Intelligent Pathan
Aik Pathan Rozana Cycle pe Rait ki Bori rakh k Border se guzrta tha,
Police uski Checking krti to Bori me se Rait k siwa kuch na nikalta,
Ek Din Police wale ne Pathan se pucha k tum Smuggling kis Cheez ki krte ho!
Pathan bola: CYCLE ki , O teri khair, Ena Inteligent Pathan.
Grlfrnd: Meray iraday baray naik hain.
Aap 100 main say aik hain!;-)
B0yfrnd: Dimagh k hum b D0N hain,
Phele ye bata baqi k 99 k0n hain….;-):-
Tm yaad nahi karte hum bhula nahi sakte,
Tm hasa nahi sakte hum Rula nahi sakte.
Dosti itni khoobsurat hai hamaRi,
Tm jan nahi sakte aur hum bata nahi sakte.
Shaitan kehta hai k:
1:
Azaan ki awaz sun kar Namaz ko na jane wala mera Bap hai.
2:
Fazul kharch karne wala mera Bhai hai.
3:
Imam sahab se pehle Rukoo, Sajda karne wala mera Beta hai.
4:
Mehmaan aane per moo chirhane wali aurat meri Maa hai.
5:
Sar pe dupate k bagair rehne wali aurat meri BV hai.
6:
Bagair bismillah k khana shuru karne wale meri aulad hain.
OR
“”Jo ye baat kisi ko batae who mera dushman h
Or
Jo na batae who mera DOST
Asalam.o.Alikum
“Maaf karnay ki Aadat or hosla paida karo,
Ye to ALLAH
ka karam hy k usne insan k Gunahon ki Parda poshi ki,
Agar tumhary dermian ek doosray ke gunah zahir ho jatey to tum ek doosray ko dafan bhi na karty.”
Hazrat Umer Farooq (R.A) GOOD.MORNING
AJJ KI ACHI BAAT Dosto!
agar Zindgi Ramzan ki trha guzaro gay to maot eid ki trha aay gi. InshaAllah.
My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left
ICU
Or
U C Me.
Do pyase dil aik huwe hain aise
Bichare ge ab kaise
Tum pyaar mujhye karte hi rahna
Sari umar tum aise
Ek douje main kho jate hain
Nadiya sagar jaise
Tuj se hay yeh zindgani
Tuj se hay jiwan kahani
Tuj se hay sanj aur sawera
Sathi kabhi tu na ruthe
Rasmon ki diwaar tutye
Tutye na bahoon ka ghira
Mere sanam teri kasam
Tuj se hay wahda yeh mera
Aise raheen ge
nain aur nindea jaise
Qadmon tale har khushi hay
Kitni haseen zindagi hay
Jiwan yunhi beet jaye
Aankhon k tu roeberoe hay
Dekhon jidhar tu hi tu hay
Tuj bin nazar kuch na aye
Hay zindagi humain kabhi
Zamana judaa kar na paye
Aise raheen ge
phool aur khushbo jaise
Married couples sirf ek hi hal mein khush rehte hain,
aur wo hai
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Marriage hall:>
us ne pocha zindagi kis ne barbad ki
hum ne ungli uthai aur
apne hi dil pe rakh di.
Pathan ko TEHRIK-E-INSAF ki taref se msg aya
Kya ap Imran Khan k sth hain?
Pathan ne reply kia; Nahi me ghr pr hun, Kuon kheryat ha?..:D:D
Shewa-E-Ishq Hai Jurrat-E-Guftaar Ka Paband Lekin!!
Jo Lafzoon Mein Bayaan Ho “MOHSIN” Hum Wo Mohabbat Hi Nahi Krtay!!
If You Love Someone,
Fight For It
But If That Someone Loves Somebody Else
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Be A Soldier! Kill Them Both =D
Bin Maange Hi Mil Jati Hyn Taabeerai’n Kisi Ko Faraz
Koi Khaali Haath Reh Jata Hy Hazaro’n Duao’n K Baad
1 shaks shadi k lye marriage bureau gaya Office band tha
Or bahar Notice laga hua tha.
1 bajay se 5 bajay tk office band rahayga TAB TAK AAP PHIR SOCH LAIN.