Friday, October 31, 2008

funny pathan sms

Science ke jadeed


Tehqeeq ke Mutabiq


NASWAAR


Se Eye Sight TAIZ Hoti Hai 



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SABOOT


Peshwar Mein Chand 1Din pehle Nazar a JATA HAI

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Wish This Day Happy Birthday

May stars shine this day,
may flowers bloom this day,
may birds sing 4 u this day,
may u get everything in ur life which u wish this day
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Zinda Dil Hain Hans Kar Do Ghum Seh Lainge



Zinda Dil Hain Hans Kar Do Ghum Seh Lainge
Har Ghum Main Uska Saath Ho Ye Zaroori To Nahi
Yoon To Wo Bahut Wafashaar Hain Magar Phir Bhi
Har Kadam Pe Wafa Karein Ye Zaroori To Nahi
Hosle Aur Bhi Bhar Jainge Shikast Ke Baad
Jeet Yahan Sada Humari Ho Ye Zaroori To Nahi
Shiddat-E-Ghum Main Insaan Ro Bhi Daita Hai
Samne Uska Aanchal Ho Ye Zaroori To Nahi
Nazrain Thi Buss Kya Karti Pathar Ho Gayee
Uske Baad Kisi Aur Ko Dekhein Ye Zaroori To Nahi
Hum Ne Humesha Usse Dil Se Chaaha
Woh Bhi Humain Chahe Dil Se Ye Zaroori To Nahi


Meri Aankh Kaise Chhalak Gayi



Mujhe Apne Zabt Pe Naaz Tha, Sare Bazm Raat Ye Kya Hua
Meri Aankh Kaise Chhalak Gayi Mujhe Ranj Hai Ye Bura Hua


Meri Zindagi Ke Charagh Ka Ye Andaaz Koi Nayaa Nahin
Kabhi Raushni, Kabhi Teergi, Kabhi Jalaa Hua Kabhi Bujha Hua


Mujhe Raaste Mein Pada Hua Kisi Badnaseeb Ka Khat Mila
Kahin Khoon-E-Dil Se Likha Hua, Kahin Aansuon Se Mita Hua


Jo Nazar Bacha Ke Guzar Gaye, Mere Saamne Se Abhi Abhi
Ye Mere Sheher Hi Ke Log The Mere Ghar Se Ghar Mila Hua


Mujhe Humsafar Bhi Mila Koi, To Shikasta Haal Meri Tarah
Kahin Raaston Ka Lutaa Hua Kahin Manzilon Ka Thaka Hua



Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Meri skin bohat soft

Girl: (Doctor se) Meri skin bohat soft, mulaayam, or sensitive hay or rang bhi bohat gorra hy, sonay say pehlay kya laga k soya karon?


Doctor:
“KUNDI”

Aye Khuda Tune Ye Muhabbat Banai Kiyon



Aye Khuda Tune Ye Muhabbat Banai Kiyon,
Gar Banai To Iss Me Judai Kiyon, Kiyon


Diya Pyar Mujhe Iss Ki Jarurat Kya Thi,
Meri Barbadi Me Shamil Teri Hiqmat Kya Thi


Meri Rahon Me To Khusboo Ka Safar Rahta Tha,
Dil Me Aabad Gulabo Ka Nagar Rahta Tha,


Zindagi Khar Bhari Raah Me Laye Kiyon…
Aye Khuda Tune Muhabbat Ye Banai Kiyon…..


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Is Dil Mein Salamat Hai

Is Dil Mein Salamat Hai Ab Tak Woh Shokhi-E-Lab Woh Haraf-E-Wafa,
Woh Naqsh-E-Qadam Woh Aks-E-Hina So Bar Jisay Choma Hum Nay,


Is Dil Mein Salamat Hai Ab Tak Woh Gard-E-Alam Woh Deeda-E-Num,
Hum Jis Mein Chupa Ker Rakhty Thy Tasweer Bikharti Yaadon Ki,


Zanjeer Pighalty Waadon Ki Poonji Nakam Iradon Ki,
Ay Teiz Hawa Naraz Na Ho Is Dil Mein Salamat Hai Ab Tak,


Kuch Rezy Naram Sawalon Ke Kuch Dar Anmol Khayalon Ke,
Ek Saccha Roop Haqeeqat Ka, Ek Jhootha Lafz Muhabbat Ka…!!!