Husband biwi se Phone par:
“Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?”
Biwi (ghussay se):
“Zeher”
Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
Husband biwi se Phone par:
“Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?”
Biwi (ghussay se):
“Zeher”
Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
Old is gold.
Dost: Biwi se jhagda hua tha na solve hua kya ???
Santa: Haan meri biwi Ghutno pe chal ke aayi thi mere pass
Dost: Ohh Kya bola???
Santa: Boli palang ke niche se bahar nikalo .
Ab nhi marungi
Sometimes people r so assumptious.
u try to be sweet,they interpret it as flirting.
u try to be nice,they say u want something in return.
u try to make them smile,they think ur annoying.
u try to be confident & comfortable,they say ur arrogant.
U try to show that u like them, they say ur just playing around.
In such an assumptious world,
No wonder it is so difficult to love, care and live..
Imam-Ul-Ambia
Hazrat MUHAMMAD S.A.W.W
Ghar Tashrif Laye To Roti Ka Tukra Gira Hoa Dekha
AAP S.A.W.W Ne Usey Utha Kar
Saaf Kiya Or Kha Liya Or Farmaya:
Ay “AISHA”
Izzat Dar Cheez Ki Izzat Karo
Jab “ALLAH AZZUWAJAL”
Kisi Qoam Ka Rizq Chhin Leta Hai To Wapis Nahi Karta
(“IBN-MAJA”)
Jild No-2
Hadees-1142.
Subha Bakhair
Saari Raat Guzar jati hai isee Kashmakash main ay faraz,
K Kambal ki Lambai konsi hai aur Chorai konsi hai
Hahahahahaha
HAPPY WINTER:-)
Agar Kaho To Haal Dil Ka Sunaaon Tumko
Tamam Umar Samne Bithaaon Tumko
>Mere Zakhmon Ka Haal Poocho Ager Jaan-e-Jaan
To Ek Ek Zakhm Ki Tafseel Sunaaon Tumko
>Mout Ki Neend Se B Gehri Ek Neend Hoti Hai
Tere Baazuon Ka Ho Takya To Dikhaaon Tumko
>Yehi DUA Hai K Wo Waqt Aaye Ek Baar Phir
Tum Jo Rootho To Hath Jor Kr Manaaon Tumko
>Hr Shakhs Main Mujhe Ek Raqeeb Nazar Aata Hai
Bol Ae Mere ‘HUM NAWA’ Kis Kis Ki Nazar Se Bachaaon Tum ko..!!
Khuda Ne Socha Tha Ke Rahenge Sab Insaan Pyaar Se,
Zameen Pe Dekha To Armaan Lut’te Nazar Aate Hain
Juthe Wade Aur Rishton Se Jee Bharta Hai Insaan Ka,
Har Ek Ke Dil Me Bure Paigaam Nazar Aate Hain
Kuch To Rahaim Kiya Hota Khuda Pe Khudgarz Insaano,
Hathon Me Talwaar Liye Sare-Aam Nazar Aate Hain
Had Ho Gayi Hain Ab To Hevaaniyat Ki Duniyan Mein,
Jahaan Bhi Dekho Bas Katle-Aam Nazar Aate Hain
Jo Hath Chhute The Kabhi Maa Ke Pairo Ko Yaaron,
Un Hathon Me Aaj Sirf Bhare Jaam Nazar Aate Hain
Ehmiyat Nahi Hai Aaj Insaan Ko Khuda Ke Paigamo Ki,
Duniya Me Har Jagah Aaj Rishte Badnaam Nazar Aate Hain
Har Insaan Ko Pata Hain Ke “Sab Ka Malik Ek Hai”,
Fir Bhi Aaj Kahin “Rahim” To Kahin “Ram”Nazar Aate Hain
Ek Bewafa Pe Mein Ne Aatibar Kiyo Kiya
Sochta Hun K Chahat Ka Iqrar Kiyo Kiya
Chor Kar Tanha Jane Wale Ye To Batata Ja Hum Ko
Mujh Ko In Rahon Pe La Kar Itna Bey Qarar Kiyo Kiya
Mein Kitna Magan Tha Apni Dastoor-E-Zindagi Mein
Tu Ne Ghaiyal Kar K Mujhe Apna Talab Gar Kiyo Kiya
Pehle Pehal To Mujh Pe Jaan Nichawar Karte Thay
Ab Mujh Ko Begana Keh Kar Jeena Dushwar Kiyo Kiya
Haseen Kitne Thay Wo Lamhe Mohabbat K Pal Mein Jo Kho Gaye
Aaise Chor Kar Jana Tha To Izhar Kiyo Kiya
Dolat Pe Mar Gaye Tum Hum Ko Aajnabi Kehne Wale
Ujaar Kar Mera Gulshan Kehte Ho Tu Ne Pyar Kiyo Kiya
Aab Aakhri Hai Saans Dum Nikalne Ko Hai
Tu Bhi Lot Kar Na Aaya Hum Ne Intezar Kiyo Kiya
Every bad situation will have something positive…
Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day…
Think of this & lead ur life….Good LUCK….
Akele Pan Ki Haweli Mein Laa Ke Chor Diya…
Meri Aana Ne Tujhe Kia, Mujhe Bhi Torr Diya….
He Came. . .
I Ignored him, he addressed. . .
I kept Quiet, he began to Speak..
I didn’t Listen, he sp0ke 2 h0urs for me but I didnt listen..
And then. . .
He began to Leave. .
I Realized the Loss. . .
And I Shouted.. SIRRRRR…!!
Meri Attendance reh gai… 😀 😛
Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.
Good Day & Good Luck for your interview.
khwab tha ya khayal tha kya tha
hijr tha ya visal tha kya tha
chamaki bijli si par na samajhe hum
husn tha ya jamal tha kya tha
jis ko hum roz-e-hijr samajhe the
mah tha wo ke saal tha kya tha
‘mussafi’ kal jo chup sa baitha tha
kya tujhe kuch malal tha kya tha
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Mussafi
ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that…….wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon
The Greatest Lie I ever Heard in School
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Bas 12th tak padhai kar lo,
uske baad to aish hi aish hai
HAZRAT ALI (A.S)
se kisi ne poocha k Dunya ka sub se Ameer Admi kon hy?
To AAP ne farmaya
“Dunya ka Ameer shakhs woh hy jis k
Dost Mukhlis hon”.
A.A, Gud Morng n hav a vry blessed day!
Manzil ki raah dikhate hain,
Ungli pakad k chalna sikhate hain,
Maa baap k diye hue wachan ko kabhi na todna,
Inse badkar duniya me kuch nahi,
Jo tumhare liye apni zindagi khurbaan karjaye,
Unki marzi k khilaaf bhala koi kyun jaye….
Apni Khushi ko bahar dhundne walon,
Apni maa k aankhon ki aansu me dekho,
Jo tumahari Khushi rab se maangti hain,
Rab bhi khush tabi hoga kab tum apni maa ko khush karoge,
Isilye toh maa k pairon me jannat hai…..
Duniya tumhe rulayegi ,
Duniya tumhe tadpayegi,
Duniya tume dhoka degi ,
Lekin sirf maa hi tumhe har pal saath ayegi…
Maa ko sukun aur baap Ko Khushi Dena hai,
Isime rab bhi Humare saath hoga,
WO Khushi bhi kya Jo maa baap ko rulake mile….
“Jb tm kisi Insan ka mizaaj parhna chaho to us se mshwra lo. Tm us k mashwry sy uska Insaf, Zulm, Neki, Badi sub jan jao gay”
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
Raha Gurdishon Main Hardam Mere Ishq Ka Sitara
Kabhi Dagmagai Kishti Kabhi Kho Gia Kinara
Koi Dil K Khel Dekhe K Mohabbaaton Ki Bazi
Wo Kadam Kadam Pe Jeete, Main Kadam Kadam Pe Hara
Ye Hamari Bad Nasibi Jo Nahin Hai To Aur Kia Hai
K Usi K Ho Gai Hain, Jo Na Ho Saka Hamara
Apni Zubaan ki Taizi Us “MAA” per Mat Aazmzo,
Jisna Tumhein Bolna Sikhaya
Hazart ALI (R.A)
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..
Kah dena Meethi Neend sonay walay ko,
Koi Udas ha tery bin raat k is Hassen pal main b!
Wo jazbon ki tijaraat thi,
ye dil kuch OR samjhana tha…
Usy hasny ki adat thi ye dil kuch or samjha tha….
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Wo aksar mery kandhy py sar rakh k kahein kho sa jata tha,
usy khud sy mohabat thi,
ye dil kuch OR samjha tha…
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Us ny kaha aooo, ak naeee dunia basaty hn….
Usy soojhi shararat thi,
ye dil kuch OR samjha tha …..
Mje bs itni ee yad hy baqi sari bhool gai
Announcement in a SCHOOL:
Students who have Parked their cycles in front of the Gate, Plz move their cycles to the Parking area !!
After 30 mins another announcement: The 400 students who went to move 10 cycles plz come back to classes!
THATS SCHOOL LIFE AT ITS BEST!
aj kisi ne baton baton men, jab un ka nam liya
dil ne jaise thokar khai, dard ne badakar tham liya
ghar se daman jhad ke nikale, vahashat ka saman na puch
yani gard-e-rah se hamane, rakht-e-safar ka kam liya
divaron ke saye-saye, umr bitai divane
muft mai tanasani-e-gam ka apne par ilzam liya
rah-e-talab mai chalate chalate, thank ke jab hum chur huye
zulf ke thandi chanv mai baithe, pal do pal aaram liya
honth jalen ya sina sulage, koi taras kab khata hai
jam usi ka jisane ‘taban’, jur’at se kuch kam liya
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Ghulam Rabbani Taabaa
Night was dark,
Moon was high,
Boy stopped bike,
Girl ask WHY?
He came close,
She felt shy,&
He said:”Dhakka maar heroin Petrol MUK gaya hy”
Dost:kia BV Se Larai Khtm Hui
2nd dost:Han Ghutne Taik K Mere Pas i Thi
1st:Usny Ghutne Taik K Kya Kaha?
2nd:Yehi K BED K Niche Se Nikal Ao Kuch Nai Kahun gi
A Special World For You And Me
A Special Bond One Cannot See
It Wraps Us Up In Its Cocoon
And Holds Us Fiercely In Its Womb.
Its Fingers Spread Like Fine Spun Gold
Gently Nestling Us To The Fold
Like Silken Thread It Holds Us Fast
Bonds Like This Are Meant To Last.
And Though At Times A Thread May Break
A New One Forms In Its Wake
To Bind Us Closer And Keep Us Strong
In A Special World, Where We Belong.
Sheelagh Lennon
MUHAMMAD (S.A.W)
kitna piyara name hai
Mooh se pura Lafz Nikalta nai k
Hont Ek dosre ko 2 dafa chum lete hain.
(TRY IT)
DECEMBER hosh kr pagal, ye tujhko kya hua akhir,
Bina brse guzar jana, teri aadat na thi pehle..
If i was not at facebook i would
have been at Microsoft -Mark ZuckerBerg
If i was not at facebook i also would
have been at microsoft – Facebook Addict
A girl:-Tuje mere jaisi
ladki kabi nahi mil skti
Boy: Chill sweet heart
jab mujhe tu hi pasand nahi to tere
Jaisi DHUNDU Q ?…. =)) =D
Kal Shaam mujh Urrty hovy prindoun ny
naseeht ki hai…..
Bohat sham ho jaye to apny b sath chor jaty hein……!!!!!
It is not a lack of love,
but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
Best Break Up Ever: A Pathan Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His GirlFriend.
Girl Friend: What Was That For? Pathan: Its OVER!:-D
Bikny Waaly Or bhi hen Jaa Kr Khreed Lo GHALIB
Ham Log Qeemat Sy Nahen, Qismat Sy Mila Krtey
Jab Raat Gyi Teri Yaad Aayii, Sau Tarah Se Jee Ko Behlaya,
Kabhi Apne Hii Dil Se Baatein Kiin, Kabhi Teri Yaad Ko Samjhaya,
Yuun Hii Waqt Ganvaaya Motii Sa, Yuun Hii Umr Ganvaayii Sone Sii,
Sach Kehte Ho Tum Bhi Hum Sukhano, Is Ishq Mein Hum Ne Kya Paya?
Jab Pehl-E-Pehl Tujhe Dekha Tha, Dil Kitne Zor Se Dhadkaa Tha,
Vo Lehr Na Dil Mein Phir Jaagii, Voh Vaqt Na Laut Ke Phir Aayaa,
Phir Aaj Tere Darvaaze Par, Badi Deir Ke Baad Gya Thaa Magar,
Ek Baat Achaanak Yaad Aayii, Main Baahar Hii Se Laut Aayaa,
In soft gleaming of stars….
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday …….
Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
Wrong Number: Hello, Fridge chal raha hai?
Admi: Haan chal raha hay, Ap kon??
Caller: To phir pakar lo. Warna bhaag jayega. 😛
Again call…
Caller: fridge hai??
Admi gusse sy: nhi hai
Caller: kaha tha na pakar lo varna bhaag jae ga 😀 😀
When an angel came to me,
He asked: What is your wish for tonight?
I said Please take care of the person
whos reading this message.
Good night!
Warq Warq Pe Teri Ibarat, Tera Fisana, Teri Hkayat Kitab-e Hasti Jahan Se Kholi, Teri Mohabat Ka Baab Nikla
Aap bare BEWAQUF
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Jab oper bata dia ha to
neechay kia certifcate
Lenay aye ho
Aaj k baad naya saal aayega
Bapu ne bola hai k network jam hoga
to apun aajhi vinamrata se wish kar rela hai
bole to Happy New year
Mil k bicharana dastur hai Zindgi ka …
EK yahi qissa mashhoor hai zindgi ka..
Beete hue pal kabi laut kr nai aate….
yehi sab se bara qasur hai zindgi ka…
Wo kaha karta tha
Jab Mein tujhy bhoolunga
To wo din zindagi ka
Akhri din ho ga
Us raat taaray Na chamkaingy
Us subha Suraj na Nikley ga
Wo kaha karta tha Meri har
Saans se Tu wabasta hai
Aaj jab us Ne rasta badla
Tou Yaad aya
Wo kaha karta tha
Meri Dosti se tum wafa karna
Mujhe dil se na tum juda karna
Meri har sans me bus jao tum
Khushbo ban kar tum mila karna
Bhula don teri Dosti me duniya
Phir tum bhi apni Dosti ki intaha karna
Zindagi ki har khushi ka tum sahara ho
Tum ko mumkin nahi dil se juda karna…!
rah-e-ashiqi ke mare rah-e-am tak na pahunche
kabhi subah tak na pahunche kabhi sham tak na pahunche
mujhe mast agar bana de ye nigah-e-mast teri
mera hath kya nazar bhi kabhi jam tak na pahunche
mujhe apni bekasi ka nahi gham khayal ye hai
kaheen baat badhate badhate tere naam tak na pahunche
jo ye daur bevafa hai tera gham to mustaqil ho
wo hayat-e-ashiqi kya jo davam tak na pahunche
ye anokhi barhami hai ke na bhule se labon par
basabil-e-tazaqira bhi mere naam tak na pahunche
kaheen is tarah bhi ruthe na kisi se koi ‘yahya’
ke payam tak na aaye ke salam tak na pahunche
Poet of The Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Yahya Jasdanwalla
Tum jo pal ko thahar jao to ye lamhen bhi
aanevale lamhon ke amanat ban jayen
tum jo thahar jao to ye rat, mahatab
ye sabza, ye gulab aur hum donon ke khwab
sab ke sab aise mubaham hon ki haqiqat ho jayen
tum thahar jao ki unavan ke tafasir ho tum
tum se talkhi-e-auqat ka mausam badle
raat to kya badalegi, halat to kya badlenge
tum jo thahar jao to meri zat ka mausam badle
maharban ho ke na thaharo to phir yun thaharo
jaise pal bhar ko koi khvab-e-tamanna thahare
jaise daravesh-e-mada-nosh ke pyale mein kabhi
ek do pal ke liye talkhi-e-duniya thahare
thahar jao ke madarat maikhane se
chalte chalte koi ek-adh subu ho jaye
is se pahale ke koi lamha aainda ka tir
is tarah aaye ke pevast-e-gulu ho jaye
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Faiz Ahmed Faiz
Pyar Kya hai?
P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi
Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension
A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho
R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso
To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar
“Aaj Halki Halki Barish Hai”
Aaj Sard Hawa Ka RaQs B Hai”
Aaj Phool Bhi Nikhrey Nikhrey Hain”
“Aaj Un mein Tera Aks B Hai”
Aaj Badal Kaley Gehrey Hain”
“Aaj Chand Pe Lakhon Pehrey Hain”
“Kuch Tukrey Teri Yadon Ke
Bari Der Se Dil Mein Thehrey Hain”
Aaj Zehan Pe Tum Hi Chaye Ho
Aaj
YAAD Bohat TUM AAye Ho..HAPPY RIM JHIM
Life had many sleepless nights
Never saw u in my sight,
My love is like sunlight
My love don?t fight,
Now good night
..HE KOI AISA..
Jo
Emaan or Emaan Dari me BeMisaal ho?
Jo
Fatah k bad Dushmn k liye Muafi ka Elan kre?
Jo
Taqat Rkhne k Bawjod b Badla na le? ..HE KOI AISA..
Jise
Lahu Luhan kiya jay or Wo Badle Me DUA de?
Jise
Us k Jani Dushman b Sadiq or Ameen kahen? ..HE KOI AISA..
Jo
Badshah ho phir b 3,3 Din tak jis k Ghr cholha na jale?
Jo
Malik ho k b Gulam ko Swari pe bithaye or Khud Pedal chale? ..HE KOI AISA..
Jo
PAK or MASOOM ho Phir B Raat Raat bhr RUB ki
Hmd-o-Sna
Kre?
Karorron
Durud aur Salaam Mere AAQA MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) pr Jo Apni Misaal Ap hain.
“SUBHAN ALLAH”
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Wo iss andaz ki mujh sy mohabbat chahta hai
Merey har khawab par apni hakumat chahta hai
Wo kehta hai mein uss ki zarurat bn chuka hun
Toh goya wo mujay hasb-e-zarurat chahta hai
1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha
,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara,
logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room
me TILAWAT kar rha ta.
Pathar Tha Magar Baraf Ke Galon Ki Tarah Tha
Ik Shakhs Andheron Mein Ujalon Ki Tarah Tha
Khawabon Ki Tarah Tha Na Khiyalon Ki Tarah Tha
Woh Ilm_E_Riyazi Kay Sawalon Ki Tarah Tha
Uljha Hua Aisa Keh Kabhee Sulajh Nahi Paya
Suljha Hua Aisa Keh Misalon Ki Tarah Tha
Woh Mil To Gaya Tha Magar Apna Hee Mukaddar
Shatranj Ki Uljhi Hui Chalon Ki Tarah Tha
Bachpan ki wo ameeri na jane kaha Kho gayi Dost
jab barish k paani me hamare bhi jahaz chala krte thay..
Hum ko loota hai usi shehar ne Ae Jaan-e-wafa
Jis ki galion mein Mohabbat ka kuch hisab na tha
Woh jo rehte the mere sath hamesha din bhar
Un ke mazhab mein wafaon ka koi baab na tha
Woh jo aankon mein Mohabbat ko liye phirte the
Un ke dil mein thi woh Nafrat ke kuch hisaab na tha
Mein ne jis ko bhi musibat mein maseeha jana
Jo diya us ne bara us say kuch azaab na tha
Mujhe khayal tha ye log mere apne hain
Magr wahan pe to aisa koi riwaj na tha !!
Hum ko loota hai usi shehar ne Ae Jaan-e-wafa
Jis ki galion mein Mohabbat ka kuch hisab na tha
Woh jo rehte the mere sath hamesha din bhar
Un ke mazhab mein wafaon ka koi baab na tha
Woh jo aankon mein Mohabbat ko liye phirte the
Un ke dil mein thi woh Nafrat ke kuch hisaab na tha
Mein ne jis ko bhi musibat mein maseeha jana
Jo diya us ne bara us say kuch azaab na tha
Mujhe khayal tha ye log mere apne hain
Magr wahan pe to aisa koi riwaj na tha !!
Share with us more Wafa shayari .in comments section below
In the currunt situation of country,I have decided to support only one party and the name of party is
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Sardar gussey se: ‘Waiter! Chiken biryani me chiken hi nahi hain?’
Waiter: Sahab, gulab jamun mein kaun sa gulab hota hain…?
Sardar: Haan yar sorry…!!
Suppose its my birthday & u r invited.
But u have just
Rs. 10/-
To buy a gift 4 me
what will u buy?
Reply must…
No reply means no care!:-(
December To Giyaa Ashqioo Ab Kise Koso ge
Shaadiyan To Unki B Ho Gaen Jinko Na Tha Aql-o- Shuoor
Apna Toh Yeh Saal Bhi Guzar Geya Zikr-e-Nikah karte Karte
Facebook Saves Life 😀
A depressed college Student went to Railway Track for Suicide..!! :O
Train was Coming Closer and
He Suddenly came out of the track and Said,
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Oh Shitt. Forgot to Update status In Facebook
That I m Gonna Die..!! 😛 😀
Kuch Khud B Thay Afsurda Sa
Kuch Loog B Hum Sa Rooth Gaey
Kuch Khud He Zakham K Aadi Thy
Kuch Sheeshy Hath Sa Toot Gaey
Kuch Khud B Thy Hasaas Bht
Kuch Apny Muqaddar Rooth Gaey
Kuch Apko Sach Sa Nafrat Thi
Kuch Hum Sa Na Boly Jhoot Gaey
Kuch Khud B Itny Mohtaat Na Thy
Kuch Loog B Humko Loot Gaey
Kuch Talkh Hakekatein Thin Itni
K Khawab He Sary Toot Gaey
Girl 2 Sheikh:
Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu gi
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi usne nahi di.;-
Hakikat Hai Yakeen Kar Lo Main Usko Bhool Kar Khush Hun,
Mohabbat Mar Chuki Ab To Main Usko Bhool Kar Khush Hun,
Badlti Rut Ki Waja Se Tabiyat Kuch Bojhal Si Hai,
Yun Mera Haal Mat Poocho Main Usko Bhool Kar Khush Hun,
Mere Lehje Pe Mat Chonko Meri Aankhon Mein Mat Jhaanko,
Yun Hairat Se Na Dakho Main Usko Bhool Kar Khush Hun,
Tumhe Kya Weham Hai Tum Q Mujhse Poochte Ho,
Ae Mere Dost Main Usko Bhool Kar Khush Hun,
Tum Uski Yaad Se Keh Do Main Usko Bhool Kar Khush Hun,
Ab To Udasi Saare Ghar Mein Phelti Jaati Hai Gum Bankar,
Dar-E-Deewar Pe Likh Do Main Usko Bhool Kar Khush Hun…!!!
Before the child is born
A mother’s love begins
Before the child is born
And lasts through time
And difficulties
And differences
And many wounds
And days of joy
And days of sorrow
Winding, wearing
Weeping, sharing
Changing
Until, at the end
What remains
Is that solid core
That began as love
Before the child was born.
Submitted by Ruth Greer
Following is one of the best Sharabi sher and sharabi shayari in Urdu and Hindi. Sharabi sher and sharabi shayari in Urdu and Hindi are one of master pieces in Poetry.
Mohabbat yahan bikhti hai aur ishq neelaam hota hai,
Bharose ka katal yahan khule aam hota hai.
Zamane se thokar milli to chale hum maikhane mein,
Aur wahi zamana hame sharabi sare aam kehta hai.
MAI NASIR NAHE MAI KAFIR SAHE,
MAI MUSLIM NAHE MAI HINDU SAHE,
WO DIL PAR MERE RAKH DEY GA PATHAR
MUJHEY MALOOM NAHE KUCH KHABAR BHE NAHE,
MAI ANJAANA NAHE MAI DEEWANA SAHE,
MAI SHAMA NAHE MAI PARWANA SAHE,
WO GHAZAL KE DUNIYA NAE TO NAHE
MAI SHAYAR NAHE MAI GALIB SAHE,
U TO SAB HE HUMKO KEHTEY THEY SHARABI
MAI SHARABI NAHE MAIKHANA SAHE
Sharabi Naam Na Do Mujhko,
Main To Kabhi-Kabhi Peeta Hoon,
Pahali Bar Aaya Hoon Mayakade Mein,
Roz To Ghar Hi Par Peeta Hoon
jab peety thy tu itni pee k mehaany tak ujar deye….
jab se tum ny aanhko se peelai mehany janaa chur deya
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Santa: I am going ka kya matlab hota Hai….?
Banta: Main Jaa Raha hoon.
Santa: Aise to tera bap bhi nahi Ja sakta PehLe MatLab Bata.
:D=)) Lolzzz
Aangan Ke Mere Neem Dhoop Jala Rahi Hae Muje
Kisi Ki Garam Bahoon Ki Yaad Dila Rahi Hae Muje
Gir Rahi Hae Dar Se Nikal Kar Mujh Par Yeh Dhoop Aise
Jaise Koi Chain Ki Neend Woh Sula Rahi Hae Mujhe
Kahin Door Se Woh Lai Hae Ek Mae Ajab Si
Jo Nazaroon Se Meri Woh Pila Rahi Hae Mujhe
Din Dhal Gaya Hai Wo Ja Rahi Hai Chor Kar Mujhe
Magar Yoon Jate Jate Khoon Ki Ansoo Rula Rahi Hai Mujhe
Chalo Ab To Shaam Ho Gayi Hai Shahzaib
Lagata Hae Keh Dayan-E-Tanhai Phir Bula Rahi Hae Mujhe
(Shahzaib Khan)
NEVER reject 3 people:
LEO, GEMINI, AQUARIOUS.
They are sensitive, true, honest friends!!
NEVER believe in 3 people:
SAGITTARIUS, SCORPIO,ARIES.
They are the most selfish &
mean!!
NEVER lose 3 people:
TAURUS, CANCER,CAPRICORN.
They are the most sincere & true lovers!!
NEVER leave 3 people:
VIRGO, LIBRA,PICES.
They can keep secrets, friendship, they can never see your tears!!
What’s your sign??;-:)
Huzoor nabi akram(s.a.w.w) farmaya Allah taala ne 1 farishta paida kia,is ka 1 baazu mashriq me hai aur 2usra baazu magrib me,is ka sar arsh k niche hai aur 2no paaun 7wen zameen tale hen,zameen par aabad makhluq k barabar is k par hen.meri ummat me se koi mard ya aurat jab mujh par durood bhejta hai,to Allah taala ise hukm deta hai,k wo arsh tale waaqe behre noor me gota lagaaen wo gota zan hota hai,phir baahir nikal kar apni baazu yaani par chaarta hai,to iske paron me se qatre girte hen,aur Allah taala har qatre se 1 frishta paida karta hai,jo is k liye qayamat tak dua_e_bakhshish maangta hai::…::
3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
Find latest Chumpha Festival Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu on shayarionline.com .Celebrate Winter Festival 2015 in style though our wonder full poetry and Shayari to use on cards. This poetry can also be used as Happy Chumpha Festival greeting.
Yashomati maiya se bole Nand Lala
Radha kyu gori? Mai kyu kala?
Boli musakati maiya, lalan ko bataya
Suna, mere pyare, gori-gori Radhika ke naina kajara re.
Kale naino vali ne aisa jadu dala,
Issi liye tu kala……
Kare Kare Kanha ka Janam Divas
Radhe kay Bhole ka Kanha ka Janam Divas
Devki Yashoda ke Kahna ka Janam Divas
Bhagvan kay pavitra roop ka aaj Janam Divas
Janmashtami Mubarak
Your love makes me feel proud.
And on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.
May God fill your life with all colours and happiness…
Happy Chumpha Festival Mubarak to all of you from Shayari Online Team
Boy: Agr Moka Mila To Tum Mujhse Shaadi Karo Gi?
Girl: Agr Moka Mil Gaya To Shaadi Karne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?
O teri kher Bachii HBO Dekhti Hai !!!!
Night was dark
Moon was high Boy stopped bike
Girl asked why?
He came close, She felt shy and he said
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DHAKKA MAAR !! Herion petrol khatam ho gaya hai.
Mere Dost Mere Dil Ke Kareeb Hote Hai
Ek Phool Ek Mehek Thi Khushi Hote Hai
Kabhi Na Katam Hogi Aise Ek Khwab Hote Hai
Dosti Se Na Door Hoon Main Khushi Hote Hai
Kabhi Dil Toote Toh Saath Jee Ley The Hai
Meri Dukhon Ko Mehsus Karte Hai
Dosti Ki Ek Ek Pal Khaas Hote Hai
Joh Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye Saath Rahete Hai
Do not count what u have lost.
Just see what u have now,
Because past never comes back
But sometimes future can give
U back ur lost things! good night.
Ruhe zamee pe sabse nirale tmhare qat
Be jaan ankhe meri ujale tumhare qat
Yado ne sataya jo tmhari kabhi hume
Humne tarap tarap k nikale tmhare qat
Panchi Daba K Chon’cho Mein Qush Hoke Le Gaye
Hamne Jo Aik Baar Uchale Tumhare Qat
Ankho Mein Dekho Noor Ki Manind Base Hain Ye
Tum Hi Batao Kaise Chipale Tumhare Qat
Tufa Se Mai Bacha Na Saka Apna Pyara Ghar
Kaise Batau Kaise Sambhale Tumhare Qat
Ab Waqt Aaqri Hai Batao Zara Mujhse
Mai Kar Du Bhala Kis Ke Hawale Tumhare Qat
Muaddat Se Intezar Kare Ja Raha Hai Dil
Ab Bheej Bhi Do Phir Se Wo Mat Wale Tumhare Qat
har su dikhai dete hain wo jalvagar mujhe
kya-kya fareb deti hai meri nazar mujhe
aaya na ras nala-e-dil ka asar mujhe
ab tum mile to kuch nahi apni khabar mujhe
dala hai bekhudi ne ajab rah par mujhe
aankhen hain aur kuch nahi aata nazar mujhe
karana hai aj hazrat-e-naseh se samana
mil jaye do ghadi ko tumhari nazar mujhe
yaksan hai husn-o-ishq ke sarmastiyon ka rang
un ke khabar unhen hai na apni khabar mujhe
main dur hun to ruh-e-sukhan mujh se kis liye
tum pas ho to kyon nahi aate nazar mujhe
dil leke mera dete ho dag-e-jigar mujhe
ye baat bhulane ke nahi umr bhar mujhe
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Jigar Moradabadi
Kia Janiye Kab Kon Hadaf Banaye Mujh Ko..!
Darta Hun Ke Dunya Mein Mere Yaar Bohat Hain…!!
1st frnd:Yar mein jis larki ko chahta tha,
usne mujse shadi nahi ki
2nd:Tu ne use btaya k tera abu cror pati hai
1st:Btaya tha 2nd.to phr
1st.Usne abu se krli.
Kaash Wo eik Mouka Detay Baat Karnay Ka
“_~$äqì~_”
Hum Unko Bhi Rula Detay Un Kay Sitam Suna Kay…
Before the Golden Sun of Eid rises , let me
Decorate all of its rays with wishes of SUCCESS ,
Prosperity and Happiness for U and Urs Family.
Eid Mubarak !!!
At a bus stand in Lahore,
An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Books Name:
How to Become a DOCTOR in 30 Days.
Rs. 150/-:p
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay
A Subtle Vaingloriousness Nags,
To Have Been A Cynosure:
A Show Piece Extraordinaire
Of Forte And Facade;
But The Image Dejects.
I Slump Into A Flaccid Self –
A Limp Heap
Of Divested Fatigues.
In Retrospect, Missteps Loom Large;
Glossy Silhouettes Of Bizarre Phantoms
Grimace From A Distance:
The Mocking Demons Of My Own Make.
In A Fit Of Despair,
I Can’t Help A Few Tears.
M. Farooq Malik
Boy :- i love u.
Girl :- i dnt luv u. boy :- r u sure.
Girl :- yeah!
Boy :- waiter bring bill for me alone.
Girl :- a a i luv u 2.
manzil-e-janan ko jab ye dil ravan tha dosto
tum ko main kaise bataun kya saman tha dosto
har guman pahane hue tha ek malbus-e-yaqin
har yaqin jan dada-e-husn-e-guman tha dosto
dil ki har dhadakan makan-o-lamakan par thi muhit
har nafas raz-e-doalam ka nishan tha dosto
kya khabar kis justaju mein is qadar aawara tha
dil ke jo ganjina-e-sarr-e-nihan tha dosto
dhundhane par bhi na milta tha mujhe apna vujud
main talash-e-dost mein yun benishan tha dosto
markad-e-iqbal par hazir thi jab dil ki tadap
zindagi ka ek parda darmiyan tha dosto
qarb ne paida kiya tha khud hi duri ka saman
fasala warna hail kahan tha dosto
bekhudi mein jab mere honton ne chuma qabr ko
mere sina se gada-e-fursiyan tha dosto
ru-ba-ru-e-jalva-e-markad vujud-e-kam ayar
zar-e-naqis sharmasar-e-imtehan tha dosto
partav-e-dil mein nihan thi tah-bateh ye khamoshi
ishq ka wo bhi ik izhar-e-bayan tha dosto
jalvagah-e-dost ka aalam kahun main tum se kya
jalva hi jalva vahan tha main kahan tha dosto
sajdagah-e-khurshiyan tha yan na jane kya tha wo
jo meri nazron ke aage aastan tha dosto
dil ne har lamhe ko dekha ik nirale rang mein
lamha lamha dastan dar dastan tha dosto
jis ke sher-o-nagmagi par vusat-e-alam thi tang
har subah ko wo dopahre bekaran tha dosto
so raha tha khak ke niche jahan-e-zindagi
raz-e-hasti meri nazron par ayan tha dosto
kash tum bhi meri palkon ka nazara dekhte
ye nazara kahkashan dar kahkashan tha dosto
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Jagannath Azad
Eh Duniya wale pagal ne
jo ashiqaan nu samjhaunde ne
jo aag na bhuj saki samundraa naal
ohnu phuka naal bhujaunde ne
‘preet’ badliya tan nhi maut to baad …
Aaj jandi vaar pher kabar da darwaja khol gyi oh …
…Coming soon… …words by preet …
bhuliye na sabhiyachar, ma boli sada abadd rahey,
Sohney di chiri varga, hara bhara “Punjab” rahey,,
Sithniya, ghoriya, bhangra,tapy, punjabiyan di pashan,
Bhagat Singh vargey surmeya di dil ch sada yadd rahey,,
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Ek Taraf Se Doli Uthi,
Khushioun Aur Shehnaion Ke Sath,
Ek Taraf Se Arthi Uthi,
Gamo Aur Tanhaiyon Ke Sath,
Dono Takra Gaye,
Dekhne Wale Chakra Gaye,
Bheed Me Se Awaz Ayee
Ya Khuda Ye Kaisi Khudai Hai
Mehboob Ki Doli Dekhne
Yaar Ki Arthi Ayee Hai.
Quotes of Warren Buffet;
1. ON EARNINGS:
Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second source.
2. ON SPENDING:
If you buy things you don’t need, soon you’ll have to sell things you need.
3. ON SAVINGS:
Don’t save what is left after spending but spend what is left after savings.
4. ON TAKING RISK:
Never test the depth of river with both feet.
5. ON INVESTMENT:
Don’t put all your eggs in a single basket.
6. ON EXPECTATIONS:
Honesty Is a Very Expensive Gift. Don’t expect it from Cheap people…
Plz think about the inside meaning
Be friend with stupid people.
You will feel like a genius all the time!:D
Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiye is tarah karne se
biryani kam par sakti hai.
(zubaida aapa k economical totky) . . . . . . . . .
Interesting DeFinitions !
SCHOOL :
A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays.
LiFe Insurnce :
A Contract that keeps u poor all ur liFe so that u can die Rich.
Doctor :
A person who kills ur ills by pills, & kills u by bills.
Marriage :
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & a woman gains her Master.
Smile :
A curve that can set a lot oF things straight.
Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions !
Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)
Aarzoo hai seene me ghar bane madine me
ho karam jo bande par banda parwari hogi
In love stories sister always supports her brother but brother never support his sister…
because..
The sister knows what Love is ..
And the brother knows what Boys are…
Udaas Logo Hujoom Lao Husan Walon Ko Mar Dalain
Koi To Neki Ka Kaam Kar Lain Tabah To Waise Bhi Ho Gaye hain
raat aayi hai balaon se rihai degi
ab na divar na zanjir dikhai degi
waqt guzra hai pa mausam nahi badala yaro
aisi gardish hai zamin khud bhi duhai degi
ye dhundalaka sa jo hai us ko ganimat jano
dekhana phir koi surat na sujhai degi
dil jo tutega to ik turfa tamasha hoga
kitne aainon mein ye shaql dikhai degi
sath ke ghar mein bada shor barpa hai ‘anwar’
koi aayega to dastak na sunai degi
Poet of The / Ghazal or Nazam : Anwar Masood
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‘ *Shabe //*’ + *’
+/ Qadar ’+’*
+’’’’’’//’’’’’’*’*’+
Mubarak Ho
Dil Ki Aankhon Se Kaam Laita Hoon,
Un Ke Daman Ko Thaam Kaita Hoon,
Door Hoti Hain Sari Mushkilain,
Jab Mohammad (S.A.W) Ka Naam Laita Hoon..
Subhan Allah.
Number choose karen 1 se 10
tak aur
Main ap ko bataon ga k ap ki
personality kesi hy..
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Bal k yaar ap rehny hi do.
Ap wyse hi chawal sy lgtein hyn.
Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W) ki Khususiyaat
Aap (S.A.W) ka saya nai tha !
Aap (S.A.W) pe kabi Makhi nai bethi!
Aap (S.A.W) ko kabi jamai nao aye!
Aap (S.A.W) jase dekthe thy wese he piche dkthe thy!
Aap(S.A.W) jis janwer per sawar hoey wo kabi nai bhaga!
SUBHANALLAH
Forward this to all
That Angry Moment!
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Whn a small kid hits u widout any reason in front of his mom & u
cant do anything bt smile n say
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kitna cute hai (Sala kutta) 😛
Andhian Yoon
chalein k
dil ujar k reh
gaya,
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Aey Vekhien
Faraz
meri Akh Vich ki
py gya….??
(+_-)
Our education system has a drawback:
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It doesnt teach us teamwork
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& When v make efforts 4 working as a team in exams..they call it cheating!
Jahil log;-)
aj mere shab-e-furqat ke sahar aayi hai
muddaton bad teri rahaguzar aayi hai
dekh to lijiye mere khun-e-tamanna ki bahar
jis ke surkhi meri aankhon mai utar aayi hai
tune to tark-e-muhabbat ke qasam khai thi
kyon teri aankh mujhe dekh ke bhar aayi hai
un ke pairahan-e-rangin ke mahak hai is mai
aj kya bad-e-saba hoek udhar aayi hai
is mai kuch un ke jafayen bhi to shamil hain ‘shamim’
bevafai ke jo tohamat mere sar aayi hai
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Shamim Jaipuri
Maula Hain Faqat Aap, Faqat Aap, Faqat Aap
Qibla Hain Faqat Aap, Faqat Aap, Faqat Aap
Aaqa Hain Faqat Aap, Faqat Aap, Faqat Aap
Mauluud-E-Haram Aap Sare Arsh-E-Bariin Aap
Jis Jaa Bhi Ho Allah Mohammad Hain Wahiin Aap
Har Jaa Faqat Aap, Faqat Aap, Faqat Aap
Wo Dosh-E-Nabi Bistar-E-Hijrat Shab-E-Asraar
Masjid Ho Ke Mimbar Ho Ke Ho Toor Ka Jalwa
Jalwa Hai Faqat Aap, Faqat Aap, Faqat Aap
Waliyon Ke Wali Maula Imam Aur Ameer Aap
Ahmad Ke Wasi Naaib-O-Daamaad-O-Waziir Aap
Kya Kya Hai Faqat Aap, Faqat Aap, Faqat Aap
Hasnein Se Kab Aur Kisi Ke Huwe Bete
Aur Zainab-O-Kulsoom Si Masoom Si Arke
Baba Hain Faqat Aap, Faqat Aap, Faqat Aap
Koi Nahin Misl Aap Ka Ay Raahi Ke Jaaye
Ash-Haar Kahe Jayse Usi Tarha Sunaaye
Tanha Hain Faqat Aap, Faqat Aap, Faqat Aap
Bass Ik Choti Se Han Kr Du,
Hamare Nam Is Tarha Sara Jahan Kr Du!
Wo Mohabbtain Jo Tumare Dill Mai Hai,
Un ko Zuban Pr Lao 0r Bayan Kr Du!
Aaj Bas Ap Kaho 0r Kehty Hi Jao,
Hum Bas Sune Aisa Be-Zuban Kr Du!
Hoi Purani Dastan Her Ranjha Ke,
Tarikh Mohabbat Ki Phir Se Jawan Kr Du,
Aa-Jao Ke Aisa Toot Kr Chahon Tumhe,
Hmari Mohabat Ko Mohabbat Ka Nishan Kr Du!
Apne Dill Mai Is Tarha Chupa Lo Muj Ko,
Rahon Humesha Is me aisa Mera Makan kar Du!
Pholan Wangron Mukhra Tera
Mare Lashkare Ni
Aakhan Wich Wasde Ne
Ravi De Nazare Ni
Hello,
wake up,
Receive my simple gift of GOOD MORNING
wrapped with sincerity,
tied with care
and
sealed with a prayer
to keep u safe
and
happy all day long!
Take Care!
Plz call me, its urgent
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
Nam-E-Mohammad se Khushbu-e-Wafa ati hai,
Un k ROZE se Umati Umati ki SADA ati hai,
Kash bethen hum B MADINE ki Galion Mn
Kehte hn k
whan JANAT se HAWA ati he..
The Beauty Within Your Precious Green Eyes
Brings This World Darling, To Only You And I.
It Brings Comfort, And Ignites My Hearts Fire
Into A Sea Of Waves, With Passionate Desires.
Beyond Your Eyes, A Exquisite Beauty Exists
Place Your Hand In Mine And Caress My Lips.
It’s A Feeling Of Knowing, You Feel True Love
Emotions So Intense Only A Heart Dreams Of.
Lost So Deep Within The Beauty Of Your Eyes
Their Beautiful As The Stars Above You And I.
It’s The Beauty, Within Your Green Eyes I See
That Truly Let’s Me Know, You Are All I Need.
by bcassata
……..DUA……..
A mere “ALLAH”
Apni Rehmaton k Darwaze se
Dheron Khushian
Kushada Rizq
Umr-e-Deraz
Achi Sehat
Kamil Eman
Bandagi wali zindgi
Apni Raza
Apny MAHBOOB Tajdar E Madina ki Mohbt ye sb usko atta Farma Jo is Wqt YE DUA Parh or behj rha hai. (“AMEEN”)
Bakri ne mara jo bakre ko singh
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bakri ne mara jo bakre ko singh
to bakra b mare ga bakri ko singh
Ye shikwa bewaja hai,
ye to dastoor-e-chahat hai
Ke ye jo mehboob hota hai,
zara magroor hota hai…..!!
Chali aati hain dabe paun teri yaaden shaam dhale
K hoti hai chiraghan dil ki mehfil shaam dhale
Hue tum kin rahon k musafir, itna to bata dete
K laut aate hain panchi bhi ghar ko shaam dhale
Tere intezar men yun har roz jhilmilati hain aankhen
K jaise mazaar pe jalta hai koi dia sham dhale
Din ka koi pal bhi teri yaad se ghafil nahi hota,
…..”WASI”…..
Teri kami ka magr hota hai ehsaas shaam dhale.
Sun Is Upset..
Moon Is Happy…
Y..?
Bcoz..
Sun Is Missing U N Moon Is Going 2b Vth U.
Good Night
n
Sweet Dreams … =)
chaman ke baharon mai tha aashiyana
na jane kahan kho gaya wo zamana
tumhen bhulane ke main koshish karunga
ye wada karo ke na tum yad aana
mujhe mere mitane ka gam hai to ye hai
tumhen bevafa kah raha hai zamana
khudara meri qabr pe tum na aana
tumhen dekh kar shaq karega zamana
Poet of the poem/ghazal or Nazam: Qamar Jalalvi
¤Thinking Process¤
American was thinking:
We have conquered the moon what next to conquer??
Chinese:
We have covered almost 90% of the world market how to cover the rest??
Indian:
We have nailed Pakistan on foreign diplomatic front what else needs to be done??
Pakistani:
12 baje light gayi thi tou 1 baje ai hai ab phir 3 baje jaey gi pata nahin 4 baje aaye gi k nahin Allah karey 5 baje na jaey:-D;-)
Apni aaisee wife ho
5’6″ jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ke baad dil delight ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
Har Insan ka Baat karne ka Ek Andaaz hota hai Mera Baat karne ka Andaaz kaysa hai ?
1.Serious.
2.Chulbula.
3.Shararti.
4.Chalaak.
5.sweet.
6.Shy.
7.Crazy.
8.Over Confidence.
9.Bharam Baaz.
10.simple.
11.Batameezi.
12.loving
13.Jald Baazi.
14.Proudy.
15.AALIMANA.Reply Must.
With h0nesty
Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay …..
Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.
I dropped a Tear in the ocean while Thinking of You. And I
Promised to be Your friend Till I find it…. Now did you know how long i need your
friendship.? ..
From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)
I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
Happy Christmas.
Teri Muskurahat Meri Pehchan Hai,
Teri Khushi Mera Arman Hai,
Kuch Bhi Nahi Meri Zindagi,
Bus Samjh Le Teri Dosti Hi Meri Jaan Hai.
FROM: Anil Albert
Tanhaai mein jo Choomta hai Mere Naam ke Haroof…!!
Mehfil mein woh Shakhs Meri taraf Dekhta bi nahi…!!
Kal Raat Jane Kya Hua
Kuch Dair Pehlay Neend Se
Kuch Ashk Milnay Aa Gaye
Kuch Khuwab Bhi Tootay Huay
Kuch Log Bhi Bhoolay Huay
Kuch Gard Main Lipti Hui
Kuch Bay Panah Pheli Hui
Kuch Khol Main Simti Hui
Bey Rabt Si Sochain Lye
Bhooli Hui Baatein Lye
Ik Shaks Ki Yaadain Lye
Phr Dair Tak Jagey Rhey
Sochon Mei Gum Bethey Rhey
Ungli Say Thanday Farsh Per
Ik Naam Bus Likhtey Rhey
Kal Raat Bhi Wo Raat Thi
Kuch Dair Pehle Neend Se
Hum Dair Tak Rotey Rahey
Jaane aesi jindgi kyu bitate hain log
Is jindgi ki rah mai roj kai mout marti hai kwahishe
Tamnanon ki arthi par nayi sej keese sajate hai log
Dur talak na koi chirag, na koi aahat
Roshni ki umeed mai kyu khud ko jalate hain log
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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
Hostel Story
Things you say jab koi bahar ja rha ho
1> Bhai Paise le ja recharge karva diyo
2> Bhai ATM se paise nikalwa diyo
3> Bhai Please kuch khane ko le aayio
and The answer you get Saale naukar hu tera?
Chal saath mein
Ishq Ki Wade Main Madhosh Sa Jherna Tha
Doob Gaye Us Main Humain Hosh Main Rehna Tha
Jazbaat Kay Raylay Ko Hum Rok Na Paaye They
Qaboo Na Raha Us Ki Aaghosh Main Girna Tha
Shikwa Bhi Karain Kis Say Is Shor Kay Alam Main
Toofan Ka Mere Dil Main Khamosh Sa Dherna Tha
Chund Qatray Bahay Rukh Pay Shabnum Unhain Sumjhay Hum
Ashklon Ka Fasana Tha Humain Nosh Hi Kerna Tha
Qadmon Say Nigahon Tak Tum Bheeg Gaye Shaiki
Anjaam Yehi Hai Ab Faramosh Kya Kerna Tha
Birthday Wishes For My Friend
On your birthday,
I wish for you the fulfillment
of all your fondest dreams.
I hope that for every candle
on your cake
you get a wonderful surprise.
I wish for you that
whatever you want most in life,
it comes to you,
just the way you imagined it,
or better.
I hope you get as much pleasure
from our friendship as I do.
I wish we were sisters,
so I could have known you
from the beginning.
I look forward to
enjoying our friendship
for many more of your birthdays.
I’m so glad you were born,
because you brighten my life
and fill it with joy.
Happy Birthday!
By Joanna Fuchs
eacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.
Aankhein Hain Jheel Si, Yaan Koi Bhanwar Hai
Aur Uspey Bindiyaan Jaise Ghazab Ki Sanwar Hai.
Hai Is Qadar Unki Adao.n Mein Khumaari ,
Ki
Jahan Bhi Jate Hain Hota Bas, Ajib Hi Manzar Hai.
Jaane Kya Hoga Wo Jab Aayenge Be-parda Nazar
Abhi Se Hai Haal Yahi Jabki , Woh Andar Hai.
Kyun Na Karun Main, Unhe Dekh Tamanna Koi
Sarapa Sadgi Bhara Bas , Woh To Samandar Hai.
Jab Nahi Hota Unka Khayal To Lagta Hai Yun Ki
Jaise Dil-Dil Nahi Mera , Bas Koi Khandar Hai.
Sochta Hoon Kitna Khushnashib Hun Main Shihab
Ki Khuda Ne Baksha Mujhe Aisa, Hasin Dilbar Hai.
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Sath Dil ke chale Dil Ko Nahi Roka Humne..!!
Jo na Apna Tha Usey Toot Ke Chaha HumnE..!!
Aik DhOke Main Katti Umar SarI…!!
Kia Batayen kisE KhOya KiseY paYa huMne.
Dil se teri nigah jigar tak utar gai
donon ko ik ada mein razamand kar gai
shaq ho gaya hai sina khusha lazzat-e-farag
takleef-e-pardadari-e-zakhm-e-jigar gai
wo bada-e-shabana ke saramastiyan kahan
uthiye bas ab ke lazzat-e-khvab-e-sahar gai
udati phire hai khak meri ku-e-yar mein
bare ab ae hava, havas-e-bal-o-par gai
dekho to dil farebi-e-andaz-e-naqsh-e-pa
mauj-e-khiram-e-yar bhi kya gul katar gai
har bulahavas ne husn parasti shiar ke
ab aabaru-e-sheva-e-ahal-e- nazar gai
nazzare ne bhi kam kiya van naqab ka
masti se har nigah tere rukh par bikhar gai
farda-o-din ka tafarruqa yak bar mit gaya
kal tum gae ke hum pe qayamat guzar gai
mara zamane ne ‘asadullah khan” tumhen
wo valavale kahan, wo javani kidhar gai
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Mirza Ghalib
Aye EID Tum Jab B Aana.
Sab k Liye Bus KHUSHIYAN Lana.
Har Chehry Pr Hansi Sajana.
Har Aangan Mein Phool khilana.
Jo RoAYE hain Enhen Hansana!
Jo Rothy hain Enhein Manana.!
Jo Bichray hain Enhein Milana!
Piyari EID tum jab Bhi Aana!
Sub k Liye KHUSHIYAN Lana.
Kuj unj vi rahavan okhiyan san.
Kuj ghal vich guman da tuog vi si
Kuj shaher dy log vi zalam sen.
Kuj sanu maran da shok vi si.
1 Sardar museum gya, Wahan us se 1 Cup toot gya?
Officer: You have broken a 5000 years old Cup.
Sardar: Thanks God
Main samjhya nawan C …
Good Knowlege: SriLanka Wo Wahid Non Muslim Country Hai
Jis K Sarkari or Private Radio Aur T.V Channels Par Daily 5 Waqt Ki Aazan Nashar Ki Jati Hai..
Close ur eyes in this sweet night,
save all sweet memories in ur heart.
Think of all beautiful things in ur life
& surrender urself to ur beautiful dreams.
Gud Nite
rafta rafta wo meri hasti ka saman ho gaye
pahale jan phir jan-e-jan phir jan-e-janan ho gaye
din-ba-din badane lagi us husn ke ranaiyan
pahale gul phir gul-badan phir gul-badaman ho gaye
aap to nazadik se nazadik-tar aate gaye
pahale dil phir dil-ruba phir dil ke mehaman ho gaye
Poet of The Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Tasleem Fazli
main tere milnay ko moajza keh raha tha lekin..
tere bicharnay ka saniha bhi kamaal guzra…!
hijr kay mausam main ye barish ka barasna kaisa !
aik sehra say samandar ka guzarna kaisa ?
aey meray dil na paraishan ho ‘tanha ho kar!
wo teray saath chala kab tha ‘bicharna kaisa?
Jab shajar saath na de ‘haar samajh bethay to !
zard patton ka hawaon say ulajhna kaisa ?
chal muhabbat kay samandar main utar jatay hain !
pyar karna hai to phir maut say darna kaisa ?
Bewafa kehnay ki bhi jurat na karna ae dil !
us nay iqraar kia kab tha mukarna kaisa ?
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“Insha” jee utho ab kuch karo is shahar mein jee ka lagana kya
vahashi ko sukun se kya matalab jogi ka nagar mein thikana kya
is dil ke darida-daman ko dekho to sahi, socho to sahi
jis jholi mein sau ched hue us jholi ko phailana kya
shab biti chand bhi dub gaya zanjir padi daravaze mein
kyon der gaye ghar aaye ho sajani se karoge bahana kya
us husn ke sache moti ko hum dekh saken par chu na saken
jise dekh saken par chu na saken wo daulat kya wo khazana kya
us ko bhi jala dukhate hue man ik shola lal bhabhukha ban
yun aansu ban bah jana kya yun mati mein mil jana kya
jab shahar ke log na rasta dekhen kyon ban mein na ja bisram kare
divanon ki-si na baat kare to aur kare divana kya
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Insha Allah Khan Insha
Larki: Main shaadi ke baad tumharay saray dukh baant lun gi.
Larka: Mujhay tou koi dukh nahi hai.
Larki: Main shaadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hun.
Jo log Dard ko Samjet hain
Wo kbi dard ki wazah nhi btate.
Aur Jo Log Sachi Mohbat Kret H.
Wo Dard Sehna To Jante Hai
Par Dard Dena Nahi Jante.
There is no concept of being ‘busy’, its all abt priorities. People who love you would always find time for u no matter what& people who don’t will find excuses
Make Sure That In Search Of A Perfect Person
You Don’t Loose A True One,
Because
Perfection Is Fantasy
&
Truth Is Reality
Bahu : Maaji, Ye Abhi Tak Nahi Aaye,
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Kahi Koi Ladki Ka Chakkar To Nahi Hai Unke ? .
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Maaji : Are Kambakht Tu To Hamesha Galat Hi Sochti Hai,
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Ho Sakta Hai Ki Kisi TRUCK Ke Neeche Aa Gaya Ho !!!
Mein Tumhari Hi Hon Meri Fikar Na Karna ‘Any’
Mein Jahan Bhi Jaon Gi, Laut Kar Tumhare Paas Hi Aaon Gi…
Mat krna kabhi ghuroor apne Aap par aye
” INSAN””
na jane khuda ne kitne terey jesey bna bna k mita diye.
Relationship between two person is like
the relationship between the hand and the eye.
If the hand gets hurt, the eye cries,
and
if the eye cries the hand wipes its tears..
Suno Tum laut aao na.
Wo dekho chand nikla hai.
Hamari muntazir ankhein,
Duain maangti ankhein.
Tumhein sochti ankhein,
Tumhein dhondti ankhein,
Tumhein wapis bulati hain,
Ye Dil jab bhi Dharakta hai.
Tumhara naam layta hai.
Ye aansu jab bhi behtay hain.
Tumharay Dukh main behtay hain.
K barish jab bhi hoti hai.
Tumhein yaad kartay hain.
Khushi koi jo aaye bhi.
Tumharay bin adhuri hai.
Suno tum laut aao na.
wo dekho chand nikla ha…
The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter, So forgive the one who hurts u. They will realize ur worth one day.”
Wafadaar hain wafa karain gay,
Jaan mango fida karain gay,
Sirf 1 larki ka number send kar do,
Namazi log hain dua karain gay
Asalam_O_Alaikum
Ya ALI (A.S) Madad
Salam Ya HUSSAIN (A.S)
Hi friends!!!
How r u?
I’m Arif Hussain Khan BangasH
Thats My Comments
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ALLAH Hafiz
Ali ke naam se toofan bhi khauf khate hain,
Jinhe yakin nahi wo doob jate hain.
Farishte qabr me kuch aur poochhte hi nahi
Zuban pe naam-e-Ali sun ke laut jate hain
WE ARE ALL CAPTIVES OF OUR OWN IDENTITIES LIVING IN THE PRISON OF OUR OWN CREATION ….
Ishq ko be-naqab hona tha
aap apana javab hona tha
teri aankhon ka kuch qusur nahi
han mujhi ko kharab hona tha
dil ki jis par hain naqsh-e-ranga-rang
us ko sada kitab hona tha
hum ne nakamiyon ko dhund liya
aakhirash kamayab hona tha
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Jigar Moradabadi
Mat Pucho Us K Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz Kesa Tha, =”MOHSIN” =
Us Ne is Shiddat Se Sene Se Lgaya k Maut Bhi Na Hui R Jan Bhi Nikl Gai…
The prophet (Peace be upon him) said:
Remember ALLAH during times of ease
and HE will remember you during times of difficulty.
[Tirmidhi]
Life means missing expected things and facing
unexpected things..
When you are right no one remember but when you are
wrong no one forgets.
That’s Life !!
Good Morning Sweeti Have a nice day.
Karne Lage Tawaf Jahan Poojne Lage
Daste-Hunar Wahi Hai Sanam Bolne Lage
Insaniat Ko Tum Bhi Kahan Khojne Lage
Moti Har Ek Seep Mein Kyon Dhoodhne Lage
Mausam Badal Gaya Hai Tumhen Kuch Khabar Bhi Hai
Aayee Bahar Aao Chaman Jhoomne Lage
Jitni Shadeed Dhoop Thi Rahe Hayat Mein
Utne Hi Unkee Zulf Ke Saye Ghane Lage
Jheeni Si Ek Naqab Hai Chehre Isliye
Aisa Na Ho Ki Chand Ka Dil Doobne Lage
Khushboo Bata Rahi Hai Ke Mausam Badal Gaya
Ayee Bahar Aao Chaman Jhoomne Lage
Dilbar Mere Libas Par Sadiyon Ki Dhool Hai
Do Kadamm Chal Ke Log Yahan Oobne Lage