Nazron se girana

Hum tu dushman ko bi pakiza saza datin hai faraz…………………………

Hathon se nahi nazron se gera datin hai

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Hum Dikhatay Hain

Muje to Express News Wali aunti se dar lagta hy Faraz

Kehti Hy:

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“Jo Sab Chupatay Hain,Wo Hum Dikhatay Hain..

Tauba .. Tauba”

Shabe QADAR Mubarak 2011

Hai phir muje dua’on k sahare ki zarurat,

Aey kash muje aaj koi dil se dua day…!!

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Shabe QADAR mubarak
Do remember me in your prayers.

who can stop u frm cryng

Shakespeare said:

When you’ve so much pain in ur heart!&

u wanna talk to the only person

who can stop u frm cryng..

Ismostly the same person who made u cry…

Neend Ka Intezar

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

Truth Is Reality

Make Sure That In Search Of A Perfect Person
You Don’t Loose A True One,
Because
Perfection Is Fantasy
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Truth Is Reality

Attitude & Behavior with others

A person is measured by his thoughts & actions.

Not by wealth degrees & certificates.

The real education is your attitude & behavior with others.

World’s best feeling

World’s best feeling:

It comes
when we see a wonderful question paper
in the examination hall
& we smile at each other
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Aik vi nae andaa:-D

What Do You Like In Me

A Girl asks boy:
What do you like in me ??

Boy: Those 2 big white balls
having 2 little dots in it

Girl : What ?

Boy: yaar your beautiful eyes

Do Pyase Dil Aik Huwe Hain

Do pyase dil aik huwe hain aise
Bichare ge ab kaise

Tum pyaar mujhye karte hi rahna
Sari umar tum aise

Ek douje main kho jate hain
Nadiya sagar jaise

Tuj se hay yeh zindgani
Tuj se hay jiwan kahani

Tuj se hay sanj aur sawera
Sathi kabhi tu na ruthe

Rasmon ki diwaar tutye
Tutye na bahoon ka ghira

Mere sanam teri kasam
Tuj se hay wahda yeh mera

Aise raheen ge
nain aur nindea jaise

Qadmon tale har khushi hay
Kitni haseen zindagi hay

Jiwan yunhi beet jaye
Aankhon k tu roeberoe hay

Dekhon jidhar tu hi tu hay
Tuj bin nazar kuch na aye

Hay zindagi humain kabhi
Zamana judaa kar na paye

Aise raheen ge
phool aur khushbo jaise

D0ubLe Sawari per

Jab se d0ubLe Sawari pe Pabandi Lagi hy

Faraz;->…

Andhere may khara Kutta B PoLice waLa Lagta Hy!
(“.)> Abey Bike
/[ ] GhUma jldi..,
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Awkward moment in exam

That awkward moment in an exam:
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when ur trying to concentrate but a
song which u like is constantly
playing in ur head !!! :p

Keep Guessing Why I Sent It To U

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

Meri Aajzi Bhi

Meri Srkashi Bhi Thi Munfarid

Meri Aajzi Bhi Kamaal Thi…

Main Ana Prast BaLaa Ka Tha,sO Gira To Apne Hi Paon Mein…..

Man Making love To Maid

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha u are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘coz the driver always tells me so’

Importance Of Some Surah

Surat Fatiha Allah k Gazub sey bachaati hai

Surah Yaseen Qayaamut k Din Piyaas Sey

Surah Waaqia Fikar or faaqay sey

Surah Mulk Azaab-e-eQabur sey

Surah kosar Dushmunon ke Dushmuni sey

SurahKaaferoun Mout k waqt Kuffar sey

Surah Ikhlaas Munaafequt sey

Surah Fallak Hadson sey

Surah Naas wuswasoun sey bachaati hai

urdu funny pathan on juma pray

PATHAN: Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai

Friend: wo kase?

PATHAN: IMAM sahab bole Apny MObile of ker dain ,

Mera mobile Ghar tha jab ker ke aya to JIMAAT nikal gai

Pareshani Halat Sa Nahi Hoti

“Pareshani halaat sy nahin khyalat sy hoti hai…
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Tumhari marzi or Khuda ki marzi k farq ka naam gham hai”.

Aaj kuch aisa kero

Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli: Aaj Kuch Aisa Karo K Mere Paseeney Chhut Jaaye

Banta Utha Aur Fan Band Karke So Gaya

Moral: i Do not Post Dirty Jokes

Sakoot e Shaam

Sakoot-e-Shaam Main Goonji Sadaa Udaasi Ki
Ke Hai Mazeed Udaasi Dawa Udaasi Ki

Amoor-e-Dil Main, Kisi Teesre Ka Dakhal Nahi
Yahan Faqat Teri Chalti Hai Ya Udaasi Ki

Bohat Shareer Tha Main Aur Hansta Phirta Tha
Phir Ek Faqeer Ne De Di Dua Udaasi Ki

Charaagh-e-Dil Ko Zara Ehtiyaat Se Rakhna
Ke Aaj Raat Chale Gi Hawa Udaasi Ki

Bohat Dinon Se Mulakaat Hi Nahi Mohsin
Kahin Se Khair Khabar Le Ke Aa Udaasi Ki

Chehre Yaad Rakhta Hoon

Me Logon Se Mulaqaton K Lamhe Yaad Rakta Hoon Me
Batain Bool Bhi Jaon To Lehje Yaad Rakta Hoon
Sar-e-Mehfil Nigahain Mujh Pe Jin Logon Ki Parti Hain Nigahon Ke Hawale Se
Wo Chehre Yaad Rakhta Hoon Zara Sa Hat Ke Chalta Hoon Zamane Ke Riwayat Se
K Jin Pe Bojh Main Daalon Wo Kaandhe Yaad Rakta Hoon.

Tere hathon ki

Tere hathon ki karamat ki to Phir baat hi kiya Hai!

“*MAA*”

Mujh ko to Tere Qadmo ki Matti bhi Shifa deti hai…

Ap ke bhabi

bhai jaan , 27 July ko meri mangni hai zaroor ana

Mere Mobile me balance nai tha is liye

In ke mobile se msg ker rahi hon

Ap ki Bhabi …

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KATRINA KAIF

By All Means Marry

By all means, marry.
If you get a good wife,
you will become happy;

if you get a bad one,
you will become a philosopher.

Zalim Zamane Nay

Sikha Di Be wafai B Tmhen Zalim Zamane Ny,

K Tm Jo Seekh Laite Ho, Hm hi Py Aazmate Ho…….!

Manzil se niche gira

Sheikh 8th manzil se niche gira.

Girte huwe kitchen ki window k pas pohncha

to apni BV ko dekh kr chiLaya:

Shagufta meri ROTI na Pakaeen.!

Umar Sar Tu Bohat

Umar Sar Tu Bohat Door Ki Baat Hai Mohsin

Ik Lamhe Ke Liye Kash Wo Mera Hota

Dil ke Dharkan ki Awaz

Scientist ne prove kiya tha dil ke dharkan ki awaz hoti hai

“LUB DUB”.

Lekin 2nd resaerch k baad pata chala k ye awaaz

“RUB RUB” hoti hai

RUB 1 arbi zabaan ka lafz hai jis ka matlab hai

“Koi 1 jo kainat ki har cheez ka khaliq hai or us k pass temaam ikhtiaraat hain”

or woh hai ALLAH. Is ka matlab hai k ap ki or hamari har Dharkan

ALLAH TALA ki TOHEED biyan kerti hai

Sardar International Company

Dr: Which soap do u use?
Sardar: Bajrang da soap

DR: paste ?
SARDAR: Bajrang da paste,

DR: shampooo?
SARDAR: Bajrang da shampoo

Dr: Is Bajrang an international company?
Sardar:No.. Bajrang is my room mate

Wo kya Log Thay

Mei Ne Us Zaat Pe Likhnay ki Jisarat ki Hai,
Js k Daman Pe Frishton Ne Ibadat ki Hai.
Kis ki jurrat mere AQA k Brabar Aaye,
Mere AQA Ne to Nabiyon ki Imamat ki Hai.

Zakham kha kar Bhi jo Pholon ki Ridayen Bakhshay,
Mere AQA Ne Tu kanton Se Muhabat ki Hai.

ALLAH ALLAH Wo kya Log Thay Jin Logon Nay,
Chaltay Phirtay Mere AQA ki Ziyarat ki Hai.
Asmano Pay Zaminon Pe Hukomat ki Hai,”Jis kisi Ne Mere AQA ki Ata’at ki Hai”

“SUBHANALLAH”

yehi adab hai

1.Namaz Ki Halat Mein Aankhen Band Krna Makroh Hy.
2.Namaz Mein Jab Qayam Per Khary Ho Tu Nazren Sajdy Ki Jaga Rakho.
3.Jab Ruku Karo Tu Paon K Dermiyan Dekho.
4.Jab Sajda Karo Tu Nak Ki Samt Mein.
5.Jab Beth Jao Tu Nazaren Jholi Mein Honi Chahiye.
6.Jab Salam Phero Tu Dono Kandhon Ko Dekho.
7.Jab dua mango to nazrain aur sir jhuka lo k yehi adab hai.
PLZ 4ward! Kiya Pata aap ki Waja Se Kisi Ki Namaz Sahi Ho Jaye,
” Good Morning “

1 Pthan K Ghr Gas Ka Bill

1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya
Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola:
Tm log muje ye btao begherto ?
Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:

Mehakti Hai Teri Aankhen

Mehakti Hai Teri Aankhen
Madhosh Karti Hai Kyo Mujhe
Sagar Se Teri Aankhen
Uns Jagati Hai Mujhme
Takti Mujhe Teri Aankhen
Ishq Ka Jaam Pilaye Mujhe
Teri Aankhen Yeh Teri Aakhen
Deewana Banati Hai Mujhe

fabulous 2011

Wishing you a fabulous 2011 with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!

zip dekh kar

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ? Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga

Behosh kar Dia

Ap ki muskraheet ny Behosh kar Dia

Ham hosh me any Waly thy ap ny Phr se muskra Dia

Khaak Per

Beth jata hu khak pe aksar

Muje apni okat achi lagti ha

Same Word But Different ATTITUDE

Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love

But

Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love

Same Word But Different ATTITUDE ?!!

Where faith begins

Those who happily leave everythng in Allah’s hand,

Will eventually see Allah’s hand in every thing, bcoz worry ends where faith begins…:)

A Lovely Thing About Christmas

A lovely thing about Christmas
is that its compulsory,
like a thunderstorm,
and we all go through it together.

Aasmaan ki Taraf

1 Sardar jab bhi kapry dhota

tab bohat zor ki barish shuru ho jati

1 din bohat dhoop nikli hooi thi to us ny shukar kiya aur dukan sy surf leny chala gya

jab dukan mein enter hooa to baadal bohat zor sy garja

Sardar ji jaldi sy Aasmaan ki taraf munh kar k boly

Kidhar.?

Main ty ras lein Aaya wan.

Funny Exam

Exam hall mein Student copy pe apna

Panja bana ra tha.

Duty per teacher bola paper mein to hand ki diagram ka Question nai

Student:

Mein paper banane wale per lanat bhej raha hun

Funny Sardar Thinking

A man Asked Sardar G “Aqal bari k Bhains?”

Sardar G said: “Let me think.”

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After 3 hours sardar Replied: “Dowan di Date of Birth te Tusi Dasi he nai ” 😉

Barasty Jaa Rahey Hain

Barasty jaa rahey hain har aankh se aansu
Ye mahfil ki shaam bohat gamgeen hen…

LOAD SHEDDING KI MUSIBAT

Ek admi raat ko apne gher gaya.

darwaza knock kia.

Bv.kon?

Admi:Guddu da abbu!

Bv:Haaye main mar gai te ander kon ae.

Phir Jitny Khassaary Hoty

Sirf Wo Shakhs kisi Tarah Se Mil Jata Takallum.

Mujh ko Manzoor Thy Phir Jitny Khassaary Hoty.

Lamk lamk ke

Sardar:

Interveo deny gaia,

Officer:

Tmhari talem keia,

Sardar:

L . L . K . M . P .

Officer:

Ye kon’c digri he,

Sardar:

Lamk làmk k metrik pas.

Fakeer Sheikh Se

Fakeer:ary baba kuch de do bht bhoka hn

Sheikh:100 rupey dikhte hoe bola 50 rupey hen tmre pas

Faker khush ho kr G hen

Sheikh:ty salya Pehle o ty kharch karlay

Putra Menu Uthay Dafnai

Mrasi: Putra menu uthay dafnai jithay har welay loki aanday janday sallam karan

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Puttar: Aba fer G.T.Road te naa dafna dye qabar di qabar te jamp da jamp. .

msg for girlz

A very important msg for girlz. When u go to buy pads do see the expiry date. If u use expired ones u can get uterus cancer.

Spread the msg.

Pyar Aankhon Mein

Jub bhe nazron say mill gai nazrain

Hum karain gay qayaam aankhon main

Aaj ous nay kia hy Phir Zahir…

Payaar ka ahtamam aankhon main

Ary kuch de do

Fakir:Ary kuch de do bht bhoka hn

Sardar 100 ka note dikhate hoe bola 50 rupey han tumhare ps?

Fakir khush ho kr Han

Sardr:Te salya Pehle o te Muka le.

MOHABBAT ki sumj Aayi DOST

Tum ko chaha To MOHABBAT ki sumj Aayi DOST..

Warna Iss LAFZ ki Sirf Tareef Suna kartay thay….

Eid Ul Fitter Chand Mubarak 2011

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“* Dil ki *”
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Friend is Better

A frnd is better thn GF/BF coz
-U cn clean ur nose in front of dem 😉
-U cn notice other boys/girls passing 😀
-U cn use ur hands 2 eat instead of fork B-)
-U cn sip last drop of ur coffee by making noise wid straw :-p
-U dnt always hav 2 look good & hide ur msgs 4m dem 😉
-U CAN B URSELF widout bothering what dat idiot wil think abt u
bcoz u know dat dey wil always b wid u:-)
So never leave your friends for your so-called love!
I Love u idiot.

Enjoy ur Settings

Somewhere Someone is Surely made for u..:)

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God has decided a perfect Time,to make u meet that person..

Till then

Enjoy ur own settings;-)

Merey Lafaz

Main lafzon mai kuch bhi izhar nahi karta
Iska matlab ye nahi k main tujhe pyar nahi karta

Chahata hoon main tujhe aaj bhi par
Teri soch mein apna waqt be-kar nahi karta

Tamasha naa ban jaaye kahein mohabbat meri
isi liye apne dard ko namoodaar nahi karta

Jo kuch mila hai usi mei khush hoon main
Tere liye khuda se taqraar nahi karta

Par kuch to baat hai teri fitrat mein zalim
Warna Mein tujhe chahne ki khtaa bar bar nahi karta

Be Nice As Me

Be a regular as clock ,

Be fresh as rose .

Be soft as flower.

Be strong as rock ,

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Be Nice as me !!

I know its difficult …

But Try 😉

RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW

A RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW
Officer:Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train ek hi track pe amny samny se aa rahi hain to tum kya kroge?

Sardar:Me kanta badal donga

Officer:Agar na badal sako?

Sardar:Me Red signal donga

Officer:Light na ho to?

Sardar:Me Red jhanda dikha donga

Officer:Jhanda b na mila to?

Sardar:Me Chotay Bhai ko bula longa

Officer:Kyun?

Sardar: Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay.”:-D

Zeest ki Tamanna

Ye meri zeest ki sb se bari tamanna thi…

Wo mery paas, mery naam ki trah rehta…!!!

Teri Chahat Ke Siwa

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Zindagi me teri yaad ke siwa kuch nai Me tujh tohfay me kiya doon

Meri jholi me mohabat ke siwa kuch nai

In Upcoming Year

In Coming Year
Enjoy every single moment.
The good, bad, beautiful, ugly,
inspiring, the not-so-glamorous moments.
And Thank GOD through it all.
Happy New Year 2014

Piyaar RAB Ne Sab Nu

Piyaar RAB ne sab nu vakh vakh ditta ,
Kisey nu lakh Ditta,
Sanu Tawadey jaya Dost Ditta,
Yani Saanu Lakh to Vi Sawa lakh Ditta..

When Husband wife watch cricket match

Husband wife watching an a Cricket match together

After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee ??

Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.

Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.

Husband: Its Austraila V/s west Indies

Wife: How many runs they need to win now ??

Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls

Wife: Ehnn! Thats easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball

Husband: *Turns off the TV*

Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching Daily serial

Husband: Who is she ??
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Wife: dont disturb me… :p :O 😀