RAMADAN MUBARAK

Raat ko naya chand mubarak,
Chand ko chandni mubarak,
Falak ko sitare mubarak.
Sitaroon ko bulandi mubarak.
Aur aap ko hamari taraf se,
RAMADAN MUBARAK.

Never Ignore anyone

Never ignore anyone who loves u the most,

then you will realize that u have lost a diamond

while collecting stones.

Udaas Chehra Naraaz Aankhen

Mizaaj Barham Khafa Sa Lehja.
Udaas Chehra, Naraaz Aankhen.
Wajah Jo Poochhi Main ne Us se. Jaan Meri..!
Udaas Q Ho..? Q Ho Barham, Naraaz Q Ho..?
Bhar K Uchleen Aankhain Uski..Larkhra K GaLay sey Lag Kr…
Mujh se BoLi… “Kahaan Gay Thy, Q Gay Thy.? MujHy Bataao..
Tumhary Bin Jo BeBasi THi… Elaaj Uska Bata K Jaty…
Tum Jo Bichro, Kahan Main Dhondun.? Suragh Apna BaTa K Jaty…
Tumhen Pta Tha Tumhary Bin Main… Ek Pall Bhi Reh Nhi Skti…!
Chahay Bichrey Duniya Saari… Teri Judai Seh Nhi Skti…!
Tumhen Qasam He Ab Na Jana,… Tumhen Qasam He Ab Na Jana..

Meri Takmeel Karny Chala Tha Woh

Meri Takmeel Karny Chala Tha Woh,

Meri Bunyaad Tak Ko Hilaa Gaya...!

Submitted by:  Salman

Kabhi Jo Thak Jao Duniya Ki Mehfilon Se

Kabhi Jo Thak Jao Duniya Ki Mehfilon Se Tum

Humein Awaz De Dena Akele Hum Bhi Hote Hain...

Blogger: Waqas Ali

Sardar Salesman Se

Sardar Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye

Salesman plain me dikhau?

Sardar nahi,
Helicopter me dikha saale Bandar ki aulad…
Sardar dekha ni ki mazak shuru.

Difference Between Magnets And women

Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

A: magnets have a positive side

20th Anniversary

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”

Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”

Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.”

You Bitch

U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

Jaane Woh Kaise Log The Jinke Pyaar Ko

Jaane Woh Kaise Log The Jinke Pyaar Ko Pyaar Mila
Humne To Jab Kaliyan Mangin To Kaanton Ka Haar Mila

Khushion Ki Manzil Dhundi To Gham Ki Gard Mili
Chahat Ke Naghme Chahe To Sard Aanheen Mili

Dil Ke Bojh Ko Dhundlaa Kar Gya Jo Ghumkhawar Mila
Hum Ne To Jab Khushiyan Mangi Kaanton Ka Haar Mila

Bichad Gya Har Sath De Kar Pal Do Pal Ka Saath
Kisse Fursat Hai Jo Thame Dewaanon Ka Haath

Humein To Apna Saaya Aksaar Bezaar Mila
Hum Ne To Jab Khushiyan Mangi Kaanton Ka Haar Mila

Isko Hi Jeena Kehte Hain To Yun Hi Jee Lenge
Uff Na Karenge Lab Si Lenge Aansu Pi Lenge

Gham Se Ghabrana Kaisa Gham Sau Baar Mila
Hum Ne To Jab Khushiyan Mangi Kaanton Ka Haar Mila

PIA Air Hostess

PIA Air Hostess Passenger se: Aap Khana Khayen ge…?
Passenger: Choices kia kia hain….???

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Air Hostess:

YES or No.

Dekhiyeh chand raat aai hai

Dekhiyeh chand raat aai hai
sath khushian hazar laee hai
tum chaley aao aik lamhey ko
ham bhi manain ke eid aae hai
chaand bhia ya chand lamhon ko
jaisey tum ney jhalak dikhai hai
ham ne qismat ajeeb paee hai
Eid ka din hai aur judai hai
keh rahe hai hawa mujhy … !
us ne mehndi abhi lagaii hai

Last Night Thinking Of U

Last night ,
thinking of u, one tear rolled out,
i asked why r u out?
Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes,
now there is no place for me.

Today I m President

I studied but never topped,

today toppers of best universities r my employees(Bill Gates)

Neither I topped nor I study, today I m President(Asif Zardari) 😀

Pathar ke jigar valon gham mein wo ravani hai – Bashir Badr

Pathar ke jigar valon gham mein wo ravani hai
khud reh bana lega bahata hua pani hai
phoolon mein gazal rakhna ye raat ke rani hai
is mein teri zulfon ke be-rabt kahani hai
ek zahan-e-parenshan mein wo phul sa chehara hai
pathar ke hifazat mein shishe ke javani hai
kyon chandani raton mein dariya pe nahate ho
soye hue pani mein kya aag lagani hai
is hausala-e-dil par hum ne bhi kafan pahana
hans kar koi puchega kya jan gavani hai
rone ka asar dil par reh reh ke badalata hai
aansu kabhi shisha hai aansu kabhi pani hai
ye shabnami lahaja hai aahista gazal padhana
titali ke kahani hai phoolon ke zabani hai

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Bashir Badr

Uljha Rahi Hai Mujh Ko

Uljha Rahi Hai Mujh Ko,
Yehi Kash Makash
Musalsal!!

Wo Aa Basa Hai Mujh Mei,
Ya Mai Us Mei Kho
Gaya Hoon….

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Abhi Tak Pa’on Se Chimti Hain - Azadi Shayari

Roman Urdu - Independence Day

Abhi Tak Pa’on Se Chimti Hain Zanjeerain Ghulami Ki,
Din Aa Jata Hai Aazadi Ka, Aazadi Nahi Aati… :(

Pa’on= Feet; Chimti= Pinch; Zanjeerain= Chains; Ghulami= Slavery; Aazadi= Freedom

Urdu - Azadi Shayari

ابھی تک پاؤں سے چمٹی ہیں زنجیریں غلامی کی
دن آ  جاتا  ہے  آزادی  کا، آزادی  نہیں  آتی

You Drop A Tear

may b I am wrong but the Person who Loves U,
will Fight with
U more
but
if
U drop a tear
he will Fight the world to Stop Ur tears…

Kuch Kuch Hum Main Tum Reh Jana

Aisa Karna Key Chand Sey Kuch Mitti Lana
Us Main Sey Do Putley Banana
Ek Tumharey Jaisa
Ek Merey Jaisa
Un Potloon Ko Phir Tum Toor Deyna
Un Sey Phir Tum Do Putley Banana
Ek Tumharey Jaisa
Ek Merey Jaisa
Ta K
Kuch Kuch Tum Main Hum Reh Jayen
Kuch Kuch Hum Main Tum Reh Jana

Mere Apnon Ne Bhi Na Socha Ke Ujroon Ga - Two Line

Mere Apnon Ne Bhi Na Socha Ke Ujroon Ga To Kahan Jaon Ga,
Aashiyana Jin Ka Na Ho, Woh Parindey Aksar Mar Hi Jate Hain...

Jism Tadpa Hai Khak Par Tanha

Jism Tadpa Hai Khak Par Tanha,
Rooh Karti Rahi Safar Tanha,

Neend Walon Ko Kya Khabar Iski,
Koun Jaaga Hai Raat Bhar Tanha,

Log Soye The Band Kamron Mein,
Chaand Bhatka Hai Dar Badar Tanha,

Saath Deta Hai Koun Manzil Tak,
Saath Chalti Hai Rah Guzar Tanha,

Shehar Ka Shehar Bujhta Jaata Hai,
Ja Raha Tha Woh Apne Ghar Tanha,

Ae Gham E Zindgi Ke Raat Ke Chand,
Dhoond Mujhko Nagar Nagar Tanha,

Woh Jo Hansta Tha Haal-E-Dil Pe Kabhi Tanha,
Ro Pada Khud Ko Dekh Kar Tanha,

Bhool Kar Apne Husn Ke Aadaab,
Mere Dil Mein Kabhi Utar Tanha,

Yeh Aaye Hazaar Shehar Mujhe,
Jab Bhi Dekha Koi Khandar Tanha,

Is Bhare Shahar Mein Kabhi,
Anjman Tha Koi Magar Tanha…!!!

Washington post

JOKE OF THE CENTURY:

Agar next time America main sonaami aya to us ka zimmadar Osama ho ga Q K Osama ab samundar main Hai..:-)

Washington post.

Pehloo Nasheen rahe

kuch Is Tarah Se Aaj Wo Pehloo Nasheen Rahe

Jab Tak Hamare Saath Rahe Hum Nahi Rahe….!

Teri Khushi Se Hi Nahi Gham Se Bhi Rishta Hai Mera

Agar Main Mar Jaun Toh,
Is Dilse Mere Yaadon Ko Mita Dena.
Pyar Bhari Wo Keetab Se Mere Naam
K Panne Cheer Dena.
Sare Gum Mere Naam Karna Par,
Tum Hamesa Khus Rehna.
Pyar Kisi Imtihaanse Kam Nahi,
Agar Main Fail Ho Jaun,
Toh Mujhe Maaf Kar K Mujhe Bhula
Dena.

27 Rajab 2012 Sms Poetry

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This is a special SORRY to u,
Plz excuse my all mistakes before 27 rajab
Thanks.
Remember me in ur Prayerz .

Kia Khabar Tum Ko Dosti Kia Hai

Kia Khabar Tum Ko Dosti Kia Hai

Ye Roshni Bhi Hai Andhera Bhi Hai

Khwahishon Say Bhara Jazeera Bhi Hai

Bohat Anmol Ik Heera Bhi Hai

Dosti Ik Haseen Khwab Bhi Hai

Pass Say Dekho Tou Sarab Bhi Hai

Dukh Milnay Pe Ye Azab Bhi Hai

Aur Ye Piyar Ka Jawaz Bhi Hai

Dosti Yoon Tou Maya Jaal Bhi Hai

Ik Haqeeqat Bhi Hai Khayal Bhi Hai

Jo Mila Naseeb se

Jo asani se mila wo hai (Gham)
Jo mushkil se mila wo hai (Acha dost)
Jo kisi kisi ko mila wo hai (Pyar)
Jo naseeb walon ko mila wo hai apn ka sms.

Har Din-O-Raat Subh-O-Sham Aap Se - Mohabbat Shayari

Har Din-O-Raat Subh-O-Sham Aap Se
Baat Karne Ki Aadat Si Ho Gai
Phir Rafta Rafta Aap Se Mohabbat Si Ho Gai
Shayd Ye Mohabbat Ka Taza Taza Asar Tha
Har Pal Pal Mein Aap Ki Zaroorat Si Ho Gai
Ek Zamana Tha Ke Zindagi Be Rang Thi
Aur Ab Khud Ko Sajane Sanwarne Ki Adat Si Ho Gai
Zamane Ne Kiye Bohat Se Sawal ‘Farhan’
Pehle Tumhari Zindagi Kesi Thi?
Aur Ab Yeh Tumhari Zindagi Kesi Ho Gi
Main Bas Chup He Raha Jaan-e-jaan,
Aur Mere Piyaar Ki Wazahat Si Ho Gai

By: Faheem Farhan

Ehtiyaatan Bujha Sa Rehta Hun

Ehtiyaatan Bujha Sa Rehta Hun,

Jalta Rehta To Raakh Ho Jata....

Some one broke your trust

just because someone broke your trust does not mean others will.
but just the thought of being broken again is enough
to not trust at all.

Khud Gharz Hota To Hajoom Hota Sath

Khud Gharz Hota To Hajoom Hota Sath

Mukhlis Hun Is Liye To Tanha Hoon...

Bazm e Wafa

(Best of Ghalib)

Main to Mar k Bhi Bazm-E-Wafa Main ZINDA hoon

GHALIB

Talash Kar Meri MEHFIL Mera Mazaar Na Poch.

hadees duaon ki qabolyat ke aukaat

ACCORDING TO HADEES ,
Duaonki qabolyat k Aukaat
1. Farz namaz ke bad ,
2. Azan or Aqmat k Darmian
3. Tahajjud k waqt
4. Barish Barastay waqt
5. safar mai
6. Iftar k waqt
7. jumayk din ek ghari
8. shab e  qadar mai ,
9 zam zam peetay waqt
10. Arfa k din
maidan-e-Arfat mai ,
11. Quran ki tilawat k bad
DUAN DARUD

Tere pyar per majbur

Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya,
Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya,
Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko,
Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya

Lets Welcome

Lets welcome the year
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year.

Height of laziness

HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:

Boy: Papa 1 glass pani de do

papa: khud le lo.

BOY: plz de do na

Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga.

Boy : Thapr marne aao to pani lete aana

Bulhay shah Dosti Poetry

Jis yar de yar hazaraan hovan,
Us yar nu yar na samji
Jera had to wad k pyar kare,
Us pyar nu pyar na samji
Hovay yar te deve haar tenu,
Us haar nu haar na Samji
“Bulhay shah” bhavain yar jina v Ghareeb hovay,
Ohdi sangat bekaar na Samji…!

Apnay MASROOF Yaar Na Janay Kesay Hein??

Bol Hawa Us Paar Zamanay Kesay Hein?

Door Sheher Mein Yaar Puranay Kesay Hein?

Chand Utarta Hai Ab Kis Kis Aangan Mein?

Kirnon Se Mehroom Gharanay Kesay Hein?

Lab’Basta Darwazon Per Kiya Beet Gai?

Galiyon Se Mansoob Afsanay Kesay Hein?

Jin K JhurMat Mein Shaamain Dam Torr Gaein,

Wo Pyaray, Pagal, Parwanay Kesay Hein?

“MOHSIN” Hum To Khair Khabar Se Bhi Guzray,

Apnay MASROOF Yaar Na Janay Kesay Hein??

Deviation From Norm

Without deviation from the NORM.

Progress is not possible

Ruthna Manana SMS

Wo Khfa Hein HmSe To Khfa He Rehne Do,
HmKo Unka Gunahgar He Rehne Do,
Wo Smjhte Hein Hm Ne Chorr Diya Hy Unko,
Baat To Jhoot Hai Mgr Such He Rehne Do,
Mudaton Mangi Hein Khuda Se Khushyan Unki,
Jo Ata Hay Hm Me Elzam To Elzam He Rehne Do,
Unki Shrt Hay K Mai Bevfa Bnu,
Agr Khushi Milay Unko To Muje Bevfa He Rehne
Do,

Khuda Ki Talash Hai

Yeh Zara Zara Si Baat Per
Tarha Tarha Ka Azaab Kiyon?

Jo Kisi Say Bhi Khafa Na Ho
Mujhey Us Khuda Ki Talash Hai

Mujhey Laghzishon Pay Her Ghari
Koi Tokta Hay Baar Baar

Jisay Ker K Dil Ko Dukh Na Ho
Mujhey Us Gunah Ki Talash Hai

Bina Humsafar K Kab Talak
Koi Musafaton Main Laga Rahay

Jahan Koi Kisi Say Juda Na Ho
Mujhey Us Raah Ki Talash Hay

Mujhey Daikh Ker Jo Aik Nazar
Meray Saray Dard Samajh Sakay

Jo Is Qadar Ho Chara-e-Gar
Mujhey Us Nigaah Ki Talaash Hay

Tumhein Shayed Ye Lagta Hay

Tumhein Shayed Ye Lagta Hay,
Mohabbat Khubsurat Hay,

Tumhara Ghar Sanwaray Gi,
Tumhein Yunhi Nikharay Gi,

Tumhein Apna Bana Lay Gi,
Tumhein Shayad Ye Lagta Hay,

Mohabbat Rab Ki Surat Hay,
Tumhein Dukh Se Nikalay Gi,

Tumharay Dard Samjhe Gi,
Tumhare Gham Sambhalay Gi,

Mujhe Maloom Hay Itna,
Mohabbat Shab Ki Surat Hay,

Ujalon Ko Ye Kha Lay Gi,
Tumhey Tum Say Chura Lay Gi,

Tumhey Pagal Bana Day Gi,
Mohabbat Maar Deyti Hay,

Mohabbat Maar Dalaygi…!
Share By : Bindu Mahajan

Great Line

Great line
I’m not a
“HANDSOME”
But I can give my
“HAND”
to
“SOME”
one who needs help.
Beauty is in heart,
not in face..

Rajab Shab e Meraj ki Fazeelat

Hazrat Muhammad Sal Allaho Alehi Wasallam ka farman hai

keh Rajab ke maheenay ki be-shumar fazeelat hai. Iss maheenay ki ibadat bohat afzal hai.

Hazrat Muhammad Sal Allaho Alehi Wasallam irshad farmatey hein keh jab Rajab ke maheenay ka chaand dekho to yeh dua parho:

“Allahumma Barik Lana Fi Rajaba Wa Sha’bana Wa Ballighnaaa Ilaa Shah’ri Ramazan.”

Andha Hoon

Wife or Husband shop se
nikle to
1 faqeer ne kaha.

“Shehzadi”
5 rupe de do andha hoon.

Husband:
De do,
waqai andha hai…

Ishq Ko Bhi Ishq Ho To Main Dekhun Ishq

Ishq Ko Bhi Ishq Ho To Main Dekhun Ishq Ko

Kese Tarpy Kese Roye Ishq Apne Ishq Main...

Submitted By: Amir

Punjabi woman

A Punjabi woman talking to an English doctor in LONDON about her ill child..

“My kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da na sleep da, bas weep da tey cheekda,

nalay his nakk v leak da.. ;):

Agar Hum Kahe Aur Wo Mushkura De

Agar Hum Kahe Aur Wo Mushkura De,
Hum Unke Liye Zindgaani Luta De,

Har Ek Mod Par Hum Gamo Ko Sazaa De,
Chalo Zindagi Ko Mohabbat Bana De,

Agar Khud Ko Bhoole To Kuch Bhi Na Bhoole,
Ke Chaahat Mein Unki, Khuda Ko Bhula De,

Kabhi Gam Ki Aandhi Jinhe Choo Na Paaye,
Wafa Ke Hum Wo Nashe-Man Bana De,

Qayaamat Ke Deewaane Kehte Hai Humse,
Chalo Unke Chehre Se Parda Hata De,

Saza De Sila De, Bana De Mita De,
Magar Wo Koi Faisla To Suna De,

Hai Ikhtiyaar Mein Tere To Mauj Sa Kar De,
Wo Shakhs Mera Nahi Hai Usse Mera Kar De,

Mere Khizan Kahin Kahtm Hi Nahi Hota,
Zara Si Door Tak Rasta Hara Bhara Kar De,

Main Uske Shor Ko Dekhoon Wo Mera Sab,
Mujhe Charag Bana De Usse Hawa Kar De..!!!

Going to Speak

iF You Are Going To Speak

Bad Things About Me…. On My Back…

Come To Me , I ll Tell You More.

Ibn-e-mariyam hua kare koi – Mirza Ghalib

Ibn-e-mariyam hua kare koi
mere dukh ke dawa kare koi
shura-o-ain par madar sahi
aise qatil ka kya kare koi
chal jaise kadi kaman ka tir
dil mein aise ke ja kare koi
baat par van zuban katati hai
wo kahen aur suna kare koi
bak raha hun junun mein kya kya kuch
kuch na samajhe khuda kare koi
na suno gar bura kahe koi
na kaho gar bura kare koi
rok lo gar galat chale koi
bakhsh do gar khata kare koi
kon hai jo nahi hai hajatamand
kisaki hajat rava kare koi
kya kiya khijr ne sikandar se
ab kise rahanuma kare koi
jab tavaqqo hi uth gayi “ghalib”
kyon kisi ka gila kare koi

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Mirza Ghalib

Kamal Ka Sabar

Maloom hota hai bhol gye ho shyad.

Ya phir kamal ka sabar rkhtey hoo.

Ham jis say zinda hain woh tamana tumhi tu ho.

Hum jis maen bus rahey hain wo dunia tumhi tu ho.

urdu poetry about mother

Aye Maan, Phir se muje mera basta de de,
ke duniya ka dia sabaq mushkil bohat hai.

Dedicate this urdu poetry to your mother

Ek Lafz-e-Mohabbat Ka Adnaa Sa

Ek Lafz-e-Mohabbat Ka Adnaa Sa Fasaana Hai

Simtay To Dil-e-Aashiq, Phailay To Zamana Hai...

Best friends reaction on fight

Agar Aap Fight Kar K Maar Kha Ke Ghar Aate Hai To

Ghar ke Logo Ka Reaction:

Ur dad: chal chor, ab us ladke k paas mat jaana.

Ur mom: Aare Mere bete ka kya haal kar dia.

Ur sister: bhaiya Dard ho raha hai Kya…..??

Ur Lover: kutto ki Tarah ladaai karke pit k Mere samne kyo Khade Ho ??

But Friend says.
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Gaadi Nikaal Saaale bc ghar se nikal ke marenge chal.. :@

Friends always Rocks..

Khushi bardshat

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hasband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

Three Reasons To Give Exams

Three reasons to give Exams
.
1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you

Happy Mother’s Day to a mother-to-be

Happy Mother’s Day to a mother-to-be!
All that you can answer will be asked.
Perhaps at times you’ll answer gracefully;
Perhaps at times you will be overtasked.
Yet what will matter mainly will be love —
More than theories, regimens, mistakes,
Omissions, commissions, practices that prove
Too rigid for the worlds a child shapes.
Have faith that you will love far more than you
Even now imagine that you might,
Reborn within the birth of someone new,
‘Mid storms and calm the keeper of the light.
So may this prolonged anticipation,
Dappled with some streaks of trepidation,
At last give way to that long looked-for other,
Yielding both a child and a mother!

Aey Naye Saal Bata

Aey Naye Saal Bata Tujh Main Naya Kya Hai
Har Taraf Khalq Ne Kyun Shor Macha Rakha Hai

Roshni Din Ko Wohi Taaron Bhar Raat Wohi
Aaj Hum Ko Nazar Ati Hai Har Baat Wo Hi

Aasmaan Badla Hai Na Afsos Badli Hai Zameen
Eik Hindsey Ka Badalna Koi Jiddat To Nahi

Agley Barson Ki Tarah Hongey Qareeney Terey
Kisey Maloom Nahi Baaraa Maheeney Terey

January,Ferwary,Aur March Main Paregy Sardi
Aur April,Mayee,June Main Hogi Garmiiiiii

Tera Sune Dehr Main Kuch Khoyega Kuch Payega
Apni Miyaad Basar Kar Key Chala Jayegaa

Tu Naya Hai To Dikha Subha Nayee,Shaaam Nayeee
Warna In Ankhon Ney Dekhey Hain Saal Kayee

Aur Bhi Besabab Detey Hain Q Log Mubarakbadein
Galiban Bhool Gaye Waqt Ki Qarvii Yaadein

Teri Aamad Sey Ghatti Umer Jahan Main Sab Ki
FAIZ Ney Likhi Hey Ye Nazam Niraley Dhab Ki

Romantic subha hindi shayri

Wo Jo Zindagi K Sath Hotey Hen
Wo Jo Chahaton K Talabgar Hotey Hen
Khuda Karey Wo Hamesha Khush Rahen
Jo Sada Dil K Pass Hotey Hen

har raat ke chand par hai noor apse.

Har subha ki oas ko haiguroor apse.

hum kehna to nahi chahte par mar jayenge reh kar door apse

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Ek Dil Hi Tha Jise Keh Sakta Tha

Ek Dil Hi Tha Jise Keh Sakta Tha Main Apna,
Ke Ab Raha Na Dil Bhi Iss Jahan Mein Apna,

Teri Pehli Hi Jhalak Par Dil Haar Beitha Tha Main Apna,
Ke Ab Tujh Hi Ko Banaunga Main Apna,

Kehne Ko Tha Har Ek Dost Apna,
Ke Ab Raha Na Koi Bhi Jise Keh Sakoon Main Dost Apna,

Mere Dil Mein Thi Ek Aas Ke Banaunga Main Tujhko Apna,
Khuda Ko Manzoor Tha Kuch Aur Ke Ban Saka Na Tu Bhi Apna..!!!

Difference Between Frnds

Difference Between Frnds and best Frnds

When Result comes:

Friends: kitne % aaye?
Best friend: Aur duffer pass hua ki nahi.. ??

When you ask for money:

Friend: Sorry i Dont have
Best Friend: Kyun Bhai..Tere baap ki shaadi hai kya.. ??

Best friend are the most precious thing you have got in your life

Bheed mein ik ajanabi ka samana acha laga – Amjad Islam Amjad

Bheed mein ik ajanabi ka samana acha laga
sab se chup kar wo kisi ka dekhana acha laga
surmai aankhon ke niche phul se khilane lage
kahate kahate kuch kisi ka sochana acha laga
bat to kuch bhi nahi thi lekin us ka ek dam
hath ko honton pe rakh kar rokana acha laga
chay mein chini milana us ghadi bhaya bahut
zer-e lab wo muskurata shukriya acha laga
dil mein kitane ahad bandhe the bhulane ke use
wo mila to sab irade todana acha laga
beirada lams ke wo sansani pyari lagi
kam tavajjo aankh ka wo dekhana acha laga
nim shab ke khamushi mein bhigati sadakon pe kal
teri yadon ke jalo mein ghumana acha laga
us udu-e-jan ko ‘amjad’ main bura kaise kahun
jab bhi aaya samane wo bevafa acha laga

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Amjad Islam Amjad

Nigah e Ishq

Nigah e ishq ka ajab hi mashghala daikha
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ussay hi daikhna jisay bepanah daikha

Pathan Aur Biwi Funny urdu SMs

Pathan ki BIWI ne Pathan ko SMS kiya:

“Ghar kb aa rahe hoo..?
Msg ker k batao…!!”

Pathan ne SMS me likha:

“Ni bata sakta balance kam he..”

Your Heavy Drinking Is Making You Paranoid

Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid.
When did you have your last drink?
Santa: What do you mean, last?

Friend Like You

Last Night i had a dream.

I was talking 2 an Angel

I asked him “why i’ve a friend like you?”

He Replied..

“Sab tere Gunaahon ki Saza hai”

Dil Ka Roog Tha Na Yadain Theen Or Na Hi Ye Hijar

Dil Ka Roog Tha Na Yadain Theen Or Na Hi Ye Hijar,

Tere Piyar Sey Pehle Ki Neendain Bhi Kamal Ki Thin...

by: Sanwara

Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU

Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU.

Haa Mujhe Usse Pyar Ho Gaya

Haa Mujhe Usse Pyar Ho Gaya,
Ek Pal Mein Na Jaane Kya Ho Gaya,

Yun To Main Roz Usse Milta Hoon,
Na Jaane Aaj Usse Dekhte Hi Mujhe Kya Ho Gaya,

Wo Bhi Mujhse Izhar Kar Na Saki,
Main Bhi Naa Jaane Kaha Kho Gaya,

Aaj Usne Bahut Pyar Se Poocha Hai,
Wo Koun Hai Jisse Tumhe Pyar Ho Gaya,

Main Kaise Usse Kahoo Ke Wo Tum Hi Ho,
Jab Kehna Chaha To Uske Inkar Se Dar Gaya,

Wo Shayad Pyar Karti Hai Mujhse,
Na Jaane Kyon Mujhe Ye Guman Ho Gaya,

Kahi Aisa Na Ho Ke Isi Intezar Mein,
Koi Aakar Kahe Wo Kisi Or Ka Ho Gaya,

Na Dar Ae Dil Keh De Aaj Usse Ye Baat,
Haa Wo Tum Hi Ho Jisse Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya..!!!

Hum Haar Gye Tum Jeet Gye

Hum Apney Aap Pey Bhi Zahir Kabhi Dil Ka Haal Nahii Kartey
Chup Rehtey Hain Dukh Sehtey Hain Koi Ranj O Malal Nahi Kartey

Hum Jo Kuch Han Hum Jaisey Hain Waisey Hii Dikhaii Daitey Hain
Chehrey Pey Bhabhoot Nahii Maltey Kabhi Kaaley Baal Nahi Kartey

Hum Haar Gye Tum Jeet Gye Hum Ney Khoya Tum Ney Paya
In Chotii Chotii Baaton Ka Hum Koii Khyaal Nahi Kartey

Teray Dewaaney Ho Jatey Khien Seharaaon Mein Khoa Jatey
Dewaar O Dar Mein Qaid Humien Agar Ehal O Ayaal Nahii Kartey

Teri Marzii Par Hum Raazi Hain Jo Too Chahey Wo Hum Chaahien
Hum Hijjr Kii Fiker Nahii Kartey Hum Zikar E Visaal Nahii Kartey

Humien Teray Siwa Is Dunya Mein Kisi Aur Sey Kya Laina Daina
Hum Sab Ko Jawaab Nahii Daitey Hum Sab Sey Sawaal Nahii Kartey

Ghazalon Mein Humarii Bolta Hai Wohii Kaanon Mein Ras Gholta Hai
Wohii Band Kavaarey Kholta Hai Hum Koii Kamaal Nahii Kartey

Ab Khud Se Bhi Milne Ko Jee Nahi Karta

Ab Khud Se Bhi Milne Ko Jee Nahi Karta

Bohat Bura Hun Logon Se Suna Hai Mene...

Kaheen Milay Tu Us Say Yah Kehna

Kaheen Milay Tu Us Say Yah Kehna

Faseel E Nafrat Ghera Raha Ho…
Main Gayee Dino Ko Bhoola Raha Ho.

Woh Apnay Waday Say Phir Gaya Hai..
Main Apnay Waday Nibha Raha Rahoo..

Kahee’n Milay Tu Us Say Yah Kehna..

Na Dil May Koi Malal Rakhay Hamesha Apna Kheyal Rakhay…
Apnay Saray Ghum Mojko Day Day…
Or Tamam Khushiyan Sambhal Rakhay…

Kahee’n Milay Tu Us Say Yah Kehna..

Main Tanha Sawan Beeta Choka Hoo..
Main Saray Armaan Jala Choka Hoo..
Jo Sholay Bharkay Thay Khowahisho’n K …..

Woh Ansoo’n Say Bhoja Choka Hoo’n

mohabbat chor di hum ne sharafat chod di humne

Abhi Jo Tum Laut ker Phir tum
Abhi Jo Tum Laut Ker Phir Tum
Humare Dar pe Aaye Ho
Ye Tum Se Keh Dia Kis Ne
K Tum Bin Reh Nahi Sakte
Ye Dukh Hum seh Nahi Sakte
Kaha Tum Se Kis Ne k
Hum Tum Bin Bohat Roye
Kai Raato’n Ko Na Soye
Suno. . ! ! !
Tum Sun Lo Gaur Se
Agar
Beetay Huey Lamho’n Ko
Tumne Wapis Lana Hai
Humari Zindagi ain Humain
Wapis Bulana Hai
Mujhe Afsos Hai Jana’n
K Tum Mayoos Lauto Ge
Agar Tum Jan’na Chaho K Aisa
Kion Kia Hum Ne
Ye Gham Seh Lia Hum Ne
TOU SUNO GAUR SE JANA’N
Puraani Ehad-e-Rafta Ki Riwayat
Tor Di Hum Ne

“MOHABBAT CHORH DI HUM NE”

phir wohi paon wohi khar-e-mugelan honge – Momin Khan Momin

navak andaz jidhar dida-e-janan honge
nim-bismil kai honge kai bejan honge
tab-e-nazara nahi aaina kya dekhane dun
aur ban jayenge tasvir jo hairan honge
tu kahan jayegi kuch apna thikana kar le
hum to kal khvab-e-adam mein shab-e-hijaran honge
phir bahar aayi wohi dasht-e-navardi hogi
phir wohi paon wohi khar-e-mugelan honge
nasiha dil mein tu itna to samajh apne ke hum
lakh nadan huye kya tujh se bhi nadan honge
ek hum hain ke huye aise pasheman ke bas
ek wo hain ke jinhen chah ke arman honge
minnat-e-hazarat-e-isa na uthayenge kabhi
zindagi ke liye sharminda-e-ehasan honge
umr to sari kati ishq-e-butan mein “momin”
ab aakhiri waqt mein kya khak musalaman honge

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Momin Khan Momin

Duniya kisi ke pyar mein jannat se kam nahi

Duniya kisi ke pyar mein jannat se kam nahi
ik dilruba hai dil mein jo huron se kam nahi
tum badshah-e-husn ho husn-e-jahan ho
jan-e-vafa ho aur muhabbat ke shan ho
jalve tumhare husn ke taron se kam nahi
bhule se muskurao to moti baras pade
palke utha ke dekho to kaliyan bhi hans pade
khushbu tumhari zulf ke phoolon se kam nahi

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Poet Unknown

Be-Noor Si Lagti Hai Us Se Bichar Ke Zindagi - Dard Shayari

Be-Noor Si Lagti Hai Us Se Bichar Ke Zindagi,
Ab Chiraagh To Jalte Hain, Par Ujala Nahi Karte…

Wishing you

I Very Very Happy And Wishing You
And Your Family The Blessings Of Ramadan
Ramadan Mubarak 2013

Maujon K Ittehaad Ka Aalam Na Poochiye

Maujon K Ittehaad Ka Aalam Na Poochiye

Qatra Utha Aur Uth K Samandar Utha Liya

Tarteeb De Raha Tha Me Fahrist-e-Dushmanaan

Yaaron Ne Itnii Baat Pe Khanjar Utha Liya

Main Aisa Bad-Naseeb K Jis Ne Azal K Roz

Phainkaa Hua Kisi Ka Muqaddar Utha Liya...

Pehle Kabhi Duniya Se Muhabbat Nahi Mangi

Pehle Kabhi Duniya Se Muhabbat Nahi Mangi

Ye Qehet Teri Muhabbat K Baad Para Hai...

MERA JEEVAN KUCH KAAM NAHIN AAYEA

MERA JEEVAN KUCH KAAM NA AAYEA JAISE SUKHE PAIR KI CHAYEA
APNON K HOTE HUE TAN MAIN BASI TANHAAYI
AANSOO BANA K KHUSHI AANKHON SE MAINE BARSAYI
KHUSHION KO ROTE ROTE DUNIYA MAIN AB TO MERA DIL GHABRAYEA
BARAS GAYE RE SAWAN DARIYA BHI JOSH MAIN AAYE
PHOOL BHI KHILNE LAGE KALION K MANN MUKURAYE
SOONI RAHI THI DAALI US PE TO KOI AB TAK PHOOL NA AAYEA
JEENE KO JEENA CHAHE MAANGON TO MAUT NA AAYE
SAANSON K CHALNE KO TO JEEVAN KAHA NAHIN JAYE
DARD BASA K DIL MAIN MERA NASEEB MUJH KO KAHAN PE LAYEA
MERA JEEVAN KUCH KAAM NA AAYEA JAISE SUKHE PAIR KI CHAYEA.

LEHRON KI TARHA YAADEIN DIL SE TAKRATI HAIN TOOFAN UTHATI HAIN

LEHRON KI TARHA YAADEIN DIL SE TAKRATI HAIN TOOFAN UTHATI HAIN
QISMAT MAIN HAI GAHOR ANDHERE RAATEIN SULAGTI DHUNDHLE SAWERE
TAKTE TAKTE SOONI RAHEIN PATHRAA GAYI HAIN AB TO NIGAHEIN
BARSON SE DIL PE BAUJ UTHAYE DHOODH RAHA HOON PYAR K SAAYE

Pakistan Tujhe Salam

Pakistan Tujhe Salam …

.
Roshan Rahy Tera Kalaam …

.
Raat or Din Chumke Tera Naam …

.
Tujhi Sy Hy Subha Meri Tujhi Sy Mera Sham ..

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Hr Waqt Yaad Aati Hay Teri Fizaean ..

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Jb Bhi Leta Hay Koi, Pardes Mein Tera Naam …

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Pakistan Tujhy Salaam …!!

.

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Happy 23rd March!

Angraiz Pathan Sa

Angraiz Pathan se: whats your name?

Pathan:

Respect flower..

Angraiz: What?!!

Pathan: Yara..

Ezat Gul..!!

Tulu-e-shams-e-mufaraqat hai – Amjad Islam Amjad

tulu-e-shams-e-mufaraqat hai
purani kiranen naye makanon ke aanganon mein laraz rahi hain
fasil-e-shahar-e-vafa ke rozan chamakate zarron se bhar gai hain
gaye dinon ke aziz baten nigar subahen gulab raten
bisat-e-dil bhi ajib shay hai hazar jiten hazar maten
judaiyon ke havayen lamhon ke khush matti uda rahi hain
gai ruton ka malal kab tak
chalo ke shakhen to tutati hain
chalo ke qabron pe khun rone se
apani aankhen hi phutati hain
ye mod wo hai jahan se mere tumhare raste badal gaye hain
purani rahon ko lautana bhi hamari qatadir mein nahi
ke raste bhi hamare qadamon ke sath aage nikal gaye hain

tulu-e-shams-e-mufaraqat hai
tum apani aankhon mein jhilmilate huye sitaron ko maut de do
gai ruton ke tamam phoolon tamam kharon ko maut de do
naye safar ko hayat bakhsho
ke pichali rahon pe sabt jitne nuqush-e-pa hain
wo bar honge
hawa u/daye ke tum udao

 
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Amjad Islam Amjad

Na Tha Kuchch To Khuda Tha

Na Tha Kuchch To Khuda Tha, Kuchch Na Hota To Khuda Hota
Duboya Mujhko Hone Ne, Na Hota Main To Kya Hota ?

Huaa Jab Gham Se Yoon Behis To Gham Kya Sar Ke Katne Ka
Na Hota Gar Juda Tan Se To Zaanoon Par Dhara Hota

Huee Muddat Ke ‘Ghalib’ Mar Gaya Par Yaad Aata Hai
Wo Har Ek Baat Pe Kehana, Ke Yoon Hota To Kya Hota ?

Namaz Ke Baad

Har Namaz Ke Baad 3 Martaba Pehla Kalma Parho Aur Yeh Dua Mango Ke Aey ALLAH Yeh Kalma Tery Pas Meri Amanat Hai Aur Marney Say 2 Mint Pehly Yeh Mujhay Lotaa Dena.

ALLAH Kabhi Amanat May Khayant Nahi Kartey.Or Ye Msg Bhi Apke Pas Aik Amant He.

Wahan Ki Roshniyoun Nay Bhi Zulm Dhay Bohat

Wahan Ki Roshniyoun Nay Bhi Zulm Dhay Bohat
Main Is Gali Main Akaila Tha Aur Saay Bohat

Kisi Kay Sur Pay Kabhi Tout Kay Gira Hi Nahi
Is Asman Nay Hawa Main Qadam Jamay Bohat

Najanay Rut Ka Taswur Tha Ya Nazar Ka Fareeb
Kali Wohi Thy Magar Rung Jhilmilay Bohat

Hawa Ka Rukh Hi Achanak Badal Gaya Warna
Mehuk Kay Qafilay Sehra Ki Simt Aay Bohat

Yeh Kayanat Hay Mari Hi Khak Ka Zara
Main Apnay Dasht Say Guzra Tu Bhaid Paay Bohat

Jo Mouteyoun Ki Talab Nay Kabhi Udas Kiya
Tu Hum Bhi Rah Say Kunkar Samait Laay Bohat

Bus Ik Raat Thaiharna Hay Kiya Gila Kijyay
Musafiroun Ko Ganemut Hay Yeh Saray Bohat

Jumi Rahay Gi Nigahoun Main Teergi Din Bhar
Kay Raat Khwab Main Taray Utar Kay Aay Bohat

Gad Ganesh Fair (Jaipur) Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu

Find latest Gad Ganesh Fair (Jaipur)  Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu on shayarionline.com .Celebrate Gad Ganesh Fair (Jaipur)  2015 in style though our wonder full poetry and shyari to use on cards. This poetry can also be used as Happy Gad Ganesh Fair (Jaipur)  sms greeting.

Gajanana Shri Ganaraya aadi vandu tujha Moraya

Ganpati Bappa Morya!Mangal Murti Morya

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi.

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I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and

I pray to God for your prosperous life.

May you find all the delights of life,

May your all dreams come true.

Happy Gad Ganesh Fair (Jaipur)  Mubarak to all of you from shayari Online Team

Sara aasman aapko

Ho puri dil ki har khwahish aapki
Aur mile khushiyon ka jahan aapko

agar aap mangen aasman ka ek tara
To khuda de de sara aasman aapko

2 Lines Shayari SMS

40 SEXy MSGS

Ek aurat Dr Se: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai”
Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey, Wo Kaise?”
Aurat Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra KalUs MadarchodNe Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.“


Ek Moti Lady Ek Bar Bazar Mein Bra Lene Gayi, Aur Dukan Par Jake Bra Dekhne Lagi.
Dekhte Dekhte Achanak Boli: “Bhaiya, Wo Wali Bra Mere Size Ki Lagti Hai, Dikhana Zara”
Dukandar: “Maff Karna Bahanji, Wo Bra Nahi, Mere Scooter Ki Steppney Ka Cover Hai“

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Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein PaiseKyun Rakhti Ho?”
Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale”
Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“

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Ek Dukhi Lady Baba Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli
Lady: “Baba Mera Pati Kab Sudhrenga?”
Baba: “Pati Ko Layi Ho?”
Lady: “Nahi.”
Baba: “Koi Baat Nahi, Apna Blouse Kholiye”
Lady: “Kyun?”
Baba: “Bachha, Pati Ki Hath Ki Rekhayein Dekhni Hai Na“

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Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Achhe Tarike Se Sex Kar Nahi Paya
Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha
Saas: “Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?“
Bahu Udasi Se: “Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh To 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi“

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Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya – “Meena Hai Kya?”
Warden Ne Pucha – “Piche Kya Lagati Hai Wo?”
Phone Wala – “Ab Tho Pata Nahi Ji Par Pehle Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi“

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Aeroplane me ek scientist aur ek bachha sath baithe the
Sct:- Kuchh baat kare , time paas ho jayega
Boy:-Kis topic par
Sct:-Nuclear power par
Boy: Theek
he,magar pehle mere ek sawal ka jawab do ki jab Bakra, Bhaisa aur Gadha, teeno ghaas khate h,
phir Bakre ka Lund itna chhota q?
Bhaise ka itna mota q? aur
Gadhe ka itna lamba q hota h?
Sct:-what nonsense, mujhe nhi pta
Boy: bhosdiwale Pata tujhe Lund ka nhi or Baatein nuclear power ki chodni hai


Popat ka Pinjra
20 Rupaye me”.
Popat ka Pinjra. 20 Rupaye me …ek aadmi road side chilla raha tha
1Aurat ne pas ja kar dekha,
aur
wapas aayi.

Dusri: Kya huwa?

Patni: Haramkhor Kameena!

“UNDER WEAR”
bech raha hai.

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Response after sex

1) call girl; paise

2) girl frends; jaldi kapde do

3) padosan; fir kab aoge

4) wife; ab 2 din kuch mat bolna

5) kamwali; ab to pagar bada do..

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Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.


Kuware sochte hai k shadishuda ache h
Shadishuda sochte hai k kuware ache h
Fark sirf itna hai ki Shadishuda din m sochte hai or kuware raat ko…


Boyfriend1:- can i touch your boobs
Girlfriend1 :- Shut up!!!!
Boyfriend2 :- can i touch ur heartbeats
Girlfriend2 :- ooooh!! how sweet!!

Rishta wahi soch nai


Teacher: Machchhar k Katne Se Maleria hota hai Aids kyu Nahi ?

Student: Qki Machchhar Dunk Marta hai Gaand nahi. Aage se Bakchodi Wale Sawal mat Puchhna.

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LIC launches a new sexy Policy Jeevan Sambhog In partnership with MANFORCE condoms and UNWANTED-72
The new punch line:- Thokne ke Saath Bhi, Thokne ke Baad Bhi.

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Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya.

Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, Wo behosh ho gaya.

Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya & jate hue shishe pe likh gai:

Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !!

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Girl: condoms Dena..
Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e
Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi, taki tere jaisa dusra CHUTIYA paida na kare….

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Fauji’s wife daily sends her nude photo with both legs wide open …

“Janu, I’ll wait like this till you come!”

Fauji: Wo to theek hai, par photo kaun kheench raha hai??

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Girl Friend: I demand gud manners in bed, just like at the dinner table …

Sardar climbs into bed slowly & says: Honey, would you pass the boobs please??

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Husband is praying before going to bed …

Wife: What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance.

Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!


The best excuse given by a lady for missing office on Monday …

My husband took an overdose of Viagra … couldn’t leave him alone with the Maid!!


A boy comes to his class with broken spectacles …

Teacher: What happened?

Boy: I was kissing my Girlfriend.

Teacher: But how did your spectacles break?

Boy: She closed her legs!!

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What’s the difference between a man & a woman …

A man always has the same DICK between his legs all his life …

A woman MAY NOT!!

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Wife: Nashta kar lo.

Husband: Sex hi mera nashta hai & he starts sex.

Dopahar ko wife: Lunch kar lo.

Husband sex hi mera lunch hai & starts sex.

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Raat ko jab husband aata hai to wife panty utaar kar
heater ke aage baithi hoti hai.

Husband: What is this?

Wife: Hawas ke poojari, khana garam kar rahin hoon!!

After operation, a girl to Dr: How soon can I resume my sex life?

Dr: You are the first patient to ask this question after tonsil operation!!

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Sexy Lady goes to male gynae and says: Dr, a fly has entered my vagina.

Dr: There is only one solution. I can apply some honey on my penis and insert in your vagina. The fly will stick to penis and thus we can take it out.

Lady: Go ahead.

Dr starts.

After five minutes, sexy lady asks: Kya hua Dr, fly kab bahaar niklega?

Dr: Plan changed. I am going to drown him..

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Boy- U R wearing Red Bra ?
Girl – How do u know?
Boy-Thanx 2 RAJNIKANT Eyecare!
Girl-U r not wearing underwear
Boy – Hey U too RAJNIKANT eyecare!
Girl – Chain laav aai Zavadya.
Tuza RAJNIKANT baher alaay.

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Arz Kiya H

Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,

Gaur Farmaiyega.

Wah Wah, !!!
“Sun to Le Bhosdi ke”

Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,

Use Kehte H Jhaat K Baal…

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Suhaag Raat Me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..

Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?

Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

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Pati: Sex ho jaye?
Wife:Nahi
Pati: Zewar la dunga
W:Nahi
Pati: Car launga
W:Nahi
Beta so raha tha..beech me bola: Papa meri gand mar lo par CYCLE la do…

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Ladki to Dr: Bachcha 2 din se doodh nhi pi raha
Dr ne Bra me hath daala aur kafi der taK bobbs ko masal ke bola
Doodh hi nai hai
Ladki:”Main to iski Mausi hoon”

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Wife: Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye.
Hus: I will charge 4 kisses.
Wife: Rahne do, padosi Se free me lagva leti hu, wo haath daal kar Set bhi kar denge.

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CONDOM salesman:
Condom chahiye kya???

Marwadi: kam bhav ka khushbudar rahega to de.

Salesman:
Laude pe agarbatthi ka plastic lagake chod Bhosdike…

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MAUN-VRAT ke dinl
Wife ne Boobs hilake dikhaya
Husbd ne apna bahar nikal k dikhaya
Wife guse me-Mera matlb hai dudwala kab ayega
Hsbd: mera mtlab hai 1 Ghante me

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Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs??
Kuljit: Choot..!
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Girl slaps & says: “Randi Khana nahi hai Bhosdi ke, KFC ka counter hai ye”..

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Jeevan ki 3 Hakiikat.

School ki Ghanti.
Garib ka Darwaja.
Jawan Ladki.

INKO JAB BHI THOKOGE

BACCHE HI BAHAR NIKLENGE !

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The Most emotional line said by a girl to a boy after break-up-

“Jaanu, hilaate waqt to yaad karoge na ?

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Ladki mandir me prasad lekar pandit k pair chhukar boli
koi gyan ki baat btao.

Pandit= Beti”Bra pehna karo”jhukti ho to
dhyan aur gyan
dono ki Maa chud jati he !!

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Call Girl (to 68 years old man): “Uncle,
aap ek baar try karo na!”

Uncle: “Main KAR nahi paaunga.”

Call Girl: “Arre, aao na uncle, try to karo!”

Uncle aa gaye aur callgirl pe toot pade aur uski almost faad dali.

Call Girl: Haaye mar gayi. Aap to bol rahe the-
“kar nahi paaunga”

Uncle: “Wo to main PAYMENT ke baare me bol raha tha.

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Salim: Anarkali,CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U?
Anarkali: Aapne bahut badi cheez maang li jahanpanah.
Salim: Agar woh cheez bahut badi ho chuki ho, toh phir rehne do..

Na Msg Na Phone Na Picture

Na msg
Na phone
Na picture
Na tone
kya ban gaye ho
don?
number to aise
liya tha jaise roz
karoge PHONE
ab kehte ho hum apke hain kaun

Hum To Aaghaz-E-Muhabbat

Hum to aaghaz-e-muhabbat me lut gaye hay faraz

log kehte hay k anjam bura hota hai

Expecting too much

Do not blame people for disappointing you

Blame yourself for expecting too much

Sari Umer Tm Ko Pyar Mile

Saari umar tumko pyar mile,
Jo dil mai hy woh hazaar baar milay,
Bichar jate hyn milnay k bad bhi kuch log.
Jo kbi na bichre aisa tumko pyar mile..!

ISHQ DARD-E-SAR

AB KHARRE HAIN HAAT PE HAAT DHARE
FAQAT YEH HI TOU KAR SAKTE HAIN
ZNDAGI UN K NAAM KYUN KARDI HM NE
YAKTARFAA MUHABBAT KYUN KARI HM NE
WO TOU JAANTE BHI NA THAY HM KO
PEHCHANTE BHI NA THAY HM KO PHIR
AB ISHQ K DAAWE LAGTE HAIN BE JAA
ZNDAGI LAHAASIL JAISE MURDAA

Shared by : MIRZA GHALIB HOON MAI;D

jis Diye Ko Bachiya

Na thi JISKO mere pyaar ki kadar…

Itefaq se USSI ko chah rahe they hum…

Usi diye ne jalaya mere hathon ko,

Jisko hawa se bacha rahe they hum.

Submit By: Muhammad Wajahat (+923344042790)

Valentines Day Greeting 2011

“Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love’s not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
…In this life I was loved by you.

Kheton mein kam karati hui ladakiyan

kheton mein kam karati hui ladakiyan
jeth ke champai dhup ne
jin ka sona badan
surmai kar diya
jin ko raton mein os aur pale ka bistar mile
din ko suraj saron par jale
ye hare laun mein
sang-e-marmar ke benchon pe baithi hui
un hansi muraton se kaheen khubasurat
kaheen mukhtalif
jin ke jude mein juhi ke kaliyan sajin
jo gulab aur bele ke khushbu liye
aur rangon ke hiddat se pagal phiren
khet mein dhup chunati hui ladakiyan bhi
nai umr ke sabz dahaliz par hain magar
aaaina tak nahi dekhatin
y gulab aur dezi ke hiddat se naashna
khushbuon ke jan lams se bekhabar
phul chunati hain lekin pahanati nahi
in ke malabus mein
tez sarson ke phoolon ke bas
un ke aankhon mein roshan kapas

Poet of the poem/ghazal or Nazam:Ishrat Afreen

Saans Lene Se Jism Toot'ta Hai

Saans Lene Se Jism Toot'ta Hai

Hijar Ne Kis Qadar Nidhaal Kia...

zauq-e-Dard

Zauq-e-dard me hai takleef sara sar

Achay hain wo jo log mohabbat nai kerte

A SAD LOV STORY

A SAD LOV STORY

1 student ko apni clasfelw se payr ho gya.Us ne usy prpose kiya lekin larki ne inkar kr diya 0r teacher ko cmplain kar di.teacher ne danta 0r 1 week k liye class se nikal diya.jab larka 1 week baad wapis class main gaya tu larki ko us se lov ho gaya.larki ne us ki kitab pe likha”i m sorry & i lov u too.” larky ne koi respnc na diya..isi tarah 4 saal guzar gay..

Moral:STUDENT KBI KITAB HI NAI KH0LTAY:-

Har Baar Ki Tarha

Har Baar Ki Tarha Is Baar Bhi ANSOO Bahaoon Ga

Tum Mujh Say Door Ho To Main Kesey Ye EID Manaoon Ga

Ik Taraf EID Ki KhuShi Aur IkTaraf TERA Gham

Chorri Hai Baat TUM Pay Tum Hi JANO

Main Apne Andar K Zakham KISI Ko Na DiKhaoon Ga.

Women Logic on Handbag

women logic 😀

I went to buy a suit,

but i saw a beautiful pair of shoes…

so i bought this handbag :):-p

Wives Insulting Husbands

Wives insulting thier husbands:

pilot’s wife: ziada hawao main mat uro

Teacher’s wife: ab tum mujy sikhao gy

Dentist’s wife: dant torr k haath main pakra du gi.

Doctor’s wife: abi tabiat darust karti hu.

MBA’s wife: mind ur own business..

CA candidate’s wife: chal chal pehlay pass hoja phir baat karna.

Ik pathan apne bhabi ko khoob marr raha tha

Ik pathan apne bhabi ko khoob marr raha tha!

:
Logon nai pucha ka tumm apne bhabi ko qun marr rhe ho

:
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi Aorat nahi hay

:
Logon nay pucha tumhain kasay pata

:
Pathan Bola

:

O Yara me jiss dost sa bi puchta hun ka tum kiss sa phone pa baat ker rahe ho

:

Woh yehe kehta hay

:
TERI BHABI SE !!

Main Apne Daur Ka Yousuf Zarur Hun Lekin

Main Apne Daur Ka Yousuf Zarur Hun Lekin

Kuwain Main Qaid Hun Bazar Tak Nahi Aya...

Blogger: Waqas Ali

Mere Rag-O-Pe Mein Sama Gaya Wo Shakhs

Mere Rag-O-Pe Mein Sama Gaya Wo Shakhs
Meri Zindagi Mein Chah Gaya Wo Shakhs

Mere Dil Se Dil Mila Gaya Wo Shakhs
Mujhe Khush Naseeb Bana Gaya Wo Shakhs

Mujhe De Gaya Apni Har Khushi
Meri Aankhon Se Neend Chura Gaya Wo Shakhs

Jane Kia Baat Thi Us Mein Aisi
Mujhe Mohabbat Karna Seekha Gaya Wo Shakh…

Tum Kia Jano

“Tum Kia Jano”

Kabi daman kabi palkain bhighona KIS ko kehte hain

Kisi mazloom se pööcho k “RONA” kis ko kehte hain

Kabi meri jaga khud ko rakho phir “JAAN” jao gè

K dunyä bhar k dukh dil main “SAMONA” kis ko kehte hain

Meri ankhay mere chehry ko ik din “GHOAR” se dekho

Magr mät Pochna “WEERAAN” hona kis ko kehte hain

Tmhara dil kabhi pighle agr “GHAM” ki hararat se

Tumhain malum ho jaye ga “KHONA” kis ko kehte hain …

Wafa ke shish mahal mein saja liya main ne – Qateel Shifai

wafa ke shish mahal mein saja liya main ne
wo ek dil jise pathar bana liya main ne
ye soch kar ki na ho tak mein khushi koi
gamon ki ot mein khud ko chupa liya main ne
kabhi na khatm kiya main ne roshani ka muhaz
agar chirag bujha, dil jala liya main ne
kamal ye hai ki jo dushman pe chalana tha
wo tir apne kaleje pe kha liya main ne
‘qateel’ jisaki adavat mein ek pyar bhi tha
us aadmi ko gale se laga liya main ne

Poet of the Poem/Ghazal or Nazam: Qateel Shifai

Piyar se sms kiya

AAP sé döör réh kar AAP KO MISS kiya HUM NÉ,

AAP K liey “ALLAH” se wish kiya HUM NÉ,

AAP Ki Yääd chupke sé chàli aai to..

Bohot PIYAR sé AAP KO sMs kiya Hum ne

Marketing Terms To MBA Students

A Professor ExplAined Marketing Terms To MBA Students!

1) You See A Gorgeous Girl At A Party You Go Up To Her & Say I Am Very Rich Marry Me

“That’s Direct Marketing”

2) You Are At A Party With A Bunch Of Friends & See A Cute Girl One Of Your Friend Goes Up To Her & Pointing At You He’s Very Rich Marry Him

“Thats Advertising”

3) You Are At A Party & See A Girl She Walks Up To You & Says You Are Very Rich Can You Marry Me?

“That’s Brand Recognition”

4) You See A Cute Girl At A Party You Go Up To Her & Say I Am Very Rich Marry Me & She Gives You A Hard Slap

“That’s Customer Feedback”

5) You See A Girl At A Party You Go Up To Her & Say I Am Very Rich Marry Me & She Introduces You To Her Husband

“That’s Demand & Supply Gap”

6) You See A Cute Girl At A Party You Go Up To Her & Before You Say I Am Rich, Marry Me Your Wife Arrives

“That’s Restriction For Entering New MArkets

Pyar Kero Aazmana

Jise Tum sacche Dil Se Pyar Karo Use Kabhi Mat Aazmana,

Kyo Ki Agar Woh Gunhegaar Bhi Hua Toh Dil Tumhara Hi Tutega

Me Ek Sitaray Ki Seerat Pe Mar Mita Warna

Me Ek Sitaray Ki Seerat Pe Mar Mita Warna

Falak Se Karta Raha Chand Bhi Ishary Mujhe...

Tum Zara Haath Mera Thaam K Dekho

Tum Zara Haath Mera Thaam K Dekho To Sahi

Log Jal Jaenge Mehfil Me Charaghon Ki Tarha...

Kabhi Izhar Lafzo Ka

Kabhi Izhar Lafzo Ka Bhi Achcha Nahi Lagta,
Kabhi Iqrar Jazbo Ka Bhi Achcha Nahi Lagta,

Kabhi Larazte Honth Bhi Kai Raz Khol Dete Hai,
Kabhi Dil Ki Dardkan Mein Tera Hi Naam Bajta Hai,

Kabhi Kisi Takleef Mein Bhi Hum Khushiya Manate Hai,
Kabhi Jo Yaad Aaye To Khushiyo Mein Bhi Aansoo Bahate Hai,

Kabhi Har Pal Tumhe Soch Kar Muskarate Hai,
Samne Aane Par Hum Chehra Chupate Hai,

Kabhi Dil Yeh Chahta Hai Ke Tum Door Na Jao,
Magar Jab Pas Aate Ho To Hum Door Jaate Hai,

Kabhi Zara Si Baat Par Hum Tum Se Rooth Jaate Hai,
Kabhi Dil Ki Khwahish Par Hum Tum Ko Manate Hai,

Duniya Ke Har Mozoo Par Tumse Baat Rehti Hai Magar,
Kabhi Aankho Mein Dekho To Hum Palke Jhukate Hai…!!!!

Likhi Hoon Mein

Tuhj Mein Likhi Hoon Mein

Tujh Se Judi Hoon Mein

Tu hi hai ashiqui, tu hi awargi

Tu hi hai zindagi tu hi juda

O hello Banda Ban

Muhabbat Pehli bar ho to “Bhola Pan”,

Doosri bar ho to”Apna Pan”,

Teesri bar ho to “Deewana Pan”,

Or Ager bar bar ho to
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.
O hello
.
.
“BANDA BAN”

Shayari on fruit

Teacher: tumhare papa kya kaam karte hai?
Bacha: “KFC” ke malik hai.
Teacher: nice, KFC ka kya matlab hai?
Bacha: KAKA FRUIT CHAAT.

Though Broken ‘Neath The Weight Of Grief,
The Heart Beats On In Sorrow.
It Seeks To Meet Some Soon Relief
But Finds None In The Morrow.

The Heart Is Crushed; It’s Bruised To Tears
And Cannot Sense The Reason
For Life That Would But Disappear
Before It’s Own Due Season.

The Child Who Grew Next To My Heart,
Transfused Such Love And Laughter;
But Soon His Young Life Would Depart
Ascending The Hereafter.

Oh, Heart, Produce Your Fruit Of Grief-
Much Sweeter Than The Vine.
For Though You’re Trampled ‘Neath The Thief,
You’re Left To Pen These Lines.

You Must Beat On Against The Foe
For Death Must Be Defeated.
Allow Your Tears Of Grief To Flow
Until With Christ We’re Seated

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Warna Mohabbat aur Nafrat

Sirf Ehsaas badal jatay hain aur kuch nahi.

Warna mohabat or nafrat to ek he dil se hoti hai….

Baki sab tamaashe hain

Harf-e-Tasalli to sirf aik takalluf hay,

Jiska dard, usshi ka dard
Baaki Sabh tamaashe hain

Mere Hisse Me Kitabein Na Khilone

Mere Hisse Me Kitabein Na Khilone Aaye

Khawahish-e-Rizq Ne Cheena Mera Bachpan Mujh Se

Bhool Kar Zaat Tum Ko Yaad Kiya

लोगों ने कहा मै शराबी हूँ,
मैने कहा उन्होने आँखो से पिलाई है,
लोगों ने कहा मै आशिक हूँ,
मैने कहा आशिकी उन्होने सिखाई है|

A Boy With His Father

One guy tells his friend, “Check my result and tell me my grades. But I will be with my father so if I failed in one subject say “Muslim says Asalam o Alaikum”
If I failed in two say “Muslim says Asalam o Alaikum”
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the friend comes and says “Ummat e Muslima says Asalam o Alaikum” 😛

parhi Likhi Larki

Husband:
My Love, why are you looking so much pink?
Wife:
When your lovely words touches the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster, because increased output transmitted to adrenals which start secreting glucgon to increase blood glugose level and combat this emergency, also increase pituitary output to increase blood estrogen level, causing vasodilation and I look pink.
Moral:
Aur dhuundo parhi likhi Larki..

Beniyaz-e-sahar ho gai – Ganesh Bihari Tarz

Beniyaz-e-sahar ho gai
sham-e-gam moatabar ho gai
ik nazar kya idhar ho gai
ajanabi har nazar ho gai
zindagi kya hai aur maut kya
shab hui aur sahar ho gai
unki aankhon mein ashk aa gaye
dastan mukhtasar ho gai
char tinake hi rakh paye the
bijaliyon ko khabar ho gai
chid gai kis ke daman ke bat
khudbakhud aankh tar ho gai
un ke mahafil se uthakar chale
roshni hamsafar ho gai
‘tarz’ jab se chuta karavan
zist gard-e-safar ho gai

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Ganesh Bihari Tarz

My Own Image Of My Work

My own image of my work is that I no sooner settle into something than a break occurs.
These breaks are always painful and depressing but despite them I see that there is a consistency that holds out,
but is hard to define.

Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha…

Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.

Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

Sher da Puttar

First Boy:

Mujh se panga na le, main sher da puttar h0on…!

Second Boy:

Yaar,ek baat to bata, Sher ghar aaya tha,ya anti jungle gayi thi

Shikayat shayari

Palko Se Aankho Ki Hifazat Hoti Hai
Dhadkan Dil Ki Amanat Hoti Hai
Hamara Rishta Bhi Bada Pyara Hai
Kabhi Chahat To Kabhi Shikayat Hoti Hai…

Khamosh Guzar Jate Hain Wo Kareeb Se
Sawal Uth Te Hain Dil Mein Ajeeb Se
Wo Khafa Hai Ya Ye Unki Ada Hai
Shikayat Bhi Kya Kare Apne Naseeb Se…

Tuje shikayat hai ke muje badal diya shab-o-Roz ne,
kabhi khud se bi to sawal kr tu wohi hai ya koi or hai..

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Dukhi shayari

ab ke tajdid-e-vafa ka nahin imkan jana
yad kya tujh ko dilayain tera paiman jana

yon hi mausam ki ada dekh ke yad aya hai
kis qadar jald badal jate hain insan jana

zindagi teri ata thi so tere nam ki hai
ham ne jaise bhi basar ki tera ehsan jana

dil ye kahata hai ki shayad ho fasurda tu bhi
dil ki kya bat karain dil to hai nadan jana

avval-avval ki muhabbat ke nashe yad to kar
bepiye bhi tera chehara tha gulistan jana

akhir akhir to ye alam hai ki ab hosh nahin

muddaton se ye alam na tavaqqo na ummid
dil pukare hi chala jata hai jana jana

ham bhi kya sada the ham ne bhi samajh rakha tha
gam-e-dauran se juda hai gam-e-jana jana

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ab ki kuch aisi saji mahafil-e-yaran jana
sar-ba-zanu hai koi sar-ba-gireban jana

har koi apani hi avaz se kanp uthata hai
har koi apane hi saye se hirasan jana

jis ko dekho vahi zanjir-ba-pa lagata hai
shahar ka shahar hua dakhil-e-zindan jana

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ab tera zikr bhi shayad hi gazal main aye
aur se aur hua dard ka unvan jana

ham ki ruthi hui rut ko bhi mana lete the
ham ne dekha hi na tha mausam-e-hijran jana

hosh aya to sabhi khvab the reza-reza
jaise urate huye auraq-e-pareshan jana

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