Wife: Meri shadi to apni study ki waja se late hui,
Aap ki shadi kiun late hui?
Husband: Mein SADQA bohat kasrat se diya karta tha
Wife: Shadi se SADQAY Ka kiya taalluq?
Husband: Sadqa bahot si balaaon ko talta ha….
Bas aik saal nahi day sakaa to shadi ho gae…:-):-P
Jisko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai
wah wah wah
Jisko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai
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Lo Dadso yaro, Pepsi aj to fair 70 di hogai 😉 😛 😀
Oh my dear
Forget your fear
Let all ur dreams b clear
Never put tear
Please hear
I want to tell u one thing in your ear
Vishing You A Very Happy
NEW YEAR
Submit By: Fizaia Deg Colg Pesh (03459138539)
Bare anjan mosam main
Boht be-rang lamhon main
Bina ahat bina dstak
Boht masoom sa “SAPNA”
Utar aya he ankhon men
Bina sochey bina smjhe
Kaha hai “DIL” ne chupkey se
Haan is nannhey sy sapne ko
Aankhon men jaga day do
Bina rokey bina tokey
Hmaisha ki trha ab b
Bina uljhey bina boley
Jhuka deya ha sar ham ne
Magr tabeer kia hogi?
Ye ham janain na dil janey
Bas maloom hai itna
K DIL K FAISLE AKSAR
HAMAIN KAM RAAS AYE HAIN..
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
EK STUDENT KI KAHANI
Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti rahi,
Aur nind mujhe apni taraf khichti rahi,
Nind ka jhoka mera man moh gaya,
Aur kal raat fir ek honhar student bina padhe so gaya..:p :/ :O 😀
Log Mujh Se Mil k Bichr Jate Hein,,
Is Liye Me Logon Se Door Rehta houn.,,
Mat Samjho K Aatey Nahi Adab_E_MulaQat Mujhe,,
Khalos Ka Banda houn Aadt Se Majboor Rehta Houn.,,
…
Jin Sy Barha Mera Rabta Shikwa Hi Mila,,
Ab Rabta Nahi Barhata Bohat Msroor Rehta houn.,,
Log Mujhe Kehte Hein
Be’Murawt
Mghroor Aur Khud Garzz,,
Kitne Achy Namo Sy Mashhoor Rehta Houn.,,
Hr Waqt Khoya Rehta Houn Khud Ki Talash Mein,,
Boht Thak Gaya Houn,,
IsI Liye ‘Apne Aks’ Se b Doour Rehta Houn.,,!!!
In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas
Barish ki tez bondon ny jb dastak di darwazy pr,
Mehsoos hua tum aay ho andaz tumhary jesa tha.
Hawa k halky jhonky ki jb aahat hui khirki pr,
Mehsoha.
Phir ruk gai wo barish bi,
Rahi na baqi aahat bi,
Main samjha mujhy tum chor gy andaz tumhary jesa tha.
Ek pathan ne pehli br roza rkha dophar me he nidhal hogya or
F.M radio call ki Host: ji kia sunna psand krenge?
Pathan: hum ko Maghrib ka azaan sunwa do..
Of all the friends I have ever met.
Your the one I would not ever forget.
And if I die before you do
I will go to heaven and wait for you.
Tumse Mil Kar Tumhe Bhulna Mushkil Hai Asaan Nahi
Deewane Dil Ko Samjhana,Mushkil Hai Asaan Nahi
Har Rasta,Har Manzar Ab To,Koi Fasana Lagta Hai
Jab Se Tum Aaye Ho,Sara Sheher Suhana Lagta Hai
Jaate Lumho Ka Ruk Jana
Mushkil Hai,Asaan Nahi
Jhukti Aankhein,Rukti Sansein,Dard Adhura Kehti Hai
Dil Ki Puri Batein Aksar Dil Ke Under Rehti Hai
Dil Ki Baat,Zubaan Par Lana
Mushkil Hai,Aansan Nahi
Jo Hum Chaahein Wo Tum Chaaho,Phir Bhi Kyu Ye Doori Hai?
Mil Kar Bhi Hum Mil Nahi Pate,Ye Kaisi Majboori Hai?
Rasmoo Ki Deewar Giraana Mushkil Hai,Aansan Nahi
“Jo gehri neend sotty hain mohbat kar nahi sakty
“Rajoo”
Sakoon itna kahan hasil mohabat karny walon ko.”
%SILENT% ¤LOVE¤
Ajab Din Thhey Mohabbat Ke
Ajab Raatein Thhein Chaahat Ki
Kabhi Gar Yaad Aa Jaein
To Palkon Per Sitaarey Jhilmilaatey Hein
Kissi Ki Yaad Mein,
Raaton Ko Aksar Jaagna Maamool Thha Apna
Kabhi Gar Neend Aajati!
To Ham Ye Soch Letey Thhey!
Abhi To Woh Hamaarey Waastey!
Soyaa Nahi Ho Gaa!
Abhi Royaa Nahi Ho Ga!
To Phir Ham Jaagtey Thhey Aur Uus Ko Yaad Kertey Thhey!,
Akeley Baith Ker Weeran Dil Abaad Kertey Thhey!
Hmaarey Saamney Taaron Ki Jhhurmut Mein!
Akela Chaand Hota Thha!
Jo Uus Ke Husn Ke Aagey!
Bohat Hi Maand Hota Thha!
Jab Agley Roz Ham Miltey To!
To Guzri Raat Ki Har Be-Kali Ka Zikar Kertey Thhey!
Har Ik Qissa Suunatey Thhey!
Kahan Kis Baat Pe Dil Dharka Batatey Thhey!
Mein Jab Kehta !
Ke Jaanan Raat Ko!
Roshan Sitaaron Mein!
Tumhaara Naam Daikha Thha!
To ‘Woh’ Kehti!
Razi Tum Jhoot Kehtey Ho!
Sitaarey Mein Ne Daikhey Thhey!
Aur Uun Roshan Sitaaron Mein!
Tumhaara Naam Likhha Thha!!!!
Ajab ‘Masoom’ Larki Thhi!
Mujhe Kehti Thhi Lagta Hai!
Ke Ab Apney Sitaarey!
Mil Hi Jaaein Gai!
Magar Uuss Ko Khabar Kia Thhi!
Kinaarey Mil Nahi Saktey!
Mohabbat Ki Kahaani Mein,
Mohabbat Kerney Walon Ke,
‘Sitaarey’ Mil Nahi Saktey
Hum jo aasmaan hotey
Un ko mah ro kartey
Un udaas aankhon ko roshni se bhar detey
Kuch nami ko kam kartey
Kuch khoshi se bhar detey
Hum jo aasman hotey
Un fasurda palkoon ki
Beqarar larzish ko ?..
man pasand chehrey ki simt munjamid kartey
ye agr na kar patey
tab ussey khuda kartey
tab ussey sanam kartey?..
us ko murtakiz kar k
khod ko chaar soo kartey
apni sans kam kar k
us ko daan kar detey
un haseen palkoon k
uthtey jhuktey rehney mein
dharkanoon ko gum kartey..
ye bhi gar na kar patey
phir bhi kuch to hum kartey
un udaas aankhon ki wehshatoon se kehdena ..!!!
Woh Toh Paani Ki Boond Hai Jo Ankho Se Beh Jaye,
Aansu Toh Woh Hai Jo Tadap K Ankho Me Hi Reh Jaye,
Woh Pyar Kya Jo Lafzo Me Bayan Ho?
Pyar Toh Woh Hai Jo Aakhon Me Nazar Aaye…
Har phool ko raat ki raani nahi kehte,
Har kisi se dil ki kahani nahi kehte,
Meri ankhon me nami se samajh jaana,
Deewane har bat zabani nahi kehte.
Share with us more Aankhon ki shayari .in comments section below.
Mein to yo he masti me gata ja raha tha
Faraz
Us ne muj roka aur pyar se kaha
Chal beta mobile nikal de 😉 😛
Ye daur-e-masarrat te tevar tumharen
ubharne se pahale na duben sitaren
bhanvar se lado tund laharon se ulajho
kahan tak chaloge kinare-kinare
ajab cheez hai ye mohabbat ke bazi
jo hare wo jite, jo jite wo hare
siyah naginen banake dasati hain kirannon
kahan koi ye roz-e-rausahn guzri
safine vahan dub kar hi rahe hain
jahan hausale nakhudaon ne hare
kai inqalabat aaye jahan mein
magar aj tak na din na badle hamare
“raza” sail-e-nau ke khabar de rahe hain
ufaq ko ye choote huye tez dhare
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Raza Hamdani
I Just Can’t Get Over You I Really Don’t Know What To Do
Everything I Did I Did For You Now There’s Nothing Left For Me To Do
I Love You More Than You’ll Ever Know
Eventhough You’ve Been Treating Me So Cold
To The Devil I Would Sell My Soul
Just So I Would Have Your Hand To Hold
But, I Just Had To Let You Go Everything You Ever Said
Is Always Running Through My Head
Through My Broken Heart, It Was You I Lead
“You’re A Very Good Friend”, To Me You Said
You Voices Echoes Thrughout My Head
Without You, I Might As Well Be Dead
For I Felt This Weird Desire Never Wanting Our Friendship To Expire
It’s Your Strength That I Really Admire
You Fed And Took Care Of My Inner Fire
But Now I See The Brutal Truth You’re Just Another Liar
Whenever You Could, You Caused Me Pain
I Think You Loved To Drive Me Insane
It Was My Soul That You Wanted To Maim
I Never Thought You Could Be So Lame
You Promised Me You’d Change
But You Still Remained The Same
On Me You Put All The Blame
Convincing Me To Feel The Shame
Our Friendship Was So Simple And Plain
‘Abusive’. There! I Gave It A Name
You Just Couldn’t Stop Hurting Me
Away From You I Tried To Flee All Too Reluctantly
I Hope That One Day You Will See
How Very Much You Will Always Mean To Me
Looking Down On You, I Am Free
I Love You Madly, But Please
Just Let Me Be! I Don’t Think I Can Get Over You
I Really Don’t Know What Else To Do
Everything I Did I Did For You
Now There’s Nothing Left For Me To Do
Me And You
And The Memories We Made
Our Endless Conversations
And Pointless Little Fights
The Long Summer Days
And Cold Winter Nights
The Old Oak Tree Still Stands
And Our Initials Are There
Have You Gone Back?
Because I Sure Have
The Walks We’d Take
The Laughs We Shared
The Good Times
And The Bad
These Memories We Made
They’re All Thats Left Of Me And You
Me And You And The Memories
The Memories We Made In Maine
Larkon ko Larkiyon k baray baray pasand hotay hain
Larkiyan jab chalti hain to unkay hiltay howay bohat piyaray lagtay hain
Kya?
Socho
Nahi pata?
Un k piyaray piyaray
Barey barey
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‘BOOBS’ or “HIPS”
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Tu baal samajh raha tha na ?
Edda tu Haji da puttar.
Wo aaj krta hai nazar-andaz to bura na maan Ae Dil
Toot kr chahne walon ko rulana riwaaj hai is dunya ka
Hum un kay pyar ban gay baraf ka gola
Wo bewafa boli thanda matlab coca cola
FROM: Syed Shah
Dil se dil kabhi juda nahi hote,
yuhi dil kisipe fida nahi hote,
payar se bada hota hai dosti ka rista
kyun ki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hote..
In USA and UK when couples go to bed they say good night love
In Pakistan, Taale check kar liye ke nahin?? 😛
Wada Karte Hain Dosti Nibhayenge.,.,
Koshish Yahi Rahegi Tujhe Na Satyaenge..,,
Zarurat Pade Toh Dil Se Pukarana.,,
Mar Bhi Rahe Honge To Mohlat Lekar Aayenge
Zardari
ka
Latest
Song
Bachna-A Gharibo
Lo Me Aa Gaya
Noto Ka Aashiq
Mulk Ka Dushman
Apni Ada Hai
BIBI Se juda
HE HOO….:-
Thukra kar us nay kaha muskarao
hum ny muskra dia akhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.
mi nay wo khoya jo mera tha hi nahi.
us nay wo khoya jo sirf usi ka tha.
PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .
DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.
USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHA
JAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …
HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI.
Apne Rab Ki Rehmat Se Mayos Na Ho.
Preshania Wqti Hoti hn.
Kamyabi UsKa Wada Ha Na Hosla Haro Na Gham Karo
Tum Hi Kamyab RahoGy Agr Tum Momin Ho (Al-Imran 139)..
Oh Father You Had Told Me When I Was Younger
There Would Come A Time When We Would Arrive In Karbala
A Caravan So Full With Brothers, Nephews And Your Sons
But How It Would Be Massacred And Be So Empty
I Never Thought That This Could Be So,
Where Would My Abbas Be?
Oh Ali What Has Now Happened
Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
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Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??
Hum Ne Khud me Tumko Piroya He 1 Tasbi Ki Tarhan
(* Dost *)
Yaad Rakhna Agr Hum Toote To Bikhar Tum b Jao Gay,
Apne Ahsas Se Chu Kar Mujhe Sandal Kar Do
Main Sadiyon Se Idhoora Ho Mukamal Kar Do
Na Tumhe Hoosh Raha Na Mujhe Hoosh Raha
Iss Qader Toot Ker Chaho Ki Mujhay Pagal Kar Do
Tum Hathali Ko Mara Pyaar Ki Mehndi Say Rang Do
Apni Ankhon Main Mara Naam Ka Kajal Kar Do
Dhoop Hi Dhoop Hon Main Iss Tarha Too Kar Bersoo Mujh Per
Main To Sehra Ho Mujhay Pyaar Ka Badal Kar Do
Iss K Saya Main Mara Khawab Mahek Jayin Ga
Mare Chehray Per Umeddon Ka Anchal Kar Do
Apna Honton Ki Moher Lagaoo Mujh Per
Ek Nazer Pyaar Say Deakho Mujhay Ghayal Kar Do
Ashfaq Ahmad writes in book Zaviya.
Achi baat to sab ko achi lagti hy jab tumhe kisi ki buri bat b buri na lage to samj lena tumhe us se MOHABBAT hy.
Tajurba insaan ko galat fesly se bachata hy.
Magar
Tajurba galat fesly se hi hasil hota hy.
Izzat dil me honi chahiye lafzon me nahi.
Narazgi lafzon me honi chahiye dil me nahi.
Khush naseeb wo nahi jis ka naseeb acha hy.
Balke khush naseeb wo hy jo apne naseeb par khush hy..
Wo Tark e Talluq Ka Ishara Bhi Nahin Kartey
Par Baat Bhi Hum Se Karna Gawara Nahin Kartey
Hum Jin Ko Basa Letey Han Ik Bar Nazar Mei
Phir Un Ko Kabhi Dil Se Utara Nahin Kartey
Apney Liye Bus Ik Yarana Hi Bohot Hai
Hum Koi Bhi Ghalti Dubara Nahin Kartey
Jo Dost Nazar Aate Han, Baatin Me Han Dushman
Hum Jaante Han Phir Bhi Kinara Nahin Kartey
Jab Tak Wo Salamat Han, Adawat Ka Maza Hai
Dushman Ko Kabhee Jan Sey Maara Nahin Kartey…
Teacher: sabse ziada CALCIUM kis DOODH main hota hy?
Boy: 18 saal ki larki main.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hison
me b jan a jati hy jin me HADDI nai hoti
Doobi Hain Meri Ungliyan Hi Mere Khoon Mein,
Ye Kaanch Ke Tukron Par Bharosay Ki Saza Hai..!
ڈوبی ہیں میری انگلیاں ہی میرے خون میں
!یہ کانچ کے ٹکڑوں پر بھروسے کی سزا ہے
Find latest Summer Festival Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu on shayarionline.com .Celebrate Summer Festival 2015 in style though our wonder full poetry and shyari to use on cards. This poetry can also be used as Happy Summer Festival sms greeting.
May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
*Happy Diwali*
Mai Apna Mann Sirf
Puja
Archana
Aarti
Shradha
Bhawana Me H Lagana
Chahta Hu
Apke Pados Me Koi
Rehti Ho To Batao
Ajse aapke yahan dhan ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vass ho,
Sankaton ka nash ho,
Har dil pe apka raj ho,
Unnati ka sar pe taj ho,
Wish you a very Happy Diwali!
Happy Summer Festival Mubarak to all of you from shayari Online Team
DiL to kehta hai k
chhor jaon yeh DUNiYA
…MAGAR…
Phir KHAYAAL ata hai k
hAley tey mera weya wi
ni hoya.
Wife:hmara bAcha chalny lg gia
Pthan:kb sy?
Wife:8 din sy
Pthan:o khana khraba pehly btati ab to bohat dor nikal gia hoga . . . . .
GEOMENTARY”
Batain Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gya Tha?
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Jawab Janiye Is Break K Baad!
BREAK:
Ufone… Tum he to ho
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LU ka Zeera plus.
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Surf excel.dadi 1 minute.
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Zong,sub keh do.
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Dew, do the dew.
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Jazz.apna he.
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Welcome Back After The Break
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Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal…
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ROAD Pe Lagaya Gya Tha!
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Jis ghr main bi larkian hain wo Surah-e- Maryum ki tilawat Jumme k din zohur ki namaz k baad karen. Is se un ka naseeb acha hota hai.send it to all girls…….
Isko frwd kren kyn k agr kisi ka bhala hua to swab k haqdar ap b hnge INSHALLAH.
Door rhny walon ki har bat rula deti hai
Hum ko to her jane wali rat rula dati hai
Waisy to hum dil k boht pakke hen
Bas kabi kbi kisi ki YAD rula deti hai.
huii hai shaam to aankhon main bas gayaa
phir tuu kahaan gayaa hai mere shahar ke musaafir
tuu bahut udaas hai ik shaKhs tere jaane se
jo ho sake to chalaa aa usii kii Khaatir tuu
merii misaal ki ik naKhl-e-Khushk-e-saharaa hon
teraa Khayaal ki shaaKh-e-chaman kaa taair tuu main jaanataa hon
ke duniyaa tujhe badal degii main maanataa hon ke
aisaa nahiin bazaahir tuu hansii Khushii se bichhar jaa agar bichharanaa hai
ye har maqaam pe kyaa sochataa hai aaKhir tuu Faraz
tuune use mushkilon main daal diyaa zamaanaa saahib-e-zar aur sirf shaayar tuu
kya khabar thi ke main is darja badal jaunga
tujh ko kho dunga tere gham se sambhal jaunga
ajanabi ban ke milunga main tujhe mahafil mein
tu ne chedi bhi to main baat badal jaunga
dhundh paye na jahan yaad bhi teri mujh ko
aise jangal mein kisi roz nikal jaunga
zid mein aaye hue masum se bache ke tarah
khud hi kashti ko dubone pe machal jaunga
Poet of the poem/ghazal or Nazam: Farhat Shahzad
Shola tha jal-bujha hun havayen mujhe na do
main kab ka ja chuka hun sadayen mujhe na do
jo zeher pi chuka hun tumhin ne mujhe diya
ab tum to zindagi ke duayen mujhe na do
aisa kaheen na ho ke palatakar na aa sakun
har bar dur ja ke sadayen mujhe na do
kab mujh ko aiteraf-e-muhabbat na tha ‘faraz’
kab main ne ye kaha tha sazayen mujhe na do
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Ahmed Faraz
Eid per Girl Friend ko shopping karwanay say kesay bacha jaye?…….. . . .
First Drink then think . . . . . .Atikaaf beth jao…
sprite.. University of freshology
Itne bure nahin k tujhe bhol jayenge hum
par aa zara se der tujhe aazmayen hum
;
dekhein judayon k maza kis tarah ka hai
kuch din ke liye tujh se kaheen door jaye`n hum
;
tu ik sada to de han muqrar hai aazma
kay hai khabar ab ke sanam lot aayen hum
;
mar jayen agar tujh se karen bewafai hum
zinda rahen agar to bohat gham uthaenge hum
;
meri nazam, ghazal mere ishar tujh se hain
tu samne nahin hai to kya gungunae`n hum”””
Kahane ke baat ho to use kah sunayiye
jo dil pe ban rahi ho, kyon kar dikhayiye
duniya ke ho havas to dil-o-din ganvayiye
yan khoyiye bahut-sa to kuch ja ke payiye
ye kya ki dil hai dair mein aur ka’abe mein maqam
ho rahiye bas waheen ke, jahan dil lagayiye
gar jan ka zarar hai mohabbat mein naseho
hum jan hi se baithe hain bezar jayiye
aur aitabar khote hi apna raha-saha
bas aa gaya yaqin hamen, qasamen na khayiye
hoti hujum-e-gam mein hai, kyon zeher ke talash
‘hali’ batayen aap ko, gar kuch khilayiye
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Altaf Hussain Hali
Hamnasheen Kaise Bataon Jazba-e-Ulfat Kya Hai,
Khud Bataye Gi Mohabat ‘Mohabat Kya Hai,
Aaya Parwana Gira Shama Par Jal Jal k Mara
Tu Ab Bhi Soch Raha Hai Mohabat Kya Hai,
Ishq ko Bhool k Jannat Ki Hai Duniya Ko Talaash
Ishq Ki Aag Agar Dozakh Hai To Jannat Kya Hai,
Meri Badli Hui Rangat Meri Halat To Dekho,
Ab To Samajh Lo Mohabat Kya Hai…!
Ab To Samajh Lo Mohabat Kya Hai…!
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
You Know My Name, Not My Life Story,
So Before You Judge Me In Any Way,
Go And Live My Life,
Then Come Back To Me And
Tell Me How Painful It Was !!
Zinda hun is tarah ki gam-e-zindagi nahi
jalta hua diya hun magar roshani nahi
wo muddaten huin hain kisi se juda hue
lekin ye dil ki aag abhi tak bujhi nahi
aane ko aa chuka tha kinara bhi samane
khud usake pas meri hi nayya gai nahi
hoton ke pas aaye hansi , kya majal hai
dil ka muamala hai koi dillagi nahi
ye chand ye hawa ye fiza, sab hai mand mand
jo tu nahi to in mein koi dil-kashi nahi
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Behzad Lucknawi
Aankh Se Lahu Na Bahaaya Kar,
Ay Dil Usay Kabhi To Bhool Jaya Kr,
Dekhna Wo Ek Din Tujhy Chorr Jaay ga,
Na Tu Usay itna Sataaya Kar,
itna Aetbaar Bhi Acha Nahi Hota,
Usay Har Ek Baat Na Bataya Kar,
Shiddat-E-Gham Se Seena Phatt Jaay ga,
Aankh Se Kuch Aansu Bahaya Kar,
Us Jesa Tujhy Kahin Mil Nahi Sakta,
Hazaar Baar Roothy Hazaar Baar Manaya Kar..!
Biggest Problem In Love
Good Guy Gets Wrong Girl Good Girl Gets Wrong Guy..
They Fall In Love
and
Good Ones Get Cheated. Now The Good Guys Thinks, All Girls Are Fraud
and
Good Girls Thinks, All Guys Are Flirts
When Good Guy Meets Good Girl They Avoid Falling In Love
Become Just Good Friends
“Beautiful tomorrow never comes., when it comes it’s already today!
In hunt of beautiful tomorrow, lets not waste the wonderful today.”
Kabhi Tumhara Naam Lena, Kabhi Tumhari Baatein Karna
Mera Zoq Tumhari Chahat Or Mera Shoaq Tum Pe He Marna.
ZINDAGI MILI ZRA SI THI
KUCH IS MAIN KAMI ZRA SI THI
WO ROZ HOTA GYA PAS MERE,
LEKIN PHIR B DOORI ZRA SI THI
CHAND JAGTE JAGTE SO B GYA
RAAT ABI BEETI ZRA SI THI
MOHABAT BANT DI US NE ZMANE ME
JO MERE HISEY ME AI ZARA SI THI.
Khud Ko Dil Me Basane Ki Izaazat De Do…
Mujhko Tum Apna Banaane Ki Izaazat De Do…
Tum Zindagi Ka Ek Hasiin Lamha Meri Ho…
Khud Ko Aj Sajaane Ki Izaazat De Do…
Maine Kis Kadr Chaaha Hai Tujhko…
Mujhe Aj Ye Batane Ki Izaazat De Do…
Tumhare Aagosh Me Chaand Ka Chupna..
Mujhe Ye Shaam Sajaane Ki Izaazat De Do…
Mujhe Kaid Karlo Apne Ishq Me Is Tarah….
Ye Jaan Tumpe Lootaane Ki Izaazat De Do…
Nahi Hai Shauk Humko Bhoolne Ka Magar….
Mujhe Ye Duniya Bhoolaane Ki Izaazat De Do…!!
Mujhe Apne Badaan Ki Khusboo Se Masroor Kar 2,
Mujhey Aapni Naazuk Bahoon Mein Mehsoor Kar 2,
Seeny Sy Laga Kr Saray Ghaam Door Kar 2,
Main Tumse Juda Na Ho Paon Itna Mjboor Kar 2,
Surkh Hontoon Sy Pilaoo Ya In Mast Aankhoon Sy,
Main Tere Jism Sy Lipta Rahoon Itna Choor Kar 2,
Leke Bahoon Mein Tujhe Hontoon Sy Itna Choom Loon,
Fasly Sharam-o-Hya Ky Tum Bhi Door Kar 2,
Meri Naas Naas Mein Bus Jye JAAN Pyar Tera,
Main Kissi Aur Ko Na Dekhoon Itna Maghroor Kar 2…!!!
jab namaz-e-muhabbat ada kijiye
gair ko bhi sharik-e-dua kijiye
aankh wale nigahen churate hain
aaina q na ho samana kijiye
aankh mein ashk-e-gam aa bhi jayen to kya
chand qatre to hain, pi liya kijiye
aap ka ghar sada jagamagata rahe
rah mein bhi diya rakh diya kijiye
zer-e-pa hain samandar ke gaharaiyan
ab to sahil pe bhi tajurba kijiye
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Shanti Saba
Love is reason to live or leave life
Love is so strange..
sometimes it becomes reason to live life..!!
and sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.. ..?
faqirana aaye sada kar chale
miyan khush raho hum dua kar chale
jo tujh bin na jine ko kahate the hum
so is ahd ko ab wafa kar chale
koi na-ummidana karte nigah
so tum hum se muh bhi chipa kar chale
bahot aarzoo thi gali ki teri
so yan se lahu mein naha kar chale
dikhai diye yun ki bekhud kiya
hamen aap se bhi juda kar chale
jabin sajada karte hi karte gai
haq-e-bandagi hum ada kar chale
parastish ki yan tain ki ayei but tujhe
nazar mein sabon ki khuda kar chale
gai umr dar band-e-fikr-e-gazal
so is fan ko aisas bada kar chale
kahen kya jo puche koi hum se “meer”
jahan mein tum aaye the, kya kar chale
Poet of the poem/ghazal or Nazam: Meer Taqi Meer
Na rava kahiye na saza kahiye
kahiye kahiye mujhe bura kahiye
dil mein rakhane ke baat hai gam-e-ishq
is ko hargiz na barmala kahiye
vi mujhe qatl kar ke kahate hain
manata hi na tha ye kya kahiye
aa gai aap ko masihai
marane valo ko marhaba kahiye
hosh udane lage raqibon ke
“dag” ko aur bevafa kahiye
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Daag Dehlvi
Position of Husband is like Split AC,
No matter how loud he is outside,
BUT Inside the house,
He is designed 2 remain Silent,
cool & remote controlled. 😛
Kahiin Aisaa Naa Ho Daaman Jalaa Lo
Hamaare Aansuon Par Khaak Daalo
Manaanaa Hii Zaruurii Hai To Phir Tum
Hamen Sab Se Khafaa Hokar Manaa Lo
Bahut Ro_Ii Hu_Iin Lagatii Hain Aankhen
Merii Khaatir Zaraa Kaajal Lagaa Lo
Akelepan Se Khauf Aataa Hai Mujh Ko
Kahaan Ho Ai Mere Khvaabon Khayaalon
Bahut Maayuus Baithaa Huun Main Tum Se
Kabhii Aakar Mujhe Hairat Men Daalo
(Liaqat Ali Asim)
Selaab
Ghurbat
Bomb Blast
Army Operations
Load sheding
or
Terrorist Activties
Se Bach Janay Waly Tamam
Dheet PAKISTANION Ko
14 August Mubark.
Time for some splashing fun
Cheers ‘n’ jolly time for everyone
coz it’s Children’s Day
May the love n laughter always stay on every child’s face.
Happy Children’s Day..!!
I love you to the level of every days
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love you freely, as men strive for Right;
I love you purely, as they turn from Praise
Wifes Are Like PTI
They Fight, Make A Lot of Noise,
Look Fresh & Think They Will Win;
But In The End Mian Wins…… -_- :v 😀
Her Wo Shaam Suhani Lagti Hai Mujhko
Jiss Sham Teri Yad Ati H Mujko
Ye He Kehta H Mera Dil Hr Woqat Muj Se
Na Bhulana Zindg M Kabi Un Ko
Ab To Chiragon M Roshni B Madham Ho Gai
Log Kehtay Hain Kis Ka Intazar H Tujko
Wo Aein Gay Zaroor Yaqeen Sadiq Hai
Wo B To Na Jee Sakain Gay Bhula K Mujko
Hr Waqat Mera Dil Kerta H Dua
Koi Gum Na Staiy Zindgi M Un Ko …..
Tum apne dil me jaga do mujhko,
Or thori si wafa do mujhko,
Pyar karna ager hai jurm koi,
Mein houn mujrim saza do mujhko,
Paas apne tum mujhe pao,
Dil se agr koi sada do mujhko,
Agr nhi tumhein muhabt mujhse,
To phir marne ki dua do mujhko.
Find latest Father’s Day Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu on shayarionline.com . Celebrate Father’s Day 2015 in style though our wonder full poetry and shyari to use on cards. This poetry can also be used as Happy Father’s Day sms greeting.
My dear father,
I too would like to give you praise,
Though a day of celebration,
Is never enough to compensate,
Is never enough to appreciate,
Is never enough to congratulate,
The man who’s life to me still dedicate.
Dad, I’m Blessed To Be Your Son
I Knew It From The Start.
You’re A First-Class Father;
You’re Loving, Kind, And Smart.
You Show Me How To Be A Man
You Help Me, Guide Me, Along The Way.
You’re Strong, And Yet You’re Gentle, Too.
I Hope I’m Just Like You, Someday!
Happy Father’s Day Mubarak to all of you from shayari Online Team
Allah Insaan Sey Fermata Hey…….
Meri Teraf A Ker To Dekh
Mutawjah Na Hoon To Kehna
Meri Rah Main Chal K To Dekh
Rahain Na Khool Doo To Kehna
Mujh Sey Sawal Ker K Dekh
Bakhshish Ki Had Na Ker Doon To Kehna
Meray Liye Beyqader Ho K To Dekh
Qader Ki Had Na Ker Doon To Kehna
Meray Liye Lut K To Dekh
Rehmat K Khazaney Na Luta Doon To Kehna
Meray Liye Bik K To Dekh
Anmool Na Ker Doo To Kehna
Mujhey Rab Maan K To Dekh
Sab Sey Beyniyaaz Na Kerdoo To Kehna
Meray Khuaf Sey Ansoo Baha K To Dekh
Maghfirat K Darya Na Bahadoon To Kehna
Wafa Ki Laaj Nibha K To Dekh
Ata Ki Had Na Kerdoon To Kehna
Meray Naam Ki Tazem Ker K To Dekh
Hakim-E-Takreem Ki Inteha Na Ker Do To Kehna
Apni Hasti Ko Fana Ker K To Dekh
Jam-E-Baqa Sey Serfaraze Na Kerdoo To Kehna
Mujhey Hayyul Qayoom Maan K To Dekh
Abdi Hayat Ka Ameen Na Banadoon To Kehna
Mera Ho K To Dekh
Her Kisi Ko Tera Na Bana Doon To Kehna
Wikipedia: I know everything
Google: I have everything
Facebook: I know everybody
Internet: without me u r no body
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Electricity: Awaaz Niche.
Shaitan kehta hai k:
1: Azaan ki awaz sun kar Namaz ko na jane wala mera Bap hai.
2: Fazul kharch karne wala mera Bhai hai.
3: Imam sahab se pehle Rukoo, Sajda karne wala mera Beta hai.
4: Mehmaan aane per moo chirhane wali aurat meri Maa hai.
5: Sar pe dupate k bagair rehne wali aurat meri BV hai.
6: Bagair bismillah k khana shuru karne wale meri aulad hain.
OR Jo ye baat kisi ko batae who mera dushman h Or Jo na batae who mera dost
SABAR
Ek Aisi Sawari Hy
Jo Apny
Sawaar
Ko Kabhi Girny
Nahi Deti
Na Apne Qadmon
Se Aur Na Kisi
Ki Nazron Se..
Your words are my food, your breath my wine.
You are everything to me.Love me and the world is mine.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and then said:
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K
What does that mean?
she asked.
Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot
He replied. She smiled happily and then asked,
What about I-J-K ?
He replied, I m Just Kidding!”
Kitab e Maazi
Bohat muddat k baad kal Shab,
Kitab e Maazi ko hum ny khola,
Bohat se chehry nazar me utray,
Bohat se naamon pe dil paseeja,
Ek aisa safha bhi us me aya,
K jis ka unwaan “Sirf Tum” thy,
Kuch aur aansou bhi us pe tapkay,
Phir us se agay hum parh na pa’ay
Kitaab e Maazi ko band ker k,
Tumhari yaadon me kho gaye hum,
Wish you a very happy birthday,
May life lead you 2 great happiness,
success and hope that all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.
BARE AZEEM
HOTE HAIN WOH
LOG.
JO KHUD RO KR DOOSRON KO HANSATE HAIN:-
JAISE K….
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“ALTAF BHAI”
M Q M!!!
Ameer-e-Shehr kabhi bhi Sar “Neecha” nahi Kartay.!!
Anaa ka Ham kisi bhi Haal main “Soda” nahi kartay.!!
Agar Gham had se Barh jaye to “Aansu” Aa he Jatay Hain.!!
Magar Ham Apni Aankhon ko kabhi “Darya” nahi Kartay.!!
Khushi k Saray Mosam Dosron meain “Bant” dete Hain.!!
Faqat 1 Dard ki Dolat hay jo “Banta” nahe Kartay.!!
Ham Ehl-e-Ishq ki Fitrat se Saray Log “Waqif” Hain.!!
K Ham kuch kar Guzartay hain Magar “Socha” nahi Kartay.!!?
Baap ne betay se kaha :
‘dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he….’
Beta : ‘aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.
1 Khusre ki Death ho gai
Qabar mein Frishte Aye or Kaha k Utho or Hisab do
Khusra Tali mar k Bola
Maula khush rakhy
“Sano Ditta Ki C”?
“Kya yeh dekhte nhi k ye har saal 1 ya 2 baar (Kisi na kisi) aafat me phansa diye jate ha
phr be toba nhi karte aur na naseehat pakarte hein?”
Sura TOBA,ayat#126
Golden Facts of Life:
When someone loves U,
U dont realise it…
When U realise it,
Its too late,
U always love the one who leaves U
and Leave the one who loves U.
Today a 10 year old child has a Blackberry,
an iPad, a laptop and a Facebook account!
When I was 10, I felt cool with my new geometry box!
Wife to Husband: In my dream you were buying a diamond ring for me!
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Husband : yeah I saw your dad was paying for it
Dear Kanjoos Customer
U have Subscribed Kanjoosi Package Successfully. U can Enjoy saving of Msgs. Your Subscrption Kanjoosi is Valid Untill. ALLAH give U Taufeeq to send Me sms. Thanks for using Kanjoosi package. “Kanjoos” TUM HI TO HO,.?:-
Sham ho jam ho subu bhi ho
tujh ko pane ke justaju bhi ho
dil se dil ke kahaniyan bhi sune
aankhon aankhon mein guftagu bhi ho
jhil si gahari sabz aankhon mein
dub jane ke aarzoo bhi ho
sirf tere badan ke shama jale
aur andhera-sa charsu bhi ho
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Zameer Kazmi
“CARE”
kro unki jo TUM se PIYAR krte hn,
“CHAHO”
unko jo tum ko khush rkhte hn,
“NA BHOLO”
unko jo tum ko yaad rkhte hn
“GEO”
Un k liy jo TUM pr MARTE hain
Do not educate your child to be rich.
Educate him to be happy.
So when he grows up,
he will know the value of things,
not the price.
GF : What is Love.?
people talk so much about love
but i don’t really know what it is?
BF : when i get angry on you you try
to persuade me that feeling is love
when i don’t talk to you get worried
about me that is called love..
Mujh per aik ahsaan kerna
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K jab m presentation de raha hon
to mujh se koi question na kerna 😉
Sardar: tu mujhe 3 caror rupiye de main 2 month k baad LOTA donga.
Admi: (after 2 month)
Chal apna wada pura kar…
Sardar: yeh lay LOTA 😀
–MALE–
Ae Mere Humsafar, Ek Zara Intezaar
Sun Sadaayein De Rahi Hain Manzil Pyaar Ki
Ae Mere Humsafar, Ek Zara Intezaar
Sun Sadaayein De Rahi Hain Manzil Pyaar Ki
Ab Hai Judaai Ka Mausam, Do Pal Ka Mehmaan
Kaise Naa Jaayega Andhera, Kyoon Naa Thamega Toofan
–FEMALE–
Ab Hai Judaai Ka Mausam, Do Pal Ka Mehmaan
Kaise Naa Jaayega Andhera, Kyoon Naa Thamega Toofan
Kaise Naa Milegi Manzil Pyaar Ki
Ae Mere Humsafar, Ek Zara Intezaar
Sun Sadaayein De Rahi Hain Manzil Pyaar Ki
Pyaar Ne Jahan Pe Rakha Hai Jhoomke Kadam Ek Baar
Vahin Se Khula Hai Koi Rasta, Vahin Se Giri Hai Deewaar
–MALE–
Pyaar Ne Jahan Pe Rakha Hai Jhoom Ke Kadam Ek Baar
Vahin Se Khula Hai Koi Rasta, Vahin Se Giri Hai Deewaar
Roke Kab Ruki Hai Manzil Pyaar Ki
–FEMALE–
Ae Mere Humsafar, Ek Zara Intezaar
Sun Sadaayein De Rahi Hai Manzil Pyaar Ki
–MALE–
Ae Mere Humsafar, Ek Zara Intezaar
Sun Sadaayein De Rahi Hai Manzil Pyaar Ki
mere sarakash tarane sun ke duniya ye samajhati hai
ki shayad mere dil ko ishq ke nagmon se nafarat hai
mujhe hangama-e-jang-o-jadal mein kaif milta hai
meri fitarat ko khunrezi ke afasanon se ragbat hai
meri duniya mein kuch vaq’at nahi hai raqs-o-nagmen ke
mera mahbub nagma shor-e-ahang-e-bagavat hai
magar ae kash! dekhen wo meri purasoz raton ko
main jab taron pe nazaren gadakar aasun bahata hun
tasavvur banake bhuli varadaten yaad aati hain
to soz-o-dard ke shiddat se paharon tilmilata hun
koi khwabon mein khvabida umangon ko jagti hai
to apni zindagi ko maut ke pehlu mein pata hun
main shayar hun mujhe fitarat ke nazzaron se ulfat hai
mera dil dushman-e-nagma-sarai ho nahi sakata
mujhe insaniyat ka dard bhi bakhsha hai qudarat ne
mera maqasad faqat shola navai ho nahi sakata
jawan hun main javani lagzishon ka ek tufan hai
meri baton mein rang-e-parasai ho nahi sakata
mere sarakash taranon ke haqiqat hai to itni hai
ki jab main dekhata hun bhuk ke mare kisanon ko
garibon ko, muflison ko, bekason ko, besaharon ko
sisakati nazaninon ko, tadapate naujavanon ko
hukumat ke tashaddud ko, amarat ke takabbur ko
kisi ke chithadon ko aur shahanshahi khazanon ko
to dil tab-e-nishat-e-bazm-e-ishrat la nahi sakata
main chahun bhi to khvab-avar tarane ga nahi sakata
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Sahir Ludhianvi
Ek dua : Allah ham sab par itna fazal aur karam kar jaye ki qayamat ke din sab ke sab jannat me hi jaye ,agar koi ashiq -e-rasool tabhi bhi uska khatma din -e-islam pe ho.AMIN RAMZAN ME KI JANE WALI KHAAS DUAEIN 1) Aye allah hame ramzan sharif ke poore barkato se nawaz de. 2)Aye allah hame qayamat ke din nabi (s.a.w)ki shafa aat nasib farma Amin
3)AYE ALLAh HAMare MARNE SE PAHLE HAMARE TAMAM GUNAHO Ko MAAF FARMA AMIN. 4)Aye allah har ek nabi ki ummati ko ikhlas aur estekamat ke saath quran aur hadis par chalne ki taufiq ata farma. Amin 5)Aye allah har ek nabi ki ummati ko iman ki maut ata farma. Amin. 6)AYE ALLAH HAME SHABE-QADR KE TAMAM BARKATO SE NAWAZ DE. AMIN
True & Real Important Health Tips for you:-
1. Answer the phone call by left Ear
2. Dont Take Medicine with cold Water,
3.Dont have Huge Meals After 5 pm
4.Drink More water In Morning, Less At Night
5.Best Sleeping Time is from 10 pm to 4am
6.Dont Lie Down immediately after Taking Medicine
7.When Battery is down to Last Bar,Dont Answer the Phone,
As the RADIATION is 1000 Times Stronger,
Forward This To people you care ABOUT
Q: I LOVE U Kehny Ka Sb Sy Behtur Din Konsa Hota Hy?
Guess?
Guess?
Simple
1st April..
Agar Baat Bun Gai Tu
Cool..
Warna Keh Do
Bahen g April Fool..
Ye kamyabian ye izzat ye naam tum se hain
Khuda ne jo bi diya hain maqam tum se hain
Tumhare dam se hain mere laho main kilthe ghulab
Mere wajood ka sara nizam tum se hain
Kahan bisat jahan aur main kamsin wa nadan
ye mere jeet ka sab aihtemam tum se hain
jahan jahan hain meri dushmani sabab main hoon
jahan jahan hain mera aihteram tum se hain
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Sar Jhukaaoge To Patthar Devtaa Ho Jaayega
Itna Mat Chaaho Use Wo Bewafa Ho Jaayega
Hum Bhi Dariya Hain Humein Apna Hunar Maloom Hai,
Jis Taraf Bhi Chal Padeinge Raasta Ho Jaayega
Kitni Sachchai Se Mujh Se Zindagii Ne Keh Diya,
Tu Nahin Mera To Koi Doosra Ho Jaayega
Main Khuda Ka Naam Le Kar Pee Raha Hoon Dosto,
Zehar Bhi Iss Mein Agar Hoga Dawa Ho Jaayega
Sab Usi Ke Hain Hawa, Khushboo, Zameen-O-Aasmaan,
Main Jahan Bhi Jaaoonga Us Ko Pata Ho Jaayega
Rooth Jaana To Mohabbat Ki Alaamat Hai Magar,
Kya Khabar Thi Mujh Se Wo Itna Khafa Ho Jaayega
Send ur girlfriend on a treasure hunt. Start with a clue at home,
then send her on a tour of ur favorite spots all over town. When
she gets to tha last hint, tha prize should be u on 1 knee.
WAPDA MAN :
Bijli Bnd krne ki Niyat:-
Niyat Krtà Höön Me
2 Ghanté Light Band Karné Ki
Wasté Hukömàt K
Zülm Ghréb Awàm Pr
Hath Merà Switch Ki Tärf
“AY LO GAI”.
Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hai
Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,
Ho jaye aap b inme shamil
Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai “GOOD MORNING
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 Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se
Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se
Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se
Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se
Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se
Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se
Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se
Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se
Or Hosakta Hai K Naveen Se
Warna Setting To Hai Sabeen Se
Girl:Mera Dil Mobile He Aur Aap Uski Sim Hen.
Boy:I m Happy:)
Girl:Zyada Khush Nehin Hua Kro.
Boy:Q
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