Happy new year with joy

Keep the Smile
Leave the tear
Think the joy
Forget the fear ..
Hold the laugh
Leave the pain

B joyous coz its NEW YEAR

“Haapy HAPPY NEW YEAR”

English Fathers Day Shayari

Dad, I’m Blessed To Be Your Son
I Knew It From The Start.
You’re A First-Class Father;
You’re Loving, Kind, And Smart.
You Show Me How To Be A Man
You Help Me, Guide Me, Along The Way.
You’re Strong, And Yet You’re Gentle, Too.
I Hope I’m Just Like You, Someday!

What Is The Perfect Example

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy eyes (Bad luck)

Friendship Is Like A Book

Friendship is like a book it take years to write but it may take few seconds to burn.

Iss Shah Latif Ki Dharti Mein

Iss Shah Latif Ki Dharti Mein
Iss Amn-O-Pyar Ki Basti Mein
Mein Paida Hooa Iss Dharti Mein
Parwan Charha Iss Basti Mein

Khana Bhi Yahin Ka Khaya Hai
Pani Bhi Issi Dharti Ka Pya
Ab Marna Jeena Sub Kuch He
Iss Dharti Say Hi Jore Leya

Phir Mujh Say Door Kyon Rhetey Ho?
Kyon Mujh Ko Ghair Samajhtey Ho?
Mein Tum Say Alug, Tum Mujh Say Judaa
Kyon Aisi Sochen Rakhtey Ho?

Apnon Ko Ghair Samajhtey Ho
Gheron Ko Apna Samajhtey Ho
Tum Mano Isey Ya Na Mano
Yeh Dharti Meri Dharti Hai

Iss Shah Latif Ki Dharti Ko
Mein Apni Dharti Manta Hoon
Ab Iss Kay Silay Mein Tum Mujh Say
Kya Chahtey Ho? Yeh Mujh Say Kaho

Kuch Khul Kar Dil Ki Baat Karo
Kuch Mairay Dil Ki Baat Suno
Mein Sub Kuch Wo Kar Guzroon Ga
Tum Mujh Say Jo Bhi Chahtey Ho

Ik Bar Laga Kar Dil Say Mujhey
Tum Apna Samajh Kar Parkho To
Ik Phool Hoon Mein Apno Kay Leay
Aur Aag Hoon Mein Ghairoun Kay Leay

Seenay Say Laga Kar Daikho To
Dharti Kay Leay Basti Kay Leay
Har Din Ye Tamasha Hota Hai
Is Dharti Mein Iss Basti Mein

Kay Aapus Mein Hum Lartey Hein
Or Dushman Mauj Hi Kartay Hein
Kub Tak Ye Tamasha Ho Ga Kay
Hum Apna Khoon Hi Kartay Rahein

Aur Saaray Dushman, Ghair Subhi
Khushyoon Ki Mala Japtay Rahein
Ye Sara Tamasha Khatm Karein
Sub Doori, Talkhi Mita Dein Hum

Dharti Kay Sukh Ki Khatir Ub
Aapus Mein Aika Kar Lein Hum
Tum Haath Jo Aik Baraho Gay
Mein Dono Haath Barahoon Ga

Phir Dil Say Dil Mil Jaain Gay
Yoon Hum Sub Aik Ho Jaain Gay

Aainey jasi ye teri Aankhein

Aainey jasi ye teri Aankhein,
Aaina hai ya hai teri Aankhein,
Gor s dekh raha hoon in ko,
Qun hai ghabrayin si teri Aankhein,
Sharm ka bhojh le na dube inhe,
Mujhse sharmaiyn hain teri Aankhein,
Katra katra sharab lagtin hai,
Maqad e surahi si teri Aankhein,
Hosh ka kyon ab khayal karey,
Ajab khumari si teri Aankhein.

Qarz-e-Nigaah-e-Yaar Adaa Kar Chuky Hain Hum

Qarz-e-Nigaah-e-Yaar Adaa Kar Chuky Hain Hum

Sab Kuch Nisaar-e-Raah-e-Wafa Kar Chuky Hain Hum

Kuch Imtihaan-e-Dast-e-Jafa Kar Chuky Hain Hum

Kuch Unki Dastaras Ka Pata Kar Chuky Hain Hum

Ab Ehtiyaat Ki Koi Surat Nahi Rahi

Qaatil Se Rasm-o-Raah Siwa Kar Chuky Hain Hum

Dekhen Hai Kon Kon, Zarurat Nahi Rahi

Kooay Sitam Me Sab Ko Khafa Kar Chuky Hain Hum

Ab Apna Ekhtiyaar Hai Chahe Jahan Chalen

Raah-bar Se Apni Raah Juda Kar Chuky Hain Hum

Unki Nazar Me, Kya Karen, Pheeka Hai Ab Bhi Rang

jitna Lahu Tha Sarf-e-Qaba Kar Chuky Hain Hum

Kuch Apne Dil Ki Khoo Ka Bhi Shukrana Chahiye

So Bar Unki Khoo Ka Gila Kar Chuky Hain Hum...

New Bloom Spreads

Just As A New Bloom Spreads
Fragrance And Freshness Around?
May The New Year Add A New Beauty
And Freshness Into Your Life.
Happy New Year.

1st Night Dulhan Dulha Urdu Sms

Dulhay: 1st night Dulhan ke aankh pr kiss keya or kaha

“Ankhin sakhsiat ke kitab hoti hain”

Dulhan: tum ko kitaboo main khoay ho or library main aag lagi hy.

Physics ka paper

Once a girl askd a boy:
Why we have units to measure Weight,
Height,
Force,
Speed,
Distance etc.
But nothng 2 measure
Love
Trust
Frndship,
Why?
Boy thought 4 a while,
took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
“Dekh janu bkwas na kr mai date py aya hon Physics ka paper dainy nahi” lol :d

Difference Between Wife And Mother

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
WIFE & MOTHER

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With MOTHER
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our WIFE

Mercy on this Eid

Mercy, Peace and Luv

May da grace and Lord

surround u and b wid u

on this Eid !!

Her hath milney wala

Tum Takaluf KO Bhi Ikhlas Samajtay Ho Faraz

Dost Hota Nahi Her Hath Milanaay Wala.

Aankhon Ko Zara Ashkbaar Rakh

Aankhon Ko Ho Sakay To Zara Ashkbaar Rakh
Paiwastah Rah Shajar Se Ummeed-E-Bahar Rakh

Gham Se Jo Hai T-Alluq Usay Ustwaar Rakh
Rakhna Hi Hai Agar To Dil-E-Sogwaar Rakh

Sarchashma Terey Dil Main Muhabbat Ka Hai Agar
Sookhay Har Aik Hont Pe Aansoo Ki Dhaar Rakh

Aiy Maut Zindagi Ka Abhi Haath Main Hai Haath
Thamoonga Tera Haath Bhi, Tu Aitbaar Rakh

Dil Main Naheen Jo Ishq To Kaahe Ki Bandagi
Sajday Main Apnay Sar Ko Agarche Hazaar Rakh

Kaaba Agar Naheen To Isay Butkada Bana
Dil Main Khuda Ki Yad Ya Tasveer-e-Yar Rakh

Hamlay Shadeed Honge Anaa Ke Khatiib Phir
Qaaim Khudi Ke Gird Khuda Ka Hisaar Rakh

Kya hua tera har ik roz mujhe khat likhana

kya hua tera har ik roz mujhe khat likhana
aur khat mein dil-e-betab ke halat likhana
meri khatir shab-e-furqat mein na sona tera
meri yadon mein pareshan sa hona tera
aur phir khat mein shab-e-hijr ke babat likhana
kya hua tera har ik roz mujhe khat likhana
wo sar-e-sham khayalon mein mere kho jana
aur phir khud hi tera sharmsar ho jana
wo akele mein mujhe pyar bhara khat likhana
kya hua tera har ik roz mujhe khat likhana
kis liye tod diye tune sabhi ahad-e-vafa
kya hue wade muhabbat ke bata kuch to bata
kis liye chod diya tu ne mujhe khat likhana
kya hua tera har ik roz mujhe khat likhana

Poet of the poem/ghazal or Nazam: UnKnown

Allah ko kis wakt

Allah ko kis wakt Hansna Bohat Naa pasand hai

1-QABRSTAN Me
2-Janaza k pichay
3-Ulma ki Majlis Me
4-Tilawat-e- QURAN Pak Me
5-Masjid Me
6-Azaan k hotay waqt..

Size Of Your Christmas Tree

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.

In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

NURSE Kept SARDAR FINGER In HER MOUTH

NURSE kept SARDAR FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Roze ka noor

¿Wo .*”Chand”*. ka “Chamakna”
Wo .*”MaSJido”*. ka “Sawarna”
Wo .*”Musalmano”*. ki “Dhoom”
*”RamZan”*.

*”wo “Sehri” ka maza”*
“*wo “Aftari” ki bhook”*
“*wo”Quran” ki talawat”*
“*wo”Namaz”ka mamool”*
wo”Roze” ki barkat

wo Roze ka noor
ap ko chand mubarak
ramzan mubarak

Life is Now Here

Read it slowly

LIFEISNOWHERE

What did u read…???

Life is no where or life is now here…

My friends, life is all about how we look at it…!!!

GOOD MORNING..

Me Ek Ansoo Hi Sahi Hun Bohat Anmol

Me Ek Ansoo Hi Sahi Hun Bohat Anmol Magar

Yoon Na Palkon Se Gira Kar Mujhe Matti Me Mila...

Choti si Love Story

Choti si Love Story!

Ek Dada or dadi ne,

apni jwani k dino ko phr se yad kr k manane ka socha,

unho ne faisla kiya k hm phr drya kinare milnge,

Dada suba jaldi uth kr tyar ho k,

gulab le kr pohncha pr dadi nahi aie,

Dada gusse m ghar pohncha to dekha k dadi samne bethi he,

Dada ne gusse m pocha,tm aie nahi m intazar krta rha ta tmhara,

Dadi ne shrma kr kaha,

ami ne jane he nai dia.

(‘.’)> <)) / / O My God:

Sent to Suffer

Man was sent on Earth to Suffer,

And

Woman was sent to Ensure that It
Happens…! 😉

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
So this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal

Luck has a particular Habit

Luck has a particular Habit of favouring those who don’t depend on it…
So
Believe in urself & find a way to Achieve ur Goals!
Asslam o Alaikum! Gud Evening n have a blessed day!

Nigah-e-Shoq Mein

Itni kashish to ho nigah-e-shoq mein

SAQI

Idher dil mein khayal aaye! Udher vo beqrar ho jae

Aaj Bohat Dukh Ho Raha Hai Haal-e-Zindagi

Aaj Bohat Dukh Ho Raha Hai Haal-e-Zindagi Par

Kaash Us Se Had Me Reh Kar Muhabbat Ki Hoti...

Khusiyon Ki Shaam Aur Yaadon - EID Poem - EID Poetry

Roman Urdu - EID Poetry

Khusiyon Ki Shaam Aur Yaadon Ka Ye Sama’n,
Apni Palkon Pe Hargiz Sitaray Na Layn Gey,
Rakhna Sanbhal Kar Chand Khushiyan Mere Liye,
Mein Laut Aaon Ga To EID Manayn Gey..

Sama’n= Picture; Palkon= Eyelids; Hargiz= at all; Chand= few

Urdu - EID Shayari

خوشیوں کی شام اور یادوں کا یہ سماں
اپنی پلکوں پی ہر گز ستارے نہ لائیں گے
رنکھنا سنبھال کر چند خوشیاں میرے لئے
میں لوٹ آؤں گا تو عید منائیں گے

Haal Kya Poochtay Ho Dard-e-Dil Ka

Haal Kya Poochtay Ho Dard-e-Dil Ka,

Hum To Yaadon Ke Sataye Huey Hain,

Rooh Mein To Tum Samaye Huey Ho,

Hum To Tere Daar Se Bhi Thukraye Huey Hain,

Dil Ke Siva Tumhein Or Kiya Dain,

Ek Jaan Hai Woh Bhi Tum Ko Lutaye Huey Hain,

Hum Jantay Hain Awais, Kiya Beeti Dil Pay Hamaray,

Woh Pathar Dil Hain,

Hum Hi Dhoka Khaey Hue Hain....

Submitted by: Awais

Udaas Rehna To Mohabbat Karne Walon Ki Ik Rasm-e-Wafa Hai

Udaas Rehna To Mohabbat Karne Walon Ki Ik Rasm-e-Wafa Hai,

Agr Phool Khushi Ke Liye Hotay Toh Log Janazay Pe Na Daaltay...!

By: Haris

Us ne kaha sun-Ahmed Faraz

us ne kaha sun
ahad nibhane ke khatir mat aana
ahad nibhanevale aksar majboori ya
mahajuri ke thakan se lauta karte hain
tum jao aur dariya dariya pyas bujhao
jin aankhon mein dubo
jis dil mein bhi utaro
meri talab aavaz na degi
lekin jab meri chahat aur meri khvahish ke lau
itni tez aur itni unchi ho jaye
jab dil rode
tab laut aana

Poet of  the Poems / Ghazal or Nazam :Ahmed Faraz

Zindagi me 3 Baatein

Zindagi me 3 baatein kisi ko nahe batana
.
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.
.
1_?
2_?
3_?

Kaha na nahe btana tou me be kyun bataun

Larki Apni Dadi Se

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
.
DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

DiL Dukhatay Ho

DiL Mein Reh Kar, DiL Dukhatay Ho……!!!

Apna Muqaam Daikho, Aur Apny Kaam Daikho…!!!

Yaad Aata Raha

wo apni saari nafratein mujh pay lutata raha…
mera dil jis ko sada mohabbtain sikhata raha…
us ki adat ka zara yeh pehlo toh dekho…
mujh say kiay waday woh kisi aur say nibhata raha…
kuch khaber nahi woh shaks kaya chata tha…
K taluq toor kar bhi mujh ko aazmata raha …
Tootay huay taaluq main bhi kitni mazbooti hai….
Main Jitna bhulata raha woh utna hi yaad aata raha…

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Agaz-e-Nayee Saal Per

Chahoon Main Tum Sey Milna, Agaz-E-Naye Saal Per
Muhabat Ayoo Amar Kar Jayen, Agaz-E-Naye Saal Per

Hamsafar Hai Cuna, Hai Fakhar Kudh Pey Mujhee
Jewan Ko Wafa Dey Jayen, Agaz-E-Nayee Saal Per

Be Pana Ye Peyar Hai, Jazbat Hain, Oor Naye Umeeden
Hasil Un Sab Ko Kar Jayeen, Agaz-E-Naye Saal Per

Guzry Saal Jo Na Paeya, Afsoos Na Karna Us Ka Zara
Neek Duaeen Ye Raab Sey Kareen, Agaz-E-Naye Saal Per

Chahoon Main Tum Sey Milna, Agaz-E-Naye Saal Per
Muhabat Ayoo Amar Kar Jayen, Agaz-E-Naye Saal Per

Hamsafar Hai Cuna, Hai Fakhar Kudh Pey Mujhee
Jewan Ko Wafa Dey Jayen, Agaz-E-Nayee Saal Per

Be Pana Ye Peyar Hai, Jazbat Hain, Oor Naye Umeeden
Hasil Un Sab Ko Kar Jayeen, Agaz-E-Naye Saal Per

Guzry Saal Jo Na Paeya, Afsoos Na Karna Us Ka Zara
Neek Duaeen Ye Raab Sey Kareen, Agaz-E-Naye Saal Per

Hai Ye Ilteja Mery Raab Sey Rakhy Khuda Shaad Hameen
Ayoo Mil Kar Dua Kareen, Agaz-E-Nayee Saal Per

Mujhe Ab Dar Nahi Lagta - Mohsin Naqvi

Mujhe Ab Dar Nahi Lagta
Kisi Ke Door Jane Se,
Taluq Toot Jane Se,
Kisi Ke Maan Jane Se,
Kisi Ke Rooth Jane Se,

Mujhe Ab Dar Nahi Lagta!
Kisi Ko Aazmane Se,
Kisi Ke Aazmane Se.
Kisi Ko Yaad Karne Se.
Kisi Ko Bhool Jane Se,

Mujhe Ab Dar Nahi Lagta
Kisi Ko Chor Dene Se,
Kisi Ke Chor Jane Se.
Na Samaa Jalane Se,
Na Sama Bujhane Se,

Mujhe Ab Dar Nahi Lagta
Akele Muskurane Se
Kabhi Aansu Bahane Se
Na Is Sare Zamane Se
Haqeeqat Se Fasane Se

Mujhe Ab Dar Nahi Lagta
Kisi Ki Naa_Rasai Se
Kisi Ke Paa_Rsai Se
Kisi Ki Bewafai Se
Kisi Dukh Intehai Se

Mujhe Ab Dar Nahi Lagta
Na To Is Paar Rehne Se
Na To Us Paar Rehne Se
Na Apni Zindagani Se
Na Ik Din Maut Aane Se

Mujhe Ab Dar Nahi Lagta…..

DaaG to Ache Hai

Ek Ladki Ne ChotY Bache K GaL Pe Kiss Ki

GIRL-Oh SorrY TumHare GaL Pe LiPstik LaG Gai

Bacha-KuCh Acha Karne Se Agar DaaG Lagte Hen,To DaaG to Ache Hote Hen:-)

Jis K Badlay Tum Mujy

Jis K Badlay Tum mujy mill jao
.
.
.
.
Main Kisi Aisi Naiki Ki Talash
Main Hoon…..

I feel you are to me a second mother

Even though just recently we’ve met,
I feel you are to me a second mother.
Sometimes between one person and another
There is a strangely comfortable first fit.
With you I feel just like a lonely moon
Come to the attraction of an earth,
Swinging gratefully across its girth
As if possessed at last by love its own.

With the adult need for time and space
There is the child’s need for something more:
A love that needs no answer at the core
Of all that gives one dignity and grace.

Hamari Anay Wali Nasal Ki A.B.C

Hamari Anay Wali Nasal Ki

A.B.C

Is Trhan Hogi

A-     Apple Phone

B-      Bluetooth

C-      Chating

D-     Download

E-      Email

F-      Facebook

G-     Google

H-     Hotmail

I-        I-Pod

J-       Java

K-      Kingston

L-       Laptop

M-   Message

N-     Nokia

O-     Outlook

P-      Party

Q-     Quick Time

R-      Ram

S-      Skype

T-      Touch Screen

U-     USB

V-     Veena Malik

W-   Wifi

X-      Xp

Y-      Youtube

And

Z-      Zardari lofar C Ganjy nalon Changa C…?

Khushi Chah Jati Hai

Khushi Chah Jati Hai

Chehre Pe Khushi Chah Jati Hai
Ankhon Mein Suroor Aajata Hai
Jab Tum Mujhe Apna Kehte Ho
Apne Pe Guroor Aajata Hai

Tum Husn Ki Khud Ek Dunya Ho,
Shayad Yeh Tumhain Maloom Nahi
Mehfil Mein Tumhare Aane Se ,
Har Chiz Pe Noor Aajata Hai

Hum Pass Se Tum Ko Kiya Dekhen
Jab Tum Mukabil Hote HO
Betaab Nighaoon Ke Aage ,
Parda Sa Zaroor Aajata Hai

Jab Tumse Mohabbat Ki Humne
Tab Jake Kahin Yeh Raaz Khula
Marne Ka Saliqa Aata Hi Nahi
Jeene Ka Shaoor Aajata Hai

Haseen Sa Khawab Hai

Yeh Jo Zindagi Ki Kitab Hai
Yeh Kitab Bhi Kiya Kitab Hai

Kahin Ek Haseen Sa Khawab Hai
Kahien Jaan Laiwa Azab Hai

Kahien Ansuon Ki Ha Dastaan
Kahien Muskarahaton Ka Bayan Hai

Kai Chehre Is Mein Chupay Huwe
Ek Ajeeb Sa Ye Naqab Hai

Kahien Kho Diya Kahien Paa Liya
Kahien Ro Liya Kahien Ga Liya

Kahien Cheen Leti Hai Her Khushi
Kahien Meharban Be-Hesaab Hai

Kahien Barkatoon Ki Hain Barishen
Kahien Tashnagi Be-Hesaab Hai.

Frredom In The Mind

Frredom In The Mind,
Faith In The Words..
Pride In Our Souls..
Lets Salute The Nation On 64th Inependence Day!
******
!!‘‘‘‘””‘‘‘‘!
!!‘‘‘@‘‘‘!
!!‘‘‘‘””‘‘‘‘!
!!
!!
!!
‘‘Jay Hind‘‘
Have A Greatindependes Day
…Feel Proud 2 B An India ……..

Tumhre bina ab

HUm TeRe BiN aB RaAh Ni sKTy

teRE BiNa KiA WaJOod MerA

kUn K TuM He h0 tUm He hOoOoo

dour nagawaar

Marna tu is jahan mein koi haadsa nahin,
FARAZ

Is dour-e- na’gawaar mein jeena kamal hai…

Shaadi Ya Barbaadi

Mujhay Wo Larki Lagti Hai Buhat Pyari
Mujhay Ho Gai Hai Dosto Ishq Ki Bimari

Is Dil Ka Haal Kehnay Ki Hamesha Karta Hoon Tayari
Jis Din Wo Nahi Aati Shayri Com Par Tu Hoti Hai Khuwari

Is Din Socha Bol Kar Raho Ga Baat Saari
Jis Din Main Laya Tha Bazaar Se Black Saari

Wo Pehnay Huye Aarahi Thi Haseen Saari
Ek Larka Bola Wah Kya Khubsorat Ja Rahi Hai Naari

Is Larki Ne Us Larke Ko Thapar Maari
Aur Boli Shadi Shuda Hoon Main Nahi Kunwari

Tum Larko Hoti Hai Chernay Ki Gandi Bimari
Yeh Baat Sun Kar Mere Dil Par Chal Gai Aari

Is Ghum Main Mene Rakhi Lambi See Darhi
Jub Us Ne Karli Kisi Se Shadi

Tu Yeh Din Tha Mujh Par Bara Bhaari
Tu Mene Us Ke Pati Ko Goli Maari

Ab Wo Dubara Se Ho Gai Kunwari
Is Liye Main Kar Raha Hoon Us Se Shadi Ki Tayari

Jehz Main Milay Gi Mujh Ko Lambi See Gaari
Jub Karli Mene Is Se Shadi

Tu Zindagi Khud Karli Apnay Hathon Se Tabah Kaar
iMeri Aadhi Tankhwa Se Wo Le Aati Hai Saari

Ab Dil Chahata Hai Road Par Beth Kar Ba Jao Bhikari

Meri Majbooriyan Kya Puchte Ho

Meri Majbooriyan Kya Puchte Ho

K Jeene K Liye Majboor Hun Me...

Hal-e-dil main ne jo duniya ko sunana chaha – Karrar Noori

hal-e-dil main ne jo duniya ko sunana chaha
mujh ko har shakhs ne dil apana dikhana chaha
apni tasvir banane ki liye duniya mein
main ne har rang pe ik rang chadhana chaha
khak-e-dil jauhar-e-aina ki kam aa hi gai
lakh duniya ne nigahon se girna chaha
shola-e-barq se gulashan ko bachane ki liye
main ne har aag ko sine mein chupana chaha
apne aibon ko chupane ki liye duniya mein
main ne har shakhs pe ilzam lagana chaha
gairat-e-mauj use phenk gai sahil par
dubne wale ne jab shor machana chaha

 
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Karrar Noori

Morning Greetings Does Not Only Mean

Morning greetings
does not only mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:
I remember you when I wake up!
Have a nice day!

Dil-e-nadaan ko

“4 U”

Woh jo basa hai merey dil mein usey bataun kaisey

Dar bhi lagta hai zamaney se chupaun kaisey

Woh to panchi hai urr jaye ga

Main khood ko us k peechey uraun kaisey.@

Main to us k liye duniya hi chor doon

Is se ziyada main usey chahoon kaisey

Dil hai jo us ko apna maanta hai

Is dil-e-nadaan ko samjhaun kaisey

Woh merey dil par hukmurani karta hai AHMED

Us k ilawa main kisi aur ko dil mein basaun kaisey.

Adami Aur Farista

Ek aadmi apne aap nu kehnda hoya ja raha si k;-“haye oye rabba”aisi zindagi naalo ta maut e changgi aa.

Achanak Farista  aa gaya te bolya:- “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”

Aadmi : Lao dasso… paaji hun koi gareeb banda majaak v nai kare

Waris Shah Ek Din Asaan Vi Tur Jana

Waris Shah Ek Din Asaan Vi Tur Jana

Kunday Mar K Ehna Haweliyan De...

Apne Din Ka Aghaz

Hazrat ALI “Apne Din Ka Aghaz Sadqa Dene Se Shuru Kro,Us Din Tumhari Koi Dua Rad Nahi Jayegi. . Or Achi Baat Btana Bhi SADQA Hai…..

Be_Taab Is Qadar Tha Ke Soya Nahi Raat Bhar

Be_Taab Is Qadar Tha Ke Soya Nahi Raat Bhar,
Nazroon Se Likhta Raha Tera Naam Chand Par...

Good Night....

Wafa Ke Saath Duniya Mein Hazaroon Gham Bhi Hote Hain

Wafa Ke Saath Duniya Mein Hazaroon Gham Bhi Hote Hain,
Jahan Bajti He Shehnai Wahan Matam Bhi Hote Hain.....

Shared By: Irfan Sami Mughal

Aulaad K Liye

Aulaad K Liye Waldain Ka Pegam.

> Jis din Tum Hmen Boorha dekho, Sabar krna or hmen smjne ki koshish krna,

> Jb Hum koi Baat Bhol jain to Hum pr Tanz na krna or Apna Bachpan Yaad krna,

> Jb Hum Boorhe ho kr Chal na payen to Hmara Sahara Ban’na or Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad krna,

> Jb Hum Beemar ho jain to wo Din Yaad kr k Hum pr Apne Paisey Kharch krna jb Hum Tumhari Khuwahishen Pori krne k liye Apni Khuwahishen Qurban krte the.
Plz fwrd 2
All youngstrz.

Phata Purana Khawab Hai Mera

Phata Purana Khawab Hai Mera..
Main, Tum, Aur sath Tumhara…

khudkashi ka maza

Bhulay hain rafta rafta unhain mudaton ma hum,

Qisto mai khudkashi ka maza koi humse puchay…

Happy Ramadan To All

Happy Ramadan to All.
May Allah bless you
in this holy month.
Ramadan Kareem.

Naya Saal Mubarak

Es Naye Saal mai..
Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

Shadi k pehly din

Shadi k pehly din husbnd k mobile me wife ka nam My life.

1 mahene bad My wife

1 sal bad Home

2 sal bad Hitler

4 sal bad…Wrong no..

Mohabbatein Aur Bhi Barh Jati Hain Juda Hony Se

Mohabbatein Aur Bhi Barh Jati Hain Juda Hony Se,
Tum Sirf Meri Ho, Is Baat Ka Khayal Rakhna……..!

For Someone Very Special…..

Urdu Shayari – Muskura Do

MMQ – RS

*Teri hasrat hai dil me jise dil se mita bhi na sakun*
*dhundhne us ko chala hun jise pa bhi na sakun*

*Dal kar khak mere khoon pe qatil ne kaha*
*ki yeh mehandi nahi meri ke mita bhi na sakun*

*zab kambakht ne aur karib aa ke gala ghonta hai*
*ki usko haal sunau aur suna bhi na sakun*

*us ke pehlu mein jo leja ke sula dun dil ko*
*neend aisi aaye ki use jaga bhi na sakun*

*naqsh-e-pak dekh to lun lakh karunga sajade*
*sar mera arsh nahi hai ki jhuka bhi na sakun*

*bevafa likhate hain wo apni kalam se mujh ko*
*ye wo qismat ka likha hai jo me mita bhi na sakun*

*es tarah soye hain sar rakh ke mere kaandho par*
*apni soi hui qismat ko jaga bhi na sakun*

Maafi Ki Talaab Kay Liye

Beeta hai jo mere upar
Apne pyare nabi ko sunaon ga

Darood partha hua jab mein madine jaoga
Rootay rootay apna haal sunaao ga

Apney ap ko un kay hawalay dey kar ayo ga
Ae kash mujhe mout a jaye

Apnay aqa kay mazaar par ja kar
Maafi mango ga apni har hatha par

Aaqa ka deedar karnay kay liye
So jaon ga unki chohkat par
Maafi ki talaab kay liye

Ye Soch Ker

Meri her khata ko maaf kardena ye soch k AE DOST

Shayad k ye meri zindagi ka aakhri RAMZAN ho..

Ishaara Chaand Ko Karna Tasawur Me Tujhe

Ishaara Chaand Ko Karna Tasawur Me Tujhe Laana

Bara Mushkil Hai Dono Me Koi Phir Farq Kar Paana...

Ek Taraf Zeher Para Tha

Ek Taraf Zeher Para Tha, Ek Taraf Sharaab,

Ghamon Se Choor Choor Tha Main, Dono Mila K Pi Gaya...

Mohabbat Karne Wale Kam Na Hon Ge

Mohabbat Karne Wale Kam Na Hon Ge!
Teri Mehfil Mein Magar Hum Na Honge….

Im Proud To Be A Pakistani

Im Proud To Be A Pakistani
Where At Least I Know
Im Free
&
Wont Forget The Men
Who Died,
Who Gave That Right To Me

Meri Raat Din Me Chupi Chupi

Meri Raat Din Me Chupi Chupi

Mera Din Chupa Kisi Raat Me

Meri Zindagi Aik Raaz Hai

Koi Raaz Hai Meri Baat Me

Me Jahan Kahin Bhi Ulajh Gaya

Wahin Girte Girte Sambhal Gaya

Mujhe Thokaron Se Pata Chala

Mera Haath Hai Kisi Haath Me...

Aur Phassao Government School Ki Bachiyaan

2 lovers in K.F.C

Larka:
kia khao gi sweet heart?

larki:
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naan tikki mangva lo.

Moral:aur phassao government school ki bachiyaan……….

Shaadi Se Pehle

Shaadi se pehle Dua maangi the

Acha Pakaane waali biwi dena

Khaana mention karna bhool gaya tha 😛

Mohabbat nahi

Phir kbhi m0habbat nahi ho sakti…! Wo ek tha 0r mera dil bhi ek…!

Maybe love put sunshine in your heart

Maybe love put sunshine in your heart,
Using light to leaven your long day.
Maybe it was hard, but from the start,
‘Twixt blight and bloom the sunshine had its way.
Sing, then, of mother’s love, and your delight
Descended down to me, that I might be
Alive with sunshine, bountiful and bright,
Yet yearning still for what you gave to me.

Wouldn’t This World Be Better

Wouldn't This World Be Better

If The Folks We Meet Would Say,

"I Know Something Good About You!"

And Treat Us Just That Way?



Wouldn't It Be Fine And Dandy

If Each Handclasp, Fond And True,

Carried With It This Assurance,

"I Know Something Good About You!"

Wouldn't Life Be Lots More Happy

If The Good That's In Us All

Was The Only Thing About Us

That Folks Bothered To Recall?



Wouldn't Life Be Lots More Happy

If We Praised The Good We See?

For There's Such A Lot Of Goodness

In The Worst Of You And Me!



Wouldn't It Be Nice To Practice

That Fine Way Of Thinking Too?

You Know Something Good About Me,

I Know Something Good About You!

Shadi Ke Anniversary

Wife: Aaj Hamari Shadi Ki Anniversary Hai.

Humein Kia Karna Chaie?

Husband: Ao ..

Aaj Hum Ais Haadsay Ki Yaad Mein

2 Mint Ki Khamoshi Akhtiyaar Karein

I Will Love You

I will love you, dear,
I will love you till China and Africa meet
and the river jumps over the mountain
and the salmon sing in the street.

Khizan Me Shakh Se Girte Udaas Pattay Ne

Khizan Me Shakh Se Girte Udaas Pattay Ne

Mujhe Ye Dars Dia Hai Zawal Sab Ko Hai...

Hum Gaye The Un Ko Manany K Liye

Hum Gaye The Un Ko Manany K Liye

Wo Khafa Ache Lage Hum Ne Khafa Rehne Dia...

Wo Humsafar Tha

Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi,
K Soup, Chai Usne Kabi Pilai Na Thi…
Sardiyan Thin, Flu Tha, Cough Thi Magar,
Pagal Ke Pass Sab Kch Tha, Ek Dawai Na Thi…

Hasrat hai tujhe samane baithe kabhi dekhun – Kishwar Naheed

hasrat hai tujhe samane baithe kabhi dekhun
main tujh se mukhatib hun tera hal bhi puchun
dil mein hai mulaqat ke khvahish ke dabi aag
mehandi lage hathon ko chupa kar kahan rakhun
jis naam se tune mujhe bachpan se pukara
ik umr guzarne pe bhi wo naam na bhulun
tu ashk hi ban ke meri aankhon mein sama ja
main aaina dekhun to tera aks bhi dekhun
puchun kabhi gunchon se sitaron se hawa se
tujh se hi magar aa ke tera naam na puchun
ae meri tamanna ke sitare tu kahan hai
tu aaye to ye jism shab-e-gam ko na saunpun

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Kishwar Naheed

Desh Bhakti Poems In Hindi

Haat Samaiy Ke Khanjar Dekh
Faile Jantar–Mantar Dekh

Sacchayi Ka Haal Na Pooch
Bikhre Asthi–Panjar Dekh

Guna-Bhag Mein Vyasth Rahe
Pyase Pade Samandar Dekh

Khad, Swarth Ki Adhik Padi
Huyi Bhawna Banjar Dekh

Kab Tak Sangarenge Ram
Gali-Gali Das-Kandhar Dekh

Mere Hasne Per Math Jaa
Ghav Anginat Andhar Dekh

Aftari k Oqaat Me

Tamam roza daro sy darkhwast hai k agar wo sehatmand o tawana rehna chahtay hain to …

Aftari k oqaat me apni 0qaat me rahein…
Shukria….

Treat with Sincerety

“Treat everyone with sincerety..

Even those who r not sincere to u..

Not because they r not nice,

But!!

Because!!!

u r nice…. good mornig

Meaning Of Ramzan

* R A M Z A N *
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R- Roza Rakhna,
A- Allah Se Darna,
M- Masjid ko jana,
Z- Zakat Dena,
A- Ache kaam karna,
N- Namaz Parhna Or
DUAON mai
MUJE Zaror Yaad Rakna

If U Never Taste A Bad Apple

If U Never Taste A Bad Apple.
You Would Never Appreciate A Good Apple.
Sometimes We Need To Experience Bitterness Of Life
To Understand The Value Of Sweetness.

2 Hafte ki chutti

Dada apnay poatay se: tmhare teacher a rahay hen, tum chup jao.

Poata: pehle ap chup jain, mene ap ki mout ka bahana bna

kar 2 hafte ki chutti li hai…:-)

Tumhen hai shauq agar bijaliyan girane ka – Majid Deobandi

Tumhen hai shauq agar bijaliyan girane ka
hamara kam bhi hai aashiyan banane ka
bhala wo kaise samandar ke par utarega
nafas nafas jinhen khadsha hai dub jane ka
suna hai aap hain mahir hawa chalne mein
magar hamen bhi hunar hai diye jalne ka

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Majid Deobandi

kesay Bacha Jaye

Eid per Girl Friend ko shopping karwanay say kesay bacha jaye?…….. . . .

First Drink then think . . . . . .Atikaaf beth jao…

sprite.. University of freshology

Manzil-e-Irfan-e-Haydar Sochna

Kis Tarha Se Manzil-e-Irfan-e-Haydar Sochna
Ghayr Mumkin Hai Had-e-Imkaa Se Baahar Sochna

Kalma-e-Tawheed Ki Haqq-e-Wilayat Ki Qasam
Shirk Hai Ghayron Ko Maula Ke Baraabar Sochna

Khutba-e-Zehra Samajhne Ke Liye Puuri Tarha
Laazmi Hai Ban Ke Haydar Ya Payambar Sochna

Zauf-e-Jism-e-Mustafa Ka Aur Bhi Tha Kuch Ilaaj
Chaadar-e-Masooma-e-Aalam Se Hatkar Sochna

Jiske Tukrhon Par Paley As’haab-e-Khatmul Mursaleen
Kisne Ki Unki Kifaalat Zindagi Bhar Sochna

Kehte Hain Rif’at Kisey Aur Auj-e-Insaani Hai Kya
Fatema Zehra Ke Dar Par Sar Jhukaa Kar Sochna

Dushmani Bint-e-Nabi Se Aur Nabi Se Dosti
Kya Yehi Islam Hai Ay Banda Parwar Sochna

Hashr Mein Kholega Jab Apni Adaalat Kirdigaar
Mujrim-e-Baagh-e-Fidak Honge Kahaan Par Sochna

Kalma-e-Haq Ki Hifaazat Jaan Dekar Kis Ne Ki
Gar Miley Fursat Kabhi To Kalma Parhkar Sochna

Ishq Nazuk Mizaaj Hai Behad

Ishq Nazuk Mizaaj Hai Behad

Aqal Ka Bojh Utha Nahi Sakta...

value of Relation

A relation is not,
How long u have been together !
Not, how many times u talk to each other
It’s all abt..
How u value each other…!!
Good Morning

Phool Khilenge Gulshan Me

Phool Khilenge Gulshan Me Khubsurti Nazar aayegi
Beete Saal Ki Khatti Meethi Yaade Sung Reh Jaayegi
Aao Milkar Jashn Manaye Naye Saal Ka Hansi Khushi Se
Naye Saal Ki Pehli Subha Khushiyan Anginat Laayegi

3 Dost Aik Sath

3 dost the ak kallu
dusra billu
tesra ullu
kallu b.s.c me parh raha tha
billu m.a me parh raha tha
or ullu

sms parh raha tha

Dil akela hai bahut lala-e-sahara ke tarah – Mazhar Imam

Dil akela hai bahut lala-e-sahara ke tarah
tum ne bhi chod diya hai mujhe duniya ke tarah

chod ke jao na yun ahad-e-guzishta ke tarah
ban ke umeed raho vada-e-farda ke tarah

tum hawa ho bikhero mujhe sahil sahil
mauj-e-mai ho to baha do mujhe dariya ke tarah

pas rehte ho to aata hai judai ka khayal
tum mere dil mein ho andesha-e-farda ke tarah

bich mein kuch to rah-o-rasm-e-ta’alluq rakkho
ajanabi yun nahi milate hain shanasa ke tarah

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Mazhar Imam

A beautiful Hamd

A beautiful Hamd

Jo mile

hayat-e-khizar mjy,

0r usy mai

sarf-e-sana krun

TERA shukar phr b adaa na ho

TERA shukar kesy adaa krun

TERE lutf ki koi had nhe

Ginu kis tarha

k adad nhe

Na koi TERE siwa mera

Jsy yaad TERE siwa krun

Men bht hi

ajiz-o-be-nawa,

TERE aagy meri bisat kia?

Mei kaha krun

TU suna kry,

TU diya kry

Men lia krun

TERE dar pe kham rhy sar mera,

TERI rehmton mein guzar mera

Koi bhool ho to Maaf kr,

Mjy Bakhsh DE mere Allah ma jo b Khata krun..Ameen!

Successful People

It is our nature:

Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

Muskurahat se zada Ansoo

Muskurahat se zada Ansoo

khaas hote hain Pata hy kyu?

Q k Muskuraht to sb k lye hoti he

Magr Aansu sirf un k lye hote hain

Jinhein Hm Khona Nhi Chahte

My wife still feels

A HUSBAND’s CUTE LOVE QUOTE:

“Even my child started to walk without any support but my wife still feels the need to hold my hand, while walking…!

Be Waja Be Rukhi

Be Khabar, Be Waja, Be Rukhi Na Kiya Kar

JAN

Hum Toot Jate Hain Tera Lehja Badalnay Se.

Kaash Ab K Bar Baazi Palat Jaye

Kaash Ab K Bar Baazi Palat Jaye Saari,

Usy Talab Ho Jaye Meri Aur Main Bewafa Ho Jaun...

Bahut hasin hai mera dilruba na ho jaye – Ibrahim Ashk

Bahut hasin hai mera dilruba na ho jaye
meri nazar mai wo kafir khuda na ho jaye

tamam shahar mai meri wafa ke khushbu hai
purana zakhm kisi ka hara na ho jaye

na jane kitane baras bad wo mila hai mujhe
hai dar yahi ki wo phir se juda na ho jaye

main us se tut ke milta hun jab bhi milta hun
ye mera milana kaheen hadasa na ho jaye

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Ibrahim Ashk

parking space for me

A man was driving down street & he had a very important meeting & couldn’t find parking.

Looking up towards the heaven, he said, ‘Lord, have pity on me. If you find a parking space for me, I’ll go to church every sunday for the rest of my life & give up drinking.’

Miraclously, a parking space appeared.

Man looked up again & said, ‘Never mind, i found one.’ 😉

Sweet Sms – You r Under Arrest

Hands Up! . U R Undr Arrest.
Q k jtne pyare ap ho. Itna pyara hona Qanonan jurm hai.
Is lye apko “Dil” me Umar Qed ki saza di jati hai;-) . . .
pta nai esa msg log muje hi Q send krte hai esi kya bt hai mujh me.

I am so sweet hana . :-*-)

Dil ki dhadkan hi ruk gai

Dil ki dhadkan hi ruk gai
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Jab light gayi aur kam wali massi boli:

What the hell is this? Do not you have a Generator ? 😀

Pendo mehbooba Ka Love letter

Pendo mehbooba Ka Love letter.
40 ky akhrot 80 k badaam..pyary Amjad ko mera salam
Asalam o alaikum..
kal aap mery peechay atay atay girr kyun gaye thy? PLESE ap meri kahtir Cycle ahista chalayen,ap kal peelay shalwar kameez main bohot BRUTIFUL lag rahy thy, wesy to poory ilaaky mai ap sa koi nai,   Dabay mai daba dabay mai cake  mera amjad lakhon mai Ek;
Plese plese meeri khatir guttka khana chor den, aj paan ky Khokhy py phir sy milen gy :      neeli neeli roshni kamry mai band hai,     mai kya karun muje amjad pasnd hai,:-Apki jan Kosar…
Kosar +amjad = amjad kosar :p 😡 😀

Tumhare Khat Mein Ik Naya Salam Kis Ka Tha?

Tumhare khat mein naya ik salaam kis kaa tha?
Na tha raqib to aakhir wo naam kis ka thaa?
Raqib = rival; aakhir = end 
Wo qatal kar ke har kisi se poochtey hain
Ye kaam kis ne kiya hai? Ye kaam kis ka tha?
Qatal = assassination
Wafa karenge nibhaaheinge baat maanein ge
Tumhein bhi yaad hai kuch ye kalam kis ka tha?
Wafa = fulfillment; nibhaah = loyalty; kalam = speech 
Rahaa na dil mein wo be-dard aur dard raha
Muqeem kon hua hai maqaam kis ka tha
Be-dard = feelingless; muqeem = remaining; maqaam = location 
Na pooch-gach thi kisi ki wahan na aao-bhagat
Tumhaari bazm mein kal ehtamaam kis kaa tha
Pooch-gach = inquiry; aao-bhagat = welcome of supporters; bazm = meeting 
Tamam bazm jise sun kar reh gai mushtaaq
Kaho wo tazkara na-tamaam kis ka tha?
Tazkara = Mentioned; Na-tamaam = partion
Guzar gaya wo zamana, kahoon to kis se kahon
Khayal dil ko mere subh-o-shaam kis ka tha…?
Guzar Gaya = Passed away; Zamana = Era; Khayal = Care

Har Gham Ko Khushi Me

Har gham ko khushi me badalti hai dosti,
Har ansu ko hasi mey badalti hai dosti,
Kuch log samajh nahi patey ke,
Andheri raat ka diya hai dosti..

Kaliyan Ishq Kaman Okha

Kaliyan Ishq Kaman Okha,
Kisay Nu Yar Bnana Okha,

Pyar Pyar Tay Har Koi Bollay,
Kar K Pyar Nibhana Okha,

Har Koi Dhukhan Tay Hass Lenda,
Kisay Da Dard Wadana Okha,

Gallan Nall Naye Rutbay Millday,
Jogi Bhesa Wadana Okha,

Koi Kisay Di Gall Naye Sunda,
Lokan Nu Samjhana Okha..

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phir chali hai rel isteshan se laharati hui – Majaz Lucknawi

phir chali hai rel isteshan se laharati hui
nim-shab ke khamoshi mein zer-e-lab gati hui

dag-magati, jhumati, siti bajati, khelati
vadi-o-kohasar ke thandi hawa khati hui

tez jhonkon mein wo cham cham ka sarod-e-dil-nashin
aandhiyon mein meh barasane ke sada aati hui

jaise maujon ka tarannum jaise jal-pariyon ke geet
ik-ik lay mein hazaron zam-zamen gati hui
naunihalon ko sunati mithi mithi loriyan
naz-ninon ko sunahare khwab dikhalati hui
thokaren khakar, lachakati, gunagunati, jhumati
sar-khushi mein ghungharuon ke tal par gati hui
naz se har mod par khati hui sau pech-o-kham
ik dulhan apni ada se aap sharmati hui

Poet of The / Ghazal or Nazam :Majaz Lucknawi

Us K Har Sapne Ko Pura Karne Ki Zidd Thi

Us K Har Sapne Ko Pura Karne Ki Zidd Thi Meri

Usne Azaadi Maangi Aur Mene Khud Ko Mita Dia...

POOR PEOPLE

The only place in Pakistan, where food is cheap.

Tea Rs.1.00,
Soup Rs.5.50,
Dal Rs.1.50,
Chapati Rs.1.00,
Chicken Rs.24.50,
Dosa Rs.4.00,
Veg Briyani Rs.8.00,
Fish Rs.13.00.

This is actual price list.These items are for “POOR PEOPLE” & is available at Pakistan Natonal Assembly Parliament Canteen.The salary of those poor people is Rs.180,000 per Month!! PLUS WEEKLY BONUS IN SCAMS. Pls forward to all Pakistanis rich people except MPA,MNA, SENATOR AND POLITICAL LEADERS WHO ARE REALY POOR.

Kabhi toot kar

Kabhi toot kar
bikhro to mujhe
yaad kar lena
,DOST.

Men thora bohat
welding ka kaam
bhi jaanta hon.

…. switch 0n kr 0e nikya. . .

Chaand Ki Pehli Dastak Pay

Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pay,
CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehtay Hain,
Sub Say Pehlay Hum Aap Ko,
RAMZAN MUBAARAK kehtay hain.

Tarif sms in hindi

Unhe Chahna hamari kamjori hai
Unhe keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai
Woh kyo nahi samjhte hamari khamoshiya
Kya pyar ka izhar karna jaruri hai

Khamoshiyo me teri awaz sunai deti hai
teri har ek nadani mujhe yaad ati hai
saat sur bhi wo sukun de nahi pate
jo teri awaz mujhe deti hai

Wo muskura ke dard taal deta hai
kisi kisi ko khuda ye kamal deta hai
nazar utha ke jis ko dekh le woh ek bar
yakeen karo use mushkil mein daal deta hai

Share with us more tarif sms in hindi in comments section below.

3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey

3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey.
Ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,
Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala.”
Or
Tesra“Misbah-Ul-Haq”

(Funny misbah ul haq sms joke Tuk tuk)

True Relation

When u are angry at someone & get irritated time to time

but u still cant live with out him/her, that is a relation, a True Relation.

Tera Haseen Tabassum Nazron Main Qaid

Tera Haseen Tabassum Nazron Main Qaid Hai,

Tabhi To Kisi Ghum Ka Ehsaas Nahi Hota..

funny faraz sms

Is se bari dehshat Gardi aur kiya ho sakti

hai faraz…..

washroom k lotay mein koi tezab daal gaya

Samne wali khidki main

Mere samnay wali khidki main…..:)

ek larka har waqt Facebook pay betha rehta hai :/ :/ welaaa 😛

Zindagi Ke Raaho Mein

Kash Zindagi Ki Raaho Mein Ishq Na Mile.

Is Be-Dard Zamane Se Kuch Na Mile….

Hum Afsos Kyun Kare K Koi Humen Na Mila

Afsos To Woh Kare Jissy Hum Na Milay..

Mere fasane se

Ta’aluq toot jayega mera sare zamane se

Mere apne khafa honge tumhain apna banane se

Tumhare sath rehne se mujhe taskeen milti hai

Bohat takleef hoti hai tumhare dur jane se

Mere ghar ko jla daina mager ye zehan main rakhna

Ujala mil nahi sakta kisi ka ghar jalane se

Hamari jaan jaigi to phir jaan jaoge

K hasil kuch nahi hota kisi ko aazmane se

Tumhara naam kaise mita dun apni kahani se

Bohat gehra ta’aluq hai tera mere fasane se.

Befawa Zamana Hai Aitbaar Mat Karna

Befawa Zamana Hai Aitbaar Mat Karna
Doston Par Bhi Apne Dil Nisar Mat Karna

Milna Doston Se Apne Begaraz Hokar Tum
Dosti Ke Daman Ko Tar-Tar Mat Karna

Dil Ki Baat Logon Ke Lab Par Aa Hi Jaati Hai
Tum Kisi Ko Bhi Apna Raazdaar Mat Karna

Aarzoo Mein Jine Ki Maut Ko Bhula Baitho
Zindagi Se Tum Hargiz Itna Pyar Mat Karna

Antt Mitti Da Mitti Hovay

Vekh Fareeda Mitti Khulli,

Mitti Ottay Mitti Dulli,

Mitti Hassay,

Mitti Rovay,

Antt Mitti Da Mitti Hovay..

Kam aakhir jazba-e-beikhtiyar aa hi gaya – Jigar Moradabadi

Kam aakhir jazba-e-beikhtiyar aa hi gaya
dil kuch is surat se tadapa un ko pyar aa hi gaya
jab nigahen uth gain ALLAH re meraj-e-shauq
dekhata kya hun wo jan-e-intazar aa hi gaya
hae ye husn-e-tasavvur ka fareb-e-rang-o-bu
main ne samajha jaise wo jan-e-bahar aa hi gaya
han saza de ae khuda-e-ishq ae taufiq-e-gam
phir zaban-e-be-adab par zikr-e-yar aa hi gaya
is tarah khush hun kisi ke vada-e-farda pe main
dar-haqiqat jaise mujh ko aitabar aa hi gaya
hae kafir dil ke ye kafir junun-angeziyan
tum ko pyar aaye na aaye mujh ko pyar aa hi gaya
dard ne karavat hi badali thi ki dil ke aad se
dafa’tan parda utha aur pardadar aa hi gaya
jan hi de di jigar ne aj pa-e-yar par
umr bhar ke beqarari ko qarar aa hi gaya

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Jigar Moradabadi

Stupid Questions

Stupid questions peòple ask in obvious situations:

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1. At market: hey! What r u doing here?

Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here:D

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2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?

Ans :not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?:)

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3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:

sorry! Were u sleeping?

Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping?how sily!:p

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4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair : hey! Have you had a haircut?

Ans: nah! Its autumn season and I am shedding! 😀 😛