Urdu Express: October 2006

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

A Million Beautiful Days

A Million Beautiful Days
Would Not Be Too Many And
A Million Knowledge
Would Be To Few To Express About Your Teachings
I Thanks God For Giving Me Such A Teacher Like U
Wishing U A Happy Teacher Day?

Monday, October 30, 2006

Sirf aik Bar he msg ko Parh kar Last mein Diye Gaye Question ka Answer dein!
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Yad rahy msg sirf aik Bar Parhna hy!
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Itz a Real Challenge
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Sawal ye hy
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LASSI ko English me Kia Kehty hain?

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Suna Ha Is Mohbbat Mai

Suna Ha Is Mohbbat Mai Bht Nuqsan Hota Ha.
Mehkta Jhoomta Jeevan, Ghamon K Naam Hota Ha.

Suna Ha Chain Kho Kr Wo, Seher Sa Sham Rota Ha
Mohbbat Jo Bh Krta Ha Bht Badnam Hota Ha

Suna Ha Is Mohbbat Mai Kahin Bh Dil Nh Lgta
Bina UsK Nigahon Mai Koi Mosam Nh Jachta

Khafa Jis Sa mohbbat Ho
Wo Zindagi Bhar nhi Hansta

Bht Anmol Ha Wo Dil, Ujar Kr Phr nh Basta
Suna ha Is Mohbbat mai Bht Nuqsan hota ha.

Mohabbat Zinda Rehti Hai

“Musafir Badal Jatey Hein, Rafaaqat Kab Badalti Hai…….”
“Mohabbat Zinda Rehti Hai Mohabbat Kab Badalti Hai…….”
“Kali Ka phool Banna or Ban K Phir Bikhar Jana…….”
“Yehi Qanoon-e-Qudrat Hai,or Qudrat Kab Badalti Hai…….”
“Tumhi Ko Chahtay Hein Hum,Tumhi Se Piyaar Karte Hein…..”
“Yehi Barson Se Aadat Hai Aur Aadat Kab Badalti Hai……”
“Jo Dil Pe Naksh Ho Jaey,Nigahon Mein Simat Jaey…….”
“Alamat Hai Ye Chahat Ki,Aur Chahat Kab Badalti hai…!

Life Is So Simple

Every tear is a sign of
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Cutting oni0ns!
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😉
Every silence is a sign of
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Zero balance!
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Every smile is a sign of
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Daily brushing!

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Life is so simple
Dont make it complicatd with difficult explanati0ns.

Kro kaj jabeen pay sar

kro kaj jabeen pay sar kafhan mary kateelo ko guma na ho

k garoray ishq ka banakpan pasay marg hm ny bhula dia

Friday, October 27, 2006

Ajab Shan Hy Hussain Tmhare Lashkar Ki

Ajab Shan Hy Hussain Tmhare Lashkar Ki
Kahan Se Dhoondh K Lain Misaal ASGHAR Ki
Sitara Ab B Fajar Ka Udaas Hota Hy
Sunai Deti Hy Ab Bhi Azaan Akber Ki

Thand me nahana

Bahadur do tarah k hote he,
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pehle nepal wale 😛

aur dusre kadaake ki thand me roz subah nahane wale 😀

With The Dawn Of New Year

Dear God,

With the dawn of New Year,
I realise that my destiny is solely the result of my actions.

I hereby, thank you and unconditionally accept my fate as has been planned by You.
I ask for forgiveness for my past mistakes;
and beg for the courage to seek the path of righteousness!

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Usko phool maaro

GOLDEN RULE: Agar Koi Apko Patthar maarY To Ap Usko Phool Maaro.
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GamlY k SaatH.

Meri Duaayon Tum Ho

Aesa kya likhoon ke tere dil ko taskeen pohanchey,
Kya yeh kaafi nahin ke meri duaayon mein tum ho…

Sweet Memories

Distance Are Not A Matter , When The Memories Are Sweet. Special Peoples Are Never Forgotten , because They Remain In Heart Beats.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

waqt anay wala

Hazrat Muhammad(S.A.W) ka irshaad e mubarik hai : “meri ummat per wo waqt anay wala hai jb dosri qaumen lukma e tar smjh kr in per is tarah tot parn ge js tarah khanay wale dastarkhawn pe tot parte hn”.

Ksi ne pocha: Ya Rasool Allah (S.A.W) kya us zamanay mein hmari tadad is kadr km ho jae ge?

“us wqt tmhari tadad km na ho ge albta tm sailb mein behnay wale tinkn ki tarah be wazn ho jao ge aur tmara roub khtm ho jae ga aur tmare andr buzdili paida ho jae ge” is per aik shakhs ne pocha: “yh buzdili q paida ho ge?” aap (S.A.W) ne farmaya : “tm dunya se mhbt krne lgo ge aur maut se bhagnay aur nfrt krne lgo ge”

(Abu dawood muarif ul hadees)

Diff B/W ignorance & patience

When u see da Mirror & u dont laugh at urself that is Ignorance &

when i look at u & i also dont laugh thats called patience

Jeeny Ki Aadat

Akaily Jeeny Ki Aadat To Pehly Se Thi, “Faraz”

Janey Q Tanhai Mehsus Ho Rahi Hai Us K BadL Janey K Baad!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

chup kar gunah karna

JAB INSAN HAR kisi se chup k gunah karta hai To ALLAH farmata hai……..

ey Ibn-e-Aadam…Tujhy Tamam rishton mai sab se ziada mai hi haqeer nazar aaya k sab k dar se chup k gunah karna gwara kia, Sirf Mujh ” ALLAH ” se chupana gawara na kia..

Somtimes a small Msg can change The Life.

Bhool Jaaun

Bhool Jaaun To Jee Nahi Sakti…!!

Yaad Aate Ho To Dam Nikalta Hai…!!

Loving Names Of

Loving Names of

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.)

1. In Quran

(MUHAMMAD & AHMED)

2. In Zaboor

(AAQIB )

3. In Toraat

(MAAZ)

4. In Bible

(FARQALEET)

5. In Heaven

(ABDUL KAREEM)

6. In Sky

(MUJTABA)

7. In Earth

(MOAZZAM)

8. AMBIYA-E-KIRAAM call him as

(ABDUL WAHAB )

9. MALAIKA call him as

(ABDUL HAMEED)

AND

10. ALLAH TAALA calls Him as

(YASEEN)

Spread this lovly Message

to All Muslims & Prophet Lovers.

Dear friends Romantic Sms

Dear friends!
Tum doston ke baghair Life aisi hai…
Jaise
Romantic Movie
Radio pe
CHAL rahi ho….! 😉
Really:-p

MBBS Doctor

MBBS Professor: The sperm is made of glucose.

The same material sugar is made of . . .

A girl raised hand: “Then why doesn’t it taste like sugar..?”

The professor’s reply was a medical masterpiece:

“My dear, that is becoz the taste buds r located on the tip of ur tongue

& not in the back of ur throat”

Wasi Aye Zindagi tujhe

Lagta Hai Jese tang Hai koi Mere Wajood Se,

Wasi Ae Zindagi tujh Ko Bhi Ijazat Hai Chor Jaa Mujhy…

Throughout the Coming Year

Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness…
Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous
New Year 2010 with God Bless.

Raat me Maza

Janty ho. Raat mai

Sab se zyada maza. Kab Aata hy!

Jab kisi soay hue ko jaga ker kaha jaye.

“chal vai kaka os Manji ty hoja” :-@:-D:-P

Monday, October 23, 2006

65TH YOM-E-AZADI

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“PAKISTAN ZINDABAD”

14th AUGUST:
65TH YOM-E-AZADI
MUBRAK HO

Dum Nikal Jata Hai

Tera aik haath uthane se mera dum nikal jata hai

Ae Zalim
Ae Qatil
Ae Dost

Aik body spray lagane me tera kiya jata hai??

Kush mijazi bhi

Rahy gi yaad humy us ki khush mijazi bhi..
Mila hai jab bhi khush fehmiyon mal daal gaya.

A solid and nice quote

A solid and nice quote by a mother to her naughty Boy :

Love ur friends, & not their sisters .! Love ur sisters & not their friends:)

Mohabbat mein yun

Hum teri muhabbat main yun pagal rehty hain

Dewany bhe ab hum ko dewana kehty hain

Life ho to aisei

Life ho to aisei:
Monday ko dosti
Tuesday ko pyaar
wednesday ko shaadi
thusday ko baraat
friday ko fighting
saturday ko talaaq
sunday ko rest
monday ko next.
Sunbitted by: Waseem Nisar Khan.

Hum Ne To Faqat Baat Ki

“Hum Ne Kaha K KAMAL Ho Jo Tum Hum Ko Bhula Sako,
“FARAZ”

“Hum Ne To Faqat Baat Ki Us Ne KAMAL Kr Diya… ._

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Happy Anniversary

I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say,
do you still love me? I would say, Till death do us part
Happy Anniversary

With Someone Like You

Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough but
I wont miss out letting you know
that life is worth living with
someone like you around.

AdviCE To bOyZ

AdviCE To bOyZ !!2 type ki girls ke pichhe na bhago.1- jiske piche mai hu…….
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wo tujko kabhi nai milegi.

2-jiske pichhe mai nai hu.
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jo mujse na pati wo tumse kya pategi.

Sometimes the dream

Sometimes the dreams that come true
are the dreams you never knew you had

Hum Toot Ke Rote Hain

Betab Se Rehte He Teri Yad Me Aksar
Rat Bhar Nhi Sote Teri Yad Me Aksar

Jism Me Dard Ka Bahana Sa Bana K

Hum Toot K Rote He Teri Yad Me Aksr. . .

Friend Is Special

Love is a special word for
“CARE”

Care is a special word for
“FRIEND”

Friend is a special word for
“U”

And U r very special for
“ME”

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Assi Labhya Yaar Ganwa Bethy

Quite LOVE .

1 Aalo ne Bhindi k Number pe Love You ka Msg bheja
Bhindi ne Usy Phone kar k Bura bhala kaha Or Boli Shut up

Tum itny Moty or Main Slim & Smart

Aalo ko bohat Dukh hua or Us ne phir itni Sabziyan Phasayin k
Aaj Aap dekh sakty hain

Aalo-GobHi
Aalo-Bengan
Aalo-Shimla Mirch
Aalo-Palak
Aalo-Matar
Aalo-Gaajar
Aalo-Methi

Yahan tak k

Aalu-Gosht Or

Bhindi us Din se Aaj tak Akeli hai
Or Har 1 se kehti phirti hai “Assi Labhya Yaar Ganwa Bethy”

Pathan 1st April Fool

Dost Pthan se:APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pthan:Haa
Dost: kis k sth or ksy?
Pathan:BV k sth.Hm ne 3 bar Talaq dia Jb wo preshan hua tu hm bola:APRIL FOOL,APRIL FOOL.

Brilliant Answers

Brilliant Answers but the teacher gave ‘0’ marks only . .

Q- In which battle did Tipu Sultan die? A- His last battle .

Q- Where was the declaration of Independence signed? A- At the bottom of the page .

Q- What’s the main reason for Divorce? A- Marriage .

Q- River Indus flows in which state? A- Liquid state .

Q- When was Quaid-e-Azam born?A- On his birthday .

Q- How will you distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people? A- By making mango shake.

Soochte hain

Dhoond raha hai Wo tark-e-talluk k jawaz

faraz

Soochte hain kr k bewafai Uski Mushkil aasan kar dein

Friday, October 20, 2006

Maa Aj Bhi Roti Hai

MAA tab B roti thi jb beta khana nhi khata tha

MAA

aj B roti hy

jab beta khana nhi deta

Isko itna 4wd karo k koi MAA kabhi bhuki na soye

I Love u maa.

Larki ki amma

Larkay wale:

Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?

Larki ki amma…

Haan jii

MASHAALLAH

Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Galib Hasrat-e-ishq

Ye Marna ye kafan ye Qabar to rasm-e shariyat hai,

‘Galib’ Mar to tab gaye thay jab hasrat-e-ishq Dil mein jaagi thi.

Urdu naughty Sms and Hindi

Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

1 Fauji dosre se

Funny But True 1 Fauji dosre se:
Yaar General kehta hai k is baar jung computer se larri jaye gi…

2nd Fauji:Haan, Mizail computer se control hote hain naa..

1st:Phir to hum jung haar jaen ge,2nd:Woh kese.?

1st:Agar mizael chorrne se pehle light chali gai to.

Jhoot tumhari yaad – urdu Sms

kahy ga jhoot wo hum sy k tumhari yaad aati hai…

Koi hai muntazir kitna ya lehjy bol dety han

Monday, October 16, 2006

Garmi se bachney ka lye

Garmi se bachney k lye Enter Passwrd:
******
*****O
****LO
***ALO
**HALO
*AHALO
NAHALO Code accepted Welcome 2 B A T H R O O M
—-& ,’,’,’, , ‘,’ ,’,’, ,’ ,(‘.’)>,’ La La La ,</ /, ,’, ‘_/ _’ ‘ ‘

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Life Never Seems To Be

Life never seems to be
the way we want it,
but we live it in the
best way we can.
There is no perfect life but we
can fill it with perfect moments.

niethr u live nor u die

Adolf Hitler:

Evrythng is fair in Love & War.
I sugst u to do War but never Love.
Because in war eithr u live or die.
But in love niethr u live nor u die!

How Pakistani identify?

How Pakistanis are easy to identify?

1. Cook everything in garlic & onion.

2. Re-use gift papers.

3. Always arrive 1 hour late in a party.

4. Children have names rhyming.

5. Talk for half an hour at the gate when leaving.

6. Keep leftover food in fridge.

7. Never use measure cups while cooking.

8. Take medicines without dr’s prescription.

9.Lay bedsheets on sofas to keep them clean.

10.Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control.:-D

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Kamyabi aur nakami

” Kabhi b kamyabi ko dimagh me or nakami ko dil me Jaga na dena,

Q k kamyabi dimagh me takabbur or nakami dil me mayusi peda kr deti hai.

Muqadar kö Phudu laga kr

Muqadar Mein
“Raat” ki Ñèènd Nahi To kya Huwa
“FÄRÄZ”…

Hum B Muqadar kö Phudu laga kr “Din” Ko Sou Jatay Hain…;-)

Good Friend is equal to a Library

…ONE ßest ßook is equal to 100 Friends.
ßut”..ONÉ Good Friend is equal to a Library..
“..SO ‘TAKE GREAT CARE’ of Ur ”
GOOD FRIENDS

Dedicatd 2 all kunware log

Shaadian un ki huen jinko na tha aqal -o-shaoor..

Apna to ye saal bi guzra zikr-e-nikah krte krte..

(Dedicatd 2 all kunware log)

Friday, October 13, 2006

Muje Zaroor Yaad Rakhna

* R A M Z A N *..R- Roza
Rakhna,A- Allah Se Darna,M-
Masjid ko jana,Z- Zakat Dena,A-
Ache kaam karna,N- Namaz
Parhna Or DUAON mai MUJE Zaror
Yaad Rakna

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Larki Ek Baba Jee Se

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

Only One We Needed

Never let someone have so much

power over you that you feel as if

you cant live without them.

ALLAH is the only one we need.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Nice Dost

Nice Dost “HATH” aur “ANKH” ki tarah hote hain,
jab “HATH” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ANKH” roti hai,
aur jab “ANKH” roti hai to “HATH” anso poonchta hai.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Best Quote Of 2012

ALWAYS REMEMBER ” ASPIRE TO INSPIRE BEFORE YOU EXPIRE ” …

funny molvi sms

Muslim lady: asalamo alikum!

MOLVI : ye jannat mai jaye gi

HINDU LADY: Namasty!

MOLVI: ye dozakh mai jay gi

CHRISTIAN LADY: Hi darling!

MOLVI: ye mere sath jaye gi

Attitude Of Girls

Attitude of Girls

Wen a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n

then replies the boy.

I dont like that kind of sms ok?

Monday, October 9, 2006

Height Of Adab

Height Of Adab:

Hum Sirf Ye Soch Ker Paper Khali De Atay Hy,
K Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahen:
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K Agey Se Jawab Detay Hai… 😀
Respect Ur Teacher

Sunday, October 8, 2006

Chand Raat Mubarak Sms

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çHÅÑD raat böhät böhät MUBÅRÅK ho.

FARAZ In Bakra Mandi

FARAZ in Bakra Mandi:

Bakra Talaash Kar Kar K Thak Gaye Hain Faraz…

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Phir Kisi se Maloom Hua Ye to Gaaye Mandi hai.

Sirf L Ki Trha Khara Hony Sy

Sirf L ki trha khara hony sy kam ni banta,
hilna julna bi parta hi
veena malik ki misbah par sakht tanqeed

Juda ho ker

Juda ho kar bhi dono jee rahe hain aik muddat se…!!!

Kabhi donoo hi kehtay thay ke aisa ho nahe sakta …!!!

Saturday, October 7, 2006

HIEGHT OF BADLUCK

“HIEGHT OF BADLUCK

“A Person Dialled a Number

(written with Lipstick on a phone booth).

And……….

His Wife Picked the Phone…

Meaningful Line

A very Meaningful Line for a true Relation.

“Hurt Me with Truth,
but ..
Never Satisfy Me with a Lie”

Broke samsung galaxy S3

He broke my heart 😀
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I broke his Samsung GalaxY S3 😀
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Ab khud he andaza laga lo kOn ziada roya hoga :-p

Meaning of Pyar

Meaning of PYAR

jutkfjsi wtlosueridir jnkitugfhtiuxlwi

Nahi parha ja raha na? 😀

Forward kar de PATTHAR DIL Tuu

kya jaane Pyaaar ki Bhaasha :-p

Christmas Is The Blessed Season

Christmas is the Blessed season
which engages the whole world
in a conspiracy of love!

2 Admi Motar Cycle Par Pankha Le Kar

2 admi motar cycle par pankha le kar ja rahy the pankha hawa se ghoom raha tha ek sardar ne dekh leya aour 500 ki texi karwai aur un k peche lag geya kuch fasly par un ko roka aur dono ko 1 1 lagai aur bola saaleyo bijli aggay nai labdi tussi sakotaraan te pakhey laaye hoye ne ..