Mujhe Apny Zabt Pey Naz Tha

Mujhe Apny Zabt Pey Naz Tha, Sar-e-Bazam Raat Ye Kia Hoa
Mery Ankh Kaise Chalakh Pari, Mujhe Ranj Hai Ye Bura Hoa

Meri Zindagi Ke Charagh Ka, Ye Mizaj Koi Naya Nahi
Kabhi Roshni Kabhi Tareqi, Na Jala Hoa Na Bujha Hoa

Mujhe Aap Kuen Na Samjh Sake, Ye Apny Dil Sey Hi Pochiye
Mery Dastan-E-Heyat Ka, Hai Warq Warq Khula Hoa

Abhi Abhi Mere Pass Se, Jo Nazar Bacha Key Ghoor Gaye
Ye Mery Shaher Ke Log Hain, Mere Ghar Sey Ghar Mila Hoa

Mujhe Jo Bhi Dushman-E-Jan Mila,Wohi Pukhta Kaar-E-Jafa Mila
Na Kisi Ke Chot Ghalat Pari, Na Kisi Ka War Khata Hoa

Mujhe Ham Safar Bhi Mila Koi, Tu Meri Tarha Hi Luta Hoa
Kabhi Manziloon Se Hata Hoa, Kabhi Qafiloon Sey Luta Hoa

Mujhe Ik Gali Mein Para Hoa, Kisi Bad Naseeb Ka Khath Mila
Kaheen Khoon-E-Dil Sey Likha Hoa, Kaheen Ansoon Sey Mita Hoa

Hamein To Ye Bhi Haq Nahi, Ke Shareq Bazam Khooloos Hon
Na Chehre Pe Apne Naqab Hai, Na Kuch Asteen Mein Chupa Hoa

Waqt-e-Rukhsat Ko Naii

Rooh Ko Jism Kay Pinjray Sai Rehaii Day Day
Charah-Ger, Aisi Mujhay Ab Kay Dawaii Day Day

Zulmatain Sari Mita Don Ga, Main Muzlom Sahi
Meray Maa’bood Zara Apny Khudaii Day Day

Teray Honay Peh Bhi, Ab Loog Jir’eh Kertay Hain
Apni Mukhlooq Ko Tu Ab Tu Dikhaii Day Day

Ash’k Aankhoon Mai Nahi, Herf-E-Dua Bhi Na-Paid
Waqt-E-Rukhsat Ko Naii, Rus’m-E-Judaii Day Day

Muflisoon Peh Ju Lutaoon Tu Kabhi Khat’m Na Ho
Paalnay Walay Mujhay Aisy Kamaii Day Day

Ilzaam e Muhabat

Ab bhi Ilzaam-e-Muhabat hai hamaray sar pe
Ab to Banti bhi nhi yaar, Hamari , Uski…

wipe ur tears

Wenever u want to know how rich u are…

Dont count ur money…
just drop a tear & look around at the number of hands that reach out to wipe ur tears!!!

Hum ki magalub-e-guman the pahale – Kishwar Naheed

hum ki magalub-e-guman the pahale
phir waheen hain ki jahan the pahale
khvahishen jhurriyan ban kar ubharin
zakhm sine mein nihan the pahale
ab to har baat pe ro dete hain
vaqif-e-sud-o-ziyan the pahale
dil se jaise koi kanta nikala
ashk aankhon se ravan the pahale
ab faqat anjumanarai hain
aitabar-e-dil-o-jan the pahale
dosh pe sar hai ki hai barf jami
hum to sholon ke zuban the pahale
ab to har taza sitam hai taslim
hadase dil pe garan the pahale
meri hamzad hai tanhai meri
aise rishte bhi kahan the pahale

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Kishwar Naheed

Positive Thinking

POSITIVE THINKING is not about EXPECTING the Best to Happen…

It is about ACCEPTING that whatever will happen, Is The Best…..!!

HAVE A NICE DAY

Wo anjuman mein raat badi shan se gaye-Saeed Rahi

wo anjuman mein raat badi shan se gaye
iman cheez kya thi kai jan se gaye
main to chupa hua tha hazaron naqab mein
lekin akele dekh ke pehchan se gaye
wo shama ban ke khud hi akele jala kiya
paravane kal ke raat pareshan se gaye
aaya tera salam na aaya hai khat koi
hum aakhiri safar ke bhi saman se gaye
“rahi” jinhen khuda bhi na samajha saka kabhi
baithe bithaye dekh lo ab man se gaye

Poet of the Poems/Ghazal or Nazam:Saeed Rahi

If I Dismiss The Cook

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
and Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Wont Have To Pay You,
You will Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

Good actions gives

Good actions give
strength to ourselves and
inspire good actions in
others

Bazaar e Ishq mein

…..! Neendh bhe nilam ho jati hai bzaar-e-ishq mei…..

Mohsin…,,,

……! Itna asaan nhi hota kisi ko bhool k so jana….

Mohabbat Shayari – Mohabbat Moajzza Karde

Mere Sehn-E-Hunar Main
Roshni Karte Khaylon Ki Tilawat Se
Mere Sher-O-Sukhan Main
Hurf-O-Manay Ki Hikayat Se
Ussey Bhi Aashna Karde
Mohabbat Moajzza Karde

Faseel-E-Dil Pe Likhi Dard Ki Pinhan Ibarat Se
Mohabbat Ko Badan Ki Akhri Sanson Ki Had Tak
Nibha Deni Ki Aadat Se
Ussey Bhi Aashna Karde;
Mohabbat Moajzza Karde

Sir-E-Muzgan Chmakte Aanson Ki Jugmagahat Se
Pus Girya Meri Jalti Aankhon Ki Hiddat Se
Sawal-E-Wisal Se Mehroom Honton Per
Duay-E-Shab Ki Hurmat Se
Ussey Bhi Aashna Karde
Mohabbat Moajzza Karde

Aazab-E-Tushnagi Sehti Hui Sanson Ki Wehshat Se
Mere Jazbon Ki Shiddat Se, Mere Hurf-E-Mohabbat Se
Meri Tanha Musafat Se; Ussey Bhi Aashna Karde
Mohabbat Moajzza Karde

Birthday Gift

GiRL: WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT?

Boy: ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR DEKH rahi ho?

GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW.
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Boy: SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-POLiSH tere Liye Laya hoon… !!

Ajeeb Shakhs tha

Ajeeb shakhs tha kaisa mizaj rakhta tha.
saath reh kar bhi ikhtilaf rakhta tha.
mohabbat to usy thi kisi aur se shayad.
hum se to yunhi hansi mazaq rakhta tha

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Wife IS Mistress

Every wife is a
”misstress” of her husband.

”MISS” for one year
&
”STRESS” for rest of the life!

Ye pinevale bahut hi ajeeb hote hain – Rakesh

Ye pinevale bahut hi ajeeb hote hain
jahan se dur ye khud ke karib hote hain
kisi ko pyar mile aur kisi ko ruswai
mohabbaton ke safar bhi ajeeb hote hain
mila kisi ko hai kya sochiye amiri se
dilon ke shah to aksar garib hote hain
yahan ke logon ke hai khasiyat ye sab se badi
habib lagate hain lekin raqib hote hain

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Rakesh

Tumhari Niyyat Ki Pemaish

Tumhari niyyat ki pemaish us waqt hoti hai
Jb tum kisi aisy shakhs k sath bhlai kro
Jo tum ko kuch bhi nahi de sakta.
Hazrat ALI R.A.

Mujh Ko Maloom Tha Rasty Se Palat Jaenge

Mujh Ko Maloom Tha Rasty Se Palat Jaenge

Mene Bekar Hi Yak-Ja Kiye Bhatky Hue Log...

kismat shayari

Hamari Kismat To Aasman Per Chamkty Huwe Sitaron Ki Tarah Hai..!
Log Apni Tamana K Liye Humare Tootne Ka Intezar Karte Hain..!

?Kismat? Per Aitbar Kisko Hai
Mil Jaye ?Khushi? Inkaar Kisko Hai
Kuch ?Majburiyan? Hain Mere Jaan
Warna, ?Judai? Se Pyaar Kisko Hai

Yaad nahi wo rutha tha ya mai rutha tha,
Sath hamara jara si baat pe choota tha.

Mehfooj samge the hum dil jise soapkar,
Hai ri kismat usi ke hath se toota tha.

Sikh kar hamse wafa karna rakibo se,
Hame bala ki uski sadgi ne loota tha.

Nam thi aakhe muskrate hue lab the magar,
Jane dono mai kaun saccha kaun jhoota tha.

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Mouse Doing Sex with Elephant

A Mouse Doing Sex with an Elephant

Under a Coconut tree, Sudddenly Coconut falls on elephant’s head.

Elephant shouted with PAIN.

Mouse: ok 0k i will do SLOWLY 😀

Dard Hai Dil Me

Dard Hai Dil Me Par Iska Ehsas Nahi Hota,
Rota Hy Dil Jab Wo Pas Nahi Hota,
Barbad Ho Gaye Hum Un k Pyar Mein,
Or Wo Kehte Hain Is Tarah Pyar Nahi Hota.

Jab Tum Aine Ke Paas

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

Person Who Surrenders

A person who surrenders
When he’s WRONG,
is HONEST

A person who SURRENDERS
When not SURE,
is WISE

A person who surrenders
Even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND…!

Bat phoolon ke suna karate the – Sagar Siddiqui

Bat phoolon ke suna karate the
hum kabhi sher kaha karate the

mashalen leke tumhare gam ke
hum andheron mein chala karate the

ab kahan aisi tabiyat vale
chot kha kar jo dua karate the

tark-e-ehasas-e-muhabbat mushkil
han magar ahal-e-vafa karate the

bikhari bikhari zulfon vale
qafile rok liya karate the

aj gulshan mein shaguf-e-sagar
shikave bad-e-saba se karate the

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Sagar Siddiqui

Tum Bin Raha nahi jata

Baat itni si thi k tum piyaray lagtay thay,

Baat itni barh Gai hai k ab tum Bin Raha nahi jata

Your Heavy Drinking Is Making You Paranoid

Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid.
When did you have your last drink?
Santa: What do you mean, last?

Raqs karne ka mila hukm jo dariyaon mein -Qateel Shifai

raqs karne ka mila hukm jo dariyaon mein
hum ne khush hoke bhanvar bandh liye paon mein

un ko bhi hai kisi bhige hue manzar ke talash
bund tak bo na sake jo kabhi saharaon mein
ae mere ham-safaron tum
bhi thake-hare ho
dhup ke tum to milavat na karo chaon mein
jo bhi aata hai batata hai naya koi ilaj
baat na jaye tera bimar masihaon mein
hausla kis mein hai yusuf ke kharidari ka
ab to mahangai ke charche hai zulaikhaon mein

moderator’s note:
references to yusuf and zulaikha can be
found in various ghazals and nazms yusuf (joseph), son of
yaqub (jacob) was a very handsome man he was sold in
market of egypt where he was bought by zulaikha zulaikha
married him after her husband died
jis barahaman ne kaha hai ke ye saal acha hai
us ko dafnao mere hath ke rekhaon mein

moderator’s note:
the first misra (line) is obviously a reference to ghalib’s
“ik barhamin ne kaha hai ki ye saal acha hai”
wo khuda hai kisi tute hue dil mein hoga
masjidon mein use dhundho na kalisaon mein

hum ko aapas mein muhabbat nahi karne dete
ik yahi aib hai is shahar ke danaon mein

mujh se karte hain “qateel” is liye kuch log hasad
kyon mere sher hain maqabul hasinaon mein

Poet of The Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Qateel Shifai

TAKABUR ko torna Chahtay ho

“Agr Tum Apny “TAKABUR” ko torna Chahtay ho To Ksi Ghareeb 0r

Muflis ko Salam kro,0r Puri tawajoh k Sath, us se Musaafah Karo.”

Apna Hi Samajhte Hain Dil-e-Jaana Tumhe

Apna Hi Samajhte Hain Dil-e-Jaana Tumhe Hum

Dushman To Kabhi Dil Me Basaye Nahi Jate...

Student Marks

Never ask a lady about her age!
Never ask a man about his salary!
And now-a-days ….

Never ask a student about his percentage ….
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Because it hurts badly ;(!;(!!!

aa ke patthar to mere sahan mai do-char gire – Shakeb Jalali

aa ke patthar to mere sahan mai do-char gire
jitane us ped ke phal the pas-e-divar gire

aisi dahashat thi fazaon mai khule pani ke
aankh jhapaki bhi nahi hath se patavar gire

mujhe girana hai to main apane hi qadamon mai girun
jis tarah saya-e-divar pe divar gire

tiragi chod gaye din mai ujale ke khutut
ye sitare mere ghar tut ke bekar gire

dekh kar apane dar-o-bam laraz uthata hun
mere hamsaye mai jab bhi koi divar gire

vaqt ke dor khuda jane kahan se tute
kis ghadi sar pe ye lataki hui talvar gire

hum se takara gai khud badh ke andhere ke chattan
hum sambhalkar jo bahut chalate the nachar gire

hath aaya nahi kuch rat ke daldal ke siva
hai kis mod pe khvabon ke parastar gire

kya kahun dida-e-tar ye to mera chehara hai
sang kat jate hain barish ke jahan dhar gire

dekhate kyon ho ‘shakeb’ itani bulandi ke taraf
na uthaya karo sar ko ki ye dastar gire
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Shakeb Jalali

If You Ever Face Difficulties

If You Ever Face Difficulties In Your Life
Dont Ask Why Me?
Trust In Yourself And Above All
In The Divine Power
That Has Given You Strength
To Face The World.
Good Luck For All The Journeys Of Your Life!

muhabbaaat k siwa

wo kitna meherban tha k hazaaaron gham dey gia

hum kitney khud gharz nikley kuch na dey sakey muhabbaaat k siwa

dard deti hai

Dun?a main kon c cheez sub se ziyada dard deti hai.?
1=khwab
2=love
3=judai
4=ghareebi
5=bebasi
6=dhoka
7=jhoot
8=zakham
9=mout
10=bewafai

reply must.
Chalange 4 u

Shayari SMS – Meri Shaadi

Intezaar Ki Aaj Bhaut Lambi Ghadi Hai
Dulhan Ban K Aaj Maut Saji Khadi Hai
Sajado Aarti Mere Liye Aaj Dosto
Dulhan Se Milne Ki Mujhme Chah Aaj Badi Hai

Sajaya Khoon Se Laal Joda Tera Hai
Khoobsurat Aaj Wo Khoob Lag Rahi Hai
Na Tarsa Aab Aapne Is Deewane Ko
Maut Se Milne Ki Mujhme Chah Aaj Badi Hai

Saj Chuki Hai Barat Bus Baratiyon Ki Kami Hai
Aajao Mere Dosto Meri Maiyat Aakeli Padi Hai
Utha K Lie Chalo Aaj Mujhe Maut K Ghar Tum
Dulhan Se Milne Ki Mujhme Chah Aaj Badi Hai

Waqt-E-Ruksat Aalwida Ki Aab Ye Ghadi Door Nahi Hai
Intezaar Mein Maut K Aankh Meri Khuli Ki Khuli Hai
Dekhlo Aakhri Baar Mujhe Kafan Ka Sehra Utha K Dosto
Aaj Maut Mere Intezaar Mein Dulhan Bani Khadi Hai

Ache Hain Is Qadar K Bhulaye Nahi

Ache Hain Is Qadar K Bhulaye Nahi Jate,

Kuch Log Dharkano Me Dharkte Hain Umer Bhar...

Love Someone Truly

Love Someone …
Not Because They Give
You What You Need … !!!

But

Because They Give You Feelings
You Never Thought You Needed!

Kal Raat Barasti Rehi Sawan Ki Ghata Bi,,,,,,,,,,,

Kal Raat Barasti Rehi Sawan Ki Ghata Bi,,,,,,,,,,,

Aur Ham Bi Teri Yad Main Dil Khol Ke Roye>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Wafa ke taqazay

Tere wafa kay Taqazay Badaal gyeee

Warna, mujhe tou ajj b tumse Azeez koi nhi

Aansoo Chhupa liye

iss khayal se aansoo Chhupa liye Hum ne,

Udaas reh ker kissi kO udaas kya karna

Punjabi woman talking

A Punjabi woman talking to an English doctor..
”My kaka is ill ek week da,
Na eat da na sleep da,
Bas weep da tey cheekhda,
Nalay his nakk v leak da

Shab e Barat Kareeb Hai

Shab e Barat Kareeb Hai
Intihayi Nazuk Raat Hay
Allah Ki Bargaah Mein Logoon Ky Amaal Pesh Hoty Hein
Aj Tk Meri Tarf Sy Jaane Aanjne
Mein Aapka Koi Haaq Talaaf Hogiya Ho
Ya Koi Baat Buri Lgi Ho Tu Mein Aap Sy
Muafi Mngta Hoon
Khudara Mujhe Is Baari Raat Sy Pehly Pehly Mauf Kardein
Jazak’Allah..!!!

Its me Coming Soon

They Had a bicycle repair shop & a Dream

to make sumthng that flies. People laughd at them…

WRIGHT BroS (makers of aeroplane).

He went 2 the Best University in the world,

but got dropped out of that University & never graduated.

STEVE JOBS (owner of APPLE ).

Teachers told him he wz too stupid 2 learn anythng

EDISON (inventor of light bulb).

He gets up daily late in da morning with an aim 2 study,

but never did it! Its Me (Coming soon)… 😀

Aj Kal Ke Bache

Aajkal k bacche.
.
Maa : Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho ?
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Beta : Padh Raha Hu..
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Maa: Wah Excellent…!!!

Kya Padh Rahe Ho..
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Beta : Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages.

In Hands of ALLAH

I feel ashamed of being sad when

my case is in the hands of ALLAH

Tum Mujhay Yaad To Nahi Aatay

Tum Mujhay Yaad To Nahi Aatay

Tum Mujhay Yaad To Nahi Aatay
Haan Mujhay Yaad To Nahi Aatay

Haan Magar Jab Bhi Saans Letaa Hoon
Khushboo Ki Tarha Saansoonmain
Roz Tum Bikhartee Ho
Rooh Main Har Dam Utartee Ho

Tum Mujhay Yaad To Nahi Aatee
Jab Kari Dopahar Main Sooraj Ka
Aks Meray Badan Pay Parta Hay
Saaya Ban Ker Saath Saath Chaltee Ho
Tum Mujhay Yaad To Nahi Aatay
Raat Ki Zulf Jab Bikharti Hay

Sapna Ban Ker
Meri Sooni Aankhoon Ki
Rooshni Bhi Bantay Ho
Har Ghari Meray Saath Rahtay Ho
To Tumhain Kaisay Yaad Kar Loon Main

Bhool Jaoon To Yaad Kar Loon Gaa
Tum Mujhay Yaad To Nahi Aatay
Haan Mujhay Yaad To Nahi Aatay

Lambay Safar Ki Oat Mein

Lambay Safar Ki Oat Mein Pal Bar Nahin Ruka
Mein Waqt K Fareeb Mein Aa Kar Nahin Ruka

Phir Aa Gaya Aik Naya Sal Dosto
Is Bar Bi Kisi Say December Nahin Ruka

Lay Kar Kisi Nain Haath Mein Kashkol-E-Waqt
Aisa Safar Kia K Kahin Per Nahin Ruka

Manzar Kay Aks Mein Koi Chera Chatakh Gaya
Sheshay Kay Pas Aa Kay Jo Pathar Nahin Ruka

Chalta Raha Adoo Ki Safin Rondta Howa
Lakhon Ka Khoun-E-Jigar Kar K B Lashkar Nahin Ruka

Bas Yeh Howa K Akhri Lamha Bi Aa Gaya
Dil Ka Tawaf Koocha-E-Dilbar Nahin Ruka

Neendon Ko Taraste Hain Khawab

Neendon Ko Taraste Hain Khawabon K Tamannai

Ek Khawab Ki Aankhon Ne Kya Khoob Saza Pai...

Raat ke tareekiyan

Jaise Raat Ki Tareekiyon Mein Chand Jagmagata Hai…

Kuch Aisa Hi Alam Hota Hai Jab Tum Yaad Aatey Ho

Carried with care

CARRIED WITH CARE.

COATED WITH EMOTIONS.

DIPPED IN LOVE.

FLY IN GLORY.

MOMENTS OF FREEDOM IN SHADE OF JOY.

P R O U D T O B E A PAKISTANI

WISH YOU

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

Din kat rahe hain kash-ma-kash-e-rozagar mein – Majeed Amjad

Din kat rahe hain kash-ma-kash-e-rozagar mein
dam ghut raha hai saya-e-abr-e-bahar mein
aati hai apne jism ke jalne ke bu mujhe
lutate hain nakahaton ke sabu jab bahar mein
guzra idhar se jab koi jhonka to chaunk kar
dil ne kaha ye aa gaye hum kis dayar mein
main ik pal se ranj-e-furavan mein kho gaya
murjha gaye zamane mere intazar mein
hai kunj-e-afiyat tujhe pa kar pata chala
kya hum-hume the gard-e-sar-e-rahaguzar mein

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Majeed Amjad

Muhabat Ho Rahi Thi

Unhain mujh say mohabt ho rahi thi..
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Na khulti aankh to bas ho gayi thi…!

Take Challenges

“To know your abilities, you have to take challenges ..

If you succeed, you discover your skill .

If you fail, you know your limitations…!

Saas Vs Larki

Saas ki Demand:
Larki
Khubsurat ho
Khubsirat ho
Ameer ho
Parhi likhi ho
Km umar ho
Ghar k kam kaj m mahir ho,
LARKI ki Demand

(SiMple..)

Saas na ho..

Mein Aur Us Ko Bhuloon..? - Mohabbat

Mein Aur Us Ko Bhuloon..?
Kesi Batein Karte Ho…
Soorat To Phir Soorat Hai,
Wo Naam Bhi Piyara Lagta Hai….. ♥

Love Lives In My Soul

Because Of You

My World Is Now Whole,

Because Of You

Love Lives In My Soul.

Because Of You

I Have Laughter In My Eyes,

Because Of You

I Am No Longer Afraid Of Good-Byes.

You Are My Pillar

My Stone Of Strength,

With Me Through All Seasons

And Great Times Of Length.

My Love For You Is Pure

Boundless Through Space And Time,

It Grows Stronger Everyday

With The Knowledge That You’ll Always Be Mine.

At The Altar

I Will Joyously Say ‘I Do’,

For I Have It All Now

And It’s All Because Of You.

Tasveer Tumhari

Mery Dil k aainy may TasVeer hy tUmhari

aab tUm too ban gy hOo zindaGi hUmari

yEa dUa hy mEre RAB sy

tUmhy sAdGi may sb sy mere sadGi pasand aaye

Wafa Shayari – Zamanay Ke Sung

Mutalba Humara Un Sy Kuch Bhi Zyda Nahi
Murta To Hai Hum Py Woh Aur Khabi Jutata Nahi

Hum Ny Kub Chaha Jee Jan Sy Woh Chahy Humein Bhi
Per Woh To Itna Zalim Hai Dykh K Bhi Muskrata Nahi

Kerta To Hai Roshniyaon Ki Barish Ka Wada Akser
Filhaal To Andhyry Mein Hath Bhi Barhata Nahi

Aye Dil To Hi Yaqeen Dilla Us K Ahed E Wafa Ka
Jo Hai Sung Zamany K Aur Hum Sy Nazr Bhi Millata Nahi

Means Have Ego Problem

If someone corrects you

and you fee OFFENDED,

It means you have EGO PROBLEM

Listen to everyone

Listen to everyone &

Learn from everyone becoz

Nobody knows everything but

Everyone knows something

Good Morning and have a nice day

Bohat Khamosh Logon Se

Bohat Khamosh Logon Se

Bohat Uljha Nahi Karte...

Eid Ka Din Hai Aaj - Eid Shayari

Roman Urdu Poetry - Eid Shayari

Eid Ka Din Hai Aaj To Galy Mil Le ‘Nasir’ 

Rasm Bhi Hai, Moqa Bhi Hai, Dastoor Bhi Hai…

Rasm = Tradition; Moqa = Oppertunity; Dastoor = Constitution

Urdu Shayari - Eid Poetry

عید کا دیں ہے آج تو گلے مل لے ناصر
رسم بھی ہے، موقع بھی ہے، دستور بھی ہے

Urdu Best Dua Sms

DUA Zindgi zameen k seeny men reh gayi

Jannat kaneez ban k MADEENEY men reh gayi

phoolon ka husn Hazrat YUSUF ko mil gaya or

KHUSHBU merey NABI k paseeny men reh gayi

A merey “ALLAH” Aaj k din Apni Rehmaton k Darwazey se Dheron Khushian Kushada Rizq Umr-e-Deraz Achi Sehat Kamil Eman Bandagi wali zindgi Apni Raza! Apny MAHBOOB Tajdar E Madina ki Mohbt ye sub usko atta Farma jo is Waqt YE DUA Parh or ameen khay (Ameen)

Baat ye nahi k us k baghair jee nahi sakty….

Yun to har pal hum yaad unhe karte hai,Par iska matlab yeh to nahi,ki mohabbat hum unhe karte hai.Aakhir mohabbat k alawa dosti bhi koi cheez hai,Keh do unse ki dost vo mere azeez hai.Yaad to hum unhe itna karte hai,ki aashiq apni aashiqi bhul jaye,aur apni mohabbat ko dost banana chahe.Par iska matlab yeh to nahi ki,ki vo bina soche samjhe hi,Jo dil mein aaye,Usse lafzo mein byan kiye jaye.Fir b hum unhe yaad jarur karte,kya iska matlab yeh nai kiHum apne rishte ki ahemeiat hai samajhte.Yun to unki khamoshi bhi hume raas na aati,kyunki vo, shayd uss-se jyada byan kar jati.Tab to unki aawaj sun-ne ko dil tak taras jata,Aakhir yeh mein kaise sehn kar pata.Kaash essa hi hua hota,kam se kam naam ka rishta to reh jata.jiske bahane se beetein lamho ko yaad to kar pata.Lekin USNE(khuda) ne kuch aur hi soch rakha tha,Usko haqueekat jo samne laani thi,Dhere dhere khamoshi mein lafz bahar aane lage,Aur humare beech doorie badane lage.Lafzo ki hum parwah na karte,Agar vo kisi aur ki zubaan pe hote,Lekin hum unn lafzo ko kaise na sunte,Jo kabhi humare hasne ki vajah thae hote.Ab to vo lafz,na hasate thae na rulate thae,bass ek gehri soch mein chodd jate thae.Ki aakhir kyu har pal yaad karte thae hum unhe?Shayad sach mein mohabbat karte thae hum unhe…

Wo Tera Ek Wada K Hum Kabhi Juda Nahi Honge

Wo Tera Ek Wada K Hum Kabhi Juda Nahi Honge

Wo Qissa Hum Apne Dil Ko Suna Kr Aksar Muskuratay Hain...

Teri Doli Uthi, Meri Mayyat Uthi

Teri Doli Uthi,
Meri Mayyat Uthi,
Phool Tujh Par Bhi Barse,
Phool Mujh Par Bhi Barse,

FARQ SIRF ITNA SA THA,

Tu Saj Gayi,
Mujhe Sajaya Gaya ,
Tu Bhi Ghar Ko Chali,
Main Bi Ghar Ko Chala,

FARQ SIRF ITNA SA THA,

Tu Uth Ke Gayi,
Mujhe Uthaya Gaya ,
Mehfil Wahan Bhi Thi,
Log Yahan Bhi The,

FARQ SIRF ITNA SA THA,

Unka Hasna Wahan,
Inka Rona Yahan,
Qazi Udhar Bhi Tha, Molvi Idhar Bhi Tha,

Do Bol Tere Pade, Do Bol Mere Pade,
Tera Nikah Pada, Mera Janaaza Pada,

FARQ SIRF ITNA SA THA,

Tujhe Apnaya Gaya ,
Mujhe Dafnaya Gaya

Naughty Saying in Toilet

Naughty Saying in Toilet

Treat me well, keep me clean.
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And I will not tell anybody what I have seen :lol

Me Lautne K Iraday Se Ja Raha Hun Magar

Me Lautne K Iraday Se Ja Raha Hun Magar

Safar Safar Hai Mera Intizaar Matt Karna...

Ibteda Kartay Hain

Ibteda kartay hain:

AankheN rahain gi shaam o sehar muntazir teri
Aankhon ko soNp deNgay tera intizaar hum

Light off honay par

Light off honay par

London: Oh no..!

Washington : What is this.?

Karachi: phir chali gai..

Fasialabad : oo gai aa..

Lahore : Fair pen nuss gai j wapda di..     😀

Love Came Down at Christmas

दिल की बगिया में
💚💙💛💜💓

शब्दों की वीथियाँ यूँ तो
हरफों में बिखरी रहती हैँ,
गमे जुदाई आपकी यूँ तो
अब अश्क सी बहती है।

आपकी मधुर बातें अब भी
हमारे जेहन में बसती हैँ..,
आपकी मोहक छवि अब
भी ईन आँखों में रहती है।

प्रेम से पगी यादें यूँ अब भी
ख़ाबों की बस्ती में रहती है,
दिल की बगिया में अब भी
चाहत खुशबू सी महकती हैं।

कामना है हमारी यूँ ही सजे रहें
आप दिल में धड़कन की तरह,
गूंजती रहे आपकी सरगोशियाँ
कोयल की मीठी कूक की तरह।

#Veenu”

I Shine On The Outside

I Shine On The Outside

Pretty For All To See

But Still I Remain Closed Off

To Everyone But Me

When I Open Up

Don’t Expect It To Be Easy

And When I Open Up

Don’t Expect Me To Be Nice

You’ve Invaded My Little World

Where I’ve Got All The Rights

I’m Like That Pretty Safety Pin

Holding Your Zipper Up

I’m Like That Pretty Safety Pin

Dangling Arund Your Neck

I’m Like That Pretty Safety Pin

That You Use To Make All Your Skin

khubsurti shayari

Khubsurati ko kal dekha thha, Aaj Jeena Muskil Ho Gaya,
Wo Har Ada, Har Nazar , kambakhat pagal dil Ho Gaya,

Wo Muskurahat Unki , Raat Bhar jagati hai,
Wo hansee Unki, hamen sapno me satati hai,
Unki Gaheri Ankhen hamen ek hi baat batati hai,

Bas Ban jaye wo sathhi meri, mano sab Hansil Ho Gaya
Khubsurati ko kal dekha thha, Aaj Jeena Muskil Ho Gaya,
Wo Har Ada, Har Nazar , kambakhat pagal dil Ho Gaya,

Wo Bal Jatakana Pyar se, Main Hua Deawana,
Wo Chalana laherake, Hua Khud se Anjana,
Ankho ke samne hai unka chupke se Sarmana,

Bas ban jaye wo kasti , mano main Sahil Ho Gaya
Khubsurati ko kal dekha thha, Aaj Jeena Muskil Ho Gaya,
Wo Har Ada, Har Nazar , kambakhat pagal dil Ho Gaya,

Jaanay Kahan Gaya

Chehra Koi Bhi Aankh Mein Thehra Na Phir Kabhi.

Dil Ne Kisi Bhi Shakhs Ko Chaha Na Phir Kabhi…

Rootha Zara Si Baat Pe Uth Kar Chala Gaya.

Aisa Gaya K Laut k Aaya Na Phir Kabhi…

Kuch Youn Mila Tapaak Se Bus Ishq Ho Gaya.

Wo Ajnabi Tha?Kon Tha? Socha Na Phir Kabhi…

Us Ne Ba’tor Tohfa Diya Tha Libas-E-Hijr.

Pehna Jo Aik Baar Utaara Na Phir Kabhi…

Mohsin! Guzar Chuka Tha Had-E-Aitdaal se.

Jaanay Kahan Gaya Usay Dekha Na Phir Kabhi…

Aaina Daikh Kr Bata

Main Janta To Hun Magar,
Phir Bhi Chahta Hun….

Tu Aaina Daikh Kr Bata
Meri Passand Kaisi Hai

un aankhon ka aalam gulabi gulabi -Behzad Lucknawi

un aankhon ka aalam gulabi gulabi
mere dil ka aalam sharabi sharabi
nigahon ne dekhi muhabbat ne mani
teri bemisali teri lajavabi
ye dud-dida nazaren ye raftar-e-nazuk
inhin ke badaulat hui hai kharabi
khuda ke liye apni nazron ko roko
tamanna bani ja rahi hai javabi
hai “behzad” unaki nigah-e-karam par
meri na-muradi meri kamayabi

Poet of  the Poems / Ghazal or Nazam :Behzad Lucknawi

Electric genrator

Sardar intrview deny gaya Boss: Electric genrator kesy chalta ha? Sardar: Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

Boss: ( Ghussay say) Stop it! Sardar: Turr.tur..Tur.Tusss!.

Meri Aankhon Ko Dekh Kar Ek Saahib

Meri Aankhon Ko Dekh Kar Ek Saahib-e-ilam Bole

Teri Sanjeedagi Batati Hai Tujhe Muskurany Ka Bohat Shoq Tha...

Bicher Bhi Jaon, Mein Tum Se To Udaas Mat Hona

Bicher Bhi Jaon, Mein Tum Se To
Udaas Mat Hona
Mein Tumhari Soch Ke Jazbon Mein
Bas Jaon Ga
Tum Jab Bhi Kisi Ko Socho Gi
To Sirf Mein Hi Tumhein Yaad Aaon Ga...

Sardar ne pent dhye

Sardar ne “pent”
dho k parosan ki Shalwar k
pas sukhne k liye dal di aur awaz di
behen je jB tm Shalwar Utarogi tu muje Awaz dena ma bi
“pent” Utar Longa..:p =D

uski rehmat k nishaan

Ay Khuda jb
b tra asmaan dekhta hon,

Us me basa Ek jahaan dekhta hon,
Najany kitny hi jahaanon ki sair karta hon,

Khol kr jab tera Quran dekhta hon,

Terey Ahsaan kitney hain Bandon pe terey,

Jab bhi surah Rehmaan dekhta hon,

Tu to kehta hai rag-e-jaan se bhi hon mai qareeb,

Phir Pareshan Kyun Aaj ka insan dekhta hon,

Uski Rehmat se kabhi mayoos na hona aye Dost,

Tujh pe mai uski rehmat k nishaan dekhta hon.

Shadi Karo Bagair Mobile Wali Se

Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro INSTA wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se…
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shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se

No One Can Take Place Of Your Father

No one Take Place Of Your Father.
He Is Only To Protect You And Work For You In Day And Night.
No One Can Better For You But Your Father.

Khoobsurat Ek Misaali Ghar Banana Hai Mujhe

Khoobsurat Ek Misaali Ghar Banana Hai Mujhe
Ek Ajooba Ahal-e-Duniya Ko Dikhana Hai Mujhe

Housla Himmat Ke Buniyadoun Me Pathar Baandh Kar
Azm Wo Istaqlaal ka Paya Jamana Hai Mujhe

Mahr Ka Paani, Wafaa Ki Reet, Ganj Isaar Ki
Pyaar Ki Eintou Se Deewarein Uthana Hai Mujhe

Khidkiyaa Iqlaas Ki, Darwaze Husn-e-Qalq Ke
Inn Pe Parde Muskurahat Ke Lagana Hai Mujhe

Dard Mandi Aur Silaa Rehmi Ki Roshan Daniyaa
Farsh Salim Qaaksari Ka Bichana Hai Mujhe

Ilm Ki Hongi Kaamanein Aur Aquwat Ke Sutoon
Saare Ghar Me Ilm Ki Shamein Jalana Hai Mujhe

Chatt Ki Kadiyaa Fahem Ki Houngi Salaqein Raham Ki
Jhoomaroun Se Shukar Ki Chatt Ko Sajana Hai mujhe

Raahdaari Chain Ki, Kamre Sukoon-e-Qalb Ke
Ek Waseh Dalaan Chahat Ka Banana Hai Mujhe

Seedhiyaa Zindadili Ki, Khushdili Ka Tabdaan
Har Qadam Par Naksh Fitrat Ke Bithana Hai Mujhe

Balcony Inksari Ki, Jharoke Sabar Ke
Inn Me Kangoore Sharafat Ke Lagana Hai Mujhe

Rang O Rougan Burdbaari Ke Dar O Deewar Par
Toghre Allah Aur Muhammed Ke Sajana hai Mujhe

Chaar Deewari Haya Ki, Aur Gate Qair Ka
Peid Ekjahiti Ke Aangan Me Lagana Hai Mujhe

Kiyariyan Itayat Ki Hongi, Belein Istaghfaar Ki
Husn Zann Ke Maiz Honge, Kursiyaa Tahzeeb Ki

Iss Tarah Deewan Qane Ko Sajana hai Mujhe
Khoobsurat Ek Misaali Ghar Banana Hai Mujhe

Love with girl

TEACHER: Last year u were in love with that girl &

this year u r in love with other.

What do u think of urself ??
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Student: SEMESTER change SYLLABUS change… :p :O 😀

Shayari by javed akhtar

Jab jab dard ka baadal chaya
Jab ghum ka saya lehraya
Jab aansoo palkon tak aya
Jab yeh tanha dil ghabraya
Humne dil ko yeh samjhaya
Dil aakhir tu kyun rota hai
Duniya mein yunhi hota hai
Yeh jo gehre sannaate hain
Waqt ne sabko hi baante hain
Thoda ghum hai sabka qissa
Thodi dhoop hai sabka hissa
Aankh teri bekaar hi namm hai
Har pal ek naya mausam hai
Kyun tu aise pal khota hai
Dil aakhir tu kyun rota hai

Dilon mein tum apni betaabiyan leke chal rahe ho, toh zinda ho tum
Nazar mein khwaabon ki bijliyan leke chal rahe ho, toh zinda ho tum

Hawa ke jhokon ke jaise aazad rehna seekho
Tum ek dariya ke jaise lehron mein behna seekho
Har ek lamhe se tum milo khole apni baahein
Har ek pal ek naya samaa dekhiye

Jo apni aankhon mein hayraniyan leke chal rahe ho, toh zinda ho tum
Dilon mein tum apni betaabiyan leke chal rahe ho, toh zinda ho tum

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Wo Apni Nafratein Se

wo apni saari nafratein mujh pay lutata raha…
mera dil jis ko sada mohabbtain sikhata raha…
us ki adat ka zara yeh pehlo toh dekho…
mujh say kiay waday woh kisi aur say nibhata raha…
kuch khaber nahi woh shaks kaya chata tha…
K taluq toor kar bhi mujh ko aazmata raha …

Love story of 2 birds

Love story of 2 birds: 1 din tota bola,

Mjhe chor kr kbhi tm urh to nhi jaogi?

Mena: Urh jaun to paker lena

tota: Mai tmhy paker nhi skta

Mena: ki aankho mai aansu agaye, us ny apny pankh tor dye Or

boli: ab hm hmesha sath rahngy 1 din b0ht zor sy tofan aya,

Mena: boli tm urh jao, mai to urh nhi sakti.

Tota: apna khyal rkhna kh kr urh gaya Jb tofan thama or wo waps aya t

u usny dekha k mena mar chuki thi Or ek daali per likha tha

Kash wo 1 bar to kehta k Mai tmhy nhi chor skta to shayd mai tofan any sy pehly nhi marti.

Plz care for those who love you…

Khat Likha Yaar Ne Raqeebon Ko

Khat Likha Yaar Ne Raqeebon Ko

Zindagi Ne Jawab Bhi Dia to Mujhe...

Parindy Ko Qaid Karny Ka

Aysy Parindy Ko Qaid Karny Ka Mujhy ShoQ Nahi..

Jo Mery Dil k Penjry Main Aa Kar Bhi Urnay Ka ShoQ Rakhta ho.

Koi Paas Aaya Savere Savere

Koi Paas Aaya Savere Savere
Mujhe Aazamaayaa Savere Savere

Merii Daastaaan Ko Zaraa Saa Badal Kar
Mujhe Hii Sunaayaa Savere Savere

Jo Kahataa Thaa Kal Shab Sanbhalanaa Sanbhalanaa
Vohii Larkharaayaa Savere Savere

Katii Raat Saarii Merii Mayakade Main
Khudaa Yaad Aayaa Savere Savere

Different Reaction at same time

Different Reaction:

Naukrani: jaldi karo malkin aa jayegi

Padosan: Dheere karo aawaz bahar na jaye

Gf: Thoda aur karo na

Biwi: Pankha kitna gandha ho gaya hai? X_X =))

Yahi bahut hai ke dil us ko dhund laya hai – Amjad Islam Amjad

Yahi bahut hai ke dil us ko dhund laya hai
kisi ke sath sahi wo nazar to aaya hai
karun shikayaten takata rahun ke pyar karun
gaye bahar ke surat wo laut aaya hai
wo samane tha magar ye yaqin na aata tha
wo aap hai ke meri khvahishon ka saya hai
azab hup ke kaise hain barishen kya hain
fasil-e-jism giri jab to hosh aaya hai
main kya karunga agar wo na mil saka ‘amjad’
abhi abhi mere dil mein khayal aaya hai

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Amjad Islam Amjad

Bohat Khush Hua Us K Haath Par Apna Naam Dekh

Bohat Khush Hua Us K Haath Par Apna Naam Dekh Kar

Masoom Lehje Me Kaha Phir K Tere Hum-naam Or Bhi Hain...

Barish Ki Aawaz

Aaj Bohat Din Baad Suni Hai Barish Ki Aawaz
Aaj Bohat Din Baad Kissi Manzar Nay Rasta Roka Hai
Rim Jhim Ka Malboos Pahan Kar Yaad Kissi Ki Aaye Hai
Aaj Bohat Din Baaad Achanak Aankh Younhi Bhar Aaye Hai
Aankh Or Manzar Ki Vusa’t Main Chaaron Janib Barish Hai
Or Barish Main Duur Kahin Ik Ghar Hai Jis Main
Aik Aik Eent Par Teray Meray Khwab Likhay Hain
Or Is Ghar Ko Janay Wali Kuch Guliyan Hain
Jis Main Hum Dono’n Kay Saaye Tanha Tanha Bheeg Rahay Hain
Darwazay Par Qufl Para Hai Or Dareechay Soonay Hain
Deewaro’n Pay Jammi Hoye Kaa’i Main Chup Kar
Mousam Hum Ko Dekh Rahay Hain

Kitnay Badal Hum Dono’n Ki Aankh Say Ojhal
Baras Baras Kar Guzar Chukay Hain
Aik Kami Si Aik Nami Si
Charo’n Janib Phail Rahi Hai
Kai Zamanay Aik Hi Pal Main
Baham Mil Kar Bheeg Rahay Hain
Andar Yadain Sookh Rahi Hain
Bahar Manzar Bheeg Rahay Hain

EID is a wonderful DAY

EID is a wonderful
“DAY”
“2Pray”
“2Love” “2Care” “2Smile” “2Relax”
änd “2Thänk Alläh”
4äll He gives to us,EID MUBARAK

**Noman**

Kaaghaz phool ke tarah

Woh Kaaghaz Bhi Phoolo Ki Tarah,Ab Tak Mehakta Hai
Jis Par Tum Ne Likha Tha, Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai

Kuch asay log hongay

===HADISS===

Kuch asay log hongay jin ko JANNAT me janay ka hukum diya jaegay lakin wo JANNAT ka raasta bhol jaengay.
Ye wo log hain jin k samne,
Ap RASOOL (S.A.W.W) ka Naam liya jay aur wo DAROOD SHARIF na bhejen..
Jab tak ye SmS frwrd hota rahega ap ko or mujhe is ka AJAR milta rahega..

Beetay Huwe Dinon Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata

Beetay Huwe Dinon Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata
Jo Roo Rahay Hon Unko Rulaya Nahi Jata
Hasnay Walon Ko Rulana Aasan Hai
Lekin Ronay Walon Ko Kabhi Hasaya Nahi Jata
Apno Or Geroon Ko Bhulana Asaan Hai Lekin
Dil Todnay Walay Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata
Umeed Ban Ke Log Zindagi Mai Atey Hain
Khawab Ben Ke Ankhon Mai Sama Jate Hain

Month of Love n Romance

Itz the Month of
Love, Romance, Snow & Songs
Candles, Cakes and
Celebrations
Its Raining…!!!
Enjoy this Cool Month Of Luve…!!

Pee Lene Do

mujhe tukrro me nahi jeena ha

katra katra to nahi peena ha

ho aj pemaane hata do yaro

sara meh khana pila do yaro

mah kado me to pia karta hu

chalti raho me bhi pee lene do

Value Of Relation

Value of relation
is not that how much you feel happy with some one
But it is that
How much you feel ALONE without someone..

Tahreer Ki Zubaan Se Na Yun Baat Kijiye

Tahreer Ki Zubaan Se Na Yun Baat Kijiye
Jo Ho Sake To Mulaqaat Kijiye

Gairon K Saamne Hans K Guftagu
Majboor Mere Dil K Na Jazbaat Kijiye

Baksha Hai Mujhko Aap Ne Jeene Ka Hausala
Fir Nazr Koi Dard Ki Sugaat Kijiye

Pabandiyaan Lagi Hon Zubaan Par Agar.
Mehfil Me Aankho Me Hi Baat Kijiye.

Share By : Bindu Mahajan

Wo Sunta To Main Kehta Mujhe Kuch Aur

Wo Sunta To Main Kehta, Mujhe Kuch Aur Kehna Tha

Wo Pal Bhar Ko Jo Ruk Jata, Mujhe Kuch Aur Kehna Tha

Kamai Zindagi Bhar Ki, Usi K Naam To Kar Di

Mujhe Kuch Aur Karna Tha Mujhe Kuch Aur Kehna Tha

Kahan Us Ne Suni Meri Suni Bhi Un Suni Kar Di

Usay Maloom Tha Itna,Mujhe Kuch Aur Kehna Tha

Meray Dil Main Jo Dar Aya Koi Mujh Main Bhi Dar Aya

Waheen Ik Rabta Toota Mujhe Kuch Aur Kehna Tha

Rawan Tha Piyar NUS NUS Main, Bohat Qurbat Thi Apis Main

Usay Kuch Aur Sunna Tha Mujhe Kuch Aur Kehna Tha

Ghalat Fehmi Ne Baton Ko Barha Dala Younhi Warna

Kaha Kuch Tha Wo Kuch Samjha,Mujhe Kuch Aur Kehna Tha

Zara Yaad Karo K Wo Kon Tha

Kabhi Yaad Aaye To Poochna
Zara Apni Kahlwat-e-Sham Se

Kise Ishq Tha Teri Zaat Se?
Kise Pyar Tha Tere Naam Se

Zara Yaad Karo K Wo Kon Tha
Jo Kabhi Tujhe Bhi Azeez Tha

Wo Jo Ge Utha Tere Naam Se
Wo Jo Mar Mita Tere Naam Pay

K Yehi Wafaoon Ka Hai Isla
Magar Aisa Juram Tha Kon Sa?

Gai Hum Dua-o-Salam Se
Na Kabhi Visal Ki Chah Ki

Na Kabhi Firaaq Mai Aah Ki
K Mera Tareeqa-e-Banda gi
Hai Juda Tareeqa-e-Aam Se…

Aankhon Main Jal Raha Hai Kio Bujhta Nahi Dhuhaan

Aankhon Main Jal Raha Hai Kio Bujhta Nahi Dhuhaan
Uthta To Hai Ghata Sa Barasta Nahi Dhuhaan

Aankhon K Ponchne Se Laga Aanch Ka Pata
Yun Chehra Peher Lene Se Chuhpta Nahi Duhaan

Aankhon Se Aanso’on K Marasim Poorane Hain
Mehmaan Yeh Ghar Main Aayen To Chubhta Nahin Duhaan

Pehli Muhabbat Ka Pehla Safar

Do Nigahain Mileen
Mil k Phir Jhuk Gaeen
Jhuk K Phir Uth Gaeen
Waqat Tham Sa Gaya
Hosh Bhi Kho Gaey
Faslay!
Aik Lamhay Mein Teh Ho Gaey
Phir Achanak Nigahain
Juda Ho Gaeen
Ye Besaarat Unhain
Dhondti Reh Gaee
Aur Us Waqat Say Haal Bechain Hai
Ye Tha Pehli Muhabbat Ka Pehla Safar
Kiss Qadar TAiz Ru….!
Kiss Qadar Mukhtasir..!!

“2 Ajnabi dost”
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From: JinnU Rider

Shaadi Ke Pehle .. Shaadi Ke Baad .. !!

Shaadi ke pehle – Agar Tum Na Hote 🙁
Shaadi ke baad – Agar Tum Na Hote 🙂

Shaadi ke pehle – Maine Pyar Kiya 🙂
Shaadi ke baad – Ye Maine Kya Kiya? 🙁

Shaadi ke pehle – Kuch Kuch Hota Hai 🙂
Shaadi ke baad – Kuch Nahi Hota Hai 🙁

Shaadi ke pehle – Dil To Pagal Hai 🙂
Shaadi ke baad – Dil To Pagal Tha 🙁

Shaadi ke pehle – Ek Duje Ke Liye 🙂
Shaadi ke baad – Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye 🙁

Shaadi ke pehle – Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge 🙂
Shaadi ke baad – Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge 🙁

Shaadi ke pehle – Chandramukhi 🙂
Shaadi ke baad – Jwaalamukhi 🙁

Shaadi ke pehle – Kuwara Baap 🙂
Shaadi ke baad – Bechara Baap 🙁

Shaadi ke pehle – Titanic 🙂
Shaadi ke baad – Mortgage 🙁

Shaadi ke pehle – Hum Aapke Hai Koun? 🙂
Shaadi ke baad – Barbadi Ka Kaaran 🙁

Shaadi ke pehle – Yes Boss 🙂
Shaadi ke baad – Yes Boss 🙁

Shaadi ke pehle – Mere Sapno Ki Rani 🙂
Shaadi ke baad – Chutki Ki Amma 🙁

Shaadi ke pehle – Kabhi Kabhi 🙂
Shaadi ke baad – If you are lucky 🙁

Shaadi ke pehle – Aao Pyar Karen 🙂
Shaadi ke baad – Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? 🙁

Shaadi ke pehle – Hum Apke Hain 🙂
Shaadi he baad – Hum Apke Hai Koun? 🙁

It Started With A Simple Touch

It Started With A Simple Touch

It Didn’t Seem At All Too Much

But Then I Found Your Hands In Mine

And Before I Knew It There Was No Time

I Felt Your Hand Stroke My Cheek

I Felt My Legs Going Weak

You Ran Your Hands Through My Hair

And You Gave Me That Loving Stare

As You Held Me In Your Grasp

I Hoped This Moment Would Never Pass

On My Neck I Felt Your Breath

Giving Me Shivers Colder Than Death

I Could Feel Your Warm Embrace,

As You Ran Your Hand Down My Face

You Touched My Lips And Felt My Hips

Your Hand Slithered Down My Neck

Leaving My Heart A Helpless Wreak

My Breathing Echoed In My Ears

I Had Neither Limits Nor Any Fears

As Your Soft Lips Touched My Own

My Mind And Heart Were Simply Blown

For Hours After I Felt Like This

Even Your Tender Gentle Kiss

It Will Take A While For My Heart To Heal

This Is The Way You Make Me Feel

Sorry is not enough

Sorry is not enough sometimes,
you actually have to change

4 Pathan Eik Sath

4 pathano ne mil kr petrol pump khola
1 b custmer nhe aya
Q?
Petrol pump 2nd floor pr tha
Phir 4ron ne usi floor pe resturent khola
1 b custmr nhe aya
Q?
Petrol pump ka board nhe htaya
!
Phir 4ron ne 1 taxi li
1 b swari nhe mili
Q?
2pathan aage or 2 pechy beth kr swari dhund rahy thy
Taxi kharab ho gai
4ron ny khub dhaka lgaya
!
Mgr taxi wahi ki wahi khari rahi
Q?
2pechy sy or 2 aagy sy dahka lga rahy thy
Geo pathan

Kal Halki Halki Barish Thi

Kal Halki Halki Barish Thi

Kal Sard Hawa Ka Raqs Bhi Tha

Kal Phool Bhi Nikhray Nikhray The

Kal Un Pe Aap Ka Aks Bhi Tha

Kal Badal Kalay Gehray The

Kal Chaand Pe Lakhon Pehray The

Kuch Tukray Aap Ki Yaad K

Bari Dair Se Dil Main Thehray The

Kal Yaaden Uljhi Uljhi Thi

Aur Kal Tak Ye Na Suljhi Thi

Kal Yaad Bohat Tum Aye The

Kal Yaad Bohat Tum Aye The...

Pathan Proposed a GIRL

Pthan: proposed a girl,

Girl:Lekin may tum se umar may 1 saal bari hun.

Pathan:Baji fikar kyun karti ho”Ham tum se agle saal shaadi karega.”!!

Sar e Raa Girebaan

Main bhi na dikhaon ga sar-e-raah girebaan,
Tum bhi mere waadon ko sar-e-aam na karna,

Is shart pe hai tark-e-taluq ki ijazat,
Badnaam zamane mein mera naam na karna,

Hum log palat aaney ki haatir nahin jate,
Wa sham ke baad apne dar-o-baam na karna,

Yadon ka nasha hosh urra deta hai Jaan,
Saaqi se kaho samne ab jaaam na karna…..

Ek To Khawab Liye Phirte Ho Gali Gali

Ek To Khawab Liye Phirte Ho Gali Gali

Us Pe Takraar Bhi Karte Ho Khareedar K Sath...

EXPERT DAY

EXPERT DAy:
Jawab zaror dana
Me kis kaam main expert hoon???
1: Kisi ka dil jeetne me
2: Kisi ko dost banane me
3: Kisi ko khush karne me
4: Kisi ko pagal banane me
5: Kisi ka dil torne me
6: Kisi ko apna banane me
7: Kisi ko tarpane me
8: Style marne me
9: Piyar se bat karne me
10:Ksi ko apni taraf attract krnay mein
Apne sab doston ko send karo aur dekho kya ans ata hy agr 3 ans sam ai smjna ap mae wo khobe hae…plz rply….

Wo Humsafar Tha

Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi,
K Soup, Chai Usne Kabi Pilai Na Thi…
Sardiyan Thin, Flu Tha, Cough Thi Magar,
Pagal Ke Pass Sab Kch Tha, Ek Dawai Na Thi…

Bohat Nazdeek Ho Kar Bhi Wo Itna Door Hai

Bohat Nazdeek Ho Kar Bhi Wo Itna Door Hai Mujh Se

Ishaara Ho Nahi Sakta Pukaara Jaa Nahi Sakta...

Mere jaise ban jaoge jab ishq tumhen ho jayega – Saeed Rahi

mere jaise ban jaoge jab ishq tumhen ho jayega
deewaron se sar takaraoge jab ishq tumhen ho jayega
har baat gavara kar loge mannat bhi utara kar loge
tabizen bhi bandhavaoge jab ishq tumnhen ho jayega
tanhai ke jhule khulenge har baat purani bhulenge
aaine se tum ghabaraoge jab ishq tumhen ho jayega
jab suraj bhi kho jayega aur chand kaheen so jayega
tum bhi ghar der se aaoge jab ishq tumhen ho jayega
bechaini bad jayegi aur yaad kisi ke aayegi
tummeri gazalen gaoge jab ishq tumhen ho jayega

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Saeed Rahi

Eid Mubarak to Special Friends

Hum app ki yaad main udas hain,
Bas app say milnay ki ass hay,

Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon,
Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain
Eid Mubarak To My Cute, Sweet and Special Friend.

Dekh Sooraj Tu Har Jaega

Dekh Sooraj Tu Har Jaega

Maa Dupatta Bhigo K Lai Hai...

Jab Rishte Walay Ap Ko

Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayen to apny mun per Meezan oil lagain.

Q K

Her cheez
Meezan me achi lagti hai. . .

Move backward

No one ever won a chess match by making only forward moves,

just like in life, sometimes you have to move backward to take a better step forward.

Two Most Important Things

Two things will define your success in Life:

1. The way you manage when you have nothing.
2. The way you behave when you have everything.

Sunao Eid Bahar Chaman ko Yaad karo - Eid Shayari

Roman Urdu Eid Poetry

Sunao Eid Bahar Chaman ko Yaad karo,
Piyam-e-Ishq Ke ik Sukhan Ko Yaad Karo…

Hajoom-e-Shoq Se Fursat Mile To Ehl-e-Watan,
Watan Se Door Kisi be_Watan ko Yaad Karo…

Bahar= Spring; Chaman= Garden; Piyam-e-Ishq = Love Letter;
Hajoom= Crowed; Fursat = leisure; be_Watan = Stateless

Urdu Eid Shayari

سناؤ عید بہار چمن کو یاد کرو
پیام عشق کے اک سخن کو یاد کرو

ہجوم شوق سے فرصت ملے تو اہل وطن
وطن سے دور کسی بے وطن کو یاد کرو

Nazar Uski Phal Bhare Shopper Par Thi

Nazar Uski Phal Bhare Shopper Par Thi

Hajoom Tha Samosa Kachori K Gird

Iftar Ka Samaa Tha Aur Wo

Band Mujhi Liye Sehma Khara Tha

Subha Bachon Ne Kaha Tha

Baba Aftari Le Kar Ana

Band Muthi Ko Jaib Me Undela

Aur Lambi Qitaar Me Lag Gaya

Roz Ka Bahana Tha

Aj Bhi Kam Par Der Ho Gai Thi Usy

Baba Aftari Le Kar Ana....

Kabhi Socha Hai Tu Ne K Ek Maghrur Si Larki

Kabhi Socha Hai Tu Ne K Ek Maghrur Si Larki

Na-jane Kiun Tere Har Hukam Ki Takmeel Karti Hai...

Do Not Lose Hope

Do not lose hope

you never know what tomorrow will bring

Eid ho Jaye

Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye

Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye

Wada Karo Jo Nibha Sako

Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako,
Chaho na usko jise tum pa na sako,
Dost to duniya me bahot hote hai,
Par ek khas rakho jiske bina tum muskura na sako.

Kamaran yun tha mera bakht-e-javan kal raat ko – Jagannath Azad

Kamaran yun tha mera bakht-e-javan kal raat ko
jhuk raha tha mere dar pe aasaman kal raat ko

husn jab tha ishq ke ghar mahaman kal raat ko
uth chuka tha har hijab-e-daramiyan kal raat ko

kash ban jati hayat-e-javidan kal raat ko
kis qadar mahbub thi umr-e-ravan kal raat ko

dil agar tanha mera tir-o-kaman ke zad pe tha
dil ke zad par bhi rahe tir-o-kaman kal raat ko

ban rahi thi halqa meri zist ke girdab ka
kuch sunahari kuch rupahali churiyan kal raat ko

ruk gain thi yun zamin-o-asaman ke gardishen
nim-shab par sham hi ka tha guman kal raat ko

kya khabar kyon husn ke farmaishon ke bavajud
ishq ne chedi na apni dastan kal raat ko

subah phir lane ko hai lambi judai ka payam
ye bhi ik aavaz aayi nagahan kal raat ko

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Jagannath Azad

A Real Relationship has

A REAL RELATIONSHIP: has

fights,
trust,
faith,
tears,
pain,
argument,
patience,
secrets,
jealousy and LOVE

Those B’Ful Unknown Eyes

Those B’Ful Unknown Eyes,

To Which I Was A Stranger,

I Found Some Sadness Today,

On Her Face,

But M Unknown To Her,

She Is Far Away From Me,

Never Ever To Come Near,

But Still Her Eyes Are Looking To Me,

But I M Still Unknown To Her,

There Was A Sound Of Her Breath

Deep In My Heart,

But I Still Unknown To Her,

Love Can Leave A Mark,

But That’s No Cause To Stand Apart;

It Was Just Love At First Sight,

I Looked Deep Into Those Unknown Eyes,

I Saw ‘Ocean Of Love’ In

Those Unknown Eyes

Now M Not Unknown To Her

She Is Mine

N Mine Was Her,

Never Ever To Swindle Again,