Shaitan kehta hai k

Shaitan kehta hai k:
1:
Azaan ki awaz sun kar Namaz ko na jane wala mera Bap hai.
2:
Fazul kharch karne wala mera Bhai hai.
3:
Imam sahab se pehle Rukoo, Sajda karne wala mera Beta hai.
4:
Mehmaan aane per moo chirhane wali aurat meri Maa hai.
5:
Sar pe dupate k bagair rehne wali aurat meri BV hai.
6:
Bagair bismillah k khana shuru karne wale meri aulad hain.

OR
“”Jo ye baat kisi ko batae who mera dushman h
Or
Jo na batae who mera DOST