Plate Main Biscuts Hai Khaati Kiyoon Nahein
Paaet Main Baby Hain Batati Kiyoon Nahien
Aankhon Main Sharam Hain To Kiya
Dil Tera Naram Hain To Kiya
Badan Tera Chikna Hain To Kiya
Aaj Tujhe Khane Ka Man Hain Jaana
Aa Meri Machli Frypan Main Hain Tujh Jaaana
Shiddat-E-taLaB se Mujhe Chaha, Mujhe Apnaya 0r apNa kr Chh0rr Gaya…..!!!!
Kitni Mehnat ki Us shaks ne,SirF Ek diL Dukha Ne ke Liye……!!!!
Meera 2 Shopkeeper: Aap k paas Calculator hai?
Shopkeeper: CASIO?
Meera: Mai theek hn, aap sunaayen? 😀
Kaheen to karavan-e-dard ke manzil thahar jaye
kinare aa lage umr-e-ravan ya dil thahar jaye
aman kaisi ki mauj-e-khun abhi sar se nahi guzri
guzar jaye to shayad bazu-e-qatil thahar jaye
koi dam badaban-e-kashti-e-sahaba ko tah rakho
zara thaharo gubar-e-khatir-e-mahafil thahar jaye
hamari khamoshi bas dil se lab tak ek vaqfa hai
ye tufan hai jo pal bhar bas lab-e-sahil thahar jaye
nigah-e-muntazir kab tak karegi aainabandi
kaheen to dasht-e-gam mein yar ka mahamil thahar jaye
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Faiz Ahmed Faiz
6 khobsorat AAHADEES
1-Jo shakhs har wqt bawuzu rahega ALLAH uski rozi kushada farmaega.
2-ALLAH ki khushi bap ki khushi me or nrazgi bap ki nrazgi me he.
3-Sood or haram kamai khany wale ki dua qabool nhi hoti.
4-Jis ne apni namazon ki fikar chordi ALLAH ne uski fiqr chordi.
5-Hr Farz Namaz k bad AYAT-UL-KURSI parhny wale or janat k drmyan sirf maut he.
6-ALLAH us shaks ko abad krta he jo Hadis sun k dosron tak pohnchata he.
wo kaisa shakhs hai k her roz saza deta hay
phir hansata hay wo itna k bhula deta hay
kabi jo ro day to mujko b bhool jata hay
aur phir bhool k mujko b rula dayta hay
us say poochon k bata kis say muhabat hay tumhai
Naam sargoshi main mera hi suna dayta hay
khud he kehta hai na dohraon purani yadain
main na dohraon to phir khud he suna deta hay
khud he likhta hai k jazbat main halchal na karo,
aur phir khud he nayee aag laga deta hay
CAT: tumhari kya umer hy
ELEPHANT: 5 year
CAT: mager tm to bohut bare ho
ELEPHANT: Nido jo peeta hun.
Behtrin nashonuma ki 10 khoobiyon wala.
or tumhari kya umer hai?
CAT: I am 30 years.
ELEPHANT: mager tum tu bohut choti nazar aati ho.
CAT: Ponds(cream) lagati hun.
Barrhti umar jese tham c gayi hy 😉
We Started As Friends
Chatting And Talking
Seeing Smiling Face
Everyday As We Talk In The Net…
So Funny I Remember
Talking To Each Other
Until Finally We Can See
From Each Others Face
The Different Shine On The Eyes
When We Start Saying..
“Hi, How Are You?”
“ What Takes You So Long To Be On Line?”
This Time Is So Different
From The Casual Conversation
We Can Make Simple Things
So Significant And Worth Remembering
Until Finally, We Want Each Other
More Each Day…
Apologizing For Being Not On Time
And This Came To Be
Not Realizing We Have Finally Found
Each Other To Be Together
Wanting It To Be Forever
Someone To Share My Life,
Happiness Even Sadness
Just As Long As We Will Be Together
For Whatever I Do
Its Got To Be You…
Just You…
I Love U
One day I’ll go far away in the depths of my grave.
My Real Home.
Nobody can meet me,
I’ll b all alone.
My parents can’t come to help me.
I’ll b afraid of dark.
But,
Ur prayers may lighten my grave.
So,Please do remember me in ur prayers & forgive my last year’s mistakes in this Holy month of Ramzan If I have ever hurt you I’m saying sorry from depth of my heart and soul. Please accept my apology.
Regards…
Woh sagar nahi aansoo the mere,
Jispar woh kashti chalate rahe.
Manzil mile unhe yeh aarzo thi meri,
Issliye hum aansoo bahate rahe.
Aansoo May Na Dhoondna Humey
Aansoo May Na Dhoondna Humey,
Dil May Hum Bas Jaayenge,
Tamanna Ho Agar Milne Ki,
To Band Aankhon May Nazar Aayenge.
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzer Jaayenga,
Chund Lamhoo May Daaman Choot Jaayega,
Aaj Waqt Hai Do Baatein Kar Lo Humse,
Kal Kya Pata Kon Apke Zindagi May Aa Jayega.
Paas Aakar Sabhi Door Chale Jaate Hai,
Hum Akele The Akele Hi Reh Jaate Hai,
Dil Ka Dard Kisse Dikhaaye,
Marham Lagane Wale Hi Zakhm De Jaate Hai,
Waqt To Humey Bhula Chuka Hai,
Muqaddar Bhi Na Bhula De,
Dosti Dil Se hum Isiliye Nahin Karte,
Kyunke Darte Hai,Koi Phir Se Na Rula De,
Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,
Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,
Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,
Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge.
Khushbo Ki Tarah Aapke Paas Bikhar Jayenge,
Sukon Ban kar Dil Me Utar Jayenge,
Mehsoos Karne Ki Koshish To Kijiye,
Door Hote Hoye Bhi Pass Nazer Aayenge
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Gham-e-Hijar Se Na Dil Ko Kabhi Humkinaar Karna
Mein Phir Aaoyoun Ga Palat Kar Mera Intezaar Karna
Mujhe Darr Hai, Mere Aansoo Teri Aankh Se Na Jhalkien
Zara Sooch Kar Samajh Kar Mujhe Sogawaar Karna
Ussey Dhoond Sab Se Pehlay Jo Mila Nahien Hai Tujh Ko
Yeh Sitarey Aasmaan Kay Kabhi Phir Shumaar Karna
Mere Shaher Ki Fiza Mein Koi Zahar Bhar Gaya Hai
Tere Husn Par Hai Laazim Ussay Khusgawaar Karna
Mein Uthayoun Gaa Na Ihsaan Tere Baad Na-Khuda Ka
Mujhe Tu Ney Hi Daboya, Mujhe Tu Hi Paar Karna
Mere Bad-Naseeb sathi, Teri Zindagi Hi Kya Hai
Na Kisi Sey Dil Lagaana, Na Kisi Sey Pyaar Karna
Kabhi Iqtidaar Bakhshey Jo Khuda Qateel Tujh Ko
Jo Rawish Hai Qatiloon Ki, Woh Na Ikhtiyaar Karna
MAYUS WO HOTA HY
Jo “ALLAH” Pe “Yaqeen” Nhin Rkhta.
Aur
MEHROOM WO HOTA HY
Jo “ALLAH” Ki Di Hui Be Shumar Neimaton Ka Shukar Ada Nhin Krta.
Jab Garz Howi Tab Payaar Kiya,
Jab Waqt Mila Tab Yaad Kiya,,,
Ab Or Haqiqat Kaya Likhon Is Doar K Mukhlis Yaaron Ki..!
Me And You
The Way You Make Me Feel Every Day,
Is More Then Any Words Can Say.
The Happiness You Bring To Me,
Is More Then Can Ever Be Seen.
Happiness Comes And Happiness Goes,
But My Love For You Just Grows And Grows.
I Get A Twinkle In My Eye When I See The Most Beautiful Person,
Is Cause Of You, But Only I Know Why,
The Reason Is That I Love You,
Because Without You I Would Not Live.
Aisa Nhi Keh Hum Ko Muhabbat Nhi Milli
Tmhein Chahte Thy, Pr Teri Ulfat Nhi Milli
Milne Ko Zindgi Mein Tu Kyi Humsafar Mile
Pr Un Ki Tabiyt Sy Tabiyt Nhi Mili
Chehrun Mein Dosron Key Tujhe Dhondte Rahein
Surat Nhi Milli Kahein Sirat Nhi Milli
Bahot Dairy Sy Aya Tu Mere Paas
Alfaz Dhondne Ki Bhi Mohlut Nhi Milli
Tujh Ko Gila Hay Keh Tawajja Na Dyi Tujhe
Lakin Hum Ko Tu Khud Apni Muhabbat Nhi Milli
Hum Ko To Teri Har Aadat Achi Lagi “Faraz”
Afsos Keh Tujh Sy Meri Adat Nhi Milli..!!!
Yadon ki Barsat Lie
Duaon ki Soghat Lie
Dil ki Gehrayi Sey
Chand ki Roshanai Sey
Pholon Ke Kaghaz Par
Ap Ke Lie Sirf 3 Lafz
Happy Valentine Day
Why in every love story sister suports brother but brother doesnt suport sister…..?
bcoz sister knows what love is..
and brother knows what boys are..:-D
😉
Look Outside
Its So Pleasant!
Sun Smiling For You
Trees Dancing For You
Birds Singing For You
Because I Requested Them All To Wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**
Har Baar Na Kaha Kar K Tujhe Chor Dein Ge Hum
Na Hum Itny Aam Hein Na Ye Tery Bas Ki Baat Hai.
Parosi ka Bacha: Uncle ye lain mithaee Ammi aur Baji ne bheji hai
Uncle: ALLAH mubarak kare, kya khush khabri hai beta
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Bache: Woh HUMSAFAR mai Ashar ko sab pta chal gaya hai na… 😀
Geo Pakistani grls :p
maine ishq kiya aur ishq ka sila liya akela tha akela rahay gia ,
na ki kisi se koi shikaiyaat Aye Dost
tujhe sila diya aur Khud ko Gila diya.
pyar mujhase jo kiya tumane to kya paogi
mere halat ke aandhi mein bikhar jaogi
ranj aur dard ke basti ka main bashinda hun
ye to bas main hun ke is hal mein bhi zinda hun
khwab q dekhun wo kal jisape main sharminda hun
main jo sharminda hua tum bhi to sharamaogi
q mere sath koi aur pareshan rahe
meri duniya hai jo viran to viran rahe
zindagi ka ye safar tumako to aasan rahe
hamasafar mujhko banaogi to pachataogi
ek main kya abhi aayenge divane kitne
abhi gunjege muhabbat ke tarane kitne
zindagi tumako sunayegi fasane kitne
q samajhati ho mujhe bhool nahi paogi
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Javed Akhtar
I am not sad for being single
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Rather im sad for the girl who is
single bcoz of me
Bichari bhatak rahi hogi darr badar
ham Ki Barish ne bhi us ka naksh dhoya nahi
Us ne mujhe kho diya main ne usay khoya nahi
Need ka halka Ghulabi sa khumaar aankho me tha
Yu laga jese woh shab ko de’r tak soya nahi
Janta Hoon aik aisay shakhs ko main bhi Zohaib
Gham se Pathar ho gaya lakin kabhi roya nahi
iska Gham Nahi Ki Tu Meri Na Ho Saki,
Meri Mohabbat Me Mera Sahara Na Ban Saki,
Gham To Iska Bhi Nahi Ki Sukoon Dil Ka Lut Gaya,
Gham To Iska Hai Ki Mohabbat Se Bharosa Hi Uth Gaya…
saaye ne jab dhoop ka jama pahan liya
hujoom darkhton ka fir saamne to kya
ahasas ki sakht dhoop me rooh tak jhulas gayee
aye abre baran jhoom ke ab barsa to kya
kar gaya mujhko juda mujhse hi woh napaq rooh
gar maseeha baad me fir aaya to kya
rounaqen sab jati rahi ek tere jane ke baad
aaina andhere me mujhko toone dikhlaya to kya
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Teacher Fill in the blank 900 chuhay kha k bili ______chali.
Sardar 900 chuhay kha k bili holi holi chali.
Teacher oye tenu pata nei eda ki jawab ay?
Sardar Me tuhada lehaaz rakhya A tusi mere master ho
Nei te 900 chuhay kha k te bili hil v nei sakdi ! ! !
Me te fer v holi holi tor diti Ay…
Dont make lifes critical decision on the basis of your mood.
A mood is a dangerous state of mind
because it can crush reason under the weight of feeling.
Khushbu tha Magar nazuk pholoon ki trha tha…..
Ek Shakhs Andheroon Men Ujaloon Ki trha tha…..
Khuwabon Ki trha tha Na Khyaloon Ki trha tha…….
Wo Ilm-e-Ryazi K Sawaloon Ki Tarha tha…..
Uljha Huwa Aisa K Kabhi Hal Ho Nahi Paya……
Suljha Huwa Aisa K Missaloon Ki Tarha Tha…..
Wo Mil to Gaya Tha Magar Apna He Muqaddar…..
Shatranj Ki Uljhi Huwi Chaalon Ki Tarha Tha…..
Wo Rooh Men Khushbu Ki Tarha Ho Gaya Tehleel……
Jo Door Bohat Chand K Haloon Ki Tarha tha……
An American Family
Youngest Son: Dad, whats d diff between Potentially & reality?
Dad turns to wife: Would u sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million $?
Wife: of course! I would never waste such an opportunity.
Then Dad asks daughter: would u sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million $?
Daughter:Yes He s my fantasy!
Dad asks elder son: Would u sleep with, shahruk khan for 1 million $?
Elder Son:Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money!
Father turns to his younger son: u see son, Potentially we r sittin
wid 3 million $, but in Reality we r living wid 2 prostitutes & 1
gay..!!!! 😀
Principal ROUND pe nikla. dekha 1 teacher 1 ladhki ko
kiss kar raha hai.
PRICIPAL – what is this ?
Teacher – Maar se samjahti nahi, isiliye PYAR se samjha raha tha …..;)
Ay Kash Mujhe Likhna Ata
Tu Likhti Har Us Baat Ko Mein
Jo Sochti Hoon Har Raat Ko Mein
Keh Bhook Se Woh Bilakte Lub
Aur Nanne Pait Tarapte Jub
Phir Ro Ro Kar Woh Sojayein
Khwabon Mein Apne Kho Jayein
Tu Likhti In Halat Ko Mein
Aik Maa Keh Phir Jazbat Ko Mein
Ay Kash Mujhe Likhna Ata
Tu Likhti Har Us Baat Ko Mein
Jo Sochti Hoon Har Raat Ko Mein
Naam Aankhon Se Aik Rani Jo
Yun Rukhsat Ho, Dil Sehma Ho
Baba Ka Dil Muztarib Ho
Mayan Ki Soch Muntashir Ho
Tu Likhti In Halat Ko Mein
Aik Beti Ki Faryad Ko Mein
Ay Kash Mujhe Likhna Ata
Tu Likhti Har Us Baat Ko Mein
Jo Sochti Hoon Har Raat Ko Mein
Jub Sarkun Par Chalte Howe
Bint E Hawa Darte Howe
Yeh Soch Soch Keh Ho Nadim
Kiyun Ghorta Hy Ibn E Adam
Tu Likhti In Halat Ko Mein
Behen Ke Esasat Ko Mein
Jo Kash Mujhe Likhna Ata
Tu Likhti Har Us Baat Ko Mein
Jo Sochti Hoon Har Raat Ko Mein
Jub Kash Mujhe Likhna Aye
Phir Manzar Yun Palta Khaye
Har Maa Ka Ghar Khush Hali Ho
Har Behen, Beti Matwali Ho
Phir Likhon Aise Halat Ko Mein
Diya Se Roshan Khiyalat Ko Mein
Jo Kash Mujhe Likhna Ata
Tu Likhti Har Us Baat Ko Mein
Jo Sochti Hoon Har Raat Ko Mein..?
Momemts of Professional life:
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1. Most irritating moment:
Morning alarms
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2. Most dfficult task:
to find apropriate dress
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3. Most dreadful journey:
way to office
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4. Most lovely time:
Meeting friends
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5. Most tragic news:
Suddenly boss calls in office
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6. Most wonderful news:
Boss is absent Yahooooo!
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7. Most funny moment:
Boss cracks a joke & nobody laughs;-)
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8. Most happy moment:
Salary in hand.
Enjoy professional life!
Pani ki Boond Pholon ko Mehka rhi hai,
Thandi Hawa Tazgi Jaga rhi hai,
Ho jao Ap bhi is mein Shamil,
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1 Pyari Si Subha Ap Ko Jaga rahi Hai.
Ab Bhi Har Subah Teri Yaad Chali Aati Hai
Din Humare Sang Bita Kar Raat Ko Hi Jaati Hai
Teri Yaadon Ke Aane Jaane Ka Silsila Yun Hi Chalta Rehta Hai
Aur Dil Hamara Shama Ki Tarah Jalta Rehta Hai
Aate The Khayalon Me Ab Sapnon Me Bhi Aate Ho
Apne Chahne Waalon Ko Kyon Itna Tadpaate Ho
Hum Hain Bechain Yahan Tum Wahan Muskuraate Ho
Dil To Liya Humara Ab Kya Jaanlena Chahte Ho
Ein Nigaho Se Humein Aise Na Dekho Humari Jaan Jati Hai
Jaan Jane Ko Hi Hoti Hai Par Tumhe Dekhkar Jine Ki Aas Hoti Hai
“A Beautiful Girl cannot give you a Beautiful Future
ButA Beautiful Future can give you many Beautiful Girls”
(Hitler)
Submit By: nabeel
I know how difficult I’ve made your life
Now that you’ve brought home another father.
You have your new dominion as a wife
While I still mourn the absence of the other.
And yet I recognize your right to choose
The man you love, whatever I might feel.
Life is not a game to win or lose:
For that the pain on both sides is too real.
It therefore is my place to make a place
Within my heart for one who lives in yours.
There is no way to do this but with grace,
For one must be at home with open doors.
Please forgive the failure of my love.
Your love for me should mine for your love move.
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO .
Ye Keh Kr Frishton Se Jannat Men Chala Jaon Ga
Apni MAA K Qadmon K Nishan Dhond Raha Hon…!!!
ALLAMA IQBAL
Height of Stupidity
One day some friends were walking down the beach..
One shouted,”Look at that dead bird!!”
All looked up at the sky and asked:”Where Where?
Dil jeet le woh jigar hum rakhte hai
Katal kar de woh nazar rakhte hai
Wada kiya hai kisi se hamesa muskurane ka
Warana hum bhi ankhon mai samunder rakthe hai..
Chemsitry ke class mein
teacher ne ek ladki se pucha-what is Nitrate?
Ladkhi sharmakr boli:-
Sir , Night rate is 1500/-&
Hotel charges alag se…
Eid Mubarak to you and your family.
May Allah shower His blessings upon you and your family.
Remember me in your prayer.
Kaha Tha Na!
Mujhay Tum Iss Tarah Sootay Huay Matt Chor Ker Jana
Mujhay Bayshak Jaga Daina
Bata Daina
Muhabbat Ke Safar Main Saath Mairay Chal Nahin Saktay
Judai Main, Hijar Main Saath Mairay Jal Nahin Saktay
Tumhain Rasta Badalna Hai
Mairi Hadd Se Nikalna Hai
Tumhain Kis Baat Ka Derr Tha
Tumhain Jaanay Nahin Daiti?
Kahin Per Qaid Ker Laiti?
Array Pagal!
Muhabbat Kee Tabiyat Main Zaberdasti Nahin Hoti!
Jissay Rasta Badalna Ho
Ussay Rasta Badalnay Se
Jissay Hadd Se Nikalna Ho
Ussay Hadd Se Nikalnay Se
Na Koi Rok Paya Hai
Na Koi Rok Pai Ga
Tumhain Kiss Baat Ka Darr Tha
Mujahy Baishak Jaga Daitay
Tumhain Main Daikh Hee Laiti
Tumhain Koi Dua Daiti
Kam-Az-Kamm Yun Tu Na Hota
Mairay Saathi! Haqeeqat Hai
Tumharay Baad Khonnay Ke Liya Kuch Bhee Nahin Baaqi
Mager Khonnay Se Derti Hoon
MAIN AB SONAY SE DERTI HOON
Hmko DOSTI ka pyar itna do k
had na ho, mgr eitbar b itna krna k
shak na Ho DOSTI itni sachi
krna k bewafai na ho or Dua bas itni krna k
kabi judai na ho
haath bhii jaate hue wo to mila kar na gaya
main ne chaha jise seene se laga kar rona
haath bhii jaate hue wo to mila kar na gaya
main ne chaha jise seene se laga kar rona
tere deevane ka kiya haal kiya hai gham ne
muskurate hue logon mein bhi jaa kar rona
log par lete hain chehre pe likhi tehriren
itna dushvaar hai logon se chupa kar rona..!
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…Dua…
Aae mere Allah iss “rabe ul awal” k pak mahine mein mere iss dost k ache naseeb ki raah main aane wali her rukawat ko asani main badal day, iss ki zindagi ko khushion se bhar de aur iss per aisa karam kar k sari kaaeynaat rashk karay, aur her dua zaban se nikalny se pehle qabool farma!!
beshak Tu her cheeze pe “QADIR” hai.
(Ameen)
Bap: Aaj Mera Bacha Upset Q He..??
Beta: Mai Apko Nai Bata Sakta
Bap: Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Yar
Beta: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nraz HoGai He
Har Fard Yahan Par Taajir Hai
Har Waqt Tijarat Hoti Hai
Tum Ap Hi Apny Daam Kaho
Chup K Nahi Sar-e-Aam Kaho
Kya Lo gy Apni Yari Ka
Kya Lo gy Tum Dildari Ka
Ghum khawar Bano Gy Kitny Main
Tum Pyar Krogy Kitny Main
Sub Jazby Mery Naam Karo
Hum Naam Tum Apna Daam Kaho
Phir Daam Chukaany Ki Khaatir
Hum Apna Daftar Kholen To
Hum Apni Jaib Tatolen To
Bas Pyar Mily Ga Thora Sa
Aazaar Mily Ga Thora sa
Ye Sikkay Yahan Kab Chalty Hain
Kya Udhaar Mily Ga Thora Sa?
Ye Duniya Be aitbari Ki
Ye Arz Hai Har Beyopari Ki
Chal Chor Tamana Jazbon Ki
Hum Khali Hath Hi Aye Thy
Chal Khali Hath Hi Jayen Hum.
New research of astrologers.
never beleive in 3 people.
sagitarius, capricorn, pices. Bcz they never belive in anyone.
never lose 3 people,
libra, cancer, aries. Bcz they are the most sincere n true lovers.
never share with 3 people,
virgo, taurus,scorpio, bcz they can never keep secrets n cheat people by crocodile tears.
never reject 3 people,
leo, gemini, aquarius
bcz they are true friends n never think bad 4 any one.
I dont need a diamond ring.
I dont need the best chocolates.
I dont need the most expensive fresh flower.
But all i need is
Your love.
Your care.
Your time.
And most importantly I need you.
Zahanaton Ko Kahan Karb Se Farar Mila
Jise Nigaah Milii Usako Intazaar Mila
Vo Koii Raah Kaa Patthar Ho Yaa Hasiin Manzar
Jahan Se Raastaa Thaharaa Vahiin Mazaar Mila
Koii Pukaar Rahaa Thaa Khulii Fizaaon Se
Nazar Uthaaii To Chaaro Taraf Hisaar Milaa
Har Ek Saans Na Jaane Thii Justajuu Kis Kii
Har Ek Dayaar Musaafir Ko Bedayaar Milaa
Ye Shahar Hai Ki Numaish Lagii Huii Hai Koii
Jo Aadamii Bhii Milaa Banake Ishtahar Milaa
Fact: A tear burns Hundred drops of blood
when it comes out of an EYE.
Crying some1 means ur gradually dying for some1
SO ALWAYS VALUE SOMEONES TEAR……. 😀
Jo Dost Dard Ko Samjtay Hein Wo Kabi
Dard Ki Waja Nhi Bantay,
Aur
Jo Dost Sachi Dosti krtay Hein
Wo Dard Sehna To Jantay hein
Par Dard Dena Nhi Jantey.
I am Not Perfect,
But I Know That,
You Will Never..
Ever. . .
Ever. . .
Ever,
Find Someone Like ME. . . and No One Can Love You Like The Way
I Do !!!
I LOVE U
Allah se kaho!
I MISS U
Namaz se kaho!
I BELIVE U
Quran se kaho!
I TRUST U
Rasool se kaho!
I HATE U
Gunaho se kaho!
I’M Muslim fakhr se kaho.
Dhoop Ka Safar Chhav Me Thehar Gaya,
Kadam Ke Faasale Rahguzar Se Bichhad Gaya.
Wasl-E-Nazar Hui Ek Kali Se Baad-E-Sahar,
Dopahar Ko Gul Hua Sham Ko Bikhar Gaya.
Rahguzar Ka Marasim Manzil Se Hai Ta Umr Ka,
Gar Manzil Bhi Karwat Le To Musafir Kidhar Gaya.
Meharban Ho Agar Chaman Pe Bahaaran,
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Gul Ki Kismat Sawanr Gaya.
Safar-E-Saman Ab Kyo Halka Hua,
Gethri Jo Kholi,Dekha Umr Guzar Gaya.
Zindagi Dhoop Ki Si Hai Atiq,
Jo Sahar Se Chali Sham Ki Chaukhat Pe Thar Gaya.
PIA Air Hostess Passenger se: Aap Khana Khayen ge…?
Passenger: Choices kia kia hain….???
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Air Hostess:
YES or No.
Judge: Tmhari akhri wish?
Mujrim:
Aap ki beti se shadi, Nokia N97, 5 crore Rs,
USA ka viza, 2 saal ka haneymoon, 6,
7 bache jo aap ko nana nana kahen or mujhe papa,
or men un sab ki shadi karwa dun us k baad aap jo fesla do mjhe manzoor hoga.
Judge: Hahaha !! meri koi beti hi nhi. Tanggo kamine nu.!
In search of seat in train,
Pessengr 1: thori takleef krein gy ap?
Psngr2: oi oi oi hui hui hui haye haye haye. . !
Enni kafi ay ya hor kran.
Her aik chor jata hai Bazar-e-Muhabbat Main
Bhar jaye jab Dil to loag Khilona badal liya kartay hain
Un ki tareef kia poochtey ho
Umar sari gunahoun mein guzri
Paarsa ban rahey hein wo aesey
Jesey ganga nahaye howey hein
Ishq mai kia tujhey hum batayen
Kis kadar chowt khaaye hoe hen
Ek Murghi k Kawway s rishta ho gaya,
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Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
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Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
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Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
.
Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho
“Khaak mujh me kamal rkha hai,
Mustafa ne sambhaal rAkha hai…,
Mere aibon pe
daal k parda,
Mujhe achhon me daal rakha hai,
Apne daman se kr k wabasta,
Hr musibat ko taal rakha hai,
Me to kab ka he marr gaya hota,
AAQA
tere tukron ne
paal rakha Hai.
Subhan ALLAH
Meri zindagi mery sath chal
Tu tham k mera hath chal
Mery hath mein Tu hath de
Tu Umer bhar mera sath de
Tujy dekhna meri arzoo
Tujy sochna meri justjoo
Mujy din de apny khial ka
Mujy apny qurb ki raat de
Main akaily bhatkoon kahan kahan
Tery dam se ye saansain rwan dwan
Ye safr boht tavil hy
Tera sang hseen-o-Jamil hy
Meri dhrkno ko qrar de
Mery bigry hal sanwar de
kbi khd b mery pas a
mujhe uljhno se nijat de
Meri zindgi mera sath de.”
raton mein gar na ashk bahaun to kya karun
ik pal bhi us ko bhool na paun to kya karun
main ne suna hai un ko andhere nahi pasand
rahon mein ab main dil na jalaun to kya karun
tumhin kaho ki chod de jab zindagi bhi sath
phir maut ko gale na lagaun to kya karun
socha to tha ki chod dun us ke gali ‘murad’
lekin kaheen qarar na paun to kya karun
Poet of The Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Murad Lucknawi
Send ur girlfriend on a treasure hunt.
Start wid a clue at home,
dan send her on a tour of ur favorite spots all over town.
Wen she gets 2 da last hint, da prize shuld b u on 1 knee.
meri soony soony raton ko saja dega
pyaar hota hai kya smjha dega
ishq mein wo kabhi na daga dega
sirf chahe ga mujh ko wafa dega
ik din usko ana hoga jaye ga kahan
aye ga aye aye aye ga
wo raja me khwabon ka wo raja me khwabon ka
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.
.
mein ne banaya hai …….
Dosti jab kisi se ke jaye
dushmanon ke bhi raye li jaye
maut ka zeher hai fizaon mein
ab kahan ja ke sans li jaye
bas isi soch mein hun duba hua
ye nadi kaise par ke jaye
mere mazi ke zakhm bharne lage
aj phir koi bhool ke jaye
botalen khol ke to pi barason
aj dil khol ke bhi pi jaye
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Rahat Indori
1 Larke Or Larki
Ki Shadi Howi To
Garmi Bohot Thi
Ap Yaqeen Karo
K Dosre Din Hi
Un
K
Gher
Bacha Howa
.
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.
SaLaN Khrab
Ho Gaya.
Log ap ko bura kahe D0NT MIND
Pagal kahe gussa na hona
Jahil kahe to b cool rahna
Lekin agar khobsurat kahe to rakh k chamat marnaQ k mazaq ki b 1 had hoti ha.
No matter the sky is black or blue,
no matter theres stars or moon,
as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always
be wif u. Gd Nite!
Hawa ko khushbu
.
MUBARAK
Fiza ko mausum
.
MUBARAK
Chaman ko gul MUBARAK
.
Aapko humari taraf se
SHAB-E-QADR
ki raat MUBARAK.
Tamam Pakistanio ko inform kia jata hy k hr match hm nhi jeet skte q k baqi teams yahan apne ABBA ki Barat ma nhi i hy!
A Pblic Service Msg by
Shahid AFRIDI:)
You Hurt Me, I Kept Silent……!!!
You Teased Me, I Kept Silent… !!!
You Ignored Me, I Kept Silent….!!!
But, One Day You Leave Me, I Burst Into Tears
Coz, You Hurt Me More Than I Deserve …!!
Itni ulfat Na Karo K Bikhar Jain Hum,
Thora Danta B Karo K Sudhar Jain Hum,
Agar Ho Jaye Humse Khata,
To Ho Jana Khafa,
Magar Itna B Nai K Mar Hi Jain hum.
Wo Intazaar Thaa Jis Kaa, Ye Wo Sehar To Nahiin
Ye Wo Sehar To Nahiin Jis Kii Aarazuu Lekar
Chale The Yaar K Mil Jaayegii Kahiin Na Kahiin
Falak Ke Dasht Mein Taron Kii Aakharii Manzil
Kahiin To Hogaa Shab-E-Sust Mauj Kaa Saahil
Kahiin To Jaa Ke Rukegaa Safinaa-E-Gam-E-Dil
Jawaan Lahuu Kii Pur-Asaraar Shaaharaahon Se
Chale Jo Yaar To Daaman Pe Kitane Haath Parey
Dayaar-E-Husn Kii Be-Sabr Khwaab-Gaahon Se
Pukaratii Rahiin Baahein, Badan Bulaatey Rahey
Bahut Aziiz Thii Lekin Rukh-E-Sehar Kii Lagan
Bahut Qariin Thaa Hasiinaan-E-Nuur Kaa Daaman
Subuk Subuk Thii Tamannaa, Dabii Dabii Thii Thakan
Kisi buzurg sy pocha gaya
“Gussa kia ha”
un buzurg nay fermaya
“kisi ki ghalti ki saza khud ko daina”
jazakAllah
Gud Morning
kahin be kenar se rat jagey kahin zar nigar se khoab day
tera kia asol ha zindagi? mujhe kon is ka jawab dey
jo bicha sakon tery wastey jo saja sakon tery rasty
meri dastras men sitary rakh meri muthiyon ko gulab dey
ye jo khohishon ke parindey han inhen mosmon se garz nahi
ye urey ga apni moj men ise ab de k serab dey
tujhe cho lia to bharak uthy merey jismon jan men charag se
kabi yon b ho mery robaro k men nazar mila k ye keh sakon meri khoahishon ka hisab de
teri ik nigah k faiz se meri zeast harf mehk uthy
mear lafz lafz ho kehkshan mujhe aysi koi kitab dey
My love for you will never end
There are no two thoughts,
nor pretend,
Since the time I saw you,
I have fallen in love with you,
That time I had no clue,
That I wont be able to live
without you, Baby,
today I want you to know,
Though I dont have many
words to show That I love you..!!
Zara si der ko aaye the khwab aankhon mein
phir us ke bad musalsal azab aankhon mein
wo jis ke naam ke nisbat se raushan tha vujud
khatak raha hai wohi aaftab aankhon mein
jinhen mata-e-dil-o-jan samajh rahe the hum
wo aaine bhi hue behijab aankhon mein
ajab tarah ka hai mausam ke khak udati hai
wo din bhi the ke khile the gulab aankhon mein
mere gazal teri vahashaton ke khair ki hai
bahut dinon se bahut iztarab aankhon mein
na jane kaisi qayamat ka peshkhema hai
ye uljhane teri be-intasab aankhon mein
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Iftikhar Arif
Ahmed Hain Shehr E Ilm To Dar Murtaza Ali
Kaaba Aggar Sadaf Hai, Gohar Murtaza Ali
Woh Zarra E Haqeer Bhi Khursheed Ban Gaya
Jis Par Pardi Tumhari Nazar Muratza Ali
Zahra Hain Deen Ka Jism To Quwwat Hasan Hossein
Dil Hain Rasul E Paak, Jigar Murtaza Ali
Badr O Hunain Khayber O Khandaq Mein Sochiyey
Kiya Woh Tabah Na Hotay Aggar Muratza Ali
Mumkin Nahin Key Barq Nashaiman Jala Sakey
Likha Ho Aashiyaan Pe Aggar Murtaza Ali
Hai Khaak E Pai Shabbar O Shabbeer Yeh Ghulam
Safdar Pe Ho Karam Ki Nazar Muratza Ali
Dil-o-dimag ko ro lunga aah kar lunga
tumhare ishq mein sab kuch tabah kar lunga
agar mujhe na milin tum tumhare sar ke qasam
main apni sari javani tabah kar lunga
mujhe jo dair-o-haram mein kaheen jagah na mili
tere khayal hi ko sajdagah kar lunga
jo tum se kar diya maharum aasman ne mujhe
main apni zindagi sarf-e-gunah kar lunga
raqib se bhi milunga tumhare hukm pe main
jo ab talak na kiya tha ab aah kar lunga
tumhari yaad mein main kat dunga hashr ke din
tumhare hijr mein raten siyah kar lunga
harim-e-hazarat-e-salama ke simt jata hun
hua na zabt to chupke se aah kar lunga
ye naubahar ye abr-o-hava ye rang-e-sharab
chalo jo ho so ho ab to gunah kar lunga
kisi hasina ke masum ishq mein “akhtar”
javani kya hai main sab kuch tabah kar lunga
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Akhtar Shirani
Wo jo badalta hai to besakhta meri aankhain……
Apny Hathon ki lakeeron mein ulaj jati hain….
From: Qamar Saghir ( 03315161307)
Tanha chaand ko dekha hoga
Koi yaad to aaya hoga
Zabt ka sheesha chatkha hoga
Yaad ne kankar phenka hoga
Sawan ki bheegi khushboo ne
Saanson ko sulgaya hoga
Ghagar se chimti hai radha
Shyaam jo usko chhoota hoga
Ham kya khaak ghazal likkhen jab
Angdaai par pehra hoga
Tere taiwar dekhke aksar
Maosam rang badalta hoga
Jisne pyaar lutaya uska
Aansu hi sarmaya hoga
Wasl ki chaah me tapta suraj
Sagar doobke rota hoga
Sonp ke maojon ko bechaini
Pyasa sahil sota hoga
Tara toota aur dil dhadka
Tujhe kisine maanga hoga
Mujhe Azmane Wale Mujhe Azman ke Roye
Meri Dastane Hasrat Suna Suna ke Roye
Teri Bewafaiyon Par, Teri Kaj Adaiyon Par
Kabhi Sar chupa Ke Roye, Kabu Munh Chupa Ke Roye
Jo Sunai Anjuman Men Shab-e0 Gham Ki Aab-biti
Kabhi Ro ke Muskaraye, Kabhi Muskara Ke Roye
Main Hun Be-Watan Musafir, Mera Naam Bekasi Hai
Mera Koi Bhi Nahin Hai Jo Gale Laga Ke Roye
Mere Paas Se Guzar Kar Mera Haal Tak Na Poocha
Main Yeh Kaise Maan Jaun Ke Woh Dur Ja KE Roye
Na jane kiyon tumhare naam se itni muhabbat hai
Kisi ka naam leti hoon to tumhara naam aata hai
Jab khayalon me nideyen palak hoti hai
Dil me paida teri yaadon ki mahak hoti hai
Tu shabo roz ka hasil hai mera saath na chod
Tu hi ham raaz ke qabil hai mera sath na chod
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Night Is A Theater
Dream
Is A
Movie
…
God
Is The
Director,
Nature
Is The
Producer
U R
The Hero
“Enjoy”
The Night With Sweet Dreams…:-)
May b I am wrong but the Person who Loves U,
will Fight with
U more
but
if
U drop a tear
he will Fight the worLd to Stop Ur tears…
DiL to kehta hai k
chhor jaon yeh DUNiYA
MAGAR
Phir KHAYAAL ata hai k
hAley tey mera weya wi
ni hoya.
Mumkin Ho Aap Se Tuo Bhula Dijiyey Mujhay
Pathar Pe Hoon Lakeer, Mita Dijiyey Mujhay
Hur Rooz Mujh Se Taaza Shikayat Hai Aap Ko
Main Kia Hoon, Aik Baar Bata Dijiyey Mujhay
Mere Siwa Bhi Hai Koi Mozoo-E-Guftugu
Apna Bhi Koi Rang Dikha Dijiyey Mujhay
Main Kia Hoon, Kis Jagah Hoon, Mujhay Kuch Khabar Nahin
Hain Aap Kitni Duur Zara Sada Dijiyey Mujhay
Ki Main Ne Apne Zakham Ki Tash’heer Ja Baja
Hum Mantey Hein Jurm, Saza Dijiyey Mujhay
Qaim Tou Ho Sakey Koi Rishta Ap Key Saath
Gehre Samandaroon Main Baha Dijiyey Mujhay
Shab Bhar Kiran Kiran Ko Tarasney Se Faida
Hai Tairgi Tou Aag Laga Dijiyey Mujhay
Jaltey Dinoon Main Khud Pas Deewar Baith Kar
Saaye Ki Justuju Main Laga Dijiyey Mujhay
Youn Tou Shoola-E-Jaan Sard Ho Chuka
Laikin Sulag Uthoon Tou Hawa Dijiyey Mujhay
May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan
Nabi-e-Karim (Sallaho Alaihi Wosallam) se Pir(monday) k din “roza” rakhne k bare main sawal kiya gaya, To Aap (Sallaho Alaihi Wosallam) ne farmaya k : main pir k din paida howa, aur pir ke hi din se mojh par Qura’an ka nazool shoro howa..(Muslim Shareef)
Tadap uthun bhi to zalim teri duhai na dun
main zakhm zakhm hun phir bhi tujhe dikhai na dun
tere badan mein dhadakane laga hun dil ke tarah
ye aur baat ke ab bhi tujhe sunai na dun
khud apne aap ko parakha to ye nadamat hai
ke ab kabhi use ilzam-e-bevafai na dun
mujhe bhi dhundh kabhi mahv-e-ainadari
main tera aqs hun lekin tujhe dikhai na dun
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam: Ahmed Faraz
aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain Door
Wah Wah
jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain door
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.
.
Wo Question Exam me aatey hain Zaroor.
Lo Apna Jahan Ae Duniya Walo,
Hum Iss Duniya Ko Chhor Chale,
Jo Rishtey Nate Jore Thy
Wo Rishtey Nate Tor Chale,
Kuch Sukh K Sapne Dekh Chale Kuch Dukh K Sapne Jhel Chale,
Taqder Ki Andhi Gardish Ne Jo Khel Khellae Khel Chale
Her Cheez Tmhari Lotadi Hm Lekar Kuch Na Saath Chale
Phr Dosh Na Dena Ae Logo Hm Dekh Lo Khali Haath Chale
Ye Raah “FARAZ” Akeli Kat’ti Hy Yahan Sath Na Koi Yar Chale,
Us Paar Najane Kya Hoga
Is Paar To Sb Kch Haar Chaly
The Greatest Mistake Which We Humans Comit In Our Relationships:
“We Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero And React DOUBLE.”
Hain sabhi ko
hum say shikayatein,
Pr humain ksi se
gila nahin
FARAZ…
Yeh usool hum
ne bana liya,
Na mila karo,
Na gila karo..
Khird ke pas khabar ke siwa kuch aur nahi
tera ilaj nazar ke siwa kuch aur nahi
har muqam se aage muqam hai tera
hayat zauq-e-safar ke siwa kuch aur nahi
rangon mein gardish-e-khun hai agar to kya hasil
hayat soz-e-jigar ke siwa kuch aur nahi
urus-e-lala munasib nahi hai mujhase hijab
ki main nasim-e-sahar ke siwa kuch aur nahi
jise qasad samajhate hain tajaran-e-firang
wo shay mata-e-hunar ke siwa kcuh aur nahi
giranbaha hai to hifz-e-khudi se hai warna
gohar mein aab-e-gauhar ke siwa kuch aur nahi
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Allama Iqbal
dard ko dard se na dekho ,,,
Dard ko b Dard hota hai,,,,
Har dard ko zarorat hai dost ki,,,,
akhar dost hi hai jo dard main
Hum Dard hota hai
Nasir Mehmood(03325868807)
Kon kehta hai mohabbat ke zuban hoti hai
ye haqiqat to nigahon se bayan hoti hai
wo na aaye to satati hai khalish si dil ko
wo jo aaye to khalish aur jawan hoti hai
ruh ko shad kare dil ko jo puranur kare
har nazare mein ye tanvir kahan hoti hai
zabt-e-sailab-e-mohabbat ko kahan tak roke
dil mein jo baat ho aankhon se ayan hoti hai
zindagi ek sulagati si chita hai “sahir”
shola banti hai na ye bhuj ke dhuan hoti hai
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Sahir Hoshiarpuri
“…Do hi lafzon ka tha woh afsana…,”
“…Jo suna kar khamosh ho baithey..!”
“..Ibteda ye k tum ko chaha tha.,”
“..Inteha ye k khud ko kho baithey”
Boy and girl are sitting in a park 2 dogs kissed each other
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Boy: jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhi ??
Girl: ok, par sambhal ke…
kahi kutta kaat na le…!
Tanhai ki chadar or’rhe
Teri Yaadon k kamre mein band
Hijr ki kaali ratoon meinJab aansu
mere girte heinEk naam tumhara lete hein
Palkon pe jhoolte chand qatreJab daman mein aa girte hein
Pegham mujhe ye dete hein
K pyar to bus ek dhoka haiKab kon kisi ka hota hai..
Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui hai
to mayoos mut hona aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango
agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota to kanjoosi mut karo
aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao.
Submit By: Zain Shuja
A mother’s love determines how
We love ourselves and others.
There is no sky we’ll ever see
Not lit by that first love.
Stripped of love, the universe
Would drive us mad with pain;
But we are born into a world
That greets our cries with joy.
How much I owe you for the kiss
That told me who I was!
The greatest gift–a love of life–
Lay laughing in your eyes.
Because of you my world still has
The soft grace of your smile;
And every wind of fortune bears
The scent of your caress.
Bhulna Meri Aadat Nahi Yaadasht Chalajye Tu Alag Baat Hai
Dosto Ko Har Sanss Ke Saat Yaad karta hon Sans Chala Jaye tu Alag Baat Hai
Wahi Purab hai, Wahi Paschim hai,
Washi Uttar hai Wahi Dakshin,
Tukde-Tukde Meri Dharti ke,
Nahi Bhulta mai woh kshan.
Kaise Beete pata nahi hai,
64 Warsh Azadi ke.
Azad Hindustan kaisa hoga,
Sapne har ek manav ke.
Jan-Jan mein goonjta naam hai,
Bharat ke veer shahidon ka.
Aaj bhi aisi veer shahidi,
Bhula na sakta Hindustan.
Karwan ki pakdi dagar aisi,
Grihatyag balidaan kiya.
Maatribhumi ko sheesh chadhane,
Veeron ne kaisa pran liya.
Ahinsa ke bal Gaandhi koode,
Raajneeti Nehru ji ki.
Subhash Chander, Shekhar jaison ne,
Laaj bachai bharat ki.
Raajguru, Batukeshwar Dutt bhi,
Shaheed ho gaye is ran mein.
Amar shaheedi tabhi bachi hai,
Swatantra bharat ke kan-kan mein.
Chale gaye Angrej chhod desh,
Apni dharti tod gaye.
Bharat aur Pakistan banaakar,
Fir se jhagda jod gaye.
“Angrejo Bharat Chhodo”,
“Jai Hind” Hamara Naara tha.
Bharat ki dharati goonj uthi,
Jan-Jan ne yahi pukara tha.
Aao aaj fir se hum,
Unhi palon ko yaad karen.
Yah Shubh din Amar rahe,
Baar-baar fariyaad karen.
“Jai Hind” “Jai Bharat” Bolo,
Deshbhakti mein amrit gholo.
Swatrata diwas amar rahe,
Hindustani dil se bolo.
…………………..UMESH TAPSE (UST)
 Urdu Computer Shairi , Computer Poetry , Funny Hindi Computer Poetry , Hindi Computer Shayari , Urdu Funny Shayari
Computer Shairi – 2
Shayad Mere Pyar Ko ,Test Karna Bhool Gaye
Dil Sey Aisa Cut Kiya,Ke Paste Karna Bhool Gaye
Jo Muddat Se Hota Aaya Hai,Woh Repeat Kar Doonga
Tu Naa Mili To Apni Zindagi,Ctrl+Alt+Delete Kar Doonga
Laakhon Honge Nigaah Mein ,Kabhi Mujhe Bhi Pick Karo
Mere Pyaar Ke Icon Pe,Kabhi To Double-Click Karo
Roz Subha Hum Karte Hain ,Pyar Se Unhe Good Morning
Woh Aise Ghoor Ke Dekte Hain ,Jaise 10 Errors Aur 5 Warning
Jabse Meri Zindagi Mein, Aayi Hai Ik Female
Bhool Gaya Hai Sab Kuchh ,Kya Mailbox, Kya E-Mail
