hasrat-e-ishq

Ye Marna ye kafan ye Qabar to rasm-e shariyat hai,

‘Galib’ Mar to tab gaye thay jab hasrat-e-ishq Dil mein jaagi thi.

Valentine love story

“The minute I heard my first love story
I started looking for you, not knowinghow blind that was.
Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere.
They’re in each other all along.”

Apple Sath Laya Hoon

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

A Man In A Meeting

A man was driving down the street. He had a very important meeting and couldn’t find parking.
Looking up towards the heaven, he said : Lord, have pity on me. If you find a parking space for me, I’ll go to church every sunday for the rest of my life and give up drinking.
Miraculously, a parking space appeared.
Man looked up again and said : Never mind, I found one.:-D
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Woh Aik Shaks

Sirf Woh Ik Shakhs Kisi Tarah Se Mil Jataa
Mujhe Manzoor Thay Phir Jitnay Bhi Khasaaray Hotay.

Nazar e Mohabbat Ka Kya Tawan Chahte Ho

Nazar e Mohbbat Ka Kia Tawan Chahte Ho?
Dil Chahte Ho Ya Jan Chahte Ho……..

Parwa Nai Anjam e Mohabt Jo B Ho,
Bus Ab Fesla Suna do Jo Tum Chahte Ho………

Phulon Ki Gali Ho Ya Ho Kanto Ka Nagar,
Lejao Sanam Waha Jahan tum Chahte Ho……

Be His tum Nahi to Khamosh Q Ho?
Mene Kr di Ha zindgi teray naam Ab Or Kia Chahte Ho……?

Angry with someone

Cute Relationship

When Someone Gets Angry With You And

Says: I Will Never Talk To You…

And Later Comes Back To You To Inform

I AM STILL ANGRY

Ek Baar Dil Se

Duniya K Shairon Ka Kalaam Parh K Dekho,

Phir Mere “RAB”Ka “QURAAN” Parh K Dekho,

Sb Ghum Dooor Ho Jaen Ge,

Bus Ek Baar Dil Se “SURAH-E-REHMAN”
Parh K Dekho.
GUD MORNING!

Khofnaak waqiya

Khofnaak waqiya

Andheri raat
me aik
sunsaan
sarak
pe
aik
sir
kati
Lash
pari thi..

wahan se aik larka guzar raha tha..jese hi lash k qareeb poncha..buhat khofnaak awazain anay lagaein..larke ne himmat kr k lash ko sedha kia..aik dum uski nazar lash ki bnd mutthi pe pari..
usne wo mutthi kholi tu achanak taiz hawaein chalnay lagi, mutthi me aik kagaz tha jispe likha tha

MUJE MAAF KRDO
Menay hi kaha tha k PEPSI PE 5 RUPAY KUM KRDO

Better to be silent

Sometimes its better to keep silent
then to tell others what you feel

because it hurts badly when you come to know that
they can hear you, but can not understand

Aankhein khuli

“Aankhein khuli To Jaag
Uthi Hasrtein”..

“Usko Bhi Kho
Diya, Jisse
Paaya tha KHUWAB main”

Send Ur Girlfriend On

Send ur girlfriend on a treasure hunt. Start wid a clue at home,
dan send her on a tour of ur favorite spots all over town. Wen
she gets 2 da last hint, da prize shuld b u on 1 knee.

Uss se faasla na rakhta

Main Uss se faasla na rakhta to aur kya karta,……..?

“Wasi”

Main muddaton ka charsi……… Aur “WO” gOld leaf c larki……..!

AZAN Ki FZELAT

AZAN Ki FZELAT

Jo Azan ka 1 jumla sun k usye dohraiy to us k

Nam-E-Amal may 2 lakh nekian likh di jati hai

aur jo koi pori AZAN k jumlo ko sun k dohariy to us k Nam-e-Amal me

30 lakh nekia likh di jati hai.

 Aur qyamt k din Insan 1 neki ko be trsay ga

Azan k jumlo ko sun ker dohraiy tu us k nam-e-amal me 3

Subha ke Pehle Soch

kuch khas nhi bus itni si hai daastan-e-muhabbat meri .

hr rat ka akhri khayyal hr subah ki pehli soch ho tum …!

Subha Bakhair

Yehe Aik Surat

Kafan Pehnaao To Khaak-E-Madina Mun Pe Mal Dena

Yehi Bas Aik Surat Hai……Khuda Ko Mun Dikhane Ki

Success Never Depends Upon

Success Never Depends Upon The Size Of Our Brain.
It Always Depends Upon The Size Of Our Thoughts.

Communication Is the Lifeline

Communication is the lifeline of any relationship.
When u stop communicating,
U start losing ur valuable relationships
so be in touch always.

Teri Berukhi ka

Teri Berukhi Ka Ik Din Anjaam Yehi Hoga

Aakhir Bhula Hi Dein Gay Tujhe Yaad Karte Karte

Life is too Short

Life is too short,

to waste time hating anyone.

Yeh Tarikyan Aur Tanhayiyan

Yeh Tarikyan Aur Tanhayiyan Hy Allah Se Nazdikyan
Zikr E Ilahi Se Hoti Hain Gunahon Se Duriyan

Gar Banalain Ham Apnee Akhirat Istrah
Sanwar Jayengi Dunya Me Bhi Zindaganiyan

Yeh Dunya To Hy Guzargah Log Aayaingay Jayaingay
Sawaal Hoga Vahan Ke Zindagi Kaisay Bitayiyan

Is Say Behatar Hy Gar Ho Jayain Ham Allahwalay
Phir Hongi Pursayiyon Ki Aasaaniyan

Football Dektay Hoe

Pathan: Aur Sardar Football Dekhtay hue

Pathan: Ye Sub Ball Ko Latien Kiun Mar Rahe Hain??

Sardar: Goal Karne K Liye

Pathan: Goal To Hai Aur Kitna Goal Karenge

Chorh Do Shararat

Meri Baat Maano Mohsin Tum Chorh Do Shararat
Ye Jo Ishq Ker Rahe Ho Barbaad Ho Rahe Ho …

Wish you Happy Valentine Day

For now and just now,

I would just say that I lived much much

better being ur valentine and

I wish U a wish to wish.

So, then.. Happy Valentine.

Urdu Sexy Sms

Teacher,
Ye batao, jo log ghalat kam karte hy, wo kahan jate hein?
Lrki sharmatay huay boli-
Sir,Shehri log HOTEL me,
Aur gaon k log GANNE K KHET mein……

ye iltlja karen gey

ab key wo bichrey ga to ye iltlja karen gey hum

bin apney jeeeeny ka andaz to sikha jaaa

Make a Wondeful Pair

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wondeful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

Never let me go

If I am Wrong, I Need Your Hand To Correct Me

If I am Lost, I Need Your Hand To Guide Me

If One Day I Die, I still Need Your Hand To Close My Eyes

Please Hold My Hand Tightly In Your Hand

Never let me go.

Friends Can Help Each Other

Friends can help each other.
A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself – and especially to feel.
Or, not feel.
Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them.
Thats what real love amounts to – letting a person be what he really is.

Tumhara Kiya Bigara

Tumhara Kya Bigara Tha ?
Jo Tum Ne Tor Dala Hai,,,,

Ye Tukray Main Nahi Loon Gaa
Mujhe To Dil Bana kr do..

Gud night Pakistan

Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

Girl:

Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai

Is Ka Naam Kya Hai

Waiter:

Yeh Ali Shahb Hain

Girl:

Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain

Waiter:

Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?

Girl:

Yahi To Pareshani Hai

Moral:

Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

Yaad Ana

“GiRiYAa”

Wo boli “Koun aksar yaad aata hai udaasi main?

” Main bola “Kuch puraane raaste, bachpan, aur Ik Larki.”

“2 Ajnabi dost”
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Pent Di Silai

Sheikh: Pent di SiLai Kini a?

TaiLor: 300 Rupay

Sheikh: Te Nikkr di

TaiLor: Rs 100

Sheikh: Nikkr e C De, Lambai Pairan Tk Rkhi, Namaz v Parhni Hondi a.

wo Dua ho Tum

“Kahun K Kia Ho Tum….?”

Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum,
Cho k jo Guzre wo Hawa ho Tum,

Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,
Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,

Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum,
Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,

Maine jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum,
Mere Intizar ki Rahat ho Tum,

Mere Dil ki Chahat ho Tum,
Tum ho tu Duniya hai Meri,

Kaise Kahun k Sirf Pyar Nahin,
Meri JAAN ho Tum.

Ajeeb Rastay Hain Ye

Ajeeb rastay hain ye chahaton k beech
wasi
koi kici ka sab kuch ha or koi kici ka
KUCH B NHI

In Coming Year Enjoy

In Coming Year
Enjoy every single moment.
The good, bad, beautiful, ugly,
inspiring, the not-so-glamorous moments.
And Thank GOD through it all.
Happy New Year 2014

To see what is unseen

To hear what is unspoken,

To see what is unseen,

To feel without even touching,

is a disease called

SCHIZOPHRENIA
& people think it’s love, how stupid..

Her insan ka 1 Attraction Factor

Her insan ka 1 Attraction Factor hota hy, jis ki wajah se us se baat
karne ko dil chahta hy’ Write my Attractive factor in ths box (_. .
. . ._) Reply Must?

baray ho kr

Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?

Student: Shadi.

Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?

Student: Dulha.

Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?

Student: Dulhan.

Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?

Student: Bahu laoon ga.

Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?

Student: Pota.

Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?

Student: Shadi..

funny boy vs girls sms

BOY: chalo kisi sunsan jaga par ghomney chalen !!!

Girl . Tum asey wesey harket to nahen karogay?

Boy . Nahi

Girl. Phir rahnedo kiya faida !

4 Great rules of living

4 Great rules of living :

1st. Look back & thank ALLAH.

2nd. look forward & trust ALLAH

3rd. Look Ariund & believe ALLAH

4th. Look in your Heart & find ALLAH

hazart ali (R.A) – eizat barhana

3 kaam kisi k dil main ap ki eizat barhatay hain:

1) salam kerna

2)kisi ko jagah dena

3)Asal name se pukarna

HAZART ALI (R.A)

Ishq ka Banakpan

kro kaj jabeen pay sar kafhan mary kateelo ko guma na ho

k garoray ishq ka banakpan pasay marg hm ny bhula dia?_?

Guys Get Mad Easily

F A C T . . . ! ! !
Guys Get Mad Easily,
Girls Get Sad Easily…
Guys Can Forget,
But Cannot Forgive
Girls Can Forgive,
But Cannot Forget…
Guys Care The Most About
The Quantity of Love
Girls Care The Most About
The Quality of Love….!!.

Definition Of Success

The simplest definition of SucCesS,,,
“When your Signature becomes  your Autograph.”(M. ALI JINNAH).

adab hasil hojae

1 baar Mughal Badsha ALAMGIR ne apne nokr

MUHAMMAD HASSAN

ko hasan keh kr bulaya to wo King k lye wazo ka pani ly aya.. ksi ne pucha Tum ko kese pta k

BADSHA

ko wzu ki hajat hy?

Nokr ne jwab dya

BADSHAH

ki adat hy k wo bagair wzu k

“MUHAMMAD”

nam ni leta.

Jb Badshah ne muj ko sirf HASAN

keh kr pukara to me samaj gea k BADSHAH

ka wazo nhi hy or me wazu ka pani le aaya

“SUBHAN ALLAH”

Kash hmein b

“NABI PAK S.A.W.W”

ka aisa adab hasil hojae.

Aameen.

An Insincere And Evil Friend

An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared
than a wild beast;
a wild beast may wound your body,
but an evil friend will wound your mind.

Care VS need

Always express yourself to
someone who cares for u,
not to someone who needs u..
because care means personal
commitment & need means
personal requirement!

Chup kerwa rahe

Kiya ker rahi hain

Main Ro rhi hun

Sub theek to hai na…

Kyn ro rhi ho ?

Takay aap mujhe chup kara sakain. 😉

Allama Iqbal Islamic Poetry # 2

Allama Iqbal Islamic Poetry # 2

Tum Syed Bhi Ho Mirza Bhi Ho Afghan Bhi Ho
Tum Sabhi Kuchh Ho Batao Ki Musalman Bhi Ho

intrview deny gaya

Sardar intrview deny gaya

Boss: Electric genrator kesy chalta ha?

Sardar:
Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Boss: ( Ghussay say) Stop it!

Sardar:
Turr.tur..Tur.Tusss!.

Kyu Humain Kisi Ki Talash

Kyu humain kisi ki talash hoti hai,
Kyu dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai,
Chand ko dekho wo bhi tanha hai,
Jabki chandni ki har raat uski mulakat hoti hai,.

Fruits k Naam

Teacher:10 fruits k naam btao…….

Sardar:.1 amrood,….1 saib…..tyty… tey baki 8 Maltey 😀

Love Marriage Ka Matlab

Love Marriage Ka Matlab Apny boyFriend Ko husband Banana

Arrange Marriage Ka Matlab ?

KiSi Or K boyfriend Ko Apna husband Bnana.

Toba Toba. . .! 😮 :p

halka halka saroor

ye jo halka halka saroor hy

ye teri nazar ka kasoor hy

LIGHT ki shan

(LIGHT ki shan main)

Ranjish hi sahi,dil hi dukhany k liye aa…

A phr se mujhe chor k jane k liye aa…;)

Beautiful definition of TRUST

Beautiful definition of TRUST:

“Giving someone the authority to destroy U completely,
but having the confidence that he would never do it!”

Advance Eid Mubarak

.–,!”””EID””!
/ – ,! CARDS!”-0-“”””””‘0″-”
Apna EID CARD Jaldi se nikalan Truk late ho raha hay baki friends ko b wish karna hay EID MUBARAK In Advance..

Izn e Qayam

Abhi Is traf na Nigah kr,
Main Ghazal ki Palken sanwar lu,

Mera lafz lafz ho Aaina,
Tjhe Aainy me utar lu,

Main tmam Din ka thka hua,
Tu tmam shab ka jga hua,

Zara thehr ja isi Mor pr,
Tery sath Shaam guzaar lu,

Agar Aasma’n ki Numaishon me,
Mjhe b Izn-e-Qayam ho,

To Main motiyon ki dukaan se,
Teri baliyan, Tery haar lu,

Kai Ajnabi teri Raah k,
Mery paas se yun Guzar gye,

Jinhe dekh kr ye tarap hui,
Tera Naam le kr Pukaar lu

Awesome Good Night Sms

Life had many sleepless nights
Never saw u in my sight,
My love is like sunlight
My love don?t fight,
Now good night

Love is feeling

LOVE isn’t a decision , It’s a feeling.

if we could decide who to love. then life

would be much simpler, but then less magical

Meri Palkon Ka Ab Neend Sy

Meri palkon ka ab neend sy koi wasta nai faraz
Mera kon hai is duniya main, isi soch main raat guzr jati hai

Price of galaxy grand

Girl:- wats the price of galaxy grand???

Shopkeeper:- Rs 35000

Girl:- Awwwww

Girl :- wat about S4??

Shopkeeper:- Awwwww + Awwwww 😛 😀 😉