Stupid questions peòple ask in obvious situations:
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1. At market: hey! What r u doing here?
Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here:D
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2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Ans :not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?:)
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3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:
sorry! Were u sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping?how sily!:p
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4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair : hey! Have you had a haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn season and I am shedding! 😀 😛
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