parhi Likhi Larki

Husband:
My Love, why are you looking so much pink?
Wife:
When your lovely words touches the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster, because increased output transmitted to adrenals which start secreting glucgon to increase blood glugose level and combat this emergency, also increase pituitary output to increase blood estrogen level, causing vasodilation and I look pink.
Moral:
Aur dhuundo parhi likhi Larki..

Beniyaz-e-sahar ho gai – Ganesh Bihari Tarz

Beniyaz-e-sahar ho gai
sham-e-gam moatabar ho gai
ik nazar kya idhar ho gai
ajanabi har nazar ho gai
zindagi kya hai aur maut kya
shab hui aur sahar ho gai
unki aankhon mein ashk aa gaye
dastan mukhtasar ho gai
char tinake hi rakh paye the
bijaliyon ko khabar ho gai
chid gai kis ke daman ke bat
khudbakhud aankh tar ho gai
un ke mahafil se uthakar chale
roshni hamsafar ho gai
‘tarz’ jab se chuta karavan
zist gard-e-safar ho gai

Poet of the Poem / Ghazal or Nazam : Ganesh Bihari Tarz

My Own Image Of My Work

My own image of my work is that I no sooner settle into something than a break occurs.
These breaks are always painful and depressing but despite them I see that there is a consistency that holds out,
but is hard to define.

Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha…

Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.

Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

Sher da Puttar

First Boy:

Mujh se panga na le, main sher da puttar h0on…!

Second Boy:

Yaar,ek baat to bata, Sher ghar aaya tha,ya anti jungle gayi thi

Shikayat shayari

Palko Se Aankho Ki Hifazat Hoti Hai
Dhadkan Dil Ki Amanat Hoti Hai
Hamara Rishta Bhi Bada Pyara Hai
Kabhi Chahat To Kabhi Shikayat Hoti Hai…

Khamosh Guzar Jate Hain Wo Kareeb Se
Sawal Uth Te Hain Dil Mein Ajeeb Se
Wo Khafa Hai Ya Ye Unki Ada Hai
Shikayat Bhi Kya Kare Apne Naseeb Se…

Tuje shikayat hai ke muje badal diya shab-o-Roz ne,
kabhi khud se bi to sawal kr tu wohi hai ya koi or hai..

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Dukhi shayari

ab ke tajdid-e-vafa ka nahin imkan jana
yad kya tujh ko dilayain tera paiman jana

yon hi mausam ki ada dekh ke yad aya hai
kis qadar jald badal jate hain insan jana

zindagi teri ata thi so tere nam ki hai
ham ne jaise bhi basar ki tera ehsan jana

dil ye kahata hai ki shayad ho fasurda tu bhi
dil ki kya bat karain dil to hai nadan jana

avval-avval ki muhabbat ke nashe yad to kar
bepiye bhi tera chehara tha gulistan jana

akhir akhir to ye alam hai ki ab hosh nahin

muddaton se ye alam na tavaqqo na ummid
dil pukare hi chala jata hai jana jana

ham bhi kya sada the ham ne bhi samajh rakha tha
gam-e-dauran se juda hai gam-e-jana jana

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ab ki kuch aisi saji mahafil-e-yaran jana
sar-ba-zanu hai koi sar-ba-gireban jana

har koi apani hi avaz se kanp uthata hai
har koi apane hi saye se hirasan jana

jis ko dekho vahi zanjir-ba-pa lagata hai
shahar ka shahar hua dakhil-e-zindan jana

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ab tera zikr bhi shayad hi gazal main aye
aur se aur hua dard ka unvan jana

ham ki ruthi hui rut ko bhi mana lete the
ham ne dekha hi na tha mausam-e-hijran jana

hosh aya to sabhi khvab the reza-reza
jaise urate huye auraq-e-pareshan jana

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