w0 chala gaya mujhy ch0rr Kr
Main Badal Na Paya aadtein..!!
Usay S0chna Usay Chahna,,,
Mera Aaj Bhi Mam0ol Hai..!
w0 chala gaya mujhy ch0rr Kr
Main Badal Na Paya aadtein..!!
Usay S0chna Usay Chahna,,,
Mera Aaj Bhi Mam0ol Hai..!
Hume Hai Mohabbat Tumse Kaise Tujhe Hum Bataye
Yeh Raaz Bhala Kaise Duniya Se Hum Chhupaye
Eh Sanam Teri Saadgi Pe Fida Ho Gaye Hum
Tera Chehra Yeh Roz Sapno Mein Aakar Hume Sataye
Tumhe Kya Khabar Koi Tumhe Kis Qadar Chahta Hai
Dil Darta Hai Jataye To Kaise Hum Jataye
Dil Ki Har Umang Pe, Mausam Ke Har Rang Pe
Koi Chupke Se Aakar Tera Naam Kyun Likh Jaaye
Tum Basi Hui Ho Humdum Sirf Mere Sapno Mein
Par Tum Zindagi Ki Haqiqat Ho Kaise Hum Batlaye
Mohabbat Ka Koi Imtihaan Lekar Dekho Meri Sanam
Tere Liye Khuda Ki Kasam Chir Ke Dil Dikhlay
Her Hud Guzar Chuki Hay Mari Tujh Say Piyar Ki
Zindagi Mangi Hay Ager Aur, To Tujh Say Piyar Ki
Her Khoshi Hogaiee Hay Mari Wabasta Tujh Say
Jab Say Ibtada Ki Hay May Nay, Tujh Say Piyar Ki
Taray Siwa Mujh Ko Abb Kuch Aur Nazer Nahi Aata
Intaha Dekh Li Hay Sub Nay Meri, Tujh Say Piyar Ki
GIRL: Ye Lo Pendrive, Isme FACEBOOK Daal Do
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Boy Gave A Surprised Look To The Girl
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GIRL: Kya Hua, Aise Kyo Ghoor Rahe Ho ?
2GB Me Nahi Aayega Kya ???
Log piyar k liye hote hen
Or
cheezen Istemmal ke liye
baat tab BIGRTI Ha jab chezon se pyar kiya jaye
Or
Logon Ko istemal kya jaye.
(HAZRAT MUHAMMAD P.B.U.H)
A real experience of life,
when you give lot of importance to smmeone in your life…
You lose your importanc in their life..!!
I smile at whom I LIKE;
I cry 4 whom i CARE;
I share with whom I LOVE;
i laugh with whom i ENJOY;
i send sms only 2 those
whom i never want 2 lose
Kha kar zakhm dua di hum ne
bas yun umr bita di hum ne
raat kuch aise dil dukhata tha
jaise aas bujha di hum ne
sannate ke shahar mein tujh ko
be-avaz sada di hum ne
dekh ke jis ko dil dukhata tha
wo tasvir jala di hum ne
aa “shehzad” tujhe samajhayen
kyunkar umr ganva di hum ne
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Farhat Shahzad
Her Aik ki zindgi ka Ek hi maqsad hai Faraz…..
Khud bhale ho bewafa lekin talaash wafa ki kerte hain…
Jis yar de yar hazaraan hovan,
Us yar nu yar na samji
Jera had to wad k pyar kare,
Us pyar nu pyar na samji
Hovay yar te deve haar tenu,
Us haar nu haar na Samji
“Bulhay shah” bhavain yar jina v Ghareeb hovay,
Ohdi sangat bekaar na Samji…!
Ae KHUDA Tu Mujhe Jawab De
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Yon Wo Chala Gaya Mujhko Chor Ke
Hum To Uski Jhalak Ke Deewane The
Uske Chand Se Chehre Ke Parwane The
Uski Baaton Main
Dil Lagai Bethe Hen
Uska Naam Bar Bar Kehte Hen
Wo, Jo Bina Bolay Baat Samjah De
Aur Hume Humise Chura Le
Uske Saath Hum Apne Sapne Saja Len
Aj Is Tanhai Mai Rota Hai Ye Dil
Tujhko Bulata Hai Ke Ek Dafa Mil
Tum Na Aai, Aai Gi Tumari Yaad Hume
Tumne Chor Diya, Choren Ge Nahi Ghum Hume
Tere Bin Zamane Ka Saamna Na Kar Paen Gen
Tere Bin Hum Yun Hi Duniya Se Chale Jaen Gen
Ye Sun Kar Tum Meri Kabar Pe Mat Ana
Na Hi Koi Phool Lekar Koi Ansoo Bahana
Kyon Ke Hum Tujhse Apna Rishta Tor Len Ge
Mera KHUDA Tera Saath Kisi Aur Se Jor De Gen….
Happy Mother’s Day to those whose children
Are those for whom their love must be their womb,
Pleased to labor in a common garden
Pruning plants they would themselves have sown.
Yes, praise to those whose love is notwithstanding,
Mothers who could not be mothers, yet
Of charity and need came to the calling,
Taking from the world what joy they would.
How well the will can ride an errant wind!
Each fate is but the field of our endeavor.
Reason may resist our heartfelt ends
‘Ere we share our passions with another.
So may we all, through sacrifice and love,
Daily do what will our spirits prove,
Asking only for what we might give,
Yielding not our labors but our lives.
Mera Bhi Ek Sapna Tha,
Koi Mera Bhi Apna Tha.
Jiske Sangh Dheki Thi Maine Ne,
Jeewan Ka Har Sapna Tha..
Andhi Chali Pyar Ke Mehfil Mein,
Kashti Dubi Meri Jab Pass Kinara Tha..
Roi Thi,Tadpi Thi,
Uske Pyar Ne Mujhe ‘Tanha’ Choda Tha..
Diya Sahara Dosto Ne Tha..
Khuda Nai Khusiya Jholi Main Bar Gaya Tha..
Par Kismat Ke Haath Khuda Bhi Majbur Huwa..
Khuda Ne Ghar Apne Mujhe Bhullaya Tha,
Keh Diya ‘Alvida’ Main Ne Sabse..
*Par Mera Tho Sapna Adura Tha*;-(
Ab to mumkin hi nahi un se mulaqat “WASI”
Ab to urooj pe pahunchi hai un ki zaat “WASI”
Wohi waday hain aur rasmon ki zanjeeren baqi,
Kab badalti hain zamane ki riwayat “WASI”
Ek wo din thay k ek doosre ko sochte thay hum,
Ab miltay nahi dono k khayalat “WASI”
Tum kahan aur mere piyar ka miyar kahan,
Wo kitni saadgi se kar gia ye baat “WASI”
Charsi Qabristan me Churs P rha tha.
Police: Kya kr rhe ho ?
Chrsi: Abu k lia Dua.
Police: Ye to Bache ki Qabr hy.
Chrsi: Abu Bachpan me hi mrgye thy.
Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?
Sardar Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya.
Submitted By: M.ALI KK (00971506104550)
Jahan Se Bhaaag Kar Khud Se Yaari Kar Baithe
Goya Poori Barbadi Ki Tyaari Kar Baithe
Mayusi Ki Raahon Par Dhhakela Tha Jisne
Khushiyun Me Apni Usse Hissedari Kar Baithe
Hasne Ka Sahara Ye Umr Hi Bachi Hai Hamari
Kamsin Si Umr Me Khuloos Se Pardadari Kar Baithe
Mahfil Me Unki Bulaya Tak Na Gaye The
Uspe Unke Sitamo Par Shayri Kar Baithe
Ghamzadon Se Kinara Karke Kaun Khush Nahi Hota
Unhe Tanha Dekh Kar Ghamo Se Haami Kar Baithe
Vo Baazi Jis Par Sab Logon Ki Aas Thi
Jeeti Usi Baazi Ko Jaankar Haari Kar Baithe
Pahunch Gaye Hum Jahan Muqarrar Unki Sunwai Thi
Unke Gunaho Me Bhaagedari Unke Saath Ki Khatir Kar Baithe
Is Kadar Karz-e-hsaas Me The Vo “Kaash“
Himaqaton Ko Hamari Pasand Vo Saari Kar Baithe…
1: Khuda ka Hukum Mano Ya Phir UsKi kainat Chor D0!!
2: Jhot wahan Bolo Jahan khuda Na Ho Ya Phr Jhot Bolna Chor Do!!
3: Khuda ki Ibadat Kro Ya Phir Uska Dia Howa Rizq khana Chor Do!
Islamic good Morning
har shamma bujhi rafta rafta har khwab luta dhire dhire
shisha na sahi pathar bhi na tha dil toot gaya dhire dhire
barason mein marasim banate hain lamhon mein bhala kya tutenge
tu mujh se bichadana chahe to divar utha dhire dhire
ehasas hua barbadi ka jab sare ghar mein dhul udi
aayi hai hamare aangan mein patajhar ke hawa dhire dhire
dil kaise jala kis waqt jala hum ko bhi pata aakhir mein chala
phaila hai dhuan chup ke chup ke sulagi hai chita dhire dhire
wo hath paraye ho bhi gaye ab dur ka rishta hai ‘qaiser’
aati hai meri tanhai mein khushbu-e-hina dhire dhire
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Qaiser ul Jafri
mere chehare se gham aashakara nahi
ye na samajho ke main gham ka mara nahi
dubne ko to dube magar naz hai
ahl-e-sahil ko hum ne pukara nahi
yun dikhata hai aankhen hamen bagban
jaise gulshan pe kuch haq hamara nahi
zikr-e-saqi hi kafi nahi ae ‘fana’
bepiye maikade mein guzra nahi
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Fana Nizami Kanpuri
Q Us ko Mananay K Leye Us Ki minten kru Mai…???
Mujhey Us Sy Mohabbat Hai Koi Matlab To Nai…..!!
Ae Rab-e- Kayenat Main Tery Poshida Naamon K Wasily Sy
Or Teri Is Bazurgi K Wasty Sy Jo Jalal-o-Azmat k Pardon Me Hy
Tuj sy Ye Sawal Karta Hon K Is Betab Nafs Or Kamzor Jism par Tars Kha
Is liye K Jo Tery Soraj Ki Tapish Ko Bardasht Nahi Kar Sakta
Wo Teri Jahannum Ki Aag Ko Kesy Brdasht Karega??
0r Jo Tery Badal Ki Garaj Sy Kaanp Uthta Hy
Wo Tery Ghazab Ki Aawaz Ko Kesy Sun Sakta Hy??
Jisey teri Rehmat Aur Pyaar ki Aadat Hai,
Wo Teri Narazgi Ka Saamna Kesey Karey Ga???
Elaahi, Hamary Haal Pr Reham Farma Or karam kar Or
Hum sub ko maaf farma dy Aur hum Sey Raazi Ho Ja.Ameen
Ishq Main Tere Har Had Se Guzar Jana Chahta Hoon
Log Jeete Hai Ashaqi Main Main Teri Chaht Main Mar Jana Chahta Hoon
Aye Mere Yaar Na Samjha Hai Na Samjhe Ga Tu Sagar Ka Naseeb
Log Pane Ke Liye Jeete Hain Main Tujhe Kho Ke Jeena Chahta Hoon
Yaad Karegi Tu Mujhe Jitna Utna Hi Mujhe Yaad Ayegi
Yaad Aaoon Na Tujhe Main Main Tujh Ko Bhool Jana Chahta Hoon
aap jin ke qarib hote hain
wo bade khush-nasib hote hain
jab tabiyat kisi pe aati hai
maut ke din qarib hote hain
mujh se milana phir aapaka milana
aap kis ko nasib hote hain
zulm sah kar jo uff nahi karte
un ke dil bhi ajeeb hote hain
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Nooh Narvi
“MAYOOS”
Wo Hota Hy
Jo”ALLAH”Pe “Yaqeen”Nhi Rkhta
Or
“MEHROOM”
Wo Hota Hy
Jo”ALLAH”Ki D Hoi Be’Shumaar “Naimaton”Ka Shukar Ada Nai Karta.
When You Plant The
Seeds Of Patience,
All You Harvest Is
Sweet Fruits Of Happiness,
Love N Care
Million Smiles On Those
Million People Who Cares For You
Bahut pahale se un qadamon ke aahat jan lete hain
tujhe ae zindagi hum dur se pahachan lete hain
meri nazaren bhi aise qatilon ka jan-o-iman hai
nigahen milate hi jo jan aur iman lete hain
tabiyat apani ghabarati hai jab sun-san raton mai
hum aise mai teri yadon ke chadar tan lete hain
khud apana faisala bhi ishq mai kafi nahi hota
use bhi kaise kar guzaren jo dil mai than lete hain
jise surat batate hain pata deti hai sirat ka
ibarat dekh kar jis taraha mani jan lete hain
tujhe ghata na hone denge karobar-e-ulfat mai
hum apne sar tera ae dost har ehasan lete hain
hamari har nazar tujhase nayi saugandh khati hai
to teri har nazar se hum naya paigam lete hain
‘firaq’ aksar badal kar bhes milta hai koi qafir
kabhi hum jan lete hain kabhi pahachan lete hain
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Firaq Gorakhpuri
Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles
For smiles can be given to any one
but tears are only shed for people we love.
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
The world is beautiful …
when we are smiling together …
when You are by my side …
when You talk to me …
when seeing Your msg my heart skips a beat …
when any romantic song reminds me of You …
when I make luv signs on d backpage of my notebook …
when everything around me just feels like
Love .. Love .. Love
Yun Hi Anjaane Mein Tujhse Rafaqat Si Ho Gayi..
Dosti Karne Chale Aur Tujhse Chahat Si Ho Gayi..
Tu Na Ho To Main Khud Se Hi Ulajhta Hoon..
Kya Karoon Mujhe Teri Aadat Si Ho Gayi..
Main Apne Wajood Mein Tujhe Talash Karta Hoon..
Mujhe Tum Se Is Qadar Mohabbat Si Ho Gayi.
Share By : Deepak Gehani
Hum chup rhete hain koi khafa na ho jay
Bhole se humse koi khata na ho jaye
Bari mushkilon se bana hai koi apna
Dar lagtha hai k wo kahe juda na ho jaye
Beeta hai jo mere upar
Apne pyare nabi ko sunaon ga
Darood partha hua jab mein madine jaoga
Rootay rootay apna haal sunaao ga
Jab un kay qadam mubarak ki jali ko haath lagao ga
Namaz parnhay jab masjid e nabwi jaon ga
Apney ap ko un kay hawalay dey kar ayo ga
Ae kash mujhe mout a jaye
Yeh kah kar un ki chohkat say lout jayo ga
Apnay gunaho ko bakshavnay kay liye
apne dil ko azmnay kay liye dey ao ga
apni rooh ko sambhal jane kay liye
Apnay aqa kay mazaar par ja kar
Maafi mango ga apni har hatha par
Qali qameli wale ko batao ga apne khaalat
Kia kia beeti hain uski umaat kay
opaar unkay bichaar janay kay baad
Apni chahat ka izhaar karnay kay liye
Aaqa ka deedar karnay kay liye
So jaon ga unki chohkat par
Maafi ki talaab kay liye
Ussay milney se pehley,
Main bht sajta sanwrta tha…
Magar jab wo sanwarti thi,
Main khud ko bhool jata tha..
Main aksar ye hi kehta tha,
Main tum se pyar karta hon…
Magar jab wo ye kehti thi,
Main dunya bhool jata tha..!
Kya Hua Ger Tera Deedar Nahi
Nazer Pe Ye Haseen Guwar Nahi
Teri Yaadein Tera Khayal Reh Gaya Hai Bus
Mujhko Ab Tera Intzar Nahi
Bhula Doon Tujhko Ye Hai Namumkin
Kyunke Ye Mere Bus Ki Baat Nahi
Tere Khaton Ko Jala To Deta
Mager Mai Tujhsa Samajhdar Nahi
Badnaseebi Hai Tera Na Milna
Aur Kuchh Tu Bhi Wafadar Nahi
Tujhse Nafarat Si Ho Gayi Besaq
Kaise Keh Doon Ke Tujhse Payar Nahi
Phir Bhi Zinda Hain Hum Na Jane Kyun
Zindagi Se To Sarokar Nahi
Islamic Knowledge
1. Farishtoon mein sab se pehle kis ne sajda kya?
2. Hazrat Adam (A.S) jab jannat se nikale gae to kitne sal tak rote rahe.?
3. Hazrat Muhammad (P.B.U.H) ki Hazrat Idrees (A.S) se mulaqat kab or kahan hui.?
4. Sab se aakhir mein kon sa janwar hazrat Nooh ki kashti me suwar huwa.?
5. ISlam ka purana naam kya hy.?
Answer:
1. Israfeel
2. 180 saal
3. Shab meraj 4 Asman pe.
4. Gadha (donkey)
5. Deen Hanif
sb ko bat ao.
Ye Dil buhat udas hai,
Koi apna nahi paas hai,
Har waqt boring sa ehsaas hai,
Zara apni wali ka Number to dena,
Suna hai bhabi buhat “jhakkas” hai……..
Yoon Tou Ulfat Ke Takazaay Bahut ……..!!
Ek Wo Zalim Bahut, Ek Hum Ziddi BahuT….!!
Hr Khushi se Khoobsurat Teri Sham Kr Dun
Apna Balance Or Sim Tere Naam Kr Dun
Mil Jae 1 Bar Teri Mashooq
Chumiyan Le Le k Munni ki Tarha Badnaam Kr Don. Haha’
“Insan Zindagi bhar do chehray nahi bhol pata.
1-who jo mushkil tareen halat me sath dey.
2-who jo mushkil tareen halat me sath chor jae..
“IMAM HUSSAIN R.A”
Hm apko satate rahenge.
Marte dum tk msg krte rahenge.
Or jis din msg nai aya to samjh lena….
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Agle din msg aa jaye gey”
Kuch to achha socha Kro.;->
Us Ne Dekhi Meri Ankhon Me Udasi Ki Jhalak,
Or Phir Ghor Se Mere Hath Ki Lakeeron Ko Parha,
Mere Uljhy Howe Balon Ko Dekha,
Kuch Lamhon Tk Wo khyalon k Banwar Me Doba,
Phr Utha Kr Meri Janib Wo Afsos Bhari Nigahen,
Lambi Ek Sard Aaah Bhari 0r Bola,
ay dost Tum MOHABBAT haar Bethe Ho Na..
Eemandari se mujhe marks dayn.S
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Romantic_%
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Badtamiz_%
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I’m waiting.
Parh Parh Kitaaban Ilm Ki Tune Naam Rakh Liya Qazi
Hath Me Le K Talwaar Tune Naam Rakh Liya Ghaazi
Makkay Madeeny Ghum Aya To Naam Rakh Liya Haaji
o Insaan Haasil Kia kiya?
Agar Apne rab Ko Na Kiya Raazi
The First Beer Of A Man is never Bought By His Own Money.
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A legend always offers it and says
Le Na Saale, Kuch Nahi Hoga
My son asked what it is like
to be married,
So i deleted all the music on
his ipod except 1 song. 😛 😉
Ye Eid Ke Pakwaan Ka Kuch Aaisa Aasar Hai..
Mehboob Ki Zulfain Bhi Lagti Hain Sawaiyaan..
Khizan ke rang mein abhi bahar baqi hai
chirag-e-sahar hai par intazar baqi hai
hamen salam karo ae havadis-e-dauran
tumhare sath hain phir bhi qarar baqi hai
guzar chuka hai ummidon ka qafila kab ka
rah-e-yaqin pe ab bhi gubar baqi hai
hamen pukar lo jab chaho hum milenge waheen
mile hain khak mein lekin vaqar baqi hai
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Azra Adil Rashid
May the day delight
and the moments measure all the special joys
for all of you to treasure.
May the year ahead
be fruitful too,
for your home and family
and specially for you.
EID MUBARAK
Every bad situation will have something positive…
Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day…
Think of this & lead ur life….Good LUCK….
Itr ke ud ke ambar ke saman ke khushbu
sab se bahatar hai magar us ke badan ke khushbu
koi mausam ho hawa leke chali aati hai
dur pardes mein bhi khak-e-vatan ke khushbu
chand lamhat mein kar deti hai subahen raushan
nat ki hamd ki puja ki bhajan ke khushbu
ab to reh rahke jali lashon ke bu aati hai
pahale aisi to na thi mere chaman ke khushbu
is ke har lafz mein sau phoolon ke shamil hai mahak
shayari apni hai urdu ke dahan ke khushbu
jab kabhi gor-e-gariban se guzar mera hua
mujh ko mahasus hui apne kafan ke khushbu
chandani raat fiza sard hawa ke jhonke
haye wo tutate jismon ke thakan ke khushbu
us ne jab meri taraf gaur se dekha “manzoor”
bazmr mein phaili raqibana jalan ke khushbu
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Malikzada Manzoor Ahmad
Plz, plz, plz Ye DUA Rukni Nai Chahaye..
Ay Allah Pak!APNI EZAT O JALAL K wastay
hum gunhgaron par reham Farma or
hmare KARACHI ki hefazat farma.AAMMEEN.
Banayi Kya Khuda Ny Sohni Suraat Mohammad Ki,
Huye Aashiq Woh Jisny Dekh Li Suraat Mohammad Ki,
Kamaal-e-Husaan-e-Yousuf Pr Faqaat Ashiq Zulaikha Thi,
Khuda Khud Jis Pe Aashiq Hy Soorat Hai Muhammad Ki,
Muslmaano Ko Jb Jannat Ky Darwze Pe Rokhengy,
Hukaam Ho Ga K Jaane 2 Yeh Ummat Hy Mohammad Ki.
Jumma MUBARAK!
Wishing You & Those Around You
A Very Merry Christmas and a Wondurfull New Year
Pain is what the world does to you,
suffering is what you do to yourself.
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.
Suffering is not getting what we want.
Suffering is getting what we do not want.
Suffering is when things are different
from the way we want them to be.
Some versions of the Path begin with the statement that,
Life is suffering.
Life is not all suffering.
Life can be very joyful when we let go of selfish craving.
Whoever recites Surah al Kahf
on the day of jumuah (Friday),
will have a light that will shine
from him one friday to the next.
andoh se hui na rihai tamam shab
mujh dil-jale ko neend na aayi tamam shab
chamak chali gai thi sitaron ki subah tak
ki aasman se dida-barai tamam shab
jab main ne shuru qissa kiya aankhen khol din
yaqini thi mujh ko chashm-numai tamam shab
vaqt-e-siyah ne der mein kal yavari si ki
thi dushmanon se in ki ladai tamam shab
tare se teri palkon pe qatre the ashk ki
de rahe hain “meer” dikhai tamam shab
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Meer Taqi Meer
Go zara si baat per baarson k yaranay gaye
Lekin itna to hua k kuch log pehchanaya gaye. . !
Ta’ajjub hay
ALLAH Apni itni sari Makhlooq main say Bhi Meri Choti say Choti Zaroorat Nahi Bhoolta
Aor
ALLAH to Aik hi hay, Phir Bhi Main Usay Bhool Jati hoon.
*Good Morning and have a nice day*
Batao Na!! Kaise Jaan Churayi Jaaye…??
Tumhari Yaadon Ki Duniya Mein Qaid Hu Main…!!
Ek ghazal tere Liye
zaroor Likhon ga..
Be Hisab us mein
tera Qasoor Likhon ga..
Tu guftaar ka MaHir
tu qirdaar ka MaHir,
Pr husn ko tere
tera ghuroor Likhon ga..
Toot gaye bachpan k
tere sary khilony,
Ab Dilon sy kheLna
tera Dastoor Likhon ga..
Raha ishq ka Da’awa
tujhe tamam umr,
Wafa ki dehleez se
tujhe mafroor Likhon ga..
Khud sakhta jo hy
tera judai ka faisla,
Aesy har iqdaam ko
Na-Manzoor Likhon ga.
After Operation, the Girl asked the Doc: How soon can I resume my sex life?
Doc says: you are the first patient to ask such question after Tonsils Operation
1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti hai ??
WRITER: 6 months
DOCTOR: 2 months
LAWYER: 1 month
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Student: ye batao exam kab hai !!!
Mujhey Darya Nahi Likhna,Mujhey Sehra Nahi Likhna
Tasallsul Se Safar Main Hoon, Mujhey Thehra Nahi Likhna
Purani Rabton Ki Raakh Ab Tak Dil Main Baqi Hai
Meri Jalti Hatheli Par Naya Wada Nahi Likhna
Ana Se Jeet Kar Usko Agar Jo Mainey Khoya Hai
Mera Noha Nahi Likhna Mera Naghma Nahi Likhna
Bisat-E-Zindagi Ki Aakhiri Sarhad Pe Khara Hoon
Mujhey Fateh Nahi Likhna Mujhey Mohra Nahi Likhna
Tumhari Aankh Main Agar Main Kabhi Chup Chaap Jal Jaow
Tum Apni Aankhon Main Laiken Mera Sadma Nahi Likhna
Gawahi Apnay Dil Se Lo Tumhara Dil Kiya Kehta Hai
Mujhey Jhoota Nahi Likhna Mujhey Sacha Nahi Likhna
May Uski Yaad May Gum Hoon Ke Apne Aap May Gum Hoon
Mujhey Mehfil Nahi Likhna Mujhey Tanha Nahi Likhna
May Apney Lafzoon Se Shohrat Tumhey De Jaonga Ik Din
Mujhey Mashhoor Na Karna Mera Charcha Nahi Likhna
Ye Na Ho Tum Kabhi Us Ko Mitaa Na Chahona Mittay
Mujhey Apna Samajh Lena Magar Apna Nahi Likhna
Meri Aankhon May Baatein Hay Magar Chehray Pe Gehri Chup
Meri Aankhein To Likh Dena Mera Chehra Nahi Likhna
Kahin Aisa Na Ho Meri Kasak Us Dil Main Reh Jaye
Mera Dukh Dard Likh Dena Magar Gehra Nahi Likhna
justaju khoye huon ke umr bhar karte rahe
chand ke hamrah hum har shab safar karte rahe
raston ka ilm tha hum ko na simton ke khabar
shahar-e-namalum ke chahat magar karte rahe
hum ne khud se bhi chupaya aur sare shahar se
tere jane ke khabar dar-o-divar karte rahe
wo na aayega hamen malum tha us sham bhi
intazar us ka magar kuch soch kar karte rahe
aj aaya hai hamen bhi un udanon ka khayal
jin ko tere zaum mein be-bal-o-par karte rahe
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Parveen Shakir
Mujhe ittefaq se bazar jana hua mere jeb me paise nahi the to mujhe 2 dost mile 1 ne 1000 ka note dia 2usre ne 500 ka ,aage 1000 ka note mujse gum hogya. To 500 me se 300 ki mene shopping ki baqi bache 200 me se 100 us dost ko diye jis ne 1000 diye the.aur 100 .us 500 wale ko to 1000 wale ke baqi 900 bachte hen.aur 500 wale k 400.
900+400=1300+300 shoping k =1600 ab muje samaj nhi araha k mere pas to 1500 the 1600 kaise hogaiye.
Plz reply must.
Chalange 4 u.
A Rule fr success:
Always consult a lady before doing any important task in your life.
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But act opposite to her advice
Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..
~~~~Mujhe~~~~
Chorne KA
FaisLa To Wo Roz Karta HAi.
===””AY NAADAN””===
Mgr Uska Bas
Nhi Chalta
Meri Wafa
k Samne…..!!
Thousand of yesterdays have gone
Millions of tomorrow will come
But..
There is only One Today
so Enjoy ur Today with lots of Smile & Happiness.. GOOD MORNING
RAMADAN MUBARAK!!!
May ALLAH wash away your SINS and
showerz His blessings upon you n ur family in dis month
Remember me in prayers.
It takes a strong heart to love
but it takes a stonger heart to
continue to love after it is been hurt
“DUA apne liye mangna IBAADAT hai
or DUA dusro k liye mangna KHIDMAT hai”
“IBAADAT se JANNAT milti hai or KHIDMAT se ALLAH milta hai”
Hazrat Ali (r.a)..“”“”!!“”!! “”!”guD“”!! MOrnING.“”!!
Sumtimes I Feel what I Earnd in Life,Money?
Naa!Name?Naa!Fame?Naa!
But I Earned da Most Precious Thing…….
Friends..O V”Ik to Ik Chawal”
Good morning.
un Dhoka Mila Hai Pyar mein ke
Jeete Jee hum Mar Gaye
Naa Jaane Kya Bhool Hui Thi Humse
Woh Beech Raah Se Hi Chale Gaye
Bharosa Kiya Tha Jispar Humne
Saathi MajHdhar mein hi ChHod Gaye…
zamane me na koi sahara nazar aaya…
bas tu hi ek hamara nazar aaya…
tere ishq me doobe rahe is qadar…
na tufan nazar aaya na kinara nazar aaya…
mohabbat ke bhi kuchh andaz hote hain…
jagti ankhon me bhi khwab hote hain…
ye zaruri nahi ki gam me nikle ansu…
muskurati ankhon me bhi sailab hote hain…
SUKHE PATTE SE BHI PYAAR KAR LENGE…
HUM TO TUM PAR AITBAR KAR LENGE…
BAS EK BAR KAH DO TUM HAMARE HO SANAM…
HUM ZINDAGI BHAR INTIZAR KAR LENGE…
use barise pasand hai, aur muje barish me vo.
use hasna pasand hai, aur muje hasti hui vo
use tare pasand hai, aur muje taro mein vo
ek khata hui use mein pasand na aya aur muje uske siva koi aur pasand na aya.
Is tarah mohabbat ki suruwat kijiye,
akele me ek din mulakaat kijiye,
hilne na paye honth aur keh jaiye bohot kuch,
aankhon me aankhen daal kr har baat kijiye..
Aziz itna hi rakho ki dil sanbhal jaye,
ab is kadar bhi na chaho ki dam nikal jaye
Tujhe Ishq Ho Khuda Kare
Koi Tujh Ko Usse Juda Kare
Tere Lub Hansna Bhool Jaen
Or Teri Aankh Purnam Raha Kare
Usse Dekh Ke Tu Ruk Pare
Or Woh Nazar Jhuka Ke Chala Kare
Tujhe Hijr Ki Woh Jhari Lage
Tu Millan Ki Har Pal Dua Kare
Tere Khuwab Bikhrain Tooot Kar
Use Kirchi Kirchi Chuna Kare
Tu Nagar Nagar Phira Kare
Tu Galli Gallli […]
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Jigri Dost ki 3 Nishanian:
1- Kabi begherat fone nhi kry ga
2- Kameny ko kam kaho gy tu foran kahy ga, Ho jaye ga.. per ek din ka kam 10 din tak latka dy ga.
3- ZALEEL Larkiyon ko Poetry or humain….pathano sardaro waly msg kary ga
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Hans mat
Tu bhi jigri dost hai
maujon ka aks hai khat-e-jam-e-sharab mein
ya khoon uchal raha hai rag-e-mahatab mein
wo maut hai ki kahate hain jisako sukun sab
wo ain zindagi hai jo hai iztarab mein
dozakh bhi ek jalva-e-firdaus se husn hai
jo is se bekhabar hain wohi hain azab mein
us din bhi meri ruh thi mahv-e-nishat-e-did
musa ulajh gae the saval-o-javab mein
main iztarab-e-shauq kahun ya jamal-e-dost
ik barq hai jo kaundh rahi hai naqab mein
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Asghar Gondvi
A mother makes her son Gentle in 20 years
But, a girl makes him Mental in 20 minutes
Laut jati hai duniya gam hamara dekhkar,
Jaise laut jaati hai lehere kinara dekhkar
Tu kandha na dena mere janaze ko,
Kahi fir se zinda na ho jau tere sahara dekhkar
Khushi agar hum se daaman bachati hai to bachaye
Humein to gum hi hain raas aaye
Mohabbat ka yeh ajab dastoor dekha
Ussi ki jeet hai……jo haar jaaye
Kisi ko mohabbat ki sachchai maar dalegi,
Kisi ko mohabbat ki gaherai maar dalegi,
Karke mohabbat koi nahi bachega,
Jo bach gayaa use tanhaai maar dalegi…
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Mohabbat ka kya hai kabhi bhi ho jati hai,
Har kisi ki aankho me bas nami chod jati hai,
humne ki mohabbat to haal hua aisa,
taaro ke beech ek shaam guzarta ho jaisa.
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Zindagi ka matlab aapne bata diya,
Har gam ka matlab aapne samjha diya.
Aap to Ro-kar bhi apne gamon ko halka na kar sake,
Humne Khushi ki aaadh mein apne ghamon ko chupa liya.
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Gila aap se nahi koi,
Gila hum apni majbooriyon se karte hain.
Aap aaj hamare karib naa sahi…..
Mohabbat to hum aapki dooriyon se bhi karte hain.
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Har Kadam pe imtihan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt pe naye sadme deti hai zindagi,
Hum zindagi se shikwa kaise kare .
Jab aap jaise dost deti hai zindagi
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Zindagi mein naye log hardum milenge,
Kaheen jyada to kaheen kam milenge,
Aitbaar zara soch kar karna,
Mumkin nahin har jagah tumhein ‘HUM’ milenge
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Humse door jaoge kaise,
dil se hume bhulaoge kaise,
hum vo khushboo hain, jo saason me baste hain,
khud ki saason ko rok paoge kaise. …….
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Log samajthe hain keh humne tumhe bhula rakha hain,
Ye nahin jante ke kahin dil mein chupa rakha hain
Dekh na le koi meri aankho mein tasvir tumhari,
Humne apni palko ko is qadar jhuka rakha hain .
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Phir chupke se yaad aa gaya koi,
meri aakhon ko phir rulaa gaya koi,
kaise uska shukria aada Karen,
mujh naachiz ko “shayar ” bana gaya koi.
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Ajmaish pyar jaroori hoti hai
Na mil pana kisi ki majburi hoti hai
yaad apko door se kar to sakten hai
lakin dil ki hasrat to mulkat se hi puri hoti hai
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Kabhi tum bhi humse baat kar liya karo
milne ki fariyad kar liya karo
ek hum hai jo har baar shuruat karte hai
kabhi tum bhi hamse pehle hamein yaad kar liya karo!!!!!!!!
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Duriyon se fark padta nahi,
Baat to dilon ki najdikiyon se hoti hai
Dosti to kuch khaas aap jaiso se hai warna,
Mulakat na jane kitno se hoti hai.
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Banke ajnabi mile the zindagi ke safar mein kahin,
in yadon ke lamho ko kabhi bhulayenge nahi,
agar yaad rakhna fitrat hai aapki,
to bhool jane ki aadat hamein bhi nahi!!!!
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Apne haathon se yun chehre ko chhupaate kyon ho
mujh se sharmaate ho tou saamne aate kyon ho
Tum kabhi meri tarah kar bhi lo ikraar-e-vafa
pyaar karte ho tou phir pyaar chupaate kyon ho
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Ashk aankhon mein meri dekh ke rote kyon ho
dil bhar aataa hai tou phir dil ko dukhaate kyon ho
In se vaabastaa hai jab mera muqaddar phir tum
mere shaanon se ye zulf hatate kyon ho
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Roz mar mar ke mujhe jeene ko kahte kyon ho
milne aate ho to phir laut ke jaate kyon ho
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Bagair Jaane Pahchaane ikraar na kijiye,
Mushukura kar dil ko bekaraar naa kijiye,
Phool bhi de jate Zakham gehra kabhi kabhi,
Har phool par yun aeitbaar na kijiye.
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Mangi thi dua ashiyane ki,
Chal padi aandiyaan jamane ki,
Mere gum koi naa samjh saka,
Kyunki meri aadat thi muskarane ki
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Na koi kisi se door hota hai,
Na koi kisi ke kareeb hota hai,
Pyar khud chal kar aata hai,
Jab koi kisi ka naseeb hota hai ..
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Shararat na hoti, shikayat na hoti.
naino mai kisi ke nazakat na hoti,
na hoti bekrari, na hote hum tanha,
agar jahan me kambhakat ye mohabbat na hoti…
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Unki tasveero ko seene se laga lete hai
is tarah judaai ka gam mita lete hai,
kisi tarah kabhi jikar ho jaye unka,
has kar bheegi palke jhuka lete hain…
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Shab e Barat Mubarak Allah karey Sab Hamesha
Khush Rahen Aur kamyaabyaan Sab Ke Qadam
Choomti Rahen Aameeen Allah Hamen Neki ke Raston
Pe Gamzan Fermaye Aur Hamarey Tamam
Gunnah Muaf Farma de Aameeen
Rang Hai Khushboo Hai Saba Hai Koi
Mausam-E-Gul Ki Tarah Mujhse Mila Hai Koi
Husn Ho Kar Mohabbat Hai Wafa Hai Koi
Aisa Lagta Hai Zamane Se Juda Hai Koi
Apni Pehchaan Hui Jati Hai Mushkil Mujh Ko,
Yun Aaj Meri Taraf Dekh Raha Hai Koi
Share By : Bindu Mahajan
Happy friendship day of my all cute friends.
All of u make my memories beautiful.
Adult News Only who r 18+ read this
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Plz election mein vote kisi insaan k bachay ko dena. Thanks
Machar or makhi ki shadi hoi.
Raat ko machar room k bahir tehl rha tha.
Dost ne pocha bahir kya kr rhy h
Machar:Ander teri BHABI mospil lga k bethi Hai..
If we date and you become my Valentine:
You can have my phone password;
Read my texts and mails and answer my phone;
Get on my FB and Twitter and see my Whatapp!
You see, I will have nothing to hide except for you from the world!
Happy Valentines day!
Zindgi kis tarah bitao gay,
Pass jab apnay hamein na pao gay,
Din mein tanhayian sataaein gi,
Raat ko chonk kar uth jao gay,
Raat bhar neend kyon nahi aati,
Tum ye khud bhe samajh na pao gay,
Log puchein gay is tanhai ka sabab,
Kia chupao gay kia batao gay,
Palkein har bar bheeg jaaein gi,
Jab bhe khul kay muskurao gay,
Meri yaadein bahout sataein gi,
Jab bhe barish mein bheeg jao gay,
Khud ko tanha na pa sako gay kabhi,
Har jagah mera akks pao gay !
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Kabhi to aasman se chand utre jam ho jaye
tumhare naam ke ik khubasurat sham ho jaye
hamara dil savere ka sunahara jam ho jaye
charagon ke tarah aankhen jalen jab sham ho jaye
ajab halat the yun dil ka sauda ho gaya aakhir
mohabat ke haveli jis tarah nilam ho jaye
samandar ke safar mein is tarah aavaz do hamako
havayen tez hon aur kashtiyon mein sham ho jaye
main khud bhi ehatiyatan us gali se kam guzarata hun,
koi masum kyon mere liye badanam ho jaye
mujhe malum hai us ka thikana phir kahan hoga
parinda aasman chune mein jab naqam ho jaye
ujale apni yadon ke hamare sath rahane do
na jane kis gali mein zindagi ke sham ho jaye
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Bashir Badr
Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka
Tukra Hy
Or
Chand Per Na
LIGHT Hoti Hai
Na PANI
Na GAS
Na HAWA
So No Gila Shikwa Please
Chand Meri Zameen
Phool Mera WATAN.
Dil Dharaknay Ka sabab Yaad Aya..
Wo Teri Yaad The ab Yaad aya..
Bari Mushkil se Din Guzara tha..
Phir Teray Wada-e-Shab Yaad aya…
Beth kr Saya-e-Gul main Nasir,
Hum Bohat Roey Woh Jab Yaad Aya….!!
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye
Objection to Newton’s gravitational law
by the great philospher Pappu.
“The last drop of susu does not obey
the force of gravity until u shake the nono.”
Chalne Ka Hosla Nahi, Rukna Muhaal Kar Diya
Ishq Keh Is Safaar Ny Tu Mujko Nidhal Kr Diya
Aye Meri Gull Zamee’n Tuje Chaah Thi Aik Kitab Ki
Ehl-E-Kitaab Ny Mgr Kiya Tera Haal Kr Diya
Milty Hue Dilon Ky Beech Or The Faasla Koi
Usny Mgr Bicharty Waaqt Or Sawaal Kr Diya
Aab Keh Hawa Ky Saath Hay Daman-E-Yaar Muntzir
Baano-E-Shab Ke Haath Main Rakhna Sanmbhal Ker Diya
Mumkinaa Faislun Main Aik, Hijr Ka Faisla Bhi Tha
Humny Tu Aik Baat Ki, Usny Kamal Kr Diya
Mere Laboun Py Mohr Thi, Pr Me Sheesha Roo Ny Tu
Sheher Ky Sheher Ko Mera Waaqif-E-Haal Kr Diya
Chehra-Oh-Naam Aik Sath Aj Na Yaad Aaa Saakey
Waaqt Ny Kis Shabeh Ko Khuwb-Oh-Khayal Kr Diya
Muddatoun Baad Usny Aj Mujhsy Koi Gilla Kya
Mansab-E-Dilbaari Py Kiya MujhKo Bahaal Kr Diya…!!!
Maana Duniya Ki Ronaq Se Tujhe Fursat Nahi Milti
Hum Bhi Tere Chahne Wale Hai Kuch To Khayal Kiya Kar
1 of the great lesson I got from life:
There is no market 4 your emotions.
So never advertise your feelings, Just display ur attitude..!!”
Jab Dil Ki Dharkan Rooti Hai
Jab Dour Kahin Sannaatay Main
Ek Chap Si Koi Hoti Hai
Jab Man Main Ansoo Girtay Hai
Dukh Hastay Hai Dukh Hastay Hai
Jab Dour Koi Koyal Bolay
Jab Baphri Moujain Mil Jain
Jab Pair Say Patta Gir Jayay
Jab Man Hi Man Main Aksar Hum
Subah Sham Sulagtay Hai
Dukh Hastay Hai Dukh Hastay Hai
Jab Raat K Saayay Dhaltay Hai
Jab Panchi Pankh Andhairay Hi
Gher Lout Kay Ayay Kertay Hai
Phir Hum Jaisay Deewanay Log
Prem Ki Aag Main Jaltay Hai
Dukh Hastay Hai Dukh Hastay Hai
Jab Takiya Aksar Ratoun Ko
Razoo Ka Bouj Uthata Hai
Jab Bichray Waqt Ka Raz Sama
Ankhon Ka Bouj Ghatata Hai
Jab Lab Apas Main Miltay Hai
Dukh Hastay Hai Dukh Hastay Hai
Shair (lion) din mein 18 ghentay sota hy
Agar mehnat kamyabi ki kunji hoti to gadha jungle ka baadsha hota
So . . Soye rho meray shairo
No morning shorning.
Sabz maddham roshani mein surkh aanchal ke dhanak
sard kamare mein machalati garm sanson ke mahak
bazuon ke sakht halqe mein koi nazuk badan
silvaten malabus par aanchal bhi kuch dhalaka hua
garmi-e-rukhsar se dahaki hui thandi hawa
narm zulfon se mulayam ungaliyon ke ched chad
surkh honton par shararat ke kisi lamhen ka aks
reshami bahon mein chudi ke kabhi maddham dhanak
sharmagin lahajon mein dhire se kabhi chahat ke baat
do dilon ke dhadakanon mein gunjati thi ek sada
kanpate honton pe thi ALLAH se sirf ek dua
kash ye lamhe thahar jayen thahar jayen zara
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Parveen Shakir
Teacher:
Tum KUTTE per Mazmoon likh
ker lane ka kaha tha
Student:
Mujh 14 Saal k liy jail nai jana
Aap samajh to gaye he hon gaye 😉
hahahaha
Aye Khuda Jab Bhi Tera Aasman Dekhta Hun,
Us Mein Basa Ek Jahan Dekhta Hun,
Najanay Kitnay Jahanon KI Shair Karta Hun,
Khol Kar Jab Tera Quran Dekhta Hun,
Tere Ashaan Kitnay Hain Bandon Pe Tere,
Jab Bhi Surah Rehman Dekhta Hun,
Tu Toh Kehta Hai Rag-E-Jaan Se Bhi Hun Mein Qareeb,
Phir Pareshan Kyun Aaj Ka Insan Dekhta Hun,
Uski Rehmat Se Kabhi Mayoos Na Hona Aye Dost,
Tujh Pe Main Uski Rehmat Ka Nishan Dekhta Hun….!!!
Hosh Waalon Ko Kya Khabar Bekhudi Kya Cheez Hai
Ishq Kijiye Phir Samajhiye,Zindagi Kyaa Cheez Hai
Hosh Waalon Ko Khabar Kya,Bekhudi Kya Cheez Hai
Ishq Kijiye Fir Samajhiye,Zindagi Kya Cheez Hai
Unse Nazarein Kya Mili,Roshan Fizayein Ho Gayin
Aaj Jaana Pyaar Ki,Jadoogari Kya Cheez Hai
Khulti Zulfon Ne Sikhayi,Mausamon Ko Shayari
Jhukti Aankhon Ne Bataya,Mehkashi Kya Cheez Hai
Hum Labon Se Keh Na Paaye,Unse Haal-E-Dil Kabhi
Aur Woh Samjhe Nahi Yeh,Khamoshi Kya Cheez Hai
Jb Wo Mera Naam Apne Hathon Ki Lakeeron
Mein Tlash Kar Kar K Thak Gya,
To Sar Jhukaya Or Ro K Kaha Lakeren Jhot Bolti hain
Tum Mery Ho ……!,
Tum mery ho ……!
Alexander said:
“I am not affraid of any ARMY of LIONS led by a SHEEP,
I am affraid of an ARMY of SHEEP led by a LION”
During my school days, my teacher used to wear sun glasses
Do u knw Y?
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I was such a bright student…
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No claping plz:D
Santa: My wife died yesterday. I’m trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do?
Banta: No problem. Just Imagine she came back.
I Believe In Miracles
For When Each Day Is New
I See The Golden Sunrise
Catching Diamonds In The Dew.
I Hear The Sound Of Laughter
As Happy Children Play.
I Watch The Shining Rainbow
That Bridges Skies Of Gray.
All Of These Are Miracles
And Gifts From God Above.
But I Believe Because I've Seen
The Miracle Of Love!
Dil mein mahak rahen hain kisi aarzoo ke phul
palkon mein khilane wale hain shayad lahu ke phul
ab tak hai koi baat mujhe yaad harf harf
ab tak main chun raha hun kisi guftagu ke phul
kaliyan chatak rahi thi ki aavaz thi koi
ab tak sama’aton mein hai ik khush-gulu ke phul
mere lahu ka rang hai har nok-e-khar par
sehra mein har taraf hai meri justaju ke phul
divane kal jo log the phoolon ke ishq mein
ab un ke damanon mein bhare hain rafu ke phul
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Javed Akhtar
Parwaz Hai Dono Ki isi ik Faza Mai
Qargas ka jahan or hai, Shaheen ka jahan or
Alfaz-o-Maani Mai tafawat nahi lakin
Mullah ki azaan or Hai, Mujahid ki azaan or
Happy Iqbal Day
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur’s Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”
What A Nice Feeling
To Be In LOVE With
ALLAH
No Pain,
No Disappointment And
No Worries.
Just Blessings,
Blessings
And Blessings.
Barish main aisi baat kahan humain juda kar dey sahir….
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Tu mujh main shamil hai meri rooh ban kar…
(Happy Rainy Weather)
From The Urs Of
Lal Shehbaz Qalander …
“LAL” Se Ishq Aisa Kro K
Dharkano’n Mein Bas Jaye
Saans Bhi Lo Tou Khushbu
“SEHWAN” Ki Aaye
“QALANDAR” K Pyar Ka Nasha
Aankho’n Pe Aisa Chaye
Jahan Se Bhi Tum Guzro
Ek Hi Awaaz Aaye
Bolo Bolo SAKHI LAJPAL
QALANDAR
Yaad-e-Maazi se Jo Aankhon ko Saza Di Jaye…
Is Se Behtar Hy k Her Cheez Bhula Di Jaye…
Jis Se Thori Bhi Umeed Zeyada ho Kabhi,
Aaisi Her Shama Sar-e-Sham Bujha Di Jaye…
Main ny apnon k Raviyon Se ye Mehsos kia,
Dil k Aangan Main Bhi Deewar Utha Di Jaye…
Main Ny Yaaron k Bicharny Se Ye Seekha “MOHSIN”,
Apny Dushman ko Bhi Jeeny ki Dua Di Jaye…
Never be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no ones definition of your life;
define yourself.
Be With Me And Be My Love,
Thy Nature Seems Free Like A Dove.
I Would Give Thou A Face,
And A Look That No One Would Out Pace.
I Will Give Thy A Beauty That Thou Will Treasure,
For All To See And For My Own Pleasure.
Thou Lips, Thou Eyes, Thou Face A Sight,
That Would Bring A Measure Of Delight.
Thou Hair Would Be A Color And A Shade,
That In Your Life Never Would Out Fade.
Thou Eyes Would Be Deep Sea Blue,
That Would Outshine The Sun, Too.
Thou Lips A Color As Bright As Red,
That Would Have Rose Bush’s Flowers Shed.
Thou Eyebrows Would Be Curved
As The Crescent Of The Moon,
That Will Bring Out Thou Eyes As A Musical Tune.
Thou Lips, Thou Eyes, Thou Face Would Sing,
And Think Of All The Happiness It Would Bring.
So Come With Me And Be My Love
As I Take You To A Journey To A Pearl Cove.
“Love Is dat Beautiful Forest
Where Brave Tigers are KillEd by the attractive eyes of Beautiful Deers”
Khuch khawahishat aisi hoti hain
jo jub tak puri na hon humain hamare sakoon ka baes lagti hain
par jub woh puri hone lagti hain
tab wohi khawahishat humain hamari takleef ka baes lagti hain.
Khud hi chaly aty hain jab koi nahi hota
ankhon se chalak jaty hain jab koi nahin hota
dil bhi jis dard ko samait na paye
usy seeny se kagaty hain jab koi nahi hota
alfaaz nahi milty jis dard k liye
wo bat ye keh dety hain jab koi nahi hota
in ansuoon se aqedat unhi to nahi mujhko
ye sath nibhaty hain jab koi nahi hota
Yaad Krta Hun Jb B Yaron Ko
Yaadon Se DiL Bhr Ata Hai
Kabi 7 Betha Krtey Thy Sab
Aj Dekhne Ko DiL Taras Jata Hai
I Miss U All Frendzzzzz
To realise the value of,,,
“One year” Ask one who failed in an exam..
“One month” Ask one who has not received his salary.
“One week” Ask one who is hospitalised.
“One day” Ask one who is on fasting..
“One hour” Ask one who is waiting for his beloved..
“One minute” Ask one who missed his train..
“One second” Ask one who just escape from an accident..
Every moment is a treasure..
Yesterday is history,
Tomorrow is mystery,
But Today is a gift..
Thats why its called present..
May ALLAH keep ur present happy & safe.! Good morning
Superb Definitions…!
School- A Place Where Papa Pays ‘n Son plays.
Life Insurance- A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich.
Nurse- A Person Who Wakes You Up To Give You Sleeping Pills.
Father- A Banker Provided By Nature.
Experience- The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes.
Atom Bomb- An Invention To End All Inventions.
Smile- A Curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.
Compromise- The Art Of Dividing A Cake In Such A Way That Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece.
Tears- The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower Is Defeated By Feminine Water Power..!!
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
Na kiya kar apne dard_e_dil ko shayeri me bayan
Log aur toot jate hai har lafz ko apni dastaan samajh kar
DJUICE walay
1 Sawal pocha rahay hen
Or 7 hi kh rhy hn k
“Ab nahi bolo ge tu kal bhugto ge?”
Tu
Ma ne socha k ab BOL hi don
Q: Hm LARKyon ki IZAT Nazron se kb krnge?
Tu Suno
Ans:”Jb Larkiyan apni IZZAT khud krwaen gi”
Izat kesy krwai jati he?
QURAN se pochtay hen
“Ae NABI(s.a.w)
MOMIN Aurton se keh den k Apnay Ooper (Sr se Paon tk) Chaader daal len, Ta k Pehchan li jaen (k IZZATdaar Aurat he)
Or Tng na ki jaen”
(AL.AHZAAB 59)
plz fwd khamoshi ka boycott!
Eid Greetings. May the INFINITE bounties ,
boundless benedications and countless blessings of the Lord
accompany u and all and all those dearer to u.
Osey Mein Bhool Jaon Ga Magar Wada Nahi Karta..
Hamesha Muskraon Ga Magar Wada Nahi Karta..
Uska Zikar Mehfil Mein Ho To Khamosh Rehna Hai..
Mein Khud Ko Azmaon Ga Magar Wada Nahi Karta..
Sitaaro Neend Ky Maaro Chalo Khwabon Ki Duniya Mein..
Mein Bhi So Hi
Jaon Ga Magr Wada Nahi Karta..
MohsiN Chalo
Tum Se Ye Wada Hai Ky Dil Mein Dard Hain Jitne..
Kisi Ko Na Sunaon Ga Magar Wada Nahi Karta!!.
Sardar kafi dair door ki ladki ko ghoor rha tha
Tang aa k larki ne hath se LANAT ka ishara kiya Sardar dost se bola:
Le fair 5 waje da time fix hoya e
I say Crazy things when i m hyper but dont do them
I say stupid words when i m angry but dont mean them
I say hurt but this is year , just about finish.
May b i would not be a part of next year.
So i ask for giveness from all of you.. I might have hurtd you
Intentionally or unintentionally , back bited about you ,
ignored u , i truely ask you forgivenes . Ur forgivnes might make
my day of judgment lesser painful
Submit By: umer
An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward
when life is dragging you back with difficulties,
just imagine that its going to launch you into something great
The Best Prank Call Ever:
“Hello KFC?”
– ” Yes, How can I help you sir?”
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” I want MC DONALD’S number”…
Aik Dr, Sheikh k pechy bhag raha tha logun ny
pocha kia hoa. Dr ye Kanjoos 3 bar Brain k operation k
liy aya ha N tind kra k bhag jata hai
यूं तेरी रहगुज़र से दीवानावार गुज़रे,
काँधे पे अपने रख के अपना मज़ार गुज़रे….
बैठे रहे हैं रास्ता में दिल का खंडहर सजा कर,
शायद इसी तरफ से एक दिन बहार गुज़रे….
बहती हुई ये नदिया घुलते हुए किनारे,
कोई तो पार उतरे कोई तो पार गुज़रे….
तू ने भी हम को देखा, हमने भी तुझको देखा,
तू दिल ही हार गुज़रा, हम जान हार गुज़रे….
Ro Rahay Hain Aaj Hum…
Ye Qasoor Faqat Humara Hai….
D_G
Hanstay Thay Hum bhi Kabhi
Mohabbt Karnay Waalon Par….
Ya ALLAH humein ata kar..
Aisi mafi jis k bad gunah na ho,
Aisi hidayat jis k bad gumrahi na ho,
Aisi raza jis k bad narazgi na ho,
Aisi rehmat jis k bad azab na ho,
Aisi izzat jis k bad zillat na ho
Ameen
Wo teacher tha, magar us ki samaj aai na thi..
k “time pass” ka aalam raha,Parhai na thi..
k theoriyaan thi,concept they,laws b they magar,
parhaanay walay mein sb kuch tha,bs parhai na thi..
doraan e lecture us k hath mein thi aik qalam,
qalam b wo jo board pr kbi chalai na thi..
kisay lataar rha tha wo dant’ta hua pal,
ye dant sb ne suni sharam magar aai na thi..
kbi ye haal k sotay huay guzra lectr,
k neend itni gehri is se pehle aai na thi..:-D:-D
/santa~ cycle par super market ja raha, raste me ek larki mili, fatak se break laga kar bola, i love you
ladki/ = kya bola,
santa/= i love you,
ladki/= A bandar pehle apni sakal sudhar,
SANTA/ gusse me = A apni sakal par itni guman mat kar, ye sab 2 din ki hasti hai,
aapki khubsurti tab tak hai, jabtak ye fair”lovely sasti hai,
LADKI/= santa ke is harkat par sendal khol kar marti hai,
SANTA/= rota huwa ghar chala gya,
BANTA/= are santa kyo ro raha hai,
SANTA/= 1 ladki ko i love bola usne mujhe sendal khol ke mara,
BANTA/= abe sale mene tujhe pehle bola tha, cycle chalate waqt hendak ko dekhna , ladki patate waqt sendal ko dekhna”
/prem bhai
HAPPY DIWALI
Expression Of the Face Can b Seen by Every one
But The depression Of Heart Can only b
Understood by The best Friends.
Sundar Sundar Roop Tumhara Gora Mukhra Kitna Pyaara
Dekhe Koi Nazar Lag Jaaye Ek Pal Bhi Woh Reh Na Paye
Par Phir Bhi Tum Na Jaane Kyon Mujhko Nahin Suhati Ho
Jaanam Tum Meri Nazaron Mein Aur Bhi Girti Jaati Ho
Jaanu Jaanam Darling Jaise; Shabd Tumhare Kahan Kho Gaye
Aaj To Bas Tum Yun Kehati Ho Are Kahan Ho Kahan Mar Gaye
Pehle Koyal Thi Par Ab Tum Kauwwe Si Chillati Ho
Jaanam Tum Meri Nazaron Mein
Karkash Hai Aawaj Tumhari Sab Dushton Par Ho Tum Bhari
Chillati Ho Jab Tum Mujh Par Meri Matee Jaati Hai Maari
Mere Mann Mein Apno Ke Prati Kitna Vish Bharwaati Ho
Jaanam Tum Meri Nazaron Mein
Saas Sasur Kuch Bhi Le Aayen Sab Kuch Hai Bakwaas
Maayeke Se Kutta Bhi Le Aao To Woh Ho Jaaye Khaas
Meri Tankwah(Salary) Tum Haraam Ke Dhan(Money) Ki Tarah Udati Ho
Jaanam Tum Meri Nazaron Mein
Wafa ki aaj bi qadar wohi hai
””””””””’FARAZ””””””””””””””””
Faqat mit chuke hen toot k chahne wale
Good night and have a sweet dream