Mere aadat nahi badle

Haseen Ankhun ko parhne ka ab tak shoQ hay mujh ko

Mohabbat may ujaar kar bhi mere Aadat nahi badle

Yaraan Kolon Doori

Yaraan Kolon Doori,Changi Gal Nai
Pyar Vich Majboori,Changi Gal Nai

Huss Ke V Vekhna Chahi Da Sajna Nu
Ha Velay Akkhan Vich Koori,Changi Gal Nai

Assi Jadon Bulaiye Tuanu Kar De Je Bahanay
Keh Den De Kamm Bara Zururi,Changi Gal Nai

Asi Paisay Laa Kay Sms Kariye Tuanu
Tusi Smile V Na Dewo Poori,Changi Gal Nai

Muskurane ki zarorat kia thi

Outstanding love poem.

Is trha satane ki zrort kia thi?
Kuty Kaminy dil ko jalane ki zarorat kia thi?
Jo nai tha Ishq to bhonk daty,
Apni oqat dikhane ki zarorat kia thi?
Maloom tha k ye khwab toot jaenge,
Manho0s phr nend me ane ki zarorat kia thi?
Ishq per lagti rahegi har dor me pabandi,
Ek aashiq ki wat lgane ki zarorat kia thi?

Maan lo agr ye yk tarfa mohabat thi,
To phr nafsiyati kanjar!

Mujhe dekh kr muskurane ki zarORat kia thi?

Are you single

She: R u single?

Me: haan ekdum… main toh paida bhi akela hi huya tha

She: baki sab barat leke paida hote hai stupid

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Tere result da ki banya

Sardar: Tere result da ki banya AE?
Son: Headmster saab da puter fail AE..
Sardar:Te tOu?
Son: Doctor saab da puter v fail AE..
Sardar:Te tera result ki ae?
Son: O khan saab da puter v fail ho gya ae
Sardar:Kaminay, main tera pucheya ae..

Son:Te Tu kera Allama Iqbal ain
TEra putar v fail ae..

You Walk Into The Store

You Walk Into The Store And Stride Down The Aisle.

You Pick Me Up And Try To Look Casual While

You Carry Me Down To The Checkout Line.

Pull Out Your Wallet, You Soon Will Be Mine.

Your Friends Are Observing Every Move That You Make.

The Clerk Asks For Id- You Show Him A Fake.

You Quickly Walk Down To The Front Of The Store.

Your Friends Are Waiting For You As You Step Out The Door.

You Hop In The Car And Drive Away From The Shop.

Then You Shut Off The Ignition, And Pop Off My Top.

You Take A Few Drinks And Pass Me Around.

That’s When You Decide To Take A Drive Around Town.

You Turn On Your Car And Put Your Foot On The Clutch.

I’m Sober, You Think I Didn’t Have Very Much.

You Pull Onto The Road With Me By Your Side,

Taking Occasional Sips As You Enjoy The Ride.

Then The Brakes On The Car In Front Of You Squeal.

You Try Hard To Stop, But Lose Control Of The Wheel.

You Skid Off The Road, And You Know You Have Crashed.

The Dashboard Is Shattered, The Windshield Is Smashed.

Minutes Like Hours, You’re In Treacherous Pain,

That Washes Your Senses, Envelops You Brain.

The Screams All Around You Are Faint To Your Ears,

As Life Flashes Before You, Your Hopes And Your Fears.

Minutes Like Hours, You Plead And You Pray,

I’ll Never Touch It Again, Just Let Me Live One More Day.

Your Mind Starts To Go Dark, It Falls Apart Piece By Piece.

And Then You Slip Into Blackness, The Pain Has Finally Ceased.

Before You Entered That Store, You Should Have Thought Twice,

For I Am The Substance That Cost You Your Life.

New Research of Astrologers

New research of astrologers.

never beleive in 3 people.

sagitarius, capricorn, pices. Bcz they never belive in anyone.

never lose 3 people,

libra, cancer, aries. Bcz they are the most sincere n true lovers.

never share with 3 people,

virgo, taurus,scorpio, bcz they can never keep secrets n cheat people by crocodile tears.

never reject 3 people,

leo, gemini, aquarius

bcz they are true friends n never think bad 4 any one.