Dard-E-Muhabat Kia Samjho Tum Dil Ka Tarpna Kia Jano

Aur Tum Roth Gaye Jab Jab Ham Sy Ham Tum Ko Mnaa Hi Lety Thy

Aik Baar Jo Agar Ham Roth Gaye Tum Ham Ko Manana Kia Jano

Takhreeb-E-Muhabat Asaan Hai Tameer-E-Muhabat Mushkil Hai

Tum Aag Lagana Seekh Gaye Tum Aag Bujhana Kia Jano..!!!!

Dil Hamara Toro Ge To Khud Bhi Toot Jaoge

Dil Hamara Toro Ge To Khud Bhi Toot Jaoge

Zinda Hum Na Rahe To Mar Tum Bhi Jaoge

Ye iltaja Hai Basa Lo Humain Ankhon Me

Sanwar Hum Bhi Jaenge Saj Tum Bhi Jaoge

Mujhe Chorne Ka Irada Kabhi Na Karna Warna

Toot Hum Bhi Jaenge Bikhar Tum Bhi Jaoge...

Shola Hun Bharakne Ki Guzarish Nahi Karta

Shola Hun Bharakne Ki Guzarish Nahi Karta

Haq Muh Se Nikal Jata Hai Koshish Nahi Karta...

Mohabat Ka Nasha

Sharab ka nasha bhi hota hai

or

mohabat ka bhi nasha hota hai

lekin

furq sirf itna hai k

sharab ka nasha sula deta hai

or

muhabat ka nasha rula deta hai

Jigri Dost ki 3 Nishanian

Jigri Dost ki 3 Nishanian:

1- Kabi begherat fone nhi kry ga

2- Kameny ko kam kaho gy tu foran kahy ga, Ho jaye ga.. per ek din ka kam 10 din tak latka dy ga.

3- ZALEEL Larkiyon ko Poetry or humain….pathano sardaro waly msg kary ga
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Hans mat
Tu bhi jigri dost hai

Faraz Naughty Sms

Tum kitne shauq se hathon me AINA pakar kar “FARAZ”
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“APNE” sar me JU’WEN talash kar rhe ho:-)

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Love has never been about the genes

Love has never been about the genes,
But about beauty, and unforgiving grace.
The wolf that suckled Romulus and Remus
Had nothing in her heart but wrenching joy.
Oh, yes, of course, love also is a means,
Serving the survival of the race.
But more, it is a longing that redeems us,
An end itself no ending can destroy.

And so it is with mothers who love children
Not of their flesh, but of their nurturing.
The origin fades, the years of love remain
Vivid in the background of a life.

For Rome, the wolf will always be its kindred,
Ancestor who took fate’s offering
And made it hers through sacrifice and pain,
The legacy that would her long days light.

Baghawt ho jate hai

Kisi Pathr Numa DIL Pr B Dastk Ho Hi Jati Hai

K Hasrt Jag Jaye to Karamt Ho Hi Jati Hai

Kisi anjan Chehre Se Kisi Purlutf Lamhe me

Jo Karna Na B Chaho To MOHABAT Ho Hi Jati Hai

Kisi Khamosh Chehre Se Muslsl ashk Behne Pr

Chupana B Agr Chaho WAzaht Ho Hi Jati Hai

Kisi K Dur Jane Pr Umiden Toot Jane Se

Wafa Me Rog Milne Ki ShiKayt Ho Hi Jati Hai

Ye Tm ne B Suna Hoga Zmana Aise Kehta Hai

K Jb B Ishq Hota Hai Bghawt Ho Hi Jati Hai.

Whats The Matter

Santa: Whats the matter, today you are getting a lot of I love you messages.
Banta: Bhaji, I am not that lucky. Today I brought my wifes mobile!

Choza Sherni Se

Choza,sherni se: Drling

I LOVE U

Sherni:Abay single pasli,tu nay apni jan,body,height dekhi hai?

Choza:Sab choro
JAN-E-MAN,sir
Confidence dekho

Submit By: Umer (03006662430)

Acha waqt Guzarna

Sab se acha waqt guzarna hai to prho

“La-ilaha-ilallah-Muhammadur-Rasul-Allah ”

jisko bhi snd kroge wo lazmi parhega. Aur sawab Apko b milega.

Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke

Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me
Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
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Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko To Zaroor
Bataungi,
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Kameeni Kehti Thi Koi Kutta Hi Hoga Jo
Tujhse
Pyaar Karega…
Hahahahahahahahaha

Devil sits in corner

When womens talk to eachother, the devil sits in the corner quietly and
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Not Only Learns 😛 but

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Notes Banata Hai Notes 😉 😛 😀

Ishq To Khud Hee Ho Jaata Hai

Ishq To Khud Hee Ho Jaata Hai…
Dil Bhi Apna Kho Jaata Hai…
Jab Aisa Ho Jaata Hai…
To Dil Bekaraar Ho Jaata Hai

Kyun Hota Hain Humko Pyaar…
Mujhko Nahi Pata Yaar

Itna Zaroor Pata Hai Mujhko…
Ek Din Ye Bhi Hoga Tumko

Jab Hoga Tumko Pyaar…
Hawa Mein Udoge Tum Bhi Yaar…
Khush Rahoge Hardam Tum…
Pyaar Karoge Pyaar Se Tum

Aaj Tumne Jisko Dekha Hai…
Shayad Who Hee Tumhara Apna Hai…
Abhi Chalega Pata Nahi…
Intezaar Mein Rahna Har Ghar

Happy Forever

“If you wait for happy moments,
you will wait forever.”

“But if you start believing that you are happy,
you will be happy forever.”

Dont Take Life Too Seriously

Dont Take Life too Seriously.
Always Find Time to Smile.
Smile dont add Years to Ur Life But add More LIFE to Ur Years.
~Keep smiling

Ibadat Shayari

Ibadat-E-Yaar Ko Aiya Hun Main Kafar Nahi
Kaise Keh Dun Tera Ghar Khuda Ka Ghar Nahi

Phir Kiyon Wo Saye Ki Tarha Mere Saath Hai,
Zamana Keh Raha Hai Wo Tera Hamsafar Nahi

Din Raat Tere Khayalon Main Khoia Rehta Hun,
Kab Huie Sehar Kab Dhali Shaam Khabar Nahi

Jeeney Ki Umeed

Mujhe jeeney ki umeed dobara dy do
Meri doobti kashti ko kinara dy do

Main dard ke sahil pe tanha khara hoon
Phir aa kar apni baahon ka sahara dy do

Tera daaman to bhara hai sitaron se
Mujhe sadqey mein ek sitara dy do

Mere angan mein aaj andhera hai bohat
Meri dehleez ko phir apna nazara dy do

Chand lamhey tujhe dekhney ki hasrat hai bas
Kab maine kaha ke waqt apna sara dy do

Dekh to sahi tere dar pe aaya hoon main
Mujhe phir koi tasalli koi ishara dy do

From: Shabi_Rana (0333-9781720)

Winners never Quit

Victory is not the property of brilliants.

It is the crown for those who bow themselves in front of HARD WORK.
Remember! Winners never Quit and Quitters never win.

Submitted By: Mujtaba Hasan (+923137576224)

Mere chahto ka wajood

Toot sa gaya Meri Chahato Ka Wajod…

Aab k0i acha Bhe Lage t0w Hum Izhar nahe Karty…

Two Powerful Energies

Patience and silence are two powerful energies.

Patience makes you mentally strong and silence makes you emotionally strong.

Have a nice day

Dastoor e chahat

Ye Shikwa Be-Waja Hai,Ye To Dastoor-e-Chahat hai,
K Jo Mehboob Hota Hai, Zraa Maghroor Hota Hai

Deewana Maat Kaho

Achcha Lagta Hai
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Mujhe Ab Nind Ki Talaash Nahi..

Raton Tak Jaagna Achcha Lagta Hai

Mujhe Nahi Malum TUM Mari Kismat Me Ho Ya Nahi..

Magar Khuda Se Use Mangna Achcha Lagta Hai

Use Pyar Karna Sahi Hai Ya Nahi…

Par Us Aehsas Me Jina Achcha Lagta Hai

Fir Kabhi Ham Tumhare Sath Honge Bhi Ya Nahi…

Par Yaa Khuab Dekhna Achcha Lagta Hai

Pata Nahi Mujhe Haq Hai bhi Ya Nahi….

Par Uski Parwa Karna Mujhe Achcha Lagta Hai

Wo Mera He Ya Nahi..

Par Use Apna Kehna Achcha Lagta Hai

Bas Ab Yahi Achcha Lagta He

Apna To Ye Sochker Waqt

Apna To Ye Sochker Waqt Guzer Zata Hai
Kyu Dur Jane Ke Liye Koi Karib Aata Hai.

Wo Jane Kaise Apne Dilse Mujhe Bhula Baitha
Mai Ger Bhulna Chahu To Bhula Bhi Yaad Aata Hai.

Tab Nikherti Hai Kahin Jindagi Ki Asli Surat
Ashq Jab Aapke Daman Pe Bikher Jata Hai.

Tadap Tadap Ke Tujhe Taumra Yaad Karta Rahun
Kuchh Aur De Na Jakhm To Bher Jata Hai.

Yun To Mai Khud Bhi Tujhper Tabajjoh Nahi Deta
Mera Jehen Hai Ke Her Bar Udher Jata Hai.

Beshaq Bahar Sooni Sooni Si Lagti Hai
Bul Bul Ke Chale Jane Se Kya Bagh Ujad Jata Hai.

Tanhaiyoun K Dard Se

Tanhaiyoun K Dard Se Khoob Waqif Tha Wo Faraz
Phir Bhi Dunia Main Mujhe Tanha Banaya Usne..

Peetay The Jis Ke Saath Woh Saaqi Bara Haseen Tha

Peetay The Jis Ke Saath Woh Saaqi Bara Haseen Tha,,,

Aadi Bana Ke Zalim Ne Ma'eKhana Badal Liyaa....!!

“Allah Sab ko RIZQ de ga”
Ye Uska Wada hai,
per sab ko BAKHSHNE ka WADA usne nahi kya!
Phir ham log Rizq men shaq Or
Maghfirat men yaqeen Kioon rakhte hen.

Haqiqi Mohabbat

Haqiqi Mohabbat

1 Mohabbat mein dil chahata hai k mehboob se batein kare.
(NAMAZ)

2 Mohabbat mein dil chahata hai k mehboob k liay khana peena chor de.
(ROZA)

3 Mohabbat mein dil chahata hai k mehboob pe apna maal luta de.
(ZAKAT)

4 Mohabbat mein dil chahata hai k mehboob k ghar k chakar lgaey.
(HAJJ)

5 Mohabbat mein dil chahata hai k mehboob pe apni jaan qurban kar de.
(SHAHADAT)

Pak hai Wo Zaat jo mohabbat k Laaiq hai.

Subhan ALLah,aim gee,

Wishing You A Happy Christmas

Wishing You a Happy Christmas
and to hope the New Year too.
Will be a very prosperous
Healthy and Happy Time for you..!!

You are The One 4 Me

You’re The One 4 Me
You’re The Clear One That I See
My Love To U Is Greater Than Life
And Sharper Than A Knife

There Is Nothing More I Can Do
More That To Love You

You Entered My Heart & I Locked U
The Day U Entered My Heart
Is The Day My Life Chose To Start
This Love Is More Than True

It’s Always Meant To Be With U
If U Changed Your Life To Another Way & Deep In My Heart You’ll Never Ever Get Away
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You’re The One Always In My Mind You’re The 1 Hard To Find
You’re The 1 That’s Rare
You’re The 1 That Seems To Me Always Fair

Sad Poetry Sms in Hindi

Sad Hindi Poetry on Dardey Ishq

Bichrey To Dardey Ishq Ka Chara Na Kar Sake
Yoon Tarqe Aashiqi Bhi Gawara Na Kar Sake

Verna Vo Intezaar Me Sadiyaa Guzartey
Hum Hi Chale To Unko Ishara Na Kar Sake

Jo Aatishi Parasti They Vo Bhi Na Jaane Kyon
Apne Hi Ghar Me Aag Gawaraa Na Kar Sake

Usko Agar Thi Shehar Ki Gar Rounaqke Agar
Tanhaiyon Se Hum Bhi Kinara Na Kar Sake

Kuch Is Tarah Se Usne Bikhera Hume Yahan
Hum Aur Zindagi Me Bharosa Na Kar Sake

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naughty cricket commentator – adult sms

How does a cricket  comentator explain a girl  without clothes?

No cover , No extra cover , silly points , 2 fine legs.

A deep gali & some little grass on da pitch

Faraz Cheeni Sms

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Submit By: fahad (03052125043)

Allah ki rah mai

Jb tk tm apni pasandidah cheez se Allah ki rah mai kharach na kro ge, hargaz bhalai na pao ge,or tm jo kharch krte ho Allah taalh ba-khubi janta hai.
(Al-Imran 92)

Treasure Hunt For A Girlfriend

Send ur girlfriend on a treasure hunt. Start wid a clue at home,
dan send her on a tour of ur favorite spots all over town. Wen
she gets 2 da last hint, da prize shuld b u on 1 knee.

Pagl khany me

Pagl khany me sb Pagl dance kr rhe thy 1 pagl khamosh betha tha
Doctr ne socha ye pagal thek ho gya hy
Doc:tm khamosh Q bethy ho?
Pagl:bewaquf main ‘Dulhan’ hon

Gharoor kaha jata hai

Khaak Mutthi Mai Liye Qabar Ki Yeh Sochta Hun

Insan Jo MARTA Hai Tou Gharoor Kahan Jata Hai

By Allama Iqbal

Soorat or Seerat Main farq

SOORAT OR SEERAT Main Sb Se Bara Farq Ye Hai K

SOORAT DHOKA Deti Hai Jb K SEERAT PEHCHAN Krwati He.

Hazrat ALI(A.S)

Hum Haseen Hone Ka Dawa Tu Nahi Karte

Hum Haseen Hone Ka Dawa Tu Nahi Karte Wasi Magr

Jise Aankh Bhar Kar Dekh Len Uljhan Me Dal Dete Hain...

Raat bhar ke tanhai se

Kab Do Ge Nijaat Humein RaatBhar Ki Tanhai Se,

Ae ISHQ Maaf Bhi Kar, Meri Umar Hi Kya Hai…….!!!

saf zahir hai nigahon se ki hum marate hain – Akhtar Ansari

magasaf zahir hai nigahon se ki hum marate hain
muh se kahate huye ye baat r darate hain
ek tasvir-e-muhabbat hai javani goya
jis mein rangon ke ivaz khunn-e-jigar bharate hain

isharat-e-rafta ne ja kar na kiya yaad hamen
isharat-e-rafta ko hum yaad kiya karte hain

aasman se kabhi dekhi na gai apni khushi
ab ye halat hain ki hum hanste hue darate hain
sher kahate ho bahut khub tum “akhtar” lekin
ache shayar ye suna hai ki jawan marate hain
 

Poet of the / Ghazal or Nazam :Akhtar Ansari

Usay khoya

1 Dost ne dosry dost se dosti khatam kardi..

2nd Dost udaas nahi tha..

kisi ne wajah poochi k tum udaas Q nahi ho?

To 2nd dost ne kaha k
Mene usay khoya jis ne kabhi mujhe nahi chaha..

Lekin

Us ne

Usay khoya jis ne usay har waqt chaha..
RESPECT YOUR
FRIENDS..

Musafir Buna Liya

Nikle the is aas pe k

kisi ko apna buna lenge

Ek khuwahish ne umar bhr

ka musafir buna dia…

Teachers day poems in hindi

A teacher is like Spring,
Who nurtures new green sprouts,
Encourages and leads them,
Whenever they have doubts.

A teacher is like Summer,
Whose sunny temperament
Makes studying a pleasure,
Preventing discontent.

A teacher is like Fall,
With methods crisp and clear,
Lessons of bright colors
And a happy atmosphere.

A teacher is like Winter,
While it’s snowing hard outside,
Keeping students comfortable,
As a warm and helpful guide.

Teacher, you do all these things,
With a pleasant attitude;
You’re a teacher for all seasons,
And you have my gratitude!

Guru ka mahetv kabhi hoga na kum,
Bhale kar le kitni bhi unnati hum,
Waise to hai internet pe har prakaar ka gyaan,
Par ache bure ki nahi hai use pehchaan .

Nahin hain shabd kaise karoon dhanyavaad,
Bas chahiye har pal aap sabka aashirvaad,
Hoon jahan aaj mai usme hain bada yogdaan,
Aap sabka jinhone diya mujhe itna gyaan.

 Aapne banaya hai mujhe is yogya,
Ki praapt karoon mai apna lakshya,
Diya hai har samay aapne sahaara ,
Jab bhi laga mujhe ki mai haara.

Par main hoon kitna matlabi,
Yaad kiya na maine aapko kabhi,
Aaj karta hoon dil se aap sab ka sammaan,
Aap sab ko hai mera shat shat pranaam.

Share with us more Teachers day poems in hindi .in comments section below.

Life Tips before Tension Kills you

Life Tips.!
Kill the tension before tension kills U
Live ur life before Life leaves u.!
(AND MOST IMPORTANT)
Turn to ALLAH before u Return to ALLAH….

Likh Nai Sakta

Qalam Se Likh Nahi Sakta,

Pareshan Dil Ke Afsaanay

Hamary Saath Jo Hota Hai,

Bs Acha Nahi Hota

Kisi Ki Aankh Se Sapne Chura Kar Kuch Nahi Milta

Kisi Ki Aankh Se Sapne Chura Kar Kuch Nahi Milta

Mundairon Se Charaghon Ko Bujha Kar Kuch Nahi Milta

Sakoon Un Ko Nahi Milta Kabhi Pardes Ja Kar Bhi

Jinhe Apne Watan Se Dil Laga Kar Kuch Nahi Milta

Na Jane Kon Se Jazbe Ki Yoon Taskeen Karta Hoon

Bazaahar To Tumhare Khat Jala Kar Kuch Nahi Milta

Usy Main Pyar Karta Hoon To Mujh Ko Chain Aata Hai

Wo Kehta Hai Usy Mujh Ko Sataa Kar Kuch Nahi Milta

Mujhe Aksar Sitaaron Se Yehi Awaaz Aati Hai

Kisi K Hijar Me Neendain Ganwaa Kar Kuch Nahi Milta

Jigar Ho Jaye Ga Chalni Ye Aankhain Khoon Roengi

Wasi Befaiz Logon Se Nibha Kar Kuch Nahi Milta...

12 Rabi ul awal

12 Rabi ul awal
25/1/13
2+5+1+1+3=12
Rabiulawal mubarak.

Papa ne Kaha

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha,

Dekh dekh, pados ki ladki ko dekh wo tumhare sath hi padhti hai.
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boy Dekh dekh kya dekh? usi ko dekh ke to fail hua hun

Height of Disturbance

Height of Disturbance

boy=Pen hai?

Girl=Nhi hai.

Boy=Pen hai?

Girl=Bola na nhi hai:-x

boy again=pen hai?pen,pen?

Girl=kaha na nhi hai,ab agar pucha to hathoray sy sar tor dnge:-@

boy=hathora hai’

girl=nhi

boy=acha to pen hai pen??

Meri Mohabbat Ki Bas Itni Si Kahani Hai

Meri Mohabbat Ki Bas Itni Si Kahani Hai
Dard Main Doobi Hui Yeh Zindagani Hai
Rista Hai Zakhm Ban Ke Aankh Ka Aansu
Rooh Par Jafaaon Ki Gehri Nishaani Hai
Saansen Hain Lekin Dhadkanen Nahin Hain
Lahu Thama Sa Hai, Na Koi Ravaani Hai
Kho Diya Jisne Umar Bhar Ka Sukoon
Muskurati Hai Phir Bhi, Ladki Deewani Hai !!

Bara Shoq Tha Unhe Mera Ashiyana Dekhne

Bara Shoq Tha Unhe Mera Ashiyana Dekhne Ka

Jab Dekhi Meri Ghareebi To Rasta Badal Lia...

Silwatein Hain Mere Chehre Pe To Hairat Kiun

Silwatein Hain Mere Chehre Pe To Hairat Kiun Hai

Zindagi Ne Mujhe Kuch Tum Se Ziada Pehna...

girl was thirsty -funny sms

A girl was thirsty.

She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her

She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao

JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?

The Sweetest Sentence By A Girl

The sweetest sentence by
a girl for her boy….
*i m jealous of the people who
ever hugged you
Because…
For a moment they hold my
world…… (^.^)

Khulta Kisi Pe Kion Mere Dil Ka Maamla - Sad Poetry

Khulta Kisi Pe Kion Mere Dil Ka Maamla,
Sheroon Ke Intekhaab Ne Ruswa Kia Mujhe…

Jab Tum Loat Aao

Jab TUM loat aao to saddiyon ki Umr lanaa.

K TERY sath mujhko Mukhtasir nahi rehnaa…..!!

Gud nyt

Akhiyan Wich Aa Ke

Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!

You Are A DONKEY

You are a DONKEY

D 4 decent
O 4 outclass
N 4 nice
K 4 kind
E 4 excelent
Y 4 young

Jal Jao Khamoshi Se Kari Dhoop Main

Jal Jao Khamoshi Se Kari Dhoop Main Lekin

Apno Se Kabhi Saya-e-Deewar Na Maango...

Galti Se Pichli Seat Pe Beth Gayi Thi

wife : Ghar nahi aa sakti..
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..
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After 1hour,
SHe calls back : Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi.

Chupake chupake rat din aansu bahana yad hai

chupake chupake rat din aansu bahana yad hai
hum ko ab tak aashiqi ka wo zamana yad hai

bahazaran iztirab-o-sad-hazaran ishtiyaq
tujhase wo pahale pahal dil ka lagana yad hai

tujhase milate hi wo bebak ho jana mera
aur tera daton mein wo ungali dabana yad hai

khinch lena wo mera parde ka kona daffatan
aur dupatte se tera wo munh chupana yad hai

jan kar sota tujhe wo qasa-e-pabosi mera
aur tera thukra ke sar wo muskurana yad hai

tujh ko jab tanha kabhi pana to azrahe-lihaz
hal-e-dil baton hi baton mein jatana yad hai

jab siva mere tumhara koi divana na tha
sach kaho kya tum ko bhi wo karkhana yad hai

gair ke nazaron se bachakar sab ke marzi ke khilaf
wo tera chori chipe raton ko aana yad hai

aa gaya gar vasl ke shab bhi kaheen zikr-e-firaq
wo tera ro ro ke mujhako bhi rulana yad hai

do-pahar ke dhup mein mere bulane ke liye
wo tera kothe pe nange paon aana yad hai

dekhana mujhako jo bargashta to sau sau naz se
jab mana lena to phir khud ruth jana yad hai

chori chori hum se tum aa kar mile the jis jagah
muddaten guzarin par ab tak wo thikana yad hai

berukhi ke sath sunana dard-e-dil ke dastan
aur tera hathon mein wo kangan ghumana yad hai

vaqt-e-rukhsat alvida ka lafz kahane ke liye
wo tere sukhe labon ka thar-tharana yad hai

bavajud-e-idda-e-ittaqa ‘hasrat’ mujhe
aj tak ahad-e-havas ka ye fasana yad hai

Poet of the poem/ghazal or Nazam: Hasrat Mohani

Us Ki Aankhon Ka Pighalta Kajal

Us Ki Aankhon Ka Pighalta Kajal

Mere Shikway Baha Gaya Sary...

Exam ki Rat

Exam ki rat ko student ne toss kia

Head aya to

Sona ha

Tail aya to

Film dhake gy

khara rha to

Ganey sunygy

Or agr hawa me rha to

qasm se puri rat parhyngay:p:

Laa Tere Pairon Me Marham Laga Dun

Laa Tere Pairon Me Marham Laga Dun

Mere Dil Ko Thokar Marne Se Tujhe Chot To Aai Hogi...

Do you Love me

Ek bikhari ek ladki ko prapose karta hai

Do you love

Ladki: sakal dekhi hai apnee Isse accha toh main mar jaungi.
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Bikhari: kamini mar jayegi Par kisi gareeb ke kaam nahi ayegi

lolz :P:P

Sweet Sa Dost

SWEET sa mosam dekh kr apne

SWEET se friend ki

SWEET si yad i to socha k

SWEET sa SMS kar du ta k hamari SWEET se

friendship mein thori

SWEETNESS or bhar jaye

FROM: Anil Albert

Kale Raat D Syahi Utte

Kale Raat d Syahi Utte,
Chand di gwahi utte,
Soch de kore kagaj te,
Ik akhar Main ban java,
Tu bhule ta teri marji,
Main bhula ta mar java

Badalate waqt ka ik silsila sa lagata hai – Manzar Bhopali

Badalate waqt ka ik silsila sa lagata hai
ke jab bhi dekho use dusara-sa lagata hai

tumhara husn kisi aadmi ka husn nahi
kisi buzurg ke sachi dua sa lagata hai

teri nigah ko tamiz rang-o-nur kahan
mujhe to khun bhi rang-e-hina sa lagata hai

damag-o-dil hon agar mutmain to chaon hai dhup
thapeda lu ka bhi thandi hawa sa lagata hai

wo chat pe aa gaya betab ho ke aakhir
khuda bhi aj sharik-e-dua sa lagata hai

tumhara hath jo aaya hai hath mai mere
ab aitabar ka mausam hara-sa lagata hai

nikal ke dekho kabhi nafaraton ke pinjare se
tamam shahar ka “manzar” khula sa lagata hai

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Manzar Bhopali

Sexy Girl

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.

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Sham kero begharato MULK de halat vekho te apne jazbat vekho… !!!

Aankhen mujhe talvon se wo malane nahi dete – Akbar Allahabadi

aankhen mujhe talvon se wo malane nahi dete
arman mere dil ka nikalne nahi dete
khatir se teri yaad ko talane nahi dete
sach hai ki hamin dil ko sanbhalane nahi dete
kis naz se kahate hain wo jhunjhala ke shab-e-vasl
tum to hamen karavat bhi badalne nahi dete
paravanon ne fanus ko dekha to ye bole
kyon hum ko jalate ho ki jalne nahi dete
hairan hun kis tarah karun arz-e-tamanna
dushman ko to pahalu se wo talane nahi dete
dil wo hai ki fariyad se labrez hai har waqt
hum wo hain ki kuch muh se nikalne nahi dete
garmi-e-mohabbat mein wo hai aah se mane’
pankha nafas-e-sard ka jhalane nahi dete

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Akbar Allahabadi

Is Liye Toot Ke Rooya Hun Mein Aksar Mohsin

Is Liye Toot Ke Rooya Hun Mein Aksar ‘Mohsin’,
Kuch To Dil Khool Ke Jeene Ka Qareena Aaye…

A Sardar Was Running With His Pregnant Wife

A sardar was running with his pregnant wife,
who was about to deliver,
when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,

Pernam singh replied, assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

Larkon ko dost banana

“Lakhon ko dost banana koi bari baat nai

Bari baat ye hai k asia Dost banao jo tumhara

Saath us waqt de jab larkon tumahre Dushman ho

Unhe Be Khush Rakhna

Khush Hoon Ajj Unki Yaadon Ko Yaad Kar Ke

Aye Khuda….

Unhein Bhi Khush Rakhna Jinhe Kabhi Meri Khushi Pyari Thi.!

Sirf ashk-o-tabassum mein ulajhe rahe – Ehsaan Danish

Sirf ashk-o-tabassum mein ulajhe rahe
hum ne dekha nahi zindagi ke taraf
raat dhalate jab unaka khayal aa gaya
tik-tiki bandh gai chandani ke taraf
kon sa jurm hai,kya sitam ho gaya
aankh agar uth gai, aap hi ke taraf
jane wo multafit hon kidhar bazm mein
aansuon ke taraf ya hansi ke taraf

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Ehsaan Danish

Teacher Sardar Sa

Teacher: jo shakhs sun na skta ho us ko english me kya kehte hain?
Sardar: kaafi souchne k bd
” onu jo marzi ky lo oney kera sunna ay”

One Smile Begins A Friendship

One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.
One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal
One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room
One candle wipes out darkness,
One laugh will conquer gloom.
One step must start each journey.
One word must start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits,
One touch can show you care.
One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what’s true,
One life can make a difference,
You see, its up to you!

Ishq lamahadud jab tak rahanuma hota nahi – Jigar Moradabadi

Ishq lamahadud jab tak rahanuma hota nahi
zindagi se zindagi ka haq ada hota nahi
is se bad kar dost koi dusara hota nahi
sab juda ho jayen lekin gham juda hota nahi
bekaran hota nahi be-inteha hota nahi
qatara jab tak bad ke qulzam aashna hota nahi
zindagi ik hadasa hai aur aisa hadasa
maut se bhi khatm jis ka silasila hota nahi
dard se mamur hoti ja rahi hai qayanat
ik dil-e-insan magar dard aashna hota nahi
is maqam-e-qurb tak ab ishq pahuncha hai jahan
dida-o-dil ka bhi aksar vasta hota nahi
ALLAH ALLAH ye kamal-e-irtabat-e-husn-o-ishq
fasale hon lakh dil se dil juda hota nahi
waqt aata hai ik aisa bhi sar-e-bazm-e-jamal
samane hote hain wo aur samana hota nahi
kya qayamat hai ke is daur-e-taraqqi mein “jigar”
aadmi se aadmi ka haq ada hota nahi

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Jigar Moradabadi

Hazar gardish-e-sham-o-sahar se guzaren hain – Sufi Ghulam Mustafa

hazar gardish-e-sham-o-sahar se guzaren hain
wo qafile jo teri rahguzar se guzaren hain
abhi havas ko mayyassar nahi dilon ka gudaz
abhi ye log muqam-e-nazar se guzaren hain
har ek naqsh pe tha tere naqsh-e-pa ka guman
qadam qadam pe teri rahguzar se guzaren hain
na jane kon si manzil pe ja ke ruk jayen
nazar ke qafile divar-o-dar se guzaren hain
kuch aur phail gain dard ke kathin rahen
gam-e-firaq ke mare jidhar se guzaren hain
jahan surur mayyassar tha jam-o-mai ke bagair
wo maikade bhi hamari nazar se guzaren hain
 
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Sufi Ghulam Mustafa Tabassum

Tumhain Maloom Hai Ham Ne

Tumhain Maloom Hai Ham Ne
Kisi K Hijar Main Ye Zindagi Kaise Guzari Hai

Har Ik Khusboo Ki Aahat Per
Guman Us Ka Guzarta Hai
Har Ek Saat Pe Dil Aankhon Main Aaker Beth Jata Hai
Kai Pehlo Badalti Khuwahishain Hathon Ko Phelaie
Duain Mangti Aur Hanpti
Dil Se Guzarti Hain

Magar Jo Hijar Lahaq Hai
Wo Jism-O-Jan Ki Deewarain Girata Hai
Umeedo Beem Ki Aankhon Se
Beenai K Sab Manzaroon Ko Khak Karta Aur Mitata Hai

So Ham Bhi Khak Hain
Aur Khak Ki Qismat Main Likha Gia Hai

Be-Aman Rehna
Noshi Gilani

1 Pathan Cinema Mai Film Dekh Raha Tha

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

Tumhare khat mein naya ik salam kis ka tha – DaaG Dehlvi

Tumhare khat mein naya ik salam kis ka tha
na tha raqib to aakhir wo naam kis ka tha
wo qatl kar ke har kisi se puchate hain
ye kam kis ne kiya hai ye kam kis ka tha
wafa karenge nibhayenge baat manenge
tumhen bhi yaad hai kuch ye kalam kis ka tha
raha na dil mein wo be-dard aur dard raha
muqim kon hua hai maqam kis ka tha
na puch-pach thi kisi ke na aav-bhagat
tumhari bazm mein kal ehatamam kis ka tha
hamare khat ke to purze kiye padha bhi nahi
sun jo tum ne ba-dil wo payam kis ka tha
inhin sifat se hota hai aadmi mashahur
jo lutf aap hi karte to naam kis ka tha
guzar gaya wo zamana kahen to kis se kahen
khayal mere dil ko subah-o-sham kis ka tha
har ek se kahate hain kya “dag” bevafa nikala
ye puche in se koi wo gulam kis ka tha

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : DaaG Dehlvi

Sukoon Ki Kami Mehsus

Jab Tum Sukoon Ki Kami Mehsus Karo To Apne Rab K Huzoor Tauba Karo,

Q k insan k Gunaah he hen jo Dil Ko Bechain Rakhte Hen

Khamosh Zindagi Ko Basar Kar Rahe Hain

Khamosh Zindagi Ko Basar Kar Rahe Hain Hum

Gehray Samandar Me Safar Kar Rahe Hain Hum...

nafs dia lekn

Allah Tala ne janwr ko nafs dia lekn aqal nai di

Frishto ko aqal di lekin nafs nai dia

Jb k insan ko aqal b di or nafs b

Ab agr insan aqal se kam le kr nafs pr qabo pa le to wo farishto se afzal hai

Or agr wo aqal ko chor k nafs ka ghulam bn jae to janwr se bdtar ho jata hy!

Shåhkaår Ki Tåkmeel

Be-Rabt Si Tehreer Ibaarat Nahi Höti

Hathön Ki Lakirön Main Tö Kismät Nähi Höti

Säjdày Mäin Dikhäwä Hö Tö Såjdå Nähi Hötä

Gärdån K Jhukåny Så Ebädät Nähi Høti

Wø Shåhks Muhåbät Se Håmeshå Ràhå Mehròm

Aurun K Lye Jis Men Muhåbàt Nåhi Høti

Chåhråy Kå Singhår Kàbhi Kåäm Nå Ayå

Seeråt K Binå Køi B Suråt Nåhi Hòti

Shåhkaår Ki Tåkmeel Men Shåmil Nå Hø Agår Fikår

Tåsveer To Bån Jåti Hå Muråt Nåhi Høti..

Khaak pr aksar

Beth jaata hoon Khaak pr aksar..!!!
Apni Auqaat Achi Lagti hai..!!!

Urdu Maa poetry 2012 wishes

Meri pyar ki list mein hai sirf tumhara naam
Selection ki bhi list mein hai sirf tumhara naam
Tum hi meri maa aur meri dost ho
Mera pyaar hamesha tumhare saath ho.

Phir Yoon Hua K Sath Tera Chorna Para

Phir Yoon Hua K Sath Tera Chorna Para

Saabit Hua K Laazim-O-Malzoom Kuch Nahi...

Mita De Apni Hasti Ko Ager Kuch Martaba Chaiye - Inspirational

“Mita De Apni Hasti Ko Ager Kuch Martaba Chaiye,
Ke Dana Khak Mein Mil Kar Gul-e-Guraz Banta Hai…”

“Muqaddar Jin Ke Unche Aur Aala Bakht Hote Hain,
Zindagi Mein Unhi Ke Imtehan Bhi Sakht Hote Hain….”

Kia Naraz hy Bacha

Peer BaBa Arz Karty hain…

Dil hy sacha aur dimaag hy kacha Wah wah.
Dil hy sacha aur dimaag hy kacha.

Tery msgs nahi aa rahy hain Kia naraz hy bacha..?

Hath uthe hain magar lab pe dua koi nahi – Ahmed Faraz

hath uthe hain magar lab pe dua koi nahi
ke ibadat bhi wo jis ke jaza koi nahi
ye bhi waqt aana tha ab to gosh har aavaz hai
aur mere barbad-e-dil mein sada koi nahi
aa ke ab taslim kar lain tu nahi to main sahi
kon manega ke hum mein bevafa koi nahi
waqt ne wo khak udai hai ke dil ke dasht se
qafile guzri hain phir bhi naqsh-e-pa koi nahi
khud ko yun mahasur kar baitha hun apni zat mein
manzilen charon taraf hai rasta koi nahi
kaise raston se chale aur kis jagah pahunche ‘faraz’
ya hujum-e-dostan tha sath ya koi nahi

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Ahmed Faraz

China Da Radio

Doctor: Ap K Father Ki Body Mein White Cell Khatm ho gaye Han

Sardar Bahir Gya or thori Dair Baad Aa kr Bola:

Doctor Sb White to nhi Mily Ye Red Toshiba K Mily Han Yehi Daal Do

Doctor: anni deya ay China Da Radio Nahi..

abba ae tera..!

Wo Jin Ki Aankhon Se Chamakte The Wafa

Wo Jin Ki Aankhon Se Chamakte The Wafa K Moti

Yaqeen Mano Qasam Le Lo Wo Aankhein Bewafa Nikli...

Submitted By: Shezada Usman Jutt

ALLAH is ready to accept

**** Tauba *****

Anytime, anyhow, anywhere more and more

ALLAH is always ready to accept

Jag mein aakar idhar udhar dekha – Khwaja Mir Dard

jag mein aakar idhar udhar dekha
tu hi aaya nazar jidhar dekha
jan se ho gaye badan khali
jis taraf tune aankh bhar ke dekha
nala fariyad aah aur zari
aap se ho saka so kar dekha
un labon ne ke na masihai
hum ne sau -sau tarah se mar dekha
zor aashiq mizaj hai koi
“dard” ko qisa-e-mukhtasar dekha

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Khwaja Mir Dard

Sardar As A Operator

1 Sardar ko telenor me operatr ki job mil gae,

pehlay hee din usy mar k nekal dia.

Becoz 1st cal: Sir meri telenor ki sim blok ho gyi hai,

Sardar: Tay paagla Zong Le ley.

One Day U Will Ask Me

One day u will ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?

I will say: my life??
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

1 Sardar ke Mozay

1 Sardar k mozay Se itni badbo Aati K Jahan

jata Log Bhag jate Uski

Bv ne New mozay Lakr Deye or

kaha k mare bhai ki shadi ka Function hy

New mozay pehan kr ana.

Sardar jb Gaya to Log bhag Gye.

B.v (Ghuse se) New mozay Nhi Pehan k aye?

Sardar Mjhe pta Tha tu Yaqin Ni kregi

is Lye Purane sath Laya hon.

Peeche se

1 sardar g

ki car k peeche likha tha:

“SAWAN KO ANEY DO”

Peeche se

aik pathan ne

truck thok diya.

Truck par

likha tha,

“AAYA SAWAN JHOOM K”

Eyt Pe Naqsh

Eyt Pe Naqsh Banaya Tha
Kal Koi  Sapno Mein Aaya Tha
Aankhon Mein Ab Bhi Tasveer Hai Uski
Uski Aankhon Sey Jaam Churaya Tha

Shab Ko Tarey Ginta Hoon Main
Chanda Ko Chooney Ki Koshish Hooon Karta
Suraj Ki Garmi Mein Tapta Hoon Dinbhar
Taroon Ney Merey Sang Naghma Gaaya Tha

Na B Naghma Hai Na Koi Naqsh Hai
Tasveer Nahin Hai Aankhon Mein
Taron Ka Ginna Choot Gaya Hai
Hai Woh Kaisa Dard Paaya Tha.

Mudassir

Every Love Story

Why in every love story sister suports brother but brother doesnt suport sister…..?

bcoz sister knows what love is..

and brother knows what boys are..:-D

😉

Be-Khabar Anjuman-e-Naaz Me Sone Wale

Be-Khabar Anjuman-e-Naaz Me Sone Wale

Raat Bhar Tujh Ko Pukara Meri Tanhai Ne...

Urdu freindship sms

Forgetting friend is a crimeForgetting friend is a
Crime
Ignoring them is a
Shame
Liking them is a
Pleasure
Thinking of them is a
Necessity
& disturbing them

‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!’

Submit By: Zain Shuja

Funny 3 idiots film Jokes

Teacher: 3 idiots film se ap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: miss yehi k Enginering parh kr b medical ki bachi phasai ja skti hai.

Miss:shut up & get out.

Bubblo: Miss men btaon?

Miss: Very good. Batao!

Bubblo: Miss Kiss krty huay Naak Beech mn nhi ati.

Miss: U also get out.

Pinki: Miss men btaon?

Miss:i think u r brilliant studnt.. Tm sahi btao gi..

Pinki: Miss doctor k elawa engineer b delivery kr skta hai

Miss: Lakh lanat :

Mahfil me Rula diya

Tujhe Kya Khabar Teri Yaad Ne Mujhe Kis Tarah Se Sata Diya,

Kabhi Akele Me Hasa Diya Kabhi Mahfil Me Rula Diya