Women Love

A real man will love a women

for her beautiful soul not her beautiful face

Karen Hum Laakh Chahen Koshishen Lekin

Karen Hum Laakh Chahen Koshishen Lekin
Mohabbat Ho Hi Jati Hai
Hamari Zindgi Jo Rasta Hai Ek
Hamen Is Raah Per Chalte Hoye
Ye Mil Hi Jati Hai
Mohabbat Talkh Hoti Hai
Magar Her Hal Main Hum Ko
Mohabbat Ki Sabhi In Talkhioun Ko Jhelna Ho Ga
Mohabbat Jis Ko Hoti Hai
Ye Khod Us Ko Huner Apna Sikhati Hai
Nahin Aisa K Ye Koi Hawa Ka Ek Jhonka Hai
K Jo Deewar Se Takraye
Aur Wapis Chala Jayee
Ya Phir Aanchal Ko Cho Ker Hi Guzar Jayee
Mohabbat Jis Kisi K Naam Hoti Hai
Hamesha Phir Usi K Naam Rehti Hai
Nahin Phir Chorti Daman
Azal Se Abad Tak Saath Rehti Hai
Nibhana Perta Hai Is Ko
Ye Hum Per Farz Hoti Hai
Chukana Perta Hai Is Ko
Ye Hum Per Qarz Hoti Hai
Karen Hum Laakh Chahe Koshishen Lekin
Igahen Jis Qadar Chahe Hum Jhuka Ker Chalen
Phir B Kabhi Qadmon Ki Aahat Per
Kabhi Ik Muskurahat Per
Nazar To Uth Hi Jati Hai
Mohabbat Ho Hi Jati Hai

Teri Bhabi Se

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!

Dil ke Tadap Ko

Kaash Woo Samaj Thi Is Dil Ke Tadap Ko

Tho yun humein ruswa na kiya hota U

nki ye berukhi zulm bhi manzoor thi

humein Bas ek baar humein samaj-liya hota

Phir Palat Rahi Hain Sardiyon Ki Suhaani Shamein

Phir Palat Rahi Hain Sardiyon Ki Suhaani Shamein

Phir Us Ki Yaad Me Jalne K Zamany Aye...

Urdu sexy sms jokes 2012

“Mard ki taqat ka andaza us k zor se nahi, larki k shor se lagao..!”

Nargis ki Kitaab
“MANJI IK TAY JAAWANIYAN 2” page 215 se iqtibas..

Teri Yaad Aati Hai

jab yoon hi kabhi beethay bethay

kuch yaad achanak aa jay

her baat pay dil bezar sa ho

her cheez ae dil ghabra jay

kerna bhi mujhe kuch aur hi ho

kuch aur hi mujh se ho jaye

kuch aur hi soochoon main dil main

kuch aur hi hootoon pay aa jaye

aise hi kisi ik lamhay main

chupkay se kabhi khamooshi main

kuch phool achanak khil jain

kuch beetay lamhay yaad aain

us waqt teri yaad aati hai

jab chandni dil k aangan main

kuch kehnay mujh se aa jaye

aik khabeeda se chootay koi

ehsaas pay meray chaa jaye

jab zulf pareshan cehehray per

kuch aur pareshan ho jaye

kuch dard bhi dil main honay lagay

aur saans bhi bhoojal ho jaye

aise hi kisi ik lamhay main

chupkay se kabhi khamooshi main

kuch phool achanak khil jain

jab shaam dhalay chaltay chaltay

manzil ka na koi naam milay

hansta hua ik aagahaz milay

roota hua ik anjaam milay

palkoon k laraztay ashkoon se

is dil ko koi peeghaam milay

aur sari wafoon k badlay

mujh ko hi koi ilzaam milay

aise hi kisi ik lamhay main

chupkay se kabhi khamooshi main

kuch phool achanak khil jain

kuch beetay lamhay yaad aain

us waqt teri yaad aati hai
shiddat se teri yaad aati ha

To mere pas aa jana

Agr ye janna chaho,

Koi kesy Bikhrta hai.?

Bikhr kr kaise Girta hai…?

Chman men tum chle jana,

Khizan k Sard Mausam main…

Wahan Patton ko dekho tum…

Ya phir 1 Aainaa le lo,

Usay Pthr pe De maro…

Agr mushkil ho ye B to,

1 Phol le lena,Hawa k
Dosh pe rkhna…

To phir tum jan jao gay,

Koi KAISE BIKHRTA hai…!!

Agr ye b na ho tum se,

To mere pas aa jana…

Mera Dedar kr lena…

Khbr ye ho hi jae gi,

KOI KAISE BIKHRTA HAI.

Friends are like

Friends are like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught you.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU

Sardar Gi Aap Ko Kabhi

Admi : Sardar gi aap ko kabhi kisi se piyar hua?
Sardar : Haan yar! per wo manti hi nahi.
Admi : Kia kehti hai?
Sardar : Kehti hai! I Love U 2
Ab pata nahi ye doosra kanjar kon hai?….:-))

I Have Head And Tail

I have head and tail,
but no body. Who am I?
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thinking….
dont know
im
Coin

Stupid Questions

Stupid questions peòple ask in obvious situations:

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1. At market: hey! What r u doing here?

Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here:D

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2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?

Ans :not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?:)

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3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:

sorry! Were u sleeping?

Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping?how sily!:p

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4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair : hey! Have you had a haircut?

Ans: nah! Its autumn season and I am shedding! 😀 😛

Teri Talaash Me Mera Wajood

Teri Talaash Me,,,,,,,,
Mera Wajood
Hi Na Raha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
( Dost )
Fana Kar Gayjki Meri Hasti Ko
Arzoooo Teri………………..!!!

Mothers Day Shayari in English

Before I was myself you made me, me
With love and patience, discipline and tears,
Then bit by bit stepped back to set me free,
Allowing me to sail upon my sea,
Though well within the headlands of your fears.
Before I was myself you made me, me

With dreams enough of what I was to be
And hopes that would be sculpted by the years,
Then bit by bit stepped back to set me free,

Relinquishing your powers gradually
To let me shape myself among my peers.
Before I was myself you made me, me,

And being good and wise, you gracefully
As dancers when the last sweet cadence nears
Bit by bit stepped back to set me free.

For love inspires learning naturally:
The mind assents to what the heart reveres.
And so it was through love you made me, me
By slowly stepping back to set me free.

Real Man Chooses to

A Real Man chooses to

Honor,
Love,
Adore

and be faithful to one woman

Meri Nazar Ne To Usay Sirf Dil Tak Rasai Di Thi

Apne aasman se meri zameen dekh lo,
Tum khwab aaj koyi haseen dekh lo,
Agar aazmana hain aitbar ko mere to,
Ek juth tum bolo or mera yakeen dekh lo
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Love Shayri for Him by Emotional Girlfriend
By adminin Hindi Love Shayari
June 25, 2015
तुम भी चाहत के समन्दर में उतर जाओगे,
खुशनुमा से किसी मंजर पे ठहर जाओगे ।
मैने यादों में तुम्हें इस तरह पिरोया है,
मै जो टूटी तो सनम तुम भी बिखर जाओगे ॥
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Hindi Shayari on Ishq Ki Raahein
By adminin Hindi Love Shayari
May 25, 2015
खुदा की रहमत में अर्जियाँ नहीं चलतीं
दिलों के खेल में खुदगर्जियाँ नहीं चलतीं
चल ही पड़े हैं तो ये जान लीजिए हुजुर,
इश्क़ की राह में मनमर्जियाँ नहीं चलतीं !
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Touching Yaad Shayari about Smile and Tears
By adminin Hindi Love Shayari
April 26, 2015
Yaadon me humari aap bhi khoye honge,
Khuli aankho se kbhi aap bhi soye honge,
Mana hasna hain adaa gam chhupane ki
Par haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye honge.
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Zindagi Ki Aarzoo Shayari in Hindi about Mohabbat
By adminin Hindi Love Shayari
April 16, 2015
Tere ishq ka ye kitna haseen ehsaas hain,
Lagta hai jaise tu har pal mere paas hain,
Mohabbat teri deewangi ban chuki hai meri,
Aur ab zindagi ki aarzoo sirf tumhare sath hai.
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Cute Romantic Happy Holi Love Shayari in Hindi
By adminin Hindi Love Shayari
March 4, 2015
Cute Romantic Happy Holi Love Shayari in Hindi
1) Romantic Holi Shayari for Girlfriend / Her
Es holi me tere galo pe gulal lagana hai,
Tujhe sunhere rango se bhigona hain
Tujhe apni baaho mein utha ke
Mere honto ko tere honto se milana hai.
Happy Holi Sweetheart
2) Happy Holi Love Shayari in Hindi for Wife
Holi aaj mnana hain,
Tumko rang lagana hain,
Pratikar karo inkar karo,
Pr rango ko swikar karo,
Rango se tumhe nahlana hai,
Holi aaj manana hain…!!!
Wish You Happy Holi My Love
3) Beautiful Happy Holi Love Sms in Hindi
Radha ka rang or kanhaiya ki pichkari
Pyaar ke rang se rang do duniya sari
Ye rang na jaane koi baat na koi boli
Mubarak ho aapko apno ki Holi…!!!
Wishing You Happy Holi 2015
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Special 14th Feb Happy Valentines Day Love Shayari 2015
By adminin Hindi Love Shayari
February 13, 2015
1) Cute Valentine Love Shayari for Girlfriend & Boyfriend
Anjaan ek saathi ka iss dil ko intejar hai,
Pyasa hain ye aankhen aur dil bekarar hai,
Unke saath mil jaye to har raah aasan ho jayegi,
Shayad issi anokhey ehsaas ka naam Pyaar hai.
Happy Valentines Day Dear
2) Emotional Valentine Special Shayari for Her and Him
Meri chahat ko apni mohabbat bana ke dekh,
Meri hasee ko apne honto pe muskura k dekh
Mere aansoo ko apni aankho se gira ke dekh,
Meri tadap ko apne dil se mehsus kar ke dekh,
Ye mohabbat ek haseen tohfaa hain aye-jaan,
Kabi mohabbat ko mohabbat ki tarah b nibha k dekh
Wish You Happy valentines Day

Value Of Relation Is Not That

Value of relation
is not that how much you feel happy with some one
But it is that
How much you feel ALONE without someone..

Sign of Beautiful Person

The sign of a beautiful

person is that they always

see beauty in others.

Beghariat sa Murgha

Molvi mehman se: aap ke liye kadu sharif pakaun?

Mehman: gunahgar insan hon kadu sharif ke qabil nhi hon,

aap koi begairat sa murga hi pakaa lein. 😉

yaad k sehra

Meri yaad k sehra se niklna itna asan bhi nahe hai. ….Ay Dost….,

Tu thak haar k jahan bhi girey ga tujhe meri hi wafa yaad aye gi..

Zara Sa Jhoot Hi Keh Do, Hamare Bin Adhore Ho

Zara Sa Jhoot Hi Keh Do, Hamare Bin Adhore Ho,
Zara Si Baat Kehne Mein, Tumhara Kia Bigarta Hai…?

Rukhsat Hua To Haath Bhi Mila Kar Nahi Gaya

Rukhsat Hua To Haath Bhi Mila Kar Nahi Gaya

Wo Kiun Gaya Yeh Bhi Bata Kar Nahi Gaya

Yun Lag Raha Hai Jese Abhi Lout Aaye Ga

Jalta Hua Chiraagh Bhi Bhuja Kar Nahi Gaya

Ghar Mein Aaj Bhi Wohi Khushbu Basi Hui

Lagta Hai Yun Ke Jese Wo Aa Kar Nahi Gaya

Jo MIl Jayen Wo Apne

Zindagi ik raat he

Jis me na jane kitne khawab hen

Jo mil jayen wo apne hen

Jo toot jayen wo sapne hen…

Shadi ki Salgirah

Aaj Tak Woh Band Baje Shaamiyana Yaad Hay
Khud Ko Itni Dhoom Se Sooli Charhana Yaad Hay

Teen Moqay Bhi Diye Qazi Ne Ghor-O Fikr Ke
Aaj Tak Who Qeemati Moqay Ganwana Yaad Hay

Aik Nah Kafi Thi Her Muskil Se Bachne Ke Liye
Hum Ko Han Ka Faislaa Who Ehmaqana Yaad Hay

Ghar Jise Laye The Hum Roti Pakane Ke Liye
Ab Pakati Hay Hamen Us Ka Pakana Yaad Hay

Nah Silaee Janti Hay Nah Cooking Maloom Hay
Han Oose Shohar Ko Ungli Per Nachaana Yaad Hay

Uski Her Ik Baat Per Kehna Hi Parta Hay Bajaa
Is Tarah Ooska Hamen Barson Bajana Yaad Hay

Mantay Hen Hum Husaini Hadesaa Hoga Shdeed
Kiyon Keh Tum Ko Waqeaa Itna Puranaa Yaad Hay

Hosh Waalon Ko Khabar Kya by Jagjit Singh

Hosh Waalon Ko Khabar Kya
Bekhudi Kya Cheez Hai
Ishq Kijiye Fir Samajhiye
Zindagi Kya Cheez Hai

Unse Nazarein Kya Mili
Roshan Fizayein Ho Gayin
Aaj Jaana Pyaar Ki
Jadoogari Kya Cheez Hai

Khulti Zulfon Ne Sikhayi
Mausamon Ko Shayari
Jhukti Aankhon Ne Bataya
Mehkashi Kya Cheez Hai

Hum Labon Se Keh Na Paaye
Unse Haal-E-Dil Kabhi
Aur Woh Samjhe Nahi Yeh
Khamoshi Kya Cheez Hai

Roogan Wichon Rog Anokha

Roogan Wichon Rog Anokha, Jis Da Naa Aa Ghareebi,

Mushkil Wele, Chor Jande Ne Rishte Daar Qareebi...

Jab se tune mujhe divana bana rakha hai – Hakim Nasir

jab se tune mujhe divana bana rakha hai
sang har shakhs ne hathon mein utha rakha hai

us ke dil par bhi kadi ishq mein guzri hogi
naam jis ne bhi muhabbat ka saza rakha hai
pattharon aj mere sar pe baraste q ho
main ne tum ko bhi apana khuda rakha hai
ab mere did ke duniya bhi tamashai hai
tune kya mujhko muhabbat mein bana rakha hai
pija aiyam ke talkhi ko bhi hansake “nasir”
gham ko sahane mein bhi kudarat ne maza rakha hai

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Hakim Nasir

Jab Shaam Dhale

Jab shaam k sai dhalne lagte hain,

Is waqt mujhe tumhari yaad satati hai,

Tujhe pa kr kho diya hai,

Har pal har ghari is baat ka dukh hai,

Yehi soch mujhe har lamha tarpate hai,

Mujhe tumhari yaad satati hai

Bijli Bnd krny ki Niyat

K.E.S.C.MAN.
Bijli Bnd krny ki Niyat:-
Niyat Krtà Hön Me
2 Ghanté Light Band Karné Ki
Wasté Hukömàt K
Zülm Ghrèéb Awàm Pr
Hath Merà Switch Ki Tärf
“YE jay ho”

Submit By: fahad (03052125043)

Enjoy every moment

Life IS SHORT
TIME IS FAST
NO REPLY
NO REWIND
SO ENJOY EVERY MOMENTS

The Last Night Of 2013

The Last Night Of 2013
Will End Soon
But The First Day Of 2014 Will Dawn Soon.
I Wish You Complete Peace,
Happiness And Courage In This New Year.
Happy New Year!

Hai Shoq-e-Safar Aisa K Ek Umer Se

Hai Shoq-e-Safar Aisa K Ek Umer Se Hum Ne

Manzil Bhi Nahi Paayi, Rastaa Bhi Nahi Badla...

Bewafa Ban Gayi

Kuch Ajeeb Faaslo Ka Janam Ho Raha Hai
Naseeb Mera Jaagkar Bhi Soo Raha Hai

Kaise Keh Du Tuta Dil Dhadakta Nahi
Jabki Aaj Dil Ka Har Tukda Ro Raha Hai

Dekhte Dekhte Tu Meri Zindagi Ban Gayi
Phir Na Jane Kaise Meri Bandagi Ban Gayi

Ae Humnawa To Mujhe Yuh Majhdhaar Mein Chhodkar
Jane Kyo Is Tarah Bewafa Ban Gayi

Do not give up

Good things come to those who believe,

Better things come to those who are patient

and the best things come to those who do not give up

Shayari on saraswati

Peele peele sarson ke phool,peli udi patang,

rang barse peela aur chaye sarson si umang.

Ma Saraswati aap ko budhi aur Gyan de aur

aap ke jeevan mein rahe sada BASANT ke rang

Happy Saraswati Pooja and Basant panchmi

May the divine grace of Godess be with you,
Goddess Saraswati is the Light of hope and Peace,
May Goddess Saraswati Bless you with Knowledge and Wisdom.

Share with us more Shayari on saraswati in Comments Section below.

Aqal se paidal

Girls k Pass car honi Chahye!!
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Paidal to Wo Aqal se bhi hotee hain.. :p 😀 😀

Naikian Milti Haìn

6 Cheezain

Jinko Sirf Daikhne Se Bhì Naikian Milti Haìn

1-Khånå Kåbå

2-Qurån Påk

3-wåldåin

4-Aålim-è-Din

5-Ab-è-Zåm Zåm

6-Gumbade kahzra

Best Sms Of 2012

Read this slowly. ”God i love you & i need you come into my heart now”-  Ameen

Raah e guazar pay

Bethay Hain Raah-e-Guzar Pay, Dil K Diye Jalaye

Shayed Wo Dard Samjay Shayed Wo Laot Aaye

Hamari Dosti Acchi Thi

Kaash
Hamari Dosti Acchi Thi,
Kaash Isey Rishtey Ka Naam Na Diya Hota,
Sahare Ke Liye Mile Daman Ko Dekh,
Kaash Tumahara Haath Tham Na Liya Hota,
Ankho Se Behte Apne Dard To Chipane Keliye,
Kaash Tumahari Bahome Sama Na Gaye Hote,
Tumahare Chune Bhar Se Hi.. Hai..
Kaash Hum Sharma Na Gaye Hote,
Sagar Ke Lehro Ko Dekh Tumahare Saath Sapne Sanjoye Na Hote,
Tumahare Haatho Ki Chuan Se
Kaash Yeh Hoth Thartharaye Na Hote,
Anjaam Jaante Hue Bhi
Kaash Hum Us Rah Ke Rahi Kehlaiye Na Hote,
Yahi Soch Soch Kar Kudh Ko Koste Hai Aaj,
Ki Kaash Yeh Sab Na Hua Hota,
Tab To Sirf Tanhai Ki Boondh Thi, Par.
Ab Yeh Tanhai Ka Samandar Na Hota.

Dreams are Always Big

Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..??
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Students: Because our dreams are always big !! =

great relationship – form

A great relationship is formed because of 2 reasons :

First is to find out the similarities

& second is to respect the differences.

Hai Koi Janaza Parhne Wala

Hai Koi Janaza Parhne Wala?

Main Apne Dil Ko Maar Betha Hun…

Raaton Ko Uth Uth Kar Jinke Liye Rote Hain

Raaton Ko Uth Uth Kar Jinke Liye Rote Hain
Aa Jee Raaton Ko Uth Uth Kar jinke Liye Rote Hain

Wo Aapni Makanon Mein Aaram Se Sote Hain
Kuch Log Zamane Mein Aise Bhee Tou Hote Hain

Aa Jee Kuch Log Zamane Mein Aise Bhee Tou Hote Hain
Mehfil Mein Tou Hashte Hain Tanhaai Mein Rote Hain

Deewanon Ki Duniya Ka Aalam Hi Nirala Hain
Aa Jee Deewanon Ki Ka Aalam Hi Nirala Hain

Hashte Hain Tou Hashte Hain Rote Hain Tou Rote Hain
Kis Baat Ka Rona Hain Kis Baat Pe Rote Hain

Aa Jee Kis Baat Ka Rona Hain Kis Baat Pe Rote Hain
Kashti Ke Muhafeez Hi Kashti Ko Dubote Hain

Kuch Aise Deewane Hain Suraj Ko Pakadte Hain
Aa Jee Kuch Aise Deewane Hain Suraj Ko Pakadte Hain

Kuch Log Umr Sari Andhera Hi Dhote Hain
Jab Thesh Lagi Dil Par Tou Raaz Khula Ham Par

Aa Jee Jab Thesh Lagi Dil Par Tou Raaz Khula Ham Par
Wo Baat Nahin Karte Nashtar Se Chubhote Hain

Mere Dard Ke Tukde Hain Ye Sher Nahin “Sagar”
Aa Jee Mere Dard Ke Tukde Hain Ye Sher Nahin “Sagar”

Ham Saans Ke Dhagon Mein Zakhmon Ko Peerote Hain
Raaton Ko Uth Uth Kar Jinke Liye Rote Hain

Wo Aapni Shabistar Mein Aaram Se Sote Hain
Wo Aapni Shabistar Mein Aaram Se Sote Hain

Half The Marriages Would Not Take Place

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces would not take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages would not take place 😉

Friends have planned

Happy Ramadan,
I Wish I Could Have Been There With You,
But Somehow I Was Not Able To Make It,
But I And My Friends Have Planned
For The Holiday And Have Everything Ready.
May Allah Bless You Abundantly.

Bangla Kobita SMS Collection

dukher shagore vashabe bole e ki,
koresile premer eto ayojon?.
amak kadate chholonar aghate,
khub beshi chhilo ki proyojon?.

bondhutter moto pobitro shorobore,
amak dekesile maya vora chokhe.
mayar resh kete jete dekhi,
dehomon jolse opraptir shoke..

chole geso tumi nissho kore,
hridoy kuthorir gupto dare.
jibon ekhon pray ortho hin,
protiti prohor shudhu e hotashar…

ekbarer tore vaboni bujhi,
amar lutiye deya nibedon kotha.
hoyto seshob tomar kase,
mullohin kiso shopno ojotha….

nijer shukher toron shajate,
amak diye geso ojhor krondon.
valobasha ekhon amar chokhe te,
prohoshon bondhu shudhu prohoshon

Jaane kia soch ke rootha tha Qatil mera - sad poetry

Sab ke hoonton pe tabassum tha mere Qatal ke baad

Jaane kia sooch ke rootha tha Qatil mera....?

zandagi main koi

TERE baad na aye ga mere zandagi mian koi,
EK mout hia k jis ke hum kasm nahi uta ty,

Durr Na Jao To Koi Baat Banay

Tum Mere Dil Mien Samao To Koi Baat Banay
Phir Kabhi Durr Na Jao To Koi Baat Banay

Pyar Kehne Se To Baat Nahi Banti
Pyar Ban K Dikaho To Koi Baat Banay

Hum To Chup Chap Se Rehte Hain Magar
Tum Kabhi Aak Hansao To Koi Baat Banay

Sath Daine Ki To Sab Baat Kiya Karte Hai
Tum Agar Sath Nibhao To Koi Baat Banay

Rotho Soo Bar To Shikayat Na Karien Ge
Roth K Maan B Jao To Koi Baat Banay

Ye Aankhien Har Dam Udaas Rehti Hain
In Mien Koi Khwab Sajo To Koi Baat Banay

Sad Urdu Poetry Sms

Dil k Dard ko Lafzon mai dhala na gaya**

Ghum k Ansuon ko Aankho se nikala na gaya**

Us ne Mujhe Dard is liye diya**

Q K us se Mera Pyar Sambhala na gaya

Submit By: Muhammad Wajahat (+923344042790)

Jab tera hukm mila tark muhabbat kar di – Ahmed Nadeem Qasmi

jab tera hukm mila tark muhabbat kar di
dil magar is pe wo dhadhaka ki qayamat kar di
tujh se kis tarah main izhar-e-tamanna karta
lafz sujha to mani ne bagavat kar di
main to samajha tha ki laut aate hain jane wale
tune jakar to judai meri qismat kar di
mujh ko dushman ke iradon pe bhi pyar aata hai
teri ulfat ne muhabbat meri aadat kar di
puch baitha hun main tujh se tere kuche ka pata
teri halat ne kaisi teri surat kar di

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Ahmed Nadeem Qasmi

Answer to girl friend

GREAT ANSWER

Girl friend: who do you love more, your mother or me?
Boy: I love you. I respect my mother.
Girl: So you dont love your mother?
Boy: I respect her with love
Girl: So you dont respect me?
Boy: I love you with respect

Rishton ki Khoobsurati

Rishton ki Khoobsurati Ek Doosre ki Baat ko Bardasht krne Main Hai,
Be-Aib Insaan Talash Karogey to akele reh jaogey.!HAZRAT ALI (r.a)

outstanding student of class

IAmTheMostOutstandingStudent

OfMyClass …

BcozIAlwaysStandOutsideThe Class ;-):-)

[Proud 2 bOut – Standing Student]:-)

Submit By: arslan

Teach us Teamwork

Our education system has a drawback:

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It doesnt teach us teamwork
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& When v make efforts 4 working as a team in exams..they call it cheating!

Jahil log;-)

Murawat Me Kaha Hai Us Ko Mene Laut

Murawat Me Kaha Hai Us Ko Mene Laut Ana Hai

Pata Us Ko Bhi Hai Mene Usy Ab Chor Jana Hai

Nazar K Samny Aao Zaruri Nahi Jana

Kia Hai Faisla Dil Ne Tumhe Khud Me Basana Hai

Kadi Hai Is Qadar Manzil Atty Hain Dhool Me Raste

Nahi Pehchan Raston Ki Magar Chalte Hi Jana Hai

Khara Hai Mere Aangan Me Hua Hai Khushk Ye Kab Ka

Purana Paidd Hai Garche Nahi Us Ko Girana Hai

Nahi Tinush Ki Manzil Safeena Jo Theher Jaye

Samandar Me Utar Kar Hi Usy Maqsood Pana Hai...

Submitted By: Tinush Firdous

Ab Aur Kis Mausam Se Ye Dil

Ab Aur Kis Mausam Se Ye Dil Aas Lagae

Barsaat Me Bhi Hum Jo Unhe Yaad Na Aye...

1 kuwari larki

1 Kuwari Larhki Ka Bacha Ho Giya.

Uss K Baap Ne Poocha K Ye Kiss Ka Bacha Hai?

Larhki: Papa Missed Call to sb Hi Marte The,

Pata nai Kis ki recive hogai.

Jindgi Shayari Sms

Vo pass rahe ya dur rahe; Nazron mein samaye rehte hai.
Itna toh bata de koyi hame, Kya pyar isee ko kehte hai?

Milne ki ghadiya choti hai, Aur raat judayi ki lambi
Jab sari dunia soti hai, Hum taare ginte rehte hai…

Choti si baat mohabbat ki, aur Vo bhi kahi nahi jaati
Kuch vo sharmaye rehte hai, Kuch hum sharmaye rehte hai…

Mana K Marne Walon Ko Bhula Deti Hai

Mana K Marne Walon Ko Bhula Deti Hai Duniya

Mujh Zinda Ko Bhool Kr Tum Ne To Riwayat Badal Dali...

Aulaad hai tu meri

kid to his mom: Maa main
kaise
paida
hua tha??
Mom: maine ek bartan me
mitti dal
k rakh di thi kuch din baad
dekha
uss
me se tu mila..
kid does same.. after a few
days uss
bartan me ek mendak milta
hai
Kid( gusse me): man toh
karta hai
tujhe goli maardu but kya
kru
aulaad
hai tu meri !! 😀

Welcome Ramadan 2012 Quotes & Greetings

Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you!

Mere Hissay Me Kitaabein

Mere Hissay Me Kitaabein Na Khilonay Aaye
Khwaish-E-Rizq Ne Chheena Mera Bachpan Mujhse

Mujhe Tum Sy Mohabbat Hai

Mujhe Tum Sy Mohabbat Hai

Chupana Raaz Is Dil Ky

Ager Tum Chorr Do Jana

“Mujhe Tum Sy Mohabbat Hai”

Ager Tum Bol Jo Jana

To Jeevan Ky Safar Mein

Rasta Aasan Ho Jaye

Hamary Pas Bhi Jeeny Ka Kuch Saman Ho Jaye

Wagarna Hum, Tumhary Dil Ky Drwazy Ky Bahar

Aas Mein Bethy Rehein Ge

Keh Kabhi To Band Darwazy Ko Kholo Gi

Mere Shany Pe Sar Rakh Kar

Kabhi Dheeray Se Bolo Gi

“Mujhe Tum Sy Mohabbat Hai”

Many people may Listen

Many people may listen,

but few people actually hear.

Harvey Mackay

On This New Year

On this New Year:

May you change your Direction and not the Dates;
Change your Commitments and not the Calendar;
Change your Attitude and not the Actions;
Change your Actions and not the Focus;
Change your Warmth and not your Love;

And may you create for you and your loved ones the most Happy New Year ever!

Sakut-e-sham mitao bahut andhera hai – Firaq Gorakhpuri

Sakut-e-sham mitao bahut andhera hai
sukhan ke shama jalao bahut andhera hai
dayar-e-gam mein dil-e-beqarar chut gaya
sambhal ke dhudhane jao bahut andhera hai
ye raat wo ke sujhe jahan na hath ko hath
khayalo dur na jao bahut andhera hai
laton ko chehare pe dale wo so raha hai kaheen
zaya-e-rukh ko churao bahut andhera hai

havayen nim shabi hon ki chadar-e-anjum
naq aab rukh se uthao bahut andhera hai

shab-e-siyah mein gum ho gai hai rah-e-hayat
qadam sambhal ke uthao bahut andhera hai
guzashta ahd ke yadon ko phir karo taza
bujhe chirag jalao nahut andhera hai

thi ek uchakati hui neend zindagi usaki
‘firaq’ ko na jagao bahut andhera hai

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Firaq Gorakhpuri

10 ladkiyo ke sath affair

Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola:
Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha…
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Ladki: Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi…

Khuda Tujhe Kisi Toufan Se Aashna - Iqbal Inspirational Poetry

Allama Iqbal Poetry

Khuda Tujhe Kisi Toufan Se Aashna Kar De,
Ke Tere Behar Ki Mojon Mein Istraab Nahi…!

Toufan = Storm; Aashna = Familiar; Behar = Sea; Mojon = Waves; Iztraab = Anxiety

Needles of Clock

Good Relations Are
Like Needles of clock,

They only meet for
Sometime but
Always stay connected

Afraid of Ghosts

When i was a child i was afraid of ghosts.

As i grew up i realised people re more scary.

apa k totkay

Agr ap pani mein elfy dal k nahaen to phr..

ap kbi tot k ni bikhren ge 😉
(zubeda apa k totkay)

Urdu shab e barat sms 2012

Rehmaton Ki Aai Hy Raat.
Dua Hy Aap $Ada Rahen Aabad
Dua Men Rakhna Hamen B Yaad
Mubarak Ho Apko

$Hab-E-Baraat!

(rehmaton ki raat sms)

Jahan me Rishwato Ka

YEH JO SILSLA CHAL NIKLA HAI JAHAN MAIN RISHWATON KA …

TUM BHE KUCH LE DE KAR MERAY KYN NAEN HO JATAY …

be-izzati

be-izzati

or biwi

ek jaisi hoti hein..

achi tab hi lagti hay, jb doosray ki ho.

First day

I still remember the first day i met you

I Will Be There One Day

I Will Be There.
If One Day You Feel Like Crying Call Me.

I Don’t Promise That I Will Make You Laugh,
But I Can Cry With You

If One Day You Want To Run Away
Don’t Be Afraid To Call Me.

I Don’t Promise To Ask You To Stop
But I Can Run With You

If One Day You Don’t Want To Listen
To Anyone Call Me.

I Promise To Be There For You.
And I Promise To Be Very Quiet.

But If One Day You Call
And There Is No Answer

Come Fast To See Me.
Perhaps I Need You.


Sare jahan se acha hindustan hamara – Sir Mohammed Iqbal

Sare jahan se acha hindustan hamara
hum bulbulen hain is ke ye gulistan hamara
note: while the books i have quote the last line
as “gulistan hamara”, i have always heard
the song sung as “gulsitan hamara”

gurbat mein hon agar hum rehta hai dil vatan mein
samajho waheen hamen bhi dil ho jahan hamara
parvat wo sab se uncha hamsaya aasman ka
wo santari hamara wo pasaban hamara
godi mein khelati hain is ke hazaron nadiyan
gulshan hai jin ke dam se rashk-e-janan hamara
ae aab-e-rud-e-ganga wo din hai yaad tujh ko
utara tere kinare jab karavan hamara
mazhab nahi sikhata aapas mein bair rakhna
hindi hain hum vatan hai hindustan hamara
yunan -o-mishr-o-roma sab mit gaye jahan se
ab tak magar hai baqi nam-o-nishan hamara
kuch baat hai ki hasti mitati nahi hamari
sadiyo raha hai duhman daur-e-zaman hamara
‘iqbal’ koi maharam apna nahi jahan mein
malum kya kisi ko dard-e-nihan hamara

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Sir Mohammed Iqbal

Dard me izafa

Aur Bhi Kar Deta Hy Dard Mein Izafa

Tere Hote Huwe Ghairon Ka Dilasa Dena

International Day of the family 2012

Boy : Do you love me more than ur family ?
Girl : No
Boy : why ?
Girl : okay Listen dis
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was.
When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger. but my dad was.
When i cried . u didn’t gave me your toys to play. .but my brother n sister did.
My family is more precious than anything else

Hoping That All Your Wishes

As You Pray to Allah ..
And Offer Your Sacrifices
In The True Spirit of Eid-ul-Adha,
Heres Hoping That All Your Wishes
Be Fulfilled and Prayers Be Granted!

Aameen & Happy Eid

Yoon To Is Sheher Me Ab Jhoot Koi Aib Nahi

Yoon To Is Sheher Me Ab Jhoot Koi Aib Nahi

Jane Kiun Tere Mukarny Ka Bohat Ranj Hua...

Mere Jeevan Mein Ab To Forever Ho Tum

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum…
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum….

Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum….
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum

funny husband wife

A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife

Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom.

Husband told Wife

“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,

Be strong I LOVE YOU.”

Wife said:

He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY ,

need vasline and i told him its in the BATHROOM , So be STRONG

I LOVE YOU TO…   😀

Tere bagair ye ab zindagi kahan guzri – Hafeez Aatish

Tere bagair ye ab zindagi kahan guzri
qadam qadam pe tere sath ka guman guzri
ye din jo dhire se phisala to sham ke manzar
tere bagair udasi ke daramiyan guzri
wo ashk hun ki sar-e-rah gir gaya tha kabhi
utha saka na koi kitne karavan guzri
main khushk hoke bikharata raha hun pairon mein
bahut zamana hua mujh pe kashtiyan guzri
tere badan ka aalao ho meri sanson mein
kabhi wo lamha bhi ik bar jan-e-jan guzri
ye baat ab bhi nahi hai kisi se kahane ke
tamam sajde tere dar se rayagan guzri

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Hafeez Aatish

Hamesha Sath Rehne Ki

Hamesha Sath Rehne Ki
Adat Kuch Nahi Hoti…..
Jo Lamhey Mil jayein Jee Lo,
Riyazat Kuch Nahi Hoti…..

Jise Mehromiyan Mili Hon,
Wohi Jan Sakta Hai…..
Zubani Hosla, Jhooti Murawwat,
Kuch Nahi Hoti….

Kai Rishton Ko Jab Parkha,
Natija Ek Hi Nikla….
Zarorat Hi Sab Kuch Hai….
Mohabbat Kuch Nahi Hoti…..

Kisi Ne Chor Ke Jana Ho
Tu Phir Chor Hi Jata Hai…..
Bicharna Ho To Sadiyon Ki
Rafaqat Kuch Nahi Hoti,….

Ta’alluq Toot Jaye T0
Safeeney Doob Jate Hain…..
Ye Sab Kehne Ki Batain Hain,
Haqeeqt Kuch Nahi Hoti….!

Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo

Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah.
Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo
Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah
Dedicated To All Nikammi And Kaam Chor
“Girls”

Merasi ke Ghr k Samne

1 merasi k ghr k samne kutta
mara para tha

merasi ne Municipal Committe ko

phone kia

Mre ghr k samne kutta mara para ha uthwa len

Jwab mila

wahin dafana

do

merasi ko ghussa to bht aya pr tahammul sy bola:

G Main Dafan karn lga c, par marhoom dy bachyan no itlaa v te krni c naa, is

leay aa k mu

vekh lo

Aayat ul kursi perh lete

Agar hota yaqeen tere milne ka khawb me ay dost

To ham soney se pehle aayat-ul-kursi parh lete.

Dua ki tofeeq de

….. Nice lines ….. …

Jis ko ALLAH ne dua ki tofeeq di ho, Wo qabooliyat se mehroom nhi reh sakta… …

Jisy ALLAH astaghfaar ki tofeeq de wo maghfirat se mehroom nhi reh sakta.

Or. Jis ko ALLAH shukar ki tofeq ata kr de wo naimat se mehrom nhi reh sakta..

Garam khana

¤¤Hadees-e-Pak¤¤

“Garam khana thanda kar liya karo Q kay Garam khanay mein Barakat nahi hoti”.

(Mustadrak Lilhaakim, Vol#4, Pg# 132, Hadees# 7125)

¤ MFT ¤

Love is when father

Love is when a father

is everything for you.

naraz na hona

Koi tumhara dil dukhaye to naraz na hona
Q k ye qudrat ka Qanun hai K jis darakht k pas ziyada metha phal hota he
Usey log ziada PATHR marte hn…!

Tanha Ho Jaona

Main ek roz tanha ho jaona
duniya se khafa ho jaonga

miti k andar so kar main
khud hi fana ho jaonga

kuch roz tum sog manao gay
phir mujh ko bhol hi jaogay

har yaad se fana ho jaonga
main ek roz tanha ho jaonga

main guzra wakat ban jaonga
main ek roz tanha ho jaonga…

Chand nikale kisi janib teri zebai ka – Faiz Ahmed Faiz

chand nikale kisi janib teri zebai ka
rang badle kisi surat shab-e-tanhai ka

daulat-e-lab se phir ae khusrav-e-shirin-dahan
aj riza ho koi harf shanasai ka

dida-o-dil ko sambhalo ki sar-e-sham-e-firaq
saz-o-saman baham pahuncha hai rusvai ka

Poet of the poem/ghazal or nazam : Faiz Ahmed Faiz

Raza Pa Mazigar

Kala Kala Kho Raza Pa Mazigar Ke,
Lag Me Zra Khoshalawa Pa Mazigar Ke

Ka Me Tola Wraz Tapos Onakre Kher De,
Kho Tapos Me Lag Kawa Pa Mazigar Ke

Halta Tol Da Jund Rangoona Ratolegi,
Ma Godar Pala Boza Pa Mazigar Ke

Che Me Zra Ke Da Arman Gul Taza Kegi,
Yo Tapa Rata Kawa Pa Mazigar Ke

Che Pa Kali Ke Pre Nor Khalaq Swazegi,
Ta Zama Sara Keena Pa Mazigar Ke

Bia Yo Ware Da Sro Shundo Sharbat Rakra,
Yo Zal Bia Me Kra Melma Pa Mazigar Ke

Pa Jabeen De Khal Da Toro Ranjo Kegda,
Hase Na Kre KHIYAL Lamba Pa Mazigar Ke.

Judai Mein Marna

Dil to karta hai zindagi ko kisi qaatil k hawalay kar doon SAAHIL
Judai mein ye roz roz ka marna mujhay acha nahi lagta

Galti najany hum se

GALTI HAM SE NAJANY KAHAN HO GAYE

ISHQ ANKHON SE HUA AUR ZINDAGI HATH SE GAI.

Teri Sanjedgi

Meri Aankhon ko dekh kar aik Sahib e ilm Bola

Teri Sanjedgi Btati Hai Tujhay Hunsnay ka bohat shoq Tha.

Ramzan Mubarak in Advance

Ay ALLAH

Mjhe Ramzan k Lye Salamat Rakh Or Ramzan ko Mere Lye Rehmat bana Or Mere Lye Ramzan ko Maqbol Bana kar Salamat Rakh”

(AAMEEN)

Ramzan se pehle ki dua… * Ramzan mubarak in advance*