Humara Behtareen Hum Nasheen

Tumara Behtareen Hum Nasheen Wo Hai Jo Tumara Aib Jan kr b Tumare Sath Rhay
Aur Wo Tumare Parwardigar k Elawa koi Ho He Ni Sakta.
STAY BLESSED

Daleel e Fatah

Allama Iqbal says:

Daleel_e_ Fatah tOe DeKh Ay HUSSAIN K QatiL

K jiSs Sir kOo Jhukanay Aay thay Ussi Sir kOo uTha k cHlAy

Nazar Hamari Aik Nazar

Ek Nazar Hamari Ek Nazar

Tumari Nazar Ne Dil se Dil

Ki Nazar Utari Nazar Ne Nazar

Ko Dekha Aise K Kahin Nazar

Na Lage Mohabbat Ko Hamari

Teri Arzoo, Teri Umeed Karta Hai

Aae “Chand”
Jab wo Teri Taraf Dekhain
To Unhain Kuch Yaad Dilana …
Mudhar Se Kuch Geet Sunana
Aur Kehna …
Tumhain Koi Yaad Karta Hai
Teri Arzoo, Teri Umeed Karta Hai
Koi Aaj Bhi
Tumhain Dekh Kar Eid Karta Hai

Kisi Gunagar ke Liye

Wo umar bhar k lye mil jaye mujhe to yun samju ga

yaroo0o

Jannat ka Elaan ho jesy kisi Gunahgar k lye

good night !!

Ye Dor He

*”Lot AaO”*

Ye Dor He, Afra Tafri ka
Or
Wqt he, Nfsa Nfsi ka

Kuch Hosh Nahi insanon ko

Khatra He Sab ki janon ko

1 khof Sa Sab Pe Chaya He,

Har Chehra Hi Murjhaya He,

Q
Dunya Me Andhera He?

Q
Zulm Ne Sab ko Ghera he,

Awaz Ye Dil Se Aati He,

Or
Raaz Hamin Batlati He,

“DEEN”ko
Ham Ne Chor Diya,

“QURAN”Se
Rishta Tor Diya

“NABI”ki Sunnat Bhool Gaey

Phir

“DEEN”ki janib Lot Aao
“QURAN”ki janib Lot Aao,
“SUNNAT”ki janib Lot Aao….

Ae Chand Tu Bhul Jayga

ae chand tu bhul jayga garur se chamakna,,,

jis roz dekhy ga ik jhalak mere yar ki,,,

Pareshani tazkara kartay

Pareshani tazkara kartay rehnay se barh jati hai,

Khamosh honay se kam ho jati hai,

Sabar karnay se khatam ho jati hai,

Aur Shukar karnay se khushi main badal jati hai..

Be’shak Allah Ta’ala apni makhlooq pe bohat meharbaan hai…

Walk in crowd

It is better to walk alone,
than with a crowd going in the wrong direction.

Tuje kya likhon

Teri ik Dua k Jwab men,
kya likhon k Hath Uthe huwe hen Swal ko,
Tuje Rb kbi na Malal de,
Tuje Rb kbi na Zwal de,
Teri sb Bla’on ko Tal de,
Teri Zindgi ko Snwar de,
Tuje dekh kr khilen Gul yahan,T
uje esa Husn-o-Jmal de,
Tuje kya likhon….

Mera kya Kasoor hai?

Mri Nzr sy Dekho Mra kya Kasor hy?
Khud pr Ikhtiyr ni Dil Mjbor hy
Wsy Bora ksi ka Chaha ni kbi
Hn Jan sy Barh kr apko Chaha Zaror hy..

Adayen Rooth Jaane Ki

Meri Sab Koshishen Nakaam Thin Us Ko Manane Ki

Kahan Seekhi Hai Zalim Ne Adayen Rooth Jaane Ki

Hazaron Minnaton Par Bhi Khafa Rehta Hai Wo Mujh Se

Wo Youn Chup Hai Qasam Khaai Ho Jaise Muskrane Ki

Main Us Ki Ho Gayi Lekin Wo Mera Ho Nahin Sakta

Khuda Jaane Hawa Kaise Lagi Uss Ko Zamane Ki

Ye Roz-o-Shab Ki Tanhaai Mujhe To Maar Daale Gi

Kahan Fursat Hai Harjai Ko Mere Paas Aane Ki..!!!

Namasty Sarkaar, Kese Ho

Namasty Sarkaar, kese ho?
Aaj na Kou msg, aur na miss call ??
.Khairiyat to Hai na ..
Oh AchAa acha Ramzan aa gaya hai..
Aap to qaid ho gaye hogy!
Sorry Eid pe Baat karte hain.
**Devil in Ramadan**

Tannu Lakh Lakh Good Morning

O

main

bismilla kraan !

O

main

sadqy jawan !

Tu$$¡

Jaag gay oo !

O

tehr jao !!!

menu gööd mörning

ty wish kr len 2…

Tannu lakh lakh

GÖÖD MÖRNNNNiNGÄn. .*

Dangerous alphabet

Which is most Dangerous alphabet!

Ans:H

Bcoz

all worries start with”H”

Horrible?

Hazard?

Horrific?

Hopeless?

Harsh?

Horror?

&

Finally

*”HUSBAND”*.

:-P:-)

Safar Tweel Tha Mera

Safar Tweel Tha Mera Rafeq Koi Na Tha
Mera Ye Dukh K Dukhon Main Shrek Koi Na Tha

Enjoy Cricket With Veena Malik

Enjoy Cricket WITH VEENA MALIK:

No Slip,
No Cover,
No Extra Cover,
2 Fine Legs,
2 Silly Points,
1 Deep Gully,

No Grass On Pitch But Helmet Compulsory..???.!!!

Not About Distance

Relationship is Not about AGE,

Not about DISTANCE,

Not about communicating each other everyday,

what Important most is: TRUST and LOYALTY…

The TRUST of Girl to her Man,

The LOYALTY of Man to his Girl.

Greatest Gift

I Do Not Need

Any Thing Else

Your Love

Is The Greatest Gift

I Could Ever Receive

woo paal ek pal k leya

  pal pal intazar keya us pal k leya,

woo pal aaya be tha ek pal k leya,

ab phir say tamanna hai,

us pal k leya,

ke kash ah jayee woo paal ek pal k leya.

Shab-E-Qadr Ki Naimaton Se

Allah Se Iltija Hay
Woh Aap Ko Apni Nigah-E-Kareem Aur
Hifazat Mein Rakhay Or
Shab-E-Qadr Ki Naimaton Se Mala Maal Karay
(AMEEN)

SHAB-E-QADAR MUBARAK

Yaad woh nahi

Yaad woh nahi jo akele mein aaye aur chali jaye,
yaad to woh hai jo mehfil mein aaye aur tanha kar jaye…!!

When A Father Gives To His Son

When a father gives to his son,
both laugh;
when a son gives to his father,
both cry.

Urdu golden quotes

“NICE WORDS”

1.

Insan apni toheen maaf kar sakta hai,

Bhool nahe sakta.

2.

Jis se “MOHABBAT” ki jaye us se Muqabla nahi kiya jata.

3.

Kabhi na “GiRNA”kaamal nahi,

balke”GIR” k Sambhal jana kaamal hai.

4.

Kisi ko paa lena “MOHABBAT” nahi,

Bal k kisi k

“DIL”

Mein jaga bna lena “MOHABBAT”

hai.

5.

Kisi se”ROZ” mil k batain krna “DOSTi” nahi,

Bal k kisi se “BICHER”k Yaad Rakhna “DOSTi” hai!

How To Know If U Are Normal

How to know if u are Normal :D.
1. U have a facebook account

2. U have a cell phone

3. U watch MTV

4. U r fully aware of everything around u

6. U register to unlimited texts

7. U sleep late

9. U were so busy u forgot to read #5

10. U actually read again to see if there is #5(don’t worry coz there is no # 8 as well )

11. Now u are smiling. Then u realize, u r so normal

where is ur heart?

 Biology Ki Miss:

Grlz
Can U tell me Exactly,
where is ur heart?

All Grlz
Shouted Loudly:

“MUSHTAQ”
K
PaaSs!

Teachr Smiles
&
Says:

Mera B..   😀

Teacher To Faraz

Teachr FRAZ se…

What is noun?

Fraz..Arz kia h dogi bhee apni gali me hota hy king Wa wa

dogi bhee apni gali mein hota hy king Noun is the name 0f person place 0r thing

23 March Youm-e-Pakistan mubarak ho

Abhi tak paaun sy chimti hain zanjeeren ghulami ki
Din a jata hai Aazadi ka, Aazadi nahi ati..
Youm-e-Pakistan mubarik ho. . .

Jis Ka Banda Ho

Mujh Se Mumkin Hi Nahi Tujh Ko Samajh Pana Ya RAB…….!!!

Jis Ka Banda Ho “MOHAMMAD”

Woh “KHUDA” Kya Ho ga….!!!

Unka haal muzter

Q ULajh Pare Hen Sitare, Kahkshaon Men..?

Q Meri BeKasi Pe He, Unka HaaL MuzTeR…*

Nice Dost

Nice Dost “HATH” aur “ANKH” ki tarah hote hain,
jab “HATH” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ANKH” roti hai,
aur jab “ANKH” roti hai to “HATH” anso poonchta hai.

Mil K Bicharna Dastor Hy Zindgi Ka

Mil k bicharna dastor hy zindgi ka,

Ek ye hi kissa mashhor hy zindgi ka,

Beete howe pal kabhi lot kar nai aate,

Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka.

Ramazan Ke Ashra

Ramazan kay pehla Ashra (10din) “REHMAT”,

doosra “MAGHFIRAT”,

teesra DOZAKH SAY “NIJAT”, hai.

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

Love with Crow

A hen falls in love with crow.

Cock caught them both red handed.

Cock said

“Muj me kia kami hy??

Ma tm se pyar krta hu.Tmhari family se hu.Tm pe marta hu.

Muj se ziada pyar tm se koi b nai ker skta

Asa kia hy us crow me jo muj me nai?”

Hen replied

“I respect ur emotions but He is in Airforce..”

😛

😀

Listening to Romantic Song

Height of being single
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listening to a romantic song and
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thinking
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kis k bary mein sochon :p:):D

You Are Amazingly Amazing

You are amazingly amazing,
beautifully beautiful,
and heavenly heavensent
while being imperfectly perfect.
You are the one for me..!!

Hausla Rakho

ROZEY DAARO..
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Hausla Rakho:-):-):-)

Romantic Baate

2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi .
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GF: Kamine!! mein tmhare kapre phar dungi. .
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BF: Dekh ab tu serious larai mein romantic baat maat kar…

Dream And Aim

There is only one difference between Dream and Aim.

Dream requires effortless sleep

Whereas Aim Requires Sleepless effort.

Keep trying to overcome inner beast which stops u offering ur prayers.

Good Morining have a nice good day

From: Admin

Maa Sab Janti hai

5 years old boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Awww I Love u Too

16 years Old Boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Sorry, I Have No Money

25 years Old Boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Kon hai ? Kahan rehti hai wo kamini ? :@

Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai

khawish hy koi

kitne loug hain
mere milne waley
mere chahne waley
mere sung chlane waley
hansne waley
mere dukh me rone waley
phir b jane q khawish hy
koi

tum sa ho……!!!

“2 Ajnabi dost”
03132174713

From: Jinnu Rider

cream use karti ho

Boy to Girl: tm kon c cream use karti ho?

Girl khush ho k: koi b to ni

Boy: te kar Lya kar! kaaliye 😉 😀

Musibat ka Mokabla

MUsiBaT Ka MokAbLa SabAr Se KarOo

Or NeeMaaToOn Ki HiFaZaT sHuKaR sE

Height of Stupidity

Height of Stupidity
One day some friends were walking down the beach..
One shouted,”Look at that dead bird!!”
All looked up at the sky and asked:”Where Where?

Bike per jate hoe

Girl: Aaj mere dad ne mjhe tumhare Sath bike pe jate huay dekh liya

Boy : oohh !! kia bole wo??
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Girl : Bas wohi hua jis ka dar Tha. Bus ka kiraya wapis le liya.

Humari Family boht strict hai na !!

Mobile ko aag laga dungi kambakhat

English Mother- Good night dear
Hindu Mther – Shub raatri beta
Muslim Mother – Shaba khair
Apni Mother – is mobile ko aag laga dungi kambakhat so ja 😀 :p

Ye FRIJ Kitne Ka Hai

Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?
Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
Whats the cost of that FIRIJ
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?
Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ALMAARi hy.
Geo Pathan…

Dil Par Aisay Bhi Azabon Ko Utarte Dekha

Dil Par Aisay Bhi Azabon Ko Utarte Dekha
Hum Ne Chup Chaap Usay Khud Se Bicharte Dekha.

Tujh Ko Socha To Hr Soch Mein Khushbo Utri
Tuj¡Ko Likha To Hr Lafz Mehakte Dekha.

Yaad Aa Jaye To Qabu Nahi Rehta Dil Par
Warna Dunya Ne Bhi Hum Ko Tarapte Dekha.

Teri Soorat Ko Faqat Aankh Hi NaTarsi Hai
Raston Ko Bhi Teri Yaad Mein Rote Dekha.

Hum Mohabbat K Liye Aaj Bhi Dewane Hain
Ye Alag Baat Hai Ke Tum Ne Nahi Murr Ke Dekha…

Wafa Jafaon Ka

Tamasha roz krty hyn wafaon ka jafaon ka !!!

Kabi utro mere dil me muhabbat seekh jao gy !!

Mr.Bean’s wife and Friend

A man to Mr. Bean:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Mr. Bean rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:

“He’s not my friend.”

Love is life

Love is life,
life is wife,
wife is knife,
knife cut the life

Mohabbat Rog Hoti

Mohabbat Rog Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,

Rula Kar Khud Bhi Roti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,

Kinaare Ke Kareeb Le Jaa Kar,

Ye Kashti Ko Duboti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,

Ise Tum Dilki Dharti Ka Pata Mat Do,

Ye Is Mein Dard Boti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,

Mohabbat Mein Khushi Ke Baad Gam Ki Rutt,

Bahut Nazdeek Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,

Loota Kar Dilko, Rone Se Bhi Kya Haasil,

Bahut Nayaab Moti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,

Azal Se Iski Fitrat Hai Zamane Ko,

Jaga Kar Khud Ye Soti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,

Ye Sar Se Paaon Tak Pas Raakh Kar Degi,

Bahut Bedard Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha…!!

In The End

In the end,
its not going to matter how many breaths you took,
but how many moments took your breath away

Badla Wafa Ka

Badla waafa ka dyen gaye bari sadgi sy hum,
Tum hum sy ruthe jao gaye aur zindagi sy hum !

dosti sms

Dosti k phool kabhi murjhaya nai karte,

Hanste cheron ko Roalya nai kerte ,

jin ki sansain chalti hon ap k sms say ,

unhay itna tarpaya nai kerte

Dua Hai Zindagi

Dua Hai Zindagi Bhar Mera

Pyar Kam Na Ho Maanzil

Meri Tum Raho Hausla Khatam Na Ho

Tumhe Mile Har Khushi Zindgi Bhar Gam Na Ho

Fari yaad Karna Rab Se Hamara Rishta Khatam Na Ho

viladat huvi

Jab nabi karim (saww) ki viladat huvi to us raat 4 mojzey hoye….1-puray arab mein logon ne zameen se asman tak noor he noor dekha or vo noor is qadar tha jis pe lekha tha k yahi mojza 13 logon ko bayan karo or usne asa kiya.1 officer ne ye msg 13 logon ko beja or use promotion mili.1 businesman ko ye msg mila to usne delete kar dya to usne apna sb kuch 13 dino mai kho dyd.ye msg ap b 13 logon ko behjen or dekhen k ap ki zindagi mai kya khushi aati hai..

2 Golden lines

2 Golden lines by Shakspear.

“Go to help ur friend in problem without invitation,

&

Don’t go to your friend’s happiness without invitation”

I Dont Believe You

I dont believe you have to be better than everybody else.
I believe you have to be better than you ever thought you could be.

Faraz Daku Ban Gya

Faraz Daku Ban Gya.
Bank me Daka Dalne Gya or Bola;
Arz Kiya Hy Takdeer Mein Ju Hy wo Mily Ga,
Handz Up Koi Apni Jaga Sy Nahi Hily Ga…
Apny Kuch Khaab Meri Ankhon Sy Nikal Do,
Ju Kuch bhi Hy Jaldi Sy Es Bag me Dal Do…
Buhat Koshish Karta Hon Teri Yaad Ko Bhulany Ki,
Khabardar Koi Hoshyari Na Kary Police Ko Bulany ki…
Dil Ka Aangan Tery Bin Veeran Para Hy,
Jaldi Kro Bahar Mera Sathi Pareshan Khara Hy….!!

Gham-e- Hyat Ka Jhagra Mita Raha Hai Koi

Gham-e- Hyat Ka Jhagra Mita Raha Hai Koi
Chale Aao K Dunya Se Ja Raha Hai Koi
Koi Azal Se Keh Do K Ruk Jaye Do Ghari
Sunna Hai Aanay Ka Wada Nibah Raha Hai Koi
Woh Is Naaz Se Bethe Hain Lash K Paas
Jaise Ruthe Hue Ko Mana Raha Hai Koi
Palat Ker Na Aa Jaye Phir Sans Nabzon Main
Itne Haseen Hathon Se Maiyat Saja Raha Hai Koi?

Americans ki taraki ka raz

Americans ki taraki ka raz:

woh kam ko dimagh mein or lun ko phudi mein rakhtey hai…

hum pakistani phudi ko dimagh mein or kam ko LUN per rakhty hain

Meri Zaat ko Sumjhane wala

Sunoo!!!

mujhy dukh es baat ka nahi
k
meri zaat ko muntashir karne wale haath
tery thy………

mujhy dukh faqat es baat ka hai
meri reza reza zaat ko samaitny waly haath
teray nahi thay……

From: JiNNU Rider (03132174713)

Lives Are For Living

Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

urdu Good night sms

Open The Door!Kon?

HumHum Kon?

Hum SMS Kia kehna hai

“GOOD night*”

Tu kya chahie?

Ap K Chehry Pr Ek Pyari si .,….. *(SMILE)*…

2013 Me Bhi Baaz Na Aonga

Mere Dosto Ager 2012 me ab tak mujhse koi ghalti hui ho Ya koi baat apko buri lagi ho,

To

To

To

jo kr sakte ho kar lo,main 2013 me bhi baz nahi aonga!

The Depressing Thing About Tennis

The depressing thing about tennis is that
no matter how good I get,
Ill never be as good as a wall.

Mohabbat Ki Bat Mat Kijiye Muje Acha Nahi Lgta

Mohabbat Ki Bat Mat Kijiye Muje Acha Nahi Lgta
K Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Pe Aitbar Karna Muje Acha Nahi Lgta
Apno Se Barh K Chaha Tha Jise Maine
Shayad Is Tarah Se Chahna Kisi Ko Acha Nhi Lgta
Guzar Jayen Jo Din Wo Wapis Nahi Ate
Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Muje Acha Nhi Lagta
Muje Maloom Hai Wo Shaks Kitna Bawafa Tha
Kisi Ko Bewafa Kehna Muje Acha Nhi Lagta.
Zakhm To Bohut Diye Hain Usne Muje
Zakhm Hum B Dete Magar Badla Lena Muje Acha Nhi Lagta.

Someone is Sweet

When someone is so sweet to u, dont expect they will b like that all the time
Coz even the sweetest chocolate has an expiry date

Me??? I’m different

I’m alcohol!
No expiry, the older the better and
Addictive too 😀 😛

Umar Parhai ki

Iss ehd-e-marg-e-muhabbat ka almiya ye hay…
wohi hay umar muhabat ki Jo parhai ki hay…:D
😉 😛

Within You I Lose Myself

Within you, I lose myself, without you,
I find myself, searching to be lost again.

Catch Her By Her Waist

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Teri Yaadein Bahut Masroof Rakhti Ha

Nahi fursat yaqeen maano hamein kuch aur karne ki,
teri batein,teri yaadein bahut masroof rakhti ha..!!

I made you special

Friendship is not built with special people.

People become special after becoming friends.

So the moral is: U r not special. I made u special 😉

Never fail in true love

Excellent thought:
“No one can ever fail in true love. . . We just fail to choose the
true person..!!!”

Aankh Meri Roye

Aansu tumhare nikalen aankh meri roye!

Chot tumen lage dard mujhe hoe!

Rab kare k hmari mohabbat itni gehri nikle!

Ke saans tu roke or mout meri hoe.