3 bacho ko thapar mara

Ek khubsurat teacher ne 3 bacho ko thapar mara

Punjabi bacha: sorry mam

Pathan bacha: hamara kya galti hai mam

Karachi wala: Aaaaahhh! maza a gya.

Shiddat-e-ishq khair ho teri - 2 line Urdu Poetry

Shiddat-e-ishq khair ho teri..!

Kese alam me la kar Chor diya..!

Logon Ne Kaha..!

Logon Ne Kaha..!
Is Derrr Se Kabhi
Koi Na Umeed Nahin Lauta
Koi Khali Haath Nahin Gaya
Main Bhi Logon Ke Sath Chala
Chehre Pe Gird-E-Malal Liye
Ek Pur Umeed Khayal Liye
Ek Khali Dast-E-Sawal Liye
Jab Kafila Us Der Per Puhancha
Main Us Ghar Ko Pehchan Gaya
Phir Khaali Hath Hi Laut Aya
Us Derrr Se Mujhe Kia Milna Tha….?
Woh Ghar Tu Mera Apna Tha……..!!!

Gham Hai Ya Khushi Hai Tu Meri Zindagi Hai Tu

Gham Hai Ya Khushi Hai Tu Meri Zindagi Hai Tu
Afaton Ka Daoor Mein Chain Ki Ghari Hy To
Meri Raat Ka Chragh Meri Neend Bi Hy To
Mein Khizaan Ki Sham Hun Ruat Bahaar Ki Hy To
Dostoun Ke Darmiyun Wajha E Dosti Hy To
Meri Saari Umer Mein Ek Hi Kaami Hy To
Mein Tu Woh Nhi Raha Han Mgr Wohi Hy To
Rizwan Is Dayaar Mein Kitna Ajnabi Hy To..?

Ye Ramzan Ki Raaten

Ye Ramzan Ki Raaten,
Ye Rab Ki Inaayaten,
Ye Rehmaton Ka Nuzool,
Ye Nekiyon Ka Husool,
Ye Ibadat Ka Shoq,
Ye Tilaawat Ka Zoq,
Ye Gunaahon Se Doori,
Ye Tamaam Raaten Noori,
Ye Taravih K Silsily,
Ye Bakhshishon K Marhaly,
Is Maahe Muqaddas K Sadqy,
Ya Allah!
Hm Sb Ko Bakhsh Dy Or
Hm Pr Reham Farma!
“Aameen”

May Allah flood your life with Happiness - Eid sms

May Allah flood your life
 with happiness on this occasion,
your heart with love,
your soul with spirtual,
your mind with wisdom,
wishing you a very Happy Eid Mubarik

Best Dua Poetry

Tu jahan rahe wahan
(“*”PYAR”*”)
Ho=
Tere har qadam pr
(“*”BAHAR”*”)
Ho=
Teri aankhon me kabhi
(“*”NAMI”*”)
Na ho=
Kisi shey ki tujh ko
(“*”KAMI”*”)
Na ho=
Tujhe jo lage wo
(“*”NAZAR”*”)
Na ho=
Kisi dukh ko teri
(“*”KHABAR”*”)
Na ho=
Teri rah main
(“*”QOS-E-QAZA”*”)
Rahe=
Razi tujh se
(“*”RAB”*”)
Ki raza rahe=
Khushi tere paon ki
(“*”DHOOL”*”)
Ho=
Dua ye meri
(“*”QABOOL”*”)
Ho=  (“=”AAMEEN”=”)

Poems about Shaheed e Karbala

Jin Ko Dhoke Se Kufa Bulaya Gaya
Jin Ke Bachchon Ko Pyaasa Rulaya Gaya
Jin Ke Gardan Pe Khanjar Chalaya Gaya
Us Hussain Ibne Haider Pe Lakhon Salam

Kaun Shabbir Woh Jin Ka Nana Nabi
Jin Ki Maa Fatima Jin Ka Baba Ali
Us Hussain Ibne Haider Pe Lakhon Salam

Karliya Jis Ne Naush Shahadat Ka Jam
Us Hussain Ibne Haider Lakhon Salam

Jin Ka Jhula Farishtey Jhulate Rahe
Lohrian De Ke Noori Sulaate Rahe
Us Hussain Ibn E Haider Pe Lakhon

Jis Ne Nana Ka Wada Wafa Kar Dia
Jis Ne Haq Karbala Mein Ada Kar Diya
Apne Ghar Ko Suparde Khuda Kar Diya
Jis Ne Neze Par Bhi Quran Par Diya
Us Hussain Ibne Haider Pe Lakhon Salam

Ya Elahi Sadqa E Ahle Rasool
Yeh Salaam E Ajizana Ho Kubool

Jahan Bhi Msg Krunga

veer
jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

wanted
ek baar jo mene sms KRNA shuru kr diya to uske baad to mai apne balance ki bhi nhi sochta..

dabbang
hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre.

ready
duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge: i,me, and myself..

body guard
mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA…

Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost K Lye

Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost k Lye khuloos Se Dua Krta Hy
To Wo Dua Us k Dost k Haq Me Baad Me OR pehle Us k Apne Hq Me Qubol Hoti Hy!

Ap se Rishta

Aap se Talluq mere lye ek TOHFA hai Khuda ka

jo kbi na tooty wo Rishta hai WAFA ka

Hum aapko kbi bhula na saken ge

Ap se Rishta hai aisa jase DIL or DUA ka

5 rupay mein pooray 1200 sms

Larkay wale larki k ghar gaey, Or Pocha :

“Larki kuch karti bhi hai ?”

Larki ki maa : Han G ! Mashaa”ALLAH, : : 5 rupay mein pooray 1200 sms karti hai.:D

Best Dua for Dosti in urdu

Main nhi janti mere is dost ko kya kya mushkilat hn pr Tu sb janta hy!!

Main uski khamoshi or Tu uski aaho buka sunta hy..

main usko hansty dekhti hn or Tu usko roty..

main usko oper sy dekh skti hn jabky Tu uski rooh tk sy waqif hy.. .

Allah Pak main tujhsy dua krti hn k isko wo sb kuch ata kr jiski isko zroorat hy,

iski mushkilo ko door kr or isko any wali zindgi my khushiyan or

kamyabi ata kr or koi gham isky qreeb na aay ..!! (Ameen)

Mere choone per bhi aitraaz karta hai wo shaks - 2

Aj mere choone per bhi aitraaz karta hai wo shaks..

Jo saari raat meri baanhon me sooya karta tha...!

Magar meri subha ka Aghaz

Har raat Tujhay bhool janay ka irada kr k so jata hon

dost

Magar meri subha ka aghaz mumkin hi nahi Teri yad k baghair.

Good morirng

Kuch un ke wafaow ne loota kuch unki inayat maar gai

Kuch un ke wafaow ne loota kuch unki inayat maar gai

Hum Raz-e-mohabbat keh na sake chup rehnay ki adat maar gai,

 ;

Dil ne bhoht majboor kiya milnay bhi baar baar gaye

Ji bhar k unhain na dekh sakein sankhon ki sharafat maar geyi,

;

Wo kon hay jis ko jeenay ka pegham mohabbat deti hay

Hum ko tu zamanay main a Dil! Be-dard mohabbat maar gayi,

;

Dono se he shekayat hay ilzam ab kis par lagaye ay Sono

Kuch dil ne hamin barbad kia or kuch apni qismat maar gayi:::?

Thokar Se Mera Paon To Zakhmi Hua Zaroor

Thokar Se Mera Paon To Zakhmi Hua Zaroor

Rastay Me Jo Khara Tha Wo Kohsaar Hatt Gaya...

Logo ke baato ko

Aik Admi jhoot Bolne ki waja se kaafi mashhoor howa

Aik 80 sala Borhi Aurat ko pata chala to woh Dorti hui aayi aur Boli:

Beta tum Hi Duniya k sab se jhootay admi ho na?

ADMI Bola: Logon ki baton ko dafa karo.

main to aap ko dekh ker heran reh gaya k is umar mai Yeh HUSSAN O JAMAL

Yeh RANAI aur Yeh DILKASHI.. Borhi Aurat (sharmati hui):

Ay Allah, Log bhi kitne Zalim hain, Achay Bhalay SACHAY Insan ko JHOOTA kehte hain:-P:-D;-)

Teri Aankhon Main, Mere Dil Ka Nakhsa Ho Bhi Sakta Hai

Teri Aankhon Main, Mere Dil Ka Nakhsa Ho Bhi Sakta Hai
Jise Deewar Samgha Hai Wuh, Wuh Rasta Ho Bhi Sakta Hai

Zamana Gour Se Daikhey, Jisey Is Ne Khuda Samjha Hai
Woh Is K Hath Ka Pather Tarasha Ho Bhi Sakta Hai

Nazur Se Door Re Ker Bhi, Kisi Soch Main Rehna
Kisi K Paas Rehney Ka Tareeqa Ho Bhi Sakta Hai

Woh Apni Sard Mehri Se, Mughey Hud Main To Rakhta Hai
Mera Hud Se Guzurney Ka Irada Ho Bhi Sakta Hai

Bhari Duniya Ka Meila Sath Ho To Koun Si Mushkil
Mager Aik Shakhs Meley Main Akela Ho Bhi Sakta Hai

Ye Seedhi Rah Per Chalna, Kahan Se Seekh Aye Ho
Ye Rasta Doosti Ka Hai, Ye Terra Ho Bhi Sakta Hai

Main Apney Jism O Jaan Ko Sath Rehtey Daikh Ker Samjha
Nibhana Ho Jisey Mushkil Woh Rishta Ho Bhi Sakta Hai

Uchalta, Thokarain Khata Howa Paani Ka Aik Dharaa
Tere Dil Tak Pohanchney Ka Bahana Ho Bhi Sakta Hai

Nikal Ker Bund Kamrey Se Zara Baazar Main Aao
Ager Tum Daikhna Chaho, Tamasha Ho Bhi Sakta Hai

Height of cHiLL

Height of cHiLL:

Theif 1: lets count the money we have stolen today!

Theif 2: I’m so tired,

We’ll see it in the Newspaper tomorrow 😉

After Suhagrat

Aftr Suhagrat

Major Rohail:
Tumhe raat ko zyada dard ya takleef
To nhi hoi?
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Anti Misba:
Nhi bht mza aya,dard to tab hota tha
Jb main school me thi

Sardar Wife Missing

Sardar to postman :Sir my wife is missing.
Postman: BHAI ye to post office hai,
tum police station jao..
Sardar:Sorry sir khusi k mare
kuch samajh he nahi raha k kia karoon!

Submit By: Submit By: sam (03052125043)

Girls are very smart

really girls r very smart…. 😉

girl: apple ka rate kya hai…???

shopkeeper: 100rs ke 10…

kuch kam kro na plz…..
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shopkeeper: acha ap 80 ke 8 le lo….
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girl: thank U… yeh hui na baat… dedo…

Shayari on rain in hindi

Mosam Hy Barish Ka Or Yaad Tumhari Aati Hy
Barish Ke Har Qatre Se Awaz Tumhari Aati Hy

Badal Jab Garajti Hy, Dil Ki Dhrkn Bharhti Hy
Dil Ki Hr 1 Dhrkn Se Awaz Tmhari Aati Hy

Jab Tez Hawaye Chalti Hy To Jaan Hmari Jati Hy
Mosam Hy Barish Ka Or Yaad Tmhari Ati Hy.

Aakhonko To Mana Lu, Ghataonka Kya Karu
Badal Barasa To Gam Ki Mere Numaaish Hogi

Bhigi Bhigi Raat Me, Tu Ho Saath Me
To Kisi Aur Nashe Ki Kaha Gunjaaish Hogi

Rakh Dena Saki Ek Jaam Meri Kabr Me
Baad Marne Ke Bas Etni Meri Farmaaish Hogi

Barish Main Bahgny Ka  Apna Hi Maza Hai
Per Shart Yeh Hai K Humsafar Sath Hu.
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Ek muddat hui ek zamana hua

ek muddat hui ek zamana hua
khak-e-gulashan mein jab aashiyana hua
zulf-e-baraham ki jab se shanasai hui
zindagi ka chalan mujremana hua
phul jalate rahe chand hanste raha
aarzoo ka muqammal fasana hua
daag dil ki shahanshah ki sikke bane
dil ka muflis-kada jab khazana hua
rahbar ne palat kar na dekha kabhi
rahr-o-raste ka nishana hua
hum jahan bhi gaye zauq-e-sajda liye
har jagah aap ka aasatana hua
dekh mizarab se khoon tapakane laga
saz ka tar marg-e-tarana hua
pahale hoti thi koi vafa-paravari
ab to “sagar” ye qissa purana hua

Poet of the poem/ghazal or Nazam:  Sagar Siddiqui

Kon Chahay Ga

Kon Chahay Ga Tumhen Meri Tarah……???

Ab Kisi Se Na Muhabbat Karna…….!!

Kia Hua Tujhay Ay Shaam Ke

Kia Hua Tujhay Ay Shaam Ke Teri Rooh Itnee Be-Chain Kion Hay
Kion Murjhaya Hay, Aisy Lagay Hay Jesy Saalon Ka Beemar

A’amal-E-Zindgi Pe Naadan Hy Ya Ghame-E-Zamana Se Preshan
Na Ker Koee Gham Ay Pyaary, Sun Rahmat-E-Elahi Ki Pukaar

Rehy Umeed Ka Pouda Sar Sabz Tou Hay Zindgi Mein Bahaar
Torray Ga Jo Ta’luq Is Sy To Nazar Aien Gay Tujy Khar Hi Khar

Rakh Apny Gunahon Ka Khof Bi, Per Umeed-E-Rahmat Bi Hay Laazim
Ke Yehi Umeed Ker Day Gi Haqeeqat-E-Dunya Tujh Pe Aashkaar

Jo Ke Lia Bura Us Per Reh Naadim Aur Ker Lay Irada Naiki Ka
Ke Hukme-Ilahi Aur Tariqa-E-Nabi Kay Baghair Sab Hy Bekaar

Ban Ja Aajiz Banda Us Ka, Dil Tuty Per Hukm-E-Khuda Na Tutay
Dikha Day Nidaamat Ki Tarrap Apni Ke Dhul Jaey Ye Dil-E-Daghdar

Ker Lay Irada Musamam Ke Phir Na Ho Ga Sar Zad Tujh Sy Gunah Koi
Huey Pe Ker Touba Ky Hay Wuss’at-E-Rahmat-E-Elahi Be-Shumaar.

Bohat Umeed Rakhna Aur Phir Be-aas Hona Bhi

Bohat Umeed Rakhna Aur Phir Be-aas Hona Bhi

Bashar Ko Maar Deta Hai Bohat Hassas Hona Bhi

Suno Ek Kaan Se Aur Doosre Se Phaink Do Bahir

Bohat Takleef Di Hai Sahib-e-Ehsaas Hona Bhi

Yoon Hi To Abr-e-Rehmat Ki Talab Karta Nahi Koi

Zaroori Hai Muqadar Me Zara Si Payaas Hona Bhi

Bohat Se Qalb Ruk Jate Hain Khushiyon Ki Khabar Pa Kar

Hamen To Khoob Jachta Hai Ghumon Ka Raas Hona Bhi...

Jis Ghar me Mohabbat

Uski nazar ko fursat na mili hogi,

Warna mera marz itna bhi la-ilaj na tha,

Hum ne to wahan bhi mohabat hi ki,

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Js GHAR me mohabbat ka riwaj na tha.

Always Free

When u give importance 2 people they think that u r always free.

but they never understand that u make urself available 4 them everytime…

Difference B/W friend n best friend

The Difference B/W friend n best friend..

Friend says:

Yr plz Drive Safly n Slowly..

Best Friend Says:

Bhaga kanjer, agey cultus mein bachyian hain..

yeh dil kuch

Wo jazbo ki tijaarat thi,yeh dil kuch aur samjha tha..
usay hansney ki aadat thi,yeh dil kuch aur samjha tha..
mujhe usne kaha aao naiee dunya basatay hain,
usay sujhi shrarat thi , yeh dil kuch aur samjha tha..
hamesha us ki ankhoo mein dhanak se rang hotay hain,
yeh us ki aam halat thee,yeh dil kuch aur samjha tha
woh meray pass baithay dair tak, ghazlain meri sunta.
usay khud say muhabbat thi, yeh dil kuch aur samjha tha……
yeh dil kuch,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

From: NADEEM

Dekha hua sa kuch hai to socha hua sa kuch – Nida Fazli

Dekha hua sa kuch hai to socha hua sa kuch
har waqt mere sath hai ulajha hua sa kuch
hota hai yun bhi rasta khulata nahi kaheen
jangal-sa phail jata hai khoya hua sa kuch
sahil ki gili ret par bachon ki khel-sa
har lamha mujh mein banata bikharata hua sa kuch
fursat ne aj ghar ko sajaya kuch is tarah
har shay se muskurata hai rota hua sa kuch
dhundhali si ek yaad kisi qabr ka diya
aur mere aas-pas chamkata hua sa kuch

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Nida Fazli

Ishq Sabhi Ko Jeena Sikha Deta Hai

UNLUCKY NUMBER*
BENAZIR BHUTTO,! born in
1953 =1,9,5,3 “9″
she has died in ,!
2007= 2+0+0+7=”9″
total period from 1953 to 2007 is
54 years=5 +4 =”9″
1st suicidal attack on her ,!
18 oct. = 1+8 =”9″
2nd suicidal attack on her in which she died
27 dec. = 2+7 =”9″ .:)-

Bari Ajeeb Hai Nadaan Dil Ki Khwahish Ya Rab

Bari Ajeeb Hai Nadaan Dil Ki Khwahish Ya Rab,
Amal Kuch Nahi Aur Dil Talabgar Hai Jannat Ka...

Ab To Shayad Hi Mujhse Muhabbat Kare

Ab To Shayad Hi Mujhse Muhabbat Kare Koi

Meri Aankhon Me Tum Saaf Nazar Ate Ho...

Us taluk se

us taluk sy la taluki achi

js taluk may ehsas na ho

Loo Ganga Maa

Pahle Aag Aab Pani Ki Chitta Deta Hoon
Lo Ganga Maa Tumhe Apna Pita Deta Hoon

Mujhe Kya Maloom Panda Kya Kare
Yeh Len-Dain Ka Dhanda Kya Kare
Main Kya Janu Vaid Puran Ki Batain
Har Aor Se Nakis Bandha Kya Kare
Jo Rasm Hai Teri Vo Nibha Deta Hoon
Lo Ganga Maa Tumhe Apna Pita Deta Hoon

Apni Bahu Ka Babul Tha
Meri Maa Ka Suhag Tha Yeh
Din Raat Jo Jalta Hi Rahta
Hamare Liye Vo Chirag Tha Yeh
Tere Pani Mein Aab Bujha Deta Hoon
Lo Ganga Maa Tumhe Apna Pita Deta Hoon

Dil Ki Baat Tere Aage Boloon
Shochta Hoon Yehi Barhna Holoon
Paap Chhupa Hai Naa Chhupa Payoonga
Apna Dhagi Maila Jism Kholoon
Sab Rooh Ke Daag Dikha Deta Hoon
Lo Ganga Maa Tumhe Apna Pita Deta Hoon

Gale Mein Bandh Laya Hoon Astthiiyan Isski
Jaise Mere Halak Mein Ho Hichkiyan Isski
Isski Rooh Thikane Lagana Ganga Maa
Bahaa Raha Hoon Phool Aor Pattiyan Isski
Beta Hoon Itna Toh Farz Nibha Deta Hoon

Apna Hal-a-Dil

Sub So Gay Khushi khushi Apna Hal-a-Dil Suna kr, “MIAN”

Mera koi Nhe Jo Mujhe Kahe Tm Kyun Jag Rhy ho..!

Tum Abhi Auron Ki Dil Khush Karo

Tum Abhi Auron Ki Dil Khush Karo

Tum Kya Jano Ishq Kya Hai...

Ik gazal us pe likhun dil ka takaza hai bahut – Krishan Bihari Noor

Ik gazal us pe likhun dil ka takaza hai bahut
in dinon khud se bichad jane ka dhadaka hai bahut
raat ho din ho gafalat ho ki bedari ho
usako dekha to nahi hai use socha hai bahut
tashnagi ke bhi muqamat hain kya kya yani
kabhi dariya nahi kafi, kabhi qatara hai bahut
mere hathon ke lakiron ke izafe hain gavah
main ne pathar ke tarah khud ko tarasha hai bahut
koi aaya hai zarur aur yahan thahara bhi hai
ghar ke dahaliz pa-e-nur ujala hai bahut

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Krishan Bihari Noor

Tera Husn Ho Mera Ishq Ho

"Tera Husn Ho Mera Ishq Ho"

Tera Husn Ho

Mera Ishq Ho

To Phir Husn-o-Ishq Ki Baat Ho

Kabhi Main Milon, Kabhi Tu Milay

Kabhi Hum Milain, Mulaqaat Ho

Kabhi Tu Ho Chup, Kabhi Main Hoon Chup

Kabhi Dono Hum Chup Chaap Hoon

Kabhi Guftagu

Kabhi Tazkiray

Kabhi Zikar Ho

Ko'i Baat Ho

Kabhi Visaal Ho To Din Ko Ho

Kabhi Hijar Ho To Voh Raat Ho

Kabhi Main Tera

Kabhi Tu Meri

Kabhi Sath Main

Kabhi Sath Tu

Kabhi Ek Doojay Ka Sath Ho

Kabhi Sohbatain, Kabhi Ranjishain

Kabhi Dooriyan, Kabhi Qurbatain

Kabhi Ulfatain, Kabhi Nafratain

Kabhi Jeet Ho, Kabhi Maat Ho

Kabhi PhooL Ho Kabhi Dhool Ho

Kabhi Yaad Ho, Kabhi BhooL Ho

Rahain Muskuratay Pyaar Main

Khilain Phool Ban K Bahaar Main

Na Nashaib Ho

Na Faraaz Ho

Na Nasab Ho

Na He Zaat Ho

Rahain Muskuratay Pyaar Main

Khilain Phool Ban K Bahaar Main

Na Zameen Ko'i

Na Falak Ko'i

Na Vajood Ho

Na He Zaat Ho

Tera Husn Ho

Mera Ishq Ho

To Phir Husn-o-Ishq Ki Baat Ho..!!

Kisi Talaab Mein Chand Ka Aks

Kisi talaab mein chand ka aks
aur kisi ke labon par hamare liye muskurahaton ka raqs
aik jesa hota hai dono haseen lagte hain aur dono se humain aman aur sakon mehsos hota hai.

Aankh Ban Jati Hai Sawan Ki Ghata Shaam K Bad

Aankh Ban Jati Hai Sawan Ki Ghata Shaam K Bad

Laut Jata Hai Agar Koi Khafa Shaam K Bad

Wo Jo Tal Jati Rahi Sir Se Bala Shaam K Bad

Koi To Tha K Jo Deta Tha Dua Shaam K Bad

Aankhen Bharti Hain Shab-E-Hijr Yateemon Ki Tarha

Sard Ho Jati Hai Har Roz Hawa Shaam K Bad

Shaam Tak Qaid Raha Karte Hain Dil K Andar

Dard Ho Jate Hain Sare Hi Rehaa Shaam K Bad

Log Thak Haar K So Jate Hain Lekin Jana

Hum Ne Khush Ho K Tera Dard Saha Shaam K Bad

Chand Jab Ro K Sitaaron Se Galay Milta Hai

Ek Ajab Rang Ki Hoti Hai Fiza Shaam K Bad

Hum Ne Tanhai Se Pucha K Milo Gi Kab Tak

Us Ne Be-Chaini Se Foran Hi Kaha Shaam K Bad

Tum Gaye Ho To Siyah Rang K Kapre Pehne

Phirti Rehti Hai Mere Ghar Me Qaza Shaam K Bad

Maar Deta Hai Ujar Jane Ka Dohra Ehsaas

Kash Ho Koi Kisi Se Na Juda Shaam K Bad...

tay conected to ur FRIENDS

Loveless life is a fruitless tree!

But,Frndless life is a rootless tree.

Tree can live without fruit but not without root

So stay conected to ur FRIENDS.

Ghum-E-Dil Sunane Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Ghum-E-Dil Sunane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Tumhe Azmane Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Suna Hai Yeh Jab Sey,Bohat Door Ho Tum
Bohat Door Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Tumhain Hum Sey Koi Shikayat Nahin Hai
Yoon Hi Rooth Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Faqat Hai Yay Hi Nazroon Ka Dhooka
Keh Dhookay Mein Aaney Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Duaa Hai Keh Woh Hum Se,So Baar Roothein
Hamara Mananay Ko Ge Chahta Hai

Nazar Woh Naa Ayein Per Un Ke Gali Mein
Yunhe Aane Jaane Ko Gee Chahta Hai

Meri Sadiyan Bigar Di Tum Ne

Meri Sadiyan Bigar Di Tum Ne

Apne Lamhay Sanwarnay K Liye...

A friend Who Loves You

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.

Merey Pass Sey Guzer Gaya

Merey Pass Sey Guzer Gaya,Is Ney Daikha Bhi Nahe
Tum Chahat Ki Bat Kartey Ho Woh To Bolo Bhi Nahe

Hum Bara Maan Kartey Thai Isey Jan Samajhtey Thai
Durr Sey Guzar Gaya Hamari Taraf Ik Kadam Chala Bhi Nahe

Kya Ab Kabhi Tu Karey Ga Kisi Ghair Par Bharosa
Woh Bhi To Daita Tha Kasmey Jis Ney Pucha Haal Tak Nahe

sharmate hue

Major Rohail dukan se apni B.V k lea
Wisper ultra lene gya

Dukandar-
Sir kya size chahye?

Major Rohail soch soch kr sharmate hue bola
“mre hath jitna”

Is Qehat-e-Zindagi Me Koi Mujhse Kya Mile

Is Qehat-e-Zindagi Me Koi Mujhse Kya Mile

Khud Apne Aap Ko Bhi Muyassar Nahi Hun Me...

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview,

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

Shair o shayari in urdu

koie na mila y to qismat sy gila nahi karty,
aksar log mil kr bi mila nahi karty

har shaakh par bahaar aati ha zaror,
par har shaakh par phool khila nhi krty

Main tera Muntazir hon mujhy Muskra k mil,

Kab tak tujhy talaash kron ab aa k mil,

Youn mil k phir judai ka lamha na aa sakey,

Jo Darmian main hay sabhi kuch mita k mil,

Ye kya k hum milain b mulaqat bhi Na ho,

‘Wasi’ seeney sy matt laga mujhy DiL……….sy laga k mil

Us Ki Yadon Mein
Us Ki Baton Mein
Kahin Mera Aks Bhi Jhilmilata Hoga..

Laakh Masroof Hoga Apne Kamon Mein,

Phir Bhi Hamein Soch Ker Kabhi To Muskurata Hoga.

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Mis call do

Plz yar 1 miscall do. Yahan light nai hai mujhy mera mobile mil nai raha . . . . . Forward karo Dekho kitne bewakuf Mis call Dete hai

Mother light jala lo

Nokrani: Light chali gai hai
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Meera: tu Mother Light jala lo
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Nokrani: Mother Light??
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Meera: uff u paindos i mean Mom-Bati….! 😛 😛 Buhahhaha 😀

One Day Sky Was Crying

One day sky was crying.

I ask him why are you
crying today.

He told me i have lost my
beautiful star.

It was a day when you were born.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Larkon Ko Lrkiyon Kay

Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,
Kya?
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Socho?
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Nahi pata?
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Un k pyary pyary bary bary
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Baal.
Tu Mummay smjha na?
saale tharki..

D0 IT BEFORE DEATH,

Great lines…
“If you born poor, its not your mistake but if u die poor, its ur mistake”.
“Born with personality is an accident but dying in a personality is an achievement”.
“Your birth may be normal but your death should be history”.
“Like all, Trust few”.
“Follow none but learn from every one”.
“Practice like a Devil & play like an Angel”.
“DO or DIE” is an 0ld
concept
“D0 IT BEFORE DEATH”is a new concept”.

Tested Dieting Plan

Fit & tested dieting plan with tremendous results…
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7:30am: 1 bread, half boiled egg
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10am: 1 cup green Tea
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12pm: half cup boiled chanay
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1pm: 1 banana
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5pm: 1 Cup Tea without sugar
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7pm: 1 cup skim milk
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9pm: green Tea
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11:45pm: naan, chicken karahi, fried rice, tikka, shahi tukray , pizza, chocolate cake, United King ki pastry, Dhaka Sweet k gulab jamn, walls icecream aur
Akhir main
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1 diet 7 UP ..:D

Absence Of Sorrow

Shakespear says:

“Laughing faces do not mean that there is absence of sorrow! but it means that they have ability to deal with sorrow”…! Good morning..

Piyas Aisi K Pee Jaon

Piyas aisi k pee jaon samundar Lakin,
Naseeb aisa k mayasar zehar bhi nahi,
Be los wafaein koi ham sy sekhay.
jisy toot k chaha usy khaber bhi nahi.

Har ek jalva-e-rangin meri nigah mein hai – Akhtar Shirani

har ek jalva-e-rangin meri nigah mein hai
gam-e-firaq ke duniya dil-e-tabah mein hai
kisi ke yad-e-karam uf are ma’azALLAH
tabah hoke bhi zalim dil-e-tabah mein hai
hazar pardon mein o chupanevale ye sun le
tera jamal mere daman-e-nigah mein hai
jahan mein mujhe bhi nakam-e-arazu kam hai
na rang aah mein hai aur na soz aah mein hai

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Akhtar Shirani

Hindi Poetry – Chand Ka Wada

Raat Ka Aakhri Pehar Tha…!
Mujh Se Chaand Ne Kaha
Humnasheen Alvida
Mujh Ko Neend Aa Rahi Hai
Kal Milain Ge Isi Jagah
Men Sun Kar Muskura Diya
Us Ko Batla Diya
Jaanay Walay Lout’tay Nhi
Tum Nhi Aao Ge
Mujhe Hai Yaqeen
Meri Baat Sun Ke Woh Ruk Gaya
Aur Kehnay Laga
Tum Se Wada Karoon
Phir Poora Na Kroon
Aisa Mumkin Nhi
Sun Aey Humnasheen
Men CHAAND Hoon Insaan Nahi

Doob Kay Zarb-E-Kaleem Paida Ker

Poetry Categories

Poetry Categories

Shiddat e gham

Zinda Hon Mgr Zndagi Sy Dor Hon Me,
Aj Q Is Qadr Mjbur Hon Me,

Bina Jurm K Hi Saza Milti Hy Mujhy,
Kis Sy Kahon K Akhir Be Kasor Hon Me,

Meri Khamoshyon Ka Sabab Hen Ye Ghm Mery,
Phr Q Dunya Samjhti Hy K Maghrur Hon Me,

Aj Phr Shiddat-e-Ghm Ny Rula Dya Mjko
Aj Lgta Hy K Zkhmon Se Choor Hon Me

Mothers Day Poetries

STILL IN THE HEART

I have this Lady friend
Whose Mother passed away
Moving to a better place
And, a peaceful day.

I know about the pain
That, she is going through
Because the loss of “Mom”
Is the saddest, that is true.

Sometimes, it is a blessing
When their “life” is in decline
Not, what it used to be
When, “everything” worked fine.

But still, it hurts so much
When Mother goes away
When you know you won’t see Her
For, forever and a day.

But the memories will be there
And will help, to get you through
When, you’re thinking of Mom
And, feeling kind of blue.

golden words 4 all frnds

Yeh 7 Baatein Kisi Ke Dil Mein Aapki Izzat Barha Saktein Hain:

1) SALAAM Karna.
2) Kisi Ko Jaga Dena.
3) Asal Naam Se Pukaarna.
4) Bilawaja Behes Na Karna.
5) Dosray Ki Baat Bhi Tahammul Se Sunna.
6) Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karna.
7) Bina Pochey
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03218800317 numbr per load Karwa dena.

Taiz Barish Mein

Tezz Barish Me Khara rha

main bus Ek Jumla Sunne Ko

K wo keh dain idhar Aaao Pagal Bheeg

Musafir Hu Mai

Musafir Hu Mai,
Bas Chalna Hu Janta,
Kabhii Is Shehar, Kabhi Us Shehar,
Bas Manzil K Nishan Bhapta!

Kahi Khudse Bate Karta,
Kabhi Oro K Dekhkar Sochta,
Jo Raste Me Milte Hai,
Unse Mera Kya Wasta!

Mai Nadi Ki Lehar Hu,
Kabhi Is Chor, Kabhi Us Chor,
Jaha Milta Ho Samunder,
Mujhe Chalna Hai Usi Ore!

Mai Panchi Hu Azad,
Pankh Fehraye Udjata Hu,
Is Desh Kabhi Us Desh,
Mai Apni Pyas Mitata Hu!

Mai Kavi Ki Kalpana,
Jo Uthao To Uth Jata Hu,
Jo Girao To Gir Jata Hu,
Jab Bhi Chaho Naya Sawera,
Mai Andhakar Me Kho Jata Hu!

Chand raat poetry

Gaye baras ki eid ka din kya acha tha,
chaand ko dekh ke uskaa chehra dekha tha

Fazaa mein cactus ke lehjey ki nermahat thi
mausam apne rang mein faiz ka missraah tha

Dua ke be-awaz, ulohi lamhon mein
woh lamhaa bhi kitna dilkashh lamha tha

Haath utha ker jab Aankhoon hi aankhon mein
us ne mujh ko apne Rab se mangaa tha

Phir mere chehre ko haathon mein le ker
kitney pyar se mera maatha chooma tha!

Hawa! kuch aj ki shab ka ahwaal suna
kya woh apni chat per aj akela tha?

Ya koi mere jeisi saath thi, aur uss ne
chand ko dekh ke us ka chehra dekhaa tha?

Me hon tera kheal hai aur chand raat hai
Dil dard se nidhal hai aur chand raat hai
Ankhon me chob gaen teri yadon ki kirchiyan
Kandhon pe gham ki shal hai aur chand raat hai
Dil toor k khamosh nizaron ka kia mila?
Shabnam ka ye sawal hai aur chand raat hai
Phir titliayan si orane lagen dashat khawab me
Phir khawaish-e-wasal hai aur chand raat hai
Campas ki nehar par hai tera hath hath me
Mosam bhi lazawal hai aur chand raat hai
Har ikk kali ne orah lia matami libas
Har phol par malal hai aur chand raat hai
Meri to por por me khoshbo si bus gai
Us par tera kheal hai aur chand raat hai
Chalka sa parh raha hai WASI wehshaton ka rang
Har cheez pe zawal hai aur chand raat hai

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Phoolkwalon ki Sair Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu

Find latest Phoolkwalon ki Sair  Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu on shayarionline.com .Celebrate Phoolkwalon ki Sair  2015 in style though our wonder full poetry and shyari to use on cards. This poetry can also be used as Happy Phoolkwalon ki Sair  sms greeting.

Phoolkwalon-ki-Sair, which is also known as Phool walon-ki-Sair is one of the most important festivals of Delhi. It is the Festival of Florists. Although celebrated across Delhi, it is majorly followed in the Mehrauli area of Delhi. The festival involves huge processions mainly sprinkling flowers at the temple of Jog Maya and the tomb of Saint Qutubuddin Bakhtiyar Kaki.

The Festival of Phoolkwalon-ki-Sair is generally celebrated in the month of September or else in early October. The Festivities mainly involve a procession that starts from the Jog Maya temple. Before the strting of Procession there is a traditional music played on Shehnai after which the Procession starts. Starting from the Jog Maya temple, traveling across Mehrauli Bazaar, the procession finally ends at the tomb of Saint Qutubuddin Bakhtiyar kaki.

Larkion k Hath

larkion k hath main mahendi achi lagti ha

our

larkon k hath main mahendi waley hath………………

dedicated to all romantic personalities

Pathan Google Khan

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

ham HUSAINI hain HUSAINI mizaz rakhte hain….

Hussani ShayariNa pooch merahussain(as) kya hai ?Jahan-e-azme wafa ka paikar,Khrad ka markaz, junoon ka mehwar,Jamal-e-zehra (as), jamal-e-haider (as),Zameer-e-inssan, naseer-e-daawar,Zameen ka dil, asmaan ka yaavar,Dayar-e-sabro reza ka dilbar,Kamal-e-eessar ka payambar,Shaoor-e-aman –o-sukoon ka paykar,Jabeen-e-insaaniyat ka jhoomar,Arab ka sehra, ajam ka zewar,Hussain(as) tasweer-e-ambiya hai,Na pooch merahussain(as) kya hai?Hussain(as) ahl-e-wafa ki bastee,Hussain(as) aayeen-e-haq parsatee,Hussain(as) sidq-o-safa ka saathee,Hussain(as) chashme ana kee mastee,Hussain(as) pesh-az- adam tasawoor,Hussain(as) baad az qayam-e-hastee,Hussain(as) ne zindagee bikheree,Faza se warna qaza barastee,Urooj-e-haft, aasmaan-e- azmat,Hussain(as) kenaqsh-e-pa ki masti,Hussain(as) ko khuld me na dhoondo,Hussain(as) mehnga, hai khuld sastee,Hussain(as) maqsoom-e-deen–o-imaan,Hussain(as) mafhoom-e- “hal ata” hai,Na pooch merahussain(as) kya hai?Hussain(as) dil hai,hussain(as) jaan hai,Hussain(as)quraan kee zaban hai,Hussain(as) irfaan keesaltanathai,Hussain(as) sarkaar –e-do jahan hai,Hussain(as) sajdon kee sar zameen hai,Hussain(as) zahnon ka asmaan hai,Hussain(as) zakhmo bhareejabeenhai ..

Woh kehti rahi

woh kehti rahi ke maan jaoo Ajaz….
woh kehti rahi ke maan jaoo Ajaz….

mein kaisey maan jata…
mein tu hon FARAZ!

Manaa lo Aaj Eid Ka Din Hai

Zara dum ko bhulaa do qissa dard e judai tum,
Bina dil ke, lekin manaa lo aaj eid ka din hai..

Rain shayari in hindi

Mosam Hy Barish Ka Or Yaad Tumhari Aati Hy
Barish Ke Har Qatre Se Awaz Tumhari Aati Hy

Badal Jab Garajti Hy, Dil Ki Dhrkn Bharhti Hy
Dil Ki Hr 1 Dhrkn Se Awaz Tmhari Aati Hy

Jab Tez Hawaye Chalti Hy To Jaan Hmari Jati Hy
Mosam Hy Barish Ka Or Yaad Tmhari Ati Hy

 
Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein samet lo.
Jitna aap samet paaye utna aap humein chahte hai.
Aur jitna na samet paye utna hum aap ko chahte hai.
Bahot dino se thi aasman ki sajish,
aaj puri ho gai hai unki khvaish,
bhig lo yaar is mausam me…
Mubarak ho aap ko 2015  ki ye paheli barish.

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Touch Urs Head

Touch ur heart ,

U will feel the Rhythm of ur Heartbeat

Touch ur head, U will feel the Rhythm of empty POT..

TIN.. TIN .. TIN

How To Judge Your Relations

If U want To judge Ur relations, make a few mistakes.
As, it is D only point where
relationships shows their originality..
Good Morning.

Zamaane Mein Wafa

Main dhoondne ko zamaane mein, Jab wafa nikla

Pata chala ke galat leke, Main pata nikla

Hai Tamana K Mujhay Koi Tamana Na Rahay

Urdu Poetry - Aarzoo Shayari

Rooh Azad Ho, Majboor-e-Taqaza Na Rahay,

Hai Tamana K Mujhay Koi Tamana Na Rahay…!

Us Ne Hansi Hansi Me Mohabbat Ki Baat Ki

Us Ne Hansi Hansi Me Mohabbat Ki Baat Ki

Hum Ne Qateel Us Ko Mukarne Nahi Dia...

Love in Same Direction

Love does not require two

people look at each other,

but

that they look together in the same direction

Hamein Ehbaab Ki Lambi Qataroon Se Nahi Matlab

2 Lines Poetry

Hamein Ehbaab Ki Lambi Qataroon Se Nahi Matlab..
Koi Dil Se Hamara Ho To Ik Shakhs Hi Kafi Hai….!

Meri Aankhon mein tum

Ab to shayed hi mujh say muhabbat kry koi
Meri aankhon main tum saf nazar aaty ho

Kalidas Jayanti Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu

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Har ek saans pe aapka khayal rehta hai.
Har ek nagmo mein aapka sawal rehta hai,
bus ek baar guzar kar dekho hmari yaado se,
aap k bina hmara kya haal rehta hai….

main ek gunaah har bar q krta
hoon
har sajde main use hi yad q krta
hoon
ae khuda agar wo bni hi nhi mere
liye
to main use itna pyar q krta
hoon

HmNe Jb Kbi Khushi Mhsus ki apko hnste hue ki”jha-jha aapne kdam rkha Hr kdam Pe Apki Kmi Mhsus ki”Dur Rh Kr Apki Chahat Km Na Hui ye Bat HmNe Dil se mhsus ki.

Happy Kalidas Jayanti Mubarak to all of you from shayari Online Team

Ye Haqiqat Hai Ki Hotaa Hai Asar

Ye Haqiqat Hai Ki Hotaa Hai Asar Baaton Mein
Tum Bhii Khul Jaaoge Do-Chaar Mulaaqaaton Mein

Tum Se Sadiyon Kii Vafaaon Kaa Koii Naataa Na Thaa
Tum Se Milne Kii Lakiiren Thii Mere Haathon Mein

Tere Vaadon Ne Hamen Ghar Se Nikalne Na Diyaa
Log Mausam Kaa Mazaa Le Gaye Barasaaton Mein

Ab Na Suuraj Na Sitaare Na Shamaa Na Chaand
Apne Zakhmon Kaa Ujaalaa Hai Ganii Raaton Mein

Happy April Fool Day

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

Happy April Fool Day…

funny pappu dadi

Pappu-Dadi, kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai,Bahan.
Dadi-Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu-Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi-Nhi Beta Jb 2mhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu-Fir Ap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5 ho jaynge
Dadi-Chup kr Kuuttte
Chl So Jaa…

Aap Ki Yaad

“Maana k hm izhaar nhi krtey”

“Matlab ye nhi k Aap ka khyaal nhi krtey”

“Udaasi main “BEET” jaata hy wo din”

“Jis din hm Aapko “YAAD” nhi krtey..”

Tere Jahan Mein Mohabaat Na Ho

Aisa Nahi Ke Tere Jahan Mein Mohabaat Na Ho
Par Mera Dil Is Jazbaat Ke Shaayad Kabil Hi Na Ho,

Mere Is Dil Mein Tanhaayion Ke Siwa Kuch Bhi Nahi
Kuch Addhoore Sapne Hai Aur Kuch Bikhri Umeedien Hai,

Is Toote Aashiyane Mein Kyon Deep Pyar Ka Jalane Aaye Ho
Jahan Sirf Dil Ke Siva Kuch Jala Hi Na Ho

Mere Is Virane Ghar Mein Tumhare Kabil Kuch Bhi Nahi
Is Andhere Se Kya Tum Apni Raat Sajane Aaye Ho

Jao Ki Tumhare Liye Aur Bhi Hai Manzilein
Mere Saath Chaloge To Apni Manzil Se Bahut Door Ho Jaoge

Parh Parh Kitaaban Ilm Diyan Tu Naam

Parh Parh Kitaaban Ilm Diyan Tu Naam Rakh Leya Qazi

Hath Vich Phar K Talwaar Tu Naam Rakh Leya Ghaazi

Makkay Madeeny Ghum Aya Te Naam Rakh Leya Haaji

O Bhulleya Haasil Ki Kitta? Je Tu RAB Na Kitta Raazi...

Galib Shayari yaar manane mein

Kiya rakha hai is duniya mein.

(GALIB) kuch guzri yr bnany mein to kuch guzri yaar manane mein…..

Wo Markazi Kirdar Hai Kahani Ka - 2 Line Urdu Poetry

Urdu 2 line Poetry

Wo Markazi Kirdar Hai Kahani Ka, Lekin
Kehta Hai Kahani Mein, Mera Naam Na Aaye...!

Markazi = Central; Kirdar = Role; Kahani = Story

Sookha Huwa Darkhat

Hum to Aaj Bhi Aap Ko Usi Tarah CHAHATEIN Hain,,

***ANMOL***

Jaise Sookha Huwa Darkhat Barish Ka Talabgar Hota He..

_.-“” ANMOL RAHI.1 “”-._

Wo mujh se hue hamkalam ALLAH ALLAH – Sufi Ghulam Mustafa Tabassum

Wo mujh se hue hamkalam ALLAH ALLAH
kahan main kahan ye makam ALLAH ALLAH
wo ru-e-darakhshan wo zulfon ke saye
wo hangama-e-subah-o-sham ALLAH ALLAH
wo sahama hua aansuon ka talatum
wo aab-e-rava besharam ALLAH ALLAH
wo zabt-e-sukhan mein labon ke khamoshi
nazar ka wo lutf-e-karam ALLAH ALLAH
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Sufi Ghulam Mustafa Tabassum

Ya Ali Ya Ali Ya Ali Ya Ali

Mere Lab Par To Rehta Hai Subho Masaa
Ya Ali Ya Ali Ya Ali Ya Ali
Banda Parvar Yahi Hai Wazeefa Mera
Ya Ali…

Kaam Aaya Hai Sabke Ajal Se Yahi
Aur Abad Tak Yahi Sabke Kaam Aayega
Hai Yahi Ibteda Aur Yahi Inteha
Ya Ali…

Aap Maanein Na Maanein Haqeeqat Hai Ye
Khud Asal Peshwaai Ko Aajaega
Dekhiye Kehke Is Baar Baadad Doa
Ya Ali…

Meri Baali Pe Jab Aaya Maula Mera
Na Zaki Mushkilein Kitni Aasaan Huin
Sar Ko Rakhkar Qadam Par Jo Maine Kaha
Ya Ali…

Wo Ohad Ho Ke Siffeen Ya Badr Ho
Abwo Khandaq Ho Khaibar Ho Ya Nahrwaan
Hai Ye Har Ek Maidaan Se Aati Sada
Ya Ali…

Hai Zamaana Mukhaalif To Hota Hai Kya
Mujhko Mutlaq Zamaane Ki Parwah Nahin
Saans Jab Tak Hai Baaqi Kahey Jaoonga
Ya Ali…

Baab-E-Janaat Pe Jis Waqt Dekha Mujhe
Raasta De Diya Hatke Rizwan Ne
Aapki Madha Ka Ye Mila Hai Sila
Ya Ali…

Meri Haalat Pe Bhi Rehm Farmaaiye
Mujhko Bhi Apne Rauze Pe Bulwaaiye
Mere Mushkil Kusha Mere Haajat Rawa
Ya Ali…

Vird Karne Laga Main Jo Naad-E-Ali
Bhool Baithe Farishte Jo Tha Poochhna
Wo Bhi Kehne Lage Main Bhi Kehne Laga
Ya Ali…

Jab Ye Poochha Gaya Iska Matlab Hai Kya
Kul Kafa Hal Ataa Innama La Fatah
Muskura Kar Ye Jawaaban Ye Maine Kaha
Ya Ali…

Aap Kya Hain Haqeeqat Hai Kya Aapki
Khud Masheeyat Ka Bhi Hai Ishaara Yahi
Mustafa Ko Bhi Mushkil Mein Bhi Kehna Parha
Ya Ali…

Aake Meri Lahad Mein Farishte Saeed
Kya Khabar Mujhse Kya Kar Rahey Thhey Sawal
Aadatan Main Jawaaban Ye Kehta Raha
Ya Ali…

faraz funny sms

Uss Larki ki capacity per main heraan hoon

“faraz”

jo kehti hai DAWLANCE liya to baat bani.

Guzar Gaya Wo Waqt Jab Hum Us K

Guzar Gaya Wo Waqt Jab Hum Us K Talabgar The

Ab Zindagi Bhi Ban Jaye To Qubool Nahi Karunga Usy...

Height of Diplomacy

Height of Diplomacy…

Forgetting wife’s birthday
& later telling her :

“How can I remember your birthday Honey..
when you never look a year older…” 😉

Wo Sirf Mera Hon

Kash!!
Koi to ho aisa jo sirf mera ho
Sirf mera ho…..
Mera dil uska basera ho
Chahe to chahat meri…..
Mange to mohabat meri….
Wo chand ki chandni ho to chand sirf mera ho……
Wo din ki roshni ho to suraj sirf mera ho……
Wo phoolon ki khushbo ho to ehsas sirf mera ho……
Wo raat ka ujalaa ho to chiragh sirf mera ho……
Wo ishq or mohabat ho to dil sirf mera ho……
Wo pani ka cheenta ho to daryaa sirf mera ho…..
Wo kismat ki lakeer ho to haath sirf mera ho…..

WorldCup 2011 Sms

1947: 4+7=11 Azadi.

1965: 6+5=11 Pakistan Won 1st War Against India.

1992: 9+2=11 Pakistan Won Cricket World Cup.

2009: 2+9=11 Pakistan Won T20 World Cup.

2011 INSHA ALLAH This 11 Will Also Become Lucky For Pakistan And We Will Win Cricket World Cup 2011 INSHA ALLAH.

Pray For Pakistan.

Waqt Nahi

Har Khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison Ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi……

khwab mein aata hoon

Bivi: Kya main kabhi tumharay khwab mein aatee hun … ?

Shohar: Kabhi nehin ! Main Ayatul Kursi parrh ke sota hun … !

Din To Guzar Hi Jata Hai Logon Ki Bheed Me

Din To Guzar Hi Jata Hai Logon Ki Bheed Me
Kartey Hain Basar Raat Main Aur Meri Tanhai

Saanson Ka Kya Bharosa Kab Chod Jain Saath
Laikin Rahainge Saath, Main Aur Meri Tanhai

Aaye Na Tumhe Yaad Kabhi Bhul Kar Bhi hum
Kartey Hain Tumhe Yaad Main Aur Meri Tanhai

Aa Ke Paas Kyon Door Ho Gaye ???? Hum Se
Kartey Hain Teri Talash Main Aur Meri Tanhai

Tum Ko Rakhain Gay Saath Zeenat Bana Ke Ghar Ki
Reh Jain Phir Na Tanha Main Aur Meri Tanhai

If I Were A Tear

If i were a tear in ur eye
i would roll down onto ur lips.
But if u were a tear in my eye
i wood never cry
as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

Har Shajar Pe To Phal Nahi Hote

Har Shajar Pe To Phal Nahi Hote

Sab Masail K Hal Nahi Hote...

Smile And Tears

“Smile and tears are
the powerful couple of the world.
Usually they are not seen together
but when they are together it is the best moment of the life.”

Negative thoughts are like birds

Negative thoughts are like birds
We can’t stop them from flying near us
But we can certainly stop them from making a nest in our mind…
Good morning.

Ajeeb Log

kaisay ajeeb log hain teray Shehar mein FARAZ..
Shoq-e-mulaqat to rakhtay hain, magar baat nai kertey

From: Ali (03316167955)

Mera dil bhi shauq se todo ek tajurba aur sahi – Murad Lucknawi

mera dil bhi shauq se todo ek tajurba aur sahi
lakh khilone tod chuke ho ek khilona aur sahi
raat hai gham ke aj bujha do jalta hua har ek chirag
dil mein andhera ho hi chuka hai ghar mein andhera aur sahi
dam hai nikalata hai ik aashiq ka bheed hai aa kar dekh to lo
lakh tamashe dekhe honge ek nazara aur sahi
khanjar le kar sochate kya ho qatl “murad” bhi kar dalo
daag hain sau daman pe tumhare ek izafa aur sahi

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Murad Lucknawi

Happy Day Sms

Happy world nicest prson day

Ap ye msg us insan ko karain jo ap ki nazar men sb sy ziada nice ho Main ne ap ko kar dya…..

Galti sy Sorry…:-)

Thakan to agale safar ke liye bahana tha – Iftikhar Arif

Thakan to agale safar ke liye bahana tha
use to yun bhi kisi aur simt jana tha
wohi chirag bujha jis ke lau qayamat thi
usi pe zarb padi jo shajar purana tha

mata-e-jan ka badal ek pal ke sarshari
suluk khwab ka aankhon se tazirana tha

wohi firaq ke baten wohi hikayat-e-vasl
nai kitab ka ek ek varaq purana tha

qaba-e-zard nigar-e-khizan pe sajati thi
tabhi to chal ka andaz khusrovana tha

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Iftikhar Arif

Tark e ulfat

Tark-e-ulfat bhi mosibat hai ab iss ka kiya ilaaj,

wo judaa ho kar bhi to dil se judaa hota nahi.!!

Husband and Wife were fighting

Husband and Wife were fighting,

Husband: Begum ye masla humein Larai se nhi Aqal se hal krna chahiye..! . . . . .

Biwi: Haan..! Ta k Tum Jeet jao na;->!!!

Bachpan Ke Dukh

Bachpan Ke Dukh Bi Kitne Ache The

Bachpan Ke Dukh Bi Kitne Ache The,
Tab To Sirf Khilone Tuta Karte The,

Wo Khushiyan Bi Na Jane Kaise Khushiyan Thi,
Titli Ko Pakad Ke Uchhla Karte The,

Paoon Maar Ke Khud Barish Ke Pani Mae,
Apna Aap Bhigoya Karte The,

Ab To Ek Aansu Bi Rusva Kar Jata Hai,
Bachpan Mein To Dil Khol Ke Roya Karte The

Dard-e-Dil Shayari In Hindi

Saza Pe Chhod Diya, Jahaa Pe Chhod Diya..
Her Ek Kam Ko hum Ne Khuda Pe Chhod Diya !!

Wo Hum Ko Yaad Rakhe Ya Phir Bhula De..
Usi Ka Kaam Tha, Us Ki Raza Pe Chhod Diya !!

Ab Us Ki Marzi Bhujha De, Ya Jala De..
Chirag Hum Ne Jala Ke Hawa Pe Chhod Diya !!

Aab Us Se Baat Kiye Bagair Kaise Rehenge Hum..
Ye Masla Dua Ka Tha So Dua Pe Chhod Diya !!

Is Liye To Wo Kehte Hain Dewana Hum Ko..
Ki Hum Ne Sara Zamana Wafa Pe Chhod Diya !!

Dharkan Ruk Gai

Dharkan ruk gai meri ye sun kar. Faraz,

Jab lite gai tou kam wali ney kaha
“what da hell is this” !!!!

Bad thing Behind my Back

My Attitude: If you want to say bad things about me behind my back,

come front of me… Ill tell you more..;-)B-)

I am your girlfriend

I am your girlfriend:

Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

chahat ka aisa maza

Hmary baad na aye ga tmy chahat ka maza

Tm logo se kehti phiro gy k mjy chaho us ki tarha

Mohabbat Karne Wale Kam Na Honge

Mohabbat Karne Wale Kam Na Honge

Teri Mehfil Me Lekin Hum Na Honge

Zamaane Bhar K Gham Ya Ek Tera Gham

Ye Gham Hoga To Kitne Gham Na Honge

Dilon Ki Uljhane Barhti Rahen Gi

Agar Kuch Mashware Ba-Hum Na Honge

Agar Tu Itefaaqan Mil Bhi Jaye

Teri Furqat K Sadmay Kam Na Honge

'Hafeez' Un Se Main Jitna Badgumaan Hun

Wo Mujh Se Is Qadar Barham Na Honge...

Are you Engaged

Pakistan Main Jis Larki se PucHo r u single.
AnswerR aaTa hei Not i am Engagd :@
.
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Aur hAr Dusra Larka Single

Pata ni Ye Larkiyan ja kidr rahi hain 😉

Garmi ka roz-e-jang ke kyon kar karun bayan – Babar Ali Anees

Garmi ka roz-e-jang ke kyon kar karun bayan
dar hai ke masl-e-shama na jalne lage zaban
wo lu ke alhazar! wo hararat ke alaman
ran ke zamin to surkh thi aur zard aasman
aab-e-khunak ko khalaq tarasati thi khak par
goya hawa se aag barasati thi khak par
wo lu wo aaftab ke shiddat wo tab-o-tab
kala tha rang dhup se din ka misal-e-shab
khud nahar-e-alqama ke bhi sukhe hue the lab
khaime jo the hababon ke tapate the sab ke sab
udati thi khak khushk tha chashma hayat ka
khaula hua tha dhup se pani farat ka
jhilon se charapaye na uthate the ta ba sham
maskin mein machalion ke samandar ka tha maqam
aahu jo kahile the to chite siyahfam
paththar pighal ke reh gaye the masl-e-mom kham
surkhi udi thi phoolon se sabzi gayah se
pani kuen mein utara tha saye ke chah se
koson kisi shajar mein na gul the na barg-o-bar
ek ek nakhal jal raha thasurat-e-chinar
hansata tha koi gul na lahakata tha sabazarar
kanta hui thisukh ke har shakh-e-bar dar
garmi ye thi ke zist se dil sab ke sard the
patte bhi masle-e-chehara-e-madquq zard the
aab-e-ravan se muh na uthate the janavar
jangal mein chipate phirate the tair idhar udhar
mardam the sat pardon ke andar araq se tar
khaskhana-e-mizhgan se nikalati na thi nazar
gar chashm se nikal kar thahar jaye reh mein
par jayen lakh aablepa-e-nigah mein
sher uthate the na dhup ke mare kachar se
aahu na muh nikalate the sabzazar se
aaina mahar ka tha muqaddar gubar se
gardun ko tap chadi thi zamin ke bukhar se
garmi se muztarib tha zamana zamin par
bhun jata tha jo girata tha dana zamin par
girdab par tha shola-e-javala ka guman
angare the habab to pani sharar fishan
muh se nikal padi thi har ek maujki zaban
tah par the sab nihang magar thi labon pe jan
pani tha aag garmi-e-roz-hisab thi
mahi jo sikh-e-mauj tak aayi kabab thi
aaina-e-falak ko na thi tab-o-tab ke tab
chipane ko barq chahati thi daman-e-sahab
sab ke siva tha garm mizajon ko iztirab
kafur-e-subah dhundhata phirta tha aaftab
bhadaki thi aag gumbad-e-charkh-e-asir mein
badal chipe the sab kurrah-e-zamharir mein

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Babar Ali Anees

aj to be sabab udas hai jee – Nasir Kazmi

aj to be sabab udas hai jee
ishq hota to koi bat bhi thi

jalata phirata hun kyun dopehron mein
jane kya cheez kho gai meri

waheen phirata hun main bhi khak basar
is bhare shahar mein hai ek gali

chupata phirata hai ishq duniya se
phailati ja rahi hai rusvai

hamnashin kya kahun ke vo kya hai
chod ye bat nind udane lagi

aj to vo bhi kuch khamosh sa tha
main ne bhi us se koi bat na ke

ek dam us ke hath chum liye
ye mujhe baithe baithe kya sujhi

tu jo itana udas hai ‘nasir’
tujhe kya ho gaya bata to sahi

First flying kiss

Flying kiss is the first

wireless technology human has ever invented 😀