A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.
How can this be?
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Answer Updated :
She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
A Woman Shoots Her Husband
Poetry On AHLEBAIT (AS)
Mola HUSSAIN (AS)
Khuda Hi Janta Hai Haqiqt Hussain (As) Ki,
Muhammad Mustafa (Saw) Se Poch Izat Hussain Ki,
Jibrael (As) Se Poch Khidmat Hussain (As) Ki,
Qul Anbia (As) Se Poch Ibadat Hussain (As) Ki,
Mola Ali (As) Se Poch Azmat Hussain (As) Ki,
Bibi Fatmah (Sa) Se Pocch Fazilat Hussain Ki,
Sakina (Sa) Se Poch Muhabat Hussain (As) Ki,
Sajjad (As) Se Poch Wasiat Hussain Ki,
Bahlol Se Poch Janat Hussain (As) Ki,
Qul Karbala Se Poch Karamat Hussain (As) Ki,
Yazid (Lanti) Se Poch Taqat Hussain (As) Ki.
Hawa ke aavaz – Munir Niazi
Hawa ke aavaz
khushk patton ke sarsarahat se bhar gai
rosh-rosh par fatada phoolon ne
lakhon nauhe jaga diye hain
sileti shuayen
buland pedon par gul machate
siyah kauon ke qafilon se ati hui hain
har ek janib khizan ke qasid lapak rahe hain
har ek janib khizan ke aavaz gunjati hai
har ek basti kashakash-e-marg-o-zindagi se nidhal hokar
musafiron ko pukarati hai ki – aao
mujh ko khizan ke bemahar
talkh ehasas se bachao
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Munir Niazi
Apne Dil Ka Dard Batayain Kiss Ko
Apne dil ka dard batayain kiss ko,
Kaun kya bhool gaya hai yaad dilaaye kiss ko,
Ruth jaate to manana dushwaar naa tha,
Jab wo tallukh hi naa rakhe to manain kiss ko.
Lamhe Ye Suhane Sath Ho Na Ho,
Har Ek Sawal Ka
Har ek sawal ka usko jawab kya deti?
Main apni zaat ka usko hisab kya deti?
Jo ek lafz ki khushbu na rakh saka mehfooz!
Mai us ke hath mein puri kitab kya deti?
Monday, March 30, 2009
Mit gaya jab mitane vala phir salam aaya to kya – Dil Shahjahanpuri
mit gaya jab mitane vala phir salam aaya to kya
dil ke barbadi ke bad un ka payam aaya to kya
chut gain nabzen ummiden dene vali hain javab
ab udhar se namabar leke payam aaya to kya
aj hi mitana tha ae dil hasarat-e-didar mein
tu meri nakamiyon ke bad kam aaya to kya
kash apni zindagi mein hum ye manzar dekhte
ab sar-e-turbat koi mahashar-khiram aaya to kya
sans ukhadi aas tuti cha gaya jab rang-e-yas
namabar laya to kya khat mere naam aaya to kya
mil gaya wo khak mein jis dil mein tha arman-e-did
ab koi khurshid-vash bala-e-bam aaya to kya
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Dil Shahjahanpuri
Ghar bethy paisy kamaen
Breking news
Ghar bethy paisy kamaen
Tariqa:
Mobile service off hone k bd gali k
choty bacho ko 15 rupy gantha mobile per game khilaen.
From:
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Rehman Malik;)
My brother gifted me
A Man Saw A Little Poor Boy Looking At His Expensive Car
He Took The Boy 4 A Drive
The Boy Said: Ur Car Is So Marvelous, It Must Be 2 Expensive.!,
Hw Much It Costs
Man: I Dont Know, My Brother Has Gifted Me.
Boy: Wow, So Nice Of Him.
Man: I Know What You are Thinking, You Also Want To Have A Car Like It.
Boy: No, I Want To Be A Brother Like Him.
Always Think Higher Than The People Expectation.
have a good day…!!!
Na rakh dil me Nafrt0on
Na rakh dil me Nafrt0on k Ambaar,
Ae INSAN
Kehte hen jis dil me Nafrat ho us dil me “RAB” Nai basta.
GOOD MORNING
Pathar ke khuda vahan bhi paye – Kaifi Azmi
Pathar ke khuda vahan bhi paye
hum chand se aj laut aaye
divaren to har taraf khadi hain
kya ho gaya meharaban saye
jangal ke havayen aa rahi hain
kagaz ka ye shehar ud na jaye
laila ne naya janam liya hai
hai qais koi jo dil lagaye
hai aj zamin ka gusal-e-sahat
jis dil mein ho jitana khoon laye
sehra sehra lahu ke kheme
phir pyase lab-e-furat aaye
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Kaifi Azmi
Mujh Yaad Aate Ho Tum
Sath To Ek Pal Ka Tha Phr Q Mujhe Yaad Aate Ho Tum
Aks ki Trha Mere Dil Pe Q Chha Jate Ho Tum
Dilbar B Nhi Ho Mere Humdam B Nhi
Ye Raste Dosti k Muje Phr Q Dikha Jate Ho Tum
Hm kbhi Mile The To Ek Ajnabi ki Trha
Meri Raaton ki Neend Phr Q Urra Jate Ho Tum
Hawao Se Hm Tmhara Pta Pochte Rahe
Kuch isi Trha Se Apna Deewana Bana Jate Ho Tum
Sath To Ek Pal Ka Tha Phr Q Mujhe Yad Aate Ho Tum
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Ap (S.A.W.W) ke zindgi
Hamare Pyare Rasool HazratMUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)
21/April/571 Esvi 12/Rabi-ul-Awwal Peer ko Suba 4:45
Macca me peda hue
Aap(S.A.W.W)ki Total Zindgi 22330 Din(63 Sal,4 Din)
Aap(S.A.W.W) ki Risalat ka Arsa8156 Din(23Sal)Tha..
Please ye Bunyadi Malumat Muslmanon ko zyada se zyada Forward kren(Jazakallah)
Yehi Wafaa Ka Silaah Hai
Yehi Wafaa Ka Silaah Hai, To Koi Baat Nahi
Yeh Dard Tum Ne Diya Hai, To Koi Baat Nahi
Yehi Bohot Hai Ke Tum Dekhte Ho Sahil Se
Safeena Doob Raha Hai, To Koi Baat Nahi
Rakha Tha Aashiyana-E-Dil Main Choopa Ke Tumko
Woh Ghar Tumne Chor Diya Hai To Koi Baat Nahi
Tum Hi Ne Aayena-E-Dil Mera Banaya Tha
Tum Hi Ne Tor Diya Hai To Koi Baat Nahi
Kise Majaal Kahe Koi Mujh Ko Deewana
Agar Yeh Tumne Kaha Hai To Koi Baat Nahi
Aap agar hum ko mil gaye hote – Abdul Hameed Adam
aap agar hum ko mil gaye hote
bag mein phul khil gaye hote
aap ne yun hi ghur kar dekha
honth to yun bhi sil gaye hote
kash hum aap is tarah milate
jaise do waqt mil gaye hote
hum ko ahal-e-khirad mile hi nahi
varana kuch munfail gaye hote
us ke aankhen hi kaj-nazar thin “adam”
dil ke parde to hil gaye hote
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Abdul Hameed Adam
Na jee bhar ke dekha na kuch baat ke – Bashir Badr
Na jee bhar ke dekha na kuch baat ke
badi aarzoo thi mulaqat ke
kai saal se kuch khabar hi nahi
kahan din guzra kahan raat ke
ujalon ke pariyan nahane lagin
nadi gunagunai khayalat ke
main chup tha to chalati hawa ruk gai
zuban sab samajhate hain jazbat ke
sitaron ko shayad kahbar hi nahi
musafir ne jane kahan raat ke
muqaddar mere chashm-e-pura’ab ka
barasati hui raat barsat ke
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Bashir Badr
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Apni Khusbo dosto ko
Aey phool apni khushbo mere Doston ko de dena…
Suna hy…
Sardiyon k mosam main woh nahaya ni Krtay. :O 😛
Kuch mjburyan thi meri mein Bewafa Nahi
GHAZAL
Kuch mjburyan thi meri,
mein BEWAFA Nahi,
Shayad ho lehja talakh pr me bura Nahi,
Ye ZINDAGI hmari kuch is tarha se hy guzri,
Jeeny ka mujh me baqi ab hosla Nhi,
GARDISH-E-ZINDAGI me Paya to bht kuch,
Lekin JO DIL NEY CHAHA WO HUM KO MILA NAHI,
Kuch rishton ki majburiyan, kuch rasmon ki deewar thi,
Taqdeer se Hum ko to koi gila Nhi,
Ik SHAKHS ko MANGA tha hum ne DUA mai,
HAATH Us k baad ab tk phr UTHA Nahi…..
Shadi Mubarak Ho
Ye rat itni tanha kiyo hoti hai, kismat se apni sabko sikayat kiyo hoti hai, ajeeb khel khelti hai ye kismat, jise hum pa nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kiyo hoti hai_ 09783767676 Sada hanste raro aap hajaro ke beech, hunste hai jaise phool baharo ke beech,
Biwi Ka hal By malang baba
Husband: Malang baba meri BIWI bahut pareshan krti hy
us ka koi hal batao.
Malang: beta Agar bivi ka koi Hal hota to aaj
main MALANG na hota
Ishq ke ghulami me guzara Waqt
faqt us ke ishq ke ghulami main guzara hai waqt
sunny
warna ye dil kal bhi nawab tha or aj bhi nawab hai
Friday, March 27, 2009
Friendship is a Rainbow
Friendship is a rainbow between two hearts
sharing seven color which are:
Secrets
Truth
Sadness
Faith
Happiness
Respect
Love
Zakhm ko phul to sar sar ko saba kahate hain – Ahmed Faraz
Zakhm ko phul to sar sar ko saba kahate hain
jane kya daur hai kya log hain kya kahate hain
kya qayamat hai ke jin ke liye ruk ruk ke chale
ab wohi log hamen aabalapa kahate hain
koi batalao ke ik umr ka bichada mahbub
ittefaqan kaheen mil jaye to kya kahate hain
ye bhi andaz-e-sukhan hai ke jafa ko teri
gamza-o-ishva-o-andaz-o-ada kahate hain
jab talak dur hai tu teri parastish kar lain
hum jise chu na saken us ko khuda kahate hain
kya ta’ajjub hai ke hum ahl-e-tamanna ko ‘faraz’
wo jo maharum-e-tamanna hain bura kahate hain
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Ahmed Faraz
Thursday, March 26, 2009
The Best Part Of Life
The best part of life is not just surviving,
but thriving with passion & style
& compassion & generosity
& humour and finally with kindness.
Eid Ki Shoping Karni Hai
Bat ko mzak me ni lena..
Jab se nayaa saal shuru hua hai tab se ap keh rahay ho k
Ye 2 Hazaar Tera Hai.
(2013)
To Plz mere 2 Hazaar mujhe day kar kahaani khatam karo.
Eid Ki Shoping Karni Hai…!!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
World AIDS Day Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu
Find latest World AIDS Day Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu on shayarionline.com. Celebrate World AIDS Day 2015 in style though our wonder full poetry and shayari to use on cards. This poetry can also be used as Happy World AIDS Day sms greeting.
iam sori yar,
Aaaj takk maine tujhe avoid kiyaa,
Kaei baar tujhse baat nahi ki,
Tujhse haath nahi milaaya,
Sori yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki
AIDS chhune se nahi failta.
AIDS K BARE ME JANIYE AUR DUSRO KO BHI BATIYE KI
AIDS MARIJO SE SE NAFRAT NA KRE
BCOZ AIDS CHUNE SE
BAT KARNE
KHANA KHANE SE
NaHI FAILTA HAI
I Am Very Sorry, Because Till Now I have avoided you,Most Of The Times I have not even Talked with you, Many Times I have not shake hand with you, Because I have unkown about that aids don’t spread out with touch.
Happy World AIDS Day Mubarak to all of you from shayari Online Team
pasandeda amal
NABI-e-AKRAM (S.A.W)
nay farmaya :
” ALLAH ke nazdik sab se pasandeda amal
waqt par namaz parhna or
waldian ke sath acha sulok kerna hai. “
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Apne hamarah jo aate ho idhar se pahale – Ibn E Insha
apne hamarah jo aate ho idhar se pahale
dasht padta hai miyan ishq mein ghar se pahale
chal diye uth ki su-e-shahar-e-vafa ku-e-habib
puch lena tha kisi khak basar se pahale
ishq pahale bhi kiya hijr ka gham bhi dekha
itane tadape hain na ghabraye na tarase pahale
jee bahalata hi nahi ab koi sa’at koi pal
raat dhalati hi nahi char pahar se pahale
hum kisi dar pe na thithake na kaheen dastak di
saikadon dar the meri jan tere dar se pahale
chand se aankh mili jee ka ujala jaga
hum ko sau bar hui subah sahar se pahale
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Ibn E Insha
Rab Te Tery Andar Wasda
Rab Rab Kardy Buddhy Ho Gaye Mullah Pandat Saary
Rab Da Khoj Khura Na Labba Sajdy Kar Kar Haary
Rab Te Tery Andar Wasda Vich Quran Ishary
Bhullhy Shah Rab Ohnu Milda Jerrha Apny Nafs Nu Maary. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Application To Headmaster
Application
To
Da Headmaster in Punjabi.
PAA G,
Guzarish ey way k mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda. Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich aik v kuri nai hai gi,
Tay madam v koi khas pataka nai.
Hor nai tay
“kam waliyan” te soniyan rakh lo.
Bari meharbani.
Tuhada faithfully,
Pappu Dukhi.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Muhabbat Bhi Teri Thi
Muhabbat Bhi Teri Thi…
Wo Shararat Bhi Teri Thi,
Agar Kuch Bewafai Thi
To Wo Bewafai Bhi Teri Thi,
Hum Chhod Gaye Tera Shehar…
To Wo Hidayat Bhi Teri Thi,
Akhir Karte To Kis Se Karte Tumari Shikayat,
Wo Shehar Bhi Tera Tha Aur Wo Adalat Bhi Teri Thi …!!
ek rangin jhijhak ek sada payam -Kaifi Azmi
ek rangin jhijhak ek sada payam
kaise bhulun kisi ka wo pahala salam
phul rukhsar ke rasmasane lage
hath utha qadam dagmagane lage
rang-sa khal-o-khad se chalakane laga
sar se rangin aanchal dhalakane laga
ajanabiyat nigahen churane lagi
din dhadakane laga lahar aane lagi
sans mein ik gulabi girah pad gai
honth tharraye simate nazar gad gai
reh gaya umr bhar ke liye ye hijab
kyon na sambhala hua de saka main javab
kyon main be-qasd be-azm be-vasta
dusari samt ghabara ke takane laga
Poet of the poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Kaifi Azmi
Embrace Change
Embrace change.
Store coins in a coffee mug.
You never know when you will run out of money for beer!
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Ramadan Kareem Mubarik
Ramadan Kareem Mubarik.
May Allah Enables Us
To Do M0re And M0re Good Deeds
N To Make The M0st Of Dix M0nth…
May Allah Forgive R Sins.Ameen.
Remembr Me In Ur Prayers.
GOOD MORNING With Smile
.*”Always”*.Welcome a New Day With a
.*”Smile”*. On Your .*”Face”*..*”.”*”Love”*”.”*.
In Your.*”.”*Heart*”.”*. .*”Thoughts “*.
In Your.*”.”*Mind*”.”*.
And You Will.*”.”*Always*”.”*.Have a Wonderful.*”.”*”Day”*”.”*.
“GOOD MORNING”
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Smile fades front of our eyes
S0metimes it’s 2 late 2 make things right.
.
Sometimes we hurt others more than we realise.
.
Sometimes a smile fades in front of our eyes.
.
and sometimes we are the reason for tears in someone’s eyes.
.
Never treat anyone the way you don’t want to be treated.
Receive Gift of Love
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Friday, March 20, 2009
Translate This Punjabi Sentence
Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .
Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.
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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;
Who i am in ur 0pinion
Who i am in ur 0pinion?
Tweety…(Speak a lot)
Tom…(Fight too much)
Jerry(Naughty)
Pooh(Senstive) DonaldDuck(Frank)
Dextor(Studious)
Barbie…(Sweet n lovely) JohnyBravo(Flirt)
Minnie…(Attractive)
Tintin…(Intelligent)
Ben10…(rude)
B honest!.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Naye Saal Ki Khushi
Sochta Hun is Naye Saal Ki Khushi Mein
Apne yaar ko kya tohfa du.
Tumhari is ada pe kya jawab du
Apne yaar ko kya tohfa du
Koi acha sa phool hota to mangvata mali se
Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du
Happy New Year Yaaaaaaaaar..
Muskura Rahe Ho Aaj
Jo Wada Kiya Hai Wo Nibhana Hoga,
Ek Din Laut Kar Tumhe Aana Hoga,
Dil Todkar Muskura Rahe Ho Aaj,
Dekhna Ek Din Tumhe Bhi Pachtana Hoga
Kitbaon k panno ko palat kr sochta hon
Kitbaon k panno ko palat kr sochta hon
Yon palat jay zindgi to kia bat hai
khawabon mein roz milta hai jo
Haqiqat mein ay to kia bat hai
Kuch log matlab k liy dhondty hain mujy
Bina matlab aain to kia bat hai
Qatal kr to sub ley jain gy mera dil
koi baton se ley jay to kia bat hai
Jo sharifon ki sharaft mein bat na ho
Wo aik sharabi keh jay to kia bat hai
Apny rahny tak to khushi don ga sub ko
Jo kisi ko meri mout pe khushi mil jay to kia bat hai
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Respect For President
It has been noted that certain people
are spreading insulting msgs against
our president and we are forwarding them not realising
the damage being done to our country.
Why dont we respect our president?
Zara sochen wo bghairat ap ka sadar hai.
Os kameeny ki b kuch izzat hai.
Khabrdar jo ksi ne os kuttay ko gali di.
Yar wo zaleel es mulk ka sarbarah hai.
Os haramkhor ki izzat karna hmara ikhlaqi farz hai
So plz frwrd to others to respect our PRESIDENT ;p
Mar hi dal mujhe chasm-e-ada se pahale – Momin Khan Momin
mar hi dal mujhe chasm-e-ada se pahale
apni manzil ko pahunch jaun qaza se pahale
ik nazar dekh lun aa jao qaza se pahale
tum se milane ke tamanna hai khuda se pahale
hashr ke roz main puchunga khuda se pahale
tu ne roka nahi q mujhko khata se pahale
ae meri maut thahar unko zara aane de
zeher ka jam na de mujhko dawa se pahale
hath pahunche bhi na the zulf dota tak “momin”
hathakadi dal di zalim ne khata se pahale
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Momin Khan Momin
Meri chahat be tum
TuJhE Chahat Ki Kya Khabar
Tu Kya JanE MuhaBat
JaB Jan Pao To Yad Rakhna
Meri Chahat Bhi Tum
Meri Muhbat Bhi tum.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Sailaab Aankh Mein
Rootha Jo Pyaar Hum Se Dubara Nahin Mila
Kiya Bewafa Tha Shakhs Dubara Nahin Mila
Ik Baar Aa Gaya Tha Sailaab Aankh Me
Darya Ko Uskey Baad Kinara Nahin Mila
Mujhko Bhi Raas Aata Nahin Dosra Koi
Usko Bhi Mere Jesa Sahara Nahin Mila
Barson Se Phirr Raha Tha Mei Jis Ki Talash Me
Vo Mil Gaya To Usse Sitara Nahin Mila
Ab Lifafay Se Bhi Tere Haath Ki Khushbhu Nahi Aati Mujhe
Qabr Pay Ghulaab Mat Lana
Tu Meri Qabr Pay Lay Kar Ghulaab Mat Aana
Zamana Mangey Ga Mujh Say Hisaab Mat Aana
Sabhi Khatayen Teri Apney Sar Main Lay Loon Ga
Kisi Sitam Ka Tu Denay Jawab Mat Aana
Meri Lehad Main Andhera Hi Main Nay Chaha Tha
Tu Meri Qabr Pey Ab Bay Naqaab Mat Aana
Sabhi Qabr Kay Azabon Ki Laaj Rakh Loon Ga
Main Sah Na Paaoun Ga Aisa Azaab Mat Aana
Buhat Taweel Si Muddat Kay Baad Soya Hoon
Meri Nigaah Main Ban Kar Khuwab Mat Aana
Warq Warq Pey Tum Apna Hi Naam Pao Gay
Go Phir Bhi Parhney Ko Dil Ki Kitaab Mat Aana
Behak Na Jaoun Farishton Kay Samney Janaan
Buhat Haseen Hay Tera Shabaab Mat Aana
Meri Duayen Teray Sar Pey Saaya Daar Rahen
Mera Khuda Tujhay Dey Ga Sawaab , Mat Aana
Yah Ab Nigahon Say Ashkon Kay Jaam Peeta Hay
Mere Kay Waastey Lay Kar Sharab Mat Aana
Bohat Chup Chup Sey Rehtey Ho
Bohat Chup Chup Sey Rehtey Ho
Na Bantey Hoo, Sanwertey Ho
Na Koi Baat Kartey Ho
Bharee Mehfil Main Bhi Aksar!
Hamesha Khoye Rehtey Ho
Udasi Ankh Main Bharr Kar
Har Ik Chehrey Ko Taktey Ho!
Koi Jab Yaad Ata Ha
To Thandee Aah Bhartey Ho!
To Khul Kar Kyun Nahin Kehtey
Kisi Sey Pyaar Kartey Ho ……
Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se
Sardar:
Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend:
Acha wo kaise?
Sardar:
Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi
Monday, March 16, 2009
Dheyaan Kisi Ka Aur Sawal Kisi Se
Shair kisi ke hijr main kehnaa sirf visaal kisi se,
FARAZ
Hum bhi kya hain, dheyaan kisi ka aur sawal kisi se..
Khush Mizaaj hain
Youn kehnay ko to Hum baray Khush Mizaaj hain,
Bas Rula deti hai kisi k Pyaar ki Hasrat kabhi kabhi
Mohabat Naam Hy Jiss
Mohabat Naam Hy Jiss Ka…..Wo Qaid Hy Esi,
Umer Ager Beet bhi Jaye, Saza Pori Nahi Hoti
Hum Jhuttay Hi Sahi Tumharay Dil Me To Hain
How was Your English paper
Ist friend: How was ur English paper?
2nd Friend: It was ok but I forgot the 2nd form of Think.
I thought & thought & thought and finally wrote Thunk 😀
Sunday, March 15, 2009
World Labour Day Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu
Find latest World Labour Day Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu on shayarionline.com . Celebrate World Labour Day 2015 in style though our wonder full poetry and shyari to use on cards. This poetry can also be used as Happy World Labour Day sms greeting.
May 1st, often called May Day is synonymous with International Workers’ Day, or Labour Day. May Day is celebrated in many countries in many dates and in many contexts. Labor Day Scraps, Labour Day Comments.
Labour Day is celebrated on the first Monday of September.
It is a statutory holiday throughout Canada.
The Canadian labour movement can justly claim the title of originator of Labour Day.
Peter J. McGuire,
one of the founders of the American Federation of Labour
has traditionally been known as the ‘Father of Labour Day’.
Historical evidence indicates that McGuire obtained his idea for
the establishment of an annual demonstration and public holiday
from the Canadian trade unionist.
Happy World Labour Day to all of you from shayari Online Team
Sohni Surat MUHAMMAD Ki
Banai Kya KHUDA Ne Sohni Surat MUHAMMAD Ki
Huye Aashiq Wo Jisne Dekh Li Surat MUHAMMAD Ki
Kamal-E-Husn-E-Yusuf Pr Faqt Ashiq Zulekha Thi
KHUDA Khud Jis Pe Ashiq Hy Wo Surat Hy MUHAMMAD Ki
Muslamano Ko Jab Janat K Darwazy Pe Rokengy
Hukum Hoga K Jany Do Ye Ummat Hy MUHAMMAD Ki
1 Bv Kali Thee Aur Shohr Gora Tha
1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha.
Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.
Bv boli woh kesay.
Sohahr bola .
Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.
Merasi ke Ghr k Samne
1 merasi k ghr k samne kutta
mara para tha
merasi ne Municipal Committe ko
phone kia
Mre ghr k samne kutta mara para ha uthwa len
Jwab mila
wahin dafana
do
merasi ko ghussa to bht aya pr tahammul sy bola:
G Main Dafan karn lga c, par marhoom dy bachyan no itlaa v te krni c naa, is
leay aa k mu
vekh lo
Namaz mein Lamba Sajda
Namaz mein Lamba Sajda Karney Sey:
* Heart problem nahy hoti,
* Nigah Taiz
* Dimagh Taqat War
Or
* Chehra Haseen Hota Ha
Achi bt ko phelana sadqa e jaria hy.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
What’s Wrong With Pakistan
2nd Largst Salt Mine
5th Largst Gold Mine
5th Largst Coal Reservs
7th Largst Coppr Mine
Still Begging From Imf
2nd Largst Dam
3 Nuclear Reactors
5 Rivers
Still Loadsheding
6th Largst Army
7th Nuclear Power
#1 Strongest Muslim Army
Still Silent On Drone Attacks
7th Largst Rice Producr
8th Largst Wheat Producr
40% Hardly Get Food
Think
What’s Wrong With Pakistan?
Spread
The Awareness
The Change We Need
Wake-Up-Pakistan
Us Bewafa Sy Kehna Ek Yaar Tha Tumhara
Us Bewafa Sy Kehna Ek Yaar Tha Tumhara
Tum Zindgi Thy Uski Woh Pyar Tha Tumhara
Kehty The Tum Mujhe Yeh Main Jaan Hun Tumhari
Tum Chandni Ho Meri Main Chand Hun Tumhara
Hum Sath Hi Jeeyein Gy Hum Sath Hi Marein Gy
Tujhe Yad Bi Hy Humdam Wada Tha Yeh Tumhara
Tum Chor Gaye Mujh Ko Dharkan Mein Tum Base Ho
Yeh Dil Dharakta Hy Tu Leita Hy Naam Tumhara..?
Itna to zindagi mein kisi ke khalal pade – Kaifi Azmi
Itna to zindagi mein kisi ke khalal pade
hansane se ho sukun na rone se kal pade
jis tarah hans raha hun main pi-pi ke ashk-e-gam
yun dusara hanse to kaleja nikal pade
ek tum ke tum ko fikr-e-nasheb-o-faraz hai
ek hum ke chal pade to baharahal chal pade
muddat ke bad us ne jo ke lutf ke nigah
jee khush to ho gaya magar aansu nikal pade
saqi sabhi ko hai gam-e-tashnalabi magar
may hai usi ke naam pe jis ke ubal pade
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Kaifi Azmi
Friday, March 13, 2009
Ravindra Nath Tagore Jayanti Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu
Find latest Ravindra Nath Tagore Jayanti Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu on shayarionline.com .Celebrate Ravindra Nath Tagore Jayanti 2015 in style though our wonder full poetry and shyari to use on cards. This poetry can also be used as Happy Ravindra Nath Tagore Jayanti sms greeting.
Mat karo pyar kisi se phoolon ki taraha, Phool to pal mae Murjha jaate hai, Pyar karo to karo Kaaton ki taraha, Jo Chubhne ke baad bi Yaad Aate hain …
Kuch is terha guzarti ab, humaari har shaam hai, Ek haath tasveer unki to, aik haath jaam hai! Bekaar hai yaad dilana ,k shaye ye haraam hai, Sab kuch bhool jaate hain ,jab koi leta unka naam hai! Hum to yehi kahenge, Mai be-wajah badnaam hai, Dard-e-dil se humko to , pahunchaati ye araam hai! Tabaah kerti hai sharaab, ghalat is per ilzaam hai, Madadgaar ka badnaam hona to, qudrat ka nizaam hai! Hum ghamkhaaron ka mai ko, Tah-e-dil se salaam hai, Bina iske to khudaa jaane, kya …
Happy Ravindra Nath Tagore Jayanti Mubarak to all of you from shayari Online Team
Be-Wajah Nahi Rota Ishq Me Koi Ghalib
Submitted By: Taskeen
Friendship Is Unnecessary
Friendship is unnecessary,
like philosophy, like art…
It has no survival value;
rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Iftar invitation
“Iftar invitation”
From.
Me
20 Ramzan
21 Aug 2011 Sunday
Shah Nasir Hall
3rd floor
Buraj_ul_khalifa
Dubbai.
No excuse plz.
sheeshay k samny
Mirassi sardio mein kese nahatay hain?
sheeshay k samny khare hote hain,
phr sheshay pe pani phenk k kehte hain!
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“oye mar gaye, enna thanda pani :):-D;-)
Broken Glass All Alone Your Worlds
Broken Glass All Alone Your Worlds All Broken
Run To Me, Till It Feels Better
Back Again, Pains All Gone So Are You
Bruises,Cuts,What Have You Done?
Run To Me,Look Their Gone
You Move On I’m Lost In Your World Of
Broken Glass It’s Hard To Run,I Can’t Go Fast
I Trip And Fall; My Heart It Bleeds
Now Your Here, Now You See
Run From The Pain,Run From The Hurt,
Don’t Run From Me,
I’ll Help You When You Hurt
Your Pain Runs Through Me,
Broken Glass, I’ll Cut Myself
Let You See How I Felt
Can You Feel My Pain Inside
Does It Run Or Does It Hide?
Slowly Flowing Through Your Viens
Twisting,Turning,Go Insane
What I Felt Now Is Through
Broken Glass I Bled For You
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Yaqeen Aata Nai Dil Ko - Urdu Poetry
Jb Wo Mera Naam Apne
Jb Wo Mera Naam Apne Hathon Ki Lakeeron
Mein Tlash Kar Kar K Thak Gya,
To Sar Jhukaya Or Ro K Kaha Lakeren Jhot Bolti hain
Tum Mery Ho ……!,
Tum mery ho ……!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
surah baqarah
Logo apne parwardigar ki ibadat karo jis ne tum ko aur tum se pehle logo ko paida kia taake tum us k azaab se bacho.
(surah_baqarah)
ayat_21
Main ne dil se kaha – Javed Akhtar
main ne dil se kaha
ae divane bata
jab se koi mila
tu hai khoya hua
ye kahani hai kya
hai ye kya silasila
ae divane bata
main ne dil se kaha
ae divane bata
dhadakanon mein chupi
kaisi aavaz hai
kaisa ye geet hai
kaisa ye saz hai
kaisi ye baat hai
kaisa ye raz hai
ae divane bata
mere dil ne kaha
jab se koi mila
chand tare fiza
phul bhaunre hawa
ye hasin vadiyan
nila ye aasaman
sab hai jaise naya
mere dil ne kaha
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Javed Akhtar
Chand se phul se ya meri zuban se suniye – Nida Fazli
chand se phul se ya meri zuban se suniye
har taraf aap ka qisa jahan se suniye
sab ko aata hai duniya ko sata kar jina
zindagi kya muhabbat ke dua se suniye
meri aavaz parda mere chehare ka
main hun khamosh jahan mujhako vahan se suniye
kya zaruri hai ki har parda uthaya jaye
mere halat apne apne makan se suniye
Poet of the poem/ghazal or nazam : Nida Fazli
Honton pe kabhi un ke mera naam hi aaye – Ada Badayuni
honton pe kabhi un ke mera naam hi aaye
aaye to sahi bar-sar-e-ilzam hi aaye
hairan hain labbasta hain, dilgir hain gunche
khushbu ke zubani tera paigam hi aaye
lamhat-e-masarrat hain tasavvur se gurezan
yaad aae hain jab bhi gam-o-alam hi aaye
taron se saja lenge rah-e-shahar-e-tamanna
maqadur nahi subho chalo sham hi aaye
yadon ke vafaon ke aqidon ke gamon ke
kam aaye jo duniya mein to is naam hi aaye
kya rah badalne ka gila hamsafaron se
jis rah se chale tere dar-o-bam hi aaye
thak har ke baithe hain sar-e-ku-e-tamanna
kam aaye to phir jazba-e-nakam hi aaye
baqi na rahe sakh “ada” dasht-e-junun ke
dil mein agar andesha-e-anjam hi aaye
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Ada Badayuni
Monday, March 9, 2009
ABBU Mat Kehna
Baap; Agar ab Tum Fail Huye to Mujhe ABBU Mat Kehna
Result Aane Per
Baap: kya bana result?
Beta: Sorry Yaar mushtaq aj Tum ne Baap kehlaane ka HAQ Kho dia¿¿
Raat ka Khana
Hadis Sharif
1.Raat ka Khana na chhoro
chahe 1 methi khajoor Q na ho,
Q k raat ka khana chhorna
admi ko zaeef kar deta hai
(IBN-e-MAJA)
2-Khouf Se Tanhai Mei Rone K Siwa Koi b Cheez Allah Ki Nrazgi Ko Nahi Mita Skti
3-Allah Us Shkhs Ko Abad Rakhta Hai Jo Hades Sun K Dosro ko Pohnchye
“Assalam.o.Alaikum”Subha Bakhair
pareshan raat sari hai sitaron tum to so jao – Qateel Shifai
pareshan raat sari hai sitaron tum to so jao
sukut-e-marg tari hai sitaron tum to so jao
hanson aur hansate-hansate dubate jao khalaon mein
hamen ye raat bhari hai sitaron tum to so jao
tumhen kya aj bhi koi agar milane nahi aaya
ye bazi hum ne hari hai sitaron tum to so jao
kahe jate ho ro-roke hamara hal duniya se
ye kaisi razadari hai sitaron tum to so ja
hamen to aj ke shab pau phate tak jagana hoga
yahi qismat hamari hai sitaron tum to so jao
hamen bhi neend aa jayegi hum bhi so hi jayenge
abhi kuch beqarari hai sitaron tum to so jao
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam :Qateel Shifai
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Bura Waqt
Wife:Agr mai waqt hoti log meri kitni Qadar krty Husband:Log Tumhe dekh k Dar jaty.
Wife:Q.?
Husband:Log Khty Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha hy.
urgently need
Plz pass this sms to all friends
I m “nabeel”
Blood group A+
urgently need
2 bottles of….
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MIRINDA
with
1 large Pizza
thanx 😛
Kisi aur ko Q Dekhein ye Aakhein
Zikar krta hai “DIL” subah shaam tera,
Girte hain Aansu Banta hai NAAM tera,
Kisi aur ko Q Dekhein ye Aakhein,
Jab “DIL” pe likha hai sirf tum.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Subject of Life
(Subject 0f LifE)
Ksi K Milne Se Qismat Nhi Badalti
Hota Wahi Hy Jo Teh Hay.
Agr Tum Ksi ko Chaho 0r Usay Pa Na Sako
To Qismat Ka Gila Mat kro Q K Hoga Wahi Jo Teh Hay.
Agar Kuch Paa k Tum Kho Do to Heran Mat Ho
Jab paa Liya To kh0na To Teh Hay
Har Pal Hansna To Sub Chahty Hen
Aray Jab Hans Lia To Rona To Teh Hay.
Sub Ko Apni Zindagi Jeene Ka P0ora Haq Hay
Jab Zindagi ko Jee Lia To Marna To Teh Hay….!!!
Just Say
“Hasbi Allah” is an Arabic Word,
Means: Muje Allah kafi hey.
Whenever u feel u r in trouble, r feel lonely, or ve sum probl,
Just say “HASBI ALLAH”
Dil Behalta Hai Kahan Anjum-o-Mehtab Se Bhi
Choti si galatfahami kar degi juda hum ko
choti si galatfahami kar degi juda hum ko
halat na badalenge malum na tha hum ko
rishton ke hamen itani pahachan na thi pahale
kahane ko marasim to apne the bahut gehare
ashkon ke siva lekin kuch bhi na mila hum ko
uthate hue qadamon mein zanjir si pad jati
ehasas-e-nidamat se dahaliz par gad jati
ik bar muhabbat se dete jo sada hum ko
Poet of the poem/ghazal or Nazam: Poet Unknown
Friday, March 6, 2009
Full Mazaak friends shayari
Hum ne bhi kissi se pyaar kiya tha
Thoda nahi beshumar kiya tha
Meri to zindagi hi badal gai jab us ne kaha
Are pagal maine to MAZAK kiya tha
Meri hasi ka mazak kyu banate hai log,
Mujhe pathar dil hone ka ehsaas kyu dilate hai log,
Maine bhi to kismat se thokre khayi hain kitni,
Fir kyu phool markar pathar sa ghao de jate hai log!!
bahaana kion taarasha
Bahaana kion Taarasha Rooth jaane ka
FARAZ
Bas itna keh dete k dil Main jaga nai……
5 Miss Call From Home
5 Missed Calls from your Best frend means they wanna hang out with you
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5 Missed Calls from your Girlfriend/ Boyfriend means they Miss you
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But 5 Missed Call from HOME means
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Beta Aaj toh Band Bajne Wali hai..
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Ay Chaand Tujhe Yahaan Na Aana Tha
Ye Duniya Tere Khatir Na Thi Shaayad
Ay Chaand Tujhe Yahaan Na Aana Tha
Bekaar Tatolta Raha In Pattharon Ko
Yahaan Mohobbat Ka Phool Na Khil Paana Tha,
Khoobsoorat Chehron Ke Pichhe
Makkariyon Ka Ambaar Dekha,
Insaaniyat,Pyar, Sachaai Jahaan Bikti Hai
Hamne Yahaan Wo Baazaar Dekha,
Apne Se Nazar Aane Waale
Bachpan Saath Bitaane Waale,
Mere Umron Lambe Doston Ki
Dosti Or Eitbaar Dekha,
Ghar, Daftar, Dukaanon Me
Mai Soude Baaziyan Jhelta Raha,
Mai Karta Raha Viswaas Sabpar
Har Ek Is Viswaas Se Khelta Raha,
Bada Eitbaar Tha Jis Chaandni Par
Wo Bhi Juda Ho Gai,
Jara Baadal Kya Chaaye
Wo Apna Vishwaas Kho Gai,
Har Rishte Ki Gehraai Me
Meine Daulat Ka Prabhaav Dekha,
Milna Milaana To Khoob Tha
Par Unme Khushboo Ka Aabhaav Tha.
Chaand
Koi Mere Dil Se Khelta Hai
Koi Mere Desh Se Khelta Hai,
Wo Uparwaala Jaane Kahaan Baitha Hai
Kya Wo Bhi Meri Hi Tarah,
Is Jahaan Ki, Makkaariyon Ko Jhelta Hai.
Kya khabar thi is tarah se wo juda ho jayega
kya khabar thi is tarah se wo juda ho jayega
khwab mein bhi us ka milana khwab sa ho jayega
zindagi thi qaid hamen kya nikaloge us se
maut jab aa jayegi to khud riha ho jayega
dost banakar us ko chaha, ye kabhi socha na tha
dosti hi dosti mein wo khuda ho jayega
us ka jalva hoga kya jisaka ke parda nur hai
jo bhi us ko dekh lega wo fida ho jayega
Poet of the poem/ghazal or Nazam: Rustom Sehgal Wafa
Ye Jo Samne Ladka
Girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai
Waiter:
Yeh Ali Shahb Hain
Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain
Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?
Girl:
Yahi To Pareshani Hai
Moral:
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti
kaghaz per bana na saka
Jis ki tasweer mai kaghaz per bana hi na saka,
Us nay Mehndi say hethli pe utara hy mujhe.!
Alvida Alvida Mahay Ramzan
Hum rahey na rahey agley baras magr tm phr Aajaogy.
RAMZAN
Dar-haqeeqat tm nahi, Insaan hai mehmaan.
Alvida Alvida Mahay Ramzan..
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Hamesha hai vasl-o-judai ka dhandha – Zafar Gorakhpuri
hamesha hai vasl-o-judai ka dhandha
buton ke hai ulfat khudai ka dhandha
agar baithe rindon ke sohabat mein zahid
to den chod sab parasai ka dhandha
jo hona hai aakhir wo hokar rahega
kare kon bakhtazamai ka dhandha
pareshan rahi umr bhar par na choda
teri zulf ne kajadai ka dhandha
mubarak raison ko kar-e-riyasat
gada ko hai kafi gadai ka dhandha
nahi khizr ke piche gar aur jhagade
to hai sath ik rahnumai ka dhandha
‘zafar’ is se bahatar hai nashanai
ki mushkil hai ye aashanai ka dhandha
Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Zafar Gorakhpuri
Decent shayari
Zahid shrab peeny do masjid mein beth kr…
Ya wo jagha bta do jahan pr KHUDA nahi…
(Mirza Ghalib)
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Masjid KHUDA ka ghar hai, peeny ki jagha nahi..
Kafir k dil mein ja, wahan pr Khuda nahi..
(ALLAMA IQBAL)
Humein Ab Kho K Kehti Hai Mujhe Tum Yaad
Monday, March 2, 2009
Door Se Dekha Series
Door Se Dekha Series [ New ]
Door Se Dekha To Santra Tha
Pass Jaake Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Chooke Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Chakh Ke Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Wah, Kya Santra Tha !!
Door Se Dekha To Haseena Baal Sukha Rahee Thee,
Kareeb Jakar Dekha To Gayein(Cow) Dum Hilaa Rahee Thee
Door Se Dekha To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
Dooor Se Dekhaaa… To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
Paas Jake Dekhaa To Kuchh Tha Hi Nahi
Door Se Dekha To Patthhar Dikhta Tha…
Dooor Se Dekha… To Patthharr Dikhtaa Thaa…
Paas Jake Dekha To… Suchmuch Patthhar Hi Thaa.
Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
Paas Gaya… To Bheeg Gaya.
Door Se Dekha To Sher Tha
Door Se Dekha To Sher Tha
Is Liye Paas Gaya Hi Naihn.
Door Se Dekha To Ganje Uchak Rahe Thea
Door Se Dekha To Ganje Uchak Rahe Thea
Pass Jake Dekha To Unde Ubal Rahe The..
njoy life its beautiful
V may nt b eligible for oscars and grammys
bt v all eligible for life precious moment like
a big hug ,a quite evening walk ,
thinking of sumone late nite ,
watching the rain ,
sipping hot tea,parents love, to see sumone smile at u for no reason
@n a simple txt frm ur luvd one ,
treasure these moments u might nt get them bak
njoy life its beautiful
Aranmula Vallamkali Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu
Find latest Aranmula Vallamkali Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu on shayarionline.com .Celebrate Aranmula Vallamkali 2015 in style though our wonder full poetry and shyari to use on cards. This poetry can also be used as Happy Aranmula Vallamkali sms greeting.
Aranmula Vallamkali is an annual water sports meet especially for boat races held in Aranmula district Kerela. The water fiesta is organized during Onam in the month of September. This world famous fiesta owes its origin to the Sree Parthasarathy Temple situated on the banks of the Pamba River.
Happy Aranmula Vallamkali Mubarak to all of you from shayari Online Team
Happy Mother Day 2012 Sms Wishes
The Miracle of Life nurtured by a woman who gave us love and sacrifice…MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!!
Us Ki Ankhon Ko Kabhi
Us ki ankhon ko kabhi Ghaur se dekha hai faraz
sonay walon ki tarah , jagnay walon jaisi
Funny Shayari
Ya Rab Is Soe Hoe Insan Ko Jaga De,
Bistar Hai Is Ka Narm Tu Pathar Ka Bana De,
Khatmalon Or Macharon Ki Duty Is Par Laga De,
Jis Ki Hawa Se Wo Madhosh Hai Us Pankhay Ko Tu Jala De,
Or Kuch Nahi To Bas Esay Aek Saza De,
Khowab Mai Esay Koi Is K Jesa Bhoot Dikha De..
Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P:)
Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
Wah wah wah..
Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
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Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P:)
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Dreaming Of You Makes My Night
Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile,
Thinking of you makes me smile,
Being with you is the best thing ever,
And loving you is what Ill do forever..
Good night
Yamdittya Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu
Find latest Yamdittya Shayari and Poetry in Hindi and Urdu on shayarionline.com .Celebrate Winter Festival 2015 in style though our wonder full poetry and Shayari to use on cards. This poetry can also be used as Happy Yamdittya greeting.
Jab Koi Junoon Aata Hain Dimaag Mein Apna Khoon Daal Deta Hoon Chiraag Mein Ak Chehra Ban Jaata Hain Meri Aahon Se Ak Soorat Chhupi Hui Hain Dil Ke Daag Mein
Kyun Zindaagi Dikhayi Hame Sapna Banakar, Kyun Bhula Diya Tumne Hame Apna Banakar, Main To Kabra Mein Bhii Tera Intezaar Karoonga, Ekk Baar Chali Aana Mera Janaza Samajkar,
Happy Yamdittya Mubarak to all of you from Shayari Online Team